Child: *exists* Litwick: Finally, some good freaking food.

@teteichawngthu9311

4 жыл бұрын

Chandelure:Son have you got the food give it to me you don't need it

@lemonade_7489

4 жыл бұрын

OML

@cinderleaves3949

4 жыл бұрын

Drifblim: pls let me have it! Drifblim: I’ll kidnap it and give it to you!

@waffleweirdo1252

4 жыл бұрын

Dusknoir: You guys can have the body if you want

@cinderleaves3949

4 жыл бұрын

Waffle Weirdo Drifblim: nu Drifblim: I need the soul.

Researchers:"Give us the Truth!" Bronzor:"You can't handle the truth!"

@emldV2

4 жыл бұрын

Literally

@umbreonhyperdream

4 жыл бұрын

Actually what I was thinking

@enzoo7282

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@quentonstillion2986

4 жыл бұрын

I was literally about to comment the same thing😂

@shyrolax6244

4 жыл бұрын

You will never reach the truth reseacher

I’m shocked that you didn’t mention Hatterene’s Shield dex entry. It says “If you’re too loud around it, you risk being torn apart by the claws on its tentacle. This Pokémon is known as the Forest Witch.” That means that if you accidentally yell or scream around this Pokémon then you can literally be killed violently by being gruesomely torn to pieces. Seems fitting for an E rated video game.

@hollowknightfan2379

Жыл бұрын

Don't train Hatterene during allergy season.

@fusionwing4208

7 ай бұрын

it always fascinated me how, for a game deliberately made for younger audiences... these dex entries are either realistic as hell (pokemon actively hunt and kill each other), or flat out nightmare fuel, as is the case for the Hatterene entry mentioned

Blipbug: the pokédex is unnecessarily mocking my strength. Magikarp: first time?

@TheLegoKid2003

2 жыл бұрын

At least the dex says Blipbug is smart. The dex straight up calls Magikarp pathetic and completely useless.

Shield Pokedex: "Golurk may contain a perpetual motion device." Chairman Rose: "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....."

@ciphymasterofmedia9104

4 жыл бұрын

That would have solved the entire plot of the game, jeez.

@cintronproductions9430

4 жыл бұрын

@@ciphymasterofmedia9104 Victini could have also solved the game's plot, I heard somewhere that it creates infinite energy!

@ultimate9046

4 жыл бұрын

@@cintronproductions9430 It has to like you though

@waluigijalapeno2080

4 жыл бұрын

@@ultimate9046 I'd say Rose is a pretty likeable guy, so I don't think he'd have a problem getting Victini to like him

@Kyumifun

4 жыл бұрын

Intresting.... 😏

I thought Togekiss' Sword entry was interesting. "These Pokemon are never seen anywhere near conflict or turmoil. In recent times they've hardly been seen at all." Like is that a reference to the conflict of the game or just the general state of the world.

@silvertalon007

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe the Pokemon World has It's own version of Trump.

@jorgegonzalezavila9376

4 жыл бұрын

After all, Gumshoos is flat-out based on Donald Trump and both Galarian Corsola and Eiscue are based on global warming...

@jorgegonzalezavila9376

4 жыл бұрын

@Pott Rott really negga

@ChaosNo65SolarWind

4 жыл бұрын

@@jorgegonzalezavila9376 Gumshoos is based on a detective. The blonde thing is supposed to be a cap. Its Ability Stakeout reflects that. Still, the resemblance to Orange Man is uncanny.

@trikinya

4 жыл бұрын

Both

Nobody: The dreepy: we crave violence mother

@justsomeguyevadingtaxes497

2 жыл бұрын

YEET US AT THOU ENEMY MOTHER

That Weezing entry is even more interesting as it implies that in some way Pokemon morph or change in order to try and restore the natural order of things if humans somehow change that. It's actually something that seems to be consistent across all regional variants

@squidbro6635

2 жыл бұрын

Can you elaborate. I understand Wheezing purifying air due to pollution and maybe Rattata and Raticate changing to night/dark types due to yungoos, but what about the others?

@FeIlini

2 жыл бұрын

*Cough* Galarian corsola *cough*

@kyrab7914

9 ай бұрын

You're right, they're displaying adaptation 😮

@jacksonvoet8312

2 ай бұрын

Hey, Pokémon are the actual descendants of the children of God, so it makes sense that they maintain the world order since humans have some issues due to being estranged from Pokémon in multiple points in history.

Trainer: *crying* Hatterne: *salps him* "stop being sad" Trainer: "Good job hatter---" Hatterne: *Slaps him* "stop being happy"

@LittleIdiot858

4 жыл бұрын

Trainer:”ummm...” Hatterne:*slaps him* “stop being intensely confused”

@JYASOYT

4 жыл бұрын

@@LittleIdiot858 Trainer: *releases Hatterene* Trainer: "REVENGE PRINCESS!" Hatterene: NO NOI- *Trainer leaves and Hatterene slaps a Pangoro by accident* *All wild Pokemon run up to it* Hatterene: Uh... Pangoro: ATTACK! *AAA* *Hatterene Fainted!* Hatterene: Uhhaa...Stop..being..rude...*faint* *All Pokemon run off to their respected spot*

@JYASOYT

4 жыл бұрын

and for Omega Plays you said S A L P S

@boney4947

4 жыл бұрын

"ight, I've had enough of ya dog garbage" *slap fight between hatterene and trainer*

@HI-ho4bj

4 жыл бұрын

You know what hatterene is a perfect Pokémon for Cyrus and the perfect Mon for he's emotionless so called perfect world

Me: *hatches a Golett from an egg* Golett: “I must execute my orders from my master that died thousands of years ago.” Me: “You literally just hatched from that egg.”

@cintronproductions9430

4 жыл бұрын

LOL, that's just as confusing and senseless as Kangaskhan hatching from an egg... with a baby.

@ciphymasterofmedia9104

4 жыл бұрын

Yo what if golurk and golettes pass on the orders to their offspring.

