Goes home to England, sitting in his room about 10 years later. Tortoise rocks up at his house like: "You didn't think I'd forgotten about you did you?!"

@zlazher

8 жыл бұрын

lmao!!!

@nooted5676

8 жыл бұрын

dead😂😂

@brown_beauty8428

7 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@onehappypepper8732

7 жыл бұрын

Australia *

@DainnGreywall

7 жыл бұрын

Turtle shows up at his grave after he passes away "I win... motherfucker"

The tortoise approaching him in anger The guy: beautiful...

@ashokkumarsaxena7867

3 жыл бұрын

69th like

@dr.s.choudhury8089

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@vanvaneful

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣

@rabiatuladawiyahrozlan3836

3 жыл бұрын

603th 😂

@applypressure9193

3 жыл бұрын

924th lets go

Everybody comments on how the tortoise is too slow and cannot pose any threat, but it DID make the human leave the ground already, with its determination and attitude. And it will outlive him too.

@abdhulhackul2620

3 жыл бұрын

Too bad his gf left to find another partner

@commonman6382

3 жыл бұрын

Hmmm North Korean president here again

@ruthrios8249

3 жыл бұрын

plus if it DID get close enough, tortoises have a pretty strong bite 😆

@Iron-Bridge

3 жыл бұрын

Valid comment. Especially with Kim Jong Un knowing how to 'outlive' everybody .😏

@dr.anderson1847

3 жыл бұрын

Also being bit by a turtle is no joke, they have hooks for a reason

I started laughing so hard when the tortoise got up, looked straight at the guy and started walking towards him. Terrifying stuff

@misskay46

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@Dimaz42

Жыл бұрын

tortoise: _you think I'm playin? I ain't playin around, bruh.._ 🐢

@tomodachi1644

Жыл бұрын

The guy: "beautiful"

@evanbelisle8464

Жыл бұрын

Scared hunter slowly unfolds SPAS-12

@L_U-K_E

9 ай бұрын

lmao

Female tortoise: “Did you get him dear?” Male tortoise: “I scared him off, he knows what he did...”

@rashidjurgens9992

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@mp6640

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao 🤣

@shreyasankar6927

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jdblueee

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@136_elgaarsiaikramramdani5

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

That tortoise totally went back to his girlfriend saying he killed them.

@toxicblood5548

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jaalan7896

3 жыл бұрын

I killed him for you babe.

@oliviaem8496

3 жыл бұрын

Jaalan how romantic says the gf

@echid-8199

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@user-ux3qt4sx3e

3 жыл бұрын

😂😁

I love the confidence Super slow has no crazy attacks still moves towards a bigger predator as if he's got laser in his eyes

@mindtraveller100

Жыл бұрын

Not a bigger predator. A predator. Tortoises are not predators. Besides, no crazy attacks? That was the definition of a crazy attack. Do not confuse lack of speed with lack of crazyness. Tortoise got lucky attacking a person who respects animals. Someone who doesn´t, could have mauled the tortoise to death...

@stoplyingabout

Жыл бұрын

@@mindtraveller100 I think oasisASMR was saying that the tortoise is crazy/brave for trying to attack a larger predator (the human).

@rabbit0664

10 күн бұрын

​@@stoplyingabout Well tortoises are determined. Even the smaller ones think they can move trees bigger than them.

I'm from the Seychelles and I grew up with these magnificant creatures. He wasn't angry, he was looking for attention. Male tortoises love tourists and this one just wanted a neck scratch! They can be very persistant so if you want your peace just give them some neck scratches. They'll go away eventually. Females are notoriously shy and will mostly avoid humans. I miss them so much, I don't know any other type of tortoise that is this friendly to humans. If they didn't get so big and produce so much waste I would have snuck one into my apartment in EU by now :D

@chinnywanders

3 жыл бұрын

He looks like he will bite though haha

@SteffiHenri1992

3 жыл бұрын

@@chinnywanders Because he wasn't getting what he wanted lol

@olliefoxx7165

3 жыл бұрын

@@SteffiHenri1992 So they like their necks scratched? I didn't know tortoises liked scratches or humans. Very interesting

@geoculus5606

3 жыл бұрын

@@olliefoxx7165 They can actually feel sensations on their shells, too and enjoy being rubbed all over.

