Ex-Dealer Explains How The Mexican Cartel Owns Border Security
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"I knew a guy, mexican american" Schulz: "S N I F F "
@PhantomFilmAustralia
Жыл бұрын
I restarted the clip just to hear that! 😂
@Notimeforbs
Жыл бұрын
😂
@smknsnwmn
Жыл бұрын
Why did he describe someone like he’s a fed😂
@erickh6587
Жыл бұрын
I dont get whats funny about this comment? Thats what we are Mexican Americans.
@playedJ
Жыл бұрын
😂
As a non Mexican, non American who doesn't work at the border crossing. I can confirm this
@madelineclark
Жыл бұрын
😂
@Eric-jk3oi
Жыл бұрын
while I take a fat shit, Popeyes chicken good, but the biscuits make me blow out the toilet. might get charged with war crimes from this, the backsplash from blowing it out has been wild.
@crypticutopia7228
Жыл бұрын
As a non Mexican, non American, non Asian, non African, half middle eastern, half European, Australian born individual who doesn't work at the border crossing I can also confirm this
@entlove1
Жыл бұрын
Sith always lie! No one trust him! 😂
@awesome346
Жыл бұрын
Jesus loves you!!
as a chemist teacher with lung cancer, I want to talk to my lawyer
@shroomspls
Жыл бұрын
Why
@samuelmetzner4947
Жыл бұрын
MAGNETS BITCH
@seymorefact4333
Жыл бұрын
😂🇺🇲😂 The politicians in DC, CA, Texas, NM, and AZ are taking in millions from cartels. Border cops don't even come close.
@Joel-tz8ct
Жыл бұрын
@@shroomspls yeah I don’t get it either
@DevonSanchez-tm6yf
Жыл бұрын
@@Joel-tz8ct Mr white
*googles how to become a boarder gaurd *
@topgunsnake720
Жыл бұрын
All that's required is a warm body.
@tickytacky8078
Жыл бұрын
Nah it's pretty tough
@juans.rodriguez4180
11 ай бұрын
😂😂
@rich925cal1
11 ай бұрын
Boarder? Gaurd? Tf 😂
@KoxKoaks
9 ай бұрын
FIRST I MUST HAVE A WORD WITH CARTEL😅😆😅🆓👑👑👑
As a license plate, I can confirm this
@rogermorales8132
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤌🏽
@Twistedpeppermint99
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@johnnyvaldez3015
Жыл бұрын
As 40 grand, I’m reconfirming this
@megamortonx
Жыл бұрын
As a border, I can as well.
@paulkeys7471
Жыл бұрын
As the load, I confirm this 🤑
This video just inspired a thousand people to apply for a border guard position.
@benjaminfreitag9231
Жыл бұрын
It inspired me cause I know I would say no
@DeadSilence27
Жыл бұрын
This like a ad saying Help the cartel & u can live the American dream
@reinhart114
Жыл бұрын
@@benjaminfreitag9231 you really believe you can say no? Hehe, you're funny 😅.
@november4516
Жыл бұрын
@@reinhart114 this guy been watching too much narcos 😂
@tayhard4032
Жыл бұрын
they are always hiring too. i was thinking about doing it, decline it. I use to get alot of "now hiring" emails. I had to unsubscribe from the email listing.
As a Finnish person who has never been to the Western hemisphere, I can confirm this is true
@OragamiSpliff
11 ай бұрын
How do you feel about Finland joining NATO?
@jiggy7108
11 ай бұрын
@@OragamiSpliff I'm against it. NATO is a way for the US to dominate Europe. Europe should strive for autonomy from the US. I'd be for a European alliance (different to a European Army and the EU which I'm against)
@averageyasuoenjoyer5206
11 ай бұрын
@@jiggy7108we have like 2000 troops in Poland. I’m pretty sure that’s it. America doesn’t really care about Europe they just don’t want Russia taking a step to the west. Aka America would rather fight in Europe and not have to fight on American soil. Article 5 protects other countries? Yes it basically gives us the right and power to go fight a war in some other country before it ever reaches our shores.
@ishrendon6435
9 ай бұрын
@@averageyasuoenjoyer5206lol thats just an excuse to fight wars because of fear
@ishrendon6435
9 ай бұрын
@@averageyasuoenjoyer5206europe is not close to US. So even if russia did invade west europe no way russia would attack the US. Youre just spewing nonsense. Come on grow up and think the US just wants globap hegemony its why they're in europe to put nations in place not to protect or because they care about war coming to US. I mena thats pathetic a big nation like US thats isolated form other powers to be so paranoid and pathetic
As a local tumbleweed, I can confirm this is true.
