Spider-Man was special guidance counselor at the Jean Grey School. It was not a paid position and is therefore not a job. That is why it wasn't included.

@andresperez9301

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@hiddenthunder1395

4 жыл бұрын

Wow, Drake, maybe you have some sort of precognition ability as well, because Peter became (AGAIN!) a photographer at Bugle not so long ago.

@delaware9557

4 жыл бұрын

e

@SpFlash1523

2 жыл бұрын

Okay.

@lloydstudios9590

Жыл бұрын

What comic did Peter Wash dishes and what page is it

Just realized Peter is basically a camgirl, selling pictures of himself to pay the rent.

@JasperForge

4 жыл бұрын

In a skin tight suit, with other people

@1810jeff

4 жыл бұрын

In very compromising positions

@GiubileiFernando

4 жыл бұрын

And most of the time he's getting pounded.

@mainemail5506

4 жыл бұрын

WTF are these responses?

@merpo2806

4 жыл бұрын

If I knew nothing about Spider-Man, this thread would be way more concerning to me. (Although I probably wouldn't have watched this video if that were the case)

That part where you talk about how he became a dishwasher reminded me of that scene in the beginning of Ant Man where we see him talk about how he has a PhD and then in the next shot we see him working at a Baskin Robbin's

@ComicDrake

4 жыл бұрын

Baskin-Robbins always finds out.

@theunholysmirk

4 жыл бұрын

@@ComicDrake dammit i was about to...

@joeybebop

4 жыл бұрын

Love your videos Kennedy! Yours are okay too Drake... just kidding, keep up the great work you two!

He your favorite neighborhood, photographer, web editor, tv entertainer, teacher assistant and science teacher, endorser, researcher, dish washer, mafia personal bodyguard, avengers, Tony Stark protégé, Mayor assistant, Olive branch, Owner of Parker Industry, editor, Uber-swinging, pizzaman and superhero. Spiderman!!!

@tailsknuxfan101

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget wrestler 😉

@user-fd5nz5lo7m

4 жыл бұрын

You know it sounds as something spidey would say.

@WarmLillie

4 жыл бұрын

Hen The G Oh right! But I put it under entertainer.

@WarmLillie

4 жыл бұрын

Молчаливый Клинок Huh really? I guess it’s just a simple coincidence...

@WarmLillie

4 жыл бұрын

A 1995 Spiderman: Yeah...

Movie Peter: You know, I’m something of a pizza boy myself

@claytonbigsby381

4 жыл бұрын

MasterM niggas who work at dominos

@mablebloom8798

4 жыл бұрын

Sicko

A great video would be "Every Reason Krypton Was Destroyed"

@goldenxp9404

4 жыл бұрын

1. Because comics.

@dx5741

4 жыл бұрын

@@goldenxp9404 i hate this stupid quote

@marmar_8298

4 жыл бұрын

1.Because plot

@johnsantos9108

4 жыл бұрын

Krypton is the Uncle Ben of planets.

@gopikrishnang4871

3 жыл бұрын

I just laughed at this comment for no reason.

Marvel keeps kicking Peter down and I'm amazed at how he is still sane and good. His first appearance he said "One day they'll be sorry they laughed at me" before he got his powers, I would have gone full villain with how much shit Peter has gone through XD.

@pixelanarchy1711

4 жыл бұрын

I mean he does seem to have extreme emotional and mental trauma. Theres a reason why he feels obligated to dress up in red and blue tights and fight crooks even when its detrimental to every facet of his life like an addiction.

@shmee123ful

4 жыл бұрын

Are you joking mate? Dude made a deal a demon/the devil and it was sure luck that it didn't come back the bite him in the ass. And if you read his like very origin orgin he seems like he's five minutes away from becoming a school shooter if he hadn't have gotten bitten buy that damed spider he would well be on his way to evil vill by now I'm sure of that.

@pixelanarchy1711

4 жыл бұрын

@@shmee123ful let's be honest, he still would've been a shooter with those powers, it was Uncle Ben that made him change.

Imagine the people who hire Peter reading his resume. They’d probably just hire the poor guy out of pity.

@Johnof1000Suns

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like the majority would just say he’s WAY to overqualified, just to kick him down even more.

Out of all these jobs I’m genuinely surprised that he’s never considered a career in costume design considering how perfect his first suit was since the only thing that’s really changed about it is the lack of webs under his arms.