@olliefoxx7165

3 жыл бұрын

@@geoculus5606 Even their shells? I didn't know that. It's nice to know certain tortoises like a good scratch. They aren't s creature that one would think they'd like human contact. They're amazing creatures.

“Hold on baby I’ll take care of this punk”

@realityking643

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Valhalla_Heathen

5 жыл бұрын

Dying of laughter here !!! 🤣🤣

@ariesking605

5 жыл бұрын

Good 1

@aloks81

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahah

@user-fz4le1ge1e

5 жыл бұрын

Comes back, "I think I wore him out babe, such a sissy he ran the whole time"

Male-tortoise: "Hey honey, I'll brb, gotta take care of this perv" Female-tortoise: "Okay babe, how long you gonna take?" Male-tortoise: "Oh just about a day or two"

@spag123

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine tortoise saying brb

@Someone-sk8cg

3 жыл бұрын

Her: So fast?!

@Murdermagictricks

3 жыл бұрын

Oh that's fast

@AK-YouTube.

3 жыл бұрын

Or maybe a wee... I mean month.

@priscillablount6862

3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious

Everyone is gangsta until the tortoise starts running 👁😂

@arifeqbalansari2952

3 жыл бұрын

It means Tortoise never became gangsta😬

@mindtraveller100

Жыл бұрын

And by "running", you mean "walking slowly"...

Fact: Tortoise perceives its own motion as normal speed and the guy’s as a fly

@EnclaviousFiraga

2 жыл бұрын

Flies must be traveling at the speed of sound in comparison

@anglerfish9723

2 жыл бұрын

@@EnclaviousFiraga lol

@ieat10kittens94

2 жыл бұрын

And flies see in slow motion

"Wait sweetie let me teach this peeping tom a lesson. Just gonna chase him down across the field. Be back in a year or so."

@richardwere4487

5 жыл бұрын

'Don't forget the milk... '

@rahulparutube

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@charliebowman785

4 жыл бұрын

Holly cow somebody to save the guy!

@SiddharthSinghFiery69

3 жыл бұрын

😆🤣

@kuku3007

3 жыл бұрын

XD

The tortoise is like " you may be faster than me, but I'm gonna out live you".

@AKDHFR

3 жыл бұрын

savage

@friedlemons5201

3 жыл бұрын

reminds me of that scene from Flapjack

@joshspinks9792

3 жыл бұрын

@Hamonixs he just never stops following him for the rest of his life he’s always in a relentless pursuits of him

@somethchan1582

3 жыл бұрын

We’ll see about that! *shoots gun*

@sedzanithilivhali882

3 жыл бұрын

Not with all this global warming you aren't

_Tortoise goes in the shell_ Explorer: "I think the poor guy has given up" _Comes out with a machine gun_ Tortoise: "You shall never block a cok again"

@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095

3 жыл бұрын

hahahahaha

@briannabonner7703

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo

@mollflanders9314

3 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆😆

@holysavvy2679

3 жыл бұрын

Yo i literally laughed out loud at this!! 🤣🤣🤣

@randomhuman1754

2 жыл бұрын

Comment so original the Chinese already copied it

every time you sleeping, eating, watching KZread videos, etc. this tortoise is one step closer to you..

Tortoise: "Why are you runnin' , WHY ARE YOU RUNNIN' "

@jastinisip

3 жыл бұрын

If you read this VI VON ZULUL

@smartart6378

3 жыл бұрын

ahhhhhhh ahhhhhh

@tylersingleton9284

3 жыл бұрын

Do u know da wei?

