Ep. 155 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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We're halfway through Sober October and Bert Kreischer tells Tom Segura how he's disgusted with drinking now, the bears look at their sleep and recovery from Whoop, and Tom shares some VERY cool auto-generated art of Bert made by artificial intelligence software. Tom talks about his recent incredible ayahuasca experience, Bert shares how often he thinks about death, and how bummed Bert is that he is madly in love with his wife LeeAnn.
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“What if you go completely sober after this.” *Berts life flashes before his eyes*
@sonnyboy1618
Жыл бұрын
No words 😭
@christianscacchetti9178
Жыл бұрын
Deer in headlights 🤣
@danialugo17
Жыл бұрын
Bert realizing he’s diminishing his human experience by consuming alcohol! The state of intoxication in any form is not a true human experience! SoBert! ❤
@Mikehowarth1988
Жыл бұрын
It enhances the human experience so much more until you wake up the next day.
@marytoteve6874
Жыл бұрын
BERT is a champ! Keep going!
Tom Segura is single handily trying to keep Bert alive.
@manuelwegeling
Жыл бұрын
Imagine Bernts wife
@stoybtorn
Жыл бұрын
@@manuelwegeling between her and their kids they seem like they checked out a few years ago
@Bubbles99718
Жыл бұрын
@@stoybtorn it's an endless battle. And pointless
@donnyjones7803
Жыл бұрын
@@stoybtorn how would u know what’s going on with his wife and kids?😂
@johncole4882
Жыл бұрын
@@donnyjones7803 because of an hour long podcast every week...
Berts doing what every person with an alcohol problem does a few weeks into not drinking. Behaving like he s recovered and got it all sorted. This is only the very beginning. I wish him the best.
@mikelfc12
Жыл бұрын
Yup
@finn4435
Жыл бұрын
He's not recovering. he's stopping for a month lol
@steph7960
Жыл бұрын
@@finn4435 I didn't say he was recovering. I said he was behaving recovered.
Tom is secretly becoming a spiritual healer to cure Bert of his alcoholism
@Last_Chance.
Жыл бұрын
Yeah nah.
@drewcarter3100
Жыл бұрын
Ahh hilarious but no
@cryptospacexxxit6281
Жыл бұрын
Watch YMH #550 and you will have a different opinion ;).
@johnadams8371
Жыл бұрын
Alcohol use disorder*** Alcoholism is what they used to call it. boomer.
@ryanpadilla455
Жыл бұрын
Boomer. What an annoying ass statement that is.
It's really nice of Tom to have created an entire podcast to get Bert advanced therapy for his alcoholism.
@tribeard5424
Жыл бұрын
Welcome to stand up
@clevermissfox
Жыл бұрын
Nice of Tom, Joe and ari to take a whole month of self flagulation just to help Bert. That's a real friend
@Blaketbailey
Жыл бұрын
@@clevermissfox Flagellation is defined as flogging or beating, either as a religious discipline or for sexual gratification. Probably a different picture than you meant to paint. Jeans high. Jeans tight.
@Wayfarer45
Жыл бұрын
I'd probably do the same for my friends too, were I actually funny.
@pronjoffitt9141
Жыл бұрын
this is some deep intervention shit
155 episodes in, Bart has the stark realization that all he does on the podcast is fire hose Tom and then walk away feeling good about himself. Instant classic.
@jenniferdennis6465
Жыл бұрын
I thought you were exaggerating about 155 and looked. How did that happen?!
@SuckaFreeCityOg
Жыл бұрын
Who?
@teagueshoup
Жыл бұрын
@@SuckaFreeCityOg Brent
@Qurisx
Жыл бұрын
@@SuckaFreeCityOg Brent Chernoble
@Ragnarok69420
Жыл бұрын
Bert looks good, Tom looks like he has aids.
4:35 I’m proud of Tom for standing his ground on powering through Bert’s interruption 😂😂 More of that please.
It’s unbelievable how Bert didn’t even let Tom finish his first sentence
@nolongerblocked6210
Жыл бұрын
When does he ever??
