This pod is perfect for feeling like you're not getting drunk alone

@epicbattlekill

2 жыл бұрын

Yup....been drinkin,...now i feel like i'm havin a podcast with Sam and Mark LOL

@rsoldscape

2 жыл бұрын

i too, am lonely

@durplehaze6484

2 жыл бұрын

But...

@epicbattlekill

2 жыл бұрын

@@rsoldscape I'm here too!!!! les drink together

@pimpokionose3509

2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe that never crossed my mind. "As an Alcoholic Black Man".... this is a great idea

We love a solo pod with the two best hosts

@thedonofthsht76-58

2 жыл бұрын

Yea this show doesn't need guests to be good or funny lol

@biancadistefano7612

2 жыл бұрын

Love a solo

@INORBET

2 жыл бұрын

Gotta love them no guest , just the boyz 😂😂👍🏼👍🏼

I would be drunk, but I never got my WMBD glass that I ordered. I hear the intern who handles shipping got drugged by Ari Shaffir

Analysis of human behavior, getting screwed in the business, gambling, damn good comedy, introspection on why one drinks, Dangerfield impression, all in the first 20 minutes. Best comedian podcast by far

Just paused Lex Fridman's nerdy ass podcast for this haha

@a.m.scape_5133

2 жыл бұрын

💀

Nice to hear Mark talk after his ordeal on Two Bears with Bart Crystals.

@troythompson2

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

I just realized how much Salacuse contributes and adds to the pod. He keeps things on track.

@unclenoob3062

2 жыл бұрын

He's just like Young Jamie... except he's not young, not named Jamie and not skilled with google.

@quickdrawcowboy

2 жыл бұрын

No

@maxsilbert

2 жыл бұрын

Hard disagree

I want an episode where they go long (edit: multiple hours long) just them two. Whats that dynamic like? Also drink a lot.

@EchelonNL

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe a long livestream with Q&A... They can get blackout drunk for a charity or some shit.

@goud2488

2 жыл бұрын

You want paid access. Dance bois, dance!

As a comedian new to stand up I really appreciate this podcast. So many gems, recs to take on board and the workshopping of the jokes is great for me.

i stg you guys upload at the most perfect times, it’s kinda random but you always get it spot on w my schedule, cheers boys

@jesseunknown3523

2 жыл бұрын

I stg it took me 5 minutes to understand what you were saying.

@user-sl8pq2qq8t

2 жыл бұрын

Sunday..

@admirallightningbolt

2 жыл бұрын

Found the main character

@bstone-jk9tc

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly they almost post when I'm scrolling after I've watched all the pods for the week

@Protectobot

2 жыл бұрын

Tbh stg confused me. Someone likes abbrevs (why is that word so long to describe something so short?!) 😝

I literally need to stop waiting till like 2am here in England to watch the pod because my Monday mornings are me just zombied because I can’t go to sleep on Sundays without watching you two. 🙃

SAW BOTH OF YOU AT THE GREEK THEATER ON CINCO DE MAYO! Dream fulfilled! Tbh...I love Bert but I think you two were funnier. I laughed way harder at you two. Bert was still good but yeah. Now I'm rambling. Love ya Queefs!!

"Being around people sober is hard" is the understatement of the year

You guys eating snacks is just the best

I love comedy … you guys are the closest to the zeitgeist, the way you talked about those tropes you guys witnessed it from the start. It’s none of that pretentious shit either and it’s giving me peace. And the laughs are a given with you guys!

I was a wreck in social situations before drugs. But if I do too much drugs over the years, cause that's what it takes for me to be functional, then I'm supposed to go sober when I've gone too far? I can't function! Ha! Sober life is fucked... I tried it without rehab, without a court order, just to do it. Boy does sobriety suck... Some of us, less than 15%, need to be a bit fucked up to make it day to day. I'm one of 'em. I've made it this far too. Mostly 26yrs on alcohol & weed; not doing great, but making it alright. CHEERS!!

Great episode, I love hearing you guys talk comedy, & the working out jokes is cool too - definitely becoming one of my favourites

Night with the boys! Love you guys! Great podcast best conversations!

Love the show, fellas.

@drumer2812

2 жыл бұрын

Always a surprise to see you in a non GOT related video. Glad to see you enjoying something other than Thrones, but also can't wait for your next vid. You've kept me entertained since thrones ended and I'm excited to hear your thoughts come August!

Random thought? Have you guys ever thought about making a short cut together of all your recs or maybe do your top 15 once every couple months? I feel like a ton of people would love that!! Myself included🤘🏻

@adamgardener8624

2 жыл бұрын

My rec is you blow me, Queef.