@hujajiblamble3337

3 жыл бұрын

I read that in an afrikaans accent 😂💀

@WolfSpiritQueen

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed too hard at this!!

Five years later, while in bed with a woman, he notices a tortoise staring at them through the bedroom window.

@NikkiC777

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣Haha! 🏠🐢

@NikkiC777

3 жыл бұрын

Then a few years after that they go camping and the tortoise shows up there🏕🐢 ......... Then years later at the beach.🌊⛱🐢HaHa.

@abhishekgourav6144

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@jonathanliew1847

3 жыл бұрын

😂hagaggagagagagga

@feurigerStern

3 жыл бұрын

LOL. Nothing worse than a tortoise stalker.

Omg this tortoise is so adorable. Him chasing after the guy and him just encouraging the big dude to come after him....so cute!!!!

two tortoises: **mating in peace** human: must interrupt.

The nerve of humans. Poor guy probably waited 50 years for this moment.

@homelesshannah50

3 жыл бұрын

So what? He's got another 80 to get some more puntang

@andreselijahlezama

3 жыл бұрын

@@homelesshannah50 hahaha

@zhongxina475

3 жыл бұрын

Andres Lezama ?

@andreselijahlezama

3 жыл бұрын

@@zhongxina475 yes

@zhongxina475

3 жыл бұрын

Andres Lezama why did you pin someone who’s not there

Tortoise: "DONT MOVE IM GOING TO CHASE YOU 😡😡😡" Guy: "Beautiful 💓💗💕💞"

@aeureus

5 жыл бұрын

I like you

@justinwang4386

5 жыл бұрын

I also like you

@vikesfanmn

5 жыл бұрын

I like you as well

@richardjuarez7123

5 жыл бұрын

I like you even more

@vikesfanmn

5 жыл бұрын

@@richardjuarez7123 YO RICHIE WANNA FIGHT?? It's okay baby, I like you the most ;)

Imagine if it never stopped at all, ever, and he always knew your location. You wouldn't be able to sleep knowing he would catch up to you eventually.

@shuikkanen

Жыл бұрын

It follows

@lunam7249

Жыл бұрын

like a terminator!!

@GreenSabre187

Жыл бұрын

@@shuikkanen Turtle follows

@StickerWyck

Жыл бұрын

* flips him on his shell * heh what now, kid?

@Archimedes.5000

Жыл бұрын

The snail on steroids

I don't why but knowing that turtle is angry and even though it approaches them slowly, it still looks menacing lol

Everyone gangsta until the tortoise starts walking towards you...

@killmeister2271

5 жыл бұрын

i think the tortoise was sprinting actually

@aveaillium8754

5 жыл бұрын

@@killmeister2271 Yup. For a tortoise that's a sprint for sure!😂

@kristenotterbacher8666

4 жыл бұрын

I was literally petting a Galapagos tortoise today, as one does. And I looked straight at her and said "you know. It would be terrifying if you were fast"

@osr6447

4 жыл бұрын

killmeister2271 it follows

@kjvarghese1550

3 жыл бұрын

Good seens

It’s 2045. The grave of Paul Rose is kept up very well. A shadow slowly approaches. “I finally got you”, the tortoise thinks.

@decepticonreaver9139

5 жыл бұрын

Nah the tortoise would interrupt Paul's mating process and have a army of tortoises slowy walking towards him.

@rollerbladinggeek5507

5 жыл бұрын

How long did it take you to come up with that comment?

@mojavedesert2987

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@jampo486

3 жыл бұрын

Tortoise: “haha I win and you lose, what you gonna do now boy”

@piratesmurf4251

3 жыл бұрын

send me some lottery winning numbers for like Power Ball for September 05. 2020

Lmao that tortoise was furious 😭😭 The tortoise’s stare tho 2:06 💀

@thehorrorhound6575

6 ай бұрын

0:52 He’s like “hey!! You! You blue ballin’ Mfer get over here!”

