Luis J Gomez roller blading 30+ miles out of New York City during the 9/11 attack is probably one of the funniest things I ever heard

@chrisplusplus

2 жыл бұрын

He told the story on skanks a long time ago. It's so funny hearing Big J hearing that story for the first time.

@PuertoRicanStanley

2 жыл бұрын

I was listening to O&As 9/11 episode on 9/11 this year and all I could think was "Luis J Gomez is just roller blading his ass off right now"

@damondriver6363

2 жыл бұрын

I really truly don't get it lol

@kmdudich

2 жыл бұрын

I’ll get to laugh thinking about this at random for the rest of my life

@a20soda

2 жыл бұрын

“Alright doggy, let’s roll”

I was listening to this in the ICU and the one dude nurse was a fellow dawg. Praise God.

@_Sj330

2 жыл бұрын

Hope your well

@T_D_B_

2 жыл бұрын

Nice! Spread the gospel.

@austinmanuel500

2 жыл бұрын

@@_Sj330 thanks, it was an interesting experience. I broke my neck and back, doing pretty well now. Humor, drugs and a young Asian surgeon kept me alive.

@kagrenac7962

2 жыл бұрын

@@austinmanuel500 God bless

@isaak262

Жыл бұрын

Inshalla

Luis was rollerblading out of the city with Adam Friedland's dad.

@althetriangle2559

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@slidethedoss239

2 жыл бұрын

Eddim ya gay and Luis is now your father

@blastbeetb.3045

2 жыл бұрын

GOATED

@Vicegrips11

2 жыл бұрын

"Adam I've met an ethnic gentleman and we're GAY!" -Adams Dad

@TomMyersComedy

2 жыл бұрын

Edim I’m the South African rattlesnake

Luis J Gomez was the modern day Paul Revere, rollerblading from town to town yelling "The terrorists are coming!"

This will forever be the best podcast. When the world ends let the MSSP live on forever in the ether.

@haterade5137

2 жыл бұрын

@frizzle fry I'll send help

@Quietanarchy1

2 жыл бұрын

Brendan shaub doesn't think it is

@jayboo22

2 жыл бұрын

hell yeah brother.

@lilmac4202

2 жыл бұрын

SODTAOE

@murrijuana2842

2 жыл бұрын

@@Quietanarchy1 that fella is irrelevant, also his co host is a rapist...

The image of Shane with eyeliner on, red-faced hungover, explaining to Andrew Yang why he isn't racist gave me my first spit-take in years. Thanks.

@ProBonoCanineLaw

2 жыл бұрын

I’m hoping the camera catches the beads of sweat rolling down Shane’s face.

@ACarter87

Жыл бұрын

He literally looks completely normal guys

@Mr.Meeseeks024

Жыл бұрын

@@ACarter87 honestly

@btsnake

Жыл бұрын

Imagine no more, the video is on Andrew Yang's channel

@jonnygranville281

Жыл бұрын

Shane looks fine in the interview but it's funny to think of his mental state

Matt: “He Pedro Revere’d” 🤣🤣🤣

So your telling me the start to every episode it's actually Luis hitting that sick stairset on the blades while escaping 9/11. I should've known!

@davidcagle920

2 жыл бұрын

Im gonna need your sources, but forrral thats the one thing i never got. Figured it was the shaman catching air. We all know he has mad hangtime

@ednakrabapoly

2 жыл бұрын

@Jase Jase lmao

@chrisflores3086

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

I can only hope Louis blading out of the city on 9/11 ends up being his “The Machine” story and we get a movie in 10 years

@nickpanacci3055

Жыл бұрын

Why...so we can hear Brent try to take credit for "paving the way"

@boneun1t

Жыл бұрын

Well looks like brat got his movie

@eparta9549

6 ай бұрын

How tf did he make a movie out of what should’ve just been a kindof cool story 😂

"What's the hardest part of rollerblading?" - Telling your parents you're gay. Luis definitely heard that joke more than the average fruit booter hahaha

@puddintaine4556

2 жыл бұрын

Dildie BladeZ.

@michaelcolarusso7479

2 жыл бұрын

Human giant!!! Hespect my brotha

@ednakrabapoly

2 жыл бұрын

fruit boots is the fucking funniest term

@eclipsewrecker

2 жыл бұрын

I thought the benefit from rollerblading was that you no longer had to have “that talk….” Like tell them you have aids

@Adam-hp5hj

7 ай бұрын

​@@michaelcolarusso7479they stole the good old fashioned fun skit from some kids on KZread

"This lie that they call depression is just fermentation, it's people brewing in their own greatness, and then they emerge on the other side."

@HasanPikerIsADouche

8 ай бұрын

Sounded like some self help guru

@td4341

6 ай бұрын

​@@HasanPikerIsADouche a shaman

"Louis J. is a Streets of Rage character." Goddamn. No homo, but I'd like to give McCusker an open mouthed kiss.

