This is the BEST EPISODE since March 29, 2021!! Something is just working.

@broyouracake

Жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s the least Bert has ever talked!

@chetjump5744

Жыл бұрын

Right?! I love Carrot Top’s new haircut!

@hoy2966

Жыл бұрын

Hello Fancy

@slimdaniels3322

Жыл бұрын

Andrew is a special guy. He does a really good job on whiskey ginger and when ever he is a guest. Big fan of bad friends too! Very funny

@jacksonkeogh3320

Жыл бұрын

Shut up George

This is the most Tom's spoken on an episode in a while

@sumboy6183

Жыл бұрын

santino looks like the love child of Tom segura and carrot top

@seanwilks7712

Жыл бұрын

This comment is on EVERY SINGLE episode that has a guest host…be better.

@Abbieabma

Жыл бұрын

@@seanwilks7712 is you're life this bad that you get annoyed about a comment 🤣

@commaJim

Жыл бұрын

Good one! Very original!

@whatwhat9599

Жыл бұрын

@@seanwilks7712 except they say it when Tom is there. This is obviously satire and it went right over your head

Santino hitting his Mark Normand impression less than a minute in got me knowing this is going to be a banger

@KazuYuuu

Жыл бұрын

...comedy!

@boagski

Жыл бұрын

He burned Whitney and Norman in the same joke! Santino is always hilarious

@trillfpv

Жыл бұрын

Hey Hey

@raimipaz1976

Жыл бұрын

@@boagskip

@fr0zdify

Жыл бұрын

yea man. starting a podcast while talking to someone without a mic for the first 3minutes is such a good thing for a podcast.

I love that Bjort’s point of reference for childhood financial stress is “that one summer when dad almost couldn’t pay for tennis camp”

@father3dollarbill

Жыл бұрын

Bjort.. nice

@father3dollarbill

Жыл бұрын

Barkf Caraishar

@danielvera9890

Жыл бұрын

@@father3dollarbill right that was creative lol

@father3dollarbill

Жыл бұрын

@@danielvera9890 I love making new ones up. Bérk Krishna deserves it.

@BobV97

Жыл бұрын

Bjort is my favorite Icelandic comedian

Saw Santino at the Improv last week. I said “heyyyy Tito Andrew” in a southeast Asian accent and his head whipped around so fast. He definitely identifies closely with the Tito title.

@Betty-Boop809

Жыл бұрын

I think he loves it.

@Gayactormichaeldouglas6969

Жыл бұрын

The best !!

@patar3323

Жыл бұрын

Andrew santito

@myearshurtnoone1367

Жыл бұрын

Andrew is the best host and guest in the pod game IMO

@Deceivedplayer35

Жыл бұрын

@dick trickle I

Bart "$250,000 in vodka? Done." Also Bart " write a $50,000 check to a children's hospital? Need to call my business manager"

@OctobersOblivion

Жыл бұрын

And he demands an award for it lol

@Gamingfinger29

Жыл бұрын

@@mkflesher4251 it’s resellers bruh

@whiteraven171

Жыл бұрын

@@mkflesher4251 definitely resellers

@andy2069

Жыл бұрын

I like how when whiney is honest she has bank he still won't admit he's loaded. 16 million is a crazy low estimate for Bert too

@randylogan4339

Жыл бұрын

@@andy2069 his current estimated net worth is 5 millions. Has a business with employees, has a wife and kids. That's not rich rich

Andrew is such a good podcaster/guest i love every episode i see him on

@MaddDrEw

Жыл бұрын

100%

@asherweck

Жыл бұрын

He’s a cool dude.

I love that Santino mentioned Will Sasso’s “Tremanaaaaah” bit. One of my favorite Dudesy jokes.

@ChipOffTheBrock

Жыл бұрын

I've been scrolling comments looking for other Dudesy fans 🤣

@sadboi7537

Жыл бұрын

I got pissed blamed by Rachel Crustacean and Principal Squeen brother!

@TheCrazyCanuck420

Жыл бұрын

Free Will bro

@bensb8

Жыл бұрын

Yeah dude, yeah brother

@stevesullivan3503

Жыл бұрын

@@sadboi7537 I love shit blamin!

