Can't wait for the sequel: Uranus expanding

@Kallmeyamama

9 жыл бұрын

XDDDDDDDDD NICE!

@devonharris5936

9 жыл бұрын

eKo Herzy Mercury deflating

@jonbaxter2254

9 жыл бұрын

+eKo Herzy And of course Pluto remaining still.

@ykai6487

9 жыл бұрын

eKo Herzy How about Marsturbating?

@UndeadSon

9 жыл бұрын

eKo Herzy First ever UrAnus joke to make me laugh.

"bees are genetically designed to recognize royalty" possibly the dumbest line in movie history.

@SuperLordGaming

9 жыл бұрын

StarCrusher As bad as some of the lines in Lucy.

@fauzanzzfulful

9 жыл бұрын

SuperLordGaming unfortunately the everything wrong video was deleted by some copyright bullsh*t

@Hero_2222

9 жыл бұрын

Not the beeeeeeees

@doomdoctor6380

9 жыл бұрын

StarCrusher I love dogs, I've always loved dogs.

@frigginfranco233

9 жыл бұрын

You bitchesssssssss. It was all for honeyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

I watched this with my girlfriend on netflix I think. She went to the toilet half way through and I fast forward 30/40mins... she didn't notice.

@lil_drummaboi_429

4 жыл бұрын

Ur the hero everyone deserves

@MrDjsmooth87

4 жыл бұрын

👏🏾🤣damn

@606danco

3 жыл бұрын

Urrrrrrrr

@MrHooligans

3 жыл бұрын

Madlad

@callherfoofoo

3 жыл бұрын

You petty af

How do you ignore that Jupiter's cousin wanted to sell her eggs? And she agreed because she wanted a telescope?! And without her agreeing to it, the rest of the movie doesn't happen. The Wachowskis actually thought "main character goes to clinic to sell her own eggs" was the best way to kick the plot into gear.

@Peatman

5 жыл бұрын

Not to mention she could in the very least buy an automated GPS equipped tracking telescope for that kind of money rather than a fucking brass thing that you couldn't focus on the moon without a huge amount of shaking.

@JaySunsWorld

5 жыл бұрын

Umm well you said the rest of the movie wouldn't have happened but Tatum was sent there to retrieve her so weird aliens trying to kill her or not he would have made contact with her. Also cinemasins already said why not just kill her when they wiped her memory when she took the picture. But either way Mr Tatum was gonna find her. Still a plot line.

@kateli1880

4 жыл бұрын

Peatman it’s not always practical more sentimental Remember her died over it because the Russian gang/Mafia stole her dad’s brass telescope.

@ankyfire

4 жыл бұрын

Also why the fuck would she get 1/3 of the money and her cousin would get 2/3?

@jjcymbolic

4 жыл бұрын

@@ankyfire Why would her cousin get ANY money when he can just donate sperm by jacking off.

"Discount Channing Ta- HOLY SHIT WHAT DID THEY DO TO HIM"

@Nsmith666

8 жыл бұрын

I LOLed at that

@insertwittynamehere1411

8 жыл бұрын

+Alex Noel you laughed out louded? That makes no sense

@Nsmith666

8 жыл бұрын

+Annoying Nerd someone's a nit picker. 🐸☕

@insertwittynamehere1411

8 жыл бұрын

+Alex Noel I'm sorry. When I see bad grammar, I have to correct it

@Nsmith666

8 жыл бұрын

+Annoying Nerd KZread is the wrong place to do that. don't take yourself so seriously.

I was watching the movie and like 25 minutes in I was like "fuck it I'll just watch the everything wrong wrong with it."

@farhanalam7642

8 жыл бұрын

same here dude. this movie was too bad

@heropon12l9

8 жыл бұрын

+Blah Anger i made it through the whole thing. in theatres. do i get a prize of some kind?

@antoniabaldassarre4360

8 жыл бұрын

same

@heropon12l9

8 жыл бұрын

+Antonia Baldassarre my congrats to a fellow survivalist. as bad as i found the movie, i still cant help but be fascinated by it. i mean fascinated where they thought all these different ideas, some good some bad, were expected to work together

@eba6949

8 жыл бұрын

"everything wrong wrong with it" *DING*

"Bella continues to narrate outside Twilight." Makes me laugh every time.

All you need to know about Jupiter Ascending: 1) It’s 2 hours of your life you’ll never get back. 2) The actors deserved better. 3) It’s good to know I’m not the only one who got serious John Carter vibes.

@shr1mpsush1

4 жыл бұрын

Hey, if I didn't watch this film, I would've been introduced to the patron Saint of Awful Movie Protagonists

@charliebell5584

3 жыл бұрын

I actually really like john Carter

@daisybtoes

3 жыл бұрын

John Carter was a pretty good movie, and I have few complaints.

@MarksCar-dv7br

3 жыл бұрын

The first one does not fit me I’ve watched this 15 times and I love it

@basicallymid

3 жыл бұрын

If we're being honest, I'm not sure the actors could have done better. This genre was a stretch for both Tatum and Kunis, and it showed.

‘Man, this looks like a very expensive piece of shit’

@thegamingk339

7 жыл бұрын

Nameless Avenger Jk

@dannyakins8742

7 жыл бұрын

Sauce Uchihahahahahaha So true

@rimisark

2 ай бұрын

your life is piece of shit

Lol, "bees don't lie". That has to be one of the stupidest lines ever

@leikfroakies

9 жыл бұрын

What about "I don't like sand"

@IsaacMabry

9 жыл бұрын

+Cribsmas Morn. BOO👻👻👻

@NicerDicerSmart

9 жыл бұрын

AnEvilPrinter Yep, even worse than "No, not the bees!" What is it about bees that they always appear to play a role in really bad movies ? They need better agents!

