EU4 A to Z - This OP MISSION TREE Couldn't Save Me From PAIN

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In this video titled EU4 A to Z - This OP MISSION TREE Couldn't Save Me From PAIN I do a playthrough as Jolof in Europa Universalis 4 1.34 Lions of The North. This is the series titled A to Z where I attempt to play every* nation in EU4 in alphabetical order. Of course I had to remove some nations so the challenge doesn't get too boring. In this video I play as the nation of Jolof and I attempt to form a colony in every colonial region in South America and conquer all of West Africa. So, let's see if I managed to do it! I hope you guys enjoy this series. If you enjoyed this video consider leaving a like and subscribing for more content in the future.
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  • @TheRedHawk
    @TheRedHawk Жыл бұрын

    What should I do as Kaffa next time? Leave a comment here and join The Discord to chat with me and get the save-game if you're a KZread Member: discord.gg/ksDjjUhKHd Check out more A to Z here: kzread.info/head/PLsO8A6cTBgguikj9y8lUVsz_P7pz3Pluj

  • @tizi087

    @tizi087

    Жыл бұрын

    Name is very close to the german word for coffe (kaffe). SO be the main trader in coffe maybe?

  • @kevdog6425

    @kevdog6425

    Жыл бұрын

    I dunno, my mind is still reeling from from that Futa Jallon joke.

  • @nikolat1996

    @nikolat1996

    Жыл бұрын

    Not the main trader in coffee, that's too easy. Be the ONLY producer of coffee

  • @yeshuae11

    @yeshuae11

    Жыл бұрын

    Own Caffa province in Crimea!

  • @shinyaltaria1388

    @shinyaltaria1388

    Жыл бұрын

    A combination of all the ones listed, plus one of my own: first, my own, based on another person's reasoning: form Germany (or dismantle the hre and control the 1444 borders of the hre), become the number 1 coffee producer (if not the only one), and own Caffa.

  • @MrBattlecharge
    @MrBattlecharge Жыл бұрын

    Redhawk - sets own, seemingly impossible to accomplish goals. Also redhawk : "sounds like pain, what are you gonna do"

  • @TheRedHawk

    @TheRedHawk

    Жыл бұрын

    I suffer

  • @MrBattlecharge

    @MrBattlecharge

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TheRedHawk for my entertainment. So nodle of you.

  • @stillDRE34
    @stillDRE34 Жыл бұрын

    Losing a war and a few provinces is no reason to quit. You can take those back later, in your enemy's moment of weakness.

  • @marclefleur6158

    @marclefleur6158

    Жыл бұрын

    ...And bring pain to them :D

  • @ligmabouls

    @ligmabouls

    Жыл бұрын

    I always reload.

  • @marclefleur6158

    @marclefleur6158

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ligmabouls Depends on the situation. Obviously, when it's about one lost battle, it's different than when you have to replay the ENTIRE Thirty Years War. That's just PAIN.

  • @ligmabouls

    @ligmabouls

    Жыл бұрын

    @@marclefleur6158 thirthy years of war means 60 autosaves or you playing iron? Or 1 year saves

  • @marclefleur6158

    @marclefleur6158

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ligmabouls I meant playing out the entire Thirty Years' War. Literally and temporally. So, at least 60 saves. Just imagine making a mistake in 1642 that costs you a definitive victory. Although such moments are few and far between in Europe. No, I don't play Hearts of Iron, which is ironic because I love modern history.

  • @mrw9044
    @mrw9044 Жыл бұрын

    As Kaffa, do the Pick your Poison achievement, or produce the most coffee in the world. Or be top trader in coffee perhaps?

  • @cameronwalters1626

    @cameronwalters1626

    Жыл бұрын

    He could get the province of Mokka and the province of Java for supreme coffee.

  • @TheRedHawk

    @TheRedHawk

    Жыл бұрын

    Pain

  • @jerzusaddenda9581

    @jerzusaddenda9581

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TheRedHawk good

  • @IronWolf123

    @IronWolf123

    Жыл бұрын

    @@cameronwalters1626 And Mecca

  • @bobthepervyuncle

    @bobthepervyuncle

    Жыл бұрын

    @@cameronwalters1626 Also Minas or Geiras, however it's called, Brazilian province.

