This was great! Too real at times.

@Clyret0

2 жыл бұрын

altı

@Venorpion

2 жыл бұрын

Woaaaaaah no way!! You guys rock!

@josephr.imholte4666

2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit you getting recognized, and quickly too.

@TechN9cian01

2 жыл бұрын

Classzgesagt

@TuckerOsman

2 жыл бұрын

„We are gonna do a thought experiment where we nuke the Middle East“. Had me in tears.

@TheGamerGameplay1

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jeremybasset9041

5 ай бұрын

Part I laughed the most at

@potat2976

5 ай бұрын

As a person in the middle east, we're making it a reality

@joody289

5 ай бұрын

@@potat2976Israel is doing rn :(

@bepybipebomb6938

5 ай бұрын

why do ppl target the middle east so much anyway wtf , africa too

"Space is really big. If you tried to think about it, you'd fail." 😭

@SaintGermain321

3 ай бұрын

Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space.

@CBoxStudios

3 ай бұрын

And then the real question, "how do we colonize it?"

@arthurfleck629

3 ай бұрын

@@SaintGermain321Space may be incomprehensibly small in comparison to what’s outside of it, if there’s something outside of it, if it isn’t infinite, which it seems to be, and very well may be.

@DmitryArciszewski1

Ай бұрын

And the most of it is full of shit, should I remind you?

@Loctorak

9 күн бұрын

​@@CBoxStudios I loved that flip 😂

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." -Douglas Adams

@brownie3454

4 ай бұрын

best line ever

@Zeng-rv9mv

4 ай бұрын

42

@thatpeskyray3318

4 ай бұрын

@@Zeng-rv9mvbut whats the question

@user-be5tl6xj1i

4 ай бұрын

@@thatpeskyray3318 We have The Answer, so The Question can't exist in our universe

@sei_Hacke

3 ай бұрын

Good book

The only things missing in this parody are "Short answer, you'd die. Long answer, it depends", and black holes

@moandco2438

Жыл бұрын

yeahyeahyeahyeah

@planetar4525

6 ай бұрын

absolutely

@Koelkastt

6 ай бұрын

Dont forget the constant complaining about how hard it is to make these video’s

@RowanWisteria777

6 ай бұрын

Truth

@wolfelkan8183

6 ай бұрын

I read that in Steve Taylor's voice.

I like how it almost seems like there's an overall topic but it's actually just chaos.

@MSpotatoes

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, I thought for a second he was going to try to explain something, but no, it went into another tangent.

@WeeweeSensi

6 ай бұрын

thats literally life

@drflydre

6 ай бұрын

@@WeeweeSensideep

@christiangranado8774

6 ай бұрын

o the whole time i thought it was a satire on capitalist realism.....

@greygoogone5174

5 ай бұрын

You just described God.

That one piano note ringing out through out the whole video really got to me.

@hashslingingslasher4214

6 ай бұрын

i almost stopped watching

@birddaddydetta

6 ай бұрын

I liked it, they built a tune around it

@ThePoushal

4 ай бұрын

​@@birddaddydettapedal point?

@natmintlav

4 ай бұрын

​@@birddaddydettaIf you liked it, You should look up "Nothing is Safe" by Clipping. That song gave me chills the first time I heard it.

@harrietparkinson717

3 ай бұрын

The backing tune (including that piano note) is a sample from the song Nothing Is Safe by clipping - great song if you're interested!!

"You know, he actually makes some really compelling points" *proceeds to drink bleach*

@bayramcigel8121

4 ай бұрын

I was looking for this comment 😂😂

@ggleouf22

3 ай бұрын

I THOUGHT IT WAS MILK

@Fedcomp32

2 ай бұрын

​@@ggleouf22same here :/

@Boa_Inc.

2 ай бұрын

I randomly guessed that it was bleach, and had no Idea that it was real until I saw this.

