Hitting on the balls is so painful that every guy in one mile radius feels it.

@edoalva48

4 жыл бұрын

We men will go extinct that way, mate. 😂

@risingredstone5949

4 жыл бұрын

@@edoalva48 yeah I mean have you ever seen a man hit another man's balls before? It's only the women. That's becuase no matter how much you hate another man, you know that hitting on the balls is painful AF.

@lordlabukdas

4 жыл бұрын

Speaking from experience are we......I agree it's true though

@lordlabukdas

4 жыл бұрын

@@risingredstone5949 I have seen a lot my friend....friendly fire

@satoukazuma1019

4 жыл бұрын

I feltit while reading this no joke

"oh, training.. That's what always gets between me and excellence." 🤣

@leena7961

3 жыл бұрын

mood lol

@deutschelehrer69

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@rasputin4688

3 жыл бұрын

So true

@divineray7822

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@spencerjackson3754

3 жыл бұрын

Very relatable

Getting hit in the balls is the worst When a man feels it Every man feels a disturbance in the force

@mordyspira3015

4 жыл бұрын

@kumar vedant u will never understand

@mordyspira3015

4 жыл бұрын

@kumar vedant u have never been hit in the balls if u can compare it to any other pain

@AhsanKhan-eo8dv

3 жыл бұрын

Kumar is the robot Google suspects us of being. 😂😂

@hutner2853

3 жыл бұрын

kumar vedant I’ll tell you rn, that it isn’t even close

@ryeguy2256

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t mean to be sexist but girls will never understand the pain of getting kicked in the balls

4:09 - "I'm glad you asked." Conan is just so good at improv comedy. Love it.

Emily: how painful is it Conan: I’m glad you asked *pulls out years of research*

@giovannitv5620

4 жыл бұрын

I sweare I thought he was about to pull out some sort of Harvard thesis, with charts and statistics to show her the result of the research.

@Kinobambino

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@IHav3No3n3mies

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@maddyabby300

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@yt-sh

3 жыл бұрын

How was the prison, prison Mike?

The worst ball pain I’ve ever had were always light taps

@stephen5601

4 жыл бұрын

TechEnthusiast its the precision.

@MrEueu89

4 жыл бұрын

A tap at the right angle goes a long way

@Apaira

4 жыл бұрын

I thought he was going to make an example with that pencil

@heath6825

4 жыл бұрын

makes me want to throw up

@smokestack9795

4 жыл бұрын

TechEnthusiast .....More than once huh? The first tap was not enough?

"Timing beats speed, precision beats power." John's absolutely right, even accidental taps can take you down.

@clownduckkky9508

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@ayokay123

11 ай бұрын

Yes

@Logicalsane

10 ай бұрын

Women should be given life without parole for even touching men's balls.....no matter how serious the self defence situation is, women should use some other way

@Schistomaisis

10 ай бұрын

lol@@Logicalsane

@connycontainer9459

10 ай бұрын

I want that on my gravestone.

their synchronized movement during "unless..." is underrated lol

A light tap to the nuts DOES hurt actually. It can still trigger the abdominal pain that getting hit in the nuts causes.

@thisisrtsthree9992

8 жыл бұрын

+Mundus vult Decipi Der nutjob

@lucas.2.3.9.4

6 жыл бұрын

Mundus vult Decipi well he didn't say it doesn't hurt at all he just said not as much as a punch

@ragnar97

6 жыл бұрын

+Lucas2394 It all depends on how it hits them. A tap can hurt more than a punch or a knee to the balls. Speaking from experience.

@Kinobambino

6 жыл бұрын

Mundus vult Decipi trueee

@philipanderson7581

6 жыл бұрын

Mundus vult Decipi *Testicular Trauma = Menstrual Cramps* Anatomic Location-wise Guys & Gals seem to react similarly w/each...

To make a man the most happy or the most sad you go for the same area: the balls.

@sinella743

7 жыл бұрын

Life must balance all things lol

@willpugh8865

7 жыл бұрын

ironic isnt it

@juancpgo

7 жыл бұрын

Sin Ella LOL exactly

@gerardborrull

7 жыл бұрын

+will pugh, that's not irony, that's coincidence.

@willpugh8865

7 жыл бұрын

***** a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result....so yeah it is...see a penis is suppose to a happy fun place but when a gentle breeze hits it the wrong way, even a 6.7 Navy SEAL is going down...ironic you dont know what irony is eh lol

It’s a hard pain to describe. It’s like having an inner organ exposed and then feeling a force of trauma against it. It’s an alarming feeling of pain that you don’t get anywhere else on your body.

@baronvonnembles

8 ай бұрын

And then it gets worse. And then the nausea begins. And then it gets worse.

@ultimatehistoryofcgi8897

5 ай бұрын

im sure knife in the eye feels a lot painful. wtf you talking about

@nneddenn6207

4 ай бұрын

@@ultimatehistoryofcgi8897 and what about knife to the balls?

@ultimatehistoryofcgi8897

4 ай бұрын

@@nneddenn6207 yeah. but i suppose OP think tap on the balls is more panful

A ball flick transcends pain, it feels more like a change in the underlying physics of the universe has occurred.

@vinamr3945

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry, but that's trauma

A finger flick to the balls can be just as brutal. I know this.

@upstairsfool4932

4 жыл бұрын

The harder it is the worse it is

@LiveMusicOntario

4 жыл бұрын

Guy from Barbados who had cop friends back home there, told me for special cases, like suspects arrested for assaulting tourists (which really hurts the sparse economy for everyone) they might use their batons and just use enough pressure to nudge the balls through his clothing, never hit them or do injury. But, they'd do that enough times ....

@themoviedealers

4 жыл бұрын

There must be variances, because a kick to the nuts has to be worse than a finger flick. It's just physics. (Not saying the finger flick can't cause pain, I think it can, just not on the same level.)

@Scottishcanary

4 жыл бұрын

@@themoviedealers I was scratching my balls once and accidentally flicked them mid scratch and it hurt like hell.

