If James was a chick he would 1000% be the kinda girl to ask her man if he would still love her if she was a worm.

@mayaepstein2017

Жыл бұрын

HOWLING

@charlotteratcliffe526

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 this.

@xxelenaxx

Жыл бұрын

Dying 🤣

@shiahen04

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 thisss

@Nawa_couture

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

James comes up with these WILD scenarios and then gets upset when Fuhad answers 😂😂🤣

@persephonesdad5792

Жыл бұрын

I’m am the 1000th 👍🏾like on this comment

@hr106

Жыл бұрын

I'm here for it though 😂😂😂

Every episode and every scenario, Fuhad continues to break James’ heart 😂😂💔

@kaylag151

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@reginamushi6582

Жыл бұрын

The fact that Fuhad even consider...James is broken

@iesaali3744

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@Lja8789

7 ай бұрын

There's no answer Fuhad can say to not break James' heart 🤣🤣🤣

The way James tries to trap fuhad with these scenarios 🤣🤣🤣

@hr106

Жыл бұрын

The how much do you love me challenges are why I love James 😂😂😂

More loyal tests please 😭😭😭😭😭 Fuhad was SWEATING AND CONTEMPLATING “you wouldnt even give me 10M?!?!?”

@soulmeditation2359

Жыл бұрын

I 😢😮😅😢🎉🎉😂😂

Fuhad in his hoochie daddy shorts💜

@naomicampana

Жыл бұрын

Looool. I love Fuhad.

@missshananicole

Жыл бұрын

Looking like a snack for sure. 😍

@justchez2742

Жыл бұрын

NAH-

@doyou4you

Жыл бұрын

@@justchez2742 lol

@hr106

Жыл бұрын

They both have on those shorts but James Legs make you not even notice much else😂😂

James’ question is the male equivalent of the female question “would you still love me if I were a worm?”

@zoehector8852

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

@lifewithbelinda

8 ай бұрын

Accurate😂😂😂😂

James loves Fuhad more and Fuhad is blissfully unaware lol I feel your heartbreak James lol

Kids will have crushes. Girls tend to fancy ppl older. But as adults, it's your responsibility as an adult,even if a child comes to u, it's ur responsibility to decline and pass it off because you know better. Children most times do not.

@Trombonegoddess86

Жыл бұрын

Exactly.

@denyshadials5702

Жыл бұрын

And puberty. Infatuation feels far more intense than it actually is while going through puberty.

@keishasmall6446

Жыл бұрын

Ii

@Ktcsr17

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention daddy issues!

@Lucian_Media

8 ай бұрын

Can't love this enough. Know better, do better

I love how Fuhad just casually dust himself off while confidently saying I was in there bruv. Like he just KNEW it was for him! 😩😂😂

The thing about the girl with spare undies upset me )): I used to always bring spare when I was on my period because sometimes I’d leak so much it’d ruin my pants so had to change them. Poor girl 💝

@louisanyame-addo2049

Жыл бұрын

Same! I’m a heavy bleeder so I always keep a spare underwear as well as a spare pad. That would’ve devastated me!

@JLricas

Жыл бұрын

This just happened to me and I had no clue it happened. I will carry spares now 😔

@schimpletin8423

Жыл бұрын

Teen girls are horrible in packs led by a bully

@punkinkai

Жыл бұрын

Teacher should of done something, poor girl.

@jemroper

Жыл бұрын

People are really dumb at that age

I think I fell in love with Fuhad in THIS episode because that "I ate pum like I'd been eating it" took me OUT

@Ktcsr17

Жыл бұрын

I’m drooling over him in shorts 😂

@Niamhmariephelan

5 ай бұрын

The thigh guys 😂

Sometimes, especially in the intro while James is talking, Fuhads voice reaches these deeeeeep ass notes while he's responding or just acknowledging him.. i get goosebumps and all he's saying is "Mmmm" 😭🤣

@wambuikimangara

Жыл бұрын

Me TOOOOOO

@wambuikimangara

Жыл бұрын

Fuhad is fiiiine😋

“When’s the first time I ate ass? 🤔” this conversation has me crying 😭😭🤣

Fuhad trying to remember when he first started eating 🍑 had me crying

James is wild with these chapters 😲, scaring man with "Fuhad leaves SNG"

@shaquillephillips9277

Жыл бұрын

Brooooo🙆🏽‍♂️😅

@stephpowell7648

Жыл бұрын

Right! I SKIPPED to that part to check he was still there! There's no shxts without gigs and vice versa 🤷🏾‍♀️

@ang3956

Жыл бұрын

My 56 year old ears are too old for this ass eating conversation 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

Are we not gonna talk about how In touch James is with his feminine side ? Man has the hand motions of a chatty Kathy 😂

@ninthusiva7546

7 ай бұрын

By now James is turning into chatty Jamima

@savdev5866

6 ай бұрын

Bruh he comes off as a 'sissy'. Iykyk

@user-tc6ng4tl3l

4 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I always wonder how many people have been dumped and then watched one of these videos and realized they were the person in the scenario. That has to be devastating.