Bert complaining about having to be Bert... full circle moment

@DislikedTulip

Жыл бұрын

No better awareness than self awareness

Have barely started the episode and I’ALREADY know santino is going to go over Brett’s head 209 times

@banterwithbawden5444

Жыл бұрын

Mad, his head is huge

@DaveSwart

Жыл бұрын

22:52 sweat to god I was listening to this part when I read your comment 😂

@dano8335

Жыл бұрын

@@DaveSwart ??? Where

@glennwhite3417

Жыл бұрын

Bold of you to think it won't easily be in the 300's

@dale1070

Жыл бұрын

@@DaveSwart how is that going over his head?

Love hearing Bert's dentist story two episode in a row

Absolutely hilarious Bert has an equal vendetta with St. Jude's and Titos Vodka for not acknowledging him.

@petehakkinen3020

Жыл бұрын

That he can't do charity without getting credit is so funny. "They don't want to associate with this hot mess? Fuck those children!"

@korryjones7371

Жыл бұрын

That’s because he is a narcissist.

Santino looks like an optimistic soccer coach from Derry

@jjg2243

Жыл бұрын

Can imagine shouting from the sideline in a Derry accent

@Mikeyc2k6

Жыл бұрын

I feel like he'd be slightly jaded by the whole situation too

@garryharkin575

Жыл бұрын

LOL

@askmemum

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@oaklandharry

Жыл бұрын

ahahahaha

Brett claims he would never start his own alcohol brand, last episode him and Tim talked about doing exactly that

@samstone7441

Жыл бұрын

He talked on an episode recently saying he likes contradicting himself and finds it funny, I actually think it shows a very insecure and stupid thinking process.

@TuckerErInHer

Жыл бұрын

Ole crystaler, always going back on his word...

@jessicabecause3717

Жыл бұрын

He drank since then.

@d3ad2r1ghts

Жыл бұрын

these episodes could have been logged before

@robdubent

Жыл бұрын

@@jessicabecause3717 lol haha good one Jessica

The fact burnt just called a Negroni a “penugu” just confirms he has never looked at a cocktail menu in his life

@dr.doppeldecker3832

Жыл бұрын

He probably is drinking vodka thinking it's tequila

@edxlee

Жыл бұрын

to be fair he seems like the type of guy that drinks anything with alcohol in it without caring what it is

Love how Bert doesn't mention his extravagant birthday gifts to Tom when Santino asks about spending large amounts of money 😆 $17,000 jet ski, $100,000 race car 💸💸💸

@genemalinowski

Жыл бұрын

Not about him enough.

@malkinmalone

Жыл бұрын

That race car pisses me off more than anything. There is not a snowball’s chance in hell Tom will haul that car to a race track and drive that car 5 different times. Maybe once or twice just so he can tell Blurt he used it.

@bigbysnow6306

Жыл бұрын

He literally forgets that he spends that money

Nothing screams healthy relationship like Bret saying I’m gunna drink you under the table. To his daughter 😂

@dale1070

Жыл бұрын

I don't think he realizes how much he embarrasses them. Don't think he'd care even if he did though

@TimArndtnumber2

Жыл бұрын

Like challenging a snail to a race….. why is it fun to see your own CHILD/blood puking and uncomfortable?

@CCitis

Жыл бұрын

Now he’s bringing them on podcasts and taking them on tour. He’s out of his mind… good luck to them… their dad is an alcoholic… I hope they steer clear of the booze, drugs and only fans

@LukeH930

Жыл бұрын

@@CCitis Dude, fvck off with this mean spirited bs. Bert works hella hard, and gives his family a great life. Check out his IG pics from their trip to Italy. If you were a real fan of comedy you'd understand most of Bert's public persona and stories are exaggerated 😒

@MisterWealth

Жыл бұрын

@@dale1070 Whitney will even joke about him using kids for attention on himself.

Good thing Santino can talk quickly

Santino blasting Whitney at the start was awesome

The “how can you afford this stuff” comment was about Brendan. Hahahaha

@meds714

Жыл бұрын

One huuuundred percent lol

literally everything in bert's life revolves around alcohol, but he is definitely not an alcoholic

@samstone7441

Жыл бұрын

So what if he is? He's an adult and it wont affect your life at all.