@roelliesafari9988

9 жыл бұрын

AnEvilPrinter I have to tattoo that somewhere on my leg

@Betuor

9 жыл бұрын

AnEvilPrinter You forgot:"What if we say no?""Say yes."

This is how pointless my life is: I just watched this movie on Netflix guessing what the sins would be just so that I could watch this video after.

@MrShisuto

4 жыл бұрын

T Mo T your not the only one.

@DiegoTan66

4 жыл бұрын

lol, same

@Baelor-Breakspear

4 жыл бұрын

What number did you come up with?

@thy_apostle

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck.... You caught me

@animelvr99

4 жыл бұрын

You should have watched this first

I went through this entire review, yet I have no idea what the movie was about.

@Snoke1912

5 жыл бұрын

Great now you are just as knowledgeable about the movie as everyone who watched it.

@blooddragon805

4 жыл бұрын

Watch the honest trailer Because it honestly explain the movie better than the movie itself did

@mandlenkosingcobo9608

4 жыл бұрын

4 times and in the same boat, but will try another 3 time then move on.

@tommerker8063

4 жыл бұрын

it's about space vampires and bees, it has some cool ideas, but the story is pretty shitty

@sazuna4024

4 жыл бұрын

@@tommerker8063 You forgot about rats and cooking. Oh wait a second... was that another subtle filmreference as well?

So Channing Tatum is a spliced humanoid, werewolf, angel soldier with magic roller blades that glide on air. And Mila Kunis is a galactic queen because she kind of looks like Eddie Redmayne's dead mom. Got it.

@redtiny802

8 жыл бұрын

lol

@Gokussjdensetsuno45

7 жыл бұрын

But then again, there's a fact about this movie's premise: Nobody gave two fucks about it.

@Dairo512

7 жыл бұрын

Don't forget that Mila Kunis, and Eddie Redmayne's dead mom (and most bearers of the web of drama connecting them) are space vampire gods. Which means that CinemaSins left "Underworld", and by extension "Romeo and Juliet" out of the list of stories this one stole from. But maybe this movie wasn't actually stolen. Maybe somebody in Hollywood just got really high and wanted to watch ten movies at once.

@reyarinnepykefyre8707

6 жыл бұрын

That's why a film critic called this film geek porn: "there're all the sci-fi elements that one has ever thought of and more".

@deletenotyet3612

5 жыл бұрын

Kyle Miller it’s supposed to be guessed that’s the timing indicated someone if not the mother herself planted the DNA that became the “reincarnation” coinciding with her death. What I wonder is how, we know that she owned Earth and she likely had it seeded, maybe planting her genetics in one of the profiles if you let your imagination run about how they even run that business and the R&D behind it., but she had a change of heart and remade herself to have none of the regrets or need for atonement. I rather ask if her asking to be murdered really ever cared if humans were cared for instead of harvested.

A friend and I felt like going to a movie. Went to the theater. This was the only English movie playing. The Korean movies likely would have been more intelligible to me than this mess. I wanted to leave after ten minutes, but my friend was sleeping so peacefully, I felt bad waking him up.

@Thebravekitten66

8 жыл бұрын

Dude you went through that for your friend sleeping? You earn bro of the year.

@jaquelynngering3586

8 жыл бұрын

Thebravekitten66 Naw, I woke him up after about an hour and a half.

@Thebravekitten66

8 жыл бұрын

Jaquelynn Gering Oh lol.

@mavvh1054

8 жыл бұрын

+Thebravekitten66 is that you Madoka?

Is no one going to talk about Jupiter almost married her genetic son?

@leporid257

4 жыл бұрын

13:15

@josephmcdonald9933

4 жыл бұрын

Real sick shit

@chaelisings

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly!!!!

@tanyavanjara3703

3 жыл бұрын

WHAT

@Virtua..

3 жыл бұрын

No her reincarnation almost married her genetic son. Sligh difference

Eddie Redmayne explained that Balem suffered a throat injury, that's why he use that breathy-on-death bed voice. The Wachowski just didn't show it.

@shr1mpsush1

4 жыл бұрын

.....Excuse me? How in the actual fuck do you omit a damn good explanation for the line delivery of a awful character?!

@josephmcdonald9933

4 жыл бұрын

How did he injured his throat? Trying deep throat side ways?

@daisybtoes

4 жыл бұрын

The wolf-guy, whose name I forget, bit him in the throat. Why he can still speak at all says a lot, I suppose, for alien surgery, but how come he can scream so loud? Don't get me wrong...I adore Eddie Redmayne. He was the reason I watched this weird movie in the first place. But on a TV chat show, he laughed his head off, slapping his legs in glee, over winning a Razzle Award. At least he's a good sport about it.

@berrypop33

3 жыл бұрын

Waait Does the movie say it was Channing Tatum's character???? Cause it if if didn't 😂

@saskia6815

3 жыл бұрын

Uhm if any of you would have watched the movie and payed attension you would have heard the mention it

4:33 "Discount Channing T-hooooly shit, what the fuck did they do to him?!" xD ok, you got me there

@JohannaMueller57

9 жыл бұрын

but holy shit, please stop saying "ex machina".

@Jamie-st6of

8 жыл бұрын

+JohannaMueller57 Why should he? If he enjoys saying the phrase, I do not see why he would say it less often.

@holonboy

8 жыл бұрын

+JohannaMueller57 And to be fair, this film did have a lot of bs ex machinas.

Eddie Redmayne screaming "Go" was not only the best sin, but the best part in the dang movie.

@joejunior5991

Жыл бұрын

They also need to added the I CREATE LIVE with Jeremy repeat I create live line with flat tone

Sir, the DMV is still awful. I was just there this week. People were waiting OUTSIDE the building due to no more space inside.