@pichuperez9037

4 жыл бұрын

@@ciphymasterofmedia9104 most of the time the parents aren't even there when you hatch pokemon eggs

@ciphymasterofmedia9104

4 жыл бұрын

@@pichuperez9037 no I mean when the golem line make the eggs and the order gets passed down like a genetic code

@RandomPerson-xf9yn

4 жыл бұрын

@@pichuperez9037 but they're basically robots (the automaton pokemon), the orders could be passed down genetically through their 'coding'

Mikey: "You can't cut liquid" Sawk: "Ok then, PokeMoses. Split the sea apart like I heard you do in the stories."

Trainer: *stubs toe and starts cussing out everything around them* Hattrem:*punches trainer with full force*

Michael: *accidently goes next to a musharna with dark mist* *a minute later* Michael: *running away from thousands of miltanks*

@thedragonwarrior5861

4 жыл бұрын

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

@redfernplace

4 жыл бұрын

THAT is my nightmare. Except without Miltank.

@helenlyons924

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@ethanlivingston3361

4 жыл бұрын

Me: walks near same musharna Martin's solrock: appears

@macaronimew1219

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

Dwebble sees a wild roggenrola: " its free real estate"

@etheriousnatsudragneel5835

4 жыл бұрын

F. You i literally had the voice in my head. Hell you could of just said "dwebble sees a wild roggenrola. Dwebble :)

@duck5843

4 жыл бұрын

roggenrola or hippowdon? I think you mean hippowdon

@etheriousnatsudragneel5835

4 жыл бұрын

@@duck5843 no the hippo is happy to let them live in his hole if they don't find rock over a long period of time. So if he sees it it won't just go. But if he see roggenrola and he thinks it is good it will go

@izzythetrashposter5710

4 жыл бұрын

technically yes

@diegoaraya6560

4 жыл бұрын

I really want to see fanart of Dwebble with its 3 new houses.

Corvisquire’s dex entry about the tools is a reference to the intelligence of real crows! Also Snover’s berries were seen in an episode of the Sinnoh anime!

@Back_Board826

Жыл бұрын

Wow!

Dusknoir : sees an enemy Sobble. Also Dusknoir : eats the sobble and spits it’s dead body out.

@peternguyen7530

Жыл бұрын

Sobble: Cries Dusknoir: Cries as well

Alolan Ninetales : I'm not the Messiah Galarian people: He's the messiah

@crouchingcape9997

4 жыл бұрын

No Sawk is Moses.

@earlharveysantiago3744

4 жыл бұрын

@@crouchingcape9997 your right

@pundertalefan4391

4 жыл бұрын

I just wanna know how the heck he got one. Pokemon home isn't out yet.

@bwavii6058

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@cinderleaves3949

4 жыл бұрын

Pundertale Fan Magic

“Corvisquire can be seen picking up and throwing rocks” Corvisquire can’t learn rock throw.

@akatsuki8554

4 жыл бұрын

can it learn wrap? bind?

@tammyeames9014

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe?

@narwhalnarwhal1399

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes

@dfquartzidn6151

4 жыл бұрын

Rushed game

@blitzhd_8494

4 жыл бұрын

Gastly can learn ice punch, so there.

My guess to the farfected is because the leek is tied to its fighting spirit. It probably takes a bite after battle/training and the leek grows back due to its energy. When it’s fighting spirit has wilted after a lifetime of battle, the blade will have also wilted. Thus bitting it won’t let grow back but I doubt it would eat a dying/dead leek. Like a rusty sword, it probably lays it to rest, with the sword going back into the earth. Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust…

@adhiprajna4127

2 жыл бұрын

Wow

@starfallcolors4491

Жыл бұрын

So like the 3 critical hits you made is like a fighting spiritual bonding spell? I like your idea!

@mtheju

Жыл бұрын

Too far-fetched, imo. I think the leek is more of food for humans and not for Sirfetch'd. For the Pokemon, it's merely a weapon.

@darrylmihalko2838

Жыл бұрын

All Hail King Robotnik

I always liked Galarian Meowth as it referenced the relationship between Vikings and Cats. Vikings would use cats to help with rodent infestation on seafaring journeys and they played an important part in their religion as the Goddess, Freyja who was the goddess of love, fertility, and battle was pulled around in a chariot by two large cats.

I feel like Drapion's entry about being afraid of Hippowdon makes even more sense when you consider that, as a Poison/Dark type, it's only weak to Ground.

@abrahamgonzales1888

4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist:dra pion is actually scared of the dwebble in the hippowdon

@egotrips4810

4 жыл бұрын

Same thing I said lol. It's pretty cool because it shows Pokemon know even their own weaknesses & don't wanna get KO'd/die.

@Coconut_Prrson

4 жыл бұрын

Fighting?

@cintronproductions9430

4 жыл бұрын

@@Coconut_Prrson Drapion isn't weak to Fighting because it's part Poison type, which resists Fighting.

@sayvionwashington1939

4 жыл бұрын

Doubt it wants to get bit by one either.

Fun fact: Corvisquire’s Dex entry references real life crows, which are smart enough to make and use tools!

@PopcornCone

4 жыл бұрын

Cylasbreakdown damn beat me to it

@peternguyen7530

4 жыл бұрын

Cylasbreakdown true, ture. Corviknight are super intelligent too, hence the flying taxi mechanic.

@idreadFell365

4 жыл бұрын

Dang it, I was about to mention that

@flipfreak14

4 жыл бұрын

Not simply crows, but the entirety of the Corvid family! Rooks, Ravens. Jays. And Magpies!