@rea217

Жыл бұрын

I had this exact same thought 🤣🤣🤣

@MrsCassErvin

Жыл бұрын

I hope the number is astronomical 🤣🤣

@porrrnesianparrapio7377

Жыл бұрын

Don't people submit the answers to them tho? Or do they look it up on like reddit?

@youmakemehappy7

11 ай бұрын

​@@porrrnesianparrapio7377submissions!

@thomasgulliver4522

11 ай бұрын

@@porrrnesianparrapio7377 they mean the other person in the scenario, the one that didn't submit it

“Where are you? Me and my friend are waiting!” I fucking lost it 😂😂😂😂

Honestly, its ur chemistry that makes the show. No amount would be worth splitting up to make ur own show.

James is low-key trying to suss out how loyal is Fuhad 🤣🤣

@AikiraBeats

Жыл бұрын

Big facts he’s getting his heart broken every time with these loyal test

@bebeenderson7863

Жыл бұрын

In every episode 😂

@Queenblessful

Жыл бұрын

Fuhad is not loyal 😂😂😂😂😂

The PLT bit was hilarious. James saying “is that what you’re telling me Fuhad?!!!” sent me 😂

threatening suicide when someone wants to leave is a classic narcissist move.

@tpexchange4290

Жыл бұрын

Idk why ppl dont just call an ambulance for them. Someone threatens suicide cause i wanna leave? Cool. Lemme call u an ambulance bruhbruh peace ✌️.

@Trombonegoddess86

Жыл бұрын

My ex tried that with me. I went to the kitchen, handed him a knife and asked him to please do it in the kitchen because I didn’t want to clean blood off my carpet. You’ll be “shocked” to find out…he didn’t kill himself. Instead, he tried to berate me for being heartless because what if he really did want to kill himself? 😂😂😂

@jjkdemigoddess

Жыл бұрын

i was trapped for 3 years ma nigga

@humblebee_hive

Жыл бұрын

Narcissists are too full of themselves to use suicide as an excuse, that's just borderline psychotic

@bm-ww8kb

Жыл бұрын

@@Trombonegoddess86 ill be straight. thats almost as toxic as even threatening it. call their bluff by calling their best friend, their mom, a crisis line, an ambulance. dont give them a weapon when theyre self destructive, desperate and emotional. people are stupid and sure the rates of them succesfully committing suicide are earth shatteringly low, but the chances of one of you getting cut or stabbed? yeah... lets learn from this

You guys have a phenomenal barber. Your cuts are bananas ❤

Hearing about y'all's high School experience compared to mine is HILARIOUS!! UK vs. USA hella different. We had teen moms in middle school.

@msmisunderstood4348

Жыл бұрын

Right girl I'm like what they talking about? The teachers knew who was the school hoe was.🤣

@persephonesdad5792

Жыл бұрын

Facts!!! In HS this one girl Bj the ENTIRE VARSITY BASKETBASKET BALL TEAM. this was the rumor. The truth was she blew 3 guys in the boys bathroom at lunchtime

@lucycarlisle9120

Жыл бұрын

Children bearing children is not a bragging point

@JaeDubs

Жыл бұрын

@@lucycarlisle9120 never said it was a bragging point nor was I bragging. If you re ready the comment it is starting the cultural difference between the US and UK. Also until you know why some of those children are bearing children themselves you really shouldn't say anything. Just sayin.

@lucycarlisle9120

Жыл бұрын

@@JaeDubs So you can speak, but I can't? I went through the same schools as everyone else & didn't have a baby as a teen. I also put much research into why some unfortunately do. It did seem as though you were airing dirty laundry about kids doing adult deeds at much-too-young ages, but it's just your way, I guess.

James is fighting for Indiyah's life!!🤣 FR though,where are the deals!?