Randomly watched both of your specials on paramount plus back to back. I had no idea you guys were homies. Then I stumbled upon your Simon Rex episode and was stoked to see you guys have a pod together. I have some binging to do! Keep up the good work guys! Love your comedy!

Love the episode! Keep drinking 🙌

My favorite new podcast! The best jokes on KZread!!!!

Norm's entire presence, particularly in his later years represented the average man unknowing of the politics of the outside world. that in itself was his form of self deprication. forget where i saw it but years ago some one said "Norm is finally the old man he's been playing for his entire career"

@AgendaInMind

2 жыл бұрын

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

Drunk again. Gonna be another great ep!

Quickly becoming my favorite podcast

Dude I love these podcasts so much

@WeMightBeDrunkPod

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks man!

Mark i'm sure you've seen this but this is a Seinfeld quote. " I'll tell you one of the great activities is skateboarding. To learn to do a skateboard trick, how many times you've got to get something wrong until you get it right. And you hurt yourself. And you learn to do that trick, now you've got a life lesson" and the same goes for comedy. Lots of similarities!!

The metaverse is literally just Playstation Home, and they shut that down within 7 years. It was a lot of fun though, but I'm not spending 60 million to put an ape painting in my virtual apartment.

I usually listen to this On my Monday morning drive home from midnight shift! Early tonight!

“I prefer the blowfish” absolute gold haha

First time in New York sitting in a bar listening to the best drinkers cheers 🍻

@Surv1ve_Thrive

2 жыл бұрын

They took his phone and kidneys.

Sober folk here watching ! Good to have just the boys again.

Just finished a double working Mother's Day, so I am ready for a drink. Perfect way to unwind right here.

@WeMightBeDrunkPod

2 жыл бұрын

Perfect!

Aww jeez. I really want cheese popcorn I been staring at that bag for an hour now. SMDH

Indy! Hoosier fan from Indiana here. *I live in Colorado now. Love you all: Mark, Sam, Salacuse (and Joe List too!) Considering comedy podcasts, 'We Might Be Drunk' and 'Tuesdays with Stories' are the two I listen to weekly. Also, I LOVE Norm Macdonald. Thanks for the laughs, sincerely!

they should do a "fish out of water" video where Sam tried to navigate somewhere else but New York.

I love when you guys have guests and yous have been getting such great guests lately but before yous dropped this, I did want a pod with just you guys. So was glad to see it was just the 2 of you this week. Again, the guests are great but it’s good to have the two OGs once in a while.

Love a solo pod!

Y’all need a Grammy

No kidding - when you said "popcorn popcorn popcorn" literally saw popcorn ad within 3 seconds.

Ohhh yeah, baby! For once I haven't run out of my Friday-and-Saturday-sippin'-supply and still have a small stash of suds for Sunday. Gonna pop up some corn and relax.

Also I'll take Tony Hawk as the GOAT of all athletes. Constant Professional, No vices & 1 of the nicest guys while having a 140+ IQ🤯

@puffdaddy69

2 жыл бұрын

His new documentary is legendary

Mark Normand for President 💯🤣🤣🤣

Few obnoxious ones to add… -"Don't @ me, don't quote me" -"Sorry, not sorry" -"You won the internet" -"I'll see myself out" -"I'm a simple man, I see ---------, I --------" - "Is my spirit animal" -"breaking news" when someone says something everyone knows -"goals" -"mood" -"-----is a vibe" "------is life" -"-----is everything" ="Because -------" Chappelle gets tackled, "Because comedy" - Don't forget the even douchier "let's table that"......" we'll put a pin in it" 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

This week I’ll be sober 2 years. It’s definitely been a struggle getting used to socializing without booze but the “secret” is you just have to learn to create boundaries and say no to things you don’t actually want to go to…and always bring your own car so you can leave whenever. Which is a lot easier cuz you’re sober lmao

I look forward to listening to you dudes every Sunday after I get off work! Thanks so much. Also, "kill it, who gives a shit" is the funniest thing I've heard all week on this abortion business. Sam you're the best man

End song is great

OMG Thank GOD!!! ///Bout to lose my mind on nuthin to watch. Thanks for the upload!!!!

Sam…being around people sober…that ain’t easy …. 100% bud Lov you guys PEACE

Cheddar popcorn I could eat for days.

Best podcast that currently exists.

How Sam gets silent and just laughs through Mark’s women jokes is hilarious. He’s like “there you go again almost canceling our podcast”

You don't write that Children's Hospital check like "WOOOO BAY-BEE!"...hahaha!!!

Mark doing the Oh No song 🤣

Tony Hawk doc on HBO is great. Great 80s 90s music all over it.

Love the gambling return in NYC talk. The question is can they go more downmarket than OTB used to be and will people have to go there again to find the super of their building.