Tortise: You've ruined my life moment. I spent my whole life searching for this one chance. 😂

i wonder how many curses that tortoise was firing

@Bnnanna

7 жыл бұрын

Violette Summer he might not be american ;)

@noahtevelde6000

7 жыл бұрын

Fernanda Huscher some of the words in this look slanted

@nanyafahkinbiznes1352

7 жыл бұрын

Someone pls make a Dub!!!

@ziskav

7 жыл бұрын

Fernanda Huscher Are you dumb?

@nanyafahkinbiznes1352

7 жыл бұрын

And so do I

0:45 tortoise "stay right here baby, I'll take care of that dude and be back in 2035".

@abhinavsk8292

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@smileflower4477

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@celieboo

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mazwide9400

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂OMG!!

@imtrappedinsangwoosbasemen246

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO PLS 😭🤚

It's been 7 years legends has it the tortoise is chasing him, the guy is still running for his life.

Now that’s what you call “slowly coming in for the kill.” Lmao.

@socallawrence

3 жыл бұрын

What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine? A slowpoke Ughhh that was corny ha 🤦🏽‍♂️

@Gameboy-Unboxings

2 жыл бұрын

Haha coming.

Female puts her head in the bushes like she's so embarrassed someone had seen them

@DOPExPIRATE

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@yuwanimeegahawatte6696

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO underrated

@missylou82

3 жыл бұрын

Yup. They want their privacy when mating together.

@muskansinha9509

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO🤣🤣🤣

@beansthedino3029

3 жыл бұрын

@@missylou82 ye

Imagine if the tortise just started running really fast out of no where.

@danieladeyinka3829

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 scariest thing ever!!

@Make-Asylums-Great-Again

3 жыл бұрын

Epic

@liliumjade

3 жыл бұрын

Your thumbnail works well your comment 😂

@eddieroadrunner6691

3 жыл бұрын

Nazik Adam 🤣🤣🤣

@healthyummytummy

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kinda wonder what he'd actually do if he caught him

@NumbNicole

Жыл бұрын

Bite his legs, what else CAN he do.

@shiggydiggy8308

Жыл бұрын

@@NumbNicole I was imagining he'd just paw at him, or keep bumping him with his head

@misterb3577

Жыл бұрын

Tortoises have a strong bite and a hooked beak, so it would probably take a chunk out of his leg if it ever got close enough to bite him.

@dakedakinson64

Жыл бұрын

He would bite off his fingers.

@mindtraveller100

Жыл бұрын

Guy kept backing up because he did not want to hurt the tortoise. A strong kick in the head, and bye bye...

2:10 The last look the turtle gives him is like pfft you arent even worth it punk 😂🤣

By the time the male tortoise gets back to the female: Male tortoise: so where were we? Female tortoise: never mind, the moment has passed...

@shanqism3923

6 жыл бұрын

John Doe 😂

@toriliemach5901

6 жыл бұрын

By the time he gets back, it'd be time for child support.

@absolutechaosgaminggamesvl6456

6 жыл бұрын

That's when it goes godspeed

@YourSuizo

6 жыл бұрын

John Doe Prob did it with another male tortoise while this one was chasing

@devdattshrikhandepatil6574

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

It's not the speed that bothers me. But the DETERMINATION that tortoise has. How far would it chase him???

@thegreatafrican3367

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@aximat

5 жыл бұрын

yes

@axelmateo6189

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@rishabh2885

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@mcmonouncle3492

5 жыл бұрын

No

Tortoises: 'That should teach this human a lesson--i'm sure he had the scare of a lifetime after that mad chase!'

Looking straight towards his face, it really looks terrifying. Roar!

Can understand the frustration. You never know for how many years the poor tortoise travelled down the road to meet his girlfriend just to be interrupted like that.