It starts as once a month, then once you're trusted, it's 5 times a week.
@SOLIDSNAKE.
Жыл бұрын
Facts he's stuck now
@Cruzuhy0
Жыл бұрын
And then he eventually gets caught and goes to prison or tries to get out and gets killed
@SerV689
Жыл бұрын
@@Cruzuhy0 bruh take your winnings after some time and just dip out to Oklahoma or something lol
@GetUnlabeled
Жыл бұрын
Once you waver on your integrity, death will be the only real way out. Not worth it imo
@Rdelrio19
Жыл бұрын
@@Cruzuhy0 eventually he will try to get out of it by snitching and we all know what happens when you open your mouth 👻💀☠️
Being the guy, known by a guy, who’s known by a guy, who knew a guy, I can confirm this.
@MozkarLozada
Жыл бұрын
That guy is smart
@Steelboots47
Жыл бұрын
I know that guys cousin. I can also confirm this
@unxylene
Жыл бұрын
@@Steelboots47 and i know the guys car detailer. i also can confirm.
@PastPresentandFuture
Жыл бұрын
I am that guy
@jonnyvillalobos9600
Жыл бұрын
@@PastPresentandFuture You’re not the guy pal, you’re not that guy
I’m actually applying today for boarder patrol . Just found out I can retire in 5 years and not when I’m 65 .
@chaffycaesar8026
Жыл бұрын
Any luck??
@Angelrojjas
Жыл бұрын
You in? I’m tryina use a reference name😂
@Notrocketscience101
Жыл бұрын
If you’re white, you’re not getting in. Government had highly racist hiring requirements since the 1970s.
@JKDstocks
11 ай бұрын
Good luck brother im from that area.... just know if a shipment goes wrong you and your entire bloodline are wiped off the face of the planet that same night......
@JKDstocks
11 ай бұрын
Back like 15 years ago there was an image going around with the backstory that was about making the cartels mad.... dude was dead on the sidewalk they had cut his balls off shoved them in-between his skin and stomach to look like eyes then carved in the smile at belly button level to complete the emoji.....
Of course you put narcos as the background music 😂😂
As a Nike Chinese sweat shop worker who is a male escort at night, I can confirm this.
@kato6584
Жыл бұрын
Dear god… how goes it tho👁️👄👁️
@jadenayala1281
Жыл бұрын
U get a discount on the nike? Asking for a friend
@SHITS2DGIGGLES
Жыл бұрын
Thsnk you
@awes1332
Жыл бұрын
Is this all true?
@awes1332
Жыл бұрын
@@SHITS2DGIGGLES no, thsnk you
As the rock stuck on the tire at that time, I can genuinely confirm that this happened
@johnkelly6888
Жыл бұрын
probably u wonder why i gave u tumbs up.
@1over23
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@anointedpianoplayer
Жыл бұрын
Can confirm he was the rock… I was the tire
@jeffmonson_666_Angel_slayer
Жыл бұрын
I know this happens
I'd keep shit like that to myself man 😢
@johndildo8786
Жыл бұрын
He’s making it up he don’t care. Stuff like that does happen I’m sure but he don’t know anyone
@ProfessorBulletMG
Жыл бұрын
Especially if he’s lying just to get views on the channel. Fact: what he stated can be said by anyone, as he’s provided not one shred of evidence to support his fantastic story.
@CaliforniaColeman
Жыл бұрын
Right
@JDnFL
Жыл бұрын
@@johndildo8786 Exactly. Dude is full of 💩
@gregorycarraway4098
Жыл бұрын
Thank you!!
Good for him, everyone should be so lucky
The border gaurd watching this rn 👁👄👁
@ash82pikachu
Жыл бұрын
every border guard dat does dis n thinks they’ve met a white guy dat looks like johnny is sweatin bullets rn 😭
@Nik-zb7kr
Жыл бұрын
The border guard that isn't getting paid like that
@Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733
Жыл бұрын
Dumb ass emoji
@ryanhamstra49
Жыл бұрын
The border guard getting paid $15k a month watching this right now…. “You mean I could have gotten more??”