@Danilong05

Жыл бұрын

Hes got Indiyah's back!!

@SeventhHouseandOak

Жыл бұрын

I loved this energy so much!!!!! 😮‍💨

I didnt eat a$$ until...... made me spit out my damn water 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 We can/should keep secrets gentlemen.

@bm-ww8kb

Жыл бұрын

why? thats the point of this podcast. you want a podcast where them guys just sit in silence

39:52 awww Fuhad was hurt at the very thought of hurting James lol 😆 19:06 we had a female teacher dating a student for over a year, everyone knew. The kid was about 14 and a refugee that came in year 8. They were dating from year 9-10 and we all knew but no one said. She got pregnant, her husband was off in the army and she said the baby was the science teachers. We all knew it was the 14 year old refugee kid. 👀

@angell.5184

Жыл бұрын

this is a wild one 😶

@Carpathianpixie

Жыл бұрын

Oh my!!!! 🤯

@AikiraBeats

Жыл бұрын

Yo how do you explain that situation to anyone, cause that’s just messy in a lot of ways. The teacher should’ve been arrested cause that’s disgusting.

@justine8387

Жыл бұрын

@@AikiraBeats that poor kid was so vulnerable.

@me-oh9du

Жыл бұрын

Sickening, sad how no one even intervened the boy was groomed

#shxtsngigs is slowly becoming one of my favorite podcasts. The shit these niggas be laughing about 😂😂😂 “Nuh Linga? Like No Lingering?”💀

@tolunimibamigbade8143

Жыл бұрын

Everyday now I'm catching up on old ones. I'd cry when I run out

Fuhad: “5Ms?!” James with his hands on his chest: “yes that’s big…but it’s minoooor” 😂😂😂 how is it both sir hahahah

so happy to see that Fuhad has his thighs out on this episode. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

I love that they are just good people. Normal good people. It’s easy to want to see them win.

“You gonna see 10Ms”. James sees the vision!!

I’m binge watching these videos and not only am I laughing out loud all night long like I got no neighbours but I love the confidence of Fuhad. Next level sexy lol

@susanrichardson631

10 ай бұрын

Word Fuhad could get it.

@AkachoOmulepu

8 ай бұрын

Fr fr

@octoberbaby1422

7 ай бұрын

I agree whole heartedly

Fuhad giving advice to the musician who got catfished showed he is actually quite a decent person ❤

I feel like you two are naughty little school boys who are just in isolation at school making the most of it living your best lives in there talking smack on the world. And I’m fully here for it all Lmfao 😂😂😍

Someone please answer James' questions about Indiya's deals. 😂 I don't know her, didn't watch Love Island, but I stand for her too. Where are the deals?!😤😤

you guys were my inspiration to start my own podcast! if you can’t beat the fear, do it scared 💪🏾💪🏾💛

Fades were crisp this episode!

I can't believe I'm actually excited for Mondays to come round. You absolute LEGENDS

I think Man U heard Fuhad's rant cause things on the up and up!!! 👏👏👏. Much love from 🇹🇹

@tamirerdenebat2571

3 ай бұрын

Is it tho?

Fuhad would be great on a football podcast, I can definitely see him doing a podcast about Premier League match weeks and all that

James really said a 1 series is a shit car 👀 thats like a 30 grand car. These manscaped deals must be hitting different

@mottasaab7507

Жыл бұрын

Word. At 18 too.

James’ face KILLED me at 1:15:30. High as hell. I replayed it at least 5 times 😆🤣😂 “She had the best toes in the area!”

Lol what would this world be without James! I’m dying rn. Mans said doodoo mouth James! I am weak😂😂😂😂

Fuhad said "Whyyy did you pipe herrr?!" I almost fell off my chair!! 💀💀

Wouldn't it be normal for girls/women to have an extra pair of underwear in their bags in case of a menstrual emergency? Especially in high school when your cycle is still irregular

@shannonboulware6100

Жыл бұрын

It absolutely is normal. I'm 28 and have them in my car with extra feminine products.

@sydneywright3672

Жыл бұрын

I couldn’t have been a student there, all the girls would’ve caught hands ong

@ratedr9672

Жыл бұрын

Exactly

@MrSqurk

Жыл бұрын

High School bullying barely ever makes sense.

