Red Lore: ”WE CANNOT TELEPORT BREAD ANY MORE!” Blu Lore:

@windcap6449

11 ай бұрын

I piss myself

@rodrigohaddad3798

11 ай бұрын

lol

@The_whales

11 ай бұрын

@@windcap6449*insert meet the sniper*

@pizzacat116

11 ай бұрын

"You didnt have to cut me off"

@tav_ish

11 ай бұрын

​@@The_whales who jus-

The 2fort respawn machine being broken and producing deformed mercs actually does a great job at explaing why T-posing scouts are such a common sight on the map.

@iluvpandas2755

8 ай бұрын

Lol

@AMAON_Official

8 ай бұрын

ikr lol

@El.fish.the.chocolate

8 ай бұрын

It probably generate even the bots, freak the most common Place Is two Fort.

@mochalavender9398

8 ай бұрын

It's the reason we have Heavy A-posing and singing "I'm only human"

@kittywalker2009

8 ай бұрын

800th like

"How did you know he wouldn't shoot you in the head?" "I didn't" yezsir

@AJPONDreal

8 күн бұрын

LOL NO WAY I WAS SCROLLING IN THE COMMENTS WHILE WATCHING THIS AND YOUR COMMENT SHOWED UP AS SOON AS THEY SAID THAT

@akiprox7

8 күн бұрын

@@AJPONDreal skill

@crzycondude

5 күн бұрын

@@AJPONDreal You were scrolling in the comments before you were even half way through? Don't recommend if you don't want to be spoiled, not that these comments are at all serious, its all just about teleporting bread.

@AJPONDreal

5 күн бұрын

@@crzycondude I just like scrolling through comments while watching the video honestly

@Cookieslolv1

4 күн бұрын

​@@AJPONDrealI think u should rewatch this seen 1:20:25

Best SFM Award goes to: "Emesis Blue."

@mechanicpluto2430

3 күн бұрын

Not to mention longest

@Kpheark

3 күн бұрын

Do they still do saxxy’s anymore?

@new_random_guy

Күн бұрын

​@@mechanicpluto2430Its longer than you think

@What_to_talk_about

Күн бұрын

@@new_random_guysmart

@StupidGuy-GarbageAnimations

Күн бұрын

Best fights in SFM and the most overhated award goes to: skibidi toilet by DaFuq!?Boom!

i love how despite the fact that the mercs are portrayed as very well past their prime, soldier still sees a rocket launcher and has a caveman instinct to perform a rocket jump

@bcgazero6472

8 ай бұрын

I guarantee you should demo have a sticky launcher in this movie,the first thing he'd do is sticky jump

@TerriazeCAPCUTeditor

8 ай бұрын

757

@sleepiestagent

7 ай бұрын

Bridget enjoyer spotted Respect+

@Diplexify

7 ай бұрын

what timestamp

@ghostlytvt3029

7 ай бұрын

27:35 @@Diplexify

To think that Soldier was the most sane person out of everyone in this SFM says alot…

@Crinlask

9 ай бұрын

engineer gaming

@ifran7

9 ай бұрын

Engineer gaming

@deoxys_prime

9 ай бұрын

Engineer gaming

@hmptr1

9 ай бұрын

Engineer gaming

@Tetarquanas

9 ай бұрын

Engineer gaming

"Doc, I was on the second floor." HITS HARD

lord... the Jaunt references. the voice acting. the movement and animation. the sound design. the color grading. im not even a tf2 fan and i want to make all my friends watch this movie.

@Meldiocre

5 күн бұрын

Watching with my friend rn, and the first thing to come up was “it’s eternity in there!” I bout lost my shit. The jaunt is the scariest story I’ve ever read, period.

@M0nster_Zer0

3 күн бұрын

Same

"And that's how I lost my medical license!"

@user-lt4rq2xi2g

Жыл бұрын

Heavy in his mind: ... am i going to become zombie?