@NoOneElseHasThisName

4 жыл бұрын

Correct! Lol

I was once hit with a golf ball on the balls. My life flashed before my eyes, I was sure I won't be having any kids

@Deftone8sd

7 жыл бұрын

Carl Ledger, dude, funniest comment in here!! Hahaha!!!

@bluesummers5051

7 жыл бұрын

I was shot in the left nut by a paintball gun at point blank range. I can't even begin to explain the feeling so I'll just say that it was the worst pain within a 15 minute span that I have ever felt in my life.

@kkknotcool

7 жыл бұрын

did you?

@dasschadenfreude7333

7 жыл бұрын

I once had a soccer ball bounce off the ceiling of an indoor gym, bounce off the floor directly between my legs, and pancake my entire twig and balls against my pelvis. Needless to say, I was curled up for a while.

@joyfulkiller9400

7 жыл бұрын

my dog bit my balls

I can describe it pretty well for women who are curious about that particular pain. Imagine a cross between a sharp funny bone pain and a severe tooth nerve pain. It really doesn't hurt in the crotch as much as it does in the abdomen and lower chest and it follows up with nausea. It can be very intense even with a well placed graze of just one ball and it can be completely black out worthy if the hit is with force.

@zzzcocopepe

11 ай бұрын

I didn't get nauseous, and it was just in sports so i wasn't in danger or anything so i don't even know if that had to do with it

@JanMike9

11 ай бұрын

Sounds like when my knee goes out--instant nausea and blinding, debilitating pain.

@robertdoble7665

7 ай бұрын

True, redefines what you think of as pain.

@pauladodds8681

7 ай бұрын

So, almost like natural childbirth!

@captaincrunch8333

6 ай бұрын

It makes childbirth seem like a picnic . @@pauladodds8681

You can get a glimpse of how well Emily and John's relationship is by the type of conversations they have.

@elijahhope4581

2 жыл бұрын

Am i the only guy that thinks "only a woman would think this to make this comment".

@protorhinocerator142

2 жыл бұрын

@@elijahhope4581 Does seem like a complete avoidance of the underlying topic. "I love her dress..."

3:20 he just comes out of nowhere, I didn't even know he was there.

@jomamadope4078

4 жыл бұрын

Was thinking the same thing I was like where tf did he come from

@d3generate804

4 жыл бұрын

Andy is innevitable

@TheLegoJungle

4 жыл бұрын

why is he even on the show

@CB-xr1eg

4 жыл бұрын

@@d3generate804 What is Andy's job? I thought he was just a guest they couldn't get rid of.

@DanielBoonelight

4 жыл бұрын

andy's awesome.

Robin Williams described it best: "If you hit the balls really hard......it's a total system reset"

@jasonchui6226

3 жыл бұрын

Getting hit in the balls is the worst When a man feels it Every man feels a disturbance in the force

@lylestavast7652

3 жыл бұрын

I was completely knocked unconscious and vomited everything in my gut at the same time... I finally could move again after about 5 minutes, and wasn't the same for about a week...guy joking in the hallway who failed to pull his kick at the last second... I wasn't even looking in his direction, he was just being a smart-A.... in front of about 6 girls, my grade 12 year of HS. 1975...

@stonedmountainunicorn9532

3 жыл бұрын

@@lylestavast7652 im feeling it right now just by reading your story...............oof

@dexterhurrenmusic

3 жыл бұрын

@@jasonchui6226 did you willingly copy someone’s comment word for word?

@AdMiKa

3 жыл бұрын

"If it was a slot machine, it would pay. It was kinda rough."

"When you get hit in the balls, you get reset to factory settings" -Galileo Galilei

Edge of tommorow is a very underrated movie

@innertubez

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it gets better every time I watch it.

@stephendavis6894

2 жыл бұрын

It was my first sight of Emily and I was seriously impressed. I'm sure there were others in it but have no idea who.

"Oh, it's training eyy.....that's what always gets between me and excellence.". Love the witticism Mr Conan.

When i was 15, i was helping fix a car. The car wasn't elevated correctly and it fell on my leg... at this point you can see bone. Iv also been kicked in the balls. i can honestly say the kick in the balls hurt more.

@DanishCamp

8 жыл бұрын

+Peter Blackham Hat off to you, sir :D

@breseman

8 жыл бұрын

+Peter Blackham Being kicked in the balls hurts that badly because you are being kicked in an unprotected vital organ.

@breseman

8 жыл бұрын

+Peter Blackham Being kicked in the balls hurts that badly because you are being kicked in an unprotected organ.

@awesomeguydiamond5748

8 жыл бұрын

+Peter Blackham OMG..I feel real bad now.... the situation is complicated, but my bag hit someone in the balls...

@zach4249

8 жыл бұрын

+Not So FlappyBird Your ball bag?

3:21 hOW LONG HAS HE BEEN THERE It scared me when he just spoke out of nowhere 🤣🤣🤣

I love her side eye when Conan says "Unless". It is priceless.

I once got nailed with a Xbox controller from my sister and it sounds weird but it felt like my future children were screaming at me in rage

@samt4053

4 жыл бұрын

Teddy Bagginns 😂😂😂

@babygoat12

4 жыл бұрын

Dam 🤣

@thedoublep434

4 жыл бұрын

The now hypothetical children

@BrilliantMin

4 жыл бұрын

😭🤣🤣

@thefilmwatcher1302

4 жыл бұрын

Teddy Bagginns Ah, fellow precognitive! I have dreams of the future, too, but I’m usually asleep when it happens.

She should've been casted for the role of Captain Marvel!!

@Danger_Noodle

4 жыл бұрын

Anyone thats not brie larsen shouldve been cast for the role

@Lowraptor

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine if John Krasinski got his Captain America role and Emily Blunt got Captain Marvel.

