Ep. 155 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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We're halfway through Sober October and Bert Kreischer tells Tom Segura how he's disgusted with drinking now, the bears look at their sleep and recovery from Whoop, and Tom shares some VERY cool auto-generated art of Bert made by artificial intelligence software. Tom talks about his recent incredible ayahuasca experience, Bert shares how often he thinks about death, and how bummed Bert is that he is madly in love with his wife LeeAnn.
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  • @Popestayzooted
    @Popestayzooted Жыл бұрын

    “What if you go completely sober after this.” *Berts life flashes before his eyes*

  • @sonnyboy1618

    @sonnyboy1618

    Жыл бұрын

    No words 😭

  • @christianscacchetti9178

    @christianscacchetti9178

    Жыл бұрын

    Deer in headlights 🤣

  • @danialugo17

    @danialugo17

    Жыл бұрын

    Bert realizing he’s diminishing his human experience by consuming alcohol! The state of intoxication in any form is not a true human experience! SoBert! ❤

  • @Mikehowarth1988

    @Mikehowarth1988

    Жыл бұрын

    It enhances the human experience so much more until you wake up the next day.

  • @marytoteve6874

    @marytoteve6874

    Жыл бұрын

    BERT is a champ! Keep going!

  • @uplayedurself
    @uplayedurself Жыл бұрын

    Tom Segura is single handily trying to keep Bert alive.

  • @manuelwegeling

    @manuelwegeling

    Жыл бұрын

    Imagine Bernts wife

  • @stoybtorn

    @stoybtorn

    Жыл бұрын

    @@manuelwegeling between her and their kids they seem like they checked out a few years ago

  • @Bubbles99718

    @Bubbles99718

    Жыл бұрын

    @@stoybtorn it's an endless battle. And pointless

  • @donnyjones7803

    @donnyjones7803

    Жыл бұрын

    @@stoybtorn how would u know what’s going on with his wife and kids?😂

  • @johncole4882

    @johncole4882

    Жыл бұрын

    @@donnyjones7803 because of an hour long podcast every week...

  • @steph7960
    @steph7960 Жыл бұрын

    Berts doing what every person with an alcohol problem does a few weeks into not drinking. Behaving like he s recovered and got it all sorted. This is only the very beginning. I wish him the best.

  • @mikelfc12

    @mikelfc12

    Жыл бұрын

    Yup

  • @finn4435

    @finn4435

    Жыл бұрын

    He's not recovering. he's stopping for a month lol

  • @steph7960

    @steph7960

    Жыл бұрын

    @@finn4435 I didn't say he was recovering. I said he was behaving recovered.

  • @timothypenix471
    @timothypenix471 Жыл бұрын

    Tom is secretly becoming a spiritual healer to cure Bert of his alcoholism

  • @Last_Chance.

    @Last_Chance.

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah nah.

  • @drewcarter3100

    @drewcarter3100

    Жыл бұрын

    Ahh hilarious but no

  • @cryptospacexxxit6281

    @cryptospacexxxit6281

    Жыл бұрын

    Watch YMH #550 and you will have a different opinion ;).

  • @johnadams8371

    @johnadams8371

    Жыл бұрын

    Alcohol use disorder*** Alcoholism is what they used to call it. boomer.

  • @ryanpadilla455

    @ryanpadilla455

    Жыл бұрын

    Boomer. What an annoying ass statement that is.

  • @jimfoon
    @jimfoon Жыл бұрын

    It's really nice of Tom to have created an entire podcast to get Bert advanced therapy for his alcoholism.

  • @tribeard5424

    @tribeard5424

    Жыл бұрын

    Welcome to stand up

  • @clevermissfox

    @clevermissfox

    Жыл бұрын

    Nice of Tom, Joe and ari to take a whole month of self flagulation just to help Bert. That's a real friend

  • @Blaketbailey

    @Blaketbailey

    Жыл бұрын

    @@clevermissfox Flagellation is defined as flogging or beating, either as a religious discipline or for sexual gratification. Probably a different picture than you meant to paint. Jeans high. Jeans tight.

  • @Wayfarer45

    @Wayfarer45

    Жыл бұрын

    I'd probably do the same for my friends too, were I actually funny.

  • @pronjoffitt9141

    @pronjoffitt9141

    Жыл бұрын

    this is some deep intervention shit

  • @Multimedia_Magic
    @Multimedia_Magic Жыл бұрын

    155 episodes in, Bart has the stark realization that all he does on the podcast is fire hose Tom and then walk away feeling good about himself. Instant classic.

  • @jenniferdennis6465

    @jenniferdennis6465

    Жыл бұрын

    I thought you were exaggerating about 155 and looked. How did that happen?!

  • @SuckaFreeCityOg

    @SuckaFreeCityOg

    Жыл бұрын

    Who?

  • @teagueshoup

    @teagueshoup

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SuckaFreeCityOg Brent

  • @Qurisx

    @Qurisx

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SuckaFreeCityOg Brent Chernoble

  • @Ragnarok69420

    @Ragnarok69420

    Жыл бұрын

    Bert looks good, Tom looks like he has aids.

  • @emic621
    @emic621 Жыл бұрын

    4:35 I’m proud of Tom for standing his ground on powering through Bert’s interruption 😂😂 More of that please.

