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I love how he just progressively wears less and less clothes
@moeneet7069
3 жыл бұрын
I think he's actually wearing the most clothing in the pizza ball skit
@ShelleyDuncan
3 жыл бұрын
I appreciate this discourse, all of yall.
@TurdFerguson.
2 жыл бұрын
That’s actually what I like least about this
@Romeo-le2ez
2 жыл бұрын
@@moeneet7069 ani me girl
@ChereraTaguato
2 жыл бұрын
dude I was laughing harder each time a new outfit came out lol
I didn’t realize Pizza Ball was a side arc for the Ranch character. Very impressive lore.
@SHIFTKICK
3 жыл бұрын
The pizza ball is actually filled with ranch. Little did Ramadan Steve know the power it would have brought him.
@joachim291
3 жыл бұрын
Its his job dude, he needs cash for ranch and tickets to burningman
@mnew4582
3 жыл бұрын
The lore is indeed vast
@thatboymeak
3 жыл бұрын
he was hacking a hologram in the quad when he noticed a flyer for delivering pizza balls
@joek7480
3 жыл бұрын
lmao the pizza ball skit is literally my favorite skit out of all his seasons xDD
the implication that 'Narc' has been short for 'Narcoleptic' this whole time is amazing
The stare he gives when he says “you’re being so narcoleptic” kills me
@SkynetToaster
3 жыл бұрын
Same lmao
@MaddesG1
3 жыл бұрын
some guy drunk and high out his mind told me that when he asked me if I know where the plug at and was like wah?
@qwerty4134
3 жыл бұрын
@@MaddesG1 shoulda hooked him up
@RetroExhibitCollective
3 жыл бұрын
Then he says “very clean!!”
@dragothedago7856
3 жыл бұрын
"Im just reading"
“Leave the boys at home and the wife in the morgue, it’s dude night, buzz me!” Lmao
@stro8403
3 жыл бұрын
😭😭
Cant believe hes carrying an illegal substance out in public like that.
@poontang3zizo
3 жыл бұрын
Stop being a narc
@the_main_chow
3 жыл бұрын
Legalize Ranch!
@Godzilla--nq3fr
3 жыл бұрын
I'm sure he has a card for it, jeez! He already has a medical crystal meth card. 🙄
@lokivato
3 жыл бұрын
Pizza balls are not illegal in most states
@MolecularLionel
3 жыл бұрын
Dude your being so narcoleptic
"Y'all pay taxes or u guys straight off the grid?" -very-clean.
@RetroExhibitCollective
7 ай бұрын
That part always gets me 😂😂
“Do you where the Nintendo convention is. I’ve got burning man rehearsals at the Tosh.O amphitheatre starts in 3.11 minutes” - one of the weirdest sentences I’ve ever heard
@Cunninghamily
3 жыл бұрын
3:11
@TristanB93
3 жыл бұрын
@@Cunninghamily bang gaga gang gaga
@bigbaz3119
2 жыл бұрын
Whats the song though
@jebediah4780
2 жыл бұрын
It's too enlightened for you
@adderon7476
Жыл бұрын
I'm standing right here with a beer in my hand and my mouth is full of sand and I don't understand
“You're pretty mellow dude. You shop at whole foods?”
@THESLlCK
3 жыл бұрын
phenomenal line
@coryhalewilliams
2 жыл бұрын
@@THESLlCK amen
@THESLlCK
2 жыл бұрын
@@coryhalewilliams holy cow this was FIVE months ago??? Felt like last week!
@coryhalewilliams
2 жыл бұрын
@@THESLlCK I hear that!
@THESLlCK
2 жыл бұрын
@@coryhalewilliams so.... do you shop at whole foods??
"Pizza aside, lets talk scientology."
@johnk.7523
3 жыл бұрын
That quote caused a seizure when I heard it
@taoakoalienka4762
3 жыл бұрын
L Ron Hoyambembe?