@fernadogonzalez2940

Жыл бұрын

Yeah most all his suits are stylish if he could for a second stop thinking of science or photography he could do a killing on modern tech wear

@miragebangbravern2024

Жыл бұрын

That technically was what he did at Horizons or something similar at least

Imagine you’re a student enrolling in a class and the teacher introduces his assistant and you look up and it’s the guy who destroyed a major tech company and lost all his money from it, now his job is to help you with your science homework

I loved peter and Mary Jane being married and they were going to have a daughter which was really cute and adorable, heck on the mc2 universe peter became a forensic scientist which was tons of fun.

@dcmarvelcomicfans9458

4 жыл бұрын

Personally, I feel Peter Parker should get Get a job that allows him to utilize his science skills.

@dcmarvelcomicfans9458

4 жыл бұрын

I'm still pissed Marvel won't let Peter Parker Grow Up. He doesn't need to have to have teen relatability. Just give that to miles have him be the adult Spider-Man for once.

@TevyaSmolka

4 жыл бұрын

@@dcmarvelcomicfans9458 you and me both man i am still pissed off marvel won't let peter parker grow up and mature and get remarried to his wife mary jane and have there daughter mayday parker spider-girl alive and kicking in the main marvel universe.

@TevyaSmolka

4 жыл бұрын

@@dcmarvelcomicfans9458 i can agree with that

@dcmarvelcomicfans9458

4 жыл бұрын

@@TevyaSmolka indeed. It gets even more complicated when you have people who don't read comics and they're only inspiration is the cartoons and movies with portraying mostly as either high schooler or college kid Spider-Man PS4 and into the spider verse version of Peter B Parker is the only version of giving us an adult Spider-Man PS4 and into the spider verse version of Peter B Parker is the only one that gave us an adult Peter Parker which has given this misconception that the 616 Spider-Man is always supposed to be a teenager which is wrong.

You know, I’m something of a scientist myself.

@somratkhan8688

2 жыл бұрын

Impressive. Your parents must be proud.

Technically Spider-Man is not a photographer he was taking selfies of himself beating up bad guys so he's an instagrammer

@thesketchingson6677

4 жыл бұрын

Haha. So Marvel pretty much foresaw Instagram and blogging overall.

@JasperForge

4 жыл бұрын

@@thesketchingson6677 2:30 the seven day's Pics, though it's spelled Pix

@gentlemanmaniac9992

4 жыл бұрын

and people say peter's job was dated.

@SpFlash1523

2 жыл бұрын

I think Peter said that he had a Twitter and Facebook account.

Honestly if he set up an Uber system and swung people around the city when they're late he would definitely turn public opinion in his favor EDIT: oh my God I just finished the video it's a thing???

@goldenxp9404

4 жыл бұрын

Spidey is High IQ

@knuxuki1013

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

4:29 CORONA motors!!

7:18 I really didn't see that coming

How many times can one man's life be ruined!? I get the whole working-class hero thing but at this rate, he's more of a working-class hero with multiple scandals and poor work history attached to him.

"corona motors" i bet they're going bankrupt

As someone who has struggled with anxiety over changing jobs, this was strangely calming and inspiring. No matter what job Peter has he’s always (with a few exceptions) Spider-Man! Lots of research clearly went into this! Awesome video, Drake!

4:24 That hits differently now

I still remember when I picked up Spectacular Spider-man 247 in the 90s. I was so relieved to know the Clone Saga was in the rear view mirror and no matter how bad future writers for Spider-man would be, nothing could ever outmatch that horrible cash grab. Then came One More Day.

Corona Motors? Drake, you fool! You don’t realize how funny that is now! 🤣

4:24 what an unfortunate name

So i see you didn’t go with either thumbnails you posted on twitter. YOU WENT WITH THE BEST ONE!!!

5:10 Is it me or Peter's face in this panel looks very weird?

@DylanScottDavis

4 жыл бұрын

There is no Peter or Spider only Forehead man

@rodrigomateodelgadodelacru8154

3 жыл бұрын

@@DylanScottDavis forehead man forehead man does whatever a forehead can

@Juxie27

3 жыл бұрын

Akira blue boy

11:16 JESUS! And I thought I held a grudge.

"Spider-Man is the ultimate working class hero" Yeah as much as I love MCU Spidey they seem to have forgotten that entirely.