  • @franciscoantonioroafraile4009
    @franciscoantonioroafraile4009 Жыл бұрын

    It’s unbelievable how Bert didn’t even let Tom finish his first sentence

  • @nolongerblocked6210

    @nolongerblocked6210

    Жыл бұрын

    When does he ever??

  • @dogologyaz5625

    @dogologyaz5625

    Жыл бұрын

    Bert is beyond rude. So obnoxious

  • @mikeyt2404

    @mikeyt2404

    Жыл бұрын

    @@dogologyaz5625 he’s not rude. He’s ADHD he doesn’t even realize he’s doing it. Relax

  • @Renvaar1989

    @Renvaar1989

    Жыл бұрын

    @@dogologyaz5625 Literally ever person that knows him says he's one of THE nicest dudes. I'll take their opinion over yours thanks.

  • @Last_Chance.

    @Last_Chance.

    Жыл бұрын

    Typical

  • @kevdogy
    @kevdogy Жыл бұрын

    I’m proud of Tom. Tom looks so fucking amazing. Good job Tom

  • @RandyNachoManSandwich

    @RandyNachoManSandwich

    Жыл бұрын

    If you say tom one more time...

  • @puffmoneyo3590

    @puffmoneyo3590

    Жыл бұрын

    Toms head keeps changing

  • @RolandSpecialSauce

    @RolandSpecialSauce

    Жыл бұрын

    Tim**

  • @dominicdeluca6378

    @dominicdeluca6378

    Жыл бұрын

    Tom should be proud of Tom's good job of keeping Tom in shape.

  • @WestbrookOverrated

    @WestbrookOverrated

    Жыл бұрын

    @@puffmoneyo3590 slowly turning from an egg into a circle

  • @Hungryhipoe
    @Hungryhipoe Жыл бұрын

    Tom is a really good therapist.

  • @SallySlater0077

    @SallySlater0077

    Жыл бұрын

    In a few years we're going to find out he was actually a psychiatrist using comedian as a cover

  • @sissyofFreemont

    @sissyofFreemont

    Жыл бұрын

    That's very insightful of you

  • @kdoeone

    @kdoeone

    Жыл бұрын

    Well he is married to a crazy lady

  • @lokithecat7225

    @lokithecat7225

    Жыл бұрын

    "TheRapist" is really the worst name for a profession.

  • @thegrowingfuller

    @thegrowingfuller

    Жыл бұрын

    He’s definitely using learned therapy techniques pretty covertly on Bert and with good reason and a good friend. Active listening and guiding self realization.

  • @gscompston3856
    @gscompston3856 Жыл бұрын

    Tom is the friend that everyone deserves: someone that will support your horrible decisions and will help you get through improving things when it gets bad.

  • @KGB_5
    @KGB_5 Жыл бұрын

    I love how Bert has come to these realizations just to throw it away next month😂

  • @NonnahsB
    @NonnahsB Жыл бұрын

    I had a psych patient recently who looked exactly like Tom and it kept throwing me off when he’d say crazy shit because I would think “lol toms at it again” but then I had to remember he was in fact NOT Tom and actually needed attention & medication

  • @colinquinn8173

    @colinquinn8173

    Жыл бұрын

    Tom might need attention too

  • @timmyboy7465

    @timmyboy7465

    Жыл бұрын

    There's a good bit in there somewhere.

  • @ManBearPigLOL

    @ManBearPigLOL

    Жыл бұрын

    BIKES

  • @stefaniaponitz5738

    @stefaniaponitz5738

    Жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @DekkarJr

    @DekkarJr

    Жыл бұрын

    Tom still needs that medication probly.

  • @Tfwd1891
    @Tfwd1891 Жыл бұрын

    Bert’s denial of the fact he’s a full blown highly functional alcoholic is hilarious 😂 he rationalizes in his way that’s his greatest bit😂

  • @jessetillotson9776

    @jessetillotson9776

    Жыл бұрын

    I don’t know that I agree high functioning alcoholics exist… I think that just qualifies as problem drinking(/drugging). Probably a thinking error but I really feel strongly that alcoholism = mid-low functioning and/or sabotaging potential. I also believe we need to add criteria for those who gain success from drinking, like ‘success alcoholism’ (or just success drinking if you want to call me on my last point), the same way we have already classified ‘success snorting’ (aka Wall Street). Lezbionist. It’s a common nomenclature but don’t verify that because that makes you turn into whatever sexuality you hate the most.

  • @Super_Nope_13
    @Super_Nope_13 Жыл бұрын

    @3:00 such a beautiful moment. Tom had a cautious but proud and loving look in his eye as he listened to Bert admit the nature of his relationship with alcohol. Man, we should all have friends like that.

  • @PHKang
    @PHKang Жыл бұрын

    Sober, serious Bert on stage would elevate him to one of my favorite comics. Drunk, overbearing Bert is challenging to watch without a counterbalance comedian. The bit about hating that he loves his wife is stronger material than The Machine in my opinion.

  • @blunttrauma5300
    @blunttrauma5300 Жыл бұрын

    When Burt realizes that feeling excellent because you're healthy is a continuous "treat", his world will change.