@emanuelneagu14

3 жыл бұрын

right, we can't blame the tortoise but I'm sure in the end he got back to her and it was all fine so we shouldn't really worry about it

@lewarzebari2894

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine how angry he must have been, can imagine he saying just letme reach u.. if didn’t happend with my gf u will replace her

@emanuelneagu14

3 жыл бұрын

@@lewarzebari2894 you really think dat rude hooman deserves his company in any reality?! ha!

@martinjoror3288

3 жыл бұрын

@@lewarzebari2894 lol

@cradleofrelaxation6473

3 жыл бұрын

Martin Joror lol you’re funny

1:15 Paul: "Don't move" Cameraman: Don't move my a**

@sarahgamayon3957

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHHA

@crackerman5519

3 жыл бұрын

hfaJagahaga

@Emily-tf6gz

3 жыл бұрын

WHHAHS

@chelseaalexus1839

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@simsim2159

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

The most long-winded “get off my lawn” I’ve ever seen.

1:21 “Don’t move my a**” had me dying 💀😂😂

Cameraman: *being eaten alive by tortoise* Guy: “Don’t move, not a single muscle”

@riteshyeddu9186

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@Bagchaser405

3 жыл бұрын

Dude has a deathwish for turtles

@DangoSix

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@rickvandam3238

3 жыл бұрын

The dude even : said dont move my bleep

@YowLife

3 жыл бұрын

(Cameraman has died...the tortoise leaves.) "What are you resting for?! He's getting away!"

*Imagine if the turtle all of a sudden stands up on to legs and starts sprinting extremely fast*

@mukomaryan4919

7 жыл бұрын

Tylan make it a water bender and you've got a Squirtle.

@ln5321

7 жыл бұрын

He's gaining on you. There's blood on his face. My god, there's blood everywhere!

@13lack13ird

7 жыл бұрын

the bold font made this comment funnier

@ooooooofy7268

7 жыл бұрын

Bla Kali it's a typo my dude calm down

@gorecreature5570

7 жыл бұрын

Tylan I'd fucking cry xD

The tortoise was really like, " Get out of here. I'm having a good time."

The tortoise is like "go ahead and laugh, you'll be long gone while I'll live another 100 years".

when a bull tortoise charges, you have only hours to escape.

@cr7editz686

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@tedsheckler6300

3 жыл бұрын

I was once charged by a bull tortoise... I luckily escaped in 1 minute.

@hellbusterdragon

3 жыл бұрын

Phew, it missed me by only an hour

@mzlibertyrose8586

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@sitesh95

3 жыл бұрын

no. years

The Tortoise: Trying to kill him Him: Gorgeous

You interrupted Master Roshi and now he's gonna take the turtle shell off.

The minute the tortoise sees Paul away, it just turns and heads back to where it left off. Brilliant 👌

"Either I catch you, or I outlive you. Either way, you're one dead peeping tom".

@nakulankurmullam2982

3 жыл бұрын

Under rated

@dru4670

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@aqilaammaraghani5927

3 жыл бұрын

Okay I'm dead lol :v

@unlimitedperseverance1706

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@georgen5723

3 жыл бұрын

😅😅😅😅

he's gonna wake up that night in his hotel/tent to the old man tortoise who finally caught up.

@ciresi43

8 жыл бұрын

+Gen Scinmore And then the Norman Bates shower music Plays. :)

@mosquitobight

8 жыл бұрын

+Gen Scinmore he better not be sleeping in the nude when that happens...

@unspokenrespect

8 жыл бұрын

+Gen Scinmore LOL thats a scary thought.

@cameltoejoe69

8 жыл бұрын

+Gen Scinmore reminds me of that movie "it follows" LMAO

@adultdiapers9682

8 жыл бұрын

Then the tortoise has a cruel smile and he says "you disturb me and my Bae,now I go to your Bae"

The courage and fortitude of this intrepid film crew as it is being charged by this armored, feral beast is both inspiring and terrifying.