@dixiecronin7791

4 жыл бұрын

Damn, you got ripped off. I was in and out of the DMV within like 20 minutes the last time I went

@bcg10

4 жыл бұрын

@@dixiecronin7791 Ripped off is a weird word to use since I don't pay for the DMV experience, but anyways, it all depends on the location, day, and time of day for sure. At the end of the day the DMV is not a place known for its innovation.

"I love dogs, I've always loved dogs." Movie adds disturbing subtext to this romantic scene!!

@TheHomelessDreamer

3 жыл бұрын

Add the one where the dude wants to marry his reborn mom. This movie is on my bottom 10 ever seen in a theater. It was a date, and turned ugly after seeing this travesty.

@spanktube86

3 жыл бұрын

Shitty date if a bad movie can ruin it. Lmao.

@spanktube86

3 жыл бұрын

And if you wanna get technical shes not "really" his mom anymore. New body and all... Still yuck mind you. But people used to ACTAULLY marry their siblings soo..... Not so far fetched. 👍😖

@li-limandragon9287

3 жыл бұрын

I think that one is right up there with Jacob falls in love with a baby.

@bubububnever

3 жыл бұрын

I think she meant to come across as endearing but panicked because she in the moment and she ended up saying something awkward... Hence why she sighed after he left.

Hot, half-wolf alien dude with wings sounds EXACTLY like some fourteen year old's OC.

@liamvenosta5081

6 жыл бұрын

maximum ride hahahahaha

@joebrian5949

6 жыл бұрын

What's an OC? ... and also a 14 year old girls or boys?

@deanfillmore9581

6 жыл бұрын

OC means original character, most often used when someone puts an original character in a fan fiction. They can be pretty cringey.

@elanorthefair1091

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget, he's also a loner who is emotionally scarred by royalty (for unexplained reasons) and could snap and kill people at any moment. *Edgy*

I'm surprised there isn't a sin for every single scene with Mila Kunis saying " Mila Kunis is not my girlfriend in this scene."

@swagtachiuchiha3559

9 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised he didn't say Mila Kunis isn't making out with Natalie Portman in this scene

@tautauson4469

9 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised people think she's so attractive that it would warrant a sin. She's like 'average chick at the mall' pretty, at best.

@Kazeromaru

9 жыл бұрын

Tau Tauson Pft, Mila Kunis was voted most attractive woman in the world and I see why. She is definitely not average.

@tautauson4469

9 жыл бұрын

***** by who? I didn't vote for her. She's cute, but she ain't a 10 bruh.

@taeniasolium5970

9 жыл бұрын

***** Also "scene does not contain a lap dance".

"You want your wings back?" Just drink a Red Bull

@JWonn

4 жыл бұрын

But isn't he supposed to be half-wolf or something? Are wings not reserved for the half-birds?

@isabelamichaud9435

4 жыл бұрын

hahaha good one!

@beowulf9878

4 жыл бұрын

Start ringing bells. Never mind, they’re not angels.

@anonymous5784ui

3 жыл бұрын

Want a sprite cranberry?

I'm impressed that they were able to list everything wrong in less than 19 minutes. I figured the "everything wrong" video would be longer than the actual movie.

It would be a lot quicker to just list off everything right with the movie.

@FedUpFancy

7 жыл бұрын

ThatOneShyguy but the video would be less than a minute long XD

@leatherface4662

7 жыл бұрын

ThatOneShyguy Michael Giacchinos score is good

@dakit3

7 жыл бұрын

So a 5 second video?

@dejackmoe

7 жыл бұрын

Dylan Antill p

@lisannastrauss4487

7 жыл бұрын

Win 1: "Errr... Nevermind, let's do another movie"

After watching this, you guys are going to have a ball sinning the heck out of the new "Fantastic Four" movie.

@ericarellano9010

9 жыл бұрын

What Burns My Bacon i agree i want it to have so much sins like 999999999999999999999999sins in there

@deathab0ve

9 жыл бұрын

Eric Arellano I haven't seen it, but it can't be as bad as the last one.

@ericarellano9010

9 жыл бұрын

Mike Sico well thats your opinion but my problem with the movie dat has so much talking & not a lot of violence and my opinion is dat i like 2005 and 2007 movie better but this fantastic four is ok meaning i want to like it even more

@guitarbassist95

9 жыл бұрын

Mike Sico The 2005 movie and Rise of the Silver Surfer are both pretty good movies when compared to the 2015 one. Fant4stic is honestly one of the worst movies ever made. I'm not talking Green Lantern bad, or Daredevil bad, I'm talking much worse. It was a terrible, boring, unnecessary film. Even Silver Surfer wipes the floor with it.

@meredocu

9 жыл бұрын

***** Guys guys, wtf, are you kidding? Jupiter ascending is horrible! how fantastic 4 can be worst? it fails at everything from the cast to the plot! I m starting to have serious problem understanding how those film get made. well I m not going to spend money on it, but that make me fucking curious... when you think of the amount of money throw on those shit, the number of people fooled by the franchise and all of the system that make it possible I just want to throw up.

Honestly, I liked the premise. Sci-fi drama/adventure with some Games of Thrones vibe in it. That's the reason I first watched it.

@ankyfire

4 жыл бұрын

True, BUT there’s a reason why GOT was done over 7 seasons. You can’t fit all the politics, nuances, and microplots in one movie.

@li-limandragon9287

3 жыл бұрын

@@ankyfire And even GOT fucked it up in the end.

@sawanna508

11 ай бұрын

I liked most of it but hated the end. In th end she is back cleaning toilet end stuff again but now happy about it, just because she is in love. She is a queen who ones more then one planet and she chooses that kind of live? Terrible.

