Entitled Father ATTACKS ME cuz I LAUGH DURING A MOVIE & Destroys my Phone - Reddit Podcast
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0:00 An Entitled Father attacks me and my friend, and destroys my phone because we laughed during a terrible horror movie. (u/Valkier_Kato)
7:22 An Entitled Karen goes nuts and blames me for her kid wandering in the street, nearly getting hit by cars in the process. (u/ulfr)
11:28 An Entitled Principal steals a family heirloom, breaks it, and then gets sued for destruction of property. (u/Lucky_Solution7999)
14:32 My best friend told my boyfriend that she has dreams of kissing him, and I am SUPER upset that shew would even tell him that. (u/glamourize)
18:01 My family is already being overdramatic in preparation for the thanksgiving weekend, and I don’t know what to do. (u/LunaNova5726)
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Technically you could have filed a complaint against an unknown person and then the surveillance camera could have looked at you and the man would have been there for sure and besides, depending on how we paid for this card, they would have had further information because I think the man attacked you
@coolcreamthememegod
Жыл бұрын
They also could have gotten the cop in trouble for letting the man go
@dekrus
7 ай бұрын
Honestly, had OP known this asshole would get away with what he did, if i were OP i woulda let Zane smack the shit out of him
@oidexcsquidman7080
6 ай бұрын
@coolcreamthememegod7853 that'd what I was gonna say, was like file an anonymous complaint and then report the police for not doin their job fully
@francescozanzottera3381
6 ай бұрын
Also parking lot camera for the car plate
@FrozenKnight21
6 ай бұрын
Police are allowed to lie to you, especially if they "believe" it will calm you down. If you are still within the statue of limitations, you should demand a copy of the police report. And file a complaint at the station. If the report has his name take him to small claims court for the property damages, and have your friend press charges for the assult. This will likely start and internal investigation. Because of the nature of this incident, there is no way the officers did not get his information. The only way they might get away with that is if they knew him. And even then it would show up in the report. If for some reason they got through all of that and did not get his information then the officers would get in at least some troubble for this when you file your complaint. Something else to note, you could have beat him up, legally. You would likely have not ended up in jail. First he assulted you first, and he stole and damaged your property. Even if he tried to claim it was self defense. You have a theater of witnesses, and you have "fighting words doctrine" which basically states that he approached you in an aggressive manor.
Story 1- bet the cops knew him & gave him a pass. Prob why the guy felt entitled to act like that
@voyagingwithvincent1994
6 ай бұрын
Big time.
@mikes164
6 ай бұрын
He was most definitely a cop himself
@MrOrdosan
6 ай бұрын
he's an old white guy. course he gets free pass.
@m2ik2y05
5 ай бұрын
That's why I said always go above their head they can sweep it under the rug if it is constantly being looked into from higher authority.
@LunaP1
5 ай бұрын
Wouldn't be surprised. There have been cases like this before and many police departments have been lambasted for this.
Story #1 is dereliction of duty you told multiple cops before they let him go you wanted to press charges and they did nothing, you can sue the police department
@eponack
Жыл бұрын
I’m guessing the old man was a cop. He was acting like an entitled cop from the start of the story.
@snwbrdr191
Жыл бұрын
@@eponack I am guessing the 11-13 y/o kid is lying about the whole thing. I bet the kid was being told to be quiet, he is a brat (kind of mentioned it in the beginning), threw his new phone (entitled), then made up a story. If a child has two slap marks on their face even a US Senator would be investigated. Unless this was in a different country than the US. If so, then yea, probably. European, Russian, Asian, African, South American, Mexican, and everyone else (except Canada, maybe?) would've applauded the older man who tried to quiet the obnoxious kids. That was a very one sided story with a lot of holes. There is no way a partial theater crowd, anywhere, especially in small town or large city, would let that guy walk away without trying to be involved. That doesn't exist. How many hours have you spent on a road because people want to "cruise by" the accident. Sounds like a brat trying to get sympathy... I used to be one.