@ExtraVictory

2 ай бұрын

I don't understand why nihilism or even just the acceptance that ultimately, human life doesn't matter has to make people sad lol Like I'm a very happy person, not the kind who is secretly the most depressed, I am just genuinely very grateful with my life and family situation and health, well being, free time etc. And I totally accept that we don't matter at all, just specks of dust on a random rock in the infinite void expanding outwards at faster than the speed of light in all directions lmao

"we trust the general public to do their own research, and not just regurgitate what we say at parties to sound smart." that one was personal 😧

@iamasquidinspace

5 ай бұрын

As someone who experiences that on a regular basis with friends: yes, after three years of this, it has become _very_ personal.

@emperortgp2424

5 ай бұрын

You're not exactly gonna have an academic conversation at a party anyway, no harm in repeating back something interesting in a simplified manner you heard from somewhere else

@CloudyClouds-

5 ай бұрын

I mean, I tend to do a little more research, followed by telling someone about what I learned and promptly forgetting it.

@Zenogleasiaphoria

5 ай бұрын

Yeah this hit a little close to home, I don’t really do any extra research.

@rtb42

4 ай бұрын

​@@iamasquidinspaceJokes on you, I actually managed to pull this off, but tbf, I had the luck of talking about the topics I'm confident in, History and Ethics.

"The universe is 14 billion years old, and most of it is full of shit" Couldn't agree more.

@ansamkidri7499

Жыл бұрын

The universe is 14 billion years old, and most of it is filled with shit.

@Noobprokermit

9 ай бұрын

Bro has beef with stars 😭

@antillity

7 ай бұрын

@@Noobprokermityes

@hunnyjar8937

6 ай бұрын

Considering most of the mass energy content of the universe is dark matter and dark energy, yeah it really is full of shit

@KazmirRunik

6 ай бұрын

the universe is constipated

I forgot I wasn't watching a Kurzgesagt video.

The authoritative British voice absolutely killed it!

@PiousMoltar

4 ай бұрын

Annoyingly he said "authorative" despite the text saying "authoritative"

@GLayne

3 ай бұрын

Problem is the narrator is German.

@besteyldz6601

2 ай бұрын

​@@GLayne of course he's German British can never be as authoritative

@-JT-543

Ай бұрын

@@GLayneno he’s not, he’s British. The org is german tho. Took literally a 2 second search.

@-JT-543

Ай бұрын

@@besteyldz6601He’s british so…. just no

every Kurzgesagt viewer ever.... "That was fascinating! I love these videos that explain things in common language so I can understand them!"

@gamera5160

7 ай бұрын

Hey! I remember what a quasar is! … …Probably…

@UltimatePlasticSurgeon

7 ай бұрын

Or "omg this video is so deep I'm crying"

@biggrayalien4791

6 ай бұрын

Don't forget the part where the fans also defend and state how positive or what a realist Kurz is being by "telling it to us straight" or "just showing us the reality of the situation."

@kotzka4626

6 ай бұрын

@@biggrayalien4791 Well, they're not meant to be a fully accurate and exhaustive source of information. They simplify things to get more people interested in them, and because it's fun to watch. Nothing wrong with that.

@wfisher4034

6 ай бұрын

It’s a radioactive jet sent out from black holes, travel in huge beams across the universe and are incredibly bright, what’s called a blazar is even cooler you should look it up

"no matter how young you are,f-ck you and your happiness" perfect ending

@GeorgeDCowley

6 ай бұрын

I think it's more "You will die soon, no matter how young you are. Fuck you and your happiness."

"this video taught me more in 10 minutes than school did in 10 years" ☠️💀☠️💀

@scanone_

Ай бұрын

Every Kurzgesagt comment ever:

@sashhhaa4874

21 күн бұрын

it’s 4 minutes long

@Rakinx7

21 күн бұрын

calm down, people, that's a bot

they have this very specific tone in every video, that's matter-of-fact but also semi-excited & lighthearted, while talking about the most depressing shit. you nailed that tone.

Definitely not depressing enough. But holy shit that animation and music is on point.

@deusexlacuna

2 жыл бұрын

Oddly kurzgesagt is not good at comforting but it oddly is for me

@AbdulgafoorPerumbally-mt6pz

9 ай бұрын

Was 2:48 intentional?