I've never seen them angry. Wow. Didn't know they could even make that sound of agitation.

@cnj2328

Жыл бұрын

Lol turtles are tough they don't care how big you are. They start fights too 😂

Imagine you injured and can't move at all and he's coming slowly slowly

@BossDogChillin

5 жыл бұрын

*Gasp* NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Gasp* NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@realeyes8199

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@user-vw4cg1xq7r

5 жыл бұрын

"Coming slowly"

@jfktrickshots8395

5 жыл бұрын

He could easily crush you

@the_blind_hearing6

5 жыл бұрын

@Florida Under Moonlight Lmao

Guy: He got wind of us! Tortoise: *starts angrily slow walking towards guy*

@mehnottoday

3 жыл бұрын

"beautiful"

@afrazurrahman

3 жыл бұрын

I pressed the like it turns to 1k....pressed it Again... Now it's 999

@branalexboyd

3 жыл бұрын

Correction: Tortoise was full sprint just very slowly

Bloke: "mating totoises, how lucky is that?" Tortoise: "I was about to be!"

Tortoise: "alright honey, I'm gonna buy some milk, come back later"

Everyone is gangsta until oogway show some of his moves.

@Me27399

3 жыл бұрын

Dis 😂😂😂👌

@hassanayoade4459

3 жыл бұрын

Master oogway🤣

@kimmycassie

3 жыл бұрын

Looool

@lightyagami6949

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO 😂

@NyanHomeschoolGirl17

3 жыл бұрын

👏😂

**Everybody gangsta untill the tortoise suddenly becomes faster**

@ueihgn9465

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine the guy accidentally tripping while walking backwards

@jiudejose7847

3 жыл бұрын

XD BREH

@RedAlert3Uprising

3 жыл бұрын

*Wide Putin music starts*

@Positivemotivation662

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣One trip and LMAOOOOOO

@drizzyd.r.k.e1989

3 жыл бұрын

Faster than a cheetah HAHAHA

The tortoise: *I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money...but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.*

"There are no Oogways" - Master accident

This is how you pursue your goals: slowly but surely.

@gordonf5553

3 жыл бұрын

You can run but you cant hide

@user-ih1ow7uu8u

3 жыл бұрын

@@gordonf5553 , I have a fact!

@user-ih1ow7uu8u

3 жыл бұрын

@@gordonf5553 , did you know that tortoises are slower than turtles?

@slajmy

3 жыл бұрын

But he didn't though.

@gordonf5553

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ih1ow7uu8u No, but I guess I could've figured

Remember, the chances of getting killed by a Tortoise is low but never zero.

@rebornshan2673

3 жыл бұрын

Excellent

@allie4182

3 жыл бұрын

fantastic

@jagratabhattacharjee4991

3 жыл бұрын

Superb

@dracckun

3 жыл бұрын

So where have you been all this time Isaac?

@donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495

3 жыл бұрын

this is so funny

That Tortoise used to be shy and didn’t like confrontation. I’m glad to see he finally came out of his shell.

human is faster than tortoise tortoise: you can outrun me but you cant outlive me

"He got wind of us!". *Tortoise walks up to camera* I died laughing at this part.

@NOVACANE22

7 жыл бұрын

Viking88 LMAO!!!!!!!!

@terrance3218

7 жыл бұрын

The fact that he told the cameraman not to move had me dying like *"Are you crazy?"*.

Tortoise returned to his gf 20 years later and realized he missed his kid's high school graduation

@lolasdm6959

3 жыл бұрын

"I am your father"

@blink184

3 жыл бұрын

I can't stop laughing.

@VIGNESHWARRR

3 жыл бұрын

Probably not. Tortoises take 60 years to reach elementary school probably.

@matthew_natividad

3 жыл бұрын

More like college

@cocean158

3 жыл бұрын

Stop it😂😂😂😂😂

The comment section is so funny, I literally subscribed to everyone down here.