@al3xgames790

4 жыл бұрын

Well she might be cast in Fantastic 4 along side with her husband john

@alvarez321

4 жыл бұрын

@@Lowraptor That would have ruined Captain America. Chris Evens is Captain America just like RDJ is Iron Man

@impart9595

4 жыл бұрын

@@alvarez321 Chris Evan's grew into the character, It would've been the same if John got it.

That unless at the end was pure magic, perfect comedy timing

I remember when I was a kid playing catcher in baseball I forgot my cup one day, took a fastball right off the plate to the nards. Was in pain for a solid 20 minutes but it only hurt in my nut region. of course it was tender for a day or two afterward. BUT, the most awful pain was actually a sweeping graze, kind of like a speed bag in boxing. You don't actually hit it dead on but towards the edges... I felt that pain through my abs and stomach up into my throat. Typing this out is manifesting those pains back into reality. Sometimes even the softest taps can cause the worst pain imaginable.

@Dutch3DMaster

2 жыл бұрын

The last one you described, ouch, I slipped from the pedals on my bicycle ones and hit the bar hard....(it seemed to cause some problems that I went to see my general practitioner for but everything was fine).

@scorpiusbalthazar4327

2 жыл бұрын

And the pain takes a few seconds to kick in.

@protorhinocerator142

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dutch3DMaster I kinda feel bad for the girls. Nobody has any sympathy if you get mashed in the crotch with a bicycle handle bar. "If you were a boy, this would really hurt." "But is DOES hurt..." "Nah, you're a girl. You're fine."

After Emily Blunt reveals that she's go straight for the balls in a defensive scenario, she looks to the audience for approval at 3:08. The women all cheer and the men all silently think to themselves "No... I'm not going to applaud that."

@vanillaelf3320

6 жыл бұрын

Papa T if its a life or death situation dont hold back. Coming from a guy.

@Mike-km2ct

6 жыл бұрын

Even if it's not life or death. If you're a girl and some guy is beating you up and you aren't playfighting, go for it.

@primo2296

6 жыл бұрын

Mike How the hell do you put yourself in the position to be beaten up by a guy in broad daylight without anyone noticing.

@saadqureshi7127

6 жыл бұрын

Bandit when girls go hiking alone by themselves in a secluded trail. Shouldn't do that in the first place tho.

@markrobson5614

5 жыл бұрын

Hollywood tossers womensplaining about something she knows nothing about!

A hit on the balls is so painful that when you watch it in a movie, you can feel the pain, too...

@dawb86

2 жыл бұрын

We're all literally sitting there collectively like "aaaahhh, what the f*ck, bro?!?" 😂

I got kicked in the balls when I was six... And I know it hurt... Because I don't even remember being seven.

@CLA82529

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@ancbed

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA

@kazykraimlien1239

2 жыл бұрын

Who kicked u?

Conan ALWAYS takes the interview in this direction when possible! 😩

This comment thread is classic. Men and women discussing agitatedly what is worse, having a baby or getting kicked in the nuts - with neither party actually knowing what the other even feels. The internet doesn't get much more random than that.

@richarddavis1163

9 жыл бұрын

mzzzhedison How do you know this?

@richarddavis1163

9 жыл бұрын

mzzzhedison And this data tells us that childbirth is more painful than having one's balls smashed because death results from childbirth 650 times a year? That pain and death are equivalences? Are you telling me that pain is measured by the onset of death? Tell me, in the case that one does not die from giving birth to a child does the pain of childbirth become lessened? I appreciate your attempt at sarcasm, but what in the world do those statistics have to do with pain and the relative nature of pain? Take some time away from statistical data, and spend a little more time with logic. Then you won't think that you're so smart after all.

@wingsclippedwolf

9 жыл бұрын

mzzzhedison No sane person denies that mothers go through pain in child birth, which is why a third of women in the US opt out of it and choose cesarean section, and the majority of the rest get epidurals. It is the increase of cesarean operations that kill many of that enshrined 650 that you keep waving about. That's an ironic tragedy. Yet, you seem to actively campaign in this thread to dismiss the pain men feel when being hit in the testicles. Is it misandry or narcissism that drives you to post even in threads that attempt to find neutral ground?

@richarddavis1163

9 жыл бұрын

mzzzhedison I am hardly a lad and I know the answers to all these questions, no vague question among them.

@SaintPuppetS

9 жыл бұрын

mzzzhedison Yeah but death doesn't equal pain. That's why torture exists.

1) No woman will never understand testicle pain. 2) No man will ever give birth. Are we clear? There's no way anyone's ever going to win this war! It's hella painful either way.

@George-lt6jy

9 жыл бұрын

bullshit, I will find a hermaphrodite.

@acdc14terrace

9 жыл бұрын

It is a stupid debate, totally pointless.

@zZiL341yRj736

9 жыл бұрын

But both can know what it's like to be rape in the ASS.

@STasugx

9 жыл бұрын

mzzzhedison That's not an effective way to prove a point. Just because you can die from it? Getting my arm sawed off is much more painful than getting shot in the heart (which incidentally results in death), but it's not going to kill me. We're discussing the amount of pain here, not how lethal it is.

@SwedishDieHard

9 жыл бұрын

mzzzhedison Congratz, you took stupidity to a whole new level. Women often die in pregnancy from example blood loss. Just because you can die from something doesn't mean that it's more painful or are you gonna say that it's more painful to choke than being kicked on the testicles? Way to go.

Right at the end, Andy was trying to get in another joke and Conan just cuts him off. "Can't have THAT, ANDREW!!"

A number of years ago, I was playing street hockey with my 7 year old son. I was the goalie and he was the shooter. Now normally I would wear a cup but I thought heck he’s only 7 how hard or fast can he shoot. Well about 15 minutes in I found out. He ripped a shot that struck me directly in the balls and I collapsed to the ground writhing in pain. It was the last time I played street hockey with him without a cup.