@sh00damusic
3 жыл бұрын
@@taoakoalienka4762 TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE
@sittinonthegodamcornerdoindope
2 жыл бұрын
@kaVemuTa I made it 666 likes
@lilkingg82
2 жыл бұрын
"Don't he melado right now, man."
"I'm gonna chase some cherokee chicks on the trail of beers" dear god
“No brisrespect, you circumcised?” Is one of the best lines in modern television
@frederickshaibani5655
3 жыл бұрын
bro you're being a narc right now. you're being so narcoleptic
@evorhardderuiter7728
3 жыл бұрын
I'm partial to "Doth my nugs bequeath me? You're Bangkok Dangerous" but that one is pretty great as well.
@madlifescientist3995
3 жыл бұрын
steph nuggs... poor guy, he's innocent and cute
@vollsticks
3 жыл бұрын
@@evorhardderuiter7728 I'm a big fan of the whole: "No disrespect, you squirt? Not tryin' to drain your beef glands (?) etc etc. What're you reading, Mein Kampf?" But "Doth my nugs bequeath me? You're Bangkok Dangerous" is up there with the best
@jimreily7538
2 жыл бұрын
All of the above, plus: "I got burning man rehearsal at the Tosh.0 amphitheatre dude. Starts in 311 minutes."
You forgot Simple Simon!
@pepziboy.
3 жыл бұрын
como andamos chucho
@brandonumagat
3 жыл бұрын
what's up simple simon?
@OlympicSwimmerGhostRider
3 жыл бұрын
Or Pimple Pete
@victormuhia750
3 жыл бұрын
Sup simple psy?
@jayashiTGUY
3 жыл бұрын
Pimple pete as well. ;__;
“No disrespect, you squirt”?
@escapefromtibet2530
3 жыл бұрын
"What are you reading? Mein Kampf?"
@dragothedago7856
3 жыл бұрын
No Birsrespect
@occult1390
3 жыл бұрын
I'm not tryna drain your meat flaps
@demetridabum
3 жыл бұрын
bro i’m sent lmfaoo
@ernstthalmann4306
Жыл бұрын
@@escapefromtibet2530 yes, he's my main enemy
"Mind if I air-DJ in your personal space?"
@Stubhose
3 жыл бұрын
🥴
I fucking LOVE it when he goes up to people and acts like he recognizes them like "Hey I know you your chill charlie!"
@iexist2786
3 жыл бұрын
What’s up Chill Charlie?
@jimreily7538
2 жыл бұрын
You're being mad weird right now dude
@TurdFerguson.
2 жыл бұрын
Right.
@sittinonthegodamcornerdoindope
2 жыл бұрын
Doth me nuges bequeef me?
@vanessaross3175
2 жыл бұрын
Omg you're ranch dubois 🤣🤣
What are you reading Mein Kampf?
@frederickshaibani5655
3 жыл бұрын
you want some energy pizza?
@johnblazer5639
3 жыл бұрын
she looked jewish too🤣. fuckin eric man
@stevenberry8247
3 жыл бұрын
No disrespect, you circumcised?
@oligultonn
3 жыл бұрын
@@johnblazer5639 eric's mom is Jewish xD
@dragothedago7856
3 жыл бұрын
"Need a Ranch Hand"?
Ramadan Steve needs to calm down
@goozygunk8687
3 жыл бұрын
:)
@Adam2for1
3 жыл бұрын
he needs to hang with mellow mike
@comepoopatmyhouse
3 жыл бұрын
@@goozygunk8687 yoooooooo miss you bro! Whats up?
@goozygunk8687
3 жыл бұрын
💩
@comepoopatmyhouse
3 жыл бұрын
@@goozygunk8687 no u
0:40 Mello 1:09 Mellow Mike 3:05 Right Dude Here 3:26 McNuggs 4:08 Stephany Nuggs 5:17 Lady Godiva 5:42 Bangkok Dangerous 6:58 Ranch Dubois 7:37 Dad 8:47 Ramadan Steve
@CommanderAlpharocks
Жыл бұрын
Thank You
@fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044
Жыл бұрын
@@CommanderAlpharocks You're welcome. Enjoy.