Mitch McConnell looks rather lively here, much more so than we're used to seeing him.

@chrishansen9731

2 жыл бұрын

Well yeah he was making whoopee

"Don't move don't move. Don't move anything." Okay dude, even though that turtle is deadass slow, i still feel intimidated enough to start running.

@2MinuteLessons

3 жыл бұрын

That's not a turtle That's a tortoise.

@ankit13825

3 жыл бұрын

Tortoise noob

@tiger1995grvr

3 жыл бұрын

U need biodiversity class

@subg8858

3 жыл бұрын

Tortoises are turtles

@ankit13825

3 жыл бұрын

@@subg8858 you are a silver back then. Btw I'm sorry they are better.

Probably the cutest "Come at me Bro!" moment i've ever seen!

@BodeLang

9 жыл бұрын

Andrea Renaye that was put on CommentCave

@andreahatecats

9 жыл бұрын

AC Slaters Nipples haha thats awesome. thanks! never even heard of it before so i checked it out.

@aximat

5 жыл бұрын

Except not cute for the tortoise

@umarakmal2009

5 жыл бұрын

Andrea Renaye 1k likes

The way its head so stiffly moves while it approaches the cameraman gives me the vibes of those old toys where the machinery is entirely within the body, and the head is just a detailed, stiff piece of rubber stuck onto the front.

1:50 Paul Rose really hit the tortoise with the "This isn't even my final form".

1:18 Explorer: "Don't move!" Cameraman: "'Don't move', my a$s!"

@philomena724

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 don't move but he(explorer) was running.

@youtuber-nx5en

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@captainaryan26

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@malloryg4251

3 жыл бұрын

That was absolutely hilarious!! The explorer wanted the camera guy to take one for the team, but the camera guy wasn't down with that!!

@chancekuehnel8448

3 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆😆

When that guy is getting It on with his wife the tortoise will be looking through the window with a camera crew.

@etishascorner7997

3 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

@myeramimclerie7869

3 жыл бұрын

if I was his friend I would secretly pull up a few cameras (not turned on of course) to his bedroom and put a selfie of that tortoise on the window 😁

@sumerrana6805

3 жыл бұрын

sounds like a perfect script for next ninja title

@nazimali7942

3 жыл бұрын

Best revenge

@muskanrath7125

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤨such dirty thoughts 😁😉😂😂

Tortoise:it took me a day to mate and you interrupted me…😂😂😂I ll catch you in a week and then you ll see😂😂😂😂

you were lucky. if the tortoise was serious, he will send you into the spirit realm

@ripvanwinkle9935

5 жыл бұрын

It's master Oogway!

@Kata_Rin

5 жыл бұрын

John Marston HECK yeah!

@Kata_Rin

5 жыл бұрын

John Marston in chinese, we call him Master Wugui! Interesting to see how other countries spell it.

@harshjain5813

5 жыл бұрын

Quantum realm??

@harriny1959

5 жыл бұрын

@@harshjain5813 Not even close buddy it's KungFu Panda

Tortoises would be the creepiest animal if only they had speed like a cheetah.

@sabrinax4575

3 жыл бұрын

Was just thinking this! Lol

@Vedlom

3 жыл бұрын

Just imagine a 100-230 kg shell slamming into you at a speed of 120km/h. It would turn you into mist. Which puts in perspective the Tortoises from Terraria and how everyone was angry at them being able to kill players instantly by slamming into them from a charge.

@dolphinreacts532

3 жыл бұрын

@@Vedlom I swear one of those things appear every time I'm getting swarmed by derplings.

@mcaesario

3 жыл бұрын

There should be a book about that. I used to think how scary it'll be if horses are carnivores with sharp spiky teeth

@kanishk7214

3 жыл бұрын

@@mcaesario not horses but deers are seen eating meat

Love how the camera just zooms in on the tortoise at 1:07 making it look so dramatic lol

not sure why, but the "He's caught wind of us." just gets me

Plot twist: The tortoise was trying to mate with the human

@fbiduty9919

5 жыл бұрын

Tortuous: well I gotta f someone.