@ye9607

4 жыл бұрын

Well why aren't we bowing to crows with bazookas yet, explain that

Fun fact: In Toxapex's pokedex entry, it talks about how Galar has very cold water. Galar also seems to be a cold region in general, most trainers that are mostly found outside wear clothing better fitted for warm weather (other than the swimmers, but those people are just mentally insane). Galar, in general, is a cold region, thus how so many Ice Types can be found, also explains why there is multiple snowy routes. It could also be a reason for the unpredictable weather in the Wild Area. It can also explain how Darumaka, a pokemon whose feces was literally used as a portable heat source, became an ice type in Galar, due to the intense lack of hot weather (Other than Route 6 and, I assume, the first half of Route 8). Edit: Also, I just noticed something. So you know how depending on the story of events, you get Zacian/Zamazenta, and Hop, your main rival and best friend, gets the other one. Zacian and Zamazenta being sisters- You and Hop has a sibling like friendship, shown how they just enter your house at any time, your mother being perfectly okay with it Zacian and Zamazenta being rivals - You and Hop are considered great rivals. Hop even calls himself your greatest rival. Your even considered his "first rival". Almost the whole journey, or wasnt about becoming to champion, it was about participating in the gym challenge together, constantly testing each other's strength after making progress, assisting each other when facing trouble. Zacian and Zamzenta represent you, the player, and Hop!

@tjaytelevision2989

Жыл бұрын

Galar is cold because it’s based off of England

@Savv05

Жыл бұрын

The part about zacian and zamazenta is actually really cool! I would’ve never thought of it like that but I like it a lot

@jmurray1110

Жыл бұрын

Fairly certain zamazenta is Zack and younger brother not sister

@Spoicey

Жыл бұрын

I mean it is based of England it it is quite cold here

@user-qt6gi6hm8q

Жыл бұрын

Wow I absolutely love this theory

The Klink thing could be easily explained imo Just as some years ago we thought Velociraptors were like 2 meters tall, but now we know they were like 40cm tall Things, specially things about the past, change very frequently with new discoveries The one in Unova was probably the oldest registered time _by the time Juniper did those investigations,_ but there was more information found since

@ShadowKnight5204

2 жыл бұрын

Wait, so the average human being is taller than a velociraptor? Oh, I am going to enjoy this bit of knowledge

@themcmusicninja798

2 жыл бұрын

We always knew velociraptors were small, jurassic park put the wrong information out..

@vincenzoditrolio6985

2 жыл бұрын

@@ShadowKnight5204 yeah they’re like the size of chickens.

@soappacket2342

Жыл бұрын

i was thinking too 100 years ago were the first time Klink were spotted in Unova, not in all of the world. (Haven't played the games in some time, so sorry if this is rebutted in the game)

@TheAxolotlKingOfficial

Ай бұрын

Maybe Klink WAS near ancient people than went to chargestone cave

I personally like Roserade's Shield entry: "The poison in its right hand is quick acting. The poison in its left hand is slow acting. Both are life threatening."

@cinderleaves3949

4 жыл бұрын

Chandler Farmer Shield is creepier than Sword. I love it.

@jorgegonzalezavila9376

4 жыл бұрын

@@mewtwo150clone Roserade's face _does_ have that sadistic look to it

@cinderleaves3949

4 жыл бұрын

ELLA PENNELL Cause it is And we dark ppl Us humans who play Shield.

@Vantacyan

4 жыл бұрын

No poi

@julioc.3158

4 жыл бұрын

@@jorgegonzalezavila9376 Jlullaby totally agrees on her smugness.

Trainer: "YES! Great job Hatter..." Hatterene: *furiously chokes me*

@ParaternalSkies64

4 жыл бұрын

VIBE CHECK

@TheRapist69420

4 жыл бұрын

@@ParaternalSkies64 no u

@CrumpetFn69

4 жыл бұрын

Infinite Thunder its hatrem

@infinitethunder6184

4 жыл бұрын

@@CrumpetFn69 hatterene is worse. Also it is physically capable of chocking

@theoaremevano3227

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone: "Man I feel so bad for beating Hop all the ti--" Hatterene: "I'll teach YOU to feel sympathy for your friend!"

Alolan Ninetales' Pokedex entry kinda makes sense. In Pokemon Unite, Ninetales has a costume called Shrine Style, which is a winter kimono. And shrines are places where people go to pray for blessings or good luck. This also makes sense if you take the "Origin" section of Alolan Ninetales from the Bulbapedia: "Its mountain habitat and lore as a deity incarnation may be a reference to Poliʻahu, the Hawaiian goddess of snow who is said to reside on Mauna Kea." So that pretty much explains why Alolan Ninetales was worshiped.

@rabidmutts

5 ай бұрын

it also is a throw to inari, the one who is assosiated with kitsune yokai which ninetales is based on. kitsunes were messengers for inari and soon are worshipped as their own gods now!

So I'm listening to this for the 3rd or 4th time, as I do while working. Hisuian Braviary is the flying service pokemon, but the current day Braviary is too cranky. I love this evolutionary change

@squidbro6635

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe Braviary felt they were being taken advantage of and were too proud to keep being used as transportation.

Corvisquire: *can use rocks as weapons* Also corvisquire: *cant learn rock throw*

@mewtwosmashbros9626

3 жыл бұрын

True

@julius362

3 жыл бұрын

Holup

@kittyyoutuber9

3 жыл бұрын

***uhhhh***

@txtp

3 жыл бұрын

holy-

@InfiniteBreadsticks

3 жыл бұрын

Lul

"I thought they would get along because they are the same Species" Let me tell you about this Species called "Humans"

@dockiscute

4 жыл бұрын

some Jerk on the Internet lol

@potatolord6977

4 жыл бұрын

Got you to 69 likes

@8bitty192

4 жыл бұрын

Potatolord69 i ruined it

@potatolord6977

4 жыл бұрын

Blue Diamond. •6,829 Years Ago• you, Actually I’m not even mad. 7 is my favorite color.

@breey45

4 жыл бұрын

Potatolord69 wait what-

with Klink's Dex entry it had me thinking. maybe Klink in Gen 5 is an invasive Pokemon species, it probably is native and from another region but invaded into Unova and was spotted by Unova researchers 100yrs ago

@subjectdelta3551

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking there was more klinks when the gear was made but then as society grew they went to hide in caves then in gen 5 they were just rediscovered 100 years ago by the researchers so there maybe an older Pokemon species.

Meowstic's "eyelike patterns" kinda act as what one might call "psychic eyes". Shown by both of Olympia's Meowstic in the anime by the way the usually have their eyes closed, but their eyelike patterns revealed

@hollowknightfan2379

Жыл бұрын

Maybe the "patterns" are actually its eyes and the professors just have that backwards, that'd be cool.