@million80
Жыл бұрын
Don’t forget Jymin Honsu at 7:18
@Godzilla360
Жыл бұрын
VERY clean. Buzz me Melo!
@austinspencer3212
Жыл бұрын
@@Godzilla360 this comment killed me
During the legalise heroin you can hear Eric try to not break
@THESLlCK
3 жыл бұрын
timestamp??
@daveshindig149
3 жыл бұрын
3:20 :)
@THESLlCK
3 жыл бұрын
@@daveshindig149 grazie, konishiwa, dankeshen, merci
@angelaizzo641
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao it gets me everytime.
@mr.salamander1399
2 жыл бұрын
i think 3:09 he does too when his business partner comes up and they ask the chill bros if they're gonna sign them
I still love the fact that this character doesn't have an official name lol
@zacka6226
3 жыл бұрын
Everyone he talks to does though. Whattup, Ramadan Steve?
@GnarDawgeh
3 жыл бұрын
I'm a fan of Steph Nuggs fur sure.
@clown-kc8go
3 жыл бұрын
El Ranchero
@rondonumba9370
3 жыл бұрын
Randy Ranch
@holeefuk6719
3 жыл бұрын
@@GnarDawgeh mcnuggs is better
“You are kinda like a hover boarder” Proceeds to wave wii remote in air.
Eric is brave as hell for pulling a stunt like that in a dojo
@holyn8
3 жыл бұрын
The "Teacher" is super cringy
@HotStrange
2 жыл бұрын
I mean karate and martial arts in general are all about self defense. If they went straight for the attack, they’d be very shitty instructors.
@lucystarlight8887
2 жыл бұрын
@@HotStrange I mean the instructor did start chasing him around with a staff, although that was only after he brought up Scientology so I can't blame him
@TheCaptainFatBelly
2 жыл бұрын
@@lucystarlight8887 yeah I'm sure him bringing up scientology is the only reason why the instructor chaced Eric out with a staff
@lucystarlight8887
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheCaptainFatBelly That was meant to be a joke, sorry if it wasn't clear
Eric's enthusiasm for sea creatures is truly inspiring
@xlz24
2 ай бұрын
I am the octopus
“Doth my nuggs bequeath me?” One of the best lines ever
@ahmadmalaki8364
Жыл бұрын
So much layers of layers of insanity i love it
@krystofcisar469
Жыл бұрын
I thought its beQUEEF me :D
@williambinns3343
7 ай бұрын
True statement.
9 and a half minutes of *ranch*
@rexlupusetxe8367
3 жыл бұрын
Not enough time.
@sideone8914
3 жыл бұрын
*electric guitar riff sound effect*
“No brisrespect, you circumcised?” Is one of the all time great puns
Doth my nugs bequeath me? You're Bangkok Dangerous!
@AugustMichelsen1994
3 жыл бұрын
Wassup Bangkok Dangerous
@Wonderlikechild
3 жыл бұрын
so sayeth the Eric of Ranch
@ProdReign_
3 жыл бұрын
For some reason it kills me every time it says in a deep voice “Sup ________”
@THESLlCK
3 жыл бұрын
@@ProdReign_ same
The "time to deliver a pizza ball" song gets stuck in my head once a week
@jasminecontreras7341
2 жыл бұрын
It’s starting to get stuck in my head I’m scared 😂
@RetroExhibitCollective
7 ай бұрын
Same it never stops hahah
Lol the fact that he’s just holding a skate deck by itself makes it so much funnier
@Yassinius
3 жыл бұрын
It's a hoverboard, can't you see?
Favorite philosopher quotes: “Doth my nugs bequeath me?” “Mind if I air DJ in your personal space?” “Time to deliver a pizza ball!” “Full disclosure: I shot the Pope in the 80s”
@ManateeMentality
3 жыл бұрын
I think he’s saying “be-queef” instead of “bequeath”.
