Fun fact: I passed a physics test by one point in 10th grade. One of the questions I got right was a question on the difference between a vector and a scalar. I remembered the definition of a vector from the "VECTOR! Committing crimes with both direction AND MAGNUTUDE! Oh yeah" quote. I literally passed a test solely because of Vector

@everythingz888

Жыл бұрын

Classic Vector W

@susragejr477

Жыл бұрын

That’s why vector is love, vector is life

@jerrythemike3584

Жыл бұрын

Vector literally helped Jesus Christ himself pass an exam

@Red-MagicOrchestra

Жыл бұрын

see? even jesus loves vector!

@gamingbako5549

Жыл бұрын

The power of the based Vector

The Lorax is such a significant part of all fandom history. The fact that people were so desperate to ship the once-ler with someone that they literally split him in two to pair him with himself is something that needs to be reflected upon. We did this, and we need to stop pretending like it didn’t happen. right

@PeppermintSpikes

Жыл бұрын

Atleast the once-ler got split in half! WE GOT PEOPLE SHIPPING THIS MOLDY GUMMY BEAR WITH HIS FUCKING PTSD FOR CHRIST SAKE

@glasscardproductions4736

Жыл бұрын

@@PeppermintSpikes, excuse me, who the fuck are you talking about-

@defnot_str8

Жыл бұрын

copied

@alyssabullock6421

Жыл бұрын

I still can't believe he lost the first round of the Tumblr Sexyman competition 😭

@alyssabullock6421

Жыл бұрын

@@glasscardproductions4736 I think Happy Tree Friends

“The way they talk about sing, you’d think it killed their grandma” This joke is so under appreciated. It was truly beautiful.

@1unar_eclipse

Ай бұрын

11:57

@isavenewspapers8890

Ай бұрын

@@1unar_eclipseThanks!

@IndriidaeNT

23 күн бұрын

Sing 2 also rip-offs Coco from Pixar.

@isavenewspapers8890

23 күн бұрын

@@IndriidaeNT Epic trolling.

@mrsillytacos

13 күн бұрын

@@IndriidaeNT uh, how?

The Lorax is my favorite movie here. Without it, I never would've thought of: "If the Lorax is armed, the trees cannot be harmed."

@lastchanc3stars

11 ай бұрын

Without The Lorax we wouldn't have the legendary line "I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees, but for some f*ing reason, they speak Vietnamese."

@ChiTheDemiguy

8 ай бұрын

​@@lastchanc3starsi love that so much holy sh*t

@charmandyorton006

7 ай бұрын

BASED

@one-onessadhalf3393

6 ай бұрын

Yes, but it also has, “I’M FRANKENSTEIN’S HEAD ON A SPIDER’D BODY”

@Roomba10

6 ай бұрын

“How ba-a-a-ad can I be.”

Hop being unabashedly pro-racism is one of the funniest concepts ever conceived

@xxxchild_predatorxxx107

Жыл бұрын

Proud Racist 😎💪

@jellifygirl

Жыл бұрын

I desperately need some leftist millennial white guy youtuber absolutely off his zloingy on out of date hundreds & thousands to make a two hour long video discussing the themes of nepotism and racism in Hop

@goober81

Жыл бұрын

@@jellifygirl fr

@krimsonkatt

Жыл бұрын

@@jellifygirl I would make it (I'm a white zoomer left winger) but I don't want to subject myself to that god-awful movie that I would have to do to throughout analyze it.

@xxxchild_predatorxxx107

Жыл бұрын

@@jellifygirl why’s he got to be a leftist?

Fun story: While watching Sing 2 with my younger cousins, I asked myself "Hey, where's the mouse from the first one?" I laid down on the couch and put my hand slightly under it, at which point I felt a small fuzzy object that I assumed was a cat toy. When I pulled the object out, however, I found that it was indeed not a cat toy but rather the body of a dead mouse. That gave me all the answers I needed to my previous question.

@standardhuman8675

Жыл бұрын

dude that answer was sent from god

@Josuh

Жыл бұрын

bro got a whole pocket dimension on his couch

@lckyminer_2256

Жыл бұрын

He sing "My Way" by Frank Sinatra and, there's this superstition in our country that the song is cursed and people who sang "My Way" in a karaoke or bar, they'll die. Super bizarre stuff I know.

@MountainMemelord

Жыл бұрын

@@lckyminer_2256 Hey, look at Perfect Cell.

@doswallo

Жыл бұрын

@@lckyminer_2256 The plot thickens...!

40:30 the other grinches would allow the baby reindeer to reunite with its family...by forcing the family to pull the sleigh as well

@myleemartin8083

10 ай бұрын

😂 so true

@Myhomeisacave

8 ай бұрын

It's literally the chicken PETA joke lmao

@GalvyTheTom

6 ай бұрын

GENIUS

@Frogcoven

4 ай бұрын

Omg yes 😭

@strangeacelegume

Ай бұрын

Literally my thoughts exactly lol

I’ve always had pretty low standards for films as a kid, and even as an adult. I typically enjoy whatever you put in front of me. But I distinctly remember watching Hop as a kid and realizing for the first time that movies can, in fact, be bad.

@ravenscarlettanis13

8 ай бұрын

Same, until I watched that Horrible Histories movie. Godawful film.

@worthybutter2004

8 ай бұрын

@@ravenscarlettanis13 Eh, i liked it, but it wasn’t near as good as the TV series or books.

@GalvyTheTom

6 ай бұрын

@@worthybutter2004nothing will ever be as good as the books

@worthybutter2004

6 ай бұрын

@@GalvyTheTom Indeed!

@AnikMonette

5 ай бұрын

Eh, I'm not hard to please either and I also hate this freakin movie! I mean, worse flicks came out that year(like Green Lantern and the Smurfs movie) but at least I found some enjoyment in them. Hop just annoyed me at my core!

Gru: Didn't want a fart gun and wanted a dart gun instead Child Gru: Already developed the fart gun technology

@roshanyuvaraj6771

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, Gru was around the age where fart jokes were funny, no?

@theytsnapbacks7776

Жыл бұрын

@@roshanyuvaraj6771 I guess you could say that.

@n19ntendods

Жыл бұрын

“No, no, no. I said dart gun, not… okay!” 🎯💨🤢 Gets me every time! XD

@off-the-grounder568

Жыл бұрын

Nefario probably pulled Gru’s childhood fart gun out of storage when he thought he was asked. Yes I know I am going to bat for Minions 2 I didn’t realize at first but that’s where we are now

@user-be4zd7nc7d

Жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/YoWGqdSRpJPHetY.html 😱ITS FINALLY HERE😱

"Gru can't long to be a Bad Guy again. We can't have the main character of a franchise entitled *DESPICABLE* *ME!!!* be interested in Villainy anymore!" I can not express how happy I was to hear you say that. Seriously, I feel like by the time 3 came out, the writers completely forgot what the word Despicable meant, and saw this as just another kiddy franchise.

@carlososoriohernandez3979

5 ай бұрын

Here in Latin America the movies are called "My favorite villain"

@Myhomeisacave

5 ай бұрын

This was my reaction to schaff describing both "secret life of pets" because those movies don't even get enough hate tbh.

