there is no real criteria for these rankings besides my instinctual gravitation to them lmao . . **ALSO it was confirmed in a livestream that the rude customer and man in a hurry are separate characters!!

@copperrose4376

4 жыл бұрын

bread roll I enjoyed this but one question WHERE IS GERALD (I’m sorry if I’m being an idiot and missed his number)

@ceruleanhearts7604

4 жыл бұрын

@@copperrose4376 they said in the description that they only used characters that appeared onstage

@nurailidepaepe2783

4 жыл бұрын

@@ceruleanhearts7604 he was on stage.... in..... spirit

@ProfessorWalnut

4 жыл бұрын

Emilia Knowles They also skipped Donna

@randonn_nes2181

3 жыл бұрын

Can you make a part two with nightmare time characters

Ranking Hot Chocolate Boy above Wiggly was a POWER MOVE

@soupcorvus7451

4 жыл бұрын

agreed, hot chocolate boy (aka oliver) has my whole heart

@FloreMar-yp3iz

4 жыл бұрын

@@soupcorvus7451 HIS NAME IS OLIVER???? I fucking love that name. Perfect names for perfect people uhu

@alic2923

4 жыл бұрын

WHAT IS THAT CONFIRMED

@CassidyWoollaston

4 жыл бұрын

SaltyRat is that his actual name cause i love it

@soupcorvus7451

4 жыл бұрын

i’ve seen a couple people call him oliver so i think so, it’s hard to know for sure though

When “Homeless Guy” made it over “Ted” I knew this was a good list

@naomida22

4 жыл бұрын

When rude customer is above Sam

@married2kjs

3 жыл бұрын

Naomi Dadya when LITERALLY EVERYONE is above sam

@sevencats4964

3 жыл бұрын

.

@sapphicmoonlightlilith

3 жыл бұрын

this hits different now

@_veronica_r

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly I feel like Hidgens should have been at least the top 5, maybe even top 3.

If you haven’t already memorised Gary Goldstein’s entire audit dialogue there’s something wrong

@apffee7287

4 жыл бұрын

good thing i have and recited it along with jon.

@marinarasauce5701

4 жыл бұрын

hi, gary goldstein, attorney-at-law. i was a little further back in line. are you aware that my client, linda monroe, suffers from a rare, little-understood anxiety disorder? and any lasting medical conditions which may arise from stress caused on _these_ premises are _your_ liability, sir? i hope you have your finances in order! get ready for audits! audits, up ya ears. audits, in ya ying yang. audits out your *wazoo* !!!

@ninasimpson6639

4 жыл бұрын

Bold of you to assume that I haven't memorized all of his lines

@peternoparker

4 жыл бұрын

audits up your *W A Z O O*

@thatonestarkidfan3918

4 жыл бұрын

Hi Gary Goldstein, attorney in law, I was a little further back in line. Are you aware that my client, Linda Monroe, suffers from a rare, little understood anxiety disorder? And that any lasting medical conditions that may arise from stress caused on these premises are your liability, sir? I hope you have your finances in order! get ready for audits! Audits up your ears! Audits in your ying yang! Audits in ya wazoo!! HiGaryGoldsteinattourneyinlaw. Are you aware that my client, Sherman Young, is being discriminated against- Ooh right in the *subpoena!* Can I use these coupons? Her protector... Gerald? Yeah, it’s Gary. Yeah. We gotta talk about the will. Goldstein!! *singing parts* -🎶It’s called PTSD🎶 -🎶It’s mine🎶 -🎶It’s mine🎶 -🎶You never should settle🎶 *Also insert 😬 in between every line said* Gary Goldstein attorney in law actually doesn’t have many lines for such an amazing man. In this essay-

if Gary Goldstein wasn't at the highest tier, we would all have audits in our wazoos

@coleneumann4628

4 жыл бұрын

I H O P E Y O U H A V E Y O U R F I N A N C E S I N O R D E R

@camithecamel

4 жыл бұрын

G E T R E A D Y F O R A U D I T S

@hannatara02

4 жыл бұрын

A U D I T S U P Y O U R E A R S

@aceofrooks

4 жыл бұрын

@@hannatara02 A U D I T S I N Y O U R Y I N Y A N G

@birch3904

4 жыл бұрын

Audits in your wazoo

"i can't be evil, i'm a status quo democrat!" is probably the most underrated line in black friday