@ugly9498
3 жыл бұрын
Leave the boys out at home and the wife in the morg, its dudes night
@colesmith7754
3 жыл бұрын
You're kinda like a hoverboarder
@purewater3292
3 жыл бұрын
He bit my nuuuuuuuts
@edwardbaker3897
3 жыл бұрын
@@ManateeMentality ‘be-queef’ isn’t a word, dummy.
Man's a genius. He monetized schizophrenia
“You’re being so narcoleptic”😂
@therealone086
3 жыл бұрын
"Very clean."
@HotStrange
2 жыл бұрын
That line, the stare, “very clean”, then the dance after is my favorite Eric Andre moment.
I say "sup mello?" to strangers all the time and no one seems to mind.
I'm sorry dude i wasn't even talking to you this whole time i got virtual reality on the back of my sunglasses.
The problem is that everyone assumes that Andre is just some nutcase homeless guy.
@Mokuh
3 жыл бұрын
He isnt?
@rubandzxo
3 жыл бұрын
i mean thats not inaccurate
@stevenmenzdorf5972
3 жыл бұрын
That's not the problem, that's why it works lol
@julianbell9161
3 жыл бұрын
That’s literally the joke. These videos would be so unfunny if everyone went “hey aren’t you Eric Andre?”
@annefranklymydearidontgive8197
3 жыл бұрын
He's actually an undercover homeless guy.
His outfits are the equivalent of going to a Halloween store and hitting the random button
I watch this every 6 months to know I’m alive. It’s my Inception totem
@Chungskingi
2 жыл бұрын
yo your qualqe brennan, buzz me bro!
@nicholasmatkovic5602
Жыл бұрын
😂
@lickitysplit3575
Жыл бұрын
Honestly same
@XenomorphLV426
Жыл бұрын
Nice mello
@mrnieblas1
Ай бұрын
I watch at least once a month . Inception totem indeed
“What is going on with you right now?” Is the funniest line to say to a stranger
What do you think takes more brain activity? Thinking of the costumes or the lines he says?
@Budguy68
3 жыл бұрын
Neither, if you think too hard of what to say or what to wear it wouldnt work out. You gotta let those chessy lines flow out. Its all done on the fly.
@juliezz1
3 жыл бұрын
line he says
@Lunk42
3 жыл бұрын
The lines for sure.
@ashb7
3 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume brains are involved during any phase of of this lunacy.
@thatboymeak
3 жыл бұрын
@@Budguy68 lol literally none of it is done on the fly, this isnt how Eric actually is in real life and im only repeating what Eric himself has stated. they spend an incredibly long time writing well over 100 skits for each episode, majority are garbage but thats also the point, theyre supposed to be slightly bad that theyre funny. with 100 skits come hundreds of lines of dialog each, but they just sit at a table and spit ball it. Eric doesnt actually write the show, hes got an entire team of writers helping him that do most the work behind the scenes. some skits weve seen were actually brought up in prior seasons apparently but they couldnt get them to work then, so some have taken years to perfect. all for a couple minutes.... literally comedic heroes at that point.
“My Boyz tryna pop a drain in your beef gland” 🤘🏽
@Grymgar
Ай бұрын
best wingman of all time
The more you hate him the more he would annoy you
Eric andre is really just one of those gta 5 strangers people in the world lol
I was in Guitar Center once with my buddy and I started playing Pizza ball on the bass really loud for as long as I could get away with it. We just headbanged while I played it for like 4 mins until someone was like "Hey man turn that down a bit please" and the dude had a name tag, Mike. So my boy was like sup mellow mike!? We fucking talk about that day all the time.
@Marcusml333
2 жыл бұрын
An encounter to remember.