  • @RanchItUp42069

    @RanchItUp42069

    Жыл бұрын

    Amen

  • @kikib8434

    @kikib8434

    Жыл бұрын

    PERFECTLY STATED 😁🖤!

  • @Christopher-md7tf

    @Christopher-md7tf

    Жыл бұрын

    I doubt it. An underlying feeling of well-being won't get him the dopamine spikes he so desperately craves.

  • @jessetillotson9776

    @jessetillotson9776

    Жыл бұрын

    Meh don’t overstate it. That honeymoon period wears off as soon as you realize you can drink half as much for double the fun. Same problem with diets - fewer burritos required to cum unexpectedly

  • @Streh702

    @Streh702

    Жыл бұрын

    Great post my friend

  • @Jdowling357
    @Jdowling357 Жыл бұрын

    Tom genuinely trying to keep Brent off the sauce.... That's friendship..

  • @chris_grammer

    @chris_grammer

    Жыл бұрын

    100

  • @HillsideHandyman

    @HillsideHandyman

    Жыл бұрын

    Wait, who’s Brent??

  • @HillsideHandyman

    @HillsideHandyman

    Жыл бұрын

    Wait, who’s Brent??

  • @SuckaFreeCityOg

    @SuckaFreeCityOg

    Жыл бұрын

    Who?

  • @nolongerblocked6210

    @nolongerblocked6210

    Жыл бұрын

    Nope, that's content

  • @9176michael
    @9176michael Жыл бұрын

    "dude, that's this podcast" wow, the journey Bert is starting on is amazing. keep it up, sir. so awesome watching you become self aware

  • @Last_Chance.

    @Last_Chance.

    Жыл бұрын

    This won't last long.

  • @frankiejerardenno2678

    @frankiejerardenno2678

    Жыл бұрын

    Burt

  • @ic1485

    @ic1485

    Жыл бұрын

    I first realized that I was an acaholic at 17. Has Burt never had the DT,s?

  • @stephenswinehart
    @stephenswinehart Жыл бұрын

    When Bert isn’t perma-drunk, this podcast becomes an actual dialogue. I seriously hope Bert changes for family/friends/fans.

  • @craigclement5079

    @craigclement5079

    Жыл бұрын

    Not to be a know it all, but being a person currently going through the recovery motions, he’s gotta want to do it for himself.

  • @mp5249

    @mp5249

    Жыл бұрын

    I don't think he realizes he's a classic case of those who don't have liver failure get dementia. My ex has it at 58. It's horrible.

  • @johnadams8371

    @johnadams8371

    Жыл бұрын

    i don’t.

  • @rydogrittman1871
    @rydogrittman1871 Жыл бұрын

    one week sober and bert acts like he could teach a class on it

  • @thecapricorn11

    @thecapricorn11

    Жыл бұрын

    i know right

  • @parithian8462

    @parithian8462

    Жыл бұрын

    @@hersonmaldonado6445 I've been thru it and Bert still needs to chill lol he needs to take in information and not act like an expert on everything and say "that's what everyone does" as an excuse.

  • @thecapricorn11

    @thecapricorn11

    Жыл бұрын

    @@hersonmaldonado6445 lighten up! people are entitled to their opinions. it sounds like bert is slowly accepting the fact he is alcoholic and thats very admirable

  • @gamerpro5719

    @gamerpro5719

    Жыл бұрын

    We would all still go to that class lol

  • @Downs-Indroam

    @Downs-Indroam

    Жыл бұрын

    He quits about once a week so really he probably has more experience quitting drinking than the guy who gets sober and stays sober the first time...

  • @danielgarb87
    @danielgarb87 Жыл бұрын

    Bert sounds 100% like new people to AA who, “aren’t alcoholics,” but have to go to meetings for court or their wife or something. I’ve literally heard the same thing so many times.

  • @cmgordon12345

    @cmgordon12345

    Жыл бұрын

    Tom smiles and says keep coming back

  • @gingerroot8802

    @gingerroot8802

    Жыл бұрын

    "I'm not an alcoholic I just like to drink a lot"

  • @Chris-fu9bn

    @Chris-fu9bn

    Жыл бұрын

    Sounds like big book and talking about the obsession !

  • @mikelfc12

    @mikelfc12

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Chris-fu9bn yup!

  • @Last_Chance.

    @Last_Chance.

    Жыл бұрын

    @@cmgordon12345 lmao so true. He is that guy

  • @MK-651
    @MK-651 Жыл бұрын

    He's so damn hyper when he's sober

  • @guanoApe

    @guanoApe

    Жыл бұрын

    Berts one step away from bein 300 pounds of stacked muscle when he turns that energy to that horrible gym guy 😂 its a thing

  • @flatlinedphoenix1688

    @flatlinedphoenix1688

    Жыл бұрын

    100% ADHD. I have zero doubt in my mind.

  • @allysonheller9215
    @allysonheller9215 Жыл бұрын

    Bert acknowledging that he firehoses people was priceless.