@wcvp

9 ай бұрын

@@AbdulgafoorPerumbally-mt6pz What at 2:48?

@_Radiator_

8 ай бұрын

​@@wcvpit looks like a thingy

@andee2126

8 ай бұрын

@@_Radiator_balls

The dyson sphere part at 0:57 got me

@damlatorun6756

6 ай бұрын

A vaccum inside of a vaccum Wonder how that would work out

@seraphiusNoctis

6 ай бұрын

@@damlatorun6756Vaccum decay?

@FrogInShorts

6 ай бұрын

​@@damlatorun6756it's weird to think that running a vacuum in a vacuum would result in no suctions as the motor wouldn't have any atmosphere to suck in. Double negative maybe?

@screaminboy

6 ай бұрын

Lol i was literally waiting on it

@comm_gt

6 ай бұрын

yes that kind of technology is officially named a "Dyson Sphere" however we are hundreds, if not thousands of years from developing that sort of technology, as to fully encapsulate the sun would require more material than is on earth @@Amethyst-cz4xf

“You are an irrelevant human being in the great cosmos. And you should be fucking grateful to even experience it.” This line, my god.

2:56 Adding a butt to the bird is more innovation that kurgzesast can do in a decade

This is absolutely god-tier levels of shitposting/parody lmao. Amazing work!

@Hixdey

4 ай бұрын

bro you have 1.9K likes and no replies?

@e5858

4 ай бұрын

@@Hixdeysimple comment, nobody has anything to say

@Hixdey

4 ай бұрын

@@e5858 Now it has 3 replies!!!

@balrajpadda7558

Ай бұрын

​@@Hixdeyall of them are unrelated to the comment

"And you should be fucking grateful to even experience it." I lost it here. Btw, why hasn't this video blew up yet?

@carlitoon9451

Жыл бұрын

i lost it here aswell idk why it hasn't blown up yet

@andruloni

Жыл бұрын

"What happens if we nuke this video?" - Kurzgesagt

@zxl7204

Жыл бұрын

dw, kurzgezagt will blow it up eventually

@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447

6 ай бұрын

i mean, but it's true..

@uplink-on-yt

6 ай бұрын

There's always a small chance this video will turn into platinum.

I entirely lost focus on the video as soon as the music started. I was like "why is Nothing is Safe playing in my Kurzgesagt video??" That's so sick, great crossover episode!

@caxe7

14 күн бұрын

Same!!!

2:16 Bro. You did NOT have to call me out like that 😢

You forgot the part where he says "zero" repeatedly. But even so, it's still a perfect parody

@adamcastelli9262

6 ай бұрын

"Zey-rho"

@BrDe135

6 ай бұрын

@@adamcastelli9262 why did I tap the translate button under your comment… it’s bedtime lmao💀

@sebastiancalderonpacheco8218

6 ай бұрын

​@@BrDe135? The text remains the same even if i press the transplante button

@fireskorpion396

4 ай бұрын

​@@sebastiancalderonpacheco8218that's what they meant They were so tired they didn't realise it wasn't a different language, just a weird way of spelling zero

@sebastiancalderonpacheco8218

4 ай бұрын

@@fireskorpion396 ok, thanks then

2:04 "Or maybe the planet will randomly turn into platinum." had me dying 💀 1k likes! Ambatukam!

@Gregory_12

6 ай бұрын

1:24 Tardis

@BierBart12

6 ай бұрын

Quantum fuckery

@rubles88alvarez83

6 ай бұрын

@@Gregory_12nice

@arttukettunen5757

6 ай бұрын

STAR PLATINUM: THE WORLD

@ashkael2508

6 ай бұрын

When Hand of midas 2.0 drops... on the ground

Sponsored by Bill Gates

It's so weird how this video's script feels almost AI generated, the way it perfectly bounces from topic to topic like a kid with ADHD going on tangent after tangent. It's only the expert sarcasm that keeps you hooked along with it. xD

@GT-tj1qg

2 ай бұрын

Yeah he's parodising how Kurzgesagt changes the topic every 5 seconds to avoid having to convey a single complete idea.