@medstudent2863

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@noELSE21

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahhahaha lmao

@curts7801

5 жыл бұрын

“See, they call ya Chris Hansen, but me, I like to think of yas as Chris Handsome”

@unnecessary111

5 жыл бұрын

nooo 😭😭

“I’ll catch you one day you fiend!”

@zozica2187

6 жыл бұрын

100 People 😂

@dheerajsongara9086

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@Deepaksingh-dw9ir

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@devdattshrikhandepatil6574

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@TimeStopper20XX

6 жыл бұрын

Im the 3,500th like

Like that classic nighttime scene in a horror movie, he slams the bathroom cabinet mirror closed and sees the tortoise's face in it along with a jump-scare sound.

Imagine standing there screaming as it starts to approach you, only to realize it's going like 2 miles per hour 😂

"PHUCKED up thing about this is by the time he gets back to the female, mating season will be over LOL" lol best comment i've seen

@SergeantExtreme

9 жыл бұрын

Reggaefusionlives Did you post the exact same thing in the Disqus comments?

@Reggaefusionlives

9 жыл бұрын

***** no i saw the comment on Grindtv (not Disqus) and i copied it. hence why it's in quotes.

@SergeantExtreme

9 жыл бұрын

Reggaefusionlives Correct. GrindTV uses Disqus as their comment software vendor. Nice to see Yahoo News post an actually interesting story.

Look at his face, he is determined to chase this guy

@silent_dolphin3970

3 жыл бұрын

yh with all that struggling

@randyrichmondiii3415

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta love his confidence

Tortoise: *Approaches the guy with anger and determination* The guy: "bEaUtIfUl"

I found it funny when the 80+ year old guy tells the older tortoise "I'm faster than you are after all"

Tortoise: *Mating* Humans: “ah, so wonderful, let’s stare at two mating tortoises. “ Tortoise: “ we need some privacy mate”

@ARMYALEX1869

3 жыл бұрын

Girlfriend: "who are you calling a mate, mate!?"

@ayushmanchoudhary5699

3 жыл бұрын

Privacy to mate*😂😂😂

@vishalsapra3407

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t think they r Aussies

@cupidisa

3 жыл бұрын

@@ayushmanchoudhary5699 He meant “We need some privacy, mate”

@ayushmanchoudhary5699

3 жыл бұрын

@@cupidisa ohh come on I made a pun bro😂😂

Fast forward ten years and the tortoise rings his doorbell.

@user-qh4db9lk6u

6 жыл бұрын

Lecture or Ticket but not Both LOL

@allofthiswasanexperimentlo9641

6 жыл бұрын

what about knocks his dooor down? :P

@aamirbasir5464

6 жыл бұрын

Lecture or Ticket but not Both That plot twist

@alexchesbro

6 жыл бұрын

FBI OPEN UP

That perspective shot tho, I was genuinely scared for 3 seconds. 😂😂

0:50 every animal trainer when the bear starts running at you in the wild “don’t move? Dont move!”

"Don't move" Camera person: *panic*

@sabrinax4575

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@toxicblood5548

3 жыл бұрын

69th lol

@boudjeradahoussem9583

3 жыл бұрын

Camera guy 🙃

At the end of the vid, tortoise is saying "yeah, walk away bitch"

1:05 and then his eyes started glowing red after saying to his GF "I'll be back".

Tortoise: I can do this all day

Mr. Tortoise: "Yeah, that's right. You better keep running!"

@geminix365

5 жыл бұрын

"coward"

@zeisx1006

5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA

@tomo608

5 жыл бұрын

I WANT TO RUN LIKE THIS ON ME PE LESSONS

@jc.maccount5945

4 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂😂

@jc.maccount5945

4 жыл бұрын

Im dead 😂😂