@tanandalynch9441
Жыл бұрын
@@snwbrdr191 some cops straight up don't do shit. And unfortunately in some states a minor can't press charges
@thevalorousdong7675
Жыл бұрын
@@snwbrdr191 Damn, there's a reason you look like you're missing chromosome I guess
@nickimacme
Жыл бұрын
@@eponack EXACTLY what I was thinking!!! Entitled to ‘respect’ without showing any, the police just letting him go, thinking he can assault people in front of witnesses without repercussions!!! Yeah, definitely a cop!! Xx
The guy from the first story should have sued the old guy for assault and police officer for incompetent because that just unacceptable
@davidtherwhanger6795
Жыл бұрын
This is strictly a guess. But I think old guy is related to the cops or the cops boss.
@KC-nx8ol
Жыл бұрын
@@davidtherwhanger6795 I understand what you're saying but it shouldn't matter, the old guy could be mayor and he still should be charged for assault and property damage. To me it seems like the police just didn't want to deal with this headache and just let the old guy go. OP should have held the Police department accountable for incompetence and laziness, guarantee they'd be finding the old guy asap to pull themselves out of the fire then.
@davidtherwhanger6795
Жыл бұрын
@@KC-nx8ol Not if like I think the old guy is related to the boss. Even a low level cop might have enough favors accrued to get the old guy out of this. Their boss could just decide they are. It's the old game of politics. It is everywhere and in everything. And as it hasn't stopped yet why would you think it would now? When some nobody kid threatens to sue? Compared to you or the OP, the government has limitless resources, time, and manpower to devote to stalling you until you run out of resources to fight them. So just threatening to sue, or even suing for that matter, most likely would not have changed this whatsoever.
@KC-nx8ol
Жыл бұрын
@@davidtherwhanger6795 I understand that, but it still shouldn't stop OP from seeking justice. Not doing anything about what the police did is the exact reason why we have so much corruption in the police in the first place. No one wants to be bothered to hold them accountable because of how much of a headache it is and that needs to stop. Is it going to happen overnight? no. WILL OP actually get justice? probably not, but if everyone will take a stand against this kind of incompetence and laziness with the police eventually we can cut the corruption out. A pipe dream i know, but for the sake of our children and children's children we have to do everything we can to try to leave them with a better world when we pass on. (corny i know)
@niks7921
Жыл бұрын
Ya like this is awful how a COP can’t even do his job
Since the officers did not follow proper police procedures you should have called any police pct and they would have told you what pct the theater is in. Then you would have to go to that pct and press a complaint against the officers for not following proper procedures by not cuffing the man right away. Internal affairs would get their names from the call to the movie theater. Get a lawyer and sue the officers for damages to your phone and psychological suffering for letting go of the suspect and lawyer fees.
@MrDoverfield
Ай бұрын
The op is massive doormat
The first story just gives me more reasons not to trust police, I mean you have a clear case of assault and see that this man is clearly a danger to people around him and you let just him go. Talk about braindead cops
@princessmarlena1359
Жыл бұрын
Pigs
@KC-nx8ol
Жыл бұрын
not to mention that whether they wanted to or not, the second the victim tells them they want to press charges. They HAVE to investigate, there's no just letting people go. that's not up to the police anymore. SMH
@cleverusernamenexttime2779
6 ай бұрын
*Battery.
Story 1: Apart from the bad dad here, i'd be throwing as many stones at the cop that just let him go. Story 3: Even more proof that public schools are among the least safest places for children.
The father in the first story is talking like an abusive father that slaps his kids for no reason I'm scared for the wife and daughter
@i-stay-silly
Жыл бұрын
me too, i hope they get away from him
@snwbrdr191
Жыл бұрын
Yea, I highly doubt the reality of that story.
@Caelus32
Жыл бұрын
I would've put my size 11 1/2 steel toe boot through his face and wear him out like a gory slipper
@wolfythereject
7 ай бұрын
@@snwbrdr191i wouldn't... People like that are extremely common
@B_Awesome
5 ай бұрын
Correct me if I am wrong, but the father broke 4 laws. Assault, Battery, Theft, and Mischief.