@rickyronny4019

2 ай бұрын

@@Myhomeisacaveicl I enjoyed the first one

The fact that the parents didn’t really care much about their son glowing is actually kinda smart. It shows that they didn’t realize the extent of how bad their situation is. And after the wall was torn down, they’re just starting to realize that “Hey, this might not be as fine as we thought it was.”

@firechillbro720

9 ай бұрын

Or it means that they are just brain dead

@worthybutter2004

8 ай бұрын

Fun fact: There's actually a deleted scene where the parents actually take their son to a doctor to find a cure for the glowing. The doctor shrugs and the poor boy cries, saying "I don't wanna glow anymore!" This implies that they were originally going to show how people were affected by the pollution. Too bad it never got in the finished film, though.

@Ranolog

2 ай бұрын

​@worthybutter2004 they managed to avoid snitching on themselves but failed to realise what the entire point of the fucking movie was

The Vector grimwalker theory is actually brilliant, because it also explains how Vector is such a perfect specimen, since he is the culmination of hundreds, possibly thousands of failed Vectors

@lukasheide8308

Жыл бұрын

this vector had gone in the right direction after the magnitude of failures

@suddenllybah

Жыл бұрын

Vector is Doomsday?

@spooderman6312

Жыл бұрын

the idea of vector clones is unironically more entertaining to me than the clone wars. Instead of many clones with the same core structure and fighting for the same purpose, we have many vectors with different personalities, each being less perfect than the last. one thing they all have in common is that they commit crimes with DIRECTION and MAGNITUDE. OH YEAH

@THEtomh

Жыл бұрын

Wait hang on a second. If Vector is a clone, then does this mean we see another version of him rise up in the next movie? Maybe it's like an army of Vectors all facing off against Gru?

@pennysanchez7656

Жыл бұрын

Hunter isn’t the only one. So the head of the evil bank is the Illumination equivalent to Emperor Belos?

Hop being unabashedly pro-racism is one of the funniest sentences I have ever conceived

@PresbianTier

Жыл бұрын

I haven't seen that movie in over ten years so I can't wait to see how this line works.

@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398

Жыл бұрын

@@PresbianTier, Yo same here. I still remember the _"I love Candi!"_ scene, not the entire lyrics, just that... But I never thought it was THIS insulting though, Holy shiet.

@GenericProtagonist118

Жыл бұрын

I mean between Illumination "canonizing" Minions murdering children and refusing to acknowledge their role during WW2 it's not the weirdest thing this company has done.

@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398

Жыл бұрын

@@GenericProtagonist118, Your comment vanished sadly (YT sure has been slacking with bots though and they don't anything) but I will recall it. The thing about them working for the big evil German mustached man is a bit void considering that they were stuck in that ice cave, more so interested in forming a civilization then outright murder this time... --As far as I know. If they were, there would not even be any Minion existence for what I would do of this acknowledgment.-- BUT then again I guess they would help other big bads in history, such as helping the crucifixion of Jesus or one of those past over lords in history... Unless Minions have the Roronoa Zoro logic of just not picking up good directions of genuinely Evil people. Not every master was considered bad though, they tried helping out the precursor Caveman of humanity just struggling for survival.

@GenericProtagonist118

Жыл бұрын

@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 Doesn't show my comment vanishing on my end but it's maybe because I brought up them demonetizing a MOONGLOW ANIMATIONS stop motion that has minions getting massacred and them... "Stealing the consciousness" from little girls... It's sounds much worse out of context but it's still kinda awful in context. It's a good stop motion though.

I love that since moana is in most if the stills schaff takes drom the movie fir his avatar, when he's yelling about something we can just see moana in the foreground with her hair blowing back. I love the implication that for the entirety of the recording process, schaff is just having a one sided conversation/rant at a random child who walked into his lair

@SelfProclaimedGorl

3 ай бұрын

Me: *enters dragons lair* Dragon: *captures me* 5 hours later Dragon: SO THEN THE RIGHTERS THREW HER ENTIRE CHARACTER ARCH IN THE GARBAGE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF INSECURE SHOCK BAIT AND HAD HER- Me: PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT BAD MOVIES TO ME I HAVEN’T SEEN MY FAMILY IN 5 HOURS!

The Grinch has always been one of the most interesting phenomenon with movies for me. Somehow two different people made Grinch movies and then had the exact opposite problem. Ron Howard’s Grinch has a really grimy Whoville and misses the point of the story by having the Whos antagonize The Grinch first, while Jim Carrey just absolutely kills in the title role. Like, legit, my family still watches The Jim Carrey Grinch to this day because of how memorable and iconic he is. Illumination, on the other hand, manages to capture the spirit of Whoville being this wholesome and sweet Christmas town, but has the most milquetoast and uninteresting Grinch they could have made. Like, I seriously don’t know how they managed to make him such a boring character. You’d think the people behind Despicable Me would have at least gotten The Grinch right in making him a total jerk, but he’s not even really mean or cranky. They just make him… some guy, really. There’s nothing memorable about their Grinch movie at all.

@Myhomeisacave

5 ай бұрын

Yeah I fell asleep in the theater when watching it and I only do that to movies that don't catch my attention

@RyoIsamuGaming

2 ай бұрын

To be fair to the live action Grinch, the grimy vibes of Whoville were meant to paint the idea of a town that had forgotten about the spirit of Christmas and focused solely on the capitalism parts of it. That was always an underlying thing even in the books; while not outright stated the Grinch hated what he saw as excessive noise makers that'd be abandoned once they lost luster, a bunch of food for no other reason than to have food, and the fact he was just a prick who wanted peace of mind and wanted to hear the town cry for once. In the movie they just dial that to an extreme: he lives in a landfill effectively full of that stuff. You could argue the backstory of the Grinch is a bit weak and I'd agree, but I'd say it manages to add onto the book in a unique way that still keeps the general message of "There's more to Christmas than meets the eye". I can get not liking the vibes of the movie and think it spits on the book - but it's a more faithful adaptation than whatever they fucking did to the Lorax or the Grinch by Illumiantion. Like seriously - they really missed the point of the Grinch being the Grinch in the illumination movie. That's as crucial as the underlying message. The Grinch in that movie 'wants' Christmas but is literally too tsundere to get it normally. That's not at all what the Grinch was like at all. Tldr: I recommend watching some deeper analysis of the adaptations the Live Action movie did, whether you hate the movie or not - there's some genuinely good ideas the guys had, and if you wanna see how that went all wrong- see the Cat in the Hat movie, which was made to try and emulate the Grinch. And failed. Horribly.

I want to point out that Mike sang "My Way" by Paul Anka nearing the end of Sing, which is a song about a man who's recognized that he's dying soon and wants to go out on his own accord. They foreshadowed his death.

@dangosandlemons

Жыл бұрын

truly poetic, good form.

@bnktendo5869

Жыл бұрын

Canon

@spooderman6312

Жыл бұрын

i can't believe seth mcfarlane is capable of such dramatic tragedy

@ozvok2279

Жыл бұрын

Thank you Saul

@Lol-ej7yu

Жыл бұрын

There's also an Urban Legend about people singing My Way and dying. This actually happened in the Philippines where people were fighting so much so that they can sing My Way in a karaoke and they ended up killing each other.

So Hop is their second movie, which means they went from their best movie to their worst movie without any movies in between that's kind of impressive

@davindersaini3123

7 ай бұрын

359 likes and no comments lemme fix that

@mangothedango

6 ай бұрын

The only other time this happened was Shrek 2 to Shark Tale

@Durtle.

