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@Midnight-fg3rl

15 күн бұрын

How is this three days ago

First story: yeah that crazy old man was probably just looking for a excuse to steal your stuff.

@kawliga9890

15 күн бұрын

Could also be early signs of Altzheimers or Dementia

You have to lock your doors now. Family members of mine would leave them unlocked all day until they had a falling out with a distant family member and his entitled ways, scared he would show up when he felt like it as he had in the past they started locking the doors. I told my family in recent years they need to lock them as soon as they get in the house and fit CCTV after I read about pretend refuges just walking into random houses off the street like they owned the place. Yes this does happen as I've read on twitter. The only deterrent that works is a dog.

*Story 1:* Wow! Talk about crazy! I don't get why this bloke felt he could just *waltz* into someone's flat without their permission and just look through their stuff. It's too bad OP didn't call the police and have him arrested for home intrusion.

10:38 He just called the kid an "it." 😂

story 3: .. yeah... Id never give the Yankee Candle Store my card info either 🤣🤣🤣

Oooh, panic attacks during work are the absolute worst, especially when it's a customer causing it. I'm glad there was a nice lady there for OP 😊 Please be nice to those in customer service ❤❤❤

Wait, who tf doesnt lock their doors??

@QuickManEXE

15 күн бұрын

You'd be surprised.

@jaqquesnelle6305

12 күн бұрын

We don't lock our doors while home during the day, in my town. But ya when I lived in Toronto I did lock the doors all the time!

@therealDuolingo

8 күн бұрын

I leave them open so many new friends

Man I couldn't just leave my door unlocked...

The attitude on the parents and siblings(not the sister obviously she moved out) Is probably how they ended up without a home

Story 3: huh yeah I wonder why we're paranoid. Caller could've handled it waaay better, but tbh, can't blame him for being understandably paranoid. We all still get scam calls.

Story 1: If OP doesn’t want to fumble with a key, they could get a keypad combination style lock. Story 2: I’ve been in these situations, and when I’m accused of trying to parent someone else’s child, I reply with “Well SOMEONE has to, because obviously you won’t do it!” Worth the write up/warning.

Idgaf,,, but nobody has my keys not even family except my sons

Story 1, you don’t keep your door locked at all times ? That seems crazy to me

Story 1: dementia does present differently.. and the early stages is just memory problems and not physical... ..so yeah . If he thinks Liz lives there and some stranger is there instead; he would be angry/confused ....

If the guy from the first story broke into my house I would go full Kevin macalister (I know I spelt it wrong)

Would’ve called the police first thing when the guy came back! Because idk who he was so yeah no. Also OP could’ve given his friends keys to each other’s houses

Okay, first story, old guy was definitely in the wrong, but dude! You call the police, it's not rocket science

Well I love in California and alot of people I met say if someone breaks in they will have to fight for thier life and try to break out

Poor OP!

FAMS gots to GO

"I sure love exercising the castle defense clause" - most average American.

It is wild at 10:35

I work in a call center and have had the "you should see my info" line. Like yeah, but I need you to say it. Like if someone else called in and pulled that and we gave info, you would be pissed. Or "I want it documented I'm POA" you need to send proof so we can get you verified and know you are legit.

Ooh a new am i the jerk video

I have to say i would be terrified if someone that i didnt know just came waltzing into my house. I definitely wouldn't say "oh yay" if someone broke into my house and I had to unalive them, but I do think it's important for me to have firearms in my house since I am a woman living by myself. I may get flamed for this, but i live in the midwest and its normal to own firearms here, so sue me.

Story 1: god this infuriates me with how entitled boomers are just entering people’s houses! 😠😠

Did you know stores can't legally store the cvv number on your card to their system, that's why you always have to type it in when you purchase something online.

@meowatbabiesthecat

15 күн бұрын

I never have to type it when I make a purchase on google... is that illegal because google has a store? 😂

Story 1 could be a bailiff, door unlocked yep they can just walk in, door locked they need permission. legally you have no/few rights. Keep your doors locked

0:01 0:05 0:10 0:15 0:20

The woman from story 2 with that kind of socially triggered panic attacks is not fit for any job the deals with costumers.

:32: that's a pain??

9:07

Subnautica:0

I'm I the only one who thinks keys aren't a big deal? Locks aren't that big of a hassle. OP could just get a code lock too. No keys then. Security. Still pretty easy.

@eric98292

15 күн бұрын

Came here to say exactly this. You can give your friends their own codes too.

@Silver-fox441

15 күн бұрын

Electric?

OK OK for the owner of am i the jerk HOW MANY JOBS DID YOU GET HUH

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In in that 30 minute gang (copy this if u are too) (change to 1 hour or sum if you need to)

l hate is word today l meessd up

For the final story, the wife is a complete pushover. She should've said something was amiss the moment the brothers rummaged through their belongings.

@yourface7179

14 күн бұрын

I'd get really mad and yell at them to stay out of our room if his mom doesn't like it fight me and if the husband gets mad at me then divorce

I know I say this every time he says it but I really wish the narrator would stop saying stupid kids. I got a response one time when I made a comment saying that I was right. It’s not that the kids stupid. Kids only know what her talked so if anyone’s the stupid one it’s the parent not the child.

No one is gonna know how i got 70 likes😈

@user-oz9zm5do4o

15 күн бұрын

Bro you got 5

@puppetmasterey

15 күн бұрын

​@@user-oz9zm5do4ofunny you mean 16?

@Lunarflyer

15 күн бұрын

Now you have 16 lol

@Benicio-hb3fj

15 күн бұрын

Now you got 21 lol

@user-jw5en2kp7g

15 күн бұрын

@@Benicio-hb3fj 🐪

Damn im early

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@Meowstic_1

15 күн бұрын

Nah

@Codm22712

15 күн бұрын

Sorry but your second

To the lady that had the panic attack at the second hand store. I'm in customer service myself. And you have to have very thick skin. You can't be hyperventilating and having a panic attack because of customer being lightly rude. I'm not excusing the behavior of the customer or that child. They are wrong. But having thin skin at a job that is notoriously known for Karens.... you just kind of have to learn thick skin. Behaving like this as an adult on both sides it's just really bizarre

@MarsJenkar

15 күн бұрын

There are a couple major caveats here, and I think they may be relevant to the situation. Caveat 1: The OP's skin was pre-thinned from household abuse, and sometimes "just grow a thicker skin" doesn't work when faced with a repeat of the traumatic situation. I suspect this is a case of PTSD, which isn't quickly or easily dealt with. Caveat 2: Sometimes you don't have a lot of good choices for what jobs are available to you. The jobs that would be most appropriate for OP may not be hiring, or may be tightly competitive, while retail/customer service almost always is hiring (at least in the US it is). So you end up with people who need a job, but can't find work well-suited for them, so they end up having to settle for a retail or customer service job that they're just not well-suited for.

@Justin-A-Carter

15 күн бұрын

@@MarsJenkar well I understand her problems. But this doesn't make for good business practice. you walk in and see some woman having a fit. And another woman being a grumpy bitch. It both sucks here. And yes I understand that jobs can be pretty thin but at this point she needs to get therapy before she goes on the job market. She sort of just told the woman to mind her children or leave. Then walk away and if she becomes a greater problem, security or the police can be called... It's a valuable thing to learn to have thick skin. And I'm sorry about her home issues. But the fact is she has to learn this. It's a life skill