@saddadbadmadsholmes4000

4 жыл бұрын

John McMunn ll

He's not wrong, I've tapped myself on accident and it hurt for days

@HoloScope

4 жыл бұрын

@RaozSkillz figurative language I think they teach this kind of stuff in school

@bleh6232

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t think he went there holo

@HoloScope

4 жыл бұрын

@@bleh6232 yeah seems like it

@_Daniel_Plainview

4 жыл бұрын

@RaozSkillz stfu eunuch

@matrixace_8903

4 жыл бұрын

there is to accident

"I'd go for the balls. " Michael Scott : " Ayyy, that's what she said. "

@christopherminutolo9384

3 жыл бұрын

Did you say that because she's married to John Krasinski? Clever.

@__sr5806

2 жыл бұрын

@@christopherminutolo9384 Did you comment this because you have watched The Office? Clever.

A teacher of mine had a very good way of explaining how getting punched in the nuts is worse than getting punched in the boob; getting punched in the boob doesn't make women go in fetal position barely able to breath, which is also why it's a good defence against men to go for the nuts, but you'd get more out of punching a woman in the face than in the boob. Also one punch to the nuts kinda feels like getting kidney punched repeatedly, it's also consistent high amounts of pain for a good few mins.

@lishlash3749

2 жыл бұрын

Years before I transitioned to female I accidentally squashed my nuts on a narrow bicycle seat. I don't even remember falling to the ground afterwards, just lying curled up on the pavement for about 10 minutes. By contrast, my 38C breasts (not implants) can take far more abuse simply because they're much better padded. But it's really how much pressure is applied, not so much the impact that hurts.

@linkfromzelda1002

2 жыл бұрын

So where do I hit a woman if she attacks me?

@baronvonnembles

8 ай бұрын

@@lishlash3749 Nobody cares.

"Unlesss..." LOL

Way to put it bluntly, Emily

@missparklyunicorn

9 жыл бұрын

BA DUM SHHH

@marty_dee

9 жыл бұрын

missparklyunicorn "BA DUM SHHH" fail.BA DUM TSSH!

@madhavijha3024

6 жыл бұрын

Poke punnnnnnn. You had the chance and you took it

@hayleenicole9326

6 жыл бұрын

No pun intended 😂

@melaniegarcia3158

5 жыл бұрын

This comment is going to be my senior quote

1:21 ''hey Tommy lets go'' and the crowd goes wild in 1 sec haha wtf, even Conan reacts like wtf?

@chitranchakrabortty

8 жыл бұрын

You know freaking ''Tom Cruise'' and all...

@MinaM93067

8 жыл бұрын

I thought Tom Cruise was coming out for a second

@iDamnation

8 жыл бұрын

its because they thought conan gave them the sign for a round of applause. cause he did clap.

@Toppu

8 жыл бұрын

Well you know nothing.

@baldyoung8066

8 жыл бұрын

Nope, the audio guy freaked out and played the applause SFX

Conan's on spot jokes are so underrated

That conversation went off the highway, down a dirt road, in to the long grass and over a mountain.

Her accent just changes back and forth from British to American.

@TheVintageRomance

10 жыл бұрын

I've noticed that too. Like geez make up ya mind lady

@broadwaybuff

10 жыл бұрын

TheVintageRomance It happens when you've stayed in another region for a long period of time. You tend to pick up certain words that are more understandable for the locals. I'm sure she's not consciously deciding "Hm... I'm going to *mix it up* just for kicks!"

@bobbytables464

10 жыл бұрын

***** That's not really it, your accent changes naturally if you're living in a different country and are surrounded by people with a different accent. You don't go full-on Madonna (that was an affected accent), but certain phrases start sounding different.

@louis2demax

10 жыл бұрын

There is no such thing as a British accent for gods sake it's English

@TheVintageRomance

10 жыл бұрын

Queen B I know that. I never said she's consciously deciding to switch accents.

A quote which explains it better than I could: "Testicles are covered in nociceptors, they are also attached to many nerves in the stomach as well as the vagas nerve which is directly connected to the brain's vomit centre. Because they aren't well protected, being hit there leads to nausea, high blood pressure, heart pain and sweating." If you wanna know more specifics about nociceptors as far as I remember; nociceptors respond to something potentially damaging by sending nerve signals to the brain. But you only experience pain once a certain threshold has been passed. And yet, biology lessons just can't do justice to just how fucking much it hurts, it's crippling. It makes you wish someone would stab you just to take your mind off of how much your balls hurt.

@awtum4314

10 жыл бұрын

It... really isn't that bad... So many people talk about it like it's fucking life changingly bad. It makes me wonder if we're thinking about the same thing. I mean, a badly stubbed toe is worse than being hit in the sack.

@Noondroid

10 жыл бұрын

***** always? just how many times have you been punched in the balls?

@Snatte

10 жыл бұрын

Liam Gair How we experience pain is actually subjective, which is why the "Del" system of measuring pain doesn't work. If you don't experience the same crippling pain that others do, just be happy for it.

@happyandsmiling26

10 жыл бұрын

Sounds just like when I get cramps during my period.

@fiyade6476

10 жыл бұрын

actually, as a female that helps me understand it better. Because I always wondered how it could possibly be THAT bad. It;s not just pain but that it sets off all these other alarm signals as well.

4:56....unless😂😂😂

I find Emily so refreshing because I do have in my head envisioned entire scenarios of a conversation or some kind of invasion or attacking situation where I'm planning out every attack meticulously glad I'm not alone lol

@stephenbeck9848

2 жыл бұрын

The best part of having had some training is when someone appears to be preparing to attack you (outside of training,) and they back down because of the smile on your face.

There is no understanding this pain, only experiencing it...

@spiderjerusalem4009

4 жыл бұрын

imagining it....

@banginbadger75

4 жыл бұрын

Even thinking about it is unpleasant

@Sinsanatis

4 жыл бұрын

There is a video where women get strapped up to feel as close as a kick to the balls as possible. One girl legit passes out instantly. Some were trying so hard not to puke. And one woman who has had a child said its very comparable to child birth

@AngryBeaver60

4 жыл бұрын

It would probably depend on the size of the balls.