6 ай бұрын

⁠@@mangothedangofor schaff it would’ve been Prince of Egypt, And turbo

@mangothedango

6 ай бұрын

@@Durtle. The comment is about two consecutive films, and those two came over a decade apart

@orcaman1353

6 ай бұрын

It proves that you shouldn’t always say second is the best

My favorite thing about Sing is that it’s probably the only children’s movie I’ve seen whose theme is “crime=good.”

@Ninja_4561

11 күн бұрын

The Minions movies fit that label a lot better than the Sing movies

about 20:21, it's funny because in spanish the franchise is called "Mi Villano Favorito" which means "my favorite villain" which drives this joke even further lmao

@carlosmattessich3883

11 ай бұрын

As an Argentinian, I can confirm the title is “My Favorite Villain”

@Cannot-A-Loupe

2 ай бұрын

Same for portuguese

Schaff, if you are disappointed on how little of a soul sucking experience this ranking was. Remember that we are still waiting for that Artemis Fowl review. This will surely cheer you up.

@cloudshines812

Жыл бұрын

Don’t forget… a full… in depth… film analysis on Why Dear Evan Hansen is the Worst Movie Musical of all time

@recmuralartcommission1993

Жыл бұрын

Ah yes. the elusive -0/10.

@emoji3266

Жыл бұрын

Can he rank the Kirby final bosses next?

@matthewhunter1193

Жыл бұрын

He's has 1.5 million subscribers currently. Maybe for the 2 million subscriber special, he'll finally review it.

@MackingCheese99

Жыл бұрын

Percy Jackson movie

The thing that Illumination does consistently well across all their movies is make them good as far as the animation itself goes. Every movie they've made is visually great. It just sucks that the stories themselves tend to be lackluster.

@davidtrottier7066

4 ай бұрын

Every movie they've made is visually great, except Hop.

@jojos_bizarre_fanboy

3 ай бұрын

I agree. While I don't hate Illumination like most people do, I feel that most of their films feel very basic when it comes to the stories of those films, but there are exceptions, like Despicable Me, Sing 2 and Super Mario Bros.

00:00 | Intro 01:08 | Despicable Me 06:18 | Sing 2 09:26 | Despicable Me 2 11:54 | Sing 14:32 | Minions: The Rise Of Gru 18:18 | Despicable Me 3 22:59 | The Secret Life Of Pets 27:16 | The Lorax 32:21 | Minions 35:44 | The Secret Life Of Pets 2 37:43 | The Grinch 42:29 | Hop

@maddie_sarver

10 ай бұрын

I think the Mario Movie might even top Despicable Me 1

@Redslayer88

10 ай бұрын

@@maddie_sarverthey are probably just as good 8/10s maybe a little higher

@suzandoorten9332

10 ай бұрын

I argue@@maddie_sarver

@suzandoorten9332

10 ай бұрын

Maybe@@Redslayer88

@finalmountain

10 ай бұрын

@@maddie_sarverI mean Schaff did rank it 2nd place with a 7/10 rating But it’s cool if you enjoyed Mario enough to consider it their best

The moment you realize that Schaffrillas’ entire KZread channel is just him ranting specifically to Moana

@justaghostinthesea

Жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD

@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875

Жыл бұрын

And occasionally inviting his Mii brother and a tree from space to his rants

@fantasticbirdblue

Жыл бұрын

Are you just getting me to talk about movies?... If you are, I will gladly do so! IN VIDEO FORM.

@sakareeh

Жыл бұрын

Oh my god. We are Moana

@justaghostinthesea

Жыл бұрын

@@sakareeh OH MY GOD

I'm genuinely surprised that you never talked about how much the first Despicable Me movie's soundtrack SLAPS in every direction and magnitude. It's such an underrated aspect of the movie and is honestly one of the very few that I'd unironically listen to once in a while just because It's that good. Especially the ending song by Robin Thicke out of all people.

@budgettea5702

Жыл бұрын

I'm probably too confident in saying this, but Despicable Me has the best OST out of the entire studio, and probably one of the best of all time, I will die on this hill. (you know what? change my mind, the franchise as a whole has a goated OST collection)

@achewy7700

Жыл бұрын

pharell deserves more credit bc he shaped the identity of the despicable me movies 🙏🙏

@sirwannabeguy4886

Жыл бұрын

Shame we never got Biggering on the big screen

@DrinzenDrawz

Жыл бұрын

FACTS, I absolutely love the soundtrack for that movie. Definitely Pharell's best work

@daniman0114

Жыл бұрын

@@DrinzenDrawz feel like you’re underestimating Pharrell here, unless you only mean his work as a movie soundtrack producer. At one point the man was producing over half of the greatest hits in America.

"...Do I think the once-ler is sexy?" If he was still around, that sentence would kill Dr. Seuss instantly

Schaffrillas: "More movies like Sing 2 please, Illumination" The Super Mario Movie: "That's A-Me!"

@coachcherokee1488

Ай бұрын

No it’s not

@isavenewspapers8890

Ай бұрын

@@coachcherokee1488Why

@sirpsychosussy

Күн бұрын

​@@coachcherokee1488 To be fair, it is. Vaguely entertaining, tons of mostly meaningless references to the subject matter, the pacing is breakneck, there isn't a lot of character. Like Schaffrillas said, a solid C+. Although, the songs in SMB are a lot worse, and some of it doesn't make sense at all.

It's genuinely fascinating the way I forgot literally every single detail about Despicable Me 3, including its existence, but slowly it all came back to me as its review came on

@liamphibia

Жыл бұрын

At least with Kung Fu Panda 3 despite being the weakest of the not-so-called-trilogy anymore, was *far* more impactful and memorable than DM3.

@KremBotop

Жыл бұрын

The only thing I can remember from DM3 is that Trey Parker is in it. Him suddenly being in any production outside of ones where he has full involvement and creative control is surreal. Wonder if SP ever made fun of an Illumination movie; can't recall that it has happened yet.

@ohnobro1424

Жыл бұрын

Same. I always remembered Bratt tho because Trey Parker.

@bitequation314

Жыл бұрын

I'm sure I've watched Sing at some point, but I genuinely can't remember a single moment of it.

@tristanthewalrus7496

Жыл бұрын

@@liamphibia spoilers for KFP 3 When his dad said "I don't want to lose you again!" Only for Po to respond with "you already did" was probably the hardest hit thrown in the whole trilogy, and I doubt the 4th one will top that line.

Despicable Me was actually heartwarming, sometimes I forget that because of the saturation of minions in every facet of media and culture.

@user-be4zd7nc7d

Жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/YoWGqdSRpJPHetY.html 😱ITS FINALLY HERE😱

@sophiebubbles07

Жыл бұрын

Fair

@angelemeana2754

Жыл бұрын

May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent.

@angelemeana2754

Жыл бұрын

@@sophiebubbles07 May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent.

@crystalcavernartwork722

Жыл бұрын

@@angelemeana2754 🤨

Ever since Russell Brand’s sexual allegations have come out, it brought me back to Schaffrillas’ rant on Hop, especially on the character of EB. It’s scary how well that rant has aged, and how hard it is to look at EB with Russell Brand’s controversy, especially the part where he sniffs James Marsden’s sister’s hair. I guess it’s definitely going to make Hop’s reputation even worse now.