@Someone-cc2le

4 жыл бұрын

I HAVE NEVER AGREED THIS MUCH TO A COMMENT BEFORE-

@kathycat4452

4 жыл бұрын

@Maya Aguilar this is the most beautiful dream ever

seeing "jeff sniggle", oh youre ranking literally ALL hatchetfield characteers

@kathryndavis9116

4 жыл бұрын

They didn’t do peanuts the pocket squirrel

@fivehundredlux

4 жыл бұрын

*A L L*

@sophiescribbles8504

3 жыл бұрын

@@kathryndavis9116 peanuts is above everyone in hatchetfield

@noamdavid8051

3 жыл бұрын

@@sophiescribbles8504 He's WAY more superior

The audacity to put Jingle and Jangle above Professor Hidgens

@lisak8492

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@yourownmother9604

4 жыл бұрын

Right!

@am_lie

4 жыл бұрын

IKR

@darezoo

4 жыл бұрын

That's right!

@thekingofratz801

3 жыл бұрын

exactly, I'm disgusted and outraged

if man in a hurry isn’t number one, i’m rioting

@rakum4919

4 жыл бұрын

Close one

@thealtostarkid3360

4 жыл бұрын

Close enough

@JJ4EVER9232011

4 жыл бұрын

The Alto Starkid Ayee nice name! I'm also an alto (second alto, technically)

As much as I wish Jaime was in Black Friday more, she's really the only Starkid who could've played those characters, I don't think anyone else could've pulled off Sherman lol

@briansilva3344

4 жыл бұрын

Tatyana J is it the eyes? She has the the most character-like eyes

@thatguycalleddan1702

4 жыл бұрын

It’s just a testament to her amazing range. I love her harmony in Wiggle too.

@sarahkinsey5434

4 жыл бұрын

Sherman is definitely one of my favorite Jaime roles!

@mollywhiteman8956

4 жыл бұрын

Tatyana J i would say maybe jeff but he’s too chaotic and not creepy enough

@ellebagley5436

3 жыл бұрын

I just wish Mariah was in it

Sneaky, we know you only included on stage characters so that Peanuts The Pocket Squirrel didn't take up all 57 spots on this list

@dragonimbus7825

4 жыл бұрын

Nathan Creek ah, but he is there. During what if tomorrow comes you can see Curt’s character holding a small stuffed squirrel. Definitely Peanuts.

@amandablack4741

4 жыл бұрын

Peanuts the Pocket squirrel, the only Squirrel I like.

@peggy2983

4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure Peanuts does appear on stage. When Curt's character comes on stage during What If Tomorrow Comes, there's a little squirrel in the pockets of his hoodie.

@mads9966

4 жыл бұрын

We CANNOT compete with squirrels

@stegosaurus6654

4 жыл бұрын

@@mads9966 EXACTLY -EMMA- !

I swear to wiggly if Man In A Hurry isn’t at the top I will start a cult to a stuffed doll.

@thatonestarkidfan3918

4 жыл бұрын

I dislike that word, Schneckinator 500, cult. No, it’s a new exciting religion that Man In A Hurry started

*_aRE YOU FRIGHTENED???!!_*

@apffee7287

4 жыл бұрын

Uh, yeah, I think I *am* starting to get a little frightened.

@marinarasauce5701

4 жыл бұрын

*_y-you sHOULD bE_*

@cmd0317

3 жыл бұрын

Emma~ Tip!

@joshuatartar2731

3 жыл бұрын

Hold on I gotta do this dumbass tip song

i haven't watched it yet but my mind immediately jumped to "higarygoldsteinattorneyatlaw" and "and i'm in a hurry!'