@TheAdvertisement

2 ай бұрын

@@GT-tj1qg No, it actually isn't.

@skyesfallenxx

Ай бұрын

It's like a Vsauce video 😂

@TheMamaluigi300

Ай бұрын

Yeah they perfectly encapsulated the feeling of watching that Vacuum Decay video I still have no clue wtf they meant when they were going on about “potential energy and ground states”

"You should be fucking grateful to even experience it" *_Instantly becomes happy and cures depression_*

@jesss101

4 ай бұрын

sometimes the reminder does help though, like damn existence is weird and maybe i should be grateful

The amount of work that it takes just to make a parody of a Kurzgesagt video goes to show how much effort they put into their content.

@HotMonkeyDik

6 ай бұрын

Come on you those videos are not hard to make its a super simple cartoon art using basic shapes lmao, the music is basic, and so is the info. Also they work for tech billionares.

@Lejeus

6 ай бұрын

Which, in and of itself, is very sad. So much wasted talent spent on.. what exactly? Did this enhance or improve our lives or knowledge at all?

@drillix9049

6 ай бұрын

@@Lejeus I don’t see how this video is “wasted talent”. It’s a video for comedic purposes. If the person enjoys making it and people find it entertaining then who cares?

@Lejeus

6 ай бұрын

​ @drillix9049 Satire is usually reserved for poking fun at the "elite" or "upper classes", it's usually not used for making fun of good people doing good things. Instead of "punching down", they could have used their platform to improve the world. That's just how I look at it, I am sure there's lots of people out there that appreciate a good beat down of the folks trying to improve the world we live in. :D

@drillix9049

6 ай бұрын

@@Lejeus poking fun at something doesn’t have to be limited to things you don’t like. By your logic should friends not be able to poke fun at each other? Should roast sessions of celebrities not be thing? You’re treating it like it’s a big deal when it’s not hurting anybody.

There is an alternate universe where Kurzgesagt makes this video and then re-uploads it for a living.

I really like the mention of the dyson sphere, although, in one of Kurzgesagt's videos, he shows that dyson swarms are way more effective.

@kiiturii

13 күн бұрын

it's more that spheres might not even be possible because they'd collapse

@Boa_Inc.

13 күн бұрын

@@kiiturii I forgot to mention that.

"We trust the general public to do their own informed research and not just regurgitate what we say at a party to sound smart." Gold

@mvmlego1212

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, this is my primary objection to the channel. The subjects that Kurzgesagt covers often aren't merely matters of science, let alone well-settled,* but very little of the nuance or rational uncertainty* comes through. It's very easy to come away from their videos with the impression that everything is science, and science always has the answer. *No, I'm not talking about anthropogenic global warming.

mixing the theme with nothing is safe is genius

@adiabadic

6 ай бұрын

That literally threw me off so much. I was like “where tf is this from?”

@kirangregerson7228

6 ай бұрын

Dammit we’ve been CLIPPED.

Almost didn't notice the remake of 'Nothing Is Safe' it sounds so badass and fits really well under this tone, nice work!!

0:45 as a middle eastern , I feel offended , we have a lot more than just oil .

@Alfred-Neuman

3 ай бұрын

Like what? Sandals?

@Salma-ky4bg

3 ай бұрын

@Alfred-Neuman that what I remember now., there is a lot ,.but your stupidity stops you from learning. we invented writing, zero , the numbers you use now ,for us , came Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, we created astrology,Sociology hundreds of medical tools , we have a strategic place in the middle of the world , as a result, we hold the world trading, most important of them all , we have millions of minds that needs to get an opportunity, but because your colonizing , copes you made in our countries , they don't have the opportunity, but one day they will , western didn't even concrete the world for more than 300 years , but still they have the ego to think - when the are not even that strong now- they think theu will never fall , or that there wasn't a " civilization " besides them .