@skullofrome

Ай бұрын

Holy shit you’re so right

@michaelmcdoesntexist8350

Ай бұрын

Wait what? Can I get a tldr? Or a deep dive. Either-or is cool

@hunterolaughlin

Ай бұрын

@@michaelmcdoesntexist8350 tdlr? I don’t want to go into details but if you’re brave enough to look into the details of Russell Brand’s history of grooming minors, either watch a video or read an article related to the subject.

It's probably been said somewhere here, but... You know... I guess I'll say it too. With Sing 2, the reason why the Bono character changes so quickly is because he realizes when his music is playing, or when he is playing, then his wife is there with him. It was stated in the movie that his wife was the inspiration for all his music. When she died, he completely shut himself off. He never got the chance to realize what ability his music carried until Ash, the Porcupine, played his songs again. It's why we see her standing next to him. She is there in his music. As long as he sings, she lives on.

@tritonk1759

7 ай бұрын

Damn, that's actually pretty profound and clever.

@Myhomeisacave

5 ай бұрын

And people hate the sing movies more than the secret life of pets, at least in my perspective

@snailthelostcow63

Ай бұрын

@@Myhomeisacave The first one is warranted tbh

@romram7984

Ай бұрын

​@snailthelostcow63 I'd agree/disagree but frankly it's been years since I watched it. The only things I remember is the intro scene of the gorilla kid (forgot his name) not being there for his father's getaway and honestly the scene that makes me smile of the father breaking out of jail to see his son's music live instead of on a jail tv, all while the son is singing "I'm still standing". I just can't get it out of my head whenever I hear that song

When I saw El Macho in Despicable Me 2, and they gave him this overly detailed backstory, I said to myself "okay, that's a red herring. No way they're not bad at storytelling that they'd reveal the big bad of mystery in the first minute of the investigation starting." And then they did. I always thought the film could have been more clever if all of the people at the strip mall were retired villains. Like the barber would be "The Eagle" or something. And they all decided to retire after finding new purposes like Gru. And the real villain was the secret agency that was trying to steal all their tech because the guy in charge was a villain himself. The movie had a lot going for it to be good, and then it didn't. It just burned, haaaaard.

@RedDestruction540

Жыл бұрын

holy shit you actually did it, you wrote a better Despicable Me sequel than Illumination did XD

@createrz8433

Жыл бұрын

El macho is still pretty coolio tho

@andreafraustoz

Жыл бұрын

what happened to him after he was defeated

@spooderman6312

Жыл бұрын

Imagine if it was a murder mystery where the main villain (el macho in this case) had killed (albeit in funny pg ways) a lot of other villains and they had to figure out the villain murders. Maybe they did this plot already in a different movie but imagine the potential of it coming from despicable me

@alexkaplan6581

Жыл бұрын

It delt like it was going that way. Maybe in an older draft of the script.

You should rank all Best picture winners of the 21st century. Mostly because I want to know how you feel about Gladiator.

@sponeOFFICALL

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@brick-manproductions4066

Жыл бұрын

I HAVE RIGHTS!

@ultimategamer6224

Жыл бұрын

Oh my God is that the real Saul Goodman 😲

@KFP_Fanboy

Жыл бұрын

@Don't Read My Profile Photo shut up

@ferminmarkpousada1455

Жыл бұрын

I would like James to rank every best animated film nominee

It’s funny how there are two movies where the protagonist is trying to grow a plant and likes a girl named Audrey, and one of them is my favorite movie-musical, and the other one…is Illumination’s The Lorax.

@SLEEP873

4 ай бұрын

Mean Green

@Quackervoltz

3 ай бұрын

Fuck i just realized

@Dora-xi5ob

3 ай бұрын

Which one is the first?

@Dara-is6fz

3 ай бұрын

@@Dora-xi5ob little shop of horrors!

the fact a lot of his vtuber crab images have moana not cropped out give me a hilarious mental image of tamatoa winning against maoi, kidnapping moana and every so often just ranting to her about movies and shes like "oh god i wanna see my family-" "WHY DOESNT HE USE THE DEHYDRATION GUN"

I have a memory of Illumination that I'll never forget. When I was younger I went to a big girl scout sleepover event that took place inside a roller rink. Right before we went to sleep, they had us all vote on two movies we could watch. The first one was Inside Out, which is one of my favorite movies. After it was over, I was feeling pretty tired and decided to sleep when they played the second movie. The second movie voted for was Minions. And let me tell you, trying to fall asleep while listening to these yellow little bastards babble, the sound of their obnoxious voice echoing off the speakers and straight into my ears as I try to block off the sound with my pillow until I eventually pass out. Now that, THAT is a special kind of hell I will never forget.

@Icedonot

Жыл бұрын

I feel deeply sorry for the pain you must have endured

@ace_of_cakes

Жыл бұрын

OMG I have a very similar memory, a girl scout sleepover at a roller rink, only the movie they chose to put on was 13 going on 30. I hate that movie to this day

@StarmisYT

Жыл бұрын

I have something similar too. My younger siblings were doing a family night and I really wanted to watch Kiki’s Delivery Service or Emperors New Groove. but they wanted to watch Minions since Kiki seemed to girly for them especially for a guy and they never watched ENG. When they turned it on, I just watched Kiki on my phone and it was so annoying to listen to it while having Minion noises in the background.

@tk_rocketman1904

Жыл бұрын

We’re here for you if you vent about this traumatic experience. You have our sympathy

@Maggot-Milk

Жыл бұрын

once when I was in elementary my tio wanted to spend some time with me, so him, his daughter, and I went to go watch despicable me 2. I remember just being completely stone faced and after it was over thinking "I don't like the minions anymore" lol

Remember, if the Mario movie beats Despicable Me, it’s because Nintendo’s was keeping a close eagle eye on it

@theangrysuchomimus5163

Жыл бұрын

It looks like it’s going to be better than every other Illumination movie by a landslide.

@janthecoo4964

Жыл бұрын

they finally received resistance from sonic again and i really really really hope that they can compete

@promienodrzutowysamuel790

Жыл бұрын

I forgot this movie is being made by illumination, like bruh

@Lanetgm

Жыл бұрын

Jack black did good in the trailer

@disneyvillainsfan1666

Жыл бұрын

I hope that when Bowser Kidnaps Princess Peach, she will have a little sideplot to herself where she escorts a plan to escape from Bowser's Castle before Mario comes to rescue her. She can Still be a Damsel In Distress, but she'll have some depth to her character. Edit: Okay Nevermind. It looks like Peach will Not be a Damsel In Distress at all.

James then: *This will truly be the final boss.* James now: Oh this is surprising good actually.

I like how you put meme sound effects to transition between different topics it's always fun to pause it and try to figure out what movie or topic represents the meme

Alternate theory... Vector IS old, it's just that he managed to steal the elixor of life, keeping himself young. The reason this didn't become the "crime of the century" was because he was still new to villainy and wanted to lay low.

@Soroboruo

Жыл бұрын

Maybe it has a side effect where he becomes a full-on baby at times and he still hasn't gotten it sorted out yet, so he doesn't want anyone to know.

@user-be4zd7nc7d

Жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/YoWGqdSRpJPHetY.html 😱ITS FINALLY HERE😱

@sophiebubbles07

Жыл бұрын

We could just ask Illumination

@angelemeana2754

Жыл бұрын

May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent.