@daved4463

Жыл бұрын

Yeah....it gets old

@BorisBidjanSaberi11

Жыл бұрын

@@samstone7441 found the alcoholic

@gavinwicklander6520

Жыл бұрын

You probably cry a lot

@darkylinky288

Жыл бұрын

He's a functional alcoholic, makes more money than probably anyone in the comments.

Santino: "Who is Huberman's Lab?" Bert: "He's this scientist workout guy." Fair description actually.

@briangalloway3684

Жыл бұрын

hahaha

@cornelionsqween8028

Жыл бұрын

TREMANA!

Bert is hands down the best at asking a question and then changing the subject before the guest has a chance to answer ... top notch stuff

It sucks listening to this in the morning because Bert always convinces me I need a drink.

Bret makes me feel so good about myself

@BPH55

Жыл бұрын

He’s a nightmere

@slimdaniels3322

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@chadjazeera9960

Жыл бұрын

100%. He also helps me see positive attributes in other people that I never would have recognized.

@TheSpencerHaines

Жыл бұрын

He makes me feel like shit. How can someone so low in the common sense department, with such bad habits be so successful.

@dageki_gg

Жыл бұрын

@@TheSpencerHaines luck

Bert looks like an extra from the movie “4 brothers”

@VIK_1903

Жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@feezible

Жыл бұрын

Sooo good

@dano8335

Жыл бұрын

Ur about as funny as santino

@dale1070

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@watevatube

Жыл бұрын

Or the 3rd brother in "step brothers" 😆

"I have a SUPER slow heart rate" - states pretty normal heart rate

@Z-pizzle23

Жыл бұрын

That was slow to me lol can't get mine below 80 most of the time

Santino with the Tremanaaaaa 😂😂 will sasso has driven that in to my head as well 😂😂

Bert having 100 posters of himself on his set doesn't suprise me at all 😂

@MichaelWutsch

Жыл бұрын

Narcissism at its fattest

@samstone7441

Жыл бұрын

I thought exactly the same thing when he moved into that studio.

@kstepk5003

Жыл бұрын

Biggest ego

Can’t wait to hear Bert talk for 2 hours.

@banterwithbawden5444

Жыл бұрын

Time to push through and hope Tom has one next week

@dano8335

Жыл бұрын

Copy pasta joke… nice

@apatternedhorizon

Жыл бұрын

You mean time to skip it.

@dano8335

Жыл бұрын

@@apatternedhorizon your picture confirms your bitterness lmfao. Imagine coming to two bears for Tom though, damn shawtie

@dale1070

Жыл бұрын

After watching this I'm starting to think Tom is just being lazy and letting Bert carry 2bears

Mr. Santino, you've always helped the community. My family thanks you for the issues you solved regarding the parks and Rec Center. Thank you so much for treating Bert like a normal. Your A Legend

Tito Andrew is such a fun guest.

Dude santino is on fire…

@dale1070

Жыл бұрын

That's just his hair ya jerk

@cypresswoods5220

Жыл бұрын

RED ROCKET 🚀

@SuperTink

Жыл бұрын

flamin’ hot Cheeto

@aidanpreston8756

Жыл бұрын

I think that's just his hair

@mikew2893

Жыл бұрын

He saved the episode, Whitney's presence almost ruined it.

Santino for 2 bears and santino for bad friends… HAPPY MONDAY!

@Betty-Boop809

Жыл бұрын

Great day.

@ChipOffTheBrock

Жыл бұрын

Santino for Dudesy. "TREMANAAAA!"

@grahamwalden2867

Жыл бұрын

As long as it's him and tommy

Getting through this one for my bad friend, Santino! 🖤

@penniewyatt9391

Жыл бұрын

I would support Santino if you can tell me when Whitney shuts her obnoxious voice up.

Two daddy santino appearances on one Monday let’s goooo

Man…imagine if this were Andrew and Tom. Would’ve been incredible!

@Betty-Boop809

Жыл бұрын

SO Good!

@mauriciotunnermann9361

Жыл бұрын

Check out the 3 bears one cave episode . Tom, Andrew and Bobby Lee. Andrew has had Tom an his podcast and vice versa a few times too.