If Jon had been in more shows than two I have a feeling that he’d have just stolen all of the top ten on this list

@apffee7287

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, definitely, Jon Mattestans forever

@frizb9034

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure jon is the most underrated starkid and its really sad

No appreciation for any customers in the coffee shop or the hatchetfeild bee

@musicismygalaxy6070

4 жыл бұрын

THE BEE I knew something was missing

@erinwoah3696

4 жыл бұрын

Or Curt at the end of the show. After so very intense investigation I can confirm he is wearing a different sweatshirt than the shopper was

I like how the smoke club is one character

I immediately cheered and whooped for joy when Sam was last.

@yuvalmaharshak5566

3 жыл бұрын

Why?

@andrewhrusovsky9426

3 жыл бұрын

Sam was great y'all just have bad taste

@yuvalmaharshak5566

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewhrusovsky9426 you damm right

@webby9044

2 жыл бұрын

And that rude costumer was one of the last ones

@someguydoingthings

Жыл бұрын

@@webby9044 Man in a Hurry?

I really think first is gonna be Gary Goldstein, with all the hype he's been getting

@acwalter2838

4 жыл бұрын

The well deserved hype

@ivymoody4238

4 жыл бұрын

It's all deserved

@plusiegaming8962

4 жыл бұрын

He deserves it TwT

@Indomitable_Alykat

2 жыл бұрын

It's what he deserves

i was under the impression that Rude Customer and Man in a Hurry were the same person

@apffee7287

4 жыл бұрын

apparently not???

@jeremysworld3061

4 жыл бұрын

They confirmed that they were different people in the It's ALIVEstream

@lunamadz1983

3 жыл бұрын

Man in a hurry would never!

@huoncampbell-ellis8147

2 жыл бұрын

Man in a hurry would never waste his time arguing aver a tip, he's in to much of a hurry to even listen to a song

My poor cinnamon roll Charlotte :(( she was even beat by a nameless security guard, rip

@kittyonpointe2347

4 жыл бұрын

ssnnAAAAAAKKEE Also that death drop

kris kringle above hidgens???? my mans doesn’t even live in hatchetfield

@evieanne06

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing!!! The “Santa Claus Goes To High School” characters don’t live in Hatchetfield because their movie characters.

@nora3067

4 жыл бұрын

Well the president and the people in that scene don’t either

@indecisivemess7504

3 жыл бұрын

a background character got higher than all of Roberts rolls like what

@annabellemonroe7728

3 жыл бұрын

They were ranking characters in the Hatchetfeild shows. Not just people who live there.

The smoke club deserved number 1

@waynefodor3762

4 жыл бұрын

YASSSSSSS

@nora3067

4 жыл бұрын

They’re just salty that they’re not in the smoke club.

@thatonestarkidfan3918

4 жыл бұрын

That’s what I was thinking, but then I remembered Gary Goldstein Attorney in Law, and decided that the smoke club should be second

@heatherduke7361

3 жыл бұрын

No we do not stan peer pressure ❗❗🚨🔊🔊❗🚨🚨

@kiki8792

3 жыл бұрын

@@heatherduke7361 Says Heather Duke.. may i remind you of Candy Store?

JAMES SNIGGLE DESERVED BETTER

@kiki8792

3 жыл бұрын

Curt Sniggle NEEDED to be higher

The name ‘Jeff sniggle’ is one of the best things I’ve heard

I can't fathom Mariah as Lex. Angela is the one and only.

@disgruntledradish6106

4 жыл бұрын

Still wish Mariah was in BF, I love her and she's a great singer

@bellac6311

4 жыл бұрын

I think she’d have vocally managed, but I don’t think she could play as tough a character as lex. Her voice is very polished and pretty, so I feel like Angela’s performance would be better. But then again you never know

@anarchistcatowner

3 жыл бұрын

@@bellac6311 same Angela's alto was more suitable for lex

I really love Angela's sniggle for some reason

@apffee7287

4 жыл бұрын

don't blame you, lauren's sniggle makes me feel things but she has no solo lines so rip

@ellkeesler

4 жыл бұрын

That little wink when she says "don't be scared" *swoon*

@lunamadz1983

3 жыл бұрын

and Curts- “come and pway!” And wiggles

Jaime's PEIP agent is named Colonel Schaffer, by the way

i love how all three of roberts main characters are all in a row

i like how smoke club is considered one character

@somnodaur8064

3 жыл бұрын

Smoke club is a siblinghood

Ted is criminaly low but man in a hurry is my chaotic Aries boi so I can't complain.