@lcggr0022

Жыл бұрын

@@angelemeana2754 I pray to Allah that you refrain from the path of sin and follow the word of the Quran

Holy shit man, Biggering is actually insane. I can't believe Illumination wrote the perfect song that fit the message perfectly and then CUT IT, because the *CORPERATION* who made it thought that the *ANTI-CORPERATION* song in the *ANTI-CORPERATION* story was too *ANTI-CORPERATION*

@_MY.ESCAPE

Жыл бұрын

Not to be THAT person But... Corporation*

@glasscardproductions4736

Жыл бұрын

This entire situation feels capitalistic dystopian...

@massivecowbreakout7555

Жыл бұрын

@@_MY.ESCAPE autocorrect must have remembered a previous time when I'd misspelt it lol

@dumbledoratheexplorer1252

Жыл бұрын

XDD EXACTLY! Kinda ironic

@squashedphillip5583

Жыл бұрын

I've also heard some people say in the comments of the biggering video, that biggering is what actually happened and that how bad can I be is how the onceler told the kid how it went. but good GOD it would've made the movie so much better if it were in there tbh

I actually really liked Sing 2, especially going back and realizing that Johnny's journey to learn dance-fight-choreography wasn't stunted by his abilities, but rather his emotionally abusive mentor, and that by changing his mentor to someone who got his confidence back, he surpassed the dick who ruined it. Plus he has a minor panic attack that is displayed well, and Rosita's full blown panic attack over her fear of heights felt real, too. I love Porsha's dumb rich girl schtick, and you know, I mostly love Halsey since she's my bicon, and I agree with you that her change at the end feels abrupt and forced. I mean, she actively bashed on Rosita and acted like she was just being naive, but she really was a bitch like her father. Speaking of, her father is a good villain. CEO who gets away with something as fucked as murder? Sounds about right. He implies that he's done it before. My only real complaint is Meena's arc. Not that it was awful, just the way it was handled. She's a teenage girl who's never been in love, and she's a singer, not an actress. Buster bulldozes through that because he has no choice, he has to fulfill his dreams, but Meena is once again thrown out of her comfort zone, but this time it's worse. In the first movie, it was just her overcoming her stage fright and learning to love her voice over her fear to perform. But Darius is a stuck up jerk, and for Meena, that's just not someone she can even begin to pretend with. Buster says he's fixed the situation by finding the perfect match for her, but he's obviously not. He makes her uncomfortable and it makes me uncomfortable watching him cling to her like he does to sell the act. I think the movie tried to patch this up with her finding and falling in love with Alfonso, and even picturing Darius as Alfonso to save the show, but this makes me uncomfortable too. And awkward when she inadvertently admits this to Alfonso.

@ejumper_10

11 ай бұрын

i never really liked or disliked sing 2 but i agree with most of this comment

@branegrumps9247

10 ай бұрын

The Sing franchise is really precious to me in general. People don't like it and that's fine by me, but at least look at it before criticising it solely for being a children's movie or an Illumination movie. Both movies spark emotion within me, mainly due to how I associate them with my struggles irl I 100% agree with your analysis, and I preferred Meena more in the sequel than I did the first one. I understand her arc with stage fright, but she just felt like a Disney Channel pick-me. Ah well. Both movies hold a special place in my heart, both have awesome soundtracks (ESPECIALLY THE FIRST ONE OMGGG) and Nooshy is gender

@mr.darkassassin7997

8 ай бұрын

​@@branegrumps9247I mean yeah imo After I watch Sing 2 it was damn good despite people said it's just worse than the first Sing because there was no development characters at all it's just the same thing like the first Sing movie. In fact I pretend to ignore the first movie and then I watch the second movie like it wouldn't matter lol then this movie is almost to be their masterpiece but now Mario become their masterpiece

@Myhomeisacave

6 ай бұрын

I just noticed that Alfonso could be Luigi thanks to Mario wonder

@IPukeFire

6 ай бұрын

Porsha is unlikable and annoying plus she pointless

I love how Schaff doesn’t feel anything when watching these movies but he does when he’s talking about them.

as a half Latino I can confirm that el macho is the mexican equilivent of giga chad, thanks for coming to my ted talk

@angelemeana2754

Жыл бұрын

May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent.gdff

@misterchief3338

Жыл бұрын

literal sigma male

@willieboi.

Жыл бұрын

Factz Im latina too and I can confirm El Macho is everything to us

@GanzoHasashi1911

Жыл бұрын

Comparing the DM2 and DM3 reviews made me realize that 2 really is the better film solely because of El Macho and the plot being relatively more interesting. Sure DM3 shafted the Minions but I forgot how generic and boring the plot really was. Stan El Macho Supremacy

@erinsy13

Жыл бұрын

@@angelemeana2754 wtf

The fact that Vector only got about 7 minutes of screen time is CRIMINAL! He's easily my favorite character in the movie. That character is actually genius

@cringecity124

11 ай бұрын

Favorite character in ALL OF IILLUMINATION

@neog8029

11 ай бұрын

The biggest crime Vector ever committed

@logandehaven6012

11 ай бұрын

What? I could’ve sworn he was in the movie longer.

@SwitchAnimationsGacha

9 ай бұрын

666 likes

@worthybutter2004

6 ай бұрын

Well, there's always that brand new short that just came out, recently...

16:46 that "bravo, Vince" caught me off guard

Fun fact about Sing: The Giraffe (Daniel) who nearly gets the part before Johnny is voiced by Wes Anderson

This is gonna sound really weird, but my least favorite part of the minions movie was that it totally scrambled their lore. On the disc for Despicable Me 1 was a fun short where gru explains how he and dr. nefario created the minions, which was a great fit; like most of their inventions, the minions are helpful and useful, but also very obviously flawed. It made perfect thematic sense. Now, their lore is a bunch of nonsensical garbage that leads nowhere...

@geggy310

Жыл бұрын

in minions, those are the original minions, but most of them were cloned

@bigbang8739

Жыл бұрын

@@geggy310 bruh. Matpat said that

@thescoundrel2

Жыл бұрын

@@bigbang8739 person x said this so it cant be true

@bigbang8739

Жыл бұрын

@@thescoundrel2 but quite literally copy paste from that vid

@geggy310

Жыл бұрын

@@bigbang8739 i didnt see that video, but it’s the only way to make sense of this cash grab of a movie

Imagine the kind of universe we'd live in if Illumination chose to put the same amount of heart into the rest of their movies as they did with Despicable Me 1

@PussInBootsTheLastWishFan2003

Жыл бұрын

They did in Sing 2

@Pixelusually

Жыл бұрын

I'm on the day of the mario movies release Please cinema jesus let this be as good as the trailers

@ezelfrancisco1349

Жыл бұрын

Then at least half of their movies will be good, akin to Sony

@amyvasquez4268

Жыл бұрын

That would honestly be a pretty nice timeline

@lordcooler1687

11 ай бұрын

Especially with all the cut content in the Lorax that could've save the movie or at least made it tolerable

39:51 your sarcasm right here made me fall off my bed

@Redslayer88

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@Yoshihelicopter

Жыл бұрын

@@Redslayer88 53:44 hey does anyone know what’s the name of the song in the background

@Redslayer88

Жыл бұрын

@@Yoshihelicopter no

@Yoshihelicopter

Жыл бұрын

@@Redslayer88 oh ok

@Redslayer88

Жыл бұрын

@@Yoshihelicopter ok

There was a cutout of Vector taped to the fan in my 6th grade classroom. We don’t know how it got there but it just… appeared as far as we know

I’ll never forget how Hop did a cross promotion with Doodle Jump where you could play as EB if you named yourself “Hop”. Absolutely epic.