@Dracula_sb
2 жыл бұрын
That's absolutely hilarious, thank you for the story, buzz me mellow 🤣🤣🤣
@THESLlCK
Жыл бұрын
I have a one up story to that
@thestormyblizzard1357
Жыл бұрын
@@THESLlCK Share it
@THESLlCK
Жыл бұрын
@@thestormyblizzard1357 I honestly didn’t want anybody to ask because it’s a long one but here goes. A guy started playing the pizza ball song and was told to stop, and the guy listened, but I started doing it on the piano, and then the manager came out and told me to stop, so then the guy took a bass right off the wall, and started playing again, this time much louder. I went to the mic tester setup and started screaming TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL we were both told to leave, and he didn’t, so I think he got arrested. Poor guy.
Pluggin my new Noob Saibot commercial" lol gets me every time.
You know you hit the ranch too hard when you start delivering pizza balls to the wrong place.
"what are you reading? Mein Kampf?" 😂
Love watching the shirt just start leaving
@gomichow
3 жыл бұрын
It was going through a transformation
@ivanbautista1084
3 жыл бұрын
I think he just exponentially grows out of it.
@Wonderlikechild
3 жыл бұрын
It goes from crop top, to nippleless crop top, to cut off above the nips.... I'm assuming when we see ranch dude in Season 5 he's gonna be wearing pasties that only go AROUND the nipples. EDIT: hopefully he keeps the One Wheel scooter thing and rave gear...
@MrPink-cn5rr
3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@evie5375
3 жыл бұрын
and the pants lol
"have you ever fingerblasted the octamom in the octagon?"
"You guys having gay lunch" Ranch connoisseur.
“Just blessing people like I was LRH at the Scientology center.”
The fact that this gag "character" continued to be used multiple times every season tells me that Eric really enjoyed coming up with all the weird, complex lines and just wanted to keep doing it. If we get a Season 6 then I guarantee it's solely because he wants to make more of these.
Being on the DVD Extras in a Tyler Perry movie is a hell of a flex.
Oh shit it's my dad "WHATS UP DAD" lmao comedy gold
I've only now noticed he's holding a Wiimote in a bunch of the skis. I don't know why but it's incredible.
3:27 eric stumbles upon a chicken restaurant/meth lab owner
The video editting in these always blows my mind, everything happens so fast.
It never gets old, ranch dude is by far my favorite character.
@dawildpep
Жыл бұрын
Well you better go to the legalize heroin convention this year
“No disrespect , do you squirt” is CRAZY 😂 Bro said “what’s your Skype handle chomo” 😂
"you wanna butt chug some jenkum" Man, now that I know what Jenkum is, that is so disgusting
@IllicitMediaproductions
3 жыл бұрын
I mean you can huff jenkum but you get waaaayyyy more fucked up if you butt chug it. It's not that gross dude.
@James-gn2tf
3 жыл бұрын
Reverse toilet break
@anderseckstrand7033
2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣🙃😅
"Hey brotendo, do you mind if I bathe your wife?" "I guess not" what a sophisticated conversation.
imagine somebody retelling what happened to them. “-this super weird guy came up to me today -what did he say? -umm..”
Cool runnings table read lmao 7:40
“You’re Ramadan Steve” 😂
@homosexualpanic
3 жыл бұрын
"What's up, Ramadan Steve"
@420CaptainSlow
Жыл бұрын
Is this a dildojo too?
@yxngtxmmyclippin6959
11 ай бұрын
Time to deliver a pizza ball!
That one guy at the dojo was having the time of his life 😂💕
@RM-xl1ed
2 жыл бұрын
That last "You got ranch?" Absolutely kills me
@poland1230
Жыл бұрын
*Dildojo.
honestly, having to remove a potentially insane person from your place is a good way of showing the proper use for karate, that was a big brain move on the side of the dojo
@produccionesabuela8533
3 жыл бұрын
True but in the end instead of using karate he just got a long wooden stick xDD
@dziewiaty
2 жыл бұрын
Late comment, but of course they used stick instead od fighting him to avoid karate kis rules
"It's time to deliver a pizza ball"~!
@brandonumagat
3 жыл бұрын
Who ordered the pizza ball?
