Exploiting Humanity for Profit in Cities Skylines
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CITIES SKYLINES is an interesting combination of city planning, budget making, and accidentally drowning citizens in molten filth. Today, we take on the challenge to create the "perfect" city of 100,000 citizens. Through meteors, tornados, and my own sheer incompetence, can we do it? (Probably not)
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Music in intro is Cracked Plate from Makeup and Vanity Set.
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this went from a little shanty town to a chinese city real quick
@Mamorufumio
Жыл бұрын
see the great leap forward works, just ignore all the bodys.
@bluesoldier9979
Жыл бұрын
Not a big leap seeing as they are almost the same
@subefficient9465
Жыл бұрын
almost a chinese city, would’ve been better if there was persecution of everyone who wasn’t fitting the criteria and massive work camps
@Destroyahx2
Жыл бұрын
@@bluesoldier9979 It was a pretty big leap. It just was mostly upwards. Mountains are hard to clear after all.
@leeionicatlas6461
Жыл бұрын
isnt a chinese city just a shanty town anyway?
"Rich,Poor,Middle Class everyone's equal at gunpoint" -The Grim Kleaper -2022
Also you should note that if you zone residential in large quantity then all citizens will age at same rate and you will see these death waves. Hence, you should zone residential slowly.
Crime being high at the Box Factory could mean people are being murdered then stuffed into boxes.
@CAMSLAYER13
Жыл бұрын
Box ghost origin story
Finally someone to cleanse my soul of the pain of finding the funny
@cattatron
Жыл бұрын
Try ambiguousamphibian
Congratulations, you created Seattle
4:48 "NO, NOT THE BOXES" said no one ever
The Grim Klepper is like if you crossed Let’s Play It Out with Sseth. I love it.
Ah I've been waiting for this, been wondering how you'd play city skylines, made my day nice
love your channel
For a game designed by Swedish people, it does like to force you to build an all American type city [ and we all know why ].
@selectionn
Жыл бұрын
(we do?)
@clnetrooper
Жыл бұрын
However, if you want to be able to build a big city you got to go for public transports or a very, very, very large road layout. As shown here. If you build shops close to houses, your cims will walk there. The fact that cities skyline is car centric probably comes simplicity/lazyness from the devs than a will to go muuuh 'murica.
@r3dp9
Жыл бұрын
@@clnetrooper Even in IRL, cars are the flexible, jack of all trades, brute force approach to problems. Public transport, just like IRL, is theoretically better, but requires a TON of forward thinking and careful layout design, more so than for roads. Honestly, the best IRL option is probably automated rockets that are launched out of railguns, and suicide burn to save on landing costs. That, or teleworking. One or the other.
@clnetrooper
Жыл бұрын
@@r3dp9 you forgot musk's awesome tunnels that only tesla cars can take. Who wouldn't be stuck in underground fancy traffic jam ?
@snes90
Жыл бұрын
Considering the game's citizens will walk and bike ridiculous distances as long as you make the infrastructure for it, that's at least two reasons this game isn't very American.
I am so disappointed… that i didn’t find this channel earlier. Love your content!
Honestly ima a huge fan already I’m loving your videos can’t wait to hyperfixate over your channel and watch them all
You had me at “Tax Evasion”
Gotta say... Brigador music as the background music? Incredibly based. To everybody that hasn't, go play Brigador, incredibly fun twinstick mech shooter.
finally someone who knows how you suppose to play the game!
6:49 all hail the gigachad tree 🗿🌳
2 minutes? now this is a first time, great video as always though!
Really like how you include MaVS tracks in your videos
@jonhg92
Жыл бұрын
Is that the name of the music? Im trying to find the music playing aroumd 3:30
@pizzalord3n
Жыл бұрын
It's from the Brigador soundtrack by Makeup and Vanity Set
i love how you put both hydroplants in backwards
Even the the dead are commiting crimes
"Essential oils" lol
4:15 haha that engie
Your a small youtuber that keeps my attention better than most youtubers. better than someone with 20x your subscribers and half your talent. I applaud your effort honestly you are a beacon of humanity in a world of subpar content.