@dogologyaz5625
Жыл бұрын
Bert is beyond rude. So obnoxious
@mikeyt2404
Жыл бұрын
@@dogologyaz5625 he’s not rude. He’s ADHD he doesn’t even realize he’s doing it. Relax
@Renvaar1989
Жыл бұрын
@@dogologyaz5625 Literally ever person that knows him says he's one of THE nicest dudes. I'll take their opinion over yours thanks.
@Last_Chance.
Жыл бұрын
Typical
I’m proud of Tom. Tom looks so fucking amazing. Good job Tom
@RandyNachoManSandwich
Жыл бұрын
If you say tom one more time...
@puffmoneyo3590
Жыл бұрын
Toms head keeps changing
@RolandSpecialSauce
Жыл бұрын
Tim**
@dominicdeluca6378
Жыл бұрын
Tom should be proud of Tom's good job of keeping Tom in shape.
@WestbrookOverrated
Жыл бұрын
@@puffmoneyo3590 slowly turning from an egg into a circle
Tom is a really good therapist.
@SallySlater0077
Жыл бұрын
In a few years we're going to find out he was actually a psychiatrist using comedian as a cover
@sissyofFreemont
Жыл бұрын
That's very insightful of you
@kdoeone
Жыл бұрын
Well he is married to a crazy lady
@lokithecat7225
Жыл бұрын
"TheRapist" is really the worst name for a profession.
@thegrowingfuller
Жыл бұрын
He’s definitely using learned therapy techniques pretty covertly on Bert and with good reason and a good friend. Active listening and guiding self realization.
Tom is the friend that everyone deserves: someone that will support your horrible decisions and will help you get through improving things when it gets bad.
I love how Bert has come to these realizations just to throw it away next month😂
I had a psych patient recently who looked exactly like Tom and it kept throwing me off when he’d say crazy shit because I would think “lol toms at it again” but then I had to remember he was in fact NOT Tom and actually needed attention & medication
@colinquinn8173
Жыл бұрын
Tom might need attention too
@timmyboy7465
Жыл бұрын
There's a good bit in there somewhere.
@ManBearPigLOL
Жыл бұрын
BIKES
@stefaniaponitz5738
Жыл бұрын
lol
@DekkarJr
Жыл бұрын
Tom still needs that medication probly.
Bert’s denial of the fact he’s a full blown highly functional alcoholic is hilarious 😂 he rationalizes in his way that’s his greatest bit😂
@jessetillotson9776
Жыл бұрын
I don’t know that I agree high functioning alcoholics exist… I think that just qualifies as problem drinking(/drugging). Probably a thinking error but I really feel strongly that alcoholism = mid-low functioning and/or sabotaging potential. I also believe we need to add criteria for those who gain success from drinking, like ‘success alcoholism’ (or just success drinking if you want to call me on my last point), the same way we have already classified ‘success snorting’ (aka Wall Street). Lezbionist. It’s a common nomenclature but don’t verify that because that makes you turn into whatever sexuality you hate the most.
@3:00 such a beautiful moment. Tom had a cautious but proud and loving look in his eye as he listened to Bert admit the nature of his relationship with alcohol. Man, we should all have friends like that.
Sober, serious Bert on stage would elevate him to one of my favorite comics. Drunk, overbearing Bert is challenging to watch without a counterbalance comedian. The bit about hating that he loves his wife is stronger material than The Machine in my opinion.
When Burt realizes that feeling excellent because you're healthy is a continuous "treat", his world will change.
@RanchItUp42069
Жыл бұрын
Amen
@kikib8434
Жыл бұрын
PERFECTLY STATED 😁🖤!
@Christopher-md7tf
Жыл бұрын
I doubt it. An underlying feeling of well-being won't get him the dopamine spikes he so desperately craves.
@jessetillotson9776
Жыл бұрын
Meh don’t overstate it. That honeymoon period wears off as soon as you realize you can drink half as much for double the fun. Same problem with diets - fewer burritos required to cum unexpectedly
@Streh702
Жыл бұрын
Great post my friend
Tom genuinely trying to keep Brent off the sauce.... That's friendship..