@tylers2889
3 жыл бұрын
This thing’s straight farm to nug
@ghett0bla5t
3 жыл бұрын
@@tylers2889 I don't know. Looks pre-frozen to me.
@yoshis9254
3 жыл бұрын
Pizza and slice let's talk about scientology
@THESLlCK
3 жыл бұрын
@@tylers2889 no clue what any of that means
I love that linkin park wrote all the music for this sketch
@Nikobun
2 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭
@MYNAMACHEF
2 жыл бұрын
Are you serious?
@coryhalewilliams
2 жыл бұрын
@@MYNAMACHEF unfortunately no :( I was being facetious
“Doth my nugs bequeef me” is pure poetry
Idk but the staring for 3 seconds and the “very clean!” Kills me everytime
I'd say F**k yeah to half the questions he's asking. You know you're about to get down in the quad!
I did a snoot full of ranch back in '86 w/ Clapton, begged him to reunite Cream. He stole my tweed jacket instead. True story.
@lickitysplit3575
Жыл бұрын
Best comment here and it needs 311 likes or I’m gonna go full Golden Gate Bridge on my nuggs
lady chillin : Eric : no disrespect, do you squirt?
i semi unironically love this character and aspire to be like him
I wish I had a friend like, Right Dude Here.
@Melnokina.-.
10 ай бұрын
Same
Hahah “what are you reading? Mein kemfe” 😂😂😂🖤
@darrylwilliams4457
Жыл бұрын
Lol like how tf do you just casually ask that
"The Mountain Dew awards" 🤣 "Cherokee Chicks on the trail of beers" TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL!
Let’s be honest the “trail of beers” joke is so low key but makes me die
"Doth my nuggs bequeath me? You're Bangkok Dangerous!"
That 'time to deliver a pizza ball' is straight prog. John Petrucci wishes he could write a riff so proggy.
@RetroExhibitCollective
Жыл бұрын
Lmao!
"Do you mind if I air DJ in your personal space?" Oh god that got me 🤣😁
"You gotta help me set up this urinal, mello, my hands are tied"
7:21 the high pitch “ranch ranch ranch” made my day
2:37 most underrated joke lmao
@la213blanco
8 ай бұрын
Best transition ever
After watching this over and over for years now I might get the idea why i love it so much. It's like the pure stupidity of dudes in their early 20s with made up flashy words just full on confusing businessmen for fun. 3:08 I mean, i had to laugh hard when i heard Eric laughing himself when his partner Right-Dude-Here demanded to be signed 6:33 "You mind if I air-dj in your personal space?" omfg this is way too good.
@neonfroot
Жыл бұрын
More like thirties and forties. From personal experience, men are peak immature in theor thirties ad forties. They just hide behind their age bcuz "career/marriage".
“Oh shit, hold on dude, I’m hackin’ a hologram” ... “....Are you in blackface?”
@ernstthalmann4306
Жыл бұрын
Justin Trudeau
Like...how do you come up with "haven't seen you since the Cool Runnings table read"??? LMAO kills me every time.
1:46 “Very Clean.” 😂😂
"I don't want" - Sponsored Asian
"Leave the boys at home and the wife at the morgue. It's dudes night!" Best line
This is what happens when hallucinogens break your brain, but instead of failing, you use your new psychosis to succeed.
The amount of quotes this guy has is asinine. Amazing.
"Dude, it's Karate Kid law"!
0:19 I love the way this character talks
Pizza aside, let's talk scientology
Legend has it, Ramadan Steve never accepts a challenge.
If there was no guitar it wouldn't be as funny.
@homosexualpanic
3 жыл бұрын
Lol I have to listen to this on headphones because that guitar sound really pisses off the missus.
Ramadan Steve should learn from Mellow Mike
" The octopus I was working it twerking it squirting it"😂
The way he just looks at him for a few seconds at 1:44 is fucking hilarious lmao
@MYNAMACHEF
2 жыл бұрын
Very clean!
@BOCIMPORTS
2 жыл бұрын
He was being such a narc