@Ivy94F

Жыл бұрын

@@sydneywright3672 Preach, Sydney. Lol. There would’ve been suspensions all over the place. 😂

When Fuhad told us the first time he ate pum. The way he licked his lips..😮

Love how Fuhad underlines his sentences with his finger. Lol

@nageena9562

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌

James is the epitome of light skin nigha energy. I love it!!!

James loves being loved I can’t deal🤣🤣😂😂😂😂♥️ “ because that’s shut up to James………for the rest of my LIFEEEEE!!!!” I’m wheezing!!!🤣🤣😂 man said “WOW…that’s low still” ahhhhhhhh 😭😭🤣😂😂😂🤌🤌

Donny with the 1 series blatantly wrote in to flex he's probably got all his pals to listen to your response thinking you man were gunna gas him up 😂

@LaLaLatina96

Жыл бұрын

Foreal!

James he broke my heart too when he said he would settle for 5 million even 😢, James answered was perfect although James be playing mind games to know where he stand in this relationship 😂😂 man they compliment each other so well.

I love fuhad 🤣🤣🤣 you know his girls are smiling different

I had a bf who lived in Milton Keynes for a time and then moved back in with his mum to be near me and he straight up said to me "if you leave me now, I'll kill you. You can't leave me now I'm moving back for you" 1) I didn't ask him to move back. I actually told him that it was a bad idea and 2) I dumped him like a week later bc the comments like that just didn't stop

Just an observation… fuhad and James are fine as hell! Truly enjoying this podcast! Blessings from New Jersey

Fuhad is everything ❤❤❤

Fuhad is so good looking and well mannered 😍

@lollie2259

Жыл бұрын

Fuhad is pure daddy vibes right

@hr106

Жыл бұрын

James thinks so as well hence why he keeps giving him loyalty test 😂😂😂

@areldia225

7 ай бұрын

Too funny James feels guilty for being so much better looking than Fuhad. James man crush Fuhad to help his guilt for being the hottie.

We had a support teacher, weirdest human ever...we TERRORISED him, 3 weeks later he gets arrested mid lesson for Jill Dandos murder, turns out he was stalking the local weather girl sending threats from his school email 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

@melissaclaire3742

Жыл бұрын

Was that murder ever solved?

@miriam2837

Жыл бұрын

Shit 😳

@kikikauffmann

Жыл бұрын

I thought the person arrested for that murder ended up being acquitted - was that him ?

@meganmar87

Жыл бұрын

@@kikikauffmann no not the same person...just a weirdo from Warwick uni that had an obsession with her and other woman

@beccad8398

Жыл бұрын

That’s…. Insane

I’m not a football kinda girlie, but listening to Fuhad being this passionate about it? Yeah I could listen for hours

@ml07

Жыл бұрын

Yess! I love when he goes on these soccer rants, need this as a segment

James the type of guy to hug his bros from behind while they shouting his meal because 'he forgot his card'.

I’m laughing so hard because yes you must have had a different culture in your UK school… because as an American, we were doing ALLLL the bits and bobs WAYYYYYYYY before 11th grade 😂🙈🤷🏾‍♀️

@snacczac2115

Жыл бұрын

Straight facts. Went to school with girls who were pregnant in junior high.

@bmoore1908

Жыл бұрын

Yoooo I was in shock like what age are they in year 11 cause shit in 8th people were talking about giving head

@lucycarlisle9120

Жыл бұрын

Some of us were busy making 4.0 GPAs.

@TerriKay

Жыл бұрын

@@lucycarlisle9120 wasn’t doin the bits and bobs OR trying to get a 4.0 I was just happy to be here bein a kid lmao!

@lucycarlisle9120

Жыл бұрын

@@TerriKay I feel that! Lol. I just get irked when one person tries to speak for all of us. There's all the variety in the US, & I think that's one of the coolest things about us. People trying to fit us in a box (especially a seedy one) get me vex!

Aww james is such a loving man... Can always feel his heart just breaking when fuhad doesnt give the answer hes wanting, can just see it in his little face 😢😂❤❤

Can we make Fuhad talking about United a weekly thing please? It's good hearing someone else share my pain lmao

@Stu161

Жыл бұрын

"im tired james"

@maza1234

Жыл бұрын

Frrrr !!

