“Ohhh it’s thanksgiving and my wife is deaaad we used to cook a turkey and bake breeeaaad” 😂

@tinaperez7393

2 жыл бұрын

Yes. Underrated song writing skills there. So perfect! 😂

@n.s.9156

Жыл бұрын

NGL, I wanted to see that movie with “sad widower.” 😂

Waiting for the announcement that Hallmark gets the joke and actually picked you up for a series.

@grapatin

2 жыл бұрын

Or doesn't get the joke and picks them up anyway.

@richardmahn7589

2 жыл бұрын

Kim's accent is too natural for Hallmark. Next!

@meeshicus

2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist…. they get sued for using the “Hallmark” name with out permission!!! So lifetime here they come. Lol

@jeremyud

2 жыл бұрын

They would make Penn dye his hair. You never see grey haired lead women and men on Hallmark even if the actor is 60 in real life.

I don’t know how they can take this seriously enough to film a whole video without cracking up 😂

@VioletNKisHere

2 жыл бұрын

They write the scripts themselves and it’s really hard to laugh while during production

Was this a ploy to get Penn to rake up the leaves?

@theholdernessfamily

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not saying anything, except that our leaves are raked!

My husband wasn't even watching but within less than one minute knew you were doing another Hallmark movie based on your voice tone! He put down his phone to watch with me. Thank you for the joy you bring!

"Small-town smokeshow" is actually a pretty good backhanded compliment.

“Is that how bitcoin works?!” “No one knows.” “Ok byeeeeeeee.” The 2 quotes that made me cry laughing. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@cherylhee9762

2 жыл бұрын

I started with Cassie Roll and never recovered.🤣

@fshs6187

2 жыл бұрын

@@cherylhee9762 😂😂😂

😂😂 the fact that you had to put a disclaimer at the end explains a lot about the people in this world.

@memorylayne78

2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the “here’s your sign” bit 😆

@thelawofficeofjbhilliard8666

2 жыл бұрын

LOVED the disclaimer at the end!!!

@d4b

2 жыл бұрын

Best financial disclaimer EVER!

@tinaperez7393

2 жыл бұрын

No, no - it might actually SERIOUSLY be a requirement policy-wise for any video on KZread that mentions crypto. A video and even entire channel can get pulled otherwise. It actually added a hilarious and unexpected true to life aspect. Every vid on KZread that even mentions crypto has to include that kind of a disclaimer.

@zatoth13

2 жыл бұрын

The disclaimer being there adds to the hilarity. Of course, if it weren’t there, strange people would be raking my yard looking for Bitcoin. Which would be awesome. Because I have Bradford pears in the yard. They stink.

Kims Hallmark movies voice lol

@ivi122

2 жыл бұрын

Annoying 😂

The best part was Penn as the quirky best friend 😂 love it

The high school level acting voices and expressions just sells it.

Her face after saying "the floor was always so clean" 😂😂😂 I just keep replaying that part and laughing

"A Cure for Christmas" made me spit out my coffee. Love these. Happy Thanksgiving kids!

I want to see the feast of fruits gathered from his yard. I was invested in the story. Lol

I confused "Hallmark" with "Lifetime" and was waiting for Lee to kidnap Cassie and hold her in his house of false walls and secret dungeons... I guess that doesn't really scream Thanksgiving unless you bring in former NYPD Captain Fraker (Lee's estranged Cousin who bullied him when they were kids) to rescue Cassie and severely wound Lee with an electric carving knife in the process. Yeah, I overthink sometimes.

Kim's facial expressions and Penn's hair flip were the best! Y'all have truly made my morning! 😁

“Is that how Bitcoin works? No one knows…”. Lol, that’s how I feel. Still Leif Rakur gave me a hopeful reason to now go clean up my yard.

@theholdernessfamily

2 жыл бұрын

It's worth a try!

@Machtyn

2 жыл бұрын

I thought it was Lee Fraker.

@scottadler

2 жыл бұрын

His name was Lee Fraker! He is very offended!

@barbieblue3336

2 жыл бұрын

Lee Fraker

I'm wheezing. This is probably your best parody yet. Everything from the "I dated that stereotype in another movie", to the less than subtle names, to the other meta aspect ("This plot really is a stretch"), to the Bitcoin bit, to the disclaimer at the end saying how you do not endorse any particular financial advice (cause you KNOW there are certain types of people out there)...the whole thing made me laugh in the middle of work. Keep 'em coming! Cassie...Cassie Rolle. I can't 🤣🤣🤣

@ItsLaurenE

2 жыл бұрын

I concur this one has to be my favorite of the hallmark moch series

@lolabear6788

2 жыл бұрын

Oh thank you. I knew there was something there, but was paying attention to the bits. Lol of course. Cassie rolle.

Turkeys, vegetables, fruits, bitcoin… I gotta go outside more

I love how Kim's voice as she's playing "actress off screen" and talking to the director is the perfect combination of her real voice and her Hallmark on screen persona. Kim, you rock!