@ahmedslab8666

Жыл бұрын

​@@user-lt4rq2xi2g No idea :D

@engineseven.

Жыл бұрын

underated comment

@bazyl9531

Жыл бұрын

You know you can't lost something you never had

@justaneditygangstar

Жыл бұрын

@@user-lt4rq2xi2g don’t cry you big baby…. It’s just your life and not mine 😊

Emesis Blue was made in Source Filmmaker. The most insane and inconsistent animation software known to man. I can barely place a character, move the limbs of the model, and have it on a flat surface. This man deserves monetary compensation far beyond whatever this video makes him. You sir, deserve a saxxy award.

@mechanicpluto2430

9 ай бұрын

Nah fuck that, they deserve an EMMY.

@Ashadow

9 ай бұрын

This needs to be in THEATERS homeboy

@astroboy512

9 ай бұрын

It was a whole team of people who made this, I think

@Geekster1984

8 ай бұрын

whole ass team deserves 20 per person fr

@KrawmKruach

8 ай бұрын

got to agree, this deserves accolades ... hell the entire production team deserves accolades. This was a masterpiece of suspense and horror... 9.5/10 its almost perfect.

The fact that this shows up when you search the best tf2 sfm REALLY SAYS SOMETHING

I only just noticed something about the third act: Corporal fired three shots to put down the Butcher, one shot at the monitor showing Archibald on the phone with Goldman, and one shot to kill Archibald. That's five shots... leaving one bullet left to play Russian Roulette with Soldier and Fritz. Did he plan it that way? Can't say I know, but that's the kind of foresight and attention to detail I can wholeheartedly appreciate, be it from the filmmakers, Corporal, or all of the above.

Im glad that despite the incredible horror he still managed to include "pregnancy machine" as a throwaway joke

@cevatkokbudak6414

8 ай бұрын

timestamp?

@kaiuniverse876

8 ай бұрын

1:03:18@@cevatkokbudak6414

@kittywalker2009

8 ай бұрын

Srsly we need the timestamp

@kaiuniverse876

8 ай бұрын

@@kittywalker2009 1:03:18

@kittywalker2009

8 ай бұрын

@@kaiuniverse876 thanks

SFM artists on their way to go from making 30 second skits featuring a fat Russian saying “Pootis” to horror movies 2 Hours long

@theloveseatlords6649

Жыл бұрын

Two hour long horror movies!

@berchead12

Жыл бұрын

@@theloveseatlords6649 two hundred thousand dollar long horror movies!

@Littlesegitiga

Жыл бұрын

​@@berchead12 Fantastic!

@molanohouse

Жыл бұрын

You sound like if it was a bad thing

@berchead12

Жыл бұрын

@@Littlesegitiga cocacolastic

1 year ago, i came and watched this masterpiece - 2 days after official release - now i watch it again

@sappers4ward

13 күн бұрын

Same

@MrSysiasko

8 күн бұрын

Better than 90% of the movies released in the past 10 years.

@CoolCatOlli

7 күн бұрын

@@MrSysiaskoagreed

4:05 Scout: “You sound like my mother” Of course he does

Fun fact: this movie was so good that a small company called valve decided to make a game based off it

@OnedeC529

Жыл бұрын

Wow 😮

@JoyScreams

Жыл бұрын

thats so cool, wonder what the game is called. maybe feam tortress 2.

@mahlawn2808

Жыл бұрын

@@JoyScreams Don't you mean the second installment of squad-factioned military stronghold?

@becauseiexistlmao

Жыл бұрын

@@mahlawn2808 no no it goes Group-Castle 1??

@ScoutTF2Gaming

Жыл бұрын

​@@becauseiexistlmaomembership household 0

I'd like to imagine this is the kind of story the BLU team gets involved in regularly, while RED is fighting robots and teleporting bread.