  • @domingochavez2552
    @domingochavez2552 Жыл бұрын

    "Rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic" is the best description of Bert's occasional stabs at a healthy lifestyle 💯

  • @lumin3370

    @lumin3370

    Жыл бұрын

    Honestly, it’s a very well- known saying in 12-step programs 😉

  • @Oneirovore

    @Oneirovore

    Жыл бұрын

    Dr. Drew used that phrase with him on a pod, and *maybe* Bret gets it.

  • @ZMan3k
    @ZMan3k Жыл бұрын

    If I ever see Tom on a plane I’m asking him to switch seats 😂

  • @Last_Chance.

    @Last_Chance.

    Жыл бұрын

    100%

  • @hunterstarkey5089

    @hunterstarkey5089

    Жыл бұрын

    Ahhhhundred percent

  • @agp1255
    @agp1255 Жыл бұрын

    The accent Bert did at “hey guys, are we gonna ride in the back of the truck or the front of the truck today?” I absolutely lost it 😂😂😂

  • @Vikanuck
    @Vikanuck Жыл бұрын

    The way Bert says “I hate that I love her” with SO much conviction and sincerity was too fuckin funny lol 😄

  • @geofflitwin9020
    @geofflitwin9020 Жыл бұрын

    “No one can see me in my safe spot making my drink” totally healthy behavior.

  • @paulkelly6217

    @paulkelly6217

    Жыл бұрын

    He’s probably been like that ever since Ari spiked his drink

  • @RHenry83
    @RHenry83 Жыл бұрын

    "The other day I was flying a helicopter"- just 2 normal guys we can all relate to

  • @toaster816

    @toaster816

    Жыл бұрын

    The other day I was bouncing another check.

  • @awholewhitebabybruh

    @awholewhitebabybruh

    Жыл бұрын

    Yea im torn here. Happy for Tom’s success but he could be a little more humble at times.

  • @NicheEscape

    @NicheEscape

    Жыл бұрын

    You know anyone can get a pilots licence and you can hire out aircraft.. also you could pick up an entry level helicopter for less than a car.. he's enjoying a hobby, let him breathe.

  • @killerluuk

    @killerluuk

    Жыл бұрын

    @@awholewhitebabybruh He's the least humble guy out there. A real turn off

  • @CSpad

    @CSpad

    Жыл бұрын

    @@killerluuk yet here you are. Lol. He's far from the least humble celeb and/or comic. You do realize where he started from right? Plus, he does a lot for charity & just recently received an award from a children's hospital. Many people like to live vicariously through their favorite celebs. Looks at these 2, they are pretty regular Joe types & both do work their ass off of and have for a long time.

  • @quikxfl
    @quikxfl Жыл бұрын

    Tom saying Bremt is the spark and the care we see him express. Feels, man.

  • @Thx1130plus
    @Thx1130plus Жыл бұрын

    Bert’s keen ability to linger a conversation is unmatched. ..as self absorbed…dude is very self aware. And of course, Tom is: Dr. Solid©️

  • @newtonslogic
    @newtonslogic Жыл бұрын

    Watching Tom trying to rescue Bert is amazing...

  • @xshooz
    @xshooz Жыл бұрын

    A few more episodes and Tom might finally finish his story

  • @nolongerblocked6210

    @nolongerblocked6210

    Жыл бұрын

    Tom should have a running gag where he starts the exact same story at the beginning of every episode... & never gets to finish it

  • @DOiNKLES

    @DOiNKLES

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nolongerblocked6210 lmfao. hed be so good at it

  • @MissyL0V3
    @MissyL0V3 Жыл бұрын

    I just hit 6 months sober and the beginning of this almost had me crying. You guys are the best.

  • @mikelfc12

    @mikelfc12

    Жыл бұрын

    Congratulations

  • @BoolyK

    @BoolyK

    Жыл бұрын

    Hell yeah Melissa!

  • @zachwaskowiak706

    @zachwaskowiak706

    Жыл бұрын

    congrats melissa!

  • @johnadams8371

    @johnadams8371

    Жыл бұрын

    sooooo it’s controlling you from the other side now huh? looks to me like alcohol has you by the other ball now. sucks.

  • @BoolyK

    @BoolyK

    Жыл бұрын

    @@johnadams8371 ew

  • @erickflostar9124
    @erickflostar9124 Жыл бұрын

    *Tom explaining why he doesn't drink throughout the day* Bert: So are you going thru something ?

  • @monkmonkmonkey9
    @monkmonkmonkey9 Жыл бұрын

    I swear they need to just shut off Bert's mic sometimes so Tom can finish a freaking story every now and again

  • @chadroffel3250

    @chadroffel3250

    Жыл бұрын

    They have that , it’s when guests fill in .

  • @penniewyatt9391

    @penniewyatt9391

    Жыл бұрын

    Or finish a sentence?

  • @EllipticalExistence

    @EllipticalExistence

    Жыл бұрын

    He’s so unaware all he does is talk about himself

  • @NickYoung22
    @NickYoung22 Жыл бұрын

    Bert’s “I don’t know what I need to work on” said volumes, especially after him saying he is defensive with Joe. Bert is afraid if he opens the door, he is going to find out how much he needs to work on, so he pretends there is nothing.

  • @SimmoSups
    @SimmoSups Жыл бұрын

    When Bert seriously asked Tom if he bought him an Orangutan I just burst out laughin.