@josuejacb709
Жыл бұрын
Na they dont care trust me i live here an is nothing to them
I for some reason just decided that I want to become a border patrol agent
@pianoman5259
Жыл бұрын
Yeah because working with the cartel is such a good idea
@missoldskool
Жыл бұрын
@@pianoman5259 it's a joke
@dlaz865
Жыл бұрын
Do you know what HELL means? Money cannot get you out of there
@heyheyitrachelgray
Жыл бұрын
Right like where is the sign up… I could memorize some plates
@AngelBensonManore
Жыл бұрын
Same!😂
As a nonhuman object which has never been anywhere near the mexico-america border, I can confirm that this story is 100% irrefutable
I sell candy at the Border. I can confirm that I sell candy at the Border.
As someone who guards things, this is true.
@Murmurrr
Жыл бұрын
Guards things 😂
@Braindance98
Жыл бұрын
Self snitch on the most monitored platform in history 😂
@dankmemelord414
Жыл бұрын
@@Braindance98 your username should be brain dead
@eddieb1995
Жыл бұрын
On god I've been asked to allow entry in exchange for cash, lmao Armenian dude was shook when I told em no and to gtfo
@triggered_atheist619
Жыл бұрын
What do you guard 👁w👁
As a Filipino who has nothing to do with America or Mexico, I can confirm this is legit.
@gilsan769
Жыл бұрын
lol
@Angelo-ix9to
Жыл бұрын
Oh dear
@rdc1431
Жыл бұрын
Makes sense doesn't it?😂
@One_E
Жыл бұрын
As a Germany I have to say that he is Right
@Pearl-_Perla
Жыл бұрын
Hi
He’s that guy🤣🤣he knows every detail of it🤷♀️
As a former dealer who is now a Homeless crack head I can confirm I'm high as fuck
@GreatCornholio69
Жыл бұрын
As a former smuggler who loved his own merchandise i can confirm i live under the bridge.
@tracie540
Жыл бұрын
OMG killing me smalls LMAO
@spoonfedmedia5288
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @levro
@irmaromo1635
Жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha fasts honey facts u enjoying ur high cuz that's all that matters my friend
@BlackouTTProductions
Жыл бұрын
at least you have a computer
This is also the cartel, he probably thought he might die if he said no
@dannyxxx8258
Жыл бұрын
Not thought he would have died if he said no to send a message to the other guards not to say no
@porkyworky77
Жыл бұрын
Plata o plomo
@DR-oy9wc
Жыл бұрын
@@porkyworky77 right?? Everyone is getting screwed in this economy (besides politicians of course)
@K4inan
Жыл бұрын
I would shit bricks if a cartel came at me with an offer like that. No matter what you say it's a damned if you, damned if you don't catch 22 situation.
@maesemenese
Жыл бұрын
@@K4inanme too. I wonder if cooperate and not taking the money would be something they accept.
As a German citizen, never been to Mexico, I can confirm this.
And this is why the drug problem in the US will never go away.
@PostMalone-real
Жыл бұрын
Right bro. But only that most drugs are actually shipped into the United States by post offices. Not smuggled in by shoving drugs up their ass or keeping a giant suitcase of them and then moving it 50 miles into another country. That happens but not as much as just sending a box to an address
@max-xn3vt
Жыл бұрын
I don’t think the US wants the problem to go away
@littlereading4528
Жыл бұрын
@@max-xn3vt too many people profit from hurting others and thats not just the drug industry
@ghingisoverland6932
Жыл бұрын
Bc there’s soooo many drug addicts in the US. America you are THE problem, the victim
@LJ.
Жыл бұрын
This is why tech will take over. Robot won't take a bribe.
As a white American who lives in Connecticut I can confirm the cartel does this
@ZRMvoice
Жыл бұрын
You can't absolutely confirm it until you're part of it
@feelsweirdman8923
Жыл бұрын
@@ZRMvoice as an American that lives in Alaska and is 100% not part of it I can confirm it’s true
@wileecoyote5749
Жыл бұрын
You're avatar is gh3tt0. Lies
@Jake-ps5dp
Жыл бұрын
You can't confirm shit you haven't factually seen on paper or with your own eyes stop lying to yaself
@nchnch5791
Жыл бұрын
As an American living on the east coast who has never been to Mexico or the boarder, I can confirm this can be true. 😂
As a lying piece of shit I can confirm this happened.
As an Australian I living in Australia I can confirm this
Imagine what would happen if one of those trucks somehow don't make it through tho... Cartel is putting his 2 weeks notice in for him..
@kanieloutis5604
Жыл бұрын
Nah, termination without notice.