Love the new quick theme song

MARK DABS IN THIS EPISODE AND ITS THE BEST!

Reno ain't all bad. Your guys bad experiences sound like Downtown reno near the casinos. Which is where the druggies and crazies roam. And elder gambling addicts i guess haha. Rest of reno is pretty chill✌️ love the pod

Listen all day at work lately... It's like getting off and actually having a social life.

love the matching outfits......

My favorite podcast ! Yeeeeehooooo

@WeMightBeDrunkPod

2 жыл бұрын

We're really doin it!

Can't wait to see Mark at the addison improv

@treylyde999

2 жыл бұрын

Me too dude wazzup

Mark trying to dab is my favorite

Keep posting clips on reels brought me to this pod!

great podcast, new subscriber, 🍻 cheers

2:04 lmaoo idk why I love this little interaction I love pb chocolate Not my fav Ohalright 😂😂😂

Great pod

Talking about the McConaissance! Started with The Lincoln Lawyer.

I love eating so much that during the first 10 minutes of the pod I ate a bowl of spaghetti with chef Boyardee meatballs, pulled fried chicken and feta cheese.

@mr.Swartz

2 жыл бұрын

Now Go do some push-ups beefcake

Glad to have just a regular old episode with no guests this week Cheers Lads!! 🍻🌳💨🍸

This casino talk is making me wanna go hit the roulette table.

I'm Irish (European) and I love the smell of popcorn? Reminds me of the cinema. Wish we had as many flavour options as the US though...

@Surv1ve_Thrive

2 жыл бұрын

Same in England. It is good. I think maybe Mark met some mainland European person who probably doesnt even like popcorn. I know in France corn was mainly for animals, until Jolly Green Giant brand launched there and it took a while to be popular.

57:12 MARK: " it's HIS THING....like "GIT ER DONE" " Forgets his own catchphrases COMEDY !!!!

I stay in india, evey monday morning this gets me going for the week

Seen pearl jam in Indianapolis when I was stationed in knox even the concert venue sucked and it was constant wind

11:55 Louie Anderson also has some really good gambling stories..

If I ran the world, the "oh nooo, oh nooo, oh no no no no" song would be first against the wall. My wife is constantly scrolling those damn things it's the worst!

Found myself watching this before most other comedy pods nowadays

Hey guys, this podcast is so good and it’s the first time I saw you guys bringing up a “bit” and you talk it through. That’ll be cool. Trying to talk out a bit. That’s something you don’t see BTS. Even if they won’t be in your act but shit man this is a REALLY good UNIQUE idea. Really this is good shit. And it can help future comics. I look up all the time script writing of filmmaking and you don’t get that off comedy podcast. Honestly guys if you end the podcast with this, that’ll be so fucken good.

loved the Brody Stevens mention

Watching Norm's Millionaire appearance...he was going to answer the million dollar question, but Regis talked him out of it!

Loved McConaughey in A Time to Kill and The Lincoln Lawyer and I also have the unpopular opinion that Sahara was pretty good 😂

I missed mark at New York comedy club, I left early because of Matt Rubys’ human fecal matter of a set. This cheered me up.

@WeMightBeDrunkPod

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry you missed him, stop by Village Underground every Tuesday for Hot Soup.

@lany9199

2 жыл бұрын

I’ll be there!

"sounds good baby dragon, like whats that other one...?" "Whitefish?" "no dragonfruit"

Damnit, I want popcorn now

Please do a Dave Attell doc b4 he pulls a Gilbert !

Brewer’s yeast is the best popcorn topping. Also ghee.

Corn was mainly animal food in France, Germany and other countries until Jolly Green Giant in cans, still took while to change perception. after We like popcorn in England. 🇬🇧👍 Until after WW2 rice was only mainly used in puddings!

Growing up on Conan, I have constantly been making self deprecating jokes. In India a lot of people find it weird, but it's the most natural thing for me. I was abused tons when I was a child, and making fun of myself gives me the upper hand before others trying to put me down.

That’s Brendan 🤣 hates himself but doesn’t know it yet.. and he definitely should 😂

“I HAVE 2 KETTLEBELLS IN THE TRUNK OF MY CAAAAR” - Brody Stevens RIP

The TILTED KILT ☘️ lol

classic ep just the fellas

We have a maple popcorn here in vt but its 5 bucks for a small bag but its insanely addictive.

Just saw Mark in Denver!! Man i recommended everyone see him if he’s close…I flew from Omaha just for the show….and luckily I got to meet him and snag a few picks

i missed having only both of yous here man

That into music....what's the name of it....it has that mellow vibe that I need....like the one Taylor uses on sad in the city 😎

Hey hey folks!