You deserved a better crowd than that. I was dying. But i can relate as an aviation pog

@rsggbambino2710

Жыл бұрын

Nobody liked us crew members until it was time to pull out😁

The damn crowd sucked he is funny as hell

Bro, knowles is the reason the chowhall had door greeters with clicker counters, holy shit

Idk if it was only a joke but when I was in Iraq they really did have door counters, and they'd say cover off muzzle down. That's too funny

@madmoneykev

Жыл бұрын

Probably wasn’t a joke lol, he probably started that job 🤣

@john2g1

3 ай бұрын

He got out in 2003 so he could have quite literally started that.

Bro the ending!!!! Only a vet can feel that!!!!

@poglifeactual7936

4 жыл бұрын

I know right 🤣

@randywells6120

Жыл бұрын

Spot on! I was dying. Especially since I was a cook in the Army and we had nothing to do in Iraq. I'm actually surprised none of us ended up with a duty like that 🤣

You're a legend with the last bit

more proof that there's a Garcia in every unit in the Marine Corps

@CoverBrazilian

5 жыл бұрын

Al Schwartz There really is 😂😂😂😂

@whatabouttheearth

5 жыл бұрын

Al Schwartz haha yup my Unit too. remember "A message to Garcia"

@alschwartz8732

5 жыл бұрын

@@whatabouttheearth oh yeah!

@ovasov

5 жыл бұрын

I had a garcia in my army platoon. Biggest bitch ive ever met. Stole my shampoo one time. I fucked him up the next time in the shower. Naked.

@Madmun357

4 жыл бұрын

Many of them are from my hometown. Our Garcia was.

Solid routine and I can attest to those brave knuckleheads that try and make their own job up in country. I knew a kid, Lane, who literally did something very similar but was "guarding" the phone center and having people log in and out....No one assigned that to him and he just started doing it, after months of him doing that the higher ups just assumed it was an actual assignment and went along with it. Then when we left they had literally had him train someone else as relief from the next unit. He was a legend and we were jealous of the balls on that kid.

Did this guy creates his own MOS?

You're the reason Door greater exist? I think you're a genius and hate you at the same time. Well done.

@josephlosey2681

5 жыл бұрын

i know right holy hell

@erikknowles

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha thank you!

25b, 4 years army.I’ve shared this so many SM’s. This is hilarious if you served.

Heard you on my Pandora I was in tears!! I was a corpsman with 1\9 these jokes hit home finally great military jokes

The door greeter story was awesome.

“1-2 3 FOUUUUR, Marine Corps, 1-2, gimme some more, MARINE CORPS!” 😂

Good shit knowles

This dude killed it! 😂

@erikknowles

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks bro!

I actually believe that last part happened. Lol.

Delivery is a little off, like the audience is not giving a lot of feedback, but the material is very good. The topic is the polar oposite, but it reminds me of early Chapelle a bit

Knowles invented skating. 😂😂😂😂

@Tommygunns1986

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, pretty sure Warrent Officers did lol.

lol he has the best DI voice 😂

Lmao this man made up his own watch lol he’s like fuck y’all imma make my own job and own rules fuck yeah

This guy is amazing!

Yep heard about stop-loss . 😂 its was freaking hot like 120, not to mention when the vechicles where baking in the sun all day then a mission comes up then we're riding in ovens on wheels . we actually had a couple of soldiers that hot heat stroke.

@jonroberts6518

4 жыл бұрын

That's supposed to be. Got not hot autocorrect is a pain in the ass at times

The cream corn thing got me. In the british army it seems like the marching commands only need to have the "eh" and "eye" sounds that sound vaguely like left right. The challenge was to see what you could shout without getting in trouble. My personal faves were "head height", "stir fry" and "slut pie"

@Bgarza05

2 жыл бұрын

and johnson

One of the best acts i’ve ever seen but one of the worst crowds i’ve ever seen.

Awesome work man

Can confirm the cream corn part

Man that was funny. Cheers mate

Oh my gosh. I laughed so hard my stomach hurts 🤣. Thank you so much, I really needed a good laugh and you brought it!! My son is going to Marine boot camp in a couple months and this was better than therapy haha. God bless.

That man had the best job ever

All armies the same. ..good job Knowles

He made his own MOS

I damn near crashed my car listening to this guy. So funny, that crowd was trash.

Hahaha, good stuff man!

Crowd was crap he was funny as fuck

The original shammer

We never got thrashed in Receiving. DI’s didn’t thrash recruits until we picked up with our training platoon.

@Madmun357

4 жыл бұрын

Same.

@Tommygunns1986

4 жыл бұрын

Yup

Too bad you didn't tell the Drill Sergeant that you was excited. EXCITED TO KILL. Good set man!

😂😂😂 bro this is so true

Should've said at 3:45 I'm Hard to be a Marine, Sir!!

Lol. He’s kidding about the naked thing…….I think.

Fucking BEAUTIFUL!! KLICK KLICK KLICK haha

This dude is really funny

running manm

The best comedy is military comedy. The stories are mostly true and yet the hardest to believe. My both my older brother and younger brother have some hilarious stories, my enlistment stories are more tragic and sad.

XD this is amazing

👏🏻 Hooah

so, youre the reason for head count at the dfac..

desk jockey, o sorry brother

Hilarious

this dudes the white Dave Chapelle

ARLINGTON, I trained the dogs to slow walk, try reach me out of denmark EU

And this is why marine aircraft keep crashing 🤦🏽‍♀️

dan b

Dirtbag.

That’s hilarious! You got replaced by jambos.