@DapimpBDSD
Жыл бұрын
Nah, they get through, with the amount of traffic and lack of manpower they don't have much time to do all that stuff. I've crossed the border at least 6 times and they've only checked me once. The mirror checks and dogs don't count, cause those are quick.
@ddemons4730
Жыл бұрын
Nah like he said they get however many they can get thru on that one day could be 3 could be less they are just trying to get as much as possible
@1croatoan
Жыл бұрын
For every one that gets pinched, 10 make it through.
@ddemons4730
Жыл бұрын
@@1croatoan facts one load isn’t shi to them only the people carrying
As an Australian living in Thailand, I can confirm this.
@Dior444L
Жыл бұрын
You see a lot of Ladyboys?
@JM-st1le
Жыл бұрын
@@Dior444L 😂 Why so thirsty bro
@efisgpr
Жыл бұрын
Aussies are the coolest. 👍
@Dior444L
Жыл бұрын
@@JM-st1le not thirsty, im trolling.
@josiahsean4782
Жыл бұрын
@@Dior444L I've never seen a tell explain what they were doing... I think you GOT trolled by that other guy... you're doing it wrong! Lmao 😅
Every 2 weeks to 1 month, every border guard is tested on a lie detector. Especially for things like this.
"it's a good gig if you can get it."
As the Cartel's spokesperson, I confirm what he said.
@alfredofuentes2465
Жыл бұрын
Con quien trabajas?
@marshakatrinamatheson9841
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@cwolf3767
Жыл бұрын
As someone who was a heroin addict and lives less then 10 miles from that exact crossing and cross it at least once a week if not 4 or 5 rimes a week utilizing all 3 crossing methods (pedwest, main ped, and auto. I didn't have a sentry pass) this is not possible5, lanes are walled in with those concrete barriers that are like 3.5ish feet tall 6to8 feet long and at the top 8 inches wide and at the bottom starting to taper outwards at the last foot they get to about a foot and a half wide the same ones they use on the sides of freeways. Well those start like a good 1/3 mile from the border where all the statue shops start (more then half qre a front for drugs, that whole plaza is run for drugs, but they wont rip you off surprisingly) CBP agents are swapped out regularly, thats why there is aways a line (except like weekdays at 3am, but its so slow they are expected to read the full riot act to every car) that way they cant say "oh go to line 5" vecause by the time the car makes it to line 5 the cbp agent wont be there
@AnonymousGuy341
Жыл бұрын
@@alfredofuentes2465 las zetas
@OShiesty-jt4us
Жыл бұрын
@@AnonymousGuy341 it’s Los Zetas 😂😂
$40Gs to let one car go through….. shit I picked the wrong job😂
@merc1f485
Жыл бұрын
Yeah bro but you gotta watch EVERY plate the whole day until the drug car comes through and if you miss it you’re gonna get killed
@StayPositiveLLC
Жыл бұрын
Itll be traced.
@evos469
Жыл бұрын
Right
@evos469
Жыл бұрын
@@StayPositiveLLC the US border patrol is fully aware their guards are crooked.
@viresinnumeris7755
Жыл бұрын
Yeah bro you should of def work for the cartrl
Fed. This dude is 100% the feds
As a KZread watcher, I can confirm this message.
As a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy, I can confirm this.
@EmilianoZapata-wj4hn
Жыл бұрын
As a guy that walked across the border I've seen it
@JacobSavvy
Жыл бұрын
@@EmilianoZapata-wj4hn Funniest comment in the entire video right here 😂💀
@NOTMIKEMERLIN
Жыл бұрын
😮
@tmaextreme8240
Жыл бұрын
@@EmilianoZapata-wj4hn yo emiliano
As a house cat 🐈 I can confirm this.
“Mexican American” Schultz: *Intense snorting noises*
That just shut down all the more border security argument. More people at the border, means more employees for the cartel
As the head of the Sinaloa cartel, I can confirm that Enrique, at San Ysidro is no longer making his 40k
@vandango5439
Жыл бұрын
😂❤
@gustavohernandez9742
Жыл бұрын
no mms
@celestineallison3577
Жыл бұрын
Did you make him disappear too
@june_qwq
Жыл бұрын
why you do bro like that 😭💔
@alizardwithopposablethumbs
Жыл бұрын
You talking and pretending you know?. You a rat like this little biatch
As a school janitor....I can confirm this
@grandalba
Жыл бұрын
As a danish painter Norway, I can confirm what you just confirmed.