@tolunimibamigbade8143

Жыл бұрын

It's brutal this season bruh 😪

@Aarxn44

Жыл бұрын

As an Arsenal fan, I'm all for it 😌

I read Indiyah is signing deals in America and Boohoo I think? Haha she’s working she’ll come through 😂😂

"Yea that hurt my feelings, Im not going to lie to you!!!" The way I almost cackled and lost this mfn job.😂🤣😂

The phantom stress these men go through while processing these scenarios 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is literally the ONLY podcast that i keep up with!! Lov these guys 💕

Big ups from America. My first listen was the Fuhad's football rant episode and was hooked. Him Speaking so passionately about it has made me become a ManU fan!

Omg you guys shook a school memory right out of my head. In year 7 I had a form tutor (also a maths teacher) that was suddenly without explanation fired. Turns out he had been having a relationship with a student that left the previous year, our new form tutor was a lovely and amazing science teacher, unfortunately called miss.raper. The bants were relentless for a while.

My listening to Fuhad passionately talk about sports like yep I certainly understood some of those words

58:36' I'm sooo surprised to hear advice about how to manage what we put out in the Universe and Energy exchange, from my boys...always thought you were non believers...😊🤗

The Fan Request was spot on. I absolutely LOVE you guys ❤

7:25 literally watching this as im making sausage and eggs

Love them! Energy, vibes and laughter 🙌🏾! I wanna be a guest to chat and laugh with them 😂🤣😂🤣

Hilarious episode! Started off with James spitting 🔥bars and setting the mood 🤣. The laughs, undeniable this week!! Looking forward to Thurs!!!

55:35 Im 21 still driving my first car i ever got, ‘97 Honda accord🤣

Keep the soccer talk coming! Fuhad literally has me downloading Man U onto my favorites on ESPN so I know what he’s talking about!

The most married couple ever!!! I can't breathe! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 How is James the best and the worst at the same time? 🤭🤭🤭🤭

36:05' Why does James like to break is own heart 🤣🤭

When I was at school, guys were called BOCAT as a massive insult 😂 Oral was not a thing at secondary school and if it was, you certainly did not speak about it! 😂 Loved the episode dudes 💜

Anyone else get gassed they can skip the first 2 minutes because they're already a patreon and done need to hear it🤣👌

INVEST IT, DONT ASK ME STUPID QUESTIONS😭😂

What a good way to start my morning 😊 on my way to work while I listen to this! Love love 💕 this podcast 💕💕 keep up the good work guys big love to both of you 💕💕

I immediately thought 70M MINIMUM If it was my bestie, and I wouldn't even cut her off, but he said 10M and settle for 5M💀 it broke me 😭

I love Fuhad y'all😂

33:33 The reason why Fuhad is a legend 👏🏻👏🏻 man said I take CARE of my women

Honestly the catfish guy should be honest with her and offer to pay her back for the hotel, BUT why is girl doing THE MOST and she barely knows this guy?

Fuhad needs a football podcast ☝🏽

When I was in high school (15-16), there were girls who dated older guys (20/21). I just could not understand why because the only thing they want is sex. I dated the same guy (same age as me) from (14-19). We broke up a few months after graduation. We were friends since we were 10 and just had so much respect and love for each other. We remained friends up to about 20 years ago.

I work on an outside kiosk in man united and the amount of time we got locked in because of the glazer riots😭😭😭keep going!!!

Also a few years back I lived in a shared house and one of the guys was a secondary school teacher, 23 years old. He once brought his gf around to the house who we then found out was 17 and they had met when she was 16 and she was his student…. Few months down the line he’s fled to Sheffield because he’s been caught with ANOTHER student. Haven’t heard from him since

I watched this at the perfect time, lowkey was going through the same thing as the fan request and I was literally taking their advice as they were speaking 😂😂

‘Don’t message me NOTHING’ is the best statement by Fuhad ❤

I sweeearrrr when the dude banged the catfish.. SET ME OFF. I LITERALLY just(yesterday!) kicked my bf of a year out of my house because I found out he messaged some chick he claims is "so gross and ugly" and straight up said to her "bj 20 🤣🤣🤣" and then preceded to ask again 3 times after she barely turned him down(by barely I mean I bet he's brought it up before and it's happened, that's how I interpreted it) Soo iiiiiiiiiiiiccck. People be dumbbbbbbbb iiiiiiiiiiiiick

Ahhh Fuhad, your love towards Newcastle in the football segment…. you have my heart ❤️

Literally thought my head phone was breaking with Fuhad and his water bottle 😂😂

“I though dog was a euphemism” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This episode is WILDLY HILARIOUS

James is defo like a girlfriend. He makes up these scenarios knowing damn well Fuhad is gonna break his heart each time 😂😂😂