This is a recurring nightmare for me, to be knocked out and wake up in a hallmark movie!🤣

@sandrab2526

2 жыл бұрын

That in itself sounds like the plot of a hallmark movie. You are onto something.

@SENSEF

2 жыл бұрын

It's already been done. It's called, "A Christmas Movie Christmas." No joke! Look it up!

@heidismith7467

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

"Come to my house"...... no addresses are ever given!!! I love these videos so much!

Oh yaaaaaaaayyyy!!! More Hallmark movies! Week made! 🤣🤣🤣 I would seriously watch a 24/7 channel of just your Hallmark movies.

@theholdernessfamily

2 жыл бұрын

Haha, glad you enjoyed it!

@chickie8252

2 жыл бұрын

I too would love a Hallmark channel of just your movies🤣🤣

@nula14

2 жыл бұрын

So would I!!!

I died when Penn was singing the country music 😂

Kim's accent for these always makes me laugh!

Omg I was eating toast and as soon as Penn started singing I just about choked from laughing 😂

Cassie Roll's (Role's) girlfriend was my favorite part. 😂

Watching a couple work together like this is a freaking joy❣ This movie was a beautiful hotmess. Sigh...my heart

I love how "Rona" made a cameo!!!

Penn's extra spin while raking cracked me up

@tinaperez7393

2 жыл бұрын

And his extra "hm"/ contented sigh after Cassie and her girlfriend hung up! 😂

@TallCottonWood5262

2 жыл бұрын

I agree, classic ADHD like myself, I've actually done something similar 😂

I want to watch a 30 more of these before Christmas, please.

This was fantastic! I love penn and Kim’s hallmark acting 😂😂😂

These parents are awesome! i would love to have parents that do this every season!

The lead female’s best friend is always my favorite in these. Lol

I love Penn as the girl's best friend. 😂😂😂 Spot on, Dude! Bravo to you all once again! These are fantastic! 🤣🤣🤣

So very true! It’s like every Hallmark movie has that same script. My wife still watches them ALL. Thanks for the video!

These keep getting better and better! 🤣 I look forward to these and the Christmas ones all year !!

@shaunah.creations9233

2 жыл бұрын

Yeesssss!!! I love the Christmas ones too lol

How could I overlook this GEM? Glory be, I’ll have to share it this Thanksgiving. Gobble Gobble

I loved it! (But you left out the crying part. There’s always a crying part).

“In New York I’m a 3, but in my quaint New England town I’m like an 8 1/2”. OMG!!! 😂😂😂

Holy cow, nailed it out of the park!! Love all the little touches where you brought back characters from your previous Hallmark parodies. My favourite is the chatty supportive friend, I love her!!

Those Hallmarks movies videos of yours are my favorite thing on internet

I LOVE the “ idiot voice” you two using in your videos. Hysterical!

I give thanks for this video, the only Hallmark Channel movie I've ever enjoyed.

Hooray for more "every hallmark movie" videos. These are my fav!

Your Hallmark spoofs are my favorite!

I almost spit coffee all over my computer. I live for these!!

I am using this video as financial advice. What a bonus. Thank you, Holderness Family! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

@snokful

Жыл бұрын

May you find a rich hubby in the leaves!!

Casserole and Leaf Raker live happily ever after..

I have an extended family member that actually does the editing to make the Hallmark commercial advertisements for their movies. I watch these and wonder how he has managed to refrain from going postal.

@jenniferbates2811

2 жыл бұрын

No Way! I completely understand that! I'd lose my shit and be like are you f*ucking kidding me!! Only 2 actresses and 2 actors ALLthe time??

@tinaperez7393

2 жыл бұрын

Dude. That's some hard won bucks. Hope it doesn't pay peanuts. If it does, hope he can find a way out! 😲🙂

Kim, are you for real baking a Cassie Rolle for Christmas? 😂😂😂 This was so good you guys. If this is how well you write In a hurry, then write quickly every time! I'm grateful for you guys this Thanksgiving. Have a great Thanksgiving. That goes for everyone else too.

I realized that you making these over and over makes the joke even funnier. Happy Thanksgiving 🍁

"I brought my own leaf raker, Lee Fraker." I live for your "Every Hallmark Move Ever" videos! I just love them! Thank you SO much for making me laugh - hard to do these days!! Hugs from Germany :-)

I thought when she said, “Oh look! Bitcoin!” She was actually going to say “Oh look! Dog poop!” LMAO. At least that’s how it is at my house 🤮

@theholdernessfamily

2 жыл бұрын

We did find some of that too, unfortunately.

@hellodzheng00

2 жыл бұрын

Bitcoin. Dog poop. Po-tay-to. Po-tah-to.

The disclaimer makes to so much more hilarious!!

You guys are So on point, this gave me such a good giggle! What am I gonna do now?..I guess ill take my shirt off🤷‍♀️🤣🤣 What's you name? Leaf...Leaf Raker!! Happy Thanksgiving all!❤

@theholdernessfamily

2 жыл бұрын

Happy Thanksgiving!