@joltz..2042

Жыл бұрын

RED Soldier : " I teleported bread! " BLU Soldier : " I've killed 5 men in cold blood.. "

@RinHere1937

Жыл бұрын

I've always headcanon'd that the BLU team is composed of serious and hard-working men in contrast with the living meme goofballs that form the RED team, and on top of that, they're literally cloned from the RED team then brainwashed and trained.

@thatpumpkingirl

Жыл бұрын

@@joltz..2042 RED Medic: "I am Ze Ubermenzch!" BLU Medic:

@avrie6668

Жыл бұрын

​@@RinHere1937 that's it I'm in the fandom now and will be for many years thank you for this head cannon

@RinHere1937

Жыл бұрын

@@avrie6668 Np, happy to share this headcanon with someone

Dude, this is actually sad when at 1:13:00 because its the fact that soldier's best friend is demoman in the real tf2 and its also so sad after the credit, its just shows a picture of medic and scout and then removes the scout, leaving only medic in the picture, its so sad...

Blu team: literally get fucked over Red team: I have done nothing except teleport bread for the last 3 days.

@Fandom-Hyperfixiations-Go

6 күн бұрын

Also RED Team: The Heavy is dead!

No jumpscares, no characters with negative IQ. This is genuine horror.

@pankek5431

Жыл бұрын

> No characters with negative IQ Yeah but seeing spy standing there, pointing his gun at the Pyro (who has a submachine gun) definitely made me go "Ehhh?"

@Toastii_Broskii

Жыл бұрын

@Pan KEK idk, he probably wanted to more information instead of just killing him off the bat.

@adat81

Жыл бұрын

47:00 dude, the head, shoot the goddamn head

@wutertots1487

Жыл бұрын

Spy is the one exception. Man throws a damn rocket launcher to the ground, points a gun at a guy who's already holding his gun out, and throws a cigarette in a room that he himself doused with gas

Жыл бұрын

@@wutertots1487 I gotta agree on that lol

For such a spooky movie, the "He's been handy sir" "He's got none left!" Really got me

@theone.whoasked

8 ай бұрын

Don't forget the pregnancy machine

@samuelflipaclip7415

8 ай бұрын

@@theone.whoaskedlmao

@0mnijax966

8 ай бұрын

"I did not ask for your opinion"

@True_Sun_God

7 ай бұрын

What timestamp

@Broseph_Stalin.

7 ай бұрын

@@True_Sun_God 57:50

RED: "We all have three days to live!" meanwhile BLU:

55:58 the fact that's also a real burnt victims face makes that even more terrifying.

@lipe3220

8 күн бұрын

Wait... really?

@crylec6534

6 күн бұрын

@@lipe3220it’s based off the corpse model from HL2 which is based off a real burned victim.

@lipe3220

6 күн бұрын

@@crylec6534 I looked it up, I wish I hadn't

@crylec6534

5 күн бұрын

@@lipe3220 I’m sorry

@101Volts

2 күн бұрын

@@crylec6534 *Possibly* a real burned victim, or someone who donated their body to science and then had their face burned off with a blowtorch. You know, to teach people how the process works.

This happens when you get 20 Seconds to respawn

@willafton4582

Жыл бұрын

True.

@fleetadmiralauto6506

Жыл бұрын

Exactly how I feel every time

@BiankiMaster

Жыл бұрын

bro

@brotherels

Жыл бұрын

fuck 2Fort respawn timer, by the time I respawn, the enemy already capped the intel 3x and won

@shyemess

Жыл бұрын

Yep.

*Scene fades to black and then a 2fort gameplay starts playing with a voice over* "That was a recreation of a competitive clip that shows How it FEELS to play Medic"

@ultrakillfan84

11 ай бұрын

Lazy Purple reference i see? Cultured Mann.