@Mordecai9052

Жыл бұрын

Theyve done episodes together, check the archive theres at least two.

@Betty-Boop809

Жыл бұрын

@@mauriciotunnermann9361 that was such a good swap, both were so funny.

@terrancetrama7164

Жыл бұрын

Tom and Santino did a TOMtalks together

Bert being surprised no one wants to go to lunch with him when he shows up drunk to everything

@Cyxz666

Жыл бұрын

but everyone falls in love with Bert faster 🙄🙄

Brent is actually really funny when he actually lets someone else play with him

Love how Bert describes a textbook alcoholic every time he talks about his drinking

We need a Shane vs Bert drinking contest. My money is on Shane.

@JoshJr98

Жыл бұрын

With Beer shane wins but bert drinks liquor like water

@ayndeewhygee3656

Жыл бұрын

@@JoshJr98 ya it’s really no contest for each person depending on the alcohol

@mrs.h2725

Жыл бұрын

Bad idea. Assisted unaliving yourself is illegal in a lot of states.

@dale1070

Жыл бұрын

Depends on if it's beer or liquor

@dponce1990

Жыл бұрын

I wonder which one gets more racist after drinking

what's amazing is, whitney isn't even mic'd

@penniewyatt9391

Жыл бұрын

🐔🙉🐔😵‍💫🤐

I love Santino - he blends right in so smoothly with Tim & Brett - BUT THIS IS NOT 2BEARS1CAVE!!! THIS is 'Bertcast' with Santino as a guest. --- Totally different vibe.

@zeroa69

Жыл бұрын

@@AP-be6td Naw the booth boys are a huge part of the ymh dynamic at this point. The show for sure would have defiently been different with them in it.

@8thlvlMage

Жыл бұрын

@@zeroa69 Yeah Nadav's cackle every 5 seconds really adds to the show. 🙄 Also 2 Bears has always been Bertcast with Tom as a guest. It's Bert skirting around (or fully embracing) his alcoholism while Tom makes funny surprised faces at the camera. That's the show. Some weeks it's funny, some weeks it's borderline tragic.

@MaddDrEw

Жыл бұрын

@@8thlvlMage there was a shift after 2 bears live happened. And I just couldn't listen to brak go on and on and on about absolute nonsense.. it's the "funnest" 🙄🙄🙄🙄

I love that Bort tries so hard to find ways not to say some names when they could just bleep them lol

Andrews impression of mark was on point

This is a 2 bears episode just as much as Bart only weighing 240 pounds.

@cowtown5363

Жыл бұрын

Yea I’m tapping out after 5 minutes, hopefully Tom is back next week

Bert is obviously a good comedian but I feel like literally every other comedian can do a spot on impersonation of him at any given moment. Obviously Tom's is the best.

I love the look on Bert's face when santino said he plays volleyball....great

Whitney leaves at 5:17.. You’re welcome

@mrs.h2725

Жыл бұрын

🥳🎉🎊🍾🪅

@TheNuprin711

Жыл бұрын

Ha!

@hotstankygarbage788

Жыл бұрын

Not even joking, thank you.

@jendangelo8225

Жыл бұрын

You, sir, are a king among men.

@penniewyatt9391

Жыл бұрын

Well done, was looking for this nugget.

I've built like 2,000 fences in my life and I didn't even remember having that job until 44:12

I love how Santino flipped it and interviewed Bert 😂

@slipphilton6141

Жыл бұрын

Cuz that’s all that Bert really wants. If you ask Bert about Bert he’ll talk till he’s blue in the face

Bert's stories remind me of when a 15 year old is trying to prove how cool they are.

@primalentity9824

Жыл бұрын

I think you mean -When a *cool 15 year old is trying to prove how cool they are. Lol

@vvoof2601

Жыл бұрын

@@primalentity9824 No they were right.

No Tom or YMH Studio. This is just Bertcast. And it’s definitely not 2 Bears without the booth boys.

@colinmunro3266

Жыл бұрын

Exactly

@jellojoe00

Жыл бұрын

Theyve been phoning it in for months.

@josef2012

Жыл бұрын

Yes+Yes!

That tour has been rough on Bert physically

"Crossing two boarders is A LOT.....two tennis racquets on their feet" 🤣😂. I'm Mexican and I can't stop laughing.