@yogurt2317

Жыл бұрын

omg i remember this!!!

@user-be4zd7nc7d

Жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/YoWGqdSRpJPHetY.html 😱ITS FINALLY HERE😱

@sophiebubbles07

Жыл бұрын

Oh no

@katchereye

Жыл бұрын

HOP may have been a bad movie, but that was what I call an amazing promotion.

@angelemeana2754

Жыл бұрын

May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent.

Fun fact: Illumination actually wanted Benedict Cumberbatch to use his natural British accent for the role of the Grinch, but he thought that using a voice like that would make him seem out-of-place compared to the Whos of Whoville, who all use American accents. And of course, rather than sitting him down and explaining to him that the Grinch is _supposed_ to be an outsider who doesn't fit in, and that him being the only one with a different accent would actually fit the story and the character's relation to the Whos of Whoville perfectly... Illumination apparently just went "yUp, mAkEs ToTaL sEnSe" and agreed to him using the somewhat-nasally, American-accented, not-at-all-sinister voice he uses in the final movie.

@miticaBEP07

Жыл бұрын

They did a similar thing with Fate:The Winx Saga. Abigail Coven’s Bloom, outsider protagonist and only fairy from Earth, has an American accent, while the rest of the cast is British. And if Fate: The Winx Saga does something better than you, you’ve screwed up.

@BucioTheZenith

Жыл бұрын

So all of this would’ve been avoided if Benedict Cumberbatch understood the character of the Grinch a little better?

@overdadeirowillsmithreal1479

Жыл бұрын

@@BucioTheZenith i think it was both his mistake for not understanding the character and Illumination mistake for "forgetting" this fact. I say forgetting in quotes beacuse they probably didn't even care about the orignal story

@luigiboi4244

Жыл бұрын

I thought Benedict Cumberbatch was really great as the Grinch.

@liamphibia

Жыл бұрын

Come on Benedict, people would have *loved* your intimidating voice for the Grinch!

8:29: Remember when those KZread ads kept showing This in the ads for the film? That was a very jarring sight to behold.

42:29 disappointment in the game of life

The sad thing is, The Lorax could've been amazing if they took the themes of Biggering and made them the focus. Hell, they could've STILL included How Bad Can I Be if they just had it chronicle the very start of The Onceler's descent into prideful greed, then had Biggering come in after he's become a mastermind. It probably could've made it one of Illumination's best.

@angelemeana2754

Жыл бұрын

May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent.

@zlis4536

Жыл бұрын

@@angelemeana2754 go touch some grass, linda

@peccantis

Жыл бұрын

@@angelemeana2754 which "soon"? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predictions_and_claims_for_the_Second_Coming

@HQofrandom

Жыл бұрын

@@angelemeana2754 so if he doesn't come soon, then what does that mean? People have been saying he's coming soon for hundreds of years lol

@Superluigi881

Жыл бұрын

Rumour has it Illumination dropped Biggering because it gave them cold feet given their own rise to significance. Well that and the movie had a shit ton of corporate sponsors they didn't want to piss off. That one's a fact.

I just realised how funny it is that it just looks like Tamatoa is ranting to Moana about how much he hates Illumination movies

@shagarumedic

Жыл бұрын

Are you asking me to talk about how much I hate illumination movies? Because if you are….I will gladly do so! In song form!

@ahmadmalaki8364

Жыл бұрын

I actually like to imagine that they are friends now

18:57 This aged well!

@lazuliisanidiot

11 ай бұрын

yee!

@limerobloxgaming8567

11 ай бұрын

😂

It's hysterical to watch the 2022 Schaffrillas foreshadow the Mario movie as some antichrist unholy abomination that was going to mentally annihilate anyone who watched it and then destroy the universe once it was released, and then it came out and he was like "Idk it was ok i guess"

The Lorax movie was such a tragedy that it devolved to a masterpiece of comedy, I love it so much

@emoji3266

Жыл бұрын

Can he rank the Kirby final bosses next?

@jackiecozzie4803

Жыл бұрын

I adore the lorax and it's only partially ironic

@jwroot

Жыл бұрын

Unironically

@confab5940

Жыл бұрын

@@jackiecozzie4803 same

@sweetbubblegum55

Жыл бұрын

+and internet culture cuz well... y'know, the onceler.

The insane thing about Minions is that the soundtrack is actually FANTASTIC and I have no clue how they got the rights to any of it

Rewatching this made me realize how many illumination movies I watched as a kid, I wasn't even a fan of them my dad just kept bringing me to the theater to watch them until he stopped after pets because I hated it. But I got back at him by making it watch the Mario movie.

The Lorax could’ve had _such_ a huge impact had they kept the original premise of the book. Biggering is an absolute BANGER that DESERVED to be in the movie. But I guess it hit too close to home and they had to go more comedic for the kids.

@squishypigs3010

Жыл бұрын

I have the lorax's greed speech memorized and branded into my brain

@egg_addict

Жыл бұрын

I heard somewhere that advertisement partners actually requested that the song be cut because it spoke down on their practices and companies, so there's that. We live in a dystopian future istg.

@sweetbubblegum55

Жыл бұрын

The only impact it did was Tumblr. If it wasn't for that sans vs reigen poll wouldn't exist

@edbob6463

Жыл бұрын

It’s a real tragedy that they sanitised the whole book in the name of corporate greed and a happy ending so kids don’t get scared at the fact that the environment is being killed by corporate leaders that you could never know. I highly recommend you check out the video made by the sin squad on biggering

@Geiger_

Жыл бұрын

The problem with the 2012 version for me, is that it never took anything from the 1972 cartoon special. The Once-ler, while being faceless in the special, is far more aware of his actions, while not doing anything about it.

I forgot all about Hop. Nice to know James Marsden's legacy has always involved being partnered with talking anthropomorphic animals

@angelemeana2754

Жыл бұрын

May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent.

@jjam1025

Жыл бұрын

@@angelemeana2754 as a catholic, makes sense

@kaphizmey6229

Жыл бұрын

“how are you not dead?” *”i have no idea!”*

@10thDoctorWhoovez

Жыл бұрын

He is always with animals to the fact he became a CGI animal. Isn't that right Hitch Trailblazer?

@ikarainijirai4285

Жыл бұрын

Except Enchanted, where quite literally the opposite happened

So I was watching an interview with trey Parker about despicable me 3, and he looked like he didn’t want to be there, and the only reason he was doing it was because his daughter liked minions. He hates the minions as much as we do.

@finalmountain

10 ай бұрын

That’s a fun fact

3:53 I lost my shit with the Vector stuff XD I love your hummor Schaff :3

Fun Fact: In the original draft for Despicable Me, there were only five minions, each with a different personality. But later, they changed it so there were tons of them that all had the same personality to make it more comedic.

@Chkprofilename

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@matyaskassay4346

Жыл бұрын

there were tons of minions in the first movie too

@Drave_Jr.

Жыл бұрын

@@matyaskassay4346 He means draft

@Drave_Jr.