  • @EtneoMappingAnimation
    @EtneoMappingAnimation Жыл бұрын

    as a secondary objective you could conquer Caffa (the Genoese colony in crimea)

  • @TheRedHawk

    @TheRedHawk

    Жыл бұрын

    Bruh

  • @hullbarrett
    @hullbarrett Жыл бұрын

    Having four colonial nations in South America is actually a unique achievement for Mali. _Abu Bakr II’s Ambition: Start as Mali and have 4 Colonial Subjects in South America._ So, maybe you'll get another crack at it as Mali. I tried to complete it a few months ago and I was so close to getting it, but the Spain-Portugal-England alliance just wasn't having it. I did even worse on my second try.

  • @UwU_for_Christ

    @UwU_for_Christ

    Жыл бұрын

    id imagine youd have to get really lucky and have spain and/or Portugal blow up early game to stop them colonising. or maybe rush west Africa and leverage the north africans to fuck the iberians but that seems even less likely.

  • @micahbonewell5994
    @micahbonewell5994 Жыл бұрын

    that +2 diplomats is unique and strong! I don't think anyone else has that

  • @Masivigny
    @Masivigny Жыл бұрын

    If the green screen doesn't change your background into a literal hawk's nest I will be disappoint. Good job on the upgrades!

  • @dr0g_Oakblood
    @dr0g_Oakblood Жыл бұрын

    12:24 - It's closer because of favorable winds that "shorten" the range, it's a bit of an underappreciated mechanic, you can see them in the colonial range screen, they are the little green arrows. (Provided you are zoomed in enough*)

  • @ryanokeefe8944
    @ryanokeefe8944 Жыл бұрын

    Excited to see you closing in on 100k, you deserve it! Any ideas for a 100k special episode?

  • @SereglothIV

    @SereglothIV

    Жыл бұрын

    An episode of A to Z without taking any loans :P

  • @TheRedHawk

    @TheRedHawk

    Жыл бұрын

    Prob no special tbh

  • @MrBattlecharge

    @MrBattlecharge

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TheRedHawk you should just play a game as you want - your choice of country with no particular agenda, just enjoy.

  • @ryanokeefe8944

    @ryanokeefe8944

    Жыл бұрын

    @@MrBattlecharge I'd be totally fine with that, give the poor man a break from the usual suffering.

  • @HumanPerson_final

    @HumanPerson_final

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TheRedHawk Celebratory A-Z in EU3 gogogo

  • @makiskanyt9269
    @makiskanyt9269 Жыл бұрын

    Gotta love you knew bokoen made the futa joke so many times

  • @makiskanyt9269

    @makiskanyt9269

    Жыл бұрын

    Well actually all eu4 player do the joke

  • @justjakester
    @justjakester Жыл бұрын

    The Red Hawk lore in my head is that he's Italian, for no other reason than he's incapable of talking without moving his hands. Obviously he's form Jolof tho

  • @galenodo5153
    @galenodo5153 Жыл бұрын

    Started watching your channel about a month and half ago and I don't think I've missed many uploads, keep up the good work, man

  • @Onalot
    @Onalot Жыл бұрын

    I haven't played Jolof, but I've played other western african countries. I've found it best to not manually lower autonomy, just use the centrilization edict. Way too many rebels spawn when manually lowering autonomy. After taking over half the region it becomes OK to start doing it.

  • @AGrumpyPanda

    @AGrumpyPanda

    11 ай бұрын

    I wonder if that's also worth considering for Japan, the rebels all over the place do slow down my progress (I don't go for super speed forms, I'm just happy as long as I unite the island by 1500).

  • @anson3439
    @anson3439 Жыл бұрын

    Yesss another Red Hawk video, I patiently wait for the newest uploads cause I went back through A-Z already 😬

  • @jarleisenfaust570
    @jarleisenfaust570 Жыл бұрын

    This campaign seems like so much Pain! Well for Kaffa how about getting the "Pick your poison" achievment? More pain? Maybe! 😅

  • @chicken4976
    @chicken4976 Жыл бұрын

    I love watching RedHawk go through lots of pain

  • @DondarfSnowbonk
    @DondarfSnowbonk Жыл бұрын

    I play in West Africa pretty often and the key to resisting the Iberians is putting forts in those northern desert province choke points, the highest-level forts you have available. The attrition is *murder.*

  • @jeao7115
    @jeao7115 Жыл бұрын

    That white turtleneck quarter zip thingy goes hard ahaha

  • @BoxBishop
    @BoxBishop Жыл бұрын

    yo red-bird-guy, another cool video, keep them simple like this and keep them coming. I have watched every single eu4 vid you produced and loved all of them. Any plans to check out CK3 or HOI4 anytime soon?