Fun fact: Thievul and Boltund being natural enemies is a reference to "The Fox and The Hound."

@homie_g8948

4 жыл бұрын

Master Templar Shay Interesting

@thenorfnonly3486

4 жыл бұрын

Ya don’t say?

@tcgfant

4 жыл бұрын

I had both of these pokemon in my team for a while....

@goldenhydreigon4727

4 жыл бұрын

Disney: Allow us to introduce ourselves

@Bunni-6942

4 жыл бұрын

My Thievul and Boltund are actually friends

Chandelure, Shield: "In homes illuminated by Chandelure instead of lights, funerals were a constant occurrence- or so it's said."

@dillonmcknight9558

4 жыл бұрын

What they dont tell you is that hes the lights of a funeral home for aesthetics.

@debesson1049

4 жыл бұрын

My Chandelure is my 3rd fav Pokèmon on my Sword playthrough

@grimlockgreg3063

4 жыл бұрын

Translation: chandelure kills anything to power itself with there soul ... or it is said

@liliekernizan7028

4 жыл бұрын

Steam Dragon they died because ‘’funeral’’

@Shadamyfan-rs8xc

3 жыл бұрын

I have a chandelure

12:47 "This is interesting to me, because I just kind of assumed that regional variants of different kinds would get along, because they're still the same species." Well, first off, no, they are *not* the same species. That's like calling a grizzly bear and a polar bear the same species. Secondly, even Pokemon that *are* the same species, canonically don't always get along.

@hanoianboy9562

2 жыл бұрын

They are the same species. Regional variants do exist in nature, and comparing grizzly bears and polar bears are too drastic a comparison considering they are not even closely related.

@DaZebraffe

2 жыл бұрын

@@hanoianboy9562 Yeah, literally everything you just said was incorrect. Regional variants are from radically different geographical locations within the world of Pokemon, often even different continents. Even if they'd started off the same species, evolution (and here, I mean Darwinian style, not the form seen inside the games) would guide them down such completely different paths that the end results no longer would be. I mean, just look at Darwin's finches: Loads of different species of finch, each located on a separate island of the Galapagos archipelago, separated from each other by only a few dozen feet per island. Each and every one of them came from the same single species of bird, back when the islands were connected to not only each other, but also a continent. By the time Darwin arrived, they'd diverged from each other so far that no one island's species of finch was able to reproduce with any other island's species. *And that's just from being on separate islands within the same island chain.* And, in fact, the only reason regional versions would be so different from each other as to be entirely different types-like one being a fire type and one being an ice type-would be if *exactly what I described above* had happened. Also, no. Comparing regional variants to polar bears vs grizzlies isn't even remotely inappropriate, because you're actually dead wrong about them being "not even closely related." They're actually able to produce offspring with each other. Couldn't do that if they were "not even closely related."

@ShinotheQueeno

2 жыл бұрын

I would argue against it because it is Pokémon adapting to their environment, changing how they look while doing so.

@mohawk1010

Жыл бұрын

@@ShinotheQueeno omg that is the littleal defntion of DIVERGENT evolution you ever herd of dawins finches

@ShinotheQueeno

Жыл бұрын

@@mohawk1010 you ever "herd" how to spell heard?

I never knew how insane some entries were. Now I want a series of shorts exploring some of the things mentioned, like the gigantimax machamp saving the ship & durants fighting off sandaconda in increasing wacky situations

“Boltund is its natural enemy” *Me, who used a Boltund and a Theivul on the same team* *“I have made an error”*

@doggygirl3187

4 жыл бұрын

Separate them. Before it's too late

@teamsharpened7661

4 жыл бұрын

I did that too :|

@Garlictoastify

4 жыл бұрын

I also did that 🙄

@_C4RB0N_

4 жыл бұрын

Sophie Feltz pt

@_C4RB0N_

4 жыл бұрын

Pokemon talk

9:24 Well Abomasnow already gives off very “Hey get off my lawn” vibes through its design alone

Reading between the lines of Galarian Wheezing's dex entry, the Galarians haven't realized how badly they fucked up their region as they don't know why Wheezing changed forms even though you and all of us easily understood.

@crescent_sun482

Жыл бұрын

I mean, if Weezing fixed it fast, maybe they didn't have time to realize what they'd done?

“You can’t cut a liquid” *Moses enters the chat*

@theg-maxtoxtricity2709

4 жыл бұрын

Ian Campbell *hydrophobic stuff has left the chat*

@LX3CT_639

4 жыл бұрын

Theory: Actually it spliced the molecules Reference: Alita Battle Angel 😏

@SCP--pr1yd

4 жыл бұрын

Ya mean Sawk?

@LX3CT_639

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@Topgsquid

4 жыл бұрын

@@SCP--pr1yd If Moses had a pokemon, it would be Sawk

Nobody: Not a single soul: Litwick: C O N S U M E T H E C H I L D

@sebastianvaldez9536

4 жыл бұрын

Jeffrey Cannon this deserves more likes

@gildalisboa4204

4 жыл бұрын

"DONT TOUCH THE CHILD!"~Sr. Pelo

@-dodup-5970

4 жыл бұрын

Jeffrey Cannon LMAO

@cinderleaves3949

4 жыл бұрын

Nobody: Not a single soul: Drifblim: K i d n a p t h e c h i l d

@Kyumifun

4 жыл бұрын

Other pokémon: are we a joke to you?

I like how some of these entries are written through the lens of its specific region, and as a result winds up being more interesting

We need a meme of Michael holding up a book saying "the sacred texts!"

Here's one: Cofagrigus's Sword dex entry says: " It's body is made out of pure gold. *People say it no longer remembers that it one was human* " This connects really well to all of Yamask's entries, because they mention that it literally carries it's human face (the mask they carry is said to once be the face, so they technically carry their face) around, so imagine when they evolve and look at the mask, they'll be like: "I've never met this man in my life" Furthermore, Yamask's dex entry in White says that "each of them retains memories of it's former life." So this basically tells me that it is definitely possible to see a Yamask at a funeral of someone it once knew when it was alive, and suddenly evolve and be like, "Who is this? What am I doing here? Why do I care?"