@migs2011

11 ай бұрын

Vs machine

@snurt256

11 ай бұрын

as a medic main, i can confirm

@sindremordalkristiansen4414

11 ай бұрын

Underrated comment, got me pissin myself lmaoooo!!!! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

@caindain2179

11 ай бұрын

It could actually work lol😂😂😂

"Howed you know he wasn't gonna shoot u in the head?" " I didn't "

@randycampingco5670

15 күн бұрын

Pee pee poo 💩

@FallenKing_BallinKing

15 күн бұрын

​@@randycampingco5670wow you got the whole squad laughing.😐😑😐

Spy: “what street is it”? “Purgatory”. *proceeds to drift the hell out of the care to turn around 😂😂😂

My favorite part of this is honestly how they kept the friendship between Soldier and Demo. It’s just nice, I don’t know.

@zee2147

9 ай бұрын

facts! i was so happy

@garikm24

9 ай бұрын

Soldier and demoman actually friends (yes its canon.)

@kombuchaenjoyer

9 ай бұрын

same, the freezer scene was oddly wholesome!

@mothra4478

9 ай бұрын

In TF2 comics, Blu Soldier was friends with Red Demoman, so it makes sense. In this, it is also Blu Soldier and Red Demoman.

@thatguy45177

8 ай бұрын

Best part it, Blu soldier and Red demo man became friends in the lore canonically

BLU: *Complete Horror and tragedy* Meanwhile RED: "I teleported bread."

@Couch895

2 ай бұрын

One rule don't teleport the bread or you get me hi I'm the bread man and my life it's kinda crazy

@charma1867

2 ай бұрын

@@Couch895CRAZY? I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room, a rubber room full of rubber rats.

@Couch895

2 ай бұрын

It's not as funny since I changed my username but oh well

@charma1867

2 ай бұрын

@@Couch895Awww.

@charma1867

2 ай бұрын

@@Couch895Aw man.

I love how this focuses more on the original themes of team fortress, the noir esque themes of RED and BLU being the only corporations, run behind the scenes by TF industries…

this is a proof that we dont need films with good graphics or effects but it just needs to have good foundation

@Dogedoge-qz8lk

Күн бұрын

Yea

@Dogedoge-qz8lk

Күн бұрын

Well it needs some graphics

@Ivan-xm6xb

Күн бұрын

Facts

@TheActualMrLink

Күн бұрын

Art direction carries more weight than graphical fidelity

@rraiderr17395

Күн бұрын

@@Dogedoge-qz8lk yes but they dont need to be made for years

Gotta say, Fortress Films did a great job of portraying the least painful round of 2fort

@TheStudioArchitect

Жыл бұрын

2Fort in Ohio 💀

@cursedthing.69.84

Жыл бұрын

​@@TheStudioArchitect stop It with the fucking Ohio jokes they arent funny anymore

@alex.g7317

Жыл бұрын

@@TheStudioArchitect sssssshhhh!!!!

@wanderer3757

Жыл бұрын

@@TheStudioArchitect this joke is milked way too much.

@twigchad6841

Жыл бұрын

Doomprimaryfire

Never thought I'd see a Team Fortress 2 horror movie, let alone one that is unironically better than way better than most modern horror movies

@uglyrocks7411

9 ай бұрын

thanks duke nukem!!!!

@ThatBoiBandit

9 ай бұрын

That’s a bit of a stretch

@cactuss33ds

9 ай бұрын

i love when people say things like this. it really emphasizes how few modern horror movies you've actually seen that aren't like, The Conjuring.

@ThisLunitic

9 ай бұрын

@@ThatBoiBandita pretty recent example is Evil Dead Rises; it’s not scary, just extremely gory.

@jkarit

9 ай бұрын

​@@cactuss33dsYou think these guys actually still watch movies? Bet they haven't even played any games except TF2. Why I think so? Well, they watch reviewers who hate everything, and they base their opinion on it, and because of that, they avoid playing or watching them.