  • @bossofdeath7862
    @bossofdeath7862 Жыл бұрын

    As a Wolof, I'm proud that you made a video about Jolof. This is probably the only video tutorial for this tag.

  • @corbinpawlak4751
    @corbinpawlak4751 Жыл бұрын

    Love the fit my guy

  • @reverendteej
    @reverendteej Жыл бұрын

    Ah! Fair effort! Quite a fun mission tree!

  • @thomasgordon9366
    @thomasgordon9366 Жыл бұрын

    Lol, I'd never seen your face before....I always envisioned you looking like a college math professor I had who was eastern European. Love the channel, keep it up.

  • @KylonOrina
    @KylonOrina Жыл бұрын

    That's quite a nice sheep costume you are wearing Hawk.

  • @connortheandroidsentbycybe7740
    @connortheandroidsentbycybe7740 Жыл бұрын

    3:39 Red Hawk a degenerate too confirmed? 🤔

  • @abyssprimus

    @abyssprimus

    Жыл бұрын

    He is a man of culture

  • @Masivigny

    @Masivigny

    Жыл бұрын

    I felt personally attacked

  • @micahbonewell5994
    @micahbonewell5994 Жыл бұрын

    Probably should have gone for exploration and expansion on your 3rd and 4th idea groups, I feel like quality and economic ideas would have helped you a lot more early game.

  • @krankarvolund7771

    @krankarvolund7771

    Жыл бұрын

    He never reach third and fourth idea groups though ^^'

  • @anti-spiral159
    @anti-spiral159 Жыл бұрын

    I would like to see this game continued

  • @Smittenz1
    @Smittenz1 Жыл бұрын

    Good morning redhawk, i echo the other suggestions. Kaffa should involve getting the provinces of Java, Caffa and mokka to become the supreme caffinated king of coffee!

  • @jonathanwilkins4895
    @jonathanwilkins4895 Жыл бұрын

    Where did you get that sweater bro? It looks so comfy. Would be a great Christmas gift for myself lmao.

  • @carltonleboss
    @carltonleboss Жыл бұрын

    You're gonna "love" playing as Mali.

  • @formicasana0
    @formicasana0 Жыл бұрын

    I was watching the video and when at 14 minutes I saw how long the video is, I immediately understood that (S)pain was coming to end faster the campaign 😂

  • @SZOKI997
    @SZOKI997 Жыл бұрын

    This voice crack tho hahah X'D 10:38

  • @musAKulture
    @musAKulture Жыл бұрын

    i did not expect you to look like this one bit...wow

  • @juanbarbosasiguenza5883
    @juanbarbosasiguenza5883 Жыл бұрын

    Nobody expects the spanish inquisition

  • @stormblind1654
    @stormblind1654 Жыл бұрын

    Bruh, I like that sweater. Looks comfy.

  • @TheRedHawk

    @TheRedHawk

    Жыл бұрын

    Super cozy

  • @steliospapadopoulos5963
    @steliospapadopoulos5963 Жыл бұрын

    Because the flag of Kaffa flag looks like the Lesotho one try to conquer the area where Lesotho is located now

  • @mahmutmc4540
    @mahmutmc4540 Жыл бұрын

    as Kaffa, become the largest producer of coffee.

  • @OddlySpecificGaming
    @OddlySpecificGaming Жыл бұрын

    Good luck on 100k, my random comment for engagement - what about a green screen? Edit never mind should have waited ha

  • @jacklovejoy5290
    @jacklovejoy5290 Жыл бұрын

    For Kaffa open a cafe by getting the trading bonuses for tea and coffee (maybe sugar too if you feel like a masochist)

  • @thatonerussiandictator5412
    @thatonerussiandictator5412 Жыл бұрын

    I just don’t get how you always manage to have a ton of rebels, I just force fire them and make sure they don’t occupy anything.

  • @Sterling_holmes
    @Sterling_holmes Жыл бұрын

    3:33 Ayo???

