I accidentally missed Astro and Sam oops. Astro reminds me of the internet explorer logo (don’t ask) and Sam is the average Demon Slayer fan gone rogue

@GaleGrim

11 ай бұрын

it's okay, so did the devs.

@hiroroffxiv

11 ай бұрын

You only have one job

@biffwellington6144

11 ай бұрын

It's not my fault that I think astrology is a load of horseshit. I'm a Virgo, after all.

@DragoonZell

11 ай бұрын

pugilists simplicity layout for their icon looks like the K.O gauge for Little Mac on Smash Bro.....in which barely anyone plays so i guess they've got that in common, Low tier and no ranged options lol.

@Revenante_of_Asylum

11 ай бұрын

"...and Sam is the average Demon Slayer fan gone rogue." But rogues in this game turn into ninjas. * wordlessly packs bags and heads out the door *

"if you picked scholar, it's because you were leveling summoner" Personally, I had the reverse situation lmao

@Sir_Duranwal

11 ай бұрын

And then there's me, who leveled both :'D

@derandi2324

11 ай бұрын

same

Astros forgotten crying in the corner

@heskensol

11 ай бұрын

Oops

@dylian407

11 ай бұрын

And Samurai

@Billaxle

11 ай бұрын

"Hahaha 😂 what's your siiiign?!? I'm. A. Virgo. I'm SO quirky! Like, OMG! I know right?!?" 🤡🤡🤡

@lord_shadowstar8651

11 ай бұрын

And reaper. Also gunbreaker

@kakarottuzumaki4346

3 ай бұрын

Me as a Astro Main the me: He is right... ._. We got forgotten... *hugs the samurai and gave him my cards to play that he dont needs to be sad like me*

This video is so wholesome, even as a joke. The fact that you can tell that Hesken is trying really hard to be mean is amusing.

RPR is what happens when a BTN had enough.

"How does it feel to have to read an entire spreadsheet just to use your rotations correctly?" I hit Fire III when I meant to hit Fire IV and accept defeat. I shamefully cast Transpose and hope no one notices. They notice. I slide-cast into a cleave. All is suffering. "There are other jobs-" I dug this grave and I'm going to lie in it!! Roll in it!! Put my Ley Lines in it!! Also you're 100% right re: Sage.

As a drg main it's all about finding that one perfect spot to backflip off the map or into someone else's aoe marker leading you to a double kill

"Alright Dragoon, fuck this class" that had me weak and wheezing I wasn't expecting that 😭

I have learned the Black Mage rotation, not by looking at spreadsheets, but out of sheer force of will for the love of my class.

As a bard main, yes I do play it because it is easy. The rotation is smoother than my brain.

MNK is my favorite class and this slander shall not be tolerated, oof.

That Disney's Beast DNC glam tho

As a Reaper, that's entirely accurate. I clearly ooze edge. And as a Red Mage, I'm dressed in all black. Clearly, I'm doing everything right XD

Bro what hairstyle is that.. I’m staring at it so respectfully

@heskensol

11 ай бұрын

It's called Ambitious Ends! It's something you can buy from the new variant dungeon :)

Astrologian: the class so bad they don't even rate getting dunked on

@elgatochurro

11 ай бұрын

Astro be like: whm is too boring so instead I give myself carpal tunnel aundrome

2:25 gave me so much larryzaur nostalgia idk why so thank you. I love your content.

well well another video of my favorite furry in final fantasy just kidding

I find it funny that people can't take a joke from before. Bro, I've seen people rage over actual "broken down" job videos because "That's not how THEY OPERATE" and proceed to showcase their opener. You are doing fine! Loving the Stereotypes. I'm the Edgy every button pressed DRK/GNB.

Aside from the cursing, this was less of a roast and more of a comedy act. 😂 Its great! 👍 Good job. 🤣

“the power of god and anime on my side” had me CACKLING that was a perfect roast

...I feel bullied. I was levelling Summoner, but that DPS queue was actually wasting my life away. I went in as Scholar, got that sweet sweet insta-pop, and never looked back.. Scholar main, baby.

AST main here, feels bad to be forgotten :(

Hey now, I picked Scholar because I thought the Summoner Zeta relic was the Scholar one and now the cost is so sunk that I geared myself into a corner and I can only take Scholar into current Savage.

Gunbreaker is like a Tekken combo but for explosions, especially with 3 Cartridges. Our job is to look badass then superbolide after benediction.

Real missed opportunity missing out on ast. The whole "we continue to be reworked while reworking" business would have been a great laugh... idk the pieces are there. I ain't smart enough to make a good joke on it, but I have hopes that you do! Lol - good vid.

Ok, what *would* you have said about Astro if you'd remembered it? lol

@heskensol

11 ай бұрын

The thing they hold reminds me of the internet explorer logo for some reason

@Thornscale

11 ай бұрын

@@heskensol That's fair, lol.

As a contractor, I do enjoy watching paint dry, which makes Paladin perfect for me.

on behalf of all black mage players, pain is fun

0:38 not even a minute into the video and this man has me crying laughing 🤣

0:25 jokes on you i dont even use those jumps.