As an recovering addict I can confirm this to be true
As someone reading all the confirmation comments..."I'm willing to confirm this"
imagine that guy is the only Mexican that works at that check-point
@carloscardenas5095
11 ай бұрын
90% of border patrol agents are either mexican o native decent
@HipHopWorldStar
8 ай бұрын
😂😆
As a license plate I can confirm this.
As a dominos manager, I can confirm this is true
@jakestuck0309
Жыл бұрын
Papa John can also confirm
Everyone applying to work border patrol 😂
He missed the part where he screws up for some reason an gets his head chopped of with an axe🥰
@classicvibes12
7 ай бұрын
But if he does not take the offer he still could get his head chop off for not taking the offer ,, so he might as well just get a different job ..cause that border job is no joke .
I went to school with a kid who got asylum, because he was being forced to be a drug runner. He didn't speak a word of English when he showed up at my school in the 8th grade. So I took the liberty of teaching him as many bad words as possible. We were able to have conversations, because my gf at the time was fluent in Spanish. Pretty cool guy
@yato-rn1uc
Жыл бұрын
Nigga😂
@sippinjuiceforlife3734
Жыл бұрын
LOL, the first thing you thought of was teaching him cuss words? What a legend
@Penguinverse
Жыл бұрын
@@sippinjuiceforlife3734 that’s what everyone does with a foreigner in 8th grade lmao
@mrgiggly21
Жыл бұрын
@@sippinjuiceforlife3734 yea bro no one teaches an immigrant kid hi how you doing and all the nice shit it’s more like hey say fuck you bitch and other messed up shit 😂
@kmit9191
Жыл бұрын
@@Penguinverse that's what everyone teaches everyone sven as adults
As a Mexican- American border patrol, I can confirm this😂
@es4941
Жыл бұрын
Are you him 😅
@Alexa-dc5ij
Жыл бұрын
just take your word
@randallsmerna384
Жыл бұрын
So, how would you suggest this be addressed??
@coldfirelightpoe6803
Жыл бұрын
@@randallsmerna384 pay people a living wage??? Lol
@NYvandal
Жыл бұрын
Let me pass thru lil bro
As a cat owner with too much pizza in the belly I can confirm this
Now the whole damn crew is going to have to have a search
He misworded “knew a guy” meant “met a guy in prison”
As a check point stand i can confirm this
@victorbonilla8755
Жыл бұрын
You are a fake profile
as a person watching this from my room in australia, i can confirm this
“An extra” my man a whole 500k? im loving life
As a brake caliper i can confirm this is true
Suddenly being a border guard seems like a great job to have
@poochm123
Жыл бұрын
Till you get caught or u want to get out and u can't.
@petrol_prophet
Жыл бұрын
Yeah no, that’s how you end up under a bridge holding you head in your lap, with your severed genitals shoved down your throat. Hard to spend that blood money in that position.
@smeersmcdunkurmom
Жыл бұрын
if you're a fed, the government's gonna keep an eye on you for corruption with the cartel
@akudar
Жыл бұрын
@@poochm123 Just get fired after a year. Simple
@zibn5459
Жыл бұрын
@@akudar fired means death for you and your entire bloodlines
Meanwhile in South Africa a guard is paid $250 a month to let a truck full of stones pass as coal.
@murdockm3405
Жыл бұрын
.... Coal meant to fuel power stations generating electricity for 80% of the country, resulting in never ending loadshedding, Talk about corruption dude.
@castronator-mu3ye
Жыл бұрын
So sad to see the state SA is in nowadays. Such a promissing country became a mess, same as Rhodesia.
As a 20 year old ex border guy, I can confirm that as I'm already retired.
"Jamie pull up the video of the bear at ...... ... oh wrong video nevermind...
25 years ago you could go into Mexico with day traffic, pick up your load, and be back home at the end of a work day. Check points weren't checked so well.
@salflores4199
Жыл бұрын
True. This restaurant owner in L.A. Did it. He brought loads of weed under his dirty clothes. I know because he shared it with me.
As an American born Mexican American I can confirm this
@DudeMan-xs3db
Жыл бұрын
As a mexican american born american mexican I can confirm that I am mexican american
@PKAllDay34
Жыл бұрын
@@DudeMan-xs3db 🫡🤣🤣
@elizabetholiviaclark
Жыл бұрын
@@DudeMan-xs3db As an American, I can confirm that I've visited Mexico.
As a Mexican American license plate, I can confirm this.
As a one day a month, I can confirm this.
As a Mexican American, I can confirm this.