@equilibrium1999

4 жыл бұрын

Getting hit on the liver is tremendously worse. Which is why when it connects - its the end of the fight.

I've never seen a woman rolling on the floor in agony unable to stand, talk or even breath because she got hit in the boob.

@camnewton3503

8 жыл бұрын

There is absolutely 0 argument between ball, and boob pain. How ever pregnancy is a real argument .

@hoffybeefe

8 жыл бұрын

+Immortan Joe No, it isn't an argument either. How often do women chose to have multiple children? How often do men ask for a second kick in the Family Jewels? ;) Case Closed.

@dianapharah

8 жыл бұрын

+hoffybeefe they have kids because the outcome is worth it there is no good outcome from getting kicked in the balls. Women are in pain for up to days maybe weeks after labor and they carry a living being in their uterus for nine months and you think getting kicked in the balls that at most hurts for a day is more painful? Obvious troll...

@hoffybeefe

8 жыл бұрын

+Yasmin Farahani (Yazzy) "obvious troll" get over yourself. geezez christ lighten up and have a laugh. you lose any credibility as soon as you over react to a light hearted comment and then use extreme cases as some kind of defense. but ill play your small minded game.... there can be some extremely long lasting and painfull effects from being "sack whacked". obvious busybody....

@FluffyMeowington

8 жыл бұрын

+Yasmin Farahani (Yazzy) It's funny how whenever people discuss this, someone pulls the "9 months in the womb" card- what's being compared is the imminent pain during/resulting within and shortly after the process, not before or after. As far as I'm concerned we'll never know, but there is 1 factual truth I keep coming back to: some women describe giving birth as nearly pain-free (of course the total opposite exists, and everything in between), but no man with 2 functional testicles would ever be able to describe getting hit in the nuts as such.

"I'm glad you asked" 🤣

"NO! unless..." hahaha

Clearly Conan doesn't have any balls. There's that one tap where it's like a soft ebbing pain that just grows until the guy is just a cringing mess on the ground begging for it to go away.

@benboom910

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah lol I remember I was hit pretty gently with a plastic bottle (empty) and I started crying because it was just a soft lingering pain that made we want to puke. It was also the first time I'd been "hit" in the balls

@JSmellerM

7 жыл бұрын

Getting hit in the balls for the first time is a pain you will not forget for years unless you get hit more often. I had a buddy when I was 14 who was never hit in the balls once and was all like "what's the big deal". One day he got a ball in the crotch during soccer and he shat himself I kid you not. He stood there in the awkward pose every man knows after getting hit in the balls and he shat himself instantly. The day before that he had diarrhea so it is a bit understandable but he will never forget his first hit in the balls although he has been hit many time since that.

@hirvale

6 жыл бұрын

Nope, Conan is lying for the sake of all our balls. That way women will go for our chests thinking we experience boob pain. LOL

@sen7826

5 жыл бұрын

depends on the weather, if you know what I mean.

@StupidjimmyInc

5 жыл бұрын

Have you ever got hit where it flips off the tip of your junk and grazes your balls so you have pain in both

"I'd go for the balls" everyone starts clapping

@deathkitten109

3 жыл бұрын

@@youknowwho257 She was literally talking about self defense, what are you on about

@jodf1307

3 жыл бұрын

@@deathkitten109 yeah but besides self defense youknowwho is right it´s seen as comedy and shown to kids in movie as a funny thing not a wrong thing when people do it just cause they can

@wertyuiopasd6281

2 жыл бұрын

monsters

i love how they had the same thought at the end, "...unless..."

Eddie Murphy: You can just graze nuts.

''oh Training. It's what always gets between me and excellence" Awesome quote.

it's like the difference between a paper cut and a deep gash. for some reason the papercut hurts more.

@lazylank

7 жыл бұрын

That's because the paper cut is right at the tip of the nerves, which causes the burning sensation, whereas a deeper cut is somewhat below the nerve ending (thus less sensitivity). Furthermore, the body tends to go into shock when it experiences more harmful injuries (like a deep laceration). This is actually a survival instinct that dulls the pain (or, if the shock is intense enough, numbs the pain altogether).

@343298918

7 жыл бұрын

In order to stimulate nerves deep to the muscle, you need to penetrate through the superficial nerves first. A deep cut causes much more pain that a shallow cut. The only reason doesn't feel as bad is because multiple pain signals are sent to the afferent pathway and are interfered with each other.

@WS-gw5ms

7 жыл бұрын

lazylank I wish I went right into shock when my toes were squeezed off.

@lazylank

7 жыл бұрын

wilson solt I'm afraid to ask.

@HoloScope

4 жыл бұрын

@@WS-gw5ms oh my

"Unless.. " 🤣🤣🤣

I bring you this comparison Let’s say you need 5N to snap a stick, you hit it with 5 and it breaks Let’s say you get a second stick but this one you hit full boxer 1000N and it splinters. Notice how there is a great difference in the respective strikes, yet both times the stick broke. A flick can be just as bad as a hit or kick pain wise. It’s the level of damage you’ve done that is different with each hit. Thank you for listening to my TEDtalk

@rens7522

4 жыл бұрын

Elijah Kinnane You’re welcome 😂😂😂✌🏻

@RhiboNuclicAcid

4 жыл бұрын

It's based on the force!

@Uzodesign

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you. When's your next TED talk kind sir?

@Chris-lt9hb

4 ай бұрын

That's a good talk, you should call them. I can get you in, I'm kinda big in the business of holding presentations to myself in my studio apartment

I wonder what Andy was gonna say at 4:41

@Fancy_PotHead

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah, i usually find him as funny as Conan, even more on some occasions. Then again he has more time to come up with something funny to say.

@eureka0521

7 жыл бұрын

probably going to talk about the "tapping" since a slight tap on your balls can be extremely painful if hit at the right spot, but still nothing close to a punch. now a really hard flick of the finger on purpose or something could arguably be as painful..sorry i don't know if you wanted that much detail lol.