@The_Shimp

3 ай бұрын

Chill man it’s a joje

@Meonth

2 ай бұрын

​@@The_Shimp And you didn't understand that he was being sarcastic :D

@The_Shimp

2 ай бұрын

@@Meonth maybe, but I feel like he would’ve elaborated with some sort of joke if he was.

2:08 "at least thats what we hope for" LMAOOO

@ddubzz_

2 ай бұрын

Got me most too 😂

The incredible quality of this parody just makes me forget that we're all going to die.

I love that at 1:27, you slipped a hidden TARDIS into the shot, the way Kurzgesagt did in their oldest videos 😄

@kiiturii

13 күн бұрын

how tf do you notice that lol

You have done a magnificent job encapsulating the tone and feel of Kurzgesagt. Thank you for this.

Civil and political rights, List of ethnic slurs, Colander, Murder of Jessica Lunsford, Harry Potter, Rule 34. Such a wide range of research!

@Extys

2 жыл бұрын

Don't google "Murder of Jessica Lunsford" that's depressing as fuck

@ogifull632

2 жыл бұрын

@@Extys Too late...

@vehicleboi5598

2 жыл бұрын

@@Extys i will not be traumatized by the unfortunate end of jesyca lungsford

@mynameisname6162

4 ай бұрын

Dam you tim, you know I can't control my curiosity. (Murding of Jessica Lunsford was terrible don't look it up)

@puzzlingcentaur

4 ай бұрын

​@@Extys I have a niece which will turn eight in a few months. I really, really wish I haven't read that. Need to hug the shit out of her at the first opportunity. :(

"even though we are vastly oversimplifying and leaving key parts out of the topic" I stand up to applaud you my brother. You have done well.

@Humanresouces

6 ай бұрын

Kurzgesagt did say that in one of their videos. The one caller "is kurzgesagt accurate?"

@xyy1680

6 ай бұрын

Name of the channel is literally „kurzgesagt“ which is is a german term for short summaries. There is no way to sum complex topics up without oversimplifying. Its the whole gist of the channel

@scanngin1559

6 ай бұрын

Literally the whole point "in a nutshell"

@storm14k

6 ай бұрын

​@@xyy1680you've got to realize that some folks are out here just mad at science itself because brain strain and freedumb.

@squidikka

6 ай бұрын

@@storm14k Seems you suffer greatly from that brain strain if you think that's what these comments suggest.

So well made and really captures the essence of most of their content!

2:25 is so real

I was drinking soda when you said 'Nuke the Middle East'. Now my computer is broken.

@brownie3454

4 ай бұрын

calm down Arabros, it was just a thought experiment!

Part 1: introduction Part 2: intro Part 3: explaining stuff Part 4: existential crisis Part 5: comforting edit: holy fuck 2.7 thousand likes O_O

@kuvaljaidka2938

6 ай бұрын

Part 6: Product placement

@Real_Jammer

6 ай бұрын

@@kuvaljaidka2938 Part 6 Alt: Brilliant Sponsorship

@_x3333

6 ай бұрын

part 7: being funded by evil billionares

@Jesus_Christ_loves_you_alot

6 ай бұрын

Hi there , The purpose of your existence is to be joyful, peaceful, and fulfilled bringing glory to God your creator! Jesus Christ says: "Come to Me, all you who labor and are heavily burdened, and I will give you rest." -Matthew 11:28 For more info, open the Bible to John 1!

@shortposeidon

6 ай бұрын

​@@Jesus_Christ_loves_you_alotCommon Christian bot L

The dedication is so impressive this is amazing

Dude, solid animating going on here. Would love to see more.

“Space is really big, so big you can’t even think about it. But how do we colonize it?”😂

2:57 This bird is oddly caked up

CLIPPING!!! a man of culture. nothing is save

The music transition from the intro to Nothing is Safe was hilarious, great video

The animation and voice makes it true, no need to question it.