@chris_grammer
Жыл бұрын
100
@HillsideHandyman
Жыл бұрын
Wait, who’s Brent??
@HillsideHandyman
Жыл бұрын
Wait, who’s Brent??
@SuckaFreeCityOg
Жыл бұрын
Who?
@nolongerblocked6210
Жыл бұрын
Nope, that's content
"dude, that's this podcast" wow, the journey Bert is starting on is amazing. keep it up, sir. so awesome watching you become self aware
@Last_Chance.
Жыл бұрын
This won't last long.
@frankiejerardenno2678
Жыл бұрын
Burt
@ic1485
Жыл бұрын
I first realized that I was an acaholic at 17. Has Burt never had the DT,s?
When Bert isn’t perma-drunk, this podcast becomes an actual dialogue. I seriously hope Bert changes for family/friends/fans.
@craigclement5079
Жыл бұрын
Not to be a know it all, but being a person currently going through the recovery motions, he’s gotta want to do it for himself.
@mp5249
Жыл бұрын
I don't think he realizes he's a classic case of those who don't have liver failure get dementia. My ex has it at 58. It's horrible.
@johnadams8371
Жыл бұрын
i don’t.
one week sober and bert acts like he could teach a class on it
@thecapricorn11
Жыл бұрын
i know right
@parithian8462
Жыл бұрын
@@hersonmaldonado6445 I've been thru it and Bert still needs to chill lol he needs to take in information and not act like an expert on everything and say "that's what everyone does" as an excuse.
@thecapricorn11
Жыл бұрын
@@hersonmaldonado6445 lighten up! people are entitled to their opinions. it sounds like bert is slowly accepting the fact he is alcoholic and thats very admirable
@gamerpro5719
Жыл бұрын
We would all still go to that class lol
@Downs-Indroam
Жыл бұрын
He quits about once a week so really he probably has more experience quitting drinking than the guy who gets sober and stays sober the first time...
Bert sounds 100% like new people to AA who, “aren’t alcoholics,” but have to go to meetings for court or their wife or something. I’ve literally heard the same thing so many times.
@cmgordon12345
Жыл бұрын
Tom smiles and says keep coming back
@gingerroot8802
Жыл бұрын
"I'm not an alcoholic I just like to drink a lot"
@Chris-fu9bn
Жыл бұрын
Sounds like big book and talking about the obsession !
@mikelfc12
Жыл бұрын
@@Chris-fu9bn yup!
@Last_Chance.
Жыл бұрын
@@cmgordon12345 lmao so true. He is that guy
He's so damn hyper when he's sober
@guanoApe
Жыл бұрын
Berts one step away from bein 300 pounds of stacked muscle when he turns that energy to that horrible gym guy 😂 its a thing
@flatlinedphoenix1688
Жыл бұрын
100% ADHD. I have zero doubt in my mind.
Bert acknowledging that he firehoses people was priceless.
"Rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic" is the best description of Bert's occasional stabs at a healthy lifestyle 💯
@lumin3370
Жыл бұрын
Honestly, it’s a very well- known saying in 12-step programs 😉
@Oneirovore
Жыл бұрын
Dr. Drew used that phrase with him on a pod, and *maybe* Bret gets it.
If I ever see Tom on a plane I’m asking him to switch seats 😂
@Last_Chance.
Жыл бұрын
100%
@hunterstarkey5089
Жыл бұрын
Ahhhhundred percent
The accent Bert did at “hey guys, are we gonna ride in the back of the truck or the front of the truck today?” I absolutely lost it 😂😂😂
The way Bert says “I hate that I love her” with SO much conviction and sincerity was too fuckin funny lol 😄
“No one can see me in my safe spot making my drink” totally healthy behavior.
@paulkelly6217
Жыл бұрын
He’s probably been like that ever since Ari spiked his drink
"The other day I was flying a helicopter"- just 2 normal guys we can all relate to
@toaster816
Жыл бұрын
The other day I was bouncing another check.
