What is the safest way to make money through investing?...I'm tired of holding coins,,, I'm tired of losing money day trading on my own😫

“I’m not addicted to adderall. I’m addicted to the hustle, the hustle of finding adderall.” I need that on a shirt.

"life is about balance, owning pepsi shares but doing coke at night" smart investments out here

"I'm here to spreadsheets not spread cheeks" Fucking Legend

This finance bro outfit is disturbingly accurate, you look like you majored in accounting at Alabama State. Edit: My bad university of Alabama, y’all knew what I meant

His body language accurately capture the way these people act too, why is this so accurate?

As a finance bro, everything he said in this was 110% accurate.

Here we see Trevor turning a vacation to New York into a tax write off 💯

Literally worked with ppl like this IRL 😂

Finance bro clearly has never had mozz sticks at Friday’s.

“The president? What company?”

"The name's Chet, Chet McCallister"

As an ex-investment banker at a bulge bracket bank, I can confirm this is SPOT ON.

5:09

God this is perfect in every way

If I saw him on the street I would immediately think this is who he is. A dude with wealthy parents. He just has that old generational wealth face.

"I don't believe in astrology, if I wanna see a star I look in the mirror"

2:13

I matched with a finance bro on hinge and he literally talks about getting rich, he wears a Patagonia vest with his collared shirts, and today he asked me if I had any adderal he could buy off me. This was too spot on im deaddddd

1. COLLEGE