@illegalewahrheiten2911

7 ай бұрын

The whole Earth storyline could be scrapped.@@sawanna508

Yes! You said "I couldn't care less". Thank you! I am so friking sick of people saying "I could care less" for things they don't care about - but you got it correct. Well done.

Mila Kunis: I love dogs. Anybody else remember that one episode from Family Guy?

@jbvader721

9 жыл бұрын

TheShadowMarioBros Yeah, I felt cheated when CinemaSins didn't reference "Family Guy" or say "Shut up, Meg."

@theleisurecritics7968

9 жыл бұрын

Is Mila Kunis becoming Meg?

@watermelongames7259

9 жыл бұрын

Shut up, meg

@Sinekel

9 жыл бұрын

+The Leisure Critics she has been meg for a long ass time

@sonofangron2969

9 жыл бұрын

TheShadowMarioBros Yeah - I'm gonna remember that episode for a wHile...

"My bees don´t lie", by Shakira.

@SunnysFilms

9 жыл бұрын

Daniel Rodríguez Sha-bee-ra, Sha-bee-ra.

@aidantrent5933

9 жыл бұрын

Daniel Rodríguez she-kira you

@lordjor96

9 жыл бұрын

NOOOO THE BEES AAAAAAAA

When I watched that movie for the first time, I found it popcorny but pretty silly though entertaining ("I love dogs!" 😂). And then I found your review and two things happened: 1) This has become my favorite CinemaSins review so far 😘 I watch it so often just for the shere fun of it! and 2) The movie actually became a cherished part of my DVD collection and everytime I watch it, I literally can hear the CinemaSis' comments in my head (inlcuding the 'ping' of the sin counter). 😂 So, thank you very much for your fine work! 👍🏻😁

Was totally expecting a "rips off other movie" bonus round :(

please do unfriended, it needs to be destroyed!

@TheAlexcruz688

9 жыл бұрын

I was so thinking that

@joshuagallup3005

9 жыл бұрын

Yyyeeeessss!!!

@certifiednard2543

9 жыл бұрын

Agreed. That movie was simply horrid.

@lovleysistagal123

9 жыл бұрын

Kmaster73 I love that one! Totes agree dude!

@The_All-Seer

9 жыл бұрын

Kmaster73 Was that the one where the girl kills herself and then haunts some people in a Skype call or something?

Am I the only one that heard FTL and immediately thought "Faster Than Light?" Pretty sure that's what they meant by it because it's the only way you'd be able to communicate across interstellar distances without a long delay...

@JoeShopper

8 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure everyone thought "faster than light" because that's what it stands for. The strange thing about this usage is that it's referring to communication and not travel, which is the sci-fi norm.

@ZombieWilfred

8 жыл бұрын

+Joe ? (What?) OK, good so I'm not the only one... Yeah, I totally agree, it's usually used for referring to travel, but still makes sense for communication. I just thought it was funny this guy sinned it because he seems to think he's so clever and yet couldn't figure out this simple thing/thinks others are too dumb to...

@MegaDale42

8 жыл бұрын

He knows what it stands for, but the line should have been "an ftl message" or something similar. He mocked them for stating that they received a faster than light, since (in sci fi) you can receive something that traveled ftl, but not an ftl

@ZombieWilfred

8 жыл бұрын

+MegaDale42 I get what you're saying but I have to disagree. In context the word "message" is unnecessary, it is obvious what he means. You wouldn't say "we've received an FTL" referring to someone arriving by FTL travel (which for these people is a given part of travel considering the distances they cover.) Bottom line is that I knew exactly what the person meant when they said it, as did most anyone who is familiar with scif/science, so I still don't think it should have been counted as a sin.

@MegaDale42

8 жыл бұрын

+ZombieWilfred the same can be said of a significant amount of sins in all their videos, but intentionally misunderstanding things in order to make fun of it is one of the ways the channel demonstrates that the sin totals shouldn't be taken seriously. check out the eww cinemasins

"Discount Channing Tatu--HOLY SH*T" I'm so done with this channel. lmao

honestly the floating laser skates look cool and fun to use

What the hell sort of last name for a Russian family is Jones?

@696190

8 жыл бұрын

Its from her grandfather, an English diplomat. you were not paying attention, were you?

@davesyndrome1097

8 жыл бұрын

+696190 Nah, I simply haven't seen the movie proper. There must have been something, considering he didn't sin it. It's still out of place.

@derptomistic

8 жыл бұрын

I just finished watching the video and all I can remember is "Lazer Skates!" and I'm usually good at remembering small details. WTF!?!?

@SARISS80

7 жыл бұрын

you're right Jones is actually Scottish.

@Gokussjdensetsuno45

7 жыл бұрын

+696190 Nobody gave a shit about the story for the exposition overload and how uninteresting it was.

"Bees don't lie" has to BEE my favorite Sin given to a movie yet.

Thumbs up for the Firefly reference! Mal was who I thought of when you said 'The Verse'.

When i saw this movie for the first my only shield and way to continue watching was the concept of "this must be an adaptation, surely all of this is better explained in the book" There wasn't a book....and I did believe that for a lot of years...

Also, when the guy was going to marry Jupiter, isn't that like incest? Jupiter is his mother in a way.

@darrelsam419

9 жыл бұрын

Shit, you're right. +1 for incest.

@zacharywolf5666

9 жыл бұрын

Anaya Etheridge and it's genetically incest too, ugh now this is getting wierd

@kyletowers9662

9 жыл бұрын

Anaya Etheridge well they ARE royalty

@carlmart5797

9 жыл бұрын

+Anaya Etheridge The Aristocrats.