hidgens at 13 make me take step back before I remembered black friday

@briansilva3344

4 жыл бұрын

Cheezy - Extravaganza bill was number 6, probably should have been switched

@avast47

4 жыл бұрын

i wonder what he was like at 13 years old

OKAY LISTEN. MY INNOCENT BEAN CURT SNIGGLE PUT HIS WHOLE ENERGY INTO THAT AND YOU JUST TOSSED HIM AWAY. HE DESERVED BETTER AND I WILL BE BITTER ABOUT IT.

@lunamadz1983

3 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for this comment 😭😭 he proper wiggle dipped and pwayed his was to glory and he was cast aside 🥺😭

Woah, woah, woah, this feels like unwarranted Jeff Blim hatred

@apffee7287

4 жыл бұрын

he just plays too many assholes, at least macnamara got 9th

@horrorhistory7342

4 жыл бұрын

Man in a hurry is number two!!!!!!

@jm4954

4 жыл бұрын

As a Sam stan I started this video like “mmmmMMMMMM” lmao (Yes, I know he’s awful but he is Funny and Entertaining to watch and that is my top priority)

@breadroll_sk

4 жыл бұрын

NEVER I LOVE JEFF BLIM

@TheHakaseOne

3 жыл бұрын

@@breadroll_sk if you really loved Jeff Blim, this list would look very different.

Macnamera as a character is completely slept on and putting him above fan favorites like Ethan and Hidgens is absolutely a take I am here for

thank you for putting Gary Goldstein first.

I recited all of Gary's lines in all the scenes you showed of him perfectly and I'm proud of myself

@apffee7287

4 жыл бұрын

congratulations, your prize of audits will arrive in the mail shortly.

The Hot Chocolate Boy deserved better

@soupcorvus7451

4 жыл бұрын

fun fact his name is oliver (as in ethan’s cousin oliver i’m guessing, i refuse to believe that’s a coincidence)

@polyphonicgherkins

3 жыл бұрын

Hot Chocolate boy deserves his hot chocolate. Because he has very low blood sugar.

If hot chocolate boy, Gary Goldstein, Henry Freaking Hidgens, Homeless Guy, or Hannah isn’t number 1 I’m going to start a riots in a toy store.

@juliana.sirmans

4 жыл бұрын

K so Homeless Guy got 23. So I’m close to rioting. HCB got 20. about to do it. Henry Freaking Hidgens got 13. Getting closer to the spawn of satan himself Hannah got 7. Satan is now watching with me K Gary Goldstein got 1. Satan went home . Toy store is safe.

Gary Goldstein deserves to use those coupons

@apffee7287

4 жыл бұрын

at least he got his own cult from the starkid fans and got to be in one simultaneously.

You're forgetting the true number 1. Peanuts the pocket squirrel.

I was really upset when lex was only 3rd but honestly I get it now

IF TED ISN’T IN THE TOP TEN I WILL KICK YOUR HEAD!!!

@roj6895

4 жыл бұрын

Brave Moon bill > ted

@nosuchthingasgoodcows7003

4 жыл бұрын

Well go on then. I want to see you kick above the waist.

@alastorbutwithagun

4 жыл бұрын

oh woah, hey bro

@oliverboisvert5215

4 жыл бұрын

It's the most vulnerable part of the body! That's what Sensei Bill taught me.