@suspiciouslysollux590

4 жыл бұрын

Resurrekt I’ve never thought of that lmao xD

@nickvang7

4 жыл бұрын

Just like how Marowak got over its dead mother

@resurrekt7114

4 жыл бұрын

@RoNoob Guy the mask that they carry *used to be their human face*, so technically they still do carry their human face

@thielenlopes

4 жыл бұрын

I think it is a good thing, since Yamask cryies every time it looks to it's mask, remembering his past life.

@resurrekt7114

4 жыл бұрын

@@thielenlopes Yeah, it might be good but if the Yamask is in eternal sadness, like Cubone, it would make more sense to overcome it, not to forget it at all

I find that Drakloak's Shield entry hilarious. "Without a Dreepy to place on its head and care for, it gets so uneasy it'll try to substitute any Pokémon it finds for the missing Dreepy. " Imagine Darkloak having some other pokemons instead of dreepy on its head. xD

@crocomire936

4 жыл бұрын

Or a cramorant eating a dreepy

@TheHammerGuy94

4 жыл бұрын

Wait till kangaskhan’s baby swaps places with dreepy

@MrMutou

4 жыл бұрын

Ah so that's why there's no rattata in galar🤔#goodwork

@elefantplayzzz2709

4 жыл бұрын

I definitely seen this one

@enderethan229

4 жыл бұрын

Rhyperior. Enough said.

"You can't cut liquid" ActionLab: "Hold my hydrophobic knife"

Fun fact, hippos are the toughest animal in it's region. They're so strong that full grown alligators and crocodiles rather let a BABY happy chew on them like a chew toy rather than fighting back and end up dead. So the dex about Drapion avoiding Hippowdon is no surprising to me. But imagine if a drapion was forced to face a hippowdon in a pokemon trainer, the poor thing would be terrified!

*Adults:* pffft Pokemon is for KIDS. *Pokedex:* _Are you sure about that?_

@cintronproductions9430

4 жыл бұрын

Only adults play Pokémon anyway. All kids play is Fortnite. Dam Epic Games. 🤬 Edit: Guys, I'm sorry, this was a bad joke! 😂

@normandsarahlowder4949

4 жыл бұрын

@@cintronproductions9430 not true

@Memorie__

4 жыл бұрын

“I thought Jokes Were Funny”

@ck7993

4 жыл бұрын

silence bruh every kid on here hates on fortnite for likes

@ck7993

4 жыл бұрын

@Total silence .

Thawcky playing megalovania on opponent Trainer: stop he's already dead

@taskc7626

4 жыл бұрын

He's dead Jazz music stops

@AshenDust_

4 жыл бұрын

Thanos Ditto Pokemovania

@bojango8326

4 жыл бұрын

@@taskc7626 aa.

@Sir507

4 жыл бұрын

I want to give this a like but the fact that it already have 69, makes it a lot more funnier

@sierra2441

4 жыл бұрын

Urmm...

I’m surprised you didn’t touch on gigantamax Eevee’s shield entry, “having gotten even friendlier and more innocent, Eevee tries to play with anyone around, only to end up crushing them with its immense body” Which is interesting cause it’s kinda saying pokemon are in a different mindset when they gigantamax, being more friendly and innocent, but Eevee accidentally crushing people/pokemon it’s trying to play with us both funny and sad

The fact that Darumaka is canonically a hooligan just… *amazes* me.

My theory: The sword which makes up Aegislash’s body was once the king’s sword. The king killed an enemy in cold blood, maybe that enemy was the previous ruler. Then the enemy’s soul united with the sword, to kill the traitor...

@XMan_The_Great

4 жыл бұрын

Cool

@RedK5

4 жыл бұрын

Umbreon Gengar this needs to be seen

@thatonejojofan9401

3 жыл бұрын

The new MatPat be like

@stupid2735

3 жыл бұрын

Ok no joke... that is an AMAZING theory

@marijncolen6226

3 жыл бұрын

Or he couldn't live with his own guilt and lost himself because of all the people that fell to the blade of the sword so he took his own life

My favorite entry is Duralodon’s that mentions how it fights with Tyranitar, which possibly references the dynamic between Godzilla and Mechagodzilla.

@goldenhydreigon4727

2 жыл бұрын

Yet, for some reason, we don't have any references to the arch-enemy dynamic of Godzilla and Ghidorah. It'd make for a cool entry for Tyranitar or Hydreigon. *Except Hydreigon would win everytime, unlike Ghidorah against Godzilla.*

@gengarzilla1685

2 жыл бұрын

I'm sad they didn't suggest a rivalry with Aggron instead. Think on it, Tyranitar's rampages are so vicious that maps must be redrawn afterwards, while Aggron dutifully repairs its territory in times of disaster. These two are quite literally opposites.

@Qvartz_Lite

2 жыл бұрын

I find duraludon's entry sad because they reconned the Aggron-Tyranitar rivalry, and it would have been very cool to have them three duking it out.

@mishmash5576

2 жыл бұрын

@@Qvartz_Lite now that'd make a sick movie

@smayansrivastava9511

2 жыл бұрын

@@mishmash5576 rillaboom ?

Dusknor isn't really all that messed up when you remember the other dark PokeDex entries like Litwik, Cubone, Drifblon and others.

@gengarzilla1685

2 жыл бұрын

Dusknoir as a whole is honestly quite benign for a Ghost type.

23:47 dwebble helped me on my science test with the whole symbiotic relationship thing

Lampent's Shield Entry: "It lurks in cities, disguising itself as a street lamp. When it finds someone whose death is near, it silently trails behind that person." Spoopy..

@williamgeorge3111

4 жыл бұрын

Person: (looks behind themselves) Lampent: 'sup. person: my time has come.