@T_D_B_

2 жыл бұрын

Streets of rage ruled

Luis to this day doesn't know rollerblading is gay. He just talked about buying new rollerblades recently

@cloudbloom

2 жыл бұрын

Guys get him some fruit boots

@Flike245

2 жыл бұрын

The hardest part of rollerblading is coming out to your dad because he got stabbed to death.

@ryanmcauley611

2 жыл бұрын

Matts Dad had a rollerblade phase I’m sure. That was his Q+

@erikaw7767

2 жыл бұрын

and he told that story too.. without irony... he doesnt have a dad.. so let it go.

@maxxxizzzzle

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf blading isn’t gay. What the hell is that junk

Just got my lunch break and this drops?? Fortuna truly blessed me!

@Tkauffman1523

2 жыл бұрын

Hail Paimon😂

Screw that guy Cheah at barstool! We love you Shane !

@Physicallyretard

2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit was that painful to watch, ditch those bums at barstool Shane for the love of god

@seandawson5899

2 жыл бұрын

​@@TheOrlandoTrustfull case race pt. 2

@TheOrlandoTrustfull

2 жыл бұрын

Barstool stinks

@joerosacker5091

2 жыл бұрын

WhATs Ur OrDeR

@sbfsteven5008

2 жыл бұрын

Shane clearly using them to take fans it is what it eeeees

I'd quit my job if my boss said i couldn't watch this while painting.

@malikshabazz2065

2 жыл бұрын

hell yeah

@LiterallyGod

2 жыл бұрын

You mean couldn’t *

@tippettej

2 жыл бұрын

Cool sentence

@seandawson5899

2 жыл бұрын

​@@LiterallyGod thank you God

@joeypaisano9235

2 жыл бұрын

why not just watch and paint? ?

Man, that intro got me fired up! Feeling real patriotic!

Luis J. pulled a Hackers move, he saved us all from the DaVinci virus on 9/11 he's an American hero and a champion

Shane calling himself the Goro of slamming beers is the best 😂

Top notch intro as always

Many blessings to all tha dawgz

Needed this episode going thru a tough break up atm thanks for helping keep my chin up Shane gardini much love from Texas

@nitrokiller9959

8 ай бұрын

How ya doin now?

Luis on rollerblades is so funny 😂

@joerosacker5091

2 жыл бұрын

Some say that's him at the intro of every episode on his way out of town

@Binkusbigday

2 жыл бұрын

There's a non-zero chance that he skitched off Manhattan and I would love to know that he was in full protective gear wearing 19/2000 drip. 🤣

Matt nailed it. Luis is a Streets of Rage character lol.

That plane crash in san diego was right near my high school and since it was directly over a residential urban area there were so many bodies and body parts strewn throughout the neighborhood that they used the basketball gym as a temporary morgue while they sorted through the wreckage and attempted to identify the passengers. I didn't go there at the time but my biology teacher was there that day and said the entire gym was flooded with an inch of blood and looked like a scene out of a horror movie. The gym's flooring had to be replaced because it was permanently stained from the blood.

@jimmyrustler8983

Жыл бұрын

I'd bet someone hung one of the severed arms off one of the hoops, for a goof.

I take care of my early onset dad with Alzheimer's. It's advanced, to the point that you can't get a real cognizant response from him just yes and nos, and it's a terrible thing all around. People don't like to hear this, but I know others in simlae positions totally understand - there are quite a bit of times where I wished he just died. For him and myself as selfish as that may seem...but there is ZERO quality of life there. Will always take care of him as long as I can of course, but my dad as I knew him is gone. Why do we treat animals better than people? There is zero dignity, a lot of old people just get dumped into terrible places bc their family can't take care of them, or even worse they refuse to. My parents gave me a good life and raised me to treat older people with respect, so I literally can't fathom abandoning my dad if I am financially or physically capable of taking care of my own damn family Sorry this long ass yt comment is pretty gay, but so is Alzheimers/dementia

@KingDomsKingdom85

2 жыл бұрын

Completely agree with you my friend, we put the animals we love out of their misery if they are suffering... we need to start doing the same for our fellow human beings.

@kagrenac7962

2 жыл бұрын

God bless you brother

@dicksuckley8102

2 жыл бұрын

Hang in there dawg 🤝

@SkoolNerds

2 жыл бұрын

God bless you fella.

@chrisbuehler6868

2 жыл бұрын

My father and I took care of my grandfather for the last years of his life when the dementia got really bad. I'll always remember my Dad putting the task on me that if he ever got like that I need to push him off a cliff. He was serious.

This is a killer episode. I'm crying from "like a demon reaching up"

I am dying laughing at the rollerblading story.