@eXtremeDR

9 жыл бұрын

Anaya Etheridge Incest is a must for them because of the genes.

I wanted to like this movie so much.... I've tried to watch it three times, this is the first time I've seen the ending

@lianeli5406

8 жыл бұрын

I am so proud of you. Had the same problem with Titanic btw....

@caitlincallahan4704

8 жыл бұрын

I wanted to like this movie so much also, but I only sat through it and watched it once thankfully. I'm always looking out for good Sci-Fi movies, so I get excited when I see ones that have A lister actors in them (although I personally don't think the two main characters are that great of actors, not bad just not great), and finding a good Sci-Fi movie these days are hard to come by. I also had the same exact experience with Aeon Flux. Couldn't get through even half of it, and I tried at least 3 times.

@PassTheMarmalade1957

8 жыл бұрын

I was so excited by the trailers (never mind the fact that it was an original script for once, not based on a comic or a book or a previous movie.) Then I saw the reviews and decided not to see it in theaters, but I looked up the plot, and my jaw hit the floor at how stupid it was.

@naiahenley8893

8 жыл бұрын

that's not true Mila Kunis is a great actor. If she wasn't she wouldn't have played in a lot of movies, and voiced characters.

@HAL-vm3wn

5 жыл бұрын

There were four great actors in the lead roles. So i expect them to pick good scripts

"this guys face looks like a trip to the moon" 😂 😂 😂

"And they probably complicate pegging." LMAO

I went to see this for my birthday. You can guess how much I enjoyed that day.

@metademetra

9 жыл бұрын

+Sparkling Enope Better than watching Epic Movie on your birthday. At least the effects for Jupiter Ascending are okay.

@lecanoscoptical3455

9 жыл бұрын

***** Did the cheeseiness not cancel it out?

Everyone knows that "FTL" stands for "French the Llamas!"

@jamescarlson8916

9 жыл бұрын

SpecialQue85 everyone knows this.

@stevea4362

9 жыл бұрын

SpecialQue85 It is known.

@sharkymcsnarkface6642

9 жыл бұрын

Oui oui! Hon hon hon baguette Eiffel Tower! Mademoiselle terre de pomme croissants!

@TheKiroshi

9 жыл бұрын

SpecialQue85 You know as a kid, I always thought FTL (Obviously French the Llamas).. actually meant "Fuxk The Llamas"

@AndrewPRoberts

9 жыл бұрын

SpecialQue85 Faster than light?

Meanwhile in Asgard... 😂

Respect for the "Three Investigators" books reference.

Wait... Isnt that elf ear dude a mix of a wolf and a normal human. WHY the f*ck did he have wings?

@MikkiRose129

5 жыл бұрын

Technology.

@daisybtoes

4 жыл бұрын

Does it matter? Really? I n a film where anything goes?

@judsongaiden9878

3 жыл бұрын

Lots of furries have hybrid fursonas.

I TOTALLY wasted my money on that one...

@nnnn20430

9 жыл бұрын

Really Unskilled good thing i torrented it and then wrote 0's all over it after 3 min just to make sure no part of it is left on my hdd

@sunofslavia

9 жыл бұрын

Really Unskilled Think about the money that went into the production of this turd...

@wizard680

9 жыл бұрын

same I want my money back

@redpotatoes1515

9 жыл бұрын

It's weird when you pay to sleep

@Zappygunshot

9 жыл бұрын

+Really Unskilled Piracy fallacies aside: you should've seen that coming.

I got to say I’m a little disappointed. I thought that for the wedding scene you would’ve actually over dubbed... MAWWAIGE. MAWWAIGE is what brings us togevvew today.

I saw Mika Kunis on James Cordons show doing the “spill your guts/fill your guys” and one of the questions was “can you explain the plot of ‘Jupiter Ascending?’” She tried for a minute, gave and ate something gross. Now I get why she had such a hard time.

You forgot the scene when the girl use an sanitary napkin to cover the guy's wounds. That was the moment when I had to stop the movie.

@1che3mau

8 жыл бұрын

+Chris Decarvalho Actually, considering what they're used for (Not to squick anyone or anything), that's kinda sound thinking. Of course, because she uses it sticky-side down, she promptly negates any sound thinking (as that's not the side meant for absorbing... stuff).

@CNWhatImSaiyan

8 жыл бұрын

+chenb0t plus Jupiter has a vagina, shouldn't she know which side goes where??

@1che3mau

8 жыл бұрын

+CN what I'm Saiyan? Exactly what I'm saying hahaha. It was actually a good idea until she did that and negated any usefulness it might've had.

@EinNameDenKeinerHat

8 жыл бұрын

+Chris My exact feelings, but for a different reason. Aren't first aid kits mandatory in cars in the US? Because they are in Germany...

@FrauleinBlaueAugen

8 жыл бұрын

+EinNameDenKeinerHat Unfortunately, they are not. Not on the national level, at least. Each state has different laws, so there might be some that require first aid kits. But, there are probably just as many that don't. Hell, there are some places here where it's still legal to text and drive-precaution and safety don't tend to survive the bureaucracy and unfathomable idiocy that is the US government (both national and state level).

Every time Eddie Redmayne talks, I keep thinking I'm hearing a bad impression of Dumbledore.

@Dim.g0v

5 жыл бұрын

Did you mean Voldemort?

@phenix.bleu_nicolie

5 жыл бұрын

But a great impression of Voldemort

@Charlie94781

4 жыл бұрын

Balem’s mood swings was the result of the Godfather Pigeon from Animaniacs performing a Dragonball fusion dance with Tourette’s Guy

I love this film, for me the only blooper was the sanitary pad and the fact that Kane's hair kept changing colour ,,, and of course the ending scene when she flinches but the wings haven't actually surrounded them yet ...