As a brand new player who chose thaumaturge to start, i didn't know we even had spreadsheets, im glad to hear it's explained somewhere simple

As a dancer main dating a warrior main... absolutely true.

this was amazing ♥ accurate as fck

tbh the summoner scholar thing is switched for me. i legit forgot summoner exists half the time.. i really like scholar tho some folks say its difficult ? ive been pitied when i said it's my first healer in this game as well as using controller. is it really that hard comparatively? my other mains are red mage paladin. ALSO! yoshi p. ser. please. let us use minions as summon glamours

I started as maruader/warrior and I l am loving my big unga bunga so far. I am the wall. I stand in front of building sized enemies and attacks. Tank those hits and come back for more.

You seem like a nice person trying to be a bad. 😂. Appreciate the 3 minute video.

@wubble10k

11 ай бұрын

yes hesken is one of the nicest people i have met :D

Dragoon: Suicidal Floor Tanks (We're here for you get help) Reaper: All edge, no point. You tend to be the party murder hobo. Samurai: Warrior for weebs Ninja: I SMOKED ENOUGH CRACK TO SEE TIIIIIIIIME, WATCH ME DO CRAZY SHIT WITH MY HANDS! Monk: You wear a chasity cage 24/7 Red Mage: Big hat, tiny sword, no wonder your pants are so tight Blue Mage: You aren't a real class, come back when you can hit the expansion's level cap Black Mage: Haw haw, you can't move for 90% of your rotation! Summoner: Why are you summoning the dragon that committed mass genocide 10-15 years back? Bard: I ROLL TO SEDUCE THE DRAGON! Dancer: Cha Cha Real Smooth Mechanist: What, are bows too low-tech for your fancy ass? White Mage: You secretly get off on the fact you can choose who lives and dies, so nobody fucks with you. Scholar: Diet White Mage with a NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD book and shields Astrologian: Summoner, but you heal. Sage: Red Mage with guns and actual healing Paladin: Don't tell me. You're a descendant of moon people and plan on leaving because your people need you. Warrior: Wait you're NOT DPS? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? Dark Knight: Reaper, but an edgy tank with a BFS. Gunbreaker: Wait, you're a tank? WHAT IS WRONG WITH EORZEA!?

So are Blue Mages actually a class?

You are correct I never heard my favorite class is pugilist. My favorite class is Monk though~.

Goddamn man, Dancer and Gunbreaker wasn't that bad but, you didn't need to call me out that hard with Sage. It's not my fault it's super convenient instead of trying to slowly level up my still Lvl57 Scholar

my favorite class is pugilist XD (just kidding, I love all my 12 battle classes)

Scholar - For me it was the other way around bro. ;)

Awww man apparently I picked the hardest class for my first character or something…. Maybe that’s a good thing

Yeah I play Black Mage, yeah I’m a masochist. And what about it??

man i miss pre rework summoner.. that shit was so much more fun, but too many people cried about it xD.

That monk is looking good tho

Wait did you level Dancer now?

@heskensol

11 ай бұрын

not yet haha

Was this supposed to be a joke?, since the DRK part was so cool!

Perfect.

I like how you judge all the jobs you don't play or have put little to no effort in. Most are really fun if you get them past 70 or 80.

I guess there are no astro and sam players? 😅

@heskensol

11 ай бұрын

OMG HOW DID I MISS SAMURAI

meanwhile astro *insert gigachad music*

Oi don't diss the fist mage!

Lmao I main monk/pugilist since I satrted the game. I suffered the reworks and still miss my electric super saiyan aura So yes my favourite class is pugilist

HEY. I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW MY HEALER LOVES ME WHEN I TANK AND I MAIN PALADIN....so what my healer is my girlfriend....she isn't biased, I swear.

I ain't gonna lie, I only play ninja because tab targeting is boring

You talking about mnk come and fite me beast man :v

Gasp! Such hurtful words! I am offended!!

MCH: "This class is boring as f-" I know this is all in good fun, but is that really the best roast possible? No "you have the attention span of a-LOOK A SHINY THING"? No "Your rotations make BLM's spreadsheets look like a WHM's opener"? No "STOP USING FLAMETHROWER AND MOVE"? Source: I am a MCH main.

in:b4 Heskin discovers mods and shaders lol.

Aw, that WHM roast was mad weak... :(

As a white mage i can confirme that im just white

Dont lie. Nobody chooses me.

Dragoon is the original edgelord

Is was great made me laugh im sending this to my bf

I... I like monk... monk fun... ;~; jokes aside funny video! Lol

44k likes in 3 min?

@heskensol

11 ай бұрын

I think your KZread is bugging lol

@JamesRogers1983

11 ай бұрын

@@heskensol yeah, could be :) Anyway, as a RDM main, I concur :)

@reese1339

11 ай бұрын

​@@JamesRogers1983don't you mean verconcur

@JamesRogers1983

11 ай бұрын

@@reese1339 verily

AST mains where you at lol

Yeah I'm a filthy cheater! Try to stop me loser! I cheat myself by waiting 2 years for the job to get an update 😂😂😂

Yall so toxic yall made a wholesome man join yall SMH YALL SMH XD

warrior yes lub smash

Can we should stop for a while ad admire how much all the classes suits so cool a big fluffly catto daddy? Ahahah

@--hishurak6793

11 ай бұрын

it's the second heart i'v got from the catto now im happy

Hey, I’ve been a Monk main since Heavensward. You can’t call the job boring when it gets reworked every expansion 😠😂