@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc

6 жыл бұрын

+Anna Tria: IKR? Usually Conan doesn't pre-empt him from talking that aggressively, and it's not like Conan had comedy gold he had to get out there.

@melaniegarcia3158

5 жыл бұрын

Same

The look she gave at last😂😂

I was at work around a bunch of coworkers, and when one of them backhanded me in the nuts claiming I don't feel anything from it, and I bent over, felt the pain just start surging up, I could feel the heat of my face turning red as I held it back, and it was amazing how quickly the rest of the guys cleared out FAST when they saw me turn red. I'm still amazed I didn't knock that dude out when he did that.

Andy's laugh makes me want to see him as some form of evil villain in a film

@CanadianRM4

10 жыл бұрын

He did play an evil henchman, but I don't remember what movie.

@tomasol11

10 жыл бұрын

i believe there was one part of Chuck series where he played a villain character

@myscrnnm

10 жыл бұрын

CanadianRM4 New York Minute with The Olsen twins.

@tomasol11

10 жыл бұрын

to be specific, it was Chuck s02e13 - Chuck vs. the Suburbs

@LordBoh

10 жыл бұрын

He played a villain in one of Monk episodes, and yeah, he was great.

Ever hear a woman say: Can't wait to have another child. Ever hear a guy say: *Can't wait to get kicked in the balls again.*

@nateds7326

4 жыл бұрын

Hello fellow redditor

@graciefelichio4508

4 жыл бұрын

BROperatorTIME both are extremely painful

@BROperatorTIME

4 жыл бұрын

@kirby But then think how much more rewarding watching compilations of dudes getting hit in the nuts is in comparison. lmao

@csedan510

4 жыл бұрын

I'd rather get kicked in the balls every day for the rest of my life than have another kid.

@charan.n15

4 жыл бұрын

@kirby bruh its a joke

a fluffy version of ruptured disc pain in the back

“Unless…” Their faces made me laugh so hard! 😂

her laugh is the just cutest thing ever haha

@dr.embersfield1551

5 жыл бұрын

It's on iTunes for just $99

@dipdop9734

5 жыл бұрын

She laughs like she finds a lot of humor in others' misfortune. It's adorable.

1:21 Did the crowd think Tom Cruise was coming out or what? The applause and cheering seemed so unexpected and awkward

@wizz1830

8 жыл бұрын

Hahaha!! THEY THOUGH!!!

@avishekhalder1596

8 жыл бұрын

+john fru The audience has a board which reads "Applause " which lights up when the director of the show cues the light for the applause sign. Maybe that went on by mistake. It was definitely out of cue.

@biggest00jb00fan

8 жыл бұрын

+john fru lol it's probably because conan yelled COMMON and then clapped, so they assumed he meant common emily deserves a clap on that

@AymanB

8 жыл бұрын

+Gray Beard lol EXACTLY what I was gonna comment, but then saw your reply. Fucking sheep.

@eerereps

6 жыл бұрын

maybe the APPLAUSE sign accidentally went on

Great and funny interview. Lol

"I am glad you asked" Conan is just the best moderator of all time

@D-REN

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, Graham Norton

I do agree with John in this one, sometimes a mere graze to the balls can be as lethal as a punch. Conan prolly misunderstood the question..

@pratik239

10 жыл бұрын

500sotos Because only guys can relate. ....Unless

@pratik239

10 жыл бұрын

._. lol I wasn't even remotely hostile. You need to take it down a couple notches.

Is no one going to point out the dumb crowd starting to clap when Conan claps 1:20

@etwa8206

4 жыл бұрын

kobe24OBCity lmao

@JoeMakaFloe

4 жыл бұрын

Still better than Ellen's crowd

@jimbob.2299

3 жыл бұрын

Well the clap IS contagious and easy to spread especially around the balls.

@nasseemnaffaa3266

3 жыл бұрын

They started clapping at how Emily had the guts to say that to Tom Cruise

@High-LordHarza

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, they're clapping because of the idea that she's commanding Tom Cruise of all people

Conan is the best. I'm in tears laughing.

oh the training....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I know this is not conclusive but I've never heard of a woman getting knocked/pass out by from being hit on the boob, I've seen it happen twice to guys hit in the balls (during sports not fights).

@DominikKensylar

10 жыл бұрын

Well, there is the difference between primary and secondary sexual organs. Being hint in the boob can be compared (although this does not take into account the obviously different location and thus the different nerves attached to the body part) to a man being hit in the beard (which, just like the enlarged breasts of a woman, is a secondary sex characteristic), which does hurt but does not knock you out most of the time.

@PaNdAn940223

10 жыл бұрын

Getting hit on the boob can be really painful (Especially when they're starting to grow when you're like 12-13 years old or when it's the time of the month...) but I've never heard of anyone passing out from it so I'm guessing being punched in the balls is worse lol :P I loved wrestling with boys until my boobs started growing... then they would elbowing me on the tit and it hurt like a bitch :P

@FishoD

10 жыл бұрын

Simple facts : in contact sports, women don't wear protective gear over breasts or even vagina. Men HAVE to wear protective gear for balls. Even in trainings, we had to. Because the slightest, weakest kick/whatever would pretty much knock us out. Personal example : I had a stomach surgery (cutting, pumping infection and stuff) performed on me while not on sedatives (wasn't enough time), yet I would do that surgery any time again instead of getting kicked in the balls. That's how much any impact on nuts hurt... that much.

@AlfaHazard

10 жыл бұрын

Amanda Ellen You sound like a very intriguing woman.

@LinGin91

10 жыл бұрын

It's as if people forgot that the clitoris exists. As a kid I kept having these freak accidents in which I would always fall hard straddling something--once it was a steel gate, once it was a rope, once it was the crossbar on a man's bicycle after running into a brick wall at high speed. WHY would anyone even consider that the boob is the female equivalent to the testicles as far as a potential high pain location? All those nerves down there get hit hard and a woman could easily blackout from the pain.