If #1 incident occurred in 2022, the dad who slapped wouldn’t seen the Daylight.
@spiderace7994
Жыл бұрын
Me personally wouldn't let that level of disrespect happen to me or my friends
@Ice-pe6vi
Жыл бұрын
If he slapped a random person in 2022 they would say "stay strapped or get clapped" and shoot the old dude
@robertmaxwell1016
Жыл бұрын
Probably happened in a liberal shithole thats why nothing came of it
@cunningsmile4166
10 ай бұрын
I'd hurr the guy really really bad
@ThatKrazyLunatic
6 ай бұрын
@@cunningsmile4166hurr duur
The result of that first story is so unacceptable. The cop that let that psycho go shouldn't hold a badge after that incident. And that old man had a lot of nerve. Slap me, and I'll slap you right back.
Story 1: I bet that pissed off dad was a cop.
@BM-wf8jj
Жыл бұрын
Not all of them are aggressive entitled douchebags like that but the ones that are definitely put the rest in danger of being ambushed and murdered by people that are sick of being pushed around and abused with impunity. At the end of the day, all they're going to see is that uniform and badge and take their opportunity for revenge, even if that officer they killed was a kind, decent person that didn't let the position of authority go to their head and took pride in serving their community with professionalism and integrity.
@recycledapathy7411
Жыл бұрын
@@BM-wf8jj The main reason I think he was a cop is that the cops just let him go without at least taking statements. Second possibility is that the cops knew the guy and just let him go.
@operatorphantom1459
6 ай бұрын
I've seen it happen before
love how he tells all these crazy stories full of all kinds of drama and then the background is like the happiest least drama filled games ever.
@midnightsarrow160
6 ай бұрын
Need a break somewhere
I would have sued the police department if I was the guy from the first story. They completely just let a man who assaulted someone and destroyed personal property walk without so much as getting their name out anything.
Story 3: That uncle is such a nice uncle.
So how did they let the guy that assaulted someone and probably committed felony property damage depending on the law where they are. Most people are going to be like its just a phone but phones cost $1000+ even back then.
@N0rlight
Жыл бұрын
Telephones costs a lot in general.
@mal2138
Жыл бұрын
@@N0rlight If I’m being honest here, since the OP was carrying it in his pocket, it was probably a smartphone, which could’ve been around $2000+ . But even if it was a telephone, it would’ve been 1000 bucks at the time.
this channel is basically feeding us with videos that makes us our entire faith in humanity
The first story literally makes my blood boil like frickin’ CRAZY!!! 🤬
I’d say “WE SHOULD BE LAUGHING AT YOUR FACE!” Then proceed to send him to god.
@Thcranberr1es
Жыл бұрын
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@Billy_plays2017
Жыл бұрын
@@Thcranberr1es I will also send you to god >:)
@i-am-a-lie...
Жыл бұрын
To hell you mean
The first story made me mad. Also the theater maybe could have helped if the reserved the tickets online.
The second that the old guy hit the friend, I would have already had him laying on the floor with the wind knocked out of his lungs, along with the same arm he used to hit the friend to be bent backwards at the elbow. Then I would have proceeded to say "Was that the scare you were looking for when you came to see the movie?"
Always defend yourself age isn't an excuse
@MrDoverfield
28 күн бұрын
The OP is just doormat
Story 2 : If i was in that situation I'd just mention calling child services and see what they would think about the incident and who is at fault if she didn't leave me alone. I've done it once before and the Karen quickly shut her mouth and went about her business with her daughter.
In story #1, honestly, I would've just let zane beat the guy's ass. Hell I would've jumped in myself because people like that need to get knocked down a peg and the legal system isn't going to do it so you gotta take it into your own hands
Before I let the first story finish you should have let your friend get up and kick that old man's butt, he assaulted him and he had the right to defend himself. I would call the police department and press charges against him and I would file a complaint with the police department on those officers for letting a man go that assaulted you, if that didn't work I would have called the newspapers or the news stations and reported what happened that would embarrass the police department. It also would have got the old man put in jail. That pisses me off at the police department did really pisses me off.
