⏰TIMESTAMPS⏰ Intro: 0:00 Snakey: 0:14 Industrialist: 1:01 Green Knight: 1:57 Pink Knight: 3:05 Conehead: 3:51 Orange Knight: 4:48 Thief: 5:43 Open-Faced Gray Knight: 6:33 Stoveface: 7:28 Saracen: 8:14 Hatty: 9:06 Beekeeper: 10:16 Bear: 11:09 Alien: 12:04 Fire Demon: 12:56 Skeleton: 13:56 Brute: 14:45 Cult Minion: 15:55 Red Knight: 16:41 Barbarian: 17:37 Royal Guard: 18:42 Blacksmith: 19:28 Fencer: 20:19 Gray Knight: 21:12 Blue Knight: 22:29 Icecomo: 23:22 King: 24:16 Civilian: 25:09 Necromancer: 25:56 Peasant: 27:03 Ninja: 27:44 Outro: 28:51

@RoganWoolfe

Ай бұрын

How long did take to type?

@jhonhgamer123

21 күн бұрын

10:16 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🪷🪷🪷🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

@Bittamin

20 күн бұрын

I remember seeing you start these up, so awesome of you to compile and timestamp it all!!! 🎉

“This character is a non-elemental character which means their elemental infusion is armor pierce, which does 4X base damage”

@_K8lynn_

28 күн бұрын

Thank you for clarifying, I felt like that wasn't really made clear in the video

@DarriusParrish

28 күн бұрын

Not true, he says the barbarian does 5x

@MamaTrixxieAsmr

26 күн бұрын

its lke yugioh and the damn pot of greed line

@rosymuscovy7967

26 күн бұрын

“Alright, now that you’ve talked about the character a little bit, time to give your opinion on him.”

@chemicalconfusion6164

26 күн бұрын

@@rosymuscovy7967hahahaha

I am not an elemental character, which means my elemental infusion is armour pierce. This gives me four times base damage.

@MilhSpears

Ай бұрын

*WRONG BUZZER SOUND*

@patisthegreatest

Ай бұрын

For my light magic, I throw out a chef's cleaver that does moderate damage.

@Vincent-ik3uc

27 күн бұрын

⁠@@patisthegreatestand rains down arrow for your heavy magic

@KHA0T1X

27 күн бұрын

I am not an elemental character *

@EDWARD-tj1pi

23 күн бұрын

Ok, now that ive talked about you for a while, its time to give my overall opinion on you

Kinda sad how so many characters are just reskins of each other

@buttqueef9900

26 күн бұрын

This game is old af though lol. Came from folks who made flash games.

@darkgn0ll587

25 күн бұрын

I mean when there's so many characters I really don't mind it so much

@universpro7741

25 күн бұрын

Those resk8n characters are why it's iconic

@death_sh3ll

24 күн бұрын

kinda makes sense for a multiplayer beat-em-up. you can eg get a low character so you don’t steamroll a session

@ver6

21 күн бұрын

This allows people to play with the same magic if they both like that magic

Giving the fencer a 10 while the industrialist gets a 9.5 feels targeted

@thatlittlemonstrosity

25 күн бұрын

it’s about the drip, fencer is just built different

@romanrios62

25 күн бұрын

@@thatlittlemonstrosity I have to heavily disagree, industrialist is much cooler imo

@thatlittlemonstrosity

25 күн бұрын

@@romanrios62 that is subjective so I won’t argue

@mustibingus

24 күн бұрын

​@@thatlittlemonstrosity But industrialist is easyer to unlock

@thatlittlemonstrosity

24 күн бұрын

@@mustibingus true

*Me when I have an essay with a target word count to hit*

@wolverinelg

17 күн бұрын

“Alright, I’ve talked about the causes of the Industrial Revolution long enough. Time to give my concluding thoughts.”

It still baffles me how Snakey is a non-elemental character considering both is weapon and design are based off of poison

@masterace9543

18 күн бұрын

Right!?

"Have you ever given your overall opinion on a character? Cells." "Cells." "Within cells, interlinked" "Interlinked" "What's it like to be a character with no elemental infusion? Interlinked." "Interlinked." "Do you do 4x base damage? Interlinked" "Interlinked."