Conan is of course wrong, as all men know, why he'd lie is most curious.

@2013branth

7 жыл бұрын

He's protecting our weakness.

@myman9566

6 жыл бұрын

I've broken my wrist didn't come close to when someone kicked me in the balls. I threw up 2 times. And it felt like my balls (witch is and organ) went slowly up in my body

@hirvale

6 жыл бұрын

Anthony You're right. Conan is looking out for half of the world's population right now. Although the billions you saved will never know, we who were here shall remember that it is Conan that sacrificed his honesty for the sake of MAN kind.

Closest thing it feels like is 2 simultaneous ice cream headaches between your legs

This went from 0 to 100 in less than 60 seconds , 😂

Okay being flicked in the balls hurts so bad! John is so right.

A tap is the worst type of strike to take to the nuts.Your balls just wanna shrivel up a die whilst your on the ground in the fetal position with the most gut-wrenching aching sensations in your testicles. I've taken punches to the balls that hurt less then a tap because the ache from a tap doesn't go away in 2 minutes, it lasts almost 10.

@dannyjack659

7 жыл бұрын

I agree with this. I once got hit in the balls from a golf ball. I went on my knees in pain but was up after a few seconds. Another time a girl went to unstraddle me and one of her toes flicked me in the balls. I went foetal for about a minute in groaning pain. The pain was just focused like a red hot needle shoved in it.

@Lfc-ny1hk

7 жыл бұрын

Danny Nichols

@etw4life970

7 жыл бұрын

Korr the worst thing is getting punted in the nuts by someone behind u, it will drop u to your knees and u will be looking around not knowing what happened, just crying "whhhyyyyy?!!!"

Ive passed 6 kidneys stones and ive always described that pain to others as the pain of being hit hard in the balls multiple times in a row and it lasting 2 hours straight. It emanates from the same location in the gut.

@Logicalsane

10 ай бұрын

Why did you get kidney stones?? How to avoid them?

@Kevin-ss1by

10 ай бұрын

They were from taking too much Calcium Antacids because i had an ulcer.@@Logicalsane

@JSSTyger

10 ай бұрын

@@Logicalsane Most kidney stones are calcium oxalate. They form due to your food intake and your kidneys being too "dried out" to pass them through the urinary tract before they become a stone. Sodium intake really dehydrates you and so the hardest part about managing kidney stones is reducing your sodium intake (bye bye soda). The easiest part is to drink alot of water. Those are the two best things to do...drink alot of water...and reduce the sodium. Most nutrition labels at the grocery store have sodium noted. 2300mg a day is pretty good unless you've got a serious case. A doctor might also recommend reducing calcium intake but doing these other things should help tremendously.

@teeemm9456

5 ай бұрын

@@Logicalsane Staying hydrated is the correct answer, but it depends on what they're made up of, Logiclane is mostly correct, and some people won't build kidney stones naturally. If your calcium levels are off and you don't filter out your kidney levels quickly enough, then you run a higher risk. Oxalate isn't digested and passes through our systems, but can bind with calcium, and that's what happened to me. I got used to taking tums before bed, leaving excess calcium in my system and not drinking enough water consistently. I drink more soda now than I did when I got kidney stones, so that isn't a good metric for everyone. I won't eat spinach any more because it's completely overloaded with oxalate, and I starting trying to balance my electrolytes well. You need to look at your system as a whole, like pools and plumbing can get buildup if calcium levels are off (too little or too much), similar idea. But there are other types of kidney stones, and those might be for different reasons. My dad got calcium oxalate a couple times but he had uric acid stones which generally cause a different type of pain and form for different reasons, and probably because he had gout, fortunately for him the gout medication also prevented him from getting the uric acid stones.

“I’m glad you asked”

I’d rather be punched hard in the face twice than be kicked, even lightly, in the balls once. Being hit in the balls is literally incapacitating, the pain moves up every inch of your lower abdomen, makes you feel nauseous, and lingers far longer than any sort of hit to any other part of your body.

@BethanyGuajardo

4 жыл бұрын

Nick Hyde that is helpful to know as a woman. That’s so nuts! Pun intended ;)

@equilibrium1999

4 жыл бұрын

Getting hit on the liver is tremendously worse. Which is why when it connects - its the end of the fight. Also, ball pain is intense yes, but I highly doubt you talk from experience because a broken nose is incredibly painful, especially if it hasn't been broken before.

@joashbritto

4 жыл бұрын

@@equilibrium1999 breaking something is different from mere impact. You ever broken a ball and stood to tell the tale?

@equilibrium1999

4 жыл бұрын

@@joashbritto I have broken my femur and tibia as well as mi hands three times. A kick to the groin is extremely unpleasant, I agree - although it doesn't last long (30-45 mins?). Anyways, yes I have gotten hit in the balls twice. Once at the batting range when I hit a foul ball that bounced off the plate right onto (or should I say UPto) my balls. I fell to the ground, ... However, even though I agree that breaking something isn't exactly in the same category... I will still proudly and confidently say that a good punch to the liver by a skilled fighter, that hits at the moment you breathe in (baaaad), dude, I would break all of them again just to not go through that. It's that bad.

@divinrth5187

4 жыл бұрын

@@equilibrium1999 i mean, getting kicked in the balls is also ending the fight for you. undeniably, a good liver shot from someone who knows what they're doing is extremely painful, but personally i think an extreme force hitting your nuts is comparable to a liver shot. even more painful, in my opinion. i was playing lacrosse with my brother once, no armor, lacrosse ball went flying straight at my nuts, with his full power shot. that pain, even just thinking about the memory and writing about it now makes me tighten my legs and curl up slightly. and back when i was in a "boxing phase" obsessed with fighting, i was sparring with a friend, no gloves only handwraps, got hit in the liver just as i breathed in, great deal of pain (he wasn't half-assing that punch, we were seriously sparring to the point it felt like a real fight). despite that, no one can convince me otherwise that hitting the balls is not the most painful thing you can do to a man.