@matthewwilliams8267

4 жыл бұрын

Lampent : _giggles_ You're in danger~

@kidnow_squidnow

4 жыл бұрын

Lampent: *sees person* Also Lampent: So you have chosen... *death.*

@resurrekt7114

4 жыл бұрын

LAMP

@monarchatto6095

4 жыл бұрын

Tbh I think it’s because Lampent wants to accompany the person while in their last moments

Trainer: “where did all my Dubwool go?” Beheeyem: “gone, reduced to atoms.”

@tailatube6165

4 жыл бұрын

SJ Games lol

@im4gi183

4 жыл бұрын

Hop*

@brandedurgan5707

4 жыл бұрын

Yummy lamb chops

@arvindsingh8326

4 жыл бұрын

@@im4gi183 ooh yeah hop

@The_MMS

2 жыл бұрын

Hop: What happened to my poor dubwool *Beheeyem left the chat*

what i find so interesting about pangoro's pokedex entry stating that his rival is obstagoon is that pangoro is a dark/fighting type and obstagoon is a dark/normal type

@squidbro6635

2 жыл бұрын

It never said it was an even rivalry. Sorta like Groudon and Kyogre

Malamar changing world history is honestly just terrifying. I mean we go to war when an archduke gets killed or when people decide that a tiny sliver of land is in the wrong nation. Imagine what Malamar could do

@gengarzilla1685

Жыл бұрын

Malamar did 9/11.

1000 years ago: "Hey Golett, can you get me a taco?" 1000 years later: EXCUSE ME SIR DO YOU KNOW WHERE TACO BELL IS LOCATED

@darrellwillis4871

4 жыл бұрын

Golett shoving a taco into a pile of dirt. *E A T, M A S T E R*

@awesomeperson3342

4 жыл бұрын

*At Tacobell* YES *HE* WOULD LIKE HIS TACO WITH EXTRA CHEESE

@anomnisexualpossum8485

4 жыл бұрын

This. This is glory in every form.

@8bitty192

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@e2b265

4 жыл бұрын

Just like Dad going to get milk!

11:20 Trainer trying to polish Bronzor to get the truth: I WANT THE TRUTH!!!! Bronzor: *YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!*

That Braviary entry about being the fly taxi is sick it was like an easteregg to Pokemon Legends of Arceus😮

@thegamergrookey2268

Жыл бұрын

like maybe they knew In the past braviary was the flying transportation so they were like: "well hey since it was the flying transportation back in the day why don't we make it the flying taxi pokemon" "No we can't today's day Braviary is a jerk so let's just go with our regions bird"

8:33 Okay but I'd love to see what Musharna would do to someone who has really mild nightmares, like the kind where you're suddenly naked in a public place. I like to imagine it'd just pants the person right there and move on

Soooo Hatterene is a vibe checker. love it.

@imscaredofcommunism4837

4 жыл бұрын

No its Hattrem

@christopherbennett5858

4 жыл бұрын

Sucks if it appears at a funeral. It'll be like those Emoji robots from Doctor who. A perpetual grief generator.

@maryannemicallef6018

4 жыл бұрын

she's a vibe rater

@neneenenejrkerre1828

4 жыл бұрын

Hatterene is probably gonna be the one to help you, Hattrem will beat you until you stop crying

@captainblue5096

4 жыл бұрын

hey pal you blowin’ from stupid town? Me: *Crying cuz my Starter died in a Nuzlocke* Hattrem: MAN UP YOU LITTLE BISH *slap*

Golisopod: *exists* Grapploct: *also exists* Sunken ship: Why do I hear boss music

@ZelKazekaga

4 жыл бұрын

-Abandoned ship starts playing

@nobj7824

4 жыл бұрын

Both: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

@Darkinfiniteedgelordslife

4 жыл бұрын

Guzma: Cheers for the Golisopods

@Webbylightplays2005

4 жыл бұрын

It’s funny because he put Golisopod before Grapploct just like how Golisopod debut in Alola and how Grapploct debut in Galar. 🤣

@kennethhelt5053

4 жыл бұрын

This doesn’t relate to the comment but when Mikey said flex down then flex up I thought FLEX ON FLEX OFF

"its sword entry say-" 2 unskippable adds: *Let me stop you Right there*

Roggenrola and Rolycoly: *exists* Dwebble: *It’s free real estate*

@doublex929

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha 😂

@iike9498

4 жыл бұрын

Literally!

@Gigacheat

4 жыл бұрын

I like this

@khalidjimale9506

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@obviouslycole1862

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

Beheeyem : goes to a farm A dubwool : aight ima head out

@victoriamilk2865

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@dogogamer4180

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@risan7495

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe they both go to a club and Dubwool maybe had too many drinks and woke up in an alley

@MrElvenbrother

3 жыл бұрын

Also reminds of Majora's Mask cow-abducting aliens.

@Eric-py8yy

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrElvenbrother in the older movies the aliens snatched cows

Is it possible that the Klink from Sword and Shield is older, meaning they could inspire "ancient" people, and then the ones in black and white were simply discovered after the gears were created?

Seeing the braviary dex entry is so cleaver now, because it foreshadows the hisuian braviary.

@gengarzilla1685

Жыл бұрын

Historical accounts of Hisui Braviary being vital transportation for the L:A protagonist may have even inspired the thought of Braviary being the Taxi Pokémon, which fell apart because the widespread form.of Braviary are jerks.

Micheal: you can’t cut the ocean Sawk: I AM MOSES

@serenayvonnegabena65

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently Golisopod can do the same thing based on it's dex entry in pokemon sun

@aidenmatthew8415

3 жыл бұрын

True

@kahmorastimemanagement6096

3 жыл бұрын

You can cut the ocean, but idk why he focused on the water molucule part 😂

@bigwillstimo

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe it watched too many 5 minute crafts videos

@IrfanAhmed-dq6yk

2 жыл бұрын

@@bigwillstimo one PUNCCCCCH

Trainer: *sobbing* She left me , Hattrem. Why did she- Hattrem: *punch* SHUT THE F*CK UP!!