@nynvib276

16 күн бұрын

He's nowhere close to baseline

@sugarpoyon2077

4 күн бұрын

Blade Runner 2049 mentioned 🔥🔥🔥

fun fact you never fight the brute except for in the industrial castle which even then its a beefy version despite the fact its dead body can be seen in the necromancer fight

@brainz2

Ай бұрын

doesnt he appear in wave 2

@AWOOFERSUPPORTER

Ай бұрын

@@brainz2 just the beefy version

@LongShaynx

26 күн бұрын

Don't you also fight him at swamp?

@Sumouray-Marios

26 күн бұрын

​@@LongShaynxat the swamp its snakey isnt it

@AWOOFERSUPPORTER

25 күн бұрын

@@Sumouray-Marios yes correct

Great video, but can you please explain how character being non-elemental affects their elemental infusion? What does their elemental infusion do?

@Twenteen2

27 күн бұрын

truely a mystery

@cromancer3219

27 күн бұрын

Elements do different damage depending on enemy, sometimes more sometimes less. Non elemental magic do same damage against everyone. That's why green knight has the worst magic

@airrogue4428

27 күн бұрын

@@cromancer3219 but how much damage it does?

@cromancer3219

27 күн бұрын

@@airrogue4428 from a saracen speedrun video i found. Melee did 29. Elemental infusion did 202. However it combines strength and magic stat

@artyy3742

26 күн бұрын

​@@airrogue4428 If you're playing as a non-elemental character it gives you armor pierce, which does 4x base damage. Alright, now that I've talked about armor pierce for a while, I can finish writing this comment.

Oh cool, so there's like, 6 or 7 elemental characters in the game

Bro forgot magic jumps.💀

@a_real_person_probably

Ай бұрын

true lol

@boxmantherandom

Ай бұрын

aren't they all basically the same excluding design

@vpopsumov

Ай бұрын

​@@boxmantherandomkinda

@onionman148

Ай бұрын

@@boxmantherandomno,some characters can give effects with their magic jump, for example blue knight can freeze enemies

@Dark-qn1br

Ай бұрын

@@onionman148I mean otherwise they are all the same

Play Castle Crashers a lot while a child and get in love with the game just to 12 years later get the *Green Knight* roasted like that 😭😭

@zeta5341

26 күн бұрын

Same bro

@jacksonbowns1087

24 күн бұрын

Yeah, it hurts to hear, but we can always just ignore it struggle onwards!

@donkeykong315

24 күн бұрын

Me, a blue knight fan from day 1: yeah it’s rough out here

@rebeccabarbosa978

22 күн бұрын

But hes factually bad, i played with him too

@elimino8177

21 күн бұрын

@@rebeccabarbosa978 He is GREEN = COOL

"It's time to give my overall opinion on him."

The repetition is real

Man I’m starting to think he’s talked about this character enough, I wonder if he’s about to give his overall opinion 🤔

You forgot that the thief is the best character for agility builds as he can shoot arrows faster than any other character. It’s so much damage that it does better than most magic

@luke.me.1718

27 күн бұрын

literally the same as any other character with agility gear

@rowleyryan9025

22 күн бұрын

@@luke.me.1718the amount of misinformation in the video and the comments is wiiiiild

@dhakman8765

21 күн бұрын

Sorry Guys, I was actually wrong. The Thief’s Arrow actually always shoots in a Straight Line unlike everyone else. It gives the Illusion of Speed but it’s not. But it’s still a gameplay changer that makes it the best in Agility

@rowleyryan9025

21 күн бұрын

@@dhakman8765 ty for saying that

@Dibsville

20 күн бұрын

@@dhakman8765 All characters shoot arrows in a straight line when they hit maximum in the agility stat. There is no difference between arrows for any characters other than the way the bow and arrow looks. But I do enjoy going agility builds on Thief the most because he fits the theme the best.

"although his magic isn't the best against bosses" Understatement. The icicle rain's fixed 50% MP cost makes Blue Knight one of the worst at killing bosses. Still my #1 favorite character.

I think it's important to note that characters who have the dark shot magic are the only ones able to do more than 1 magic damage to the cult minions in the final stage.