Жыл бұрын

That makes sense, since it's just the three to the mall, and the two who hang out with Gru and the kids getting attention, and they do have some personality to them.

@emoji3266

Жыл бұрын

Keep it up man! Can he do a ranking on Kirby final bosses or Sid the sloth in Encanto?

As a mexican, I firmly believe El Macho to be the most accurate deppiction of a mexican in any animated movie (yes, even coco).

@seapop2629

Жыл бұрын

I went to mexico and everyone there is el macho but with different jobs

@sporkzzz

Жыл бұрын

@@seapop2629 LOL

@g.d.graham2446

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@santiagobarreraruiz7280

Жыл бұрын

Confirmo

@dinamosflams

Жыл бұрын

the had to compensate for carlos in HOP

14:35 minions the rise of gru baby #minionsweep #bestmovieever #Iwannadie #vronicaimsorry

9:22: Well now there’s 3.

The impact that vector had on me is truly astounding. I'm an engineering student in university and of course, in physics, we learn about vectors and how THEY HAVE DIRECTION AND MAGNITUDE. I literally cannot forget it just because of Despicable Me.

@Del-Dokan

Жыл бұрын

So glad Vector, the chad himself, inspired you to take up a career in Engineering. Best of luck to you! I'm sure you'll go far in life.

As a latino, when Schaff started to talk about the iffy racial implications of Carlos' mistreatment, I burst out laughing. It was hilarious, honestly But to add another nail on Hop's coffin: The movie gets even worse at the end when EB says he'll be the easter bunny, and his dad is like "But son, what about your dream?" and EB goes something like "I'm still gonna be a drummer. But I'll also be the easter bunny". So the last 80 minutes of my life have been pointless since all EB needed to learn to solve the conflict was the amazing superpower of *time management* and the fact the entire movie wouldn't have happened had he put 2 and 2 together before or even during his conversation with his dad.

@TheDarkLord648

9 ай бұрын

I honestly don’t understand why I liked this movie when I was 5

@firechillbro720

9 ай бұрын

​@@TheDarkLord648because kids like bad movies if you watch sharktale as a kid you will like it but then watch it again as an adult and the only thing that will make you laugh in it that you will remember that that movie was nominated for an oscar

@TheDarkLord648

9 ай бұрын

@@firechillbro720 yeah ik I still just don’t entirely understand my five year old headspace lol

@ffggdufs4112

8 ай бұрын

It was nominated cuz fish name is Oscar.@@firechillbro720

@nerdtuga9180

8 ай бұрын

Wow! Hop being entirely pointless? Now I've heard everything!

Scraff: illumination only has one good movie A few months later: the mario movie gets released Scraff: oh nevermind them

@colorstar7772

9 ай бұрын

As a long time fan of mario, I was a big fan of that movie. I wouldn't really call it great, byt it was still really good and faithful to the franchise. It actually felt like a competent film.

@PussInBootsTheLastWishFan2003

8 ай бұрын

Don’t forget Sing 2

@carlososoriohernandez3979

5 ай бұрын

​@@PussInBootsTheLastWishFan2003 he thinks is average/ok

@PussInBootsTheLastWishFan2003

5 ай бұрын

@@carlososoriohernandez3979 uh no he thought it was good too

@carlososoriohernandez3979

5 ай бұрын

@@PussInBootsTheLastWishFan2003 he gave it a 6/10 on Letterboxd (which means is OK) and he even said on the intro Despicable Me 1 was the only good Illumination movie had (before The Super Mario bros. Movie came out)

4:15 ,, THE ORANGE KNIGHT RISES"

Schafrillas saying the word GOILS is singlehandedly more funny than the entirety of illumination's movie catalogue

@user-be4zd7nc7d

Жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/YoWGqdSRpJPHetY.html 😱ITS FINALLY HERE😱

@angelemeana2754

Жыл бұрын

May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent.tfs

@unnamedweirdo3804

Жыл бұрын

...funnier than their entire movie catalogue collectively.

I love to imagine it’s actually Tamatoa ranting about Hop to Moana for a full 20 minutes

@albertoandroidain

Жыл бұрын

Deleted scene: Moana and Maui sing I Want Candy in order to get Tamatoa to leave them alone

@nightmarefanatic1819

Жыл бұрын

Moana: Maui, how should I distract Tamatoa so you can get your hook? Maui: Just ask him his opinion on Hop, I'll have plenty of time to grab it.

34:40 I love this rant XD It should be added to the schaffrillas shorties catalogue

Vector is also great in that he helps explain the difference between scalar and vector quantities: A vector quantity has both magnitude (value) and direction (can be positive or negative).

If I recall correctly, I read that the minions were originally designed to have a more monstrous appearance, but due to budget restrictions (Despicable Me did has a slightly lower budget than most other major films of the year), they made the minions much simpler, with assorted body types, eyes, and hair. Props to Illumination, because this worked, though it unfortunately set the trend of Illumination being able to put very little effort and still turn a profit.

@pudd1ng_bunn182

Жыл бұрын

You can thank them for all the minion clones that popped out of the abyss for years to come

@magicalminachan

Жыл бұрын

@@pudd1ng_bunn182 Somehow, the Rabbids had the same "monstrous concept to simplified goofballs to pop culture reign of terror" before the Minions, but they burned out faster.

@pudd1ng_bunn182

Жыл бұрын

@@magicalminachan and made a surprisingly positive comeback with the Mario + Rabbids crossover. Meanwhile kids shows are pumping out gibberish speaking trios left and right. I can see where your coming from though.

@magicalminachan

Жыл бұрын

@@pudd1ng_bunn182 Rabbids Go Home is supposed to be fun and unique as well, and I hope I can get a hold of it sometime.

It sucks that they never take full advantage of the whole “villain adopting daughters” thing. I always thought a fun sequel would be like him basically teaching the GORLS how to be super villains, each could have a specific interest (gadgets, strategy, etc) and have one want to be good or a hero or something. But no we gotta have minion shenanigans, pointless romance subplots, and a retconned brother lol

@simonemastrolonardo405

Жыл бұрын

Ngl, despite the fact that I liked the Despicable Me 2 we got, I would have loved a sequel like this

@popsicIes

Жыл бұрын

Ugh, the "villain adopting daughters" thing is genuinely one of my favorite aspects about Despicable Me. It was just so... sweet, and I wish it was utilized more.

@captainjames4649

Жыл бұрын

This idea makes me physically gag

@brawlornothin1008

Жыл бұрын

@@captainjames4649 you seem nice. Thanks!

@emblemblade9245

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I know Gru isn’t really as big on the “villain” thing anymore by the end, but I totally wish the second movie had the GORLS get to like try out his cool gadgets and try to help him in whatever new outlet he picked up

34:23 This is where the cars 2 rant starts btw

Now that Despicable Me 4 is official, it makes me love this video a lot more since Despicable Me 1 and The Super Mario Bros Movie are the only good films from this studio in his eyes, and I still love watching him fall apart while talking about all the bad movies. He gives a pretty convincing argument on why you shouldn’t watch Hop, and I’d be foolish not to take him at his word

"Seriously, who the hell made this movie, because it sure wasn't illumination." Exactly how I feel about the Mario Trailer.

@trainguy3277

Жыл бұрын

Same

@BlueKey962

Жыл бұрын

Nintendo probably forced them to make it good as they weren't gonna release a bad again after 30 years.