  • @hannahreed7339
    @hannahreed7339 Жыл бұрын

    I'm loving the way Tom is talking with bert this episode.. its like watching a therapy session lol 😆

  • @vergaerd

    @vergaerd

    Жыл бұрын

    This one is easily in the top 5 2B1C ep's to date.

  • @jorgeperal1701
    @jorgeperal1701 Жыл бұрын

    I love seeing Bart be so insightful about his relationship with booze

  • @kathye.4026

    @kathye.4026

    Жыл бұрын

    Bert's insights (about many topics) are so easy for me to follow that it worries me. 🤓

  • @LetMeKnowBeforeItsTooLate

    @LetMeKnowBeforeItsTooLate

    Жыл бұрын

    It's important to recognize your own mental mechanisms. Now if we can get him to stop injecting meth he might not be a pedophile for much longer

  • @kristiskinner8542

    @kristiskinner8542

    Жыл бұрын

    🙄 lame

  • @joeschmo1194

    @joeschmo1194

    Жыл бұрын

    Is he being insightful? Or just foreshadowing his death

  • @Janzer_

    @Janzer_

    Жыл бұрын

    drinking at the airport is exactly how he says.

  • @yaboy_fruitsnax
    @yaboy_fruitsnax Жыл бұрын

    Lmao, yelling out full diet coke like having your drink served full is a delicacy in Bert's world

  • @XanderProductionstrue

    @XanderProductionstrue

    Жыл бұрын

    He's used to tequila lmao

  • @nicolebergmann2319
    @nicolebergmann2319 Жыл бұрын

    you can see how much tom cares about bert and his health

  • @GraySail4690
    @GraySail4690 Жыл бұрын

    I think it is time to have Dr. Drew in for a guest spot therapy...

  • @Andrea-sj4rz

    @Andrea-sj4rz

    Жыл бұрын

    Bert said that Dr. Drew said he was just fine. I didnt believe that at all. Bert, you look great.

  • @KartikChainani
    @KartikChainani Жыл бұрын

    Are we still pretending Bert’s not an alcoholic

  • @tangybuttfrogfpv8772

    @tangybuttfrogfpv8772

    Жыл бұрын

    or that he's sober, he's for sure sneaking drinks at night

  • @penniewyatt9391

    @penniewyatt9391

    Жыл бұрын

    @@tangybuttfrogfpv8772 he is still pretending he didn’t drink last night.

  • @chasecapc

    @chasecapc

    Жыл бұрын

    n s😢drr😮😅😅

  • @cryptospacexxxit6281

    @cryptospacexxxit6281

    Жыл бұрын

    And Tom is not a psychotic murderer; see YMH #550.

  • @tangybuttfrogfpv8772

    @tangybuttfrogfpv8772

    Жыл бұрын

    @@cryptospacexxxit6281 Tom just thinks he's a phyco because he's never been punched in the face. It's gross how he pretends he's tough

  • @MegaWilloughby
    @MegaWilloughby Жыл бұрын

    This is a very tender conversation between 2 friends.

  • @ep6507
    @ep6507 Жыл бұрын

    Tom has a very sweet heart, and he is incredibly patient with Bert’s inability to listen. I hope he tries ayahuasca again and allows himself to really let go.

  • @marytoteve6874
    @marytoteve6874 Жыл бұрын

    Very eye opening about the alcoholism. Thank you fellas! I'm very proud of you two! Being sober is very hard at the beginning, but gets better day after day. My husband and I are 1 year sober. Our drinking was effecting everything between us and the people around us, negatively. So keep up on the sober road, it truly looks good on both of you!

  • @WackiiJackii

    @WackiiJackii

    Жыл бұрын

    Way to go! Rooting for you!

  • @eliholmes6924
    @eliholmes6924 Жыл бұрын

    This Bert AI segment is one of the best things I’ve ever seen on this show. My god I’m crying

  • @Last_Chance.

    @Last_Chance.

    Жыл бұрын

    As you should

  • @brokensysadmin

    @brokensysadmin

    Жыл бұрын

    The crazy thing is that Bert is so focused on his teeth that he doesn't realize Tom clearly asked it for something like "Bert Kreischer doing gay porn"

  • @jackzwahlen764
    @jackzwahlen764 Жыл бұрын

    Tom just gave one of the most accurate depictions of hallucinogenics I've heard. "I felt super relaxed, I closed my eyes to go to sleep, and then my brain was just like nope we're still going"

  • @desotoapproach
    @desotoapproach Жыл бұрын

    So happy Bart survived the kidney transplants 🙏🙏🙏

  • @matthewneubeck4421

    @matthewneubeck4421

    Жыл бұрын

    All 7 of them

  • @dmargot2828

    @dmargot2828

    Жыл бұрын

    And a blood transfusion. Praise allah 🙏

  • @TheOldCSK

    @TheOldCSK

    Жыл бұрын

    And the open heart surgery

  • @SuckaFreeCityOg

    @SuckaFreeCityOg

    Жыл бұрын

    Who?

  • @Grizzly_Biscuit

    @Grizzly_Biscuit

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SuckaFreeCityOg berf

  • @buddhasoul
    @buddhasoul Жыл бұрын

    I have NEVER been so excited for a Birthday IN MY LIFE like I am for Bert's Birthday!