@MrDoverfield
28 күн бұрын
The OP went out of their way to handicap their Friend instead of helping.
My guess on what happened with the whistle, the principal was legitimately concerned about the possible disruption, took it back with the intention of giving it back, then accidentally broke it. He tried to cover it up by pretending that the kid was lying.
@MarsJenkar
11 ай бұрын
Yeah, that was my guess too. I remember that in the story, the principal groaned when he was basically forced to hand over the whistle. I think he'd broken it already, and knew that he was in trouble.
Why *was* the whistle destroyed when the evil principal gave it back to the 3rd OP? Was he like, "Now that I 'confiscated' that brat's whistle, I think I'll blow into it. What the?! It doesn't work?! Stupid piece of garbage!" and then throws the whistle down and stomps on it repeatedly? WTAH?!?!
The Kirby Air ride footage pleases me and brings back so many nostalgic memories
The first story is lucky he didn’t run into my friends and I when we were younger. I am not proud of this but when I was younger guys like him would have left in an ambulance if he pulled that garbage with me.
That cop should get fired and that man should be arrested for assult and destroying the phone. Unacceptable!
That principal would find me waiting outside his house when he left 😎
Wow! Theater dude would probably murder me. I’ve always found horror movies to be hilarious! My mom did, too. I was 5 when I first watched The Exorcist. It was still pretty new and the “scariest movie ever made.” My mom knew what I could handle. So, so sat down and watched it with me, in case I got scared or if I had any questions. I didn’t have any questions and I certainly didn’t get scared. I couldn’t understand how it wasn’t a comedy. It was the funniest movie I’d ever seen. I laughed so hard I had tears running down legs and a stitch in my side. My dad walked into the room to see how the viewing was going. My mom told him, “We’re in trouble. Apparently she inherited my sense of humor.” Dad just said, “Well, crap.” Right on queue I busted a gut again. I love horror movies and in my old age I’ve learned to love Asian Gore and torture porn. It’s all good. Except for The Human Centipede. That crap wasn’t even funny. Just nasty.
The first story I would bet ANYTHING the guy was on the PD that’s why they let him go cleanly.
@eponack
Жыл бұрын
My first thought was he was acting like a bully cop. And when the cops let him go, I felt certain he was a cop.
First story: oh,the audacity of the police. You're right,OP. They should've arrest him.
in that first story that cop basically just let a person on a crime scene walk away which is very suspicious
First story boils down to officer incompetence, they're REQUIRED to ID those they remove from public spaces for disturbing the peace, much less actually comitting assault and property damager
Wow I can't believe that father would do that
You see, your mistake was not sending him to the hospital. The hospital would definitely have gotten their info.
I'm willing to bet you that guy from the 1st story is a cop or a retired cop because there's no way In hell that a cop worth their salt would have liked someone go with that many eye witnesses
Sounds like the first guy was a cop....and they didn't want to arrest one of their own.
The entitlement in these stories always just astound me like this guy broke their phone AND committed assault on their friend
6:46 there's also the fact that he yelled towards towards the officers that were with the man they were wanting to press charges for property damage and assault so the officers could have easily lost their jobs if the o.p. had simply made the state aware they let someone leave without getting the nessiarry info knowing that the other party wanted to press charges.
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Something similar happened when a friend and I went to see a movie. My friend has a habit of talking loudly, so he was talking to me about the movie while watching it thinking he was being quiet. I enjoyed the movie, when much to my surprise at the end of of the moviethis big guy steps in front of my friend, and one of his friends blocks the doorway with me outside. It could have been much worse, but thankfully all the big guy did was shove my friends bag into his face, which still made him angry (he has ADHD, so he can't help it). He did report it to the staff, but nothing further happened and we never saw the guy again.