@jakespacepiratee3740

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed. It’s a masterstroke of shit.

Who, and I mean _who,_ thought the main male protagonist being an alien werewolf angel soldier was a good idea?

@josch5305

4 жыл бұрын

It's like they listed all the things that makes tween girls write fanfiction and put it all in one character

" what guys sound like when seeing Mila Kunis" hurt myself laughing

@KNByam

7 жыл бұрын

Because its true, because you did it?

@derrickwatson4597

7 жыл бұрын

bigbullbk Nope, not my type

@KNByam

7 жыл бұрын

derrick watson I'm in the same boat. I think she's a good looking chick but she does not for me.

@thecatholiccorner

7 жыл бұрын

derrick watson I thought I was the only one who caught that xD

@TheBraunMachine2011

6 жыл бұрын

i lol'd so hard at that xD

CinemaSins has changed the way I watch movies

@LuizAntonio-zs7ko

9 жыл бұрын

Right? Not long ago I caught myself thinking "roll credits" while watching a movie.

@rinby5592

8 жыл бұрын

Not long ago I caught myself thinking the word 'cliche' a lot while watching movies.

@keykeybby24

8 жыл бұрын

+Карина Умбетова haha me too

Actually Mila's real story isn't that far from this story. She learned English from the TV. She looked very good as Jupiter in those gowns. Tatum had the "protector" role down. The "I love dogs" thing was cute. I liked it. Redmayme actually was a bad guy! The girl and her dog bit was cool. The cross slicing clone/manufactured being was interesting. The last flight scene with a "sky board" was neat. I liked it.

16:10 Exactly!!! Just like that kissing scene in Aquaman. Having a kissing scene, a very long passionate one..in the middle of a freaking WAR.

@chrissamuel4528

4 жыл бұрын

Let's not forget Will and Elizabeth got married in the middle of battle.😂

Holy moley. 10:22 Jupiter Jones reference, I thought nobody else in the Verse knew about the greatest boy detective ever. Well done!

The dude from CinemaSins has one of the most evil villain sounding laughs in all of youtube.

13:14 Best part! ♥

@chrissamuel4528

4 жыл бұрын

I told my siblings, even though he's sadistic, I'd still let him tap that. 😂 Douglas Booth can like, get it.

2:59 Here's me- "What? Dude, you are literally 5ft away. I can't here you. Someone get this man a mega phone." - I now apoligize to Marvel, Captain America, Black Panther, and really everything/everyone for paraphrasing Black Panther's line in regards to this movie.

One thing that pissed me off about this, if you were to stand on Jupiter your spine WILL break, the gravity is too strong there.

@DIMOHA25

9 жыл бұрын

Double - N Spine? Bitch please! You'll turn in a nice meaty carpet with enough time spent there.

@DoubleNN

9 жыл бұрын

DIMOHA25 Indeed. No I mean people who experienced 20Gs were never able to walk again, I'm pretty sure Jupiter is more than 20Gs.

@Rachael1918

9 жыл бұрын

Double - N the conceit of the film is that there is a massive industrial complex hidden behind the Great Red Spot of Jupiter. If they can do that, they'll have sorted gravity out!

@DoubleNN

9 жыл бұрын

Rachael1918 Yeah but you see them escape it's sphere of influence, so even if they do sort that out it's still bullshit.

@huh968

9 жыл бұрын

Double - N Uhm, how exactly would it be possible to stand on Jupiter in the first place? It's a gas planet...

I love how Eddie Redmayne actually said he didn't really like the movie!😆

@aj-mf1mb

7 жыл бұрын

I think Eddie could have played a great villain but he was handed a horrible script, If he was handed a good script he would have been quite good

@aj-mf1mb

7 жыл бұрын

Syl Gibson actually he did the character well, he did what he was told it's just the character was complete shit

@daisybtoes

4 жыл бұрын

Aha! When did say that? I'd like to read the comment. How in Hell's Bells did he get talked into doing this in the first place? I mean like at his stellar credits! He could have done a lot better with this if he'd had a halfway decent script.

@cathdodd5072

2 жыл бұрын

Is that why he whispered all the way through it? So no one would know he was in it?? I could hardly hear a Goddamn thing he was saying. He could have been reciting all of Les Mis for all I knew!

Haha your humour is brilliant, sharp and much appreciated. Thanks for loads of good entertainment :)

10:10 When I watched this, I literally told my mom that this guy sounds like Voldemort

16:20 Antagonist taunts main character by telling him or her that he or she doesn't have it in them to pull the trigger cliché

@MikkiRose129

5 жыл бұрын

Divergent rip-off 😂😂

"Men do not like smart women." Um, I find smart women to by highly attractive, thank you very much.

@SuperLordGaming

9 жыл бұрын

jayblade2000 Exactly, it's just a random dumb line for the character.

@oompie815

9 жыл бұрын

He is right tho.

@Rachael1918

9 жыл бұрын

jayblade2000 the film is not advocating that viewpoint by having one of the characters say it - Jupiter's mom shoots him down immediately afterwards.

@SV67943

9 жыл бұрын

Samrat Singh Rathore "Bros" don't like smart women. "Men" don't agree on much of anything, much less taste in women, and have been killing each other over it for thousands and thousands of years.

@Ryzen776

9 жыл бұрын

+jayblade2000 "Dumb men do not like smart women." A little rectification was in order.

Even with modern tech, the DMV still manages to be a horror show of no account inefficiency.

Where are these automated DMVs you speak of?

This movie was so over edited and so over done not to mention it got so boring after 20 minutes

@Auras718

9 жыл бұрын

Let's not forget the acting was awful

@Kurai_69420

9 жыл бұрын

***** And there was way too much visual noise.

@Kurai_69420

9 жыл бұрын

DovahSpy And they couldn't be assed to take another cut to get better delivery on the lines.