The "you should be fucking greatful" caught me off guard💀

“You are an irrelevant human being in the great cosmos, and you should be fucking grateful to even experience it” is honestly kind of a hard quote

Yooooo that clipping. track in the background (Nothing is Safe) is one of the best! Respect 👊🏻

Thank you for killing me with this, I died happy.

This is so accurate even kurzgesagt agree

Seriously one of your best videos

This is legendary gets better with every second, that is lost forever and making you feel the inescapable death we‘re all facing.

Goddamn this is so well made, it almost feels like a real Kurzgesagt video!

Never before have I been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with.

Honestly one of the best and most tastefully done parodies I’ve ever seen

I actually enjoy most of their vids, but this was awesomely done, quite spot on and freaking hilarious. :)

0:37 My sense of humor is broken 😂😂😂😂

1:24 I love the fact you sneaked in a tardis.

the fact that you did literally everything in this video is amazing

1:10 Space," [the Hitchhiker's Guide] says, "is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space

2:34 Interesting

@patrickadi6155

Ай бұрын

💀 he's wild for that

holy shit nothing is safe playing in the background got me good

How did I not find this? This is amazing

2 years later this hits my recommended and by god if it doesn't still hold up today

The british be like: 1:16

@VysionWolfz

5 ай бұрын

As a British I can confirm

@kubakasny3486

4 ай бұрын

Before I clicked the time I was like whaat? And then actual LOL. 🤣

@richietaylor9870

3 ай бұрын

You’ll be amazed at what people will let us get away with when we pull out our authoritative accents…

@GT-tj1qg

2 ай бұрын

​@@VysionWolfz"A British" *vomits *

@VysionWolfz

2 ай бұрын

@@GT-tj1qg EW A AMERICAN

THIS is how you do a proper youtube poop in the modern age! Absolutely nailed it. Even got the seal of approval from kurzgesagt themselves... We will follow your career with GREAT interest

@thedragonforce10

6 ай бұрын

How the hell is this a ytp?

@ThatRipOff

6 ай бұрын

“THIS is how you do a proper youtube poop in the modern age!” -man who clearly has absolutely no idea what a youtube poop is

@nodrvgs

6 ай бұрын

what is a yt poop

@pablovirus

5 ай бұрын

this has absolutely nothing to do with youtube poops lmao

@destroyer4929

4 ай бұрын

This isn't a ytp it's a parody

Patiently awaiting for your next banger to drop

2:15 at least that’s what you hope for

This was a good laugh. Looking forward to the CGP grey video.

3:40 damn

Bro, you absolutely nailed it.

My god, this is the only time I laughed so hard while listening to depressing topics. Thank you for making such a relatable video🎉

4:36 wait is that bleach

@NguyenMinh792

3 ай бұрын

Milk

@patrickadi6155

Ай бұрын

​@@NguyenMinh792No, it's Clorox disinfecting Bleach, guaranteed. Check the logo.

Kurzgesagt -In a Nutshell, in a nutshell

This is just brilliant

imo brilliant simplification, love it

"The world is at constant war so it seems natural to blow something up" - kurzgesagt

This transition to that clipping song was so smooth and great

Omg sampling Nothing is safe really got me

"rule 34" 💀💀💀

4:18 waited the whole video for this part

@sadmermaid

3 ай бұрын

My dude, I see you everywhere

"We need to go to the moon for our oil" I love how that implies there is life on the moon

could have just said "we're all born, but one day we'll all die. but that's okay because you already get to live"

Absolutely brilliant

This is amazing! The music, the voice, the animation. Flawless.

3:59 Or as the mother of a certain Rumbling being would put it: "You're special because you were born into this world."

Was actually better than expected

Truly marvelous work. I wheezed repeatedly.

This was excellent, really hit the nail on the head and very well produced too nice job!

that dyson sphere joke was some really hardcore niche joke you pulled and im here for it

0:50 CLIPPING BEATT Edit: nvm saw the credits, it ain't an easteregg)))

this made me chuckle 2 years later, and also made me realise, while potentially it could, kurzgesagts videos arent likely to mitigate or reverse my brain rot