“we thought he was napping but he was enjoying it” lmfao😂😂😂😂👍

John is correct. A tap can be more painful definitely.

While not worst a tap is also terrible, that delayed slow building pain.

@witdajuice6763

3 жыл бұрын

Worse*

I just wanna say when that guy on the left said “or is it something you learned” I was laughing my ass off because I had no clue he was there this whole time

Testicles = Organs Breasts = Glands Getting hit in the organs will ALWAYS be more painful than the glands, especially when the testicles have so much more nerves.

@Joane33

10 жыл бұрын

Testicles are glands as well.mixed ones endocrine and exocrine

@FishoD

10 жыл бұрын

Yeah, of course you cannot compare it. I've been doing lots of sports, martial arts, etc, but nothing compares to a impact on nuts. Nothing.

@777ishani

6 жыл бұрын

oh, so you've also been hit in the breasts, since you're so sure of how much it doesn't hurt in comparison? lol

@myman9566

6 жыл бұрын

when a woman gets punched in the breast she doesn't fall to her knees, vomit, and repeatedly go in and out of contentiousness. I think that it is safe to say that it hurts more.

@nataliefoong6356

6 жыл бұрын

I know there's little to no way of comparison, but I still think childbirth lies on the far end of the spectrum. I do agree that getting kicked in the balls will hurt significantly more than being punched in the breast, as a woman. But a kick in the balls doesn't last as long as childbirth, nor are there are many possible complications and adverse affects as a result of being punched in the balls. I'd rate it, boob punch < ball kick < childbirth. Sounds fair to me.

Emily being Blunt !!

1) A punch in the ball is as painful as a tap. 2) When you get hit in the balls, the pain radiates through your body and every man who witnessed it happening feels the pain physically to varying degrees, and this applies to video clips. 3) The pain stays for a long time and then goes away at once.

"I'm glad you asked" Classic Conan

Think about it like this, its literally an organ that's outside of your body, and placed in the most inconvenient place, between the legs, in which you move back and forth to travel.

@AdMiKa

3 жыл бұрын

It's essentially a recreation area, a waste processing facility, and a gentleman's club all on the same block.

@rosieroti4063

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah... that's "intelligent design" for you

emily: i'm gonna go for the balls every guy in 1 mile radius: GOD NO!!!!! PLEASE NO!!!

"I can't believe I'm talking about this ... and I want to ask you. is it true ..." said with a smile on her face and looking totally feminine. That was a weird contrast.

I just found out she is the farmer chick from Looper, that's pretty crazy. Says a lot about her acting ability when she transforms into a role so much that you don't even recognize her outside of the movie.

@jonj1361

10 жыл бұрын

Or says a lot about the role being insignificant and unmemorable.

@SnackPatrol

10 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Jones She didn't act anything like she does here. She was not poised and proper, her accent was entirely believable (I had no idea she was English), I guess it could have been her clothing/appearance too. Also I just meant that was my personal viewpoint, not that that was an indisputable conclusion.

@D3ADLYTHRUST52

10 жыл бұрын

SnackPatrol I agree with you.

@D3ADLYTHRUST52

10 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Jones Not true. If that is your argument, you are basically stating that an actor/actresses ability to play a wide variety of characters, to the point where they are unrecognizable, is dependent on how unmemorable/insignificant the role is. Which doesn't make sense. Have you seen how actors/actresses such as Meryl Streep, Michael Fassbender, Benedict Cumberbatch, etc. evolve to such a great extent for a role, to the point where you barely recognize them? This is all done whilst playing a role that IS memorable and significant. Emily Blunt is another perfect example. The OP was completely right.

@jonj1361

10 жыл бұрын

Twas both a joke and just a general statement.

He's wrong about "tapping" balls. I've just been grazed....literally barely force at all on my 'nads....and it put me on the ground. I've been kicked too, but somehow the pain is more bearable--it still hurts, fuck yeah!--but I think getting thumped in the nuts is worse.

@VivaLaBryy

9 жыл бұрын

The worse is when someone backhand slaps it..That amount of pain is unbelievable!

@oneworldfamily

9 жыл бұрын

Bryant Batchar You've been backhand slapped in the nuts?! Isn't there a law against that specific manoeuvre?

@Jeff2870

9 жыл бұрын

***** Sounds about right....I've been deliberately thumped in the ball and it was the most intense pain I've ever felt....next to a toothache.

@poligon333

9 жыл бұрын

Jeff2870 You are right , I am surprised that they never mention how excruciating pain it is , I had my balls once grazed by a flying ball and the pain shoot up to my abdomen and I lost my breath , I couldn't breath , couldn't scream , it felt like someone stuck me on large scissors and then trying to open them by all force. Fucking unbelievable . I wonder why people find it funny , it is everything but not funny.

@Ph0be

9 жыл бұрын

I once took a tether ball to the balls and was unphased, yet I've been kicked in the balls and it was probably the worst pain I've ever felt

The worst I have experienced was from my Great Dane's tail. The pain lasted a bad 2 hours and tenderness/soreness for a couple of days afterwards.

"I'm glad you asked" Conan Ahahahahahah :D

It's funny at 1:19 when Conan is mimicking Emily "clapping an order to Tom"... but the audience thinks that because Conan is clapping and says, "Come on", that they think THEY should start clapping. Brainwashed audience without a clue. And I bet if Conan watched it later, he thought the same thing.

@Christian4everish

9 жыл бұрын

LOL! That is so true!

@LewisHamsterHammond

8 жыл бұрын

+TacomaPaul Classic retarded American audience!

@NaughtyBwoi

8 жыл бұрын

+LewisHamsterHammond lol

@grantholmes3615

7 жыл бұрын

TacomaPaul lol yea he gestures to the audience like "wtf"

@raggledaggle721

6 жыл бұрын

Conan noticed it himself the second people cheered!