@ravenfrancis1476

4 жыл бұрын

TheSmashMaster9000 1: High schoolers take part time jobs all the time. 2: Yeah, the connection to the ultra rich billionaire and the fact that the villains of both Homecoming and Far From Home being average working class people with legit grievances against Stark and the rich in general, with the second one being treated as a complete joke

@shmee123ful

4 жыл бұрын

That's fine though we got ant man for that... that barely function man know as scout Lang "welcome to bascon and robin's "

@ravenfrancis1476

4 жыл бұрын

alaster boneman Except in the comics Ant Man was never supposed to be the hero of the working class

@Puerco-Potter

4 жыл бұрын

MCU spider is so different from 616 spider that I consider him a different character entirely. Job, motivation, friends, even personality (MCU spiderman is a well mannered soft boy, 616 spiderman was a sarcastic bitter nerd with good intentions until he matured into a sarcastic manchild with hope), all is different, only the power set is the same.

@ravenfrancis1476

4 жыл бұрын

MatAle Albiach MCU Spider-Man has pretty much every aspect of his character outside of his ethnicity is directly lifted from Miles

That moment when you realize that Spider-Man was the Inspiration for Onlyfans

@buggyraceryt1192

2 жыл бұрын

Hold on, WHAT????

@dessindenfer1253

Жыл бұрын

@@buggyraceryt1192 he sell pictures of himself for money

@buggyraceryt1192

Жыл бұрын

@@dessindenfer1253 r/WOOOSH

You know he'd probably not be in all this hassle of job hopping if he just took pics of things other than Spider-Man as well. Think about it, he'd probably last up to the buyout of the Bugle, but then Robbie would've been able to find him a lot easier for Frontline. Then he'd probably be able to get into Horizon once May was with JJJ's father. Sure, Doc Ock would get in the way of things still, but a lot of hurdles would have been dealt with if he was just a bit more versatile.

Probably a good thing you explained and mentioned the Pizza Time thing.

Watching this in quarantine, the part about corona motors is 20x funniner.

Can we give my boy Peter a break.? Goddamm he's had it rough.

You forgot Spider-man’s most iconic job, A MENACE AND A CRIMINAL!!!

A recent issue said Peter was in his mid 20s. I’d like to know how old he actually is with all the events that happened in his life

@Butter-Milk

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure he was born in '47, for what it's worth.

@inizilla_fk7

3 жыл бұрын

@@Butter-Milk its just that them saying hes still in his mid 20s would put the clone saga, becoming a school teacher, civil war, spider island, dying, coming back to life, becoming a billionaire, losing it all and the spiderverse events all happened in a couple year span, which is totally illogical, especially when he was a billionaire with Parker Industries for more than a year canonically

@jus3th

2 жыл бұрын

@@inizilla_fk7 I would peg him in his early to mid 30s by this point. The way they portray Normie Osborn as a preteen is basically them saying that Peter is in his 30s cause I'm pretty sure Normie was born when Peter was 22-24.

Oh wow, JJ would have a field day with Spiderman being a paid mofia bodyguard

I just realized that lots of spider man characters are named Ben

@joshhallam7705

4 жыл бұрын

Hell Peter Parker middle is Benjamin

So basically, Peter Parker has been a photographer for the bugle, a photographer for the bugle, and a photographer for the bugle.

Does Peter having worked as a teacher at the Jean Grey school in Spider-Man in the X-Men? I might have missed that since I'm watching this at work.

@ComicDrake

4 жыл бұрын

He was a one-time gust lecturer.

Some of the peter Parker photos are at an angle in which only Spider-Man could’ve taken them it’s pretty obvious when you look at them But if classic Spider-Man has a spider drone like Tom Holland Spider-Man has then the drone can take photos of Spider-Man’s antics from reasonable distances and wirelessly transfer them to peter Parker’s phone or camera or whatever the fuck he’s using This is part of the reason why I love the Holland gadgets they solve various problems I had with the classic Spider-Man

This is the definition of why stop reading comic books. The god Damn status quo. Everything goes back to square one. So nothing really matters

@christiancrusader9374

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, some things have changed. Superman married Lois snd has a kid. Dick Grayson is Nightwing instead of Robin. There have been other Robins who grew up and have their own identities. And that's all I can think of, so forget what I said.