5:56 when the chill officer is on command
The story about the friend who was dreaming about kissing Op's boyfriend was weird. What kind of weirdo tells someone else's boyfriend that they keep having dreams about kissing them? Then telling Op that they find him very unattractive. Makes absolutely no sense. She obviously finds him attractive. The weirdo's boyfriend should have told her that he doesn't want her to be telling Op's boyfriend personal info about her problems. And Op never said, A- How she found out that she told him and B- how her boyfriend reacted to this crazy person. I'd personally like to know both.
Story 1 - I would've told him to go sit down before his wife and daughter watch him get his ass kicked. And upon the first slap he would be done. You however should absolutely press charges on him and the incompetent cop. Story 2 - definitely a bad parent. I'd just tell her, "YOUR kid is not My problem. I don't care what happens to it. That's on you. Maybe YOU should be paying attention instead of letting it wander around a busy parking lot staring at a stupid phone." Story 3 - crap principal. Make other parents and superiors aware of his BS.
I'm going to say this is a work of pure fiction.
Oh jeez that father is messed up
@mateuszmiszczyszyncr7045
Жыл бұрын
Yeah
This man makes me calm
in the first story no one destroys a birthday gift or a gift in general
@alex_legend3244
Жыл бұрын
It doesn't matter if its a gift yiu shouldn't break anything that isn't yours
@gamingranger9847
Жыл бұрын
i forgot about that
Me being a child with a phone can be oblivious especially when I play Pokémon go but you always look up if you’re where cars are
Story 2: they should’ve said when the kid walked into traffic again “maybe it’s you he’s trying to get away from!”
That’s just messed up on the cops and the old man 😡 my blood is boiling right now
Story 1: if someone did that to me they would end up in a hospital
All that over a punk ass movie ticket smh. Honestly if that was me and a friend of mine at that age, that guy would've got jumped. It's one thing to get upset with someone and let them know that they're being obnoxious and disruptive and it's another to feel like you have the right to then put your hands on them and destroy their property over it. OP should've honestly just let their friend hit the guy back since it was self-defense and they had plenty of witnesses that saw the initial harassment and assault. It's one thing to let verbal disrespect slide but you should never let someone else put their hands on you without responding in kind unless you're dangerously outnumbered or outmatched, which at that point you're basically in your legal rights to use deadly force 🔫 if they won't let you leave and you fear that they're going to kill you or cause you great bodily harm.
First story shocked me a couple of times xD
If that was me in the theater I would have knocked him out if he assaulted me I would not hold back
That first story I would've started throwing hands
Oh HELL no…I would first gotten witness statements from everyone in that theatre. Then I would have gone to the police station and filed a report about the negligent cops and to press charges anyway to look at security footage and find SOMETHING. And if they didn’t? I’d go to the news stations and share the entire story. NO WAY would I let that bastard get away with that!
The fist story is literally main character complex
I would also have sued the principal for assaulting my child because if the whistle was hanging around their neck and they never took it off then the principal had to have grabbed it by force which is assault even if it's something the child should not have. If it were something they shouldn't have the principal should ask for it and if the kid refuses call the parents first and go from there. The kid has no obligation to give anything to the principal just because the principal thought it may be a distraction. He should instead ask about the whistle and when he learns that it's sentimental and doesn't even work he should then leave the kid be.
What.. they let him go ? Wow incompetent cops
*Story 2:* OMG! Why was this parent not watching her child? He could've easily gotten hit by an oblivious driver himself and she wouldn't have noticed or possibly done anything. It shouldn't matter what car OP was driving, a Smart, a Tesla, a Prius. At least OP was careful.
Pro tip for all of you if your phone gets smashed by a karen. The IPhones have a feature where if you press the side button 3 times it contacts the police and gives them the gps location
@lakesideminers1339
11 ай бұрын
disabled by defual tho
Hahahaha in your commentary for the second story, I 100% thought you were about to say "now I personally don't care if kids get hit by cars" 😳
6:52 is the type of person to get their friends killed or harmed I swear
Did the guy from the first story bring his daughter to a rated R movie?