Bert doesn't want to drink or promote Tito's anymore; meanwhile there's three bottles of Tito's behind Andrew for the whole show. 😂

It’s insane how many times his name is seen in ONE SHOT of the podcast

Just heard Bert mention something's burning, please whichever booth boy sees this tell Bert to put the back catalog up. I tell people about it all the time

@father3dollarbill

Жыл бұрын

They talked about it few eps ago. Barf said he would get the show going again and put up the old eps

@kjcorder

Жыл бұрын

He has to get permission from ATC i think

@nickschnider9191

Жыл бұрын

Yes, he has the rights to the show and he did a super bowl ep. With his sister's. I understand it will take a while to get the show going again but ATC isn't using the old episodes...

@sadboi7537

Жыл бұрын

Talk about a show that’s been memory hole’d. It’s like they wiped the Internet clean of those episodes. Very strange…

Bert’s Perfectly manicured fingernails crack me up for some reason

Always love a 2 bad Friends 1 Cave

Santino hilarious bad friends for life

Bert said he never tells anyone what he's drinking but isn't that all he does lolol

@dale1070

Жыл бұрын

Last episode he was going off about that casa dragones tequila or whatever the fk it's called 🤣🤣🤣

@jon33.3

Жыл бұрын

@@dale1070 my point exactly like dude u ONLY talk about what u drink

@dale1070

Жыл бұрын

@@jon33.3 sometimes I think he's drank himself full on R word but then he brings up how his dad talks to him and I realize he's just always been full on R word🤣🤣🤣

I've seen Bert talk about being hit with the bat a dozen times. This is the first time it included the batter hitting him on purpose to disrupt Bert making a play.

@Christopher-md7tf

Жыл бұрын

He's playing a game of telephone with himself lol

Tim, Brent, santino, and Bobby lee are what get me through my commutes every week. Great episode:)

As a person who is married to a fence contractor I can tell you my husband brings it home and is just as stressed more than you think. Winter is coming so work slows down so you have to worry about jobs. In the summer and spring there are so much work you have to make customers wait weeks and they get pissed and you chance losing a job. Customers and neighborhood associations are a whole different level you wouldn’t expect. On top of that his body is so completely wore down and broke he literally has all discs bad in his back , 2 bad knees and torn rotator cuff that is bad. He is now 55 and has no other skills so there is that. He stresses all the time about money especially in the winter because we have a large family . We have 2 younger kids still at home, a special needs daughter who is almost 30 but will always live at home and be taken care of and a adult son who doesn’t live with us. My husband is so stressed and hurts all the time so he does nothing but complain and lay on the couch at home. So yeah just a little correction it’s not that easy for a fence contractor. Lol

Why do I have to hear Whitney's voice this early in the morning 😢😥

@antm7506

Жыл бұрын

She’s so annoying.

Santino kills on all podcasts, hope to see him live one day

Fence Builder here!!!! FYI, I do stay up at night, and think about my jobs. Bert, you are coming to town San Luis Obispo, Ca (Paso Robles) we will be in attendance, Feel free to come early and Dig some holes and set some posts with us!

Yes, need more Santino

I guess Whitney’s the cave

@tremlord

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@mrs.h2725

Жыл бұрын

Funnier than anything she’s ever said 😂

@RetrospectWindow

Жыл бұрын

@@mrs.h2725 Nah I saw her live doing the act she just released in the jokes special. I think she’s funny, and so do Bert and Cheeto. I love when all the comics interact, but this one’s just annoying because it’s an intermittent off-screen, un-mic’d voice throwing off the usual 2Bears flow

‘Back when 250,000 dollars hurt…’ Well shit Brent, it still hurts me! Lol…

Santino explaining the Dudesy/Will Sasso TREMANA!! Bit to Bart just made my Monday 😂

As a painter, my work does come home with me 😂

I guess I only have myself to blame for hearing about Bart's teeth sitch for the 4th or 5th time. Do better,Me,do better.

@jenniferdennis6465

Жыл бұрын

🤣

I built fences for a summer job in high school and I died laughing watching you guys talk about it. I actually would drive home from work and catch myself observing peoples fences from the road😂😂

Love that santino rags on Whitney

Won’t lie, loved the roasting of Whitney’s special title. “Jokes” felt so underwhelming to me.