@awholewhitebabybruh
Жыл бұрын
Yea im torn here. Happy for Tom’s success but he could be a little more humble at times.
@NicheEscape
Жыл бұрын
You know anyone can get a pilots licence and you can hire out aircraft.. also you could pick up an entry level helicopter for less than a car.. he's enjoying a hobby, let him breathe.
@killerluuk
Жыл бұрын
@@awholewhitebabybruh He's the least humble guy out there. A real turn off
@CSpad
Жыл бұрын
@@killerluuk yet here you are. Lol. He's far from the least humble celeb and/or comic. You do realize where he started from right? Plus, he does a lot for charity & just recently received an award from a children's hospital. Many people like to live vicariously through their favorite celebs. Looks at these 2, they are pretty regular Joe types & both do work their ass off of and have for a long time.
Tom saying Bremt is the spark and the care we see him express. Feels, man.
Bert’s keen ability to linger a conversation is unmatched. ..as self absorbed…dude is very self aware. And of course, Tom is: Dr. Solid©️
Watching Tom trying to rescue Bert is amazing...
A few more episodes and Tom might finally finish his story
@nolongerblocked6210
Жыл бұрын
Tom should have a running gag where he starts the exact same story at the beginning of every episode... & never gets to finish it
@DOiNKLES
Жыл бұрын
@@nolongerblocked6210 lmfao. hed be so good at it
I just hit 6 months sober and the beginning of this almost had me crying. You guys are the best.
@mikelfc12
Жыл бұрын
Congratulations
@BoolyK
Жыл бұрын
Hell yeah Melissa!
@zachwaskowiak706
Жыл бұрын
congrats melissa!
@johnadams8371
Жыл бұрын
sooooo it’s controlling you from the other side now huh? looks to me like alcohol has you by the other ball now. sucks.
@BoolyK
Жыл бұрын
@@johnadams8371 ew
*Tom explaining why he doesn't drink throughout the day* Bert: So are you going thru something ?
I swear they need to just shut off Bert's mic sometimes so Tom can finish a freaking story every now and again
@chadroffel3250
Жыл бұрын
They have that , it’s when guests fill in .
@penniewyatt9391
Жыл бұрын
Or finish a sentence?
@EllipticalExistence
Жыл бұрын
He’s so unaware all he does is talk about himself
Bert’s “I don’t know what I need to work on” said volumes, especially after him saying he is defensive with Joe. Bert is afraid if he opens the door, he is going to find out how much he needs to work on, so he pretends there is nothing.
When Bert seriously asked Tom if he bought him an Orangutan I just burst out laughin.
I'm loving the way Tom is talking with bert this episode.. its like watching a therapy session lol 😆
@vergaerd
Жыл бұрын
This one is easily in the top 5 2B1C ep's to date.
I love seeing Bart be so insightful about his relationship with booze
@kathye.4026
Жыл бұрын
Bert's insights (about many topics) are so easy for me to follow that it worries me. 🤓
@LetMeKnowBeforeItsTooLate
Жыл бұрын
It's important to recognize your own mental mechanisms. Now if we can get him to stop injecting meth he might not be a pedophile for much longer
@kristiskinner8542
Жыл бұрын
🙄 lame
@joeschmo1194
Жыл бұрын
Is he being insightful? Or just foreshadowing his death
@Janzer_
Жыл бұрын
drinking at the airport is exactly how he says.
Lmao, yelling out full diet coke like having your drink served full is a delicacy in Bert's world
@XanderProductionstrue
Жыл бұрын
He's used to tequila lmao
you can see how much tom cares about bert and his health
I think it is time to have Dr. Drew in for a guest spot therapy...
@Andrea-sj4rz
Жыл бұрын
Bert said that Dr. Drew said he was just fine. I didnt believe that at all. Bert, you look great.
Are we still pretending Bert’s not an alcoholic
@tangybuttfrogfpv8772
Жыл бұрын
or that he's sober, he's for sure sneaking drinks at night
@penniewyatt9391
Жыл бұрын
@@tangybuttfrogfpv8772 he is still pretending he didn’t drink last night.