@ArlecchinoAKAFather

23 күн бұрын

True but red knight can do 1×100 as long as they don't move too much

Things I'd like to add; Saracen's projectile is unblockable, which makes him one of the best arena characters in the game alongside the ice characters. Other than that, he's fundamentally the same as Bear. Grey Knight's projectile does the most damage in the game. I think Royal Gaurd's and Conehead's projectile does the same amount, but dont quote me on that. Spellweaving is a very important part of CC at later levels, and some characters may do it better than others (Ie. Alien has a very hard time spellweaving due to the fact he doesnt get knocked upwards when he uses his air projectile, unlike literally everyone else. Necromancer also has a hard time spellweaving because his skeleton shoots out at 60 degrees instead of 45, and is much faster than everyone elses). Grey Knight, Hatty (kinda), and all the other bomb characters have a little higher skill ceiling to their spellweaving, but are very beneficial to learn due to the damage they deal. Bear and Saracen use their tornadoes instead of their projectile, leaving to very long and high damaging combos, and are what the characters are known for. Lastly, every character can be effective as long as you put in effort. As a Grey Knight/Bear/Hatty main, just play who seems cool and have fun!

My bro disrespecting the legendary green knight 💀

@thezerowulf2046

Ай бұрын

Green knight goated

@chesterstevens8870

28 күн бұрын

How dare he.. fgck this guy. Green knight is the best.

@binguslol3757

28 күн бұрын

Green knight gang

@arandomguardsmen

27 күн бұрын

Green knight forever

@Eto-Ezio

27 күн бұрын

Green knight street

Why does 1.25x speed sound so much more natural

@jayinvictus3945

22 күн бұрын

Oh my God your right

@Nokaret

4 күн бұрын

Nah, 0.75 is the way to go 😄

@daanaerts_

4 күн бұрын

@@Nokaret you’d never get to the end of it crikey

I had no idea that castle crashers had so many characters

Bro forgot the perpetually shitting deer 💀

"I didn't want to play the same intro every time" but you said damn near the same thing multiple times with every knight😂

Back then I used to abuse red knight. Every PVP battle was just me spamming his magic until it actually lands. It's so over powered

@starryie9859

5 күн бұрын

Same lol, good times man...

The iceskimo has been my favorite knight since the game came out for no apparent reason.

@thezerowulf2046

Ай бұрын

I respect you for that

There's so much about this video that makes me feel like I imagined it in a fever dream.

5 reasons to play Necromancer: - he looks cool - - - -

@nynvib276

16 күн бұрын

He's also a non-elemental character meaning his elemental infusion is armor pierce which does 4 times base damage.

@serenitydeputy3896

13 күн бұрын

😂😂😂​@@nynvib276

Reviewing EVERY Character in Castle Crashers in One Minute

My mom heard you call the skeleton average, shes shaking her head in disappointment

Alright, now that ive talked about this video for a good amount of time, its time to give my honest opinion on it.

The amount of times I heard armor pierce

If necromancer doesn’t get above a 7/10 just for coolness then I’m gonna do something irresponsible Mggghghhhhhhhhhh

@VariousJnizzle

29 күн бұрын

He creamed

@greendevil-greensoul

28 күн бұрын

Mggghghhhhhhhhhh

"His light magic shoots a ball of darkness" Well, I see.

Is it normal to call it light/heavy magic? I’ve always called it range/splash

@leonhaynard5565

28 күн бұрын

Yeah because you trigger them with the light/heavy attack buttons so people should understand what it means

@GGBlaster

28 күн бұрын

@@leonhaynard5565 well, it’s just that the “light” magic doesn’t use the light attack button; it uses the utility button. Plus, most “light” magic attacks have more DPH than their “heavy” counterparts, and sometimes cost more mana, too.

shoulda edited out the transitional phrase for each review cuz people have to hear "alright ive talked about x enough it's time for my overall opinion" 31 something times

What a throwback, great video!

The first time I ever played the game I played the blue knight, which unlocked the industrialist and I never played anyone else (except fencer ofc) I realized how fricken OP he was when I could literally one shot the catfish so I would just farm it for xp. This only confirms that 13 year old me was able to figure out the industrialist was definitely op.

I love your music selection for this!