The way Bert talks almost makes you think he’s still a college kid until you realize he’s a fully developed adult male with 2 kids and a wife

@oksoheresthething

Жыл бұрын

I think the “fully developed” part might be subjective…

@josef2012

Жыл бұрын

It ain't pretty.

@-Bert-

Жыл бұрын

@@oksoheresthething well technically he’d stop developing at 25, I never said he didn’t ruin it with his alcohol intake lmao

My favorite podcaster returns to my favorite podcast......GLORIOUS!!

Really enjoyed this episode

When I first started watching santino a few years ago I wasn't sure that he was going to make it but now I can't wait for whiskey Ginger and bad friends every week

@ZenoSama_

Жыл бұрын

Wasn’t sure he was going to make what? He was already successful a few years ago.. stop projecting.

@JoshJr98

Жыл бұрын

I didn't like him at first but he won me over

@Betty-Boop809

Жыл бұрын

He’s one of my top favorite comics & podcasters.

@jemiiam

Жыл бұрын

@@ZenoSama_ projecting what? When I seen santino on Punk'd I didn't think he was going to have a real comedy career, when I seen him do open mics at the comedy cellar I didn't think he was going to be doing tours closing shows....if u don't know wtf ur talking about then don't make comments like u do....santino has only blown up over the past 2-3 yrs before that he was only known in the LA area and Chicago but he wasn't talked about like he is now

@penniewyatt9391

Жыл бұрын

@Joe Kickass you said what you said. 😬😂

Wait, "gin is gin" but Titos is somehow different from every other vodka? How many did Kreischer have before the episode started?

@imjustapancake3188

Жыл бұрын

12

This was a treat thanks guys

27:20 Something’s Burning is back? Sweet 🔥

41:30 thanks Bert for setting Alexa owner's alarms for them 😆

Incredible, Whitney doesn't even need to be in frame to ruin a podcast

@ChrissiPuk

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@sritaw

Жыл бұрын

Exactly. I'm two seconds from turning it off.

@treypyle4565

Жыл бұрын

Yea I was really looking forward to Santino and Bert when I saw the thumbnail. Its a shame.

@rspigner8705

Жыл бұрын

Her voice is so grating on my ears...

@migggs3343

Жыл бұрын

1 hundreeeeeed percent !

The camera quality is astounding.

@diggysoze2897

Жыл бұрын

It’s spelled Camaro

When Bert said “ I think mezcal is sweeter”😂😳, oh Bart… lol

It’s nice that after all these episodes and guest bears, they finally had a guest cave.

@theblackdust

Жыл бұрын

They've done multiple episodes in bert's cave my guy

@andrewcyphers9378

Жыл бұрын

@@theblackdust didn't get the joke buddy

@theblackdust

Жыл бұрын

Sure dude

Love me some Cheeto Santino!

“I don’t tell people what I drink anymore” with the bottle in frame😂

This episode put me in a good mood

I’ll give him credit. Bert is the 3 best host of this show.

Bert looks like he could play an old drunk sea captain with that beanie. I like it

Double dose of Andrew to start the week.

@Betty-Boop809

Жыл бұрын

Makes for a great Monday

@DeltaTempest

Жыл бұрын

@@Betty-Boop809 the Cheeto burrito is filling

I love how Tito Santino gets to a point where he starts interviewing Bert.

Bert doesnt think he has "fuck you" money but dumps a quarter mill on Vodka

Seeing Santino on 2 bears got me excited UNTIL I heard Whitney’s voice.

@Betty-Boop809

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Ha, same, but it’s only for a few minutes.

@sweatyskinfolds1385

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Whitney is a good comic.

@finchisneat

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@@sweatyskinfolds1385 She's smart and interesting, but I really wasn't impressed with her newest special... It had its moments but a lot it seemed like you either had to be there for the group laughing experience, and/or partially maybe wasn't my style of comedy.

@phonechecked

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Jokes was like her putting out a special of exactly every negative thing everyone comments online about her content.

"Pull up: Ron pulls a gun on Bert". LOL!

Win!!!! Great show. Santino and Bert have the greatest energy.