@maegonzalez9174

4 жыл бұрын

Really you’re gonna kick my head. Yknow what do it kick above your waist show me the round house the sweeping crane kick

I love that jingle and jangle almost cracked the top 10. Its so unfair to the other characters below them yet its totally well deserved

@apffee7287

4 жыл бұрын

*yOu BeT tHeY dId, BoSs!*

@valenarizio4313

4 жыл бұрын

@@apffee7287 *tHAaaAat's RIgHt!*

@jeremysworld3061

4 жыл бұрын

@@valenarizio4313 All hail Jingle and Jangle, the supreme overlords of the universe

@apffee7287

4 жыл бұрын

Jeremy's World Gladly

THE GOD HOMELESS GUY HAS BEEN ROBED

@sk70091

3 жыл бұрын

True, but he only had three dollars so.

aRe yOu aWaaaaare that MY client,

I just now noticed that Lauren’s elf voice is just her Bugette voice😳

aPpLe Of My Eye uwu

@apffee7287

4 жыл бұрын

god i hate sam so much

@hollisjo4023

4 жыл бұрын

@@apffee7287 God I love Sam so much

Sometimes I forget that Paul and Emma are played by the same actors as Linda and Gary. Lauren and Jon are definitely some of the best actors in starkid

Man Gary truly is the MVP

If Gerald was included in the list would he be number 1?

@killanelle

4 жыл бұрын

100%, no doubt

@mari-su8up

4 жыл бұрын

Obviously

@FloreMar-yp3iz

4 жыл бұрын

WE ARE NUMBER ONE DU DU

@FloreMar-yp3iz

4 жыл бұрын

WE ARE NUMBER ONE DU DU

@breadroll_sk

4 жыл бұрын

of course. hopefully we see him in the next installment

The whole sequence of Paul anxiety ridden head nods during Mr Davidson’s part just adds to the chaotic aura and boost the ranking

Hey you accidentally put a 0 after the 1 for Ethan Green

when i clicked i said “1 is either gonna be gary or hidgens” and i was not disappointed

this just shows that Jamie deserves better. if she isn't the main character soon I swear I'm gonna kill someone.

@maggieandrews7676

4 жыл бұрын

Screeching Birbs that e s c a l a t e d

@camithecamel

4 жыл бұрын

Screeching Birbs I will help plan the murder

@nadiaeiffe8274

4 жыл бұрын

@@camithecamel I can finish them off by kicking their head

@mamoriken

4 жыл бұрын

I’m hoping she will be one of the main characters as Deb since the next show is called Nerdy Prudes Must Die.

@screechingbirbs6406

4 жыл бұрын

Cami Pinchot or maybe a kidnapping to threaten nick Lang or Jeff into giving Jamie a bigger role

I'm so glad we all agree that the smoke club is a singular character

so is smoke club a rival hive mind to the musical aliens?

@avast47

4 жыл бұрын

idk but i want it to be

@ForgeCD

4 жыл бұрын

It's a coven of witches in npmd

@sparrowcreamer1870

3 жыл бұрын

Wait what-

i watched this and the pure eXCITEMENT i felt when i saw lex as three and had to think,, 'man, who are the only other 2 hatchetfield characters who haven't been said?' and then... mAN IN A HURRY AND GARY GOLDSTEIN,, this was,, a wonderful experience, to say the least

Curt Mega did not go so hard in feast or famine to be placed at 42!!

can we take a moment to appreciate the timing of mariah getting cast in mean girls, otherwise we wouldn't have gotten angela, whom I adore to bits. she's such a perfect addition to starkid & I can't wait to see what characters she plays in the future.

This was absolutely excellent and i am in awe of you for being at all able to rank all these masterpieces Really made me realize how much they characterize every single person on stage, even background characters! but I have to say Uncle Wiley/Wilbur was CRIMINALLY low

@syd1.26

3 жыл бұрын

HeLLo NaUgHtY LiSt

I didn't knew that uncle Wiley and Wilbur Cross were the same person Like Really

@apffee7287

4 жыл бұрын

yes

Kim sniggle was robbed so was Curt sniggle

@apffee7287

4 жыл бұрын

the sniggles live in torment and fear and only do the bidding of their master wiggly, i think they were all robbed in general.

Okay by the time I got to the top two I had no idea who could be ranked higher than Paul, Emma AND Lex, but I have to say... *slow clap* I agree wholeheartedly :)

@mari-su8up

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for not spoiling good sir

I’m pretty sure rude customer and man in a hurry are the same person

@apffee7287

4 жыл бұрын

apaparently someone confirmed they were two people but idk

@peachesndjules3309

4 жыл бұрын

nope, there the same person, originally Jeff was supposed to say "I'm in a hurry" in tgwdlm but he was ironically too in character to say it, instead just running past the Greenpeace girl, so they had him say it twice in black Friday

@evieanne06

4 жыл бұрын

They are.