I watched that Barstool clip Shane and I'm glad the way you took that little idiot trying to bait you into a fight. The new gen tries to act tough but then cries as soon as you hit them. Glad you are who you are. Can't wait to see you live brotha!

47:30 There's an album by Cloudkicker called Beacons and all the song titles are final words from planes going down. Cloudkicker is just super talented guy named Ben Sharp who is a pilot himself. His music shreds. Highly recommend.

@progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157

2 жыл бұрын

Thats sick

So grateful for the section of this pod where you talked about breakups, going thru it this week and it was nice to get some laughs out. Thanks Boys

"I got 4 chest hairs and shes against all of them" 😂😂😂 why is that so funny.

"Mom, he hurt my heart" Dude my ten year old nephew was getting yelled at during football practice and he said "Stop it you're hurting my heart" to his coach.

@amp2193

2 жыл бұрын

Get em some roller blades

@kenclarke5966

2 жыл бұрын

Articulate kid

@progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157

2 жыл бұрын

I have a feeling hes skinny and plays backup right guard

@burm68

2 жыл бұрын

My buddies little brother growing up got mad and yelled at him "I don't love you anymore" , classic lil dude angst

@KingDomsKingdom85

2 жыл бұрын

That's adorable

Matt is just fantastic. Glad I’m not the only one weighed down with weird ass thoughts all the time.

I know comments and recommendations on what to do for health and wellness is annoying but get a pull up bar and hang from it daily Matt, best way to open up the thoracic spine and scapula. 💪 ❤️

People are judging that Case Race like it was Martin Scorsese film or something. It was a bunch of dudes in a small room who got hammered WAY too fast. What did you think was gonna happen?

haha that opening video of the dude screwing up the Star Spangled Banner is some of the funniest shit I've seen in a while

Luis J Gomez rollerblading out of the city on 9/11 while the towers were falling made me burst out laughing as i was helping a customer at work.

@hithere4719

11 ай бұрын

“Yeah I was just laughing at this fruit-booter giving New York the ‘Puerto Rican Goodbye’ on 9/11.”

Lemorp has a nice set of pipes

It's rumored Pete's dad waved to Luis that day.

The one time i worked on a garage door under a chiropractic office. The doc told me " your back is like a house's foundation. You have to maintain the basement or else it will compromise the whole structure". Dude was spitting FACTS lolol

I love Shane's recklessness. He acts as if getting cancelled is like getting chicken pox, he's immune now lol

@fibsniper786

Жыл бұрын

😂

@nothanks9503

Жыл бұрын

Did you know chicken pox is herpies and you don’t become immune you just have it forever

@hithere4719

11 ай бұрын

Andrew Yang vouches for everything Shane says now 👍🏻

Many blessings to all my dawgs from the US .

Camping in the 9th Ward is the best reality show never made. 9th Ward. Automatic. Still is.

Shane’s Silver impression is the true feldawg

@slidethedoss239

2 жыл бұрын

222

@zacharyharbridge9231

2 жыл бұрын

@@slidethedoss239 wait a minute, your favourite number is 222, mine is 22...

Just got off a nine hour shift time to rejoice with our sacred dawgs, amen

"i hate the fact that they can't rise to the sublime heights of pure thought with me" damn me too

Congrats on not running the little fella through several walls before your momentum slowed. Incredible restraint.

Hopped on break at work, saw there was a new ep from the dawgz. How good is our god.

The Barstool Case Race truly was one of the worst things I've ever watched. Even The Big Kahuna couldn't save it.

@mattallan6338

2 жыл бұрын

Bummer dude,that whole thing was fucked up.Shane doesn't deserve that shit .barstool is wack now anyways except a few

@jimkelly7908

2 жыл бұрын

And then going to a bar with Feitelberg afterward is an unfortunate double whammy.

@mattallan6338

2 жыл бұрын

@@jimkelly7908 idk sounds like shane feels abit different then the Dawgs on this one.But the lads are fired up

@MrMickaloden

2 жыл бұрын

@@jimkelly7908 AND Lil Sas, I wish i was a fly on the wall to have watched that outing

shaners ran through some nose beers this weekend lets go

Smoking crack in a bathroom and then getting reverse cowgirled is my idea of living. Preach Shaman.

This was one of the best episodes of MSSP. Most casts have fallen off so hard by episode 400 but the dawgz are keeping it a hunna

I just finished the audio version and was hoping the intro would be the guy singing the National anthem. Thanks dawgz

Could Luis be the inspiration for David Cross's "rollerblading through the Chelsea Piers during 9/11" from his like 2003 album? Everything is coming full circle

@mercer785

2 жыл бұрын

Noice reference

That hour FLEW by. Love the flow-state conversation.