  • @334outdoors8
    @334outdoors8 Жыл бұрын

    Can you do a short on how to stop rebels popping I get real tired of fighting rebels every 20seconds

  • @derAlphabet
    @derAlphabet Жыл бұрын

    And I thought you'd wanted to establish only one colony = one province in each region. That might've been easier :D

  • @Josh-ll2pi
    @Josh-ll2pi Жыл бұрын

    My gf loving that white turtle neck. Pain

  • @hoi-polloi1863
    @hoi-polloi1863 Жыл бұрын

    Ouch, those darn Spaniard ruin everything. *PAIN*

  • @The_Paradox__
    @The_Paradox__ Жыл бұрын

    I did not imagine you to look that way

  • @buthyz8528
    @buthyz8528 Жыл бұрын

    Spain, the bringer of Pain

  • @Phantom-mg5cg
    @Phantom-mg5cg Жыл бұрын

    I like a camera without a green screen more.

  • @ChrissieBear
    @ChrissieBear Жыл бұрын

    Red Hawk really had futa on the mind, huh? 🤣

  • @SereglothIV
    @SereglothIV Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, I actually payed my vassal for giving him an institution once. I did it form the subjects screen. If you do it from the diplo screen you're good.

  • @alireza2248
    @alireza2248 Жыл бұрын

    You missed your "Jolumbia"

  • @lorefox201
    @lorefox201 Жыл бұрын

    the Spanish-Portugal war didn't end SO badly you could recover from that if you weren't time constrained

  • @haidihadweger8593
    @haidihadweger8593 Жыл бұрын

    I am watching this chanel since 2020 and I still cant figure aout where your accent is from haha

  • @MasterOfManyMuffins
    @MasterOfManyMuffins Жыл бұрын

    That evil villain WaLuigi mustache

  • @samwill7259
    @samwill7259 Жыл бұрын

    Man, I thought it'd be safe to watch this episode after I'd already eaten ...But now I want rice.

  • @MrBattlecharge
    @MrBattlecharge Жыл бұрын

    I . Love . That . Sweater ! ❤️

  • @piss57
    @piss57 Жыл бұрын

    Imo, i don't think you should worry about the camera or the green screen.

  • @rsabinioan
    @rsabinioan Жыл бұрын

    I love the fact that our thirsty asses bullied Red Hawk into improving his camera setup so we can see his HD Handsome Chad face in every video

  • @tashkashka
    @tashkashka Жыл бұрын

    Nice sweater

  • @MrBattlecharge
    @MrBattlecharge Жыл бұрын

    That look at 16:40 says it all

  • @randyyy2609
    @randyyy2609 Жыл бұрын

    Primary objective: make Ethiopia not exist, culture switch and then form Ethiopia yourself Secondary objective: own Cafa.

  • @TooDeepForSleep
    @TooDeepForSleep Жыл бұрын

    FUTA-JALON !??! 100K SPECIAL?

  • @viniciusyugulis7278
    @viniciusyugulis7278 Жыл бұрын

    If you allied Ottos you would've probably won

  • @tragarts
    @tragarts Жыл бұрын

    Hey so when you get to the nation Kuba in africa... well you know what to do (if you dont, well im taking about colonizing cuba as kuba)

  • @joncorcoran6547
    @joncorcoran6547 Жыл бұрын

    adding your face to your videos means youll hit 100k easy 🥵

  • @konstantinosadamopoulos9918
    @konstantinosadamopoulos9918 Жыл бұрын

    Lesgoooo

  • @amilavxilmen5632
    @amilavxilmen5632 Жыл бұрын

    As Kaffa, conquer Caffa

  • @whenrobotsattack390
    @whenrobotsattack390 Жыл бұрын

    10:37 what the fuck was that sound

  • @kaspersteiermark115
    @kaspersteiermark115 Жыл бұрын

    mmmm my favorite flavour pain

  • @asdffsasdffaa
    @asdffsasdffaa Жыл бұрын

    Ring light + green screen are great, but when hot tub stream

  • @TheRedHawk

    @TheRedHawk

    Жыл бұрын

    Soon

  • @asdffsasdffaa

    @asdffsasdffaa

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TheRedHawk Always "soon" never "now" 😭

  • Жыл бұрын

    Now that I think about it, why do we call Core-Creation Cost CCR and not CCC?