@bellac6311

4 жыл бұрын

It was confirmed in a Starkid livestream they were different

Idk what it is but lauren and jon have A TON of chemistry whenever they play partners in anyway. And I LOVE IT

Uncle Wiley and Homeless Guy deserve a bit more justice imo but other than that this is A+ content

Ethan was legit my favorite character, when he was introduced I expected him to be a jerk, but he was such a decent person, it was really refreshing to see!

@alyssonharveybolduc7696

3 жыл бұрын

Same (don't mind me being two months late lmao) At first I thought that he'd be an asshole but he directly became my favorite character

Curts snuggle is criminally low Edit: and his shopper

becky is CRIMINALLY low on this list 💀 but valid valid valid this is a good video

The fact that Kris Kringle is above professor Hidgens hit right in the subpoena.

Man in a Hurry deserved how high he got, and I'm so proud of him.

woah when you said every hatchetfield character you really meant EVERY. HATCHETFIELD. CHARACTER. the dedication omg

Whyyyyy is Ted higher than Charlotte

Me when I get to number one: Gary! Thank god!!

Glad to see the fandom getting over the weird professor hidgeons obsession. He was a pretty good character with a catchy song but definitely didn't deserve to be literally everyone's favourite character like he was

If greenpeace girl isn't in the top 20 Im suing Edit: Im not suing for GP girl Im suing because Man in a hurry is number 2

@emilie7850

4 жыл бұрын

He should be number ONE

Gary Goldstein and Man in a hurry are my all time favourites. No exceptions.

I greatly disagree with this ranking, but I appreciate all the work you put into making this video, and the creativity in the idea 😊

@breadroll_sk

4 жыл бұрын

thank you

I really liked that Emma and Paul weren't at the top of the list. They are great characters but I feel like there is definitely better

Curt Sniggle deserves better!!

@arraine

4 жыл бұрын

He was obviously the best sniggle.

@lilychancey4446

4 жыл бұрын

Omg your profile pic, I love bare!

@peggy2983

4 жыл бұрын

"now you got a reason for *fwends* to come and *pway"*

HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO UNCLE WILEY

i was mad until it got to the top 3

I genuinely love every single character in both shows none of them are extremely 1 dimensional even the smaller characters have personalities Edit: that said, Hot Chocolate Boy is an ICON how is he not higher

I saw man in a hurry at number 2 and i just- *I kn e w* what was coming

Putting Emma below Lex is bold, and while I disagree, I respect it

Gary being ranked #1 was worth 20:22 of my time

Of course Gary is number 1. He is ALL about audits.

"gerald? hey it's gary ... yeaaaaup we've gotta talk about the will"

Curt Wiggle and Wilbur Cross are dangerously low on this list... Also you did my girl Charlotte a diservice for putting her so low! (Except for those, I love this list lmao)

Wow you really meant _everyone_

the fact that Sam is at the bottom of the list brings me immense joy

You know hatchetfield characters are good when Hidgens isnt even top 10 on here.

Bill or Paul should’ve been number one 😭

I’m so happy Bill was ranked so high

Can't wait to see this get updated after all the Nightmare Time episodes are released on youtube

this video said jeff gets no rights

You did Charlotte dirty

Technically, the characters from "Deck the halls of Northville high" aren't from Hatchetfield...

@skiphalfmouw5273

4 жыл бұрын

Also, I believe Man in a Hurry and Rude customer is the same person

@frogsfoot

4 жыл бұрын

shh dont ruin the fun lol

@jordanamos2460

4 жыл бұрын

@@skiphalfmouw5273 Its been confirmed as 2 characters

@acwalter2838

4 жыл бұрын

Neither is the government characters I think it is meant to be the Hatchetfield shows character

@apffee7287

4 жыл бұрын

yeah but theyre all from hatchetfield shows

I thought the rude guy and man in a hurry were the same person so I was sad for a bit but then, it makes sense. Also if Paul or Emma couldn't have the top spot at least it was Gary