Holy crap if someone slapped my friend like that I’d fly up out of the seat to hit them. I have issues with being wrongfully accused of stuff, and I’m terrible with confrontation, but they put their hands on me or my friend they’re getting educated by these hands!😂
“After what this man did to me and my friend” **MEANWHILE KIRBY IN THE BG**
Same thing as the first story happened to me and my friends i hope the guys kids have the same situation lets see how he feels
Irony should have been in Story 1: break the old guy's legs and make him replace the phone.
although there were invisible walls i like to think kirby was just playing a dangerous game
Obviously, "The Karen" expects everyone else to raise their children.
Story 1: I think that’s a panic attack
Honestly am I the jerk makes my day with these stories after a long day he is my favorite
Story #3 - I think the school would have heard about this because I am willing to bet that the parents file a complaint against the principal thought the OP knowing.
First story I still watch out for my grown daughter in parking lots
I came out to my brother in law (my sister was there too) about inappropriate dreams I’d had involving him. I admitted he was handsome but that’s all it was a few dreams. We all had a laugh and every so often they both tease me about it
A principal once took my watch not knowing my uncle was a hells angel. Needless to say he got a visit from several angry bikers who folded his suit for him with him still in it. I got my watch back that day and this principal changed jobs to a math teacher at a continuation high school
Story 1. Willing to bet the asshole that assaulted them was a cop as well. I can't imagine that a guy with that level of stupidity and so many witnesses, just gets lost in the shuffle.
Old guy at the movies was probably a cop or buddies with the cops
Just think how cool it would be to have a uncle that’s a blacksmith
*I remember when me & my girlfriend went to see Endgame, the theatre was packed & whilst it was a good movie, EVERYTIME Captain Marvel came on-screen the boos reigned down from teenagers, men & women alike, except 1 simp of a guy telling everyone to hush, when it got close to the climactic scene Marysue made her entrance & the boos again even louder at how cheesy it was this guy got up & stormed out of the theatre & he basically missed the end of the film, we were walking out & he was screaming at the poor cashier & was legit near tears about how people were reacting to a fictional character who is now INFAMOUSLY disliked due to the actress playing her. Pathetic*
Story 4: Keep her far away from your bf I can guarantee that she’s going to cross the line even further than she already has. She is no friend of yours and she seems like the type of person who would cheats on her boyfriend with a friends boyfriend.
I would never do that either but not that if I could it's inappropriate but the fact that I would afraid that they would laugh in my face whenever somebody laughs at me as such I usually end up in tears and that's why I never tell anybody about my secrets
6:23 now I have to go to sleep unsatisfied
bro the guy is first story sure has lot of self control if it was me there would have been blood the moment my friend got slapped
I hate it when Karen's get away with it.
If I was the parent and my kids whistle got broken by the principal, I’m suing them I’m suing them beyond suing
Story #3 - The narrator is correct. If u grow and go into childcare the expectation is that u will take care of the children not bully them.
First one should have sued for destruction of property and the coos should be fired for failure to protect and serve
1st story: Sorry, but that officer in the first story should not be one if they just let the man go 3rd story: I had a high school principal who refused to do anything about the bullying I was going through and even had the guts to say I would NEVER make in college while I never went to college it still hurt and made my grandma mad at her. The principal even put me in iss for something I didn't even do, and when I showed the proof that I didn't do it, she didn't care.
The wild Karen in one of its natural habitat
me and my freinds piss everyone off in movies while talking lol
The moment I heard the guy slapped him my mind *screamed* for him to push the guy Karen over the bar.
@adeliedecamp9852
Жыл бұрын
OH NOW ITS MURDER 👿
That principle should definitely be fired
With friends like that who needs enemies?
It doesn't matter who it is, or what the situation is, you have every right to hit somebody back when they hit you. Anybody who disagrees can miss me all the way with any argument to the contrary. Anybody getting hit and not hitting back is not natural. We're hardwired to defend ourselves danger and it's in our nature to do so. For anybody to do the opposite is not normal at all.
Cops at their best.
6:51 If he slapped my best friend they’d have to get at least 10 cops to drag me out of that theater. Oh lord I’d beat the crap out someone if they even touch my best friend or my phone that’s ridiculous!!