  • @mangcrow5738

    @mangcrow5738

    Жыл бұрын

    core cost reduction

  • @hs5312
    @hs5312 Жыл бұрын

    Own every province on the east African coast

  • @serialgiver6295
    @serialgiver6295 Жыл бұрын

    "Yes we can send them to Brazil" . . .

  • @puldalpha
    @puldalpha Жыл бұрын

    Humanism? Nah lets go Econ instead to help the pain of rebels

  • @ohNojames
    @ohNojames Жыл бұрын

    How could they take so much? I can never take that much in a 100% peace deal…what’s up with that

  • @stormtrooper78
    @stormtrooper78 Жыл бұрын

    Why is he selling his horse regiments every game?

  • @losisansgaming2628
    @losisansgaming2628 Жыл бұрын

    Idk why you always have issues with rebels. All you need to do is raise autonomy and you never have issues

  • @buthyz8528

    @buthyz8528

    Жыл бұрын

    but i like money and low autonomy more money but high autonomy low money...

  • @nouhowlmao2809
    @nouhowlmao2809 Жыл бұрын

    Isn't this Mali with estra steps

  • @sketchy5782
    @sketchy5782 Жыл бұрын

    good morning

  • @TheRedHawk

    @TheRedHawk

    Жыл бұрын

    Gm bless up

  • @HumanPerson_final
    @HumanPerson_final Жыл бұрын

    I played a campaign as Air not long ago and it is **frustrating** how the AI changes/fort changes translates to every backwater tiny African tribal nation with virtually zero income having a lvl 3 fort (or two). It doesn't make sense, it's annoying, and I hate it.

  • @bigmantingsblud
    @bigmantingsblud Жыл бұрын

    Hey! Could u bring HOI4 content to your channel if possible?

  • @HazmanFTW
    @HazmanFTW Жыл бұрын

    Why does it look like you're wearing a Polar Bear?

  • @youraverageuser7039
    @youraverageuser7039 Жыл бұрын

    Every day we get closer to Sus

  • @googleuser6319
    @googleuser6319 Жыл бұрын

    How mamy hours do you have in this game?

  • @TheRedHawk

    @TheRedHawk

    Жыл бұрын

    At least 12

  • @googleuser6319

    @googleuser6319

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TheRedHawk impressive 😂

  • @UwU_for_Christ
    @UwU_for_Christ Жыл бұрын

    can jolof become a horde? if they could you should try again w/o taking the event that makes you an empire then use the horde abilities to get mil dominance over the iberians. maybe expand into s africa and the kongo region before taking on colonialism in s america

  • @korayerdemir9082
    @korayerdemir9082 Жыл бұрын

    Pain? You mean Spain right?

  • @davidweller483
    @davidweller483 Жыл бұрын

    Bro... just train yourself not to press C. You are literally the only person I know that keeps getting into accidental wars because you press C all the time. Lol.

  • @Phantom-mg5cg
    @Phantom-mg5cg Жыл бұрын

    There have been worse.

  • @BooBooBlueBerry
    @BooBooBlueBerry Жыл бұрын

    Why do you look like you own a pizzeria?

  • @mrfreeman2911
    @mrfreeman2911 Жыл бұрын

    Why didn't you ally The Ottomans? Or try ally a colonial nation etc? It is the only way to survive.

  • @lainling
    @lainling Жыл бұрын

    Why is he having so many rebels? Religious unity issues or something?

  • @alexhermenegildo8860
    @alexhermenegildo8860 Жыл бұрын

    Bro, your face doesn’t match your voice. It looks like you’re lip syncing. Good video tho. 8/10

  • @TheWolfboy180
    @TheWolfboy180 Жыл бұрын

    how hard is it to not tryhard and just enjoy african flavor fr

  • @mwfp1987
    @mwfp1987 Жыл бұрын

    Still have trouble believing your voice comes out of your mouth :)

  • @G1V1D1
    @G1V1D1 Жыл бұрын

    Please get rid of the facecam.

  • @omardaddy2218
    @omardaddy2218 Жыл бұрын

    Flex biceps daddy

  • @temptemp4174
    @temptemp4174 Жыл бұрын

    Which country are you from? Your accent is really confusing me

  • @shpeebum3638
    @shpeebum3638 Жыл бұрын

    good morning

  • @TheRedHawk

    @TheRedHawk

    Жыл бұрын

    Gm gm

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