10:23 OwO the dog was enjoying it
@thatoneamir3159
Жыл бұрын
Do you feel it's very necessary to comment on that
@cornellblok9543
Жыл бұрын
That bleach is lookin real good right now
@dragonlukasmapping805
5 ай бұрын
Agree UwU
@frixstarkaka.kocicak8719
5 ай бұрын
@@dragonlukasmapping805 hewwo UwU 🇨🇿
fun fact about forest fire they don't need to be in your zone to get the alert one time during a thunder storm I got the forest fire alert and couldn't find any trees on fire in my zone. Then I moved the camra so it wasn't top down and could see the rest of the map. . .MORE THEN HALF OF THE WHOLE MAP WAS ON FIRE.
@Gunnergamingyt2
3 ай бұрын
Was the city ok or was it destroyed
This video is a masterpiece
just found ur channel, god i love ur vids man
Yup the gov is def taking notes from you
Excellent touch with the Sims 2 music 👌
The only lesson to learn was dont dam at the river fork.
i legit didnt know you could level and build industry specific buildings no wonder i kept going bankrupt early
Floppa be like:- *Kills everyone else. Foes and Friends alike.* *dies* True chad.
I feel like Ive never seen a cities skylines video where they dont put the dam backwards
Man really tried to make a hive city from 40k
i would suggest you give workers and resources a try
Gotta love the Sims music xD
My traffic problems in city skylines are usually solved by more lanes and roundabouts
this was funny
Man next video you should make a Cthulhu worshiping restaurant in rimworld
Jokes on you i never pay taxes
Why is nobody talking about the middle class?
@rexicedragonicesniper3214
Жыл бұрын
Indeed
Welcome to Paris.
@charcoaltortoise
Жыл бұрын
Didn't know the scp foundation allowed you to use KZread
Why does this feel like the first time a youtuber has failed their goal in this kind of thing?
Total chaos😂
Bro really built the PM lore accurate City.
Welcome to the PRC
U know u fckd up when the cemetery became number one spot for smuggling stuff
Great video once you get a good mic and audio mixer you'll be set
The sims soundtrack? Nice
Does this dude work for paradox on the low? Idk or care. Great video
You should do Rimworld PvP with OneHunchMan, tbh.
@brosef4154
Жыл бұрын
vs Venom Steak
man Dead ass just made Night City
Rim world yet BIG
video is literally a representation of Maoist the great leap forward
Just wait for the mods
that tree refused to burn
Liked it :)
Human is doing it from slumber
No more bailouts? That's DEFINITELY not an American city then lol
Country Roads intensifies
He's just building capital of Bosnia
That tree, is the protagonist
Nice content
Average day in a Hive City
Soooo cool my friend 💙🌼
Ah reminds me of New York city Cleveland Detroit and Florida
Awesome
Yessss
You should be a president you have your priorities straight
Bro made Detroit
Commenting for the algorithm
Where is total warhamer 3 nurgle part 2
Damn i wanna play this and subjugate my citizens to very profitable shiz for me of course
Metropolis? Did you not mean Necropolis?
bro this is turkey simulator
Up!
Bro built new york
Was this a tragedy or what?! What?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nice
Great
Finally
Middle class :D
He sounds like kibitz
Love your content man, but I can’t get the fact you sound like a walmart Ben Shapiro out of my head
@TheGrimKleaper
Жыл бұрын
Let's say for a minute, that hypothetically, everyone was in fact kung fu fighting. Now statistically speaking of course, this is impossible. Now hypothetically if they were, hypothetically of course. Now, would they all be performing the same so called Kung Fu move? Statistically speaking that is highly unlikely. This would also, hypothetically, be quite dangerous if it were to actually occur. Coming from a medical official, my wife, who is a doctor, she says that hypothetically, this would be dangerous. So, logically, this would not happen. So in fact, there is no way, impossible even, that everybody was Kung Fu Fighting.
so just new york?
What is the music at the end ?
Real life simulator
Anyone know the end song?
How do u hold my tax money hostage when I don't pay taxes?
Wowww
Play total war 3 and keep going with nurgle
whats that song at 3:00
Wooooo
China activity
letsgameitout-2
Gg
Sooo gd
good choice using sims music on this vid, the cities OST is incredibly boring
>California.