@username9159
Жыл бұрын
Stop lying
@AsAWhiteManMarriedToALatina
Жыл бұрын
@@username9159 no it's true
@truthoverlies6434
Жыл бұрын
You're not American. You'll always be loyal to a foreign country.
@silentaces732
Жыл бұрын
Yup
@twistedhalomusic4497
Жыл бұрын
Ladies and gentlemen, we got em
Interviewer: casually resembles Freddie Mercury
"Plata Talks"
Sounds like the government needs to start paying their employees more.
@im_back_mods8385
Жыл бұрын
I don't really think that would work well because the cartel can just up that amount 40000 to a massive cartel is nothing it's a drop in the bucket
@Topgamer357
Жыл бұрын
Unless you’re making millions a year after tax there will still be plenty of people who’ll take another 500k tax free for less than a few hours a work per year.
@bodarkghost1864
Жыл бұрын
Cartel can out pay the government
@nightterrors6262
Жыл бұрын
Or you know maybe people working for the government shouldn’t be criminal pieces of trash. We wonder why politicians are so corrupt, but look at all the people willing to sell their souls for extra money from a cartel.
@skankytrick
Жыл бұрын
Stop believing this idiot. He is full of shit about everything. He just lies.
I’d be too scared to take any money from the cartel bruh 😂
@ketobodybuilder2482
Жыл бұрын
Id do it
@tima.478
Жыл бұрын
They're not asking you!
You can see and hear the moment that this guy comes up with the story in his head. Wild.
I'd imagine they made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
My dumb ass would be mixing up plate numbers and stopping the wrong car by accident.
@CuarentaZ40
Жыл бұрын
That would get your child mother and wife killed with you left to live to remember what your mistake cost you.
@jasonrosa7609
Жыл бұрын
u would end up a dead dumb ass 😬
BRB joint the border guard. Lol
I knew a guy that , still talked and dressed like he was in high school. It’s this guy 😂
He said “I KNEW”!! YO I THINK THE HOMBRÉ MIGHT BE MISSING NOW!! 😂😂😂😂😂
I'll be a border guard, shit. I'm very easily corruptible.
@K4inan
Жыл бұрын
If a cartel came at you with an offer you would pee your pants.
@kevinhartsstuntdouble1382
Жыл бұрын
@@K4inan and then say yes.
@matthewroreilly
Жыл бұрын
@@K4inan dude that’s how I’m sure it works for everyone lmao
@Yusuf-ep6yz
Жыл бұрын
not a flex
@K4inan
Жыл бұрын
@@matthewroreilly Yes, I would crap myself. Catch 22, no matter what you reply, you got a target on your back, your existence is known and measured.
Politicians too
Any one of us would take tht shit n even be like yeh let me buy an 8ball while its here
As a Kenyan who has never been to the US or Mexico, I can confirm this is true
@GLOBAL-INTIFADA
Жыл бұрын
That's funny because I as an Australian who lives in Australia who has also never been can confirm this too
40k a month for 1 day a month, shiiid. They hiring
@cjezinne
Жыл бұрын
Starts like that… then you’re complicit… then it’s $0 and we won’t rat you out - or worse
@bigtrkdrvr216
Жыл бұрын
@CJ then I relocate
@winstonwinston3487
Жыл бұрын
Yea dude… wait until you screw up … sheet not worth it
‘I wanna say’ is code for ‘lemme make up a number real quick’.
The right person at any level can be bought.
@Passionatemoviebuff
Жыл бұрын
The wrong person, at some level, has sold himself rightly
@johnruiz6743
Жыл бұрын
Not everyone values money nor even life above their principles. America isn't as corrupt as Mexico yet...
dude just got himself a notice to appear in court
says extra half a million a year u mean one hundred thousand😭😂
As a current payed off border guard, I can confirm this. My payment is paided every 28 days and drop off at my front door. During the Christmas holiday they also bring gifts for the children.
As an American Mexican, or whatever.. I can confirm we're either Mexicans or Americans.
I see someone bought that fallout 76 jacket😅😂
I know i would take that deal in a heartbeat😂
Living in San Diego 15 min from that border , it’s so obvious who works for them .
@jacksenlandiseiii6403
Жыл бұрын
Yep.. them 20" spinners dead giveaway
The Cartel is keeping tabs on this man now.
As a car tire I can confirm this
As a line of coke I can confirm thi...
As an old white guy that loves weed, I can confirm this
What is so sad is he’s not lying! This kind of stuff happens every day.
As an ice cream truck owner I can confirm this
If you don't pay your workers enough, someone else will