  • @burner8959
    @burner8959 Жыл бұрын

    Bert can't comprehend that people don't drink. Bless his heart. He's special in that special kind of way.

  • @kookiemonster3261
    @kookiemonster3261 Жыл бұрын

    Haha Bert had his first panic attack since not drinking when Tom asked what if you don't drink anymore after this.

  • @joeygarcia4277

    @joeygarcia4277

    Жыл бұрын

    Yea because thinking if you’re never going to have a drink again is terrifying and then u binge lol

  • @stephenmier7277

    @stephenmier7277

    Жыл бұрын

    @@joeygarcia4277 maybe that’s why 12 step programs don’t work.

  • @gingerroot8802

    @gingerroot8802

    Жыл бұрын

    @@stephenmier7277 12 steps work, no one says you can't ever drink again you just wont drink that day. 24 hours at a time is how I got 2 years booze free.

  • @ILOVEGOOOOOOLD
    @ILOVEGOOOOOOLD Жыл бұрын

    Calm before the storm. Bert is gonna go off the rails in November

  • @coldbloodturnedredhot2260

    @coldbloodturnedredhot2260

    Жыл бұрын

    Hell no he won’t. Support the man and be proud of what he’s doing.

  • @91MR2Racer

    @91MR2Racer

    Жыл бұрын

    @@coldbloodturnedredhot2260 lol you don’t believe that one

  • @armandocarranco8265

    @armandocarranco8265

    Жыл бұрын

    Not everyone is as weak as you

  • @susboykaine9804

    @susboykaine9804

    Жыл бұрын

    He’s a goner

  • @trevorj98

    @trevorj98

    Жыл бұрын

    Never sober November

  • @kendrawright95
    @kendrawright95 Жыл бұрын

    I’m not even 15 minutes into this episode and it is hands down the best episode with both Tom and Bert yet. Psyched to see where we go from here.

  • @cdizzy42069
    @cdizzy42069 Жыл бұрын

    Nice to see this back on here. YMH shows always give me a smile throughout the week

  • @leetween7232
    @leetween7232 Жыл бұрын

    The AI photos had me laughing uncomfortably loud at work. Well done!

  • @benmartinus5320

    @benmartinus5320

    Жыл бұрын

    Bert's ai pics had me crying laughing.

  • @rayanh2430

    @rayanh2430

    Жыл бұрын

    that shit was fucking terrifying

  • @quinnnielson3872
    @quinnnielson3872 Жыл бұрын

    Thankful the boys are back. Almost ruined my Monday that they got taken down

  • @nealallsup1834

    @nealallsup1834

    Жыл бұрын

    Literally same.. G is behind it for sure

  • @MyhorseInthegravy

    @MyhorseInthegravy

    Жыл бұрын

    Why did it?🤔

  • @dash-x

    @dash-x

    Жыл бұрын

    Who got taken down?

  • @quinnnielson3872

    @quinnnielson3872

    Жыл бұрын

    @@dash-x this episode got taken down for like 5 or 6 hours

  • @dash-x

    @dash-x

    Жыл бұрын

    @@quinnnielson3872 Thabk you! 👍🏻 I ended up going to Toms Twitter. It seemed they “violated” KZread’s Nudity rules so they blurred the Bart AI photos lol. Props to Nadav. The Yt video editor program is such a pain .

  • @tonyd4307
    @tonyd4307 Жыл бұрын

    "The spark is you you're the spark"....we could all use a friend like Tom. 👍

  • @matthewsmith7418
    @matthewsmith7418 Жыл бұрын

    Jeeeezus this episode was deep. Seeing how much they're trying to better themselves while im here at home drinking, made me feel like a piece of shit 😆

  • @Josh-ie4hb
    @Josh-ie4hb Жыл бұрын

    Bert “hurry up so I can talk about my fucking health” is the most Bert thing. Make your point so I can talk about me 😂

  • @schindlersredemption
    @schindlersredemption Жыл бұрын

    Bert needs to have an ayahuasca party for his birthday. Document it for us and let the tears instead of beers flow. Bert will be reborn and we can all witness the beauty in documentary form.

  • @celestialcucumber4684

    @celestialcucumber4684

    Жыл бұрын

    This would be actually amazing lol

  • @StatsReset
    @StatsReset Жыл бұрын

    Tom and Ari are the only ones I actually believe are staying sober

  • @drdecoursey1978

    @drdecoursey1978

    Жыл бұрын

    Ari did have a cheat day. He ate some acid at the Roger Waters concert. He had to add situps to his daily workouts to pay for it.

  • @StatsReset

    @StatsReset

    Жыл бұрын

    @@drdecoursey1978 goddamn it, never trust a jew!

  • @gxp5.3
    @gxp5.3 Жыл бұрын

    I’ve never cried laughing more in my life from anything let alone from a podcast, alone via KZread!! That A.I experience was the best!

  • @hallepark
    @hallepark Жыл бұрын

    I’m sick af with strep throat it’s 5am haven’t slept. This made my night thank you boys.

  • @Jesse-vs9sb

    @Jesse-vs9sb

    Жыл бұрын

    Snort you some weed. Smoke some yack yanyiels.