@chasecapc
Жыл бұрын
n s😢drr😮😅😅
@cryptospacexxxit6281
Жыл бұрын
And Tom is not a psychotic murderer; see YMH #550.
@tangybuttfrogfpv8772
Жыл бұрын
@@cryptospacexxxit6281 Tom just thinks he's a phyco because he's never been punched in the face. It's gross how he pretends he's tough
This is a very tender conversation between 2 friends.
Tom has a very sweet heart, and he is incredibly patient with Bert’s inability to listen. I hope he tries ayahuasca again and allows himself to really let go.
Very eye opening about the alcoholism. Thank you fellas! I'm very proud of you two! Being sober is very hard at the beginning, but gets better day after day. My husband and I are 1 year sober. Our drinking was effecting everything between us and the people around us, negatively. So keep up on the sober road, it truly looks good on both of you!
@WackiiJackii
Жыл бұрын
Way to go! Rooting for you!
This Bert AI segment is one of the best things I’ve ever seen on this show. My god I’m crying
@Last_Chance.
Жыл бұрын
As you should
@brokensysadmin
Жыл бұрын
The crazy thing is that Bert is so focused on his teeth that he doesn't realize Tom clearly asked it for something like "Bert Kreischer doing gay porn"
Tom just gave one of the most accurate depictions of hallucinogenics I've heard. "I felt super relaxed, I closed my eyes to go to sleep, and then my brain was just like nope we're still going"
So happy Bart survived the kidney transplants 🙏🙏🙏
@matthewneubeck4421
Жыл бұрын
All 7 of them
@dmargot2828
Жыл бұрын
And a blood transfusion. Praise allah 🙏
@TheOldCSK
Жыл бұрын
And the open heart surgery
@SuckaFreeCityOg
Жыл бұрын
Who?
@Grizzly_Biscuit
Жыл бұрын
@@SuckaFreeCityOg berf
I have NEVER been so excited for a Birthday IN MY LIFE like I am for Bert's Birthday!
Bert can't comprehend that people don't drink. Bless his heart. He's special in that special kind of way.
Haha Bert had his first panic attack since not drinking when Tom asked what if you don't drink anymore after this.
@joeygarcia4277
Жыл бұрын
Yea because thinking if you’re never going to have a drink again is terrifying and then u binge lol
@stephenmier7277
Жыл бұрын
@@joeygarcia4277 maybe that’s why 12 step programs don’t work.
@gingerroot8802
Жыл бұрын
@@stephenmier7277 12 steps work, no one says you can't ever drink again you just wont drink that day. 24 hours at a time is how I got 2 years booze free.
Calm before the storm. Bert is gonna go off the rails in November
@coldbloodturnedredhot2260
Жыл бұрын
Hell no he won’t. Support the man and be proud of what he’s doing.
@91MR2Racer
Жыл бұрын
@@coldbloodturnedredhot2260 lol you don’t believe that one
@armandocarranco8265
Жыл бұрын
Not everyone is as weak as you
@susboykaine9804
Жыл бұрын
He’s a goner
@trevorj98
Жыл бұрын
Never sober November
I’m not even 15 minutes into this episode and it is hands down the best episode with both Tom and Bert yet. Psyched to see where we go from here.
Nice to see this back on here. YMH shows always give me a smile throughout the week
The AI photos had me laughing uncomfortably loud at work. Well done!
@benmartinus5320
Жыл бұрын
Bert's ai pics had me crying laughing.
@rayanh2430
Жыл бұрын
that shit was fucking terrifying
Thankful the boys are back. Almost ruined my Monday that they got taken down
@nealallsup1834
Жыл бұрын
Literally same.. G is behind it for sure
@MyhorseInthegravy
Жыл бұрын
Why did it?🤔
@dash-x
Жыл бұрын
Who got taken down?