@N_Skoronski

2 жыл бұрын

Don't have a Sobble and a Hattrem on the same team. Sobble makes you cry uncontrollably, and Hattrem just keeps punching you

@jon.p.9358

2 жыл бұрын

Me: Hattrem! Language!

@The_Lad_Crusher

2 жыл бұрын

Damn hattrem harsh , also leguage

@Satanic0v3rl0rd

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@angeldude101

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, I can't say I blame her. Emotions can be really loud and it can get very uncomfortable with so many people metaphorically screaming in your ear (or literally, since actual sound isn't much better as Hatterene's Shield entry mentions).

I love how some of these are really cute and wholesome and than others are like oh yea this one just casually eats other pokemon *alive*

Kinda disappointed Alcremie's Shield entry didn't get in. The strength and sheer volume of its attack is pretty neat imo

@Mal.Vid.13

Жыл бұрын

Also sad he didn’t talk on both of Tsareena’s dex entries because they confirm that she is an irredeemable monster.

The "Skin on Appletun's Back" is most likely referring to those large strips of "pie crust" on its back. As most lizards shed their skin, its probably harmless to them to peel it off and most likely falls off on its own as well. Also, what if the original form the Dreepy were was Diplocaulus?? Their heads look like them, after all.

@mastermindcow6210

4 жыл бұрын

The Dex said something about Dreepy being formerly aquatic creatures way back when, and coupled with its physical traits that theory makes perfect sense.

@gildalisboa4204

4 жыл бұрын

Im happy diplocaulus has a pokemon representation. Diplocaulus is kinda obscure and deserves more attention!

@playerlgamer0592

4 жыл бұрын

Does Anyone have pokemon Shield and have a appletun?

@conglyvo1332

4 жыл бұрын

Me: *hmmm what does it taste like*

@elfmonster1476

4 жыл бұрын

I do believe that, yes, the Dreepy line is based on Diplocaulus.

Me: Gets near Musharna while it’s creating dark mist Musharna: *Makes that girl that trades you a Haunter with an Everstone appear from nothing*

@FilledOfOJ

4 жыл бұрын

OH GOD OH FRICK

@soulhoney1908

4 жыл бұрын

Musharna: don't stand to close of me ok Mindy: oh you have your legendary let's trade * She forcefully trade your legendary with haunter with everstone

@bluepearl4624

4 жыл бұрын

WHITNEY APPEARS.

@idk2195

4 жыл бұрын

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

@soulhoney1908

4 жыл бұрын

@@idk2195 mindy: hope you enjoy and if didn't evolve probably is because of that stone i put on my haunter

“This entry was written by Sawk” was a golden thing to say

i love that they’ve made pokédex entries that are either fully factual or play into a myth. instead of being 100% scientific or 100% mythical

*Golisopod vs Grapploct* *To the death* *Only one survives* *Under the ocean in a Sunken Ship* *Winner gets a free meal* Top 10 Anime battles

@matthewwilliams8267

4 жыл бұрын

Last time on PokéBall Z-

@faisalmustafa4767

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes nice

@RandomPerson-fg1jf

4 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't exactly call the meal free.

@Azeriiall

4 жыл бұрын

Random Person sure it is. It might be difficult to get, but it’s still free. The loser just has to pay with their life.

Snowrunt: * can only survive in cold areas* Also Snowrunt: * always shivering*

@100notkirapreston6

3 жыл бұрын

You mean snorunt?

@syedmajidhassan4051

2 жыл бұрын

It's a painful existence, it doesn't like the cold but if it doesn't go there it dies

@im_a_no_name

2 жыл бұрын

@@syedmajidhassan4051 but the dex says it "happily bounces around" in those temperatures

@djneonreaper4990

2 жыл бұрын

My headcanon is that either 1)they shiver just because its their bodies natural response similar to how we and other animals shiver. Or 2)they actually shiver in warm places, so the opposite of how we work

I think the reason the pokedex entry says that klink inspired a gear is because maybe klink were a thing, but once gears were created klinks felt useless. Klinks did nothing until they went extinct. maybe in black in white the pokemon reappeared because that is coal factories were around. Since everyone was using coal, klinks fel as if they were needed again since gears were supposedly "forgotten".

Eevee’s shield entry talks about it’s unstable genetic makeup, and I know this is in other dex entry’s, I love the fact that no one knows why eevee is like that and I feel like someone should look into it

@Amelia4111

2 жыл бұрын

ENTRIES, NOT ENTRY'S!

@gengarzilla1685

2 жыл бұрын

Settle down.

Tsareena’s Shield entry reminds people why everyone calls it a dominatrix: “A kick from the hardened tips of this Pokémon's legs leaves a wound in the opponent's body and soul that will never heal.”

@cinderleaves3949

4 жыл бұрын

Connor Born So if she kicks you enough, you die. *Mallow new plan don’t level up until I get confirmation on what levels are fine to beat Leon*

@fr0stdr4ke95

4 жыл бұрын

@@cinderleaves3949 Maybe it would just be a really bad scar. It could heal, but never fully.

*on a gmax lapras* “The view is great from up here” “Wait why is lapras shrinking ”

@slevinchannel7589

4 жыл бұрын

17:48: That just stuck me as totally weird. I mean, seriously, is Gamefreak drinking too much Sake or what? This thing is outright evil basically, which is too much for a Dark Type... and it's also not even Dark Type... What the heck?

@berkay4903

4 жыл бұрын

@@slevinchannel7589 stfu

@thomashollingshead015

4 жыл бұрын

SCP- 049 what’s your problem?

@bluezue8825

4 жыл бұрын

SCP- 049 Nice, you bully random people in the comments for.... commenting?

@KhaiRSZone.

4 жыл бұрын

Doesn’t gmax run out after 3 turns? So if the gmax Lapras doesn’t use any moves, it could stay gmax forever

Klink was first found *inside Chargestone Cave* 100 years ago. That is, it may have existed elsewhere long before that.