@justaghostinthesea

Жыл бұрын

@@BlueKey962 Shigeru Miyamoto is keeping Illumination in line

@rachelmorgan7565

Жыл бұрын

no but same?!?! i still hate chris pratt as mario tho😭

@kassandrax2322

Жыл бұрын

SAME💀

I love how Despicable Me 3’s ending is actually a huge event in its own universe, but it’s such a ridiculous franchise that no one noticed the Minions even abandoned Gru again.

@Chkprofilename

Жыл бұрын

Fax

@thatoneundertalefanatic

Жыл бұрын

@@Chkprofilename wait You're not a bot?

@SubsonicH

Жыл бұрын

@@thatoneundertalefanatic No he's a bot

@Jack_Saint_Archive

Жыл бұрын

@@Chkprofilename bot

@emoji3266

Жыл бұрын

Keep it up man! Can he do a ranking on Kirby final bosses or Sid the sloth in Encanto?

1:08 Despicable Me 6:18 Sing 2 9:27 Despicable Me 2 11:54 Sing 14:32 Minions: Rise of Gru 18:17 Despicable Me 3 23:00 The Secret Life of Pets 27:16 The Lorax 32:21 Minions 35:44 The Secret Life of Pets 2 37:43 The Grinch 42:29 Hop

@wiggletones

5 ай бұрын

its almost coming

At 44:17, my phone froze but I had it in my pocket with my airpods plugged in so I actually thought he was waiting to see if this was a kerprank

The amount of terror I felt when we reached the final entry on this list, but still had 15 minutes of the video left, cannot be overstated. I love this.

@animallbros.8767

Жыл бұрын

I know, I mean, I predicted it probably was going to be Hop when the video started, but after seeing talk about The Secret Life of Pets 2 and their adaptation of The Grinch, my brain could not comprehend a worse movie, that I was terrified to find out what it was. And then when he said that he noticed a unfortunate trend in the animation industry, and then the underwear water music played, and the shot of the photo realistic Mario gave so chills. I mean I suppose both weren't the worst thing ever, they were just weirdly effective

@AshvinRanjan

Жыл бұрын

I just reached there and now I’m worried

@AshvinRanjan

Жыл бұрын

Update: Jesus Christ he really hated that movie, also what the fuck was that ending

I literally met the guy who voiced vector (pls don’t @ me for not remembering his name lmao I’m tired rn) but holy hell it was fun. Apparently he planned on giving Vector a deep, sultry, manly voice (because of how nerdy vector looks, he thought it’d be funny). I love that there is an alternate universe out there where vector has like, a kronk voice lmao

@M50A1

Жыл бұрын

I wish we got that Vector instead, or like, somehow have both

@madamemystica

Жыл бұрын

@@M50A1 the vector grimwalker theory makes it possible but they won't exist at the same time, they'd be different clones

@jzmc7562

Жыл бұрын

U met Jared Segal! That’s awesome

@redpanda6497

Жыл бұрын

@@madamemystica Nlg that would make an interesting joke or plotline.

@emperorfrozenbillrulerofan8767

Жыл бұрын

Dude I can't even imagine frickin' Marshall's voice coming out of Vector's mouth

33:37 I have a feeling Tim Burton might've made this stop Motion

I don’t think sings placement should be changed or anything but the Seen were the gorilla breaks out of prison honestly touched me.

The way he explains each film that has a mario reference leading up to the mario movie was actually intense, I was at the edge of my seat Edit: woa i'm fam

@omarsalem1219

Жыл бұрын

Me too

@StarmisYT

Жыл бұрын

Same

@RetroviaProductions

Жыл бұрын

What was the music playing during it

@vladneves7456

Жыл бұрын

I died of laughter when the gorrila named mario showed up

@gazem_3211

Жыл бұрын

They've been planning this all along!

42:29 to 51:57 He talked about how horrible Hop was for 9 minutes and 28 seconds. That's how you know he genuinely hates this movie from the deepest depths of his heart.

@moonblue1682

Жыл бұрын

I can't tell wether that means it's a long time or a short amount of time,

@andreafraustoz

Жыл бұрын

another reason why secret life sequel is better

@turbobist2889

Жыл бұрын

Imagine how much more furious he will be when reviewing Artemis Fowl(His least favorite movie of all time).

@moonblue1682

Жыл бұрын

@@turbobist2889 i need

@jesusgutierrezoseguera4770

Жыл бұрын

So that's basically he likes illumination movies.He likes to watched.

Illumination is one of those movie studios that I watch for pure entertainment only. Its a time to let loose, laugh at whacky shenanigans, and have fun. When I don't care so much about the story or characters and just want some chill, this is the studio I turn to. They are the experts in this field.

11:57 What's the name of that piano music playing in the background of the Sing 1 review?

“Y’know the way people online talk about sing, you think it killed their grandma or something” THIS IS WHY WE LOVE YOU SCHAFF

@archivist_13

Жыл бұрын

I don't get it

@Josabella

Жыл бұрын

@@archivist_13 it's a reference to the "singing killed my grandma" line on the Trolls movie, it's such a horrible attempt at a sad scene that it became a meme

@archivist_13

Жыл бұрын

@@Josabella oh yeah, I rember now

@cameussmith

Жыл бұрын

@@Josabella It wasn't

We need to really appreciate Shaff for this. If we thought the sony ranking was bad this must have been torturous for him. Thank you Shaff for sacrificing your soul to give us entertainment.

@showerheadjoker9672

Жыл бұрын

Really sony? Blue sky's was the worst

@daniellavaladez7820

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely!!!

@albertoherrera3244

Жыл бұрын

He stated at the end that the Sony ranking was more torturous. There were more movies and Illumination’s films were more bland than annoying.

@g.d.graham2446

Жыл бұрын

Amen to that

Interesting how Illumination's very first movie was it's best one, and the very next one was it's worst.

@finalmountain

10 ай бұрын

Lesson learned, don’t make a live action hybrid ever again Illumination

@wiggletones

3 ай бұрын

worst one is hop

13:09 Legit how I felt when I first watched Sing

Not gonna lie, I’ve always unironically loved the first Despicable Me.

@chasehedges6775

Жыл бұрын

Same. It’s still the best out of all their movies that they have made

@poweroffriendship2.0

Жыл бұрын

Same

@CoolerMike

Жыл бұрын

I feel like Illumination makes movies just for money and Facebook Moms now because the first Despecible Me was the only good one in my opinion

@chasehedges6775

Жыл бұрын

@@CoolerMike 💯💯💯

@thatrantinggirl7376

Жыл бұрын

Same, it's very cute and started my love for the found family trope, specifically the grumpy father adopts cute kid(s) version

Fun fact: Vector from the movie helped me on a physics test. The question was What are the two components of a vector And I immediantly thought of Direction and magnitude instantly from the movie despite not having learned this from the lessons.

@siredrediii7015

Жыл бұрын

Who said TV rots the brain

@akuma4321

Жыл бұрын

direction and MAGNITUUUUUUUDE

@Junimeek

Жыл бұрын

my physics teacher last year literally showed that scene to define what a vector is

@Jirudoggu

Жыл бұрын

@@akuma4321 OH YEAHHHHH

@andralea2144

Жыл бұрын

@@Junimeek same, litealy right before the pandemic too

I like Despicable Me 2, mainly for the fact that it answers the question of what would happen if the minions were to turn evil.