This is just as awesome as the Lume ad spoof of Hallmark movies. Give me these over real Hallmark movies any day.

this family got me thru the pandemic at it's worst. TY Penn and Kim and family for what you do.

You guys are such a hoot! Have you done the 80's love movies yet? Or maybe just a John Hughes movies would be funny as hell too. Anyway, keep it up, and thanks for all the laughs!

These are my favorite LOLOL!!! I love Hallmark movies.

Oh my Goodness how I love this Hallmark series from you! Watched every single one and again and again!

OMG - I can't breathe and am having trouble seeing the keyboard... less thn 1 minute in, sobbing with laughter... eyes weeping waterfalls ... thanks - I needed that!! SO hysterically real

I was going to ask "Is this a reupload... I've seen this one already." HAHA! "A Cure for Christmas"

Her smile after she says the floor was so clean cracks me up lol

I know it’s late but I kinda wish to see a Hallmark parody involving Halloween

@jeremyud

2 жыл бұрын

Hallmark generally doesn't do Halloween movies. Fall movies, yes. Actual Halloween movies, no.

@renji90998

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeremyud I’m aware. Just thought it would be an interesting concept. Even though thought of a title called: Never Be Afraid of Love. The plot start was two people at a Halloween party at a college. They both have masks but have a nice night together. However, due to some circumstance they never know their real identity and never never see each other. Years later our MC is a successful business woman but thinks Halloween is a ridiculous holiday. Visit her hometown and meets a guy named… Jack. Fast forward to the third act at it reveals the the knew each other long ago. Even wearing the same costumes. Brought back together with a little Halloween magic.

I am wheezing from laughing so hard. I can't with you two.

Hallmark movies came up as a topic in one of the groups I'm in. I wrote the following synopsis: She's an attorney from the big city who's come home to help her parents with their gift boutique after her dad's heart attack. While working in this small town, she runs into her old high school boyfriend who now makes artisan candles that her parents sell in their shop, which they haven't told her will be foreclosed on on Christmas eve if they can't generate enough sales. Now she'll have to work with her old flame to save her family business before she returns to the big city. . . or will she? Premiering this Saturday on Hallmark, it's "Light a Candle for Christmas".

More of Penn in the blonde wig PLEASE!!! IT'S HYSTERICAL

I am so happy to see Penn returning to J. Jonah as Director Man once again.

I've never watched any Hallmark movies but I feel like I'm getting super caught up right now.

Cassie Roll and Lee Fraker, LOL. And showing how Hallmark uses the same revolving casts for ALL their movies now. Love it!

"You're like a small town smoke show!" 😅

I love when Kim does her "Chloe" voice.

I’m pretty sure Cassie Roll is the best name ever 😂

thank goodness for that financial disclaimer at the end, I was worried that I threw away a fortune when I raked my yard last weekend.

These "Holiday Movies" are a really good bit. I love all of them (especially Sam T. Claus).

LOL, you two NAILED it 🤣😂🤣😅

These make me smile all the time! I can't wait for the Christmas ones! Wondering here, are the kids wanting to join in making movies/songs again or are they done? I'm hoping they'll at least be in the Christmas Jammies one

So great to wake up and sit with my coffee and start the day with a big ole smile on my face. Thanks for making us smile all the time.

I mean this on the most loving and admiring way…this is so stupid! 🤣🤣🤣. Kim’s delivery is freakin amazing!! Love all your content!!

These are the only Hallmark-ish holiday movies I can watch. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Best Hallmark movie ever!!

I almost spit out my milk when they mentioned finding Bitcoin on the ground. Funniest crypto humor yet. And I was just watching it for the Hallmark laughs! 🤪😁🤣😂

This is better than a Hallmark Movie

You guys are my favorites! Thank you for helping me start my day with a cup of joy!

Omg, lol, all I could think about with the leaves in the air was how many ticks I would have to look for afterward (shivers).

Penn as the best friend was amazing!!!

I love the hallmark videos the holderness family do.

I can't!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

I always look forward to your seasonal "love for the holidays" movies. Thank you. Happy and safe Thanksgiving to you and your family. 🤗🌞🎄

Guy singing, "Ohhh it's Thanksgiving my wife is deeaadd." 🎶🎵 😂

“Is that how Bitcoin works?” “No one knows.” Me at 2:30 in the morning. LOLOLOLOLOL!

This feels more accurate than I would like to admit to. You do know the plot five minutes in.

You guys are so funny. Makes my day to see you make these short films :)

I was hoping you all and make this video LOL my family and I were making one back-and-forth in our text group chat about how cheesy these are as well. Thank you all so much enjoy your Thanksgiving can’t wait for the Christmas one God bless

0:56 "I guess I could take my shirt off" 😂😂

Love the disclaimer at the end, lol!!

I just sent all your Hallmark videos, on holiday order, to my sis who's been on a binge watching a bunch of Hallmark movies. Can't wait for her reaction! 😆

Had to watch it again. Laughed so hard we cried!'😂😂😂😂

Crazy people! We don't have Thanksgiving where I come from but got some good laughs out of this video. Thanks 😎