@MobiusMundUr

4 жыл бұрын

@@christiancrusader9374 Except that they aged up Superman's son to an adult so they could get rid of the "father raising his son" dynamic cause Bendis is convinced that people prefer the Status Quo

@christiancrusader9374

4 жыл бұрын

@@MobiusMundUr Huh. I knew Bendis' run was crap, but I didn't think he was that stupid. From what I saw, everyone loved the father dynamic. Maybe they'll fix it.

@misseli1

4 жыл бұрын

That's one of the reasons why I don't read comic books. (Even when I watch a superhero film and have a brief superhero phase.) On top of that, the sheer number of issues these series have is something I find intimidating. Especially when dealing with series that have been lasting for decades. Like a never-ending sitcom or soap-opera. Not to mention all the comic book series dedicated to alternate timelines. At most I read the occasional comic book pannel I stumble across online. Sometimes I'll read summaries written by avid comic readers. From the looks of it, readers seem to have a love-hate relationship with comics. The quality of these stories seem to improve or diminish depending on the author. Other times, a storyline can seem promising, only to have a lackluster ending, or worse. I'm not a fan of how some writers trash certain characters. Nor am I a fan of how they break up long-standing couples because they find stable relationships boring. I'm not sure if I'll ever get into reading comics. Sometimes I just want to watch a superhero movie that adapts the spirit of the source material, while also doing its own thing. If that makes me a "fake" fan, so be it. (Power to those who *have* read decades worth of comics. I'm genuinely impressed.)

@christiancrusader9374

4 жыл бұрын

@@misseli1 That's why DC has reboots and jumping on points. At this point, you only need to go back to Rebirth #1. If anything important happened before, they'll mention it. Start with a character, keep going.

Jameson: “how Parker? How is it that you’re the only one who can get pictures of him?” Peter: “simple sir . . . I believe” Jameson: “well I need to admit this is impressive, I gotta hire you on the spot” Peter: “46 dollars per photo” Jameson: “are you fu- ughhh fine Peter: “although I’m not sure . . . Spider-Man is a pretty hot topic right now, every newspaper wants him . . . I can have any paper I want, what makes this one so different” Jameson: “Working for the daily bugle is a great responsibility! It has consistently been trusted by the people and it is for the people, it is up to us to maintain its legacy” Peter: “you had me at great responsibility”

So Horizon came from the comics. Disney channel had a really underrated Spider-Man series in 2016 where it is the school he attends.

@nikkiholdmeier7678

4 жыл бұрын

You mean 2017 and that show suck

I have no time now to watch this video, but I'd like to say this: I recently started a Spider-Man run, just because I loved the idea of Peter becoming a teacher.

This entire channel is just burning answers to questions I never thought to ask, I love it😁

Must have one hell of a resume

Sometimes it really annoys me how convoluted comics can get.

@SpFlash1523

2 жыл бұрын

Like he said, "Because comics."

Haven't even finished the video and still know it gonna be great

Can you do one for Diana Prince? I absolutely love her history of multiple working class and veteran and military work.

I'll I credit Peter for burning Parker industry's to the ground to stop hyrda cap and doc Oct form doing evil with the tech. If I recall correctly when Peter got back in his body he started running Parker industry's into the ground, as didn't he like invade latvalua and piss off shield or kind try and replace shield. Peter Parker has a long proud history of being the smartest dumb ass in any give situation

@jus3th

3 жыл бұрын

You got to give him credit for Parker Industries. After all, isn't he the one that made it into a Multi-billion dollar company. Sure Doc Ock manipulated the markets, but Peter was the one to discover the inventions. That is one of the reason why I loved that storyline. Peter finally decided to use his brain to help the world worth saving for.

5:10 Whoever drew Parker's face that way should never be able to work in the comic book industry, especially at Marvel.

Why didn’t he hire Tony Stark to close those back doors?

You should do a video on all of MJ's jobs.

5:12 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? THE LEADER? HECTOR HAMMOND? DR. PSYCHO?

4:24 um... Corona?

I think you forgot when he was working for Norah winters at threats and menaces

@ComicDrake

2 жыл бұрын

Look at the release date of this video.