Not giving the ice knight or the red knight 10/10 is disrespectful They cheese through insane mode better than anyone beside the industrial guys

@log4365

28 күн бұрын

Red knight is ok for insane mod tbh the enemies have such high health that they tank it's heavy magic and it recharges to slow to be viable

@rayzuke1232

27 күн бұрын

honestly industrial is only good for killing bosses. That's the only thing that makes them special but once you hit insane mode bosses are like the least problematic part for progress. Blue and Red Knight should definitely rank above them.

@Dibsville

20 күн бұрын

@@rayzuke1232 The saw crew's also extremely good defensively because their splash starts behind them unlike other characters, on top of lasting so long. While it is true their main claim to fame is for shredding bosses, they're also braindead easy to clear the game with because you can just splash both directions and enemies literally cannot hit you for 5+ seconds while also starting a perfect juggle knock-up. To say they're only good for bosses is a massive understatement, they're also some of the best characters for regular enemies too.

ah yes, 30 minutes of a tier list of a game I will never play, perfect

Could you remind me what the non-elemental characters elemental infusion does?

@DefinitelyNotTheRealFugzor

23 күн бұрын

it pierces armor.

@nynvib276

16 күн бұрын

​@@DefinitelyNotTheRealFugzor For four times damage

"Every Character in Castle Crashers reviewed in one minute" Me, someone who unlocked all of them back on Xbox 360: "Oh God... This is gonna be a long video..."

Man, this really took me back ❤️‍🔥

Great video!

I haven’t realized until now and 150k views in under 2 weeks that’s crazy also you’re close to 10k subs which is good and numbers are climbing very fast

Should make shorts for each of these characters, it’s already all layered out.

Always used the blue knight growing up, cool video

18:24 my man said 5 times base damage and forgot to correct it

Green Knight 5/10? Remember playing him early on and thinking he was the easiest character to beat the game with since his poison ticks help him level up super quickly.

what does armor pierce do again?

Can you do a video on the optimal 4-player setup for the best synergy? Like best characters, best weapon/pet for each character, etc, although idk if it'll fit your short video style.

@maciejadamski6302

Ай бұрын

Industrialist, fencer, blue knight and red knight. Absolutely shred bosses and be able to freeze and hold enemies in place while damaging them. These are 100% the 4 best to use together and will even make insane mode go kinda fast with some ease

@cromancer3219

27 күн бұрын

4 bomb characters to spam bombs

You’d have benefited from a 1-5 score instead of 1-10

@dengc8973

26 күн бұрын

Why is that? He even used half points so it seems like making it even less specific would be a more negative change

@Fungo4

25 күн бұрын

Just subtract 5 from every score ;)

@Jes9119

24 күн бұрын

​@@dengc8973There aren't enough categories of differentiation to justify a -/10 score. Which makes the entire ranking system subjective instead of objective. A lot of the scores were based on his own "feel" of each character and not how they actually were. Even to give something half points, you would need at least 20 different categories to check "yes" or "no" in.

hey does anyone here know what the elemental infusion for non elemental characters is? I cant seem to find any data on them anywhere.

@artyy3742

26 күн бұрын

It's armor pierce, which does 4x base damage to enemies. Now that I have been talking about armor pierce for a bit, I can finish writing this comment.

15:07 the police are gonna be MAD about this one...

I started replaying castle crashers. Didn't realize there were so many characters

Good video, you Cone-shaped-helmet fella I haven't play Castle crashers since 10 years ago and i remember i never unlocked any characters, funny how this game actually has a lot of content in it

I kept my hopes up high for their to be ANYBODY who isn't a non-elemental character, meaning their elemental infusion is armor pierce, dealing 4x base damage. But next to NONE came :( like not even something kind of obvious like poison infusion for the beekeeper, ice for the skeleton? :/

Bro I play with the green knight and he was goateed because the massive amount of poison

14:45 here is best desing in the game!! lets go my boy the brute the only reason i got back to the game in sooo long after drawing him for a color wheel drawing i did ewe love you brute!

It's cool to see people still enjoying and talking about this game. I've been playing it since it first came out back on the microsoft store for 360. I've even gotten every achievement, character, weapon, and animal orb. Hell, I even got every character to 99 and beat insane mode with them all. It sure took a while. Btw, the fencer is actually the best character in the game. They have slightly more in their mana pool naturally than the industrialist. It's not hard to unlock him. Personally favor the iceskimo.