@MichaelLordOfCinder

2 жыл бұрын

They have a real stream of consciousness

I can't breathe from that intro, holy shit gardini

Bless lady fortuna and all the dawgz. Thank you kings for thy contents

I hope Shane and the 432hz Shaman both go on Rogies pod someday

@desmond3399

Жыл бұрын

Was it everything you hoped for?

@nev12345678910

Жыл бұрын

@cloudbloom so whatd ya think

@cloudbloom

Жыл бұрын

@@nev12345678910 absolute power move from the boys🤌

All hail the Shaman and His Bull. All hail Joemerica

YAK fans love you. A lot of them just don't know how comedians are, especially in that environment but they'll get over it when they see this pod. Defend the title.

My boss asks me to pause “my shows” all the time 😊

@Mr.PepeSilvia

2 жыл бұрын

That's when you hit him with a 🤫 shush and tell him "not now my stories are on"

Shane you are the man! “After the woo pig swooie” that is gonna be the chant lol

@paulfroelich1024

2 жыл бұрын

I'm a Razorback, that's called "Calling the Hogs". Or Hawgs. Or Dawgs

Matt is so god damn under rated omfg hahaha

That intro kills 🤣glad the King is back from his fermentation.

For real this cast needs to be animated more than any other in the game. It would be the greatest.

Bet luis kept that middle wheel in for aerodynamics

Sick Gwinnett Stripers Jersey bud! Summer of Shane finally buying new shirts. @Shane Gillis

Loving the shout out every episode. These gentlemen know hown to get Jiggy with it.

GOD BLESS THE DAWGS

Imagine first feeling your emotions, the first time and trying grasp the feeling and what it means, now imagine your 3 years old. That’s kids. It’s takes so much patience. And sometimes it’s hard not to laugh

the i got 4 chest hairs an she against all of them got me lmao

That room where y'all are recording looks comfortable. Like a living room and an office at the same time

Episode shot me into a theta state of laughter

Spirit got crushed hard at work today, 32:11 hit home hard haha bless the dawgz

Helllll yeahhhh new pod baby

as a yak fan and shane gillis fan, I wouldn’t take the backlash from the case race too serious. most barstool fans are some of the most brutal people on the internet.

@MrMickaloden

2 жыл бұрын

Watched it live and honestly was super entertaining, I think Bert would fit better with the yak guys but the case race 2 definitely had its moments

@HighriseSuicides

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrMickaloden Yeah I thought it was pretty awkward ngl but also had a feeling before watching shane wouldn’t mesh well with them as he doesn’t know them well and the yak boys tend to get nervous around comedians. I still enjoyed it though due to how chaotic it was. I think Bert would be dope though since he can get along with anyone but the only thing is Bert might be the only person who can down 15 beers faster than Shane lmao

@MrMickaloden

2 жыл бұрын

@@HighriseSuicides facts about Bert 😂 saw a tweet somewhere suggesting a case pace where everyone has to drink one beer every 10 minutes that way it goes 2 hours and everyone will have drank a 24 rack

@MrMickaloden

2 жыл бұрын

@@HighriseSuicides and the whole Steven Shea stand off was cringe, big cat tried to save it but Shane was clearly just not about it

@Frank-qz8ut

2 жыл бұрын

Just crazy to judge astronauts

I love that so obviously they were just playing video games and decided "ahh it's time to pod" and matt put controller down beside him and picked up the mic

“Think about it, everyone would forgive us” Shane circa 2022

Bros if you see the PRs strap on the blades… you know it’s time to roll baby

Shout out PR Rattlesnake. RIP Sport the legend.

Watching this with no sound in a Uber , cracking up at Shane's face and Matt talking about posture

@the-biggest-dank

2 жыл бұрын

that's literally the wrong way to consume podcasts

Majestic star spangled banner rendition. Absolutely crushed it

6:00 The beginning of the Luis J Gomez rollerblade escape from 9/11. . .

Can a dawg get a supercut of all of mssp's intros?

Going through shitty back spasms all day today and McCuscker hits me with the upper thoracic pain.

"One of the last things some of those heroes saw was a fat Puerto Rican dude roller blading out of the city"

The " I am goro" comment killed me!!! 🤣

best opening thus far

The Dawgz firing on all cylinders

I wish you guys put out more podcasts!

Can't wait to see the Dawgs next month!

Let do it Dawgz

100 episodes ago (301 fat sparta) Matt was talking about the bruger method in the intro and now again. They have come full circle

The intro's tho!!! Always fire 💯

That intro has me dead 😂😂😂

Shane adopted a Make A Wish kid, ate him, and now he is that kid but without the terminal illness. He heard it’s better then adrenochrome and it looks like it really might actually be.

31:40 holy shit i was just thinking about how i used to do that the other day im so glad im not the only one 🤣

Shane is peaking. Case race was hilarious. You guys are hilarious

god bless these sweet men