The funny thing is Palpatine actually did most of this

Emperor Palpatine had his own surgical reconstruction center yet never used it to get surgery for his scarred and deformed face.

Ani are you okay? are you okay ani ?

"The negotiations were short". "You get it? Because you've got no legs" - Palpatine probably

Emperor Palpatine: But you're still coming to work, right?😂🤣

You been hit by, youve been struck by, a smooth negotiator

The "its canon" part cracked me up.

"just a word of advice, if he has the high ground, don't try it. Did he hang up on me?"

To be fair Palpatine, Anakin had an elite battalion to assist him at the Jedi Temple and Obi-Wan knew Anakin's combat style perfectly.

People should've known better, you can't beat Obi-Wan with the High Ground, but it does increase your chances of surviving the encounter by 99%.

Can't believe Disney saw this video and decided to decanonize the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center.

"Good your not dead, Now tell me WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!!"😂😂😅😆 these Voiceovers are Gold 🪙.

"He had the high ground and you still tried it?!"

Palpatine: “ Rest easy, son. You’ve had a busy day, you’re fortunate to be all in one p -

Thanks… Now I'm also breathing manually…

The canned laughter at

Ani was struck by a smooth criminal

If we put this video right after "Palpatine finds out about the younglings" in our heads, it works because of Palpatine's advice: "If he has the High Ground, don't try it.".

I love Anakin's surfer dude voice!😂

Palpatine warned him about not trying to take Obi-Wan Kenobi if he had the high ground.