@holonboy

8 жыл бұрын

+z. (quit lol) I liked Ariyon Bakare as Greeghan though. It wasn't Benedict Cumberbatch tier, but compared to the rest of the film, his dragon-lizard-thingie voice was the only thing I enjoyed.

@sophienah4654

8 жыл бұрын

+z. (quit lol) not to mention it doesn't make any sense whatsoever. It's a classic case of trying too hard to be original and making a clusterfuck of what.

I didn't know this movie existed and I'm glad. Thank you cinema sins I've dodged another bullet. Lmao just realize in this movie the queen of earth is Jupiter Hahahahahahahahahahahaha clever 😑😑😑😑

@TowerSavant

9 жыл бұрын

New Gods Me too. Although even watching this Everything Wrong With is proving pretty painful.

@Mbrace818

9 жыл бұрын

Honestly, this channel makes me want to watch many of these movies just so I can watch the Cinemasins episodes of those movies. lol

@DudeThatsBirch

9 жыл бұрын

Miles Wright I just watch the cinema sins instead of the movies, it saves time and its more entertaining.

@DagobertX2

9 жыл бұрын

New Gods At least she didn't had to marry a guy named, Uranus :D

@alexandresobreiramartins9461

9 жыл бұрын

TowerSavant Yes, this movie is that bad. I laughed a lot but, even so, I can't really imagine how painful watching this whole movie was... but then I've watched Speed Racer, and I remember the anime from my childhood... could this have been worse?!?

Lmfao the writing on this channel is genius.. the “verse” joke was gold

"Everything Wrong with 'Jupiter Ascending'" would need to be a 127-minute-long project.

@sleepingbackbone7581

5 жыл бұрын

Or just few seconds short....answer is in the first word or that title - "Everything..."

you know it is a bad movie when it is the only movie in which Eddie Redmayne can't act

@cjwrench07

6 жыл бұрын

Roland Kramer he was lucky it didn't come out a month earlier, and cost him his oscar. This makes you realize Redmayne basically whisper-talks in almost every role he does.

@giuseppeianniello1998

9 ай бұрын

He’s a fantastic actor. Blame the Wachowskis for their terrible direction and screenwriting

Whose idea was it to cast Channing Tatum in this? All I see is a bloody male stripper. And Mila Kunis has the emotional range of a frozen steak.

@maddog788

8 жыл бұрын

+Gaius 10 i would rather watch the steak.

@Zamolxes77

8 жыл бұрын

+Malfurion Stormrage watch the steak cleaning toilets :)

@williamtimonen6814

8 жыл бұрын

Stop insulting the steak! It was once a part of a living breathing animal! Unlike Mila Kunis!

@viktorriquelme3735

8 жыл бұрын

+Gaius 10 like carrie anne-moss in the trilogy of matrix

@maddog788

8 жыл бұрын

Victor Riquelme Oh yes i hated her in every single one

I like the movie Ironically. There’s definitely a LOT of faults, but I also relax and just get a good laugh during the film. Also, I seriously love the ideas they HAD, though some were kinda jumble up. Would love to know more of the lore of this world(universe?)

@jakespacepiratee3740

2 жыл бұрын

Not really. The Dragon People were the best part of this movie though.

@phobiawitch835

2 жыл бұрын

@@jakespacepiratee3740 Not sure what you’re saying “Not Really” to since I had a few points, lol. But oh, the dragon guys were absolutely one of the best parts, lmao.

@jakespacepiratee3740

2 жыл бұрын

@@phobiawitch835 If anything, I felt sorry for them. If they truly were the sentient counterparts to the Dinosaurs, I would feel bad for them. If anything, they have a claim to Earth stronger than Jupiter, they were here first, yet they are depicted as nothing more than angry henchman. T_T

Finally!! No one else ever made the connected with the Three Investigators. Thank you Cinema Sins. That has always bothered me.

Mila Kunis had the exact same facial expression the whole fucking movie. No emotion whatsoever.

@josephquinn5189

8 жыл бұрын

+The Media She must've been trying to follow Kristen Stewart's example in all the Twilights

@themedia1271

8 жыл бұрын

Joseph Quinn that might be true

"This guys eye looks like a trip to the moon." lost it

The Laser Skates thing did throw it off. But what I gathered was it was like an Aladdin type story, and that was his Magic Carpet.

@li-limandragon9287

3 жыл бұрын

It’s just all anime inspired with some token references to other things done poorly.

The lizard-person reminded me more of the Warcaft franchise, because it sounded like it was speaking in Nazja; the language of the Naga.

Cinema Sins Makes it faster, easier, and free of charge to watch movies. Thank you Cinema Sins for making me hate movies, and enjoying that. :)

Do Pixels please!

@dobleflamingo

9 жыл бұрын

They can't until it's on DVD.

@stefastra11

9 жыл бұрын

DeDeDork 649 why?

@romanlopez7226

9 жыл бұрын

you must be stupid

@Arcadyi

9 жыл бұрын

Jadelan Bach there's only one sin in that movie, Adam fucking Sandler

@thewayfarer8849

9 жыл бұрын

Jadelan Bach One of the sins was holding Peter Dinklage fucking hostage :L

I chose to watch this instead of the movie... THANK YOU.

How do you not sin the Meg Griffin parallels of Jupiter being treated like shit but is played by Mika Kunis

Mila Kunis = overrated. Channing Tatum = overrated. Jupiter Ascending = shit.

@Shiirow

9 жыл бұрын

Joey Marlin IV now thats a sentiment I can get behind.