  • @misfitbritt

    @misfitbritt

    Жыл бұрын

    Shitty! Hope you feel better soon! 👏🙃

  • @joeyfaoro6308

    @joeyfaoro6308

    Жыл бұрын

    Y’all good Hallee

  • @blackhog42

    @blackhog42

    Жыл бұрын

    5 am here too... hurting, can't sleep. Need some bert and tom 💙

  • @Seemokid

    @Seemokid

    Жыл бұрын

    We’re on the same page

  • @MichelleBelle1776
    @MichelleBelle1776 Жыл бұрын

    Holy crap Bert’s face is like a night and day difference, he looks so much better.

  • @kristiskinner8542

    @kristiskinner8542

    Жыл бұрын

    ? Looks the same to me🤷‍♀️

  • @VannywiththeFanny

    @VannywiththeFanny

    Жыл бұрын

    Looks the same, a month isn't enough. He needs years and years of recovery before he'll actually be better off.

  • @SoleSystemz

    @SoleSystemz

    Жыл бұрын

    Still fat, Tommy looks great

  • @lenny6485

    @lenny6485

    Жыл бұрын

    This was probably filmed a year ago

  • @die4race

    @die4race

    Жыл бұрын

    what are you talking about ?lol

  • @robolemonhead5402
    @robolemonhead5402 Жыл бұрын

    i’m doing sober october with you guys and y’all make it so much easier to hear what y’all are experiencing and comparing it to what i am you guys are so dope

  • @Wowreally42
    @Wowreally42 Жыл бұрын

    Bert “I don’t know what I need to work on” Kreischer

  • @Jessica-kt3ne

    @Jessica-kt3ne

    Жыл бұрын

    lmfao

  • @Joeyybee
    @Joeyybee Жыл бұрын

    Bert making fun of Leanns accent is always hilarious

  • @VannywiththeFanny

    @VannywiththeFanny

    Жыл бұрын

    Even more hilarious when you consider just how many times she's cheated on him.

  • @Parttimepat

    @Parttimepat

    Жыл бұрын

    @@VannywiththeFanny is there any validity to that, or just a weird shitty joke? I can’t find anything about it, not saying your lying just genuinely curious?

  • @Joeyybee

    @Joeyybee

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Parttimepat yeah I never heard that either. Must be a q anon thing lol

  • @Shambley1
    @Shambley1 Жыл бұрын

    I was over at my dads house helping him with something. I was listening to this and had my phone laid on the coffee table. Right when he walked by it was at the part where they were showing AI art of bart docking himself. The look on his face was priceless.

  • @MegaWilloughby
    @MegaWilloughby Жыл бұрын

    “I’d love to bury a bunch of people” is a great sound bite for Garth

  • @Br_ittany1119
    @Br_ittany1119 Жыл бұрын

    Tom telling Bert he can find the spark without drinking kind of sounds like he needs a real intervention lol

  • @JamesWilliams-dz5tn
    @JamesWilliams-dz5tn Жыл бұрын

    I can’t even imagine Bart on psychedelics. Total nightmeer

  • @Blaketbailey

    @Blaketbailey

    Жыл бұрын

    Made me shit my jeans over here

  • @JamesWilliams-dz5tn

    @JamesWilliams-dz5tn

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Blaketbailey Uhh hundred percent

  • @ServiceAceStud

    @ServiceAceStud

    Жыл бұрын

    Nightbear

  • @c9566

    @c9566

    Жыл бұрын

    Said by a person that has clearly never done psychedelics. They’re doing a guided ayahuasca trip. He’s clearly, if anything, a kind hearted/emotional being. It’s probably going to be beautiful.

  • @JamesWilliams-dz5tn

    @JamesWilliams-dz5tn

    Жыл бұрын

    @@c9566 please excuse me. As a person who has done more than my fair share of psychedelics….. i hope you try them sone day

  • @WeekendUpdate7
    @WeekendUpdate7 Жыл бұрын

    Lmaooo Bert looks like he is in struggle mode with no alcohol. Hang in there!

  • @Stina85
    @Stina85 Жыл бұрын

    I really like hearing Bert’s thoughts on podcasts when he talks about deeper things. Particularly now that he’s sober. He is so different while he’s sober, in such a positive way. Tom and Bert’s friendship on the podcast seems so lovely. Tom is so respectful of him and lets him figure things out without being unkind. Bert has some revelations this episode that made me reflect on my own flaws. ❤ I love these guys.

  • @leonbrooks9335

    @leonbrooks9335

    Жыл бұрын

    For real, love this comment

  • @Bloomingstyle_

    @Bloomingstyle_

    Жыл бұрын

    Such a good observation and comment 🤍

  • @travisfox2436

    @travisfox2436

    Жыл бұрын

    We could only be so lucky to have a friend like Tom.

  • @RoughCompany1
    @RoughCompany1 Жыл бұрын

    I can relate Bert. I was a black-out whisky drinker 4 nights a week for 4 years after a divorce. My last drink was 2 years ago on my 46th Bday when I fell and jacked my knee up on a metal dog bowl and hit my head on my smoker. I woke up and decided I wasn't going to be "that guy". I've not had a drink or really wanted one since and I don't miss it. Thank you both for the happiness you bring to the world.