@quinnnielson3872
Жыл бұрын
@@dash-x this episode got taken down for like 5 or 6 hours
@dash-x
Жыл бұрын
@@quinnnielson3872 Thabk you! 👍🏻 I ended up going to Toms Twitter. It seemed they “violated” KZread’s Nudity rules so they blurred the Bart AI photos lol. Props to Nadav. The Yt video editor program is such a pain .
"The spark is you you're the spark"....we could all use a friend like Tom. 👍
Jeeeezus this episode was deep. Seeing how much they're trying to better themselves while im here at home drinking, made me feel like a piece of shit 😆
Bert “hurry up so I can talk about my fucking health” is the most Bert thing. Make your point so I can talk about me 😂
Bert needs to have an ayahuasca party for his birthday. Document it for us and let the tears instead of beers flow. Bert will be reborn and we can all witness the beauty in documentary form.
@celestialcucumber4684
Жыл бұрын
This would be actually amazing lol
Tom and Ari are the only ones I actually believe are staying sober
@drdecoursey1978
Жыл бұрын
Ari did have a cheat day. He ate some acid at the Roger Waters concert. He had to add situps to his daily workouts to pay for it.
@StatsReset
Жыл бұрын
@@drdecoursey1978 goddamn it, never trust a jew!
I’ve never cried laughing more in my life from anything let alone from a podcast, alone via KZread!! That A.I experience was the best!
I’m sick af with strep throat it’s 5am haven’t slept. This made my night thank you boys.
@Jesse-vs9sb
Жыл бұрын
Snort you some weed. Smoke some yack yanyiels.
@misfitbritt
Жыл бұрын
Shitty! Hope you feel better soon! 👏🙃
@joeyfaoro6308
Жыл бұрын
Y’all good Hallee
@blackhog42
Жыл бұрын
5 am here too... hurting, can't sleep. Need some bert and tom 💙
@Seemokid
Жыл бұрын
We’re on the same page
Holy crap Bert’s face is like a night and day difference, he looks so much better.
@kristiskinner8542
Жыл бұрын
? Looks the same to me🤷♀️
@VannywiththeFanny
Жыл бұрын
Looks the same, a month isn't enough. He needs years and years of recovery before he'll actually be better off.
@SoleSystemz
Жыл бұрын
Still fat, Tommy looks great
@lenny6485
Жыл бұрын
This was probably filmed a year ago
@die4race
Жыл бұрын
what are you talking about ?lol
i’m doing sober october with you guys and y’all make it so much easier to hear what y’all are experiencing and comparing it to what i am you guys are so dope
Bert “I don’t know what I need to work on” Kreischer
@Jessica-kt3ne
Жыл бұрын
lmfao
Bert making fun of Leanns accent is always hilarious
@VannywiththeFanny
Жыл бұрын
Even more hilarious when you consider just how many times she's cheated on him.
@Parttimepat
Жыл бұрын
@@VannywiththeFanny is there any validity to that, or just a weird shitty joke? I can’t find anything about it, not saying your lying just genuinely curious?
@Joeyybee
Жыл бұрын
@@Parttimepat yeah I never heard that either. Must be a q anon thing lol
I was over at my dads house helping him with something. I was listening to this and had my phone laid on the coffee table. Right when he walked by it was at the part where they were showing AI art of bart docking himself. The look on his face was priceless.
“I’d love to bury a bunch of people” is a great sound bite for Garth
Tom telling Bert he can find the spark without drinking kind of sounds like he needs a real intervention lol
I can’t even imagine Bart on psychedelics. Total nightmeer
@Blaketbailey
Жыл бұрын
Made me shit my jeans over here
@JamesWilliams-dz5tn
Жыл бұрын
@@Blaketbailey Uhh hundred percent
@ServiceAceStud
Жыл бұрын
Nightbear
@c9566
Жыл бұрын
Said by a person that has clearly never done psychedelics. They’re doing a guided ayahuasca trip. He’s clearly, if anything, a kind hearted/emotional being. It’s probably going to be beautiful.