@Paris_Lavender

9 жыл бұрын

Are they really overrated? I don't see them getting Oscar nods or anything. And they seem to be in films that don't even strive for awards. Plus, I don't know anyone that would consider them acting juggernauts. I'm not knocking your opinion. I just think that maybe you meant bad and not overrated.

@cinder8926

9 жыл бұрын

Joey Marlin IV But she's hot so its okay. Right?

@alexiz0013

9 жыл бұрын

Joey Marlin IV i'd agree, but i think Channing, is slowly becoming better. He's turning into a better actor, but it's just that he's been in movies that aren't helping...lol he was good for his role in Foxcatcher, and i want him to keep getting roles in good movies that DO help. But yeah, i agree about Mila Kunis...And also, why do so many people think she's so hot? She looks pretty average to me...but how the fuck can i say that, since compared to me she looks like the most perfect, super sexy, angelically beautiful woman on earth...XD

@cinder8926

9 жыл бұрын

Alexiz001 You can't be that bad looking?

Movie accidentally captured footage of Eddie Redmayne being bored! 😂😂 poor redmayne! He is such an amazing actor. Why did he do this to himself

@bernlin2000

5 жыл бұрын

He probably heard that Sean Bean was going to do it and thought "well, it can't be TOO bad".

@mxtw7910

5 жыл бұрын

...ice cream

@21melpomene

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe he needed a quick paycheck.

@tripleb5197

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I think that this was his paid vacation. He got a paycheck, so he just said "sod it" and did what ever he wanted and had fun, instead of actually putting effort into it, hence going from not giving a crap to GOOOOOOOO!.

@apurugganan

5 жыл бұрын

@@bernlin2000 "well if Sean makes it without getting killed, it's not *that* bad"

lmoa. This is one the funniest videos I've ever seen on youtube!

Ooooo I’m looking forward to this one..!

looks like a bad episode of Dr. Who but with a slightly higher budget.

@halofornoobs93

9 жыл бұрын

EbonMaster Idk, that seems like standard Dr. Who quality.

@alanrobinson-orr8748

9 жыл бұрын

EbonMaster Yes, if you're talking about the classic series. No if you're talking about the revived series.

@JMRSN

9 жыл бұрын

But all episodes of dr who are bad, though.

@noahhuffstutler2686

9 жыл бұрын

+xXFoxman84Xx You did not just say that. I will get one of my friends to fix your brain with their deus ex macina device. (sonic wrench)

@ReddwarfIV

9 жыл бұрын

EbonMaster Reminds me of _Kill The Moon_. Such a crappy episode, that could have been saved by saying that, yes, the astronaut woman was right. Having an Earth-mass space dragon moving around in Lunar orbit would have thrown Earth off it's orbital path, and then Everybody's Dead, Dave.

I've heard this movie has gained a cult fallowing with femanists who say it's empowering because it make the chosen one a woman. Can someone please explain to me how that excuses the fact the female is blander then dirt, is kidnapped 3 times, rescued 3 times by the male lead, does next to nothing throughout the entire movie, and who's entire role in the movie amount's to being an object for people to steal. Oh and who choses to sacrifice the universe to save her family.

@Rachael1918

9 жыл бұрын

shadowspider9 LOL, I love how you build a total straw man argument. The women I know who like Jupiter Ascending like it for the following reasons: 1.) It is female-skewed wish fulfilment, so it has shirtless men, beautiful gowns and a 'lost princess' narrative; 2.) it features diverse female characters who aren't needlessly sexualised and have distinct personalities and motivations; 3.) it has a female lead who's ordinary and is brave and resilient without being physically strong or some kind of super genius. The number of times Jupiter gets kidnapped/rescued is utterly irrelevant, since the other characters' treatment of her has no bearing on Jupiter herself (she doesn't ask to be kidnapped) - what matters is how she responds to her treatment, and she is consistently shown to reject it and ultimately asserts herself on her own terms. Also, your final point is a complete lie - Jupiter actually does the opposite, choosing to sacrifice her family so Balem can't harvest the Earth. I hope that clears things up for you.

@forestelfranger

9 жыл бұрын

+Rachael1918 out side of staging the whole thing for money or some sort of fetish thing , how the heck does someone ask to be kidnapped?

@Rachael1918

9 жыл бұрын

Forest elfranger they don't - that's the point. The other commentator was implying that Jupiter was compromised as a character because of the number of times she was kidnapped. I was pointing out that that's irrelevant because Jupiter can hardly be blamed for the aggressive actions of individuals who are infinitely more powerful and clued-up than she is.

@forestelfranger

9 жыл бұрын

Rachael1918 ah, ok now i get you

@michaeldawson1194

9 жыл бұрын

shadowspider9 Um...which feminists? 5 women with a blog? Don't conflate every feminist with a few. Most of them will argue that Mila Kunis is a horrible portrayal of a female protagonist, as she fails the Bechdel test

When I saw “Everything Wrong With Jupiter Ascending in 19 minutes or less.” I thought, wow, they’re gonna need waaaaaaay more than 19 minutes

After the first 10 minutes, the only reason I finished the movie was so I could appreciate this KZread video more. Might be 19 minutes or less, but its worth 2 hours of time for sure!

doing the math, at 127 minutes and 225 sins, that is roughly 1.7 sins per minute.

"without a 27-B/6" thats an inside joke. 27B/6 WAS GEORGE ORWELLS ADDRESS IN LONDON when he wrote 1984 ! Its also the form that drives engineers crazy in BRAZIL ! "Do you have a 27-B/6?" I think it also features in Zero Theorem !

4:43 As any Nerdfighter can tell you, FTL stands for *"French The Llama"!* (DFTBA)

Me: okay. So this movie features Bella Swan and Newt Scamander? Okay. Alright.