Great to see this game getting the attention it deserves. This game is a masterpiece

Alien strong magic attack has a bug that, when you spam it while landing from a jump can shoot while he's moving at high speed. That makes him really good if you have max leven on magic

Now that I’ve talked about this character for a bit it’s time to give my overall opinion on him

Hatty having 3 magics and non element should give him way higher rating. Some of these ratings make no sense. You give some characters a way higher rating than they should have while giving ones that are good a way lower rating.

I was ... Exclusively Green knight

Compilation thanks monkscc

I already hurt myself a lot playing Castle Crashers and unlocking all the characters in the 360 era, and watching this video I want to do it now on PC

Me having never played castle crashes nor any intention to: 🤔✍️

As an orange knight main I was happy to see he got a pretty good score

I find this video quite...mild. Like, it lacks that magif, you know? Which means it deals 4 times base damage.

*SUMMARY BY SCORE:* Fencer: 10/10 Industrialist: 9.5/10 Blue Knight: 8.5/10 Red Knight: 8.5/10 Bear: 8/10 Brute: 8/10 Saracen: 8/10 Snakey: 8/10 Icecomo: 7.5/10 Fire Demon: 7.5/10 Hatty: 7.5/10 Pink Knight: 7.5/10 Blacksmith: 7/10 Necromancer: 7/10 Orange Knight: 7/10 Cult Minion: 6.5/10 Ninja: 6.5/10 Skeleton: 6.5/10 Alien: 6/10 Beekeeper: 6/10 Conehad: 6/10 Royal Guard: 6/10 Gray Knight: 5.5/10 King: 5.5/10 Open-Faced: 5.5/10 Stoveface: 5.5/10 Barbarian: 5/10 Green Knight: 5/10 Thief: 4.5/10 Peasant: 4/10 Civilian: 3.5/10

bro im not gonna lie i needed this video when i was 12 i love this shit

I'm so happy Pink Knight is a good character, they were my favorite when I did my first playthrough of the game

Now that I've finished this video, it's time to give my overall opinion on it. I really think you should've explained elemental infusion better, and what effects a character gets if they're non elemental. Other than that, nice video

Hmmmm today I will watch a review of every character in a video game I haven’t played in a decade 🗿

Damn back in a day on 360. I had a blast playing this game

as a kid i thought the blue knights starting weapon was a baton

so you mean to tell me there’s 29 castle crashers

"Every castle crashers character reviewed in one minute." 29 minutes *Ironic.* Also yes I know he means reviewing each character in one minute each, just dicking around

Hey, what does elemental infusion effect of non-elemental characters do?

@evanginter4462

27 күн бұрын

Since they're a non-elemental character, their elemental infusion is armor pierce, which does 4x damage

I love castle crashers, haven't done my yearly playthrough with the boys which is sad

Now every magic jump

So wait… What does armor pierce do?

Liked the video but your writing is very robotic, “alright now that I’ve talked about x character it’s time to give my review” I’d encourage you to try to write in a way that flows better maybe consider reading out your scripts to freinds or something

take a shot of alcohol for every time he says "this character is non-elemental character which means their elemental infusion is armor pierce, which does 4X base damage"

Absolute cinema

As a kid i somehow had the open face knight but never played insane mode. He was also my only level 99 character

I've never seen the green knight backflip before I'm flabbergasted

Catching a group of enemies in the Red Knight's heavy is the only time i have visably seen the exp bar rise.

Listening to this kinda reminds me of those games where you go down a hallway, but each time there’s one small change I mean this in a good way

Best part about necro is that you can pick him and go into the necro fight with randoms and confuse the shit out of them by acting like a boss and chasing them around.

Thank you for this video

I thought the beekeeper's heavy magic was a notorious large boss shredder because each bee can hit individually unlike the arrow storm spells. Feel like it should have had a better rating

Hi monks, how you doing?, I like your videos, and I'm subed.

I remember i used grey knight to beat the game on my first playthrough. So he’s my favorite

Despite looking similar the Barbarian's heavy magic is not actually a reskin of the arrow rain.

I’m confused. What does armor pierce, which is the elemental infusion of a non-elemental character, do?

Bee keeper slander will NOT be tolerated