@JamesWilliams-dz5tn
Жыл бұрын
@@c9566 please excuse me. As a person who has done more than my fair share of psychedelics….. i hope you try them sone day
Lmaooo Bert looks like he is in struggle mode with no alcohol. Hang in there!
I really like hearing Bert’s thoughts on podcasts when he talks about deeper things. Particularly now that he’s sober. He is so different while he’s sober, in such a positive way. Tom and Bert’s friendship on the podcast seems so lovely. Tom is so respectful of him and lets him figure things out without being unkind. Bert has some revelations this episode that made me reflect on my own flaws. ❤ I love these guys.
@leonbrooks9335
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For real, love this comment
@Bloomingstyle_
Жыл бұрын
Such a good observation and comment 🤍
@travisfox2436
Жыл бұрын
We could only be so lucky to have a friend like Tom.
I can relate Bert. I was a black-out whisky drinker 4 nights a week for 4 years after a divorce. My last drink was 2 years ago on my 46th Bday when I fell and jacked my knee up on a metal dog bowl and hit my head on my smoker. I woke up and decided I wasn't going to be "that guy". I've not had a drink or really wanted one since and I don't miss it. Thank you both for the happiness you bring to the world.
Bert/Tom: says something not remotely funny Guy in back: 😂🤣😭😫🤯💀
Bernt is the most wholesome addict. Really makes you think it’s actually good for him
This is the most I've ever heard Tom speak while in berts presence...and someone still dominated the conversation 🤣
“The way I normally celebrate a birthday, is to get fucking black out drunk” 😂😂
Tom's journey sounds amazing. It's such a gift to be able to do something like that.
Bert talks in this podcast as if he has been sober for a year and has noticed differences. It’s been 2 weeks haha
@Mikehowarth1988
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How do they know that he still isn’t boozing? Alcoholics usually lie about not drinking.
@Bubbles99718
Жыл бұрын
He can't not drink.
@VannywiththeFanny
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@@Mikehowarth1988 Very true.
@SpectroSwag12
Жыл бұрын
With how hard he goes I’m sure he has seen a lot of changes in those 2 weeks. If he goes past the month it’ll keep getting better for him
@nolongerblocked6210
Жыл бұрын
They film a week or two in advance, when this was done he probably had a few days
This is such a good episode ! I love how much you guys opened up to each other ❤❤
It’s interesting to see Bert slowly accept that he’s an alcoholic through the episodes.
"I think she would let poisonous frogs lick her" HAHAHA! love you Bert
I’m amazed Bert can say Buffalo Wild Wings without stumbling
this was actually really insightful and honest. one of the best 2B1C.
I never knew AI generated images were so fkn funny... belly laughing in a hospital waiting room
This is hands down the most one of the best 2 Bears 1 Cave episodes ever. Watching Tom be a best friend, and therapist to Bert is really wholesome. All while Bert has appears to be turning a page on his relationship with alcohol. I really hope it lasts.
Insane that, as an adult, Bert uses the word “treats” so much.
@josef2012
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Arrested development
@MichaelWutsch
Жыл бұрын
It's honestly pathetic, and that he thinks he deserves them for doing basic mundane everyday tasks like going to the store
@tiagocaseiro
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@@MichaelWutsch The fact of even thinking of the word "treats" after doing something is so childish to me. Even dog-like!
@jboog5170
Жыл бұрын
Funnest 😂
@DeltaTempest
Жыл бұрын
He is a treat based person
Watching the reveals of all the Bert AI and hearing his displeasure in how he looks made me laugh SO god damm hard. lmaooo
34:58 That wink 😂
Hope I can finish this episode on this attempt without KZread removing it!
@simplyrob8812
Жыл бұрын
Same
52:31 Bart's face when he's listening is like a ten year old watching their favourite movie. Bobby Lee vibes.
“You’re the spark” is the sweetest thing.
47:57 - 155 episodes and Burnt finally figures out the plot. Bravo!
This is the best two bears episode in a long time.
Whoever the fella is in the background cackling ALWAYS makes me laugh 🤣
I love all the 2 bears episodes but this one for sure is top 10