I like to think that while G-Max Orbeetle can control the minds of everything around it, the Pokedex presents this as a "what if" fact based on its perceived power rather than an event that actually happened. Basically Orbeetle can control everyone but actively chooses not to because it doesn't have malicious intent, which just makes it more interesting when you look at its other Pokedex entries which make reference to it using its massive psychic powers to observe and study rather than perform any harmful or malicious actions like other psychic types often do (like Hatterene, for example).

Funfact: this is Gothitelle's Shield entry: "A criminal who was shown his fate by a Gothitelle went missing that same day and was never seen again"

@menezes3388

3 жыл бұрын

Cool.

@PikaSwamps

3 жыл бұрын

WTF?!

@wastelandlegocheem

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh she's fucking ghost rider

@stupid2735

3 жыл бұрын

oooooOooOoOOOhh

@dogogamer4180

3 жыл бұрын

WHAT

"THE SACRED TEXTS!!!!"

@CandS_Studios

4 жыл бұрын

You can't touch my stick

@paperofbag

4 жыл бұрын

THE ANCIENT POKEDEX ENTRIES

@greenbananas1240

4 жыл бұрын

CandS Studios it’s better than bacon

@MostMorose

4 жыл бұрын

Page turners they were not

@wingedbluj1674

4 жыл бұрын

"Hmm, read them, have you?"

I didn’t realise until I watched this that Goletts dec entry is based of the Greek myth of Prometheus and how he created the people of clay

The one thing I love about pokemon is how it's based off real life they do a good job of implementing that into the game and adding their own twist to the pokemon

I particularly enjoyed Magikarp’s Sword entry: It is virtually worthless in terms of both power and speed. It is the most weak and pathetic Pokémon in the world.

@cintronproductions9430

4 жыл бұрын

That's not exactly a new entry, it's been overused to death since Magikarp was first created. XD

@BlursedSV

4 жыл бұрын

POOKETIPS WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

@foul-smellingz2011

4 жыл бұрын

feebas: am I a joke to you?

@mewtwo150clone

4 жыл бұрын

Unown has entered the chat

@DragonFang409

4 жыл бұрын

Pathetic is such a harsh word, the poor Magikarp. He wants to grow and become a might Gyrados but yet everyone says he’s _pathetic._

Me Trying To Polish My Bronzor : "I WANT THE TRUTH" My Bronzor : "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH"

@goldenhydreigon4727

4 жыл бұрын

*YOU WILL NEVER REACH THE TRUTH

@wovercomet9412

4 жыл бұрын

UNTIL YOU HAVE LEARN THE SECRET of this FAT BUTT, FLABBY ARMS, AND THAT RIDICULOUS BELLY!

@Kirbosmith

3 жыл бұрын

Shinjitsu ni tōtatsu suru koto wa kesshite nai!

@goldenhydreigon4727

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kirbosmith MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA MUDA! *insert infinite death loop here*

@twgbizmarky7753

3 жыл бұрын

_insert persona 4 reference here_

I've always thought that purrloin and nickit have a little bit of a one-up each other rivalry. Like who could steal the biggest bling

I love how everything is afraid of hippowdon except for dwebble

Michal: I would assume that regional variants would get along because they are the same species Have you considered... Humans

@DariusKetchum2010

4 жыл бұрын

Nobody wants to consider humans; they're terrible.

@egotrips4810

4 жыл бұрын

*regional **species. I'm shocked how you misspelled those 2 words that bad.

@ScarasRealLover

4 жыл бұрын

TearDrinkers You still understood what they were trying to say, didn’t you?

@burgerkingfootlettuce6363

4 жыл бұрын

*racism exists lol*

@princeleo2736

4 жыл бұрын

Nobody fcking like

There’s also a very sad Togekiss entry that says “These Pokémon are never seen during conflict or turmoil. In recent times, they’ve hardly been seen at all.” There’s so much fighting that no one sees Togekiss anymore

@4xzx4

4 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile in the competitive VGC scene...

@NepetasShippingWall1642

4 жыл бұрын

4xzx4 XD

@psyffee3755

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, Togekiss is just too busy playing competitive.

@cinderleaves3949

4 жыл бұрын

TemporaLeafeon Meanwhile in real life...

@juanpresidente9804

4 жыл бұрын

@@cinderleaves3949 *ToGeKiSs WoUlD gEt ExTiNcT*

10:45 Hey mikey just wanna say this, to answer your question about klink i think it's a two for one deal i don't think they contradict each other but rather support each other, let me explain. They support each other because well similar to rumors and documented cases i think that klink has been around for longer than the first sighting that first sighting 100 years ago is the first documented case of klinks existence. That's all i'm saying

27:05 so does this mean that the dreepy line was originally water dragon? And that dragapult fired it's children as torpedoes?!?!!

“Like my god ghost Pokémon are messed up” Cofagrigus: I thought trapping robbers was a good thing!

@CrowAkechi_The_Luminary

3 жыл бұрын

well not all ghost types my good babies are mostly ghost types lol and some of them are deffinetly not messed up

@los-lobos

3 жыл бұрын

@@CrowAkechi_The_Luminary Gastly:yea Im basically just a koffing Haunter:oh yea I just lick people to kill them Gengar:heheheheheheHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@CrowAkechi_The_Luminary

3 жыл бұрын

@@los-lobos well their not my babies golurk is my baby so is aiegislash ok gangar may be my baby a bit

@icepawtheyugiohdumbass9955

3 жыл бұрын

My decidueye: 👁👄👁

@txtp

3 жыл бұрын

Chandelure is pretty cool tbh

18:48 What this means is that Moses had the *strongest Sawk IN THE WORLD.*

@mariothemii

2 жыл бұрын

Sawk was his pokemon and the power of God was his stand.

@pakkenpk5598

2 жыл бұрын

@@mariothemii *ahem* Moses: Pokemon Trainer, his favorite Pokemon Sawk Stand: Living on a Prayer

@Sheenifier

2 жыл бұрын

Sawk was the name of his beyblade Also has mikey not watched an episode of dbz they do it all the time

@Andyatl2002

2 жыл бұрын

@@mariothemii, this isn’t beyblade lore

@Meow_teehee

2 жыл бұрын

No No, Moses *WAS* a sawk.