Deaths: 0:25 tenth class 1:46 dead mercs 2:00 decayed corpses 8:28 heavy (1/2) 12:19 Scout's mom 31:02 medic (1/3) 31:56 scout 32:15 Maynard Conagher 33:50 zed Conagher 39:26 sniper (1/2) 41:16 dead soldiers 41:30 hallucination spy 41:32 dead soldier 40:49 skeleton 46:30 zombie sniper 47:13 zombie engineer 47:29 zombie scout 47:39 zombie heavy 47:47 zombie soldier 50:11 zombie medic (before) 50:39 zombie medic 54:36 blu heavy 54:45 blu sniper 54:53 scout again 1:03:12 skeletons 1:03:39 tenth class again 1:05:15 *scout?* 1:11:35 frozen bodies 1:12:25 demoman 1:14:55 Pyro 1:17:31 Archibald 1:20:30 sniper (2/2) 1:23:16 medic (2/3) 1:24:34 800,000 corpses (as stated by Archibald) 1:32:23 heavy (2/2) 1:38:45 spy 1:39:07 bodyguard 1:39:52 3 mercs 1:40:19 driver 1:40:44 Blutarch Mann 1:41:25 officer Johnny and police chief 1:41:50 Redmond Mann 1:46:25 medic (3/3) If I missed any deaths tell me

@nallsa1377

7 күн бұрын

you missed skibidi toilet death😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Foot908

2 күн бұрын

Idts

19:39 I really love that the raindrops bounce off of Fritz’s head instead of simply passing through him. Little details like that that Fortress Films didn’t “have” to put in show how much love and care was put into this film, and I’m LIVING for it!

@mrsammie2566

Күн бұрын

Plus i heard this was made on a decade old computer

@TheActualMrLink

Күн бұрын

@@mrsammie2566 b r u h

Y'all don't just deserve a Saxxy, y'all deserve an Emmy

@ajc0072

Жыл бұрын

No, not an Emmy. An Oscar

@ralek592

Жыл бұрын

Imagine Valve makes a new item just titled "A fucking Emmy" Description: "Yall need to chill, this was intended for comedy" Imbued with an ominous power

@TheDude8008

Жыл бұрын

Tbh Saxxy has become a more impressive reward since they stopped giving them

@petraexe

Жыл бұрын

If Markiplier in Space was nominated we can get this nominated

@ralek592

Жыл бұрын

@@smolltaco5667 i was talking about SFMs

The scene where medic is crying and soldier offers him his last cigarette is a masterpiece

@draw2death421

11 ай бұрын

Not crying. Hes laughing. When your body is overwhelmed by stress or fear your mind starts to try to calm you down by making you laugh. Has hapened to me few times during panic attacks.

@maksymilians931

11 ай бұрын

@@draw2death421 He cries due to shock, then he gets a cig and laughs out of overwhelming stress

@mister_needles

11 ай бұрын

Be there for your bros. They go through stuff and you just gotta be there. That's what matters

@Angelstudioz1111

11 ай бұрын

@@mister_needles yes

@Kernwadi

11 ай бұрын

In Russia, if hand is rotten, you cut off hand. If arm is rotten, you cut off arm. But if heart is rotten... you cut off leg. This is Russian love song.

THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVERR!!!! Rip medic :(

@bruhbruhbruhmonkey

3 күн бұрын

Maybe he is still alive by Respawn Machine.

Red lore: DIE BREAD DIE. Blue lore: the respawn machine isn’t working. What did you see doc. You don’t want to know

“What’d he tell ya?” “It’s eternity in there.” Gives me chills, favorite line in the entire movie.

@BrewMe96

Жыл бұрын

i loved the part where soldier blows the shit outta sniper

@NotaAura

Жыл бұрын

Stephen King's "The Jaunt" . . .

@Dramilos

Жыл бұрын

@@BrewMe96 yeah me too

@wr1ght939

Жыл бұрын

@@BrewMe96 🤨🤨🤨

@justineldridge3220