@lonelypepper8378

2 жыл бұрын

Oh sorry

Every time it's brought up that doc ock was pissed that Peter never finished school I can't not laugh. He's only mad because he's a scientist and promotes education despite being Crazy evil

The subject I didn’t know I wanted to learn about today

I'm guessing it's time to buckle in for a rapid fire marathon based on that title and what I know about Peter.

This is spectacular! How in the heck did you do the required research for this comprehensive list? Well done, mate!

@ComicDrake

4 жыл бұрын

Lots and lots and lots of stressful research. Easily the hardest video I have ever made.

Its sad that spider man has to take other jobs to buy ingredients to make webshooters and pay bills but some jobs dont last long

So wait...Did Octavius plagiarize his own paper?

@ComicDrake

4 жыл бұрын

Yes.

Ever since the Dishwasher position, writers were consistently making Peter terrible at every job he would go on to have. I hope things turn around for his career.

this was super fun to think he had so many jobs of varying kinds and to think he would go back to several of them several times I had honestly never seen that panel where they tell Peter we have money and he says thank God but yeah that is kind of funny

Damn 3 videos in one week? Respect.

You should do a video about him finally getting his degree when it happens

Wow Spider-Man had a lot of jobs

I never realized Pete had so many jobs oh my

“Corona Motors”

Endlessly entertaining stuff

You should do a video on the Clone Saga. Maybe you'll be able to make sense out of it. "Infamous we have money' shot" Hehe

@dcmarvelcomicfans9458

4 жыл бұрын

Nerdsync ( He gives you a brief streamline summary of what happened) and Linkara-Atop the Fourthwall( It goes more in-depth and also give you the publication and what the writers were originally tending to do with this before they left.) Go to these KZreadrs They figured it out.

That was the smoothest transition to an ad sponsor I’ve ever seen

Good video Drake!

I have no idea why the writers haven't made Peter a forensic police officer yet. It would be perfect : he would use his secret identity to help solve murders and be able to take credit for it, while using his scientific knowledge. I know that's basically Barry Allen's job too but come on, how many super-heroes have been journalists ?

"Spider-man is the definition of a working class super hero" Dr Octopus: Bruh

13:09 funniest panel in this whole video

I love when Peter Tryin so hard to get money in shitty job when he was young...but past 25 Peter cmon.. He doesn't gave to be ceo of Parker industries but at least he needs good paid job and doesn't require his full time...like online shop for example

Wasn't Spider-Man a teacher at the Xavier's school for the gifted? I could've sworn it happened, but does it not count 'cause he didn't get paid?

@ComicDrake

4 жыл бұрын

He was a one time guest lecturer.

@peacetotheworld5051

4 жыл бұрын

@@ComicDrake aw, ok that makes sense. Thanks for responding! I appreciate it.

Peter and I are Kindred Spirits all right

In my notifications two videos in a row were sponsored by squarespace

Yall see that snazzy purple suit trip J was wearing? Fuckin LIT

Spider-Man could create a bank account with out revealing his identity.

4:46 ah classic Spider-Man

There are so many damn twists and turns in Spidey's career. Incredibly chaotic

So that’s the origin of the Spider-buggy

This dude has so many jobs

4:24 Oh boy. That didn’t age well.

He your favorite neighborhood Spiderman and more!!!!

In the new comic about the daily bugle he was rehired as a freelancer

Not gonna lie I love when the sponsorship had that smooth transition

Wow... the writers really like making Peter's life horrible ^^; I can't help but think he'd have an easier time if he was a public hero outside of the accords mess...

@comixproviderftw_02

4 жыл бұрын

"My life is a never ending cycle of pain and misery".

I always wonder what reed thought when Peter asked Johnny and not him to build a wall crawling car lmao

This is great

Spider-Man should move up from delivering pizzas to running a pizza restaurant chain ❤🍕

You should makea video covering all the (noncanon) Spider-Man has had.

Corona motors😂

I always hated the idea of Peter as a billionaire. If I knew it ended with Peter giving up his company and riches, I'd have always praised the storyline.

4:28 CORONA??

What story is the one where Otto comes back as a hydra agent/ superior octopus and Pete takes down Parker industries. I wanna read it

I was waiting Till you made a video with Squarespace sponsor, I wanted to see if you would use the video I ordered and you did :)

@ComicDrake

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for being our first customer! :)

@smthngdumb8322

3 жыл бұрын

@@ComicDrake is it sill up now?

He should have got a job for fixing damn doors.