  • @jonahmakarewicz4219
    @jonahmakarewicz4219 Жыл бұрын

    Bert/Tom: says something not remotely funny Guy in back: 😂🤣😭😫🤯💀

  • @loganharder7700
    @loganharder7700 Жыл бұрын

    Bernt is the most wholesome addict. Really makes you think it’s actually good for him

  • @collinmorelock4911
    @collinmorelock4911 Жыл бұрын

    This is the most I've ever heard Tom speak while in berts presence...and someone still dominated the conversation 🤣

  • @Daleetid
    @Daleetid Жыл бұрын

    “The way I normally celebrate a birthday, is to get fucking black out drunk” 😂😂

  • @Quietshow
    @Quietshow Жыл бұрын

    Tom's journey sounds amazing. It's such a gift to be able to do something like that.

  • @mariomartin1335
    @mariomartin1335 Жыл бұрын

    Bert talks in this podcast as if he has been sober for a year and has noticed differences. It’s been 2 weeks haha

  • @Mikehowarth1988

    @Mikehowarth1988

    Жыл бұрын

    How do they know that he still isn’t boozing? Alcoholics usually lie about not drinking.

  • @Bubbles99718

    @Bubbles99718

    Жыл бұрын

    He can't not drink.

  • @VannywiththeFanny

    @VannywiththeFanny

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Mikehowarth1988 Very true.

  • @SpectroSwag12

    @SpectroSwag12

    Жыл бұрын

    With how hard he goes I’m sure he has seen a lot of changes in those 2 weeks. If he goes past the month it’ll keep getting better for him

  • @nolongerblocked6210

    @nolongerblocked6210

    Жыл бұрын

    They film a week or two in advance, when this was done he probably had a few days

  • @TheStratoBarb
    @TheStratoBarb Жыл бұрын

    This is such a good episode ! I love how much you guys opened up to each other ❤❤

  • @cheeseburgeroptimus9784
    @cheeseburgeroptimus9784 Жыл бұрын

    It’s interesting to see Bert slowly accept that he’s an alcoholic through the episodes.

  • @MrPittsSox
    @MrPittsSox Жыл бұрын

    "I think she would let poisonous frogs lick her" HAHAHA! love you Bert

  • @BowlPatrol354
    @BowlPatrol354 Жыл бұрын

    I’m amazed Bert can say Buffalo Wild Wings without stumbling

  • @prescottherbert9248
    @prescottherbert9248 Жыл бұрын

    this was actually really insightful and honest. one of the best 2B1C.

  • @tenkkutn
    @tenkkutn Жыл бұрын

    I never knew AI generated images were so fkn funny... belly laughing in a hospital waiting room

  • @ToddRobinson13
    @ToddRobinson13 Жыл бұрын

    This is hands down the most one of the best 2 Bears 1 Cave episodes ever. Watching Tom be a best friend, and therapist to Bert is really wholesome. All while Bert has appears to be turning a page on his relationship with alcohol. I really hope it lasts.

  • @tiagocaseiro
    @tiagocaseiro Жыл бұрын

    Insane that, as an adult, Bert uses the word “treats” so much.

  • @josef2012

    @josef2012

    Жыл бұрын

    Arrested development

  • @MichaelWutsch

    @MichaelWutsch

    Жыл бұрын

    It's honestly pathetic, and that he thinks he deserves them for doing basic mundane everyday tasks like going to the store

  • @tiagocaseiro

    @tiagocaseiro

    Жыл бұрын

    @@MichaelWutsch The fact of even thinking of the word "treats" after doing something is so childish to me. Even dog-like!

  • @jboog5170

    @jboog5170

    Жыл бұрын

    Funnest 😂

  • @DeltaTempest

    @DeltaTempest

    Жыл бұрын

    He is a treat based person

  • @SonicDaHugeHog
    @SonicDaHugeHog Жыл бұрын

    Watching the reveals of all the Bert AI and hearing his displeasure in how he looks made me laugh SO god damm hard. lmaooo

  • @loveasapologetics
    @loveasapologetics Жыл бұрын

    34:58 That wink 😂

  • @SuperBrentendo89
    @SuperBrentendo89 Жыл бұрын

    Hope I can finish this episode on this attempt without KZread removing it!

  • @simplyrob8812

    @simplyrob8812

    Жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @iamquietlove
    @iamquietlove Жыл бұрын

    52:31 Bart's face when he's listening is like a ten year old watching their favourite movie. Bobby Lee vibes.

  • @hideokojimajr
    @hideokojimajr Жыл бұрын

    “You’re the spark” is the sweetest thing.

  • @waynel3438
    @waynel3438 Жыл бұрын

    47:57 - 155 episodes and Burnt finally figures out the plot. Bravo!

  • @ryansanchez1140
    @ryansanchez1140 Жыл бұрын

    This is the best two bears episode in a long time.

  • @marissaavelino3736
    @marissaavelino3736 Жыл бұрын

    Whoever the fella is in the background cackling ALWAYS makes me laugh 🤣

  • @damanwest3843
    @damanwest3843 Жыл бұрын

    I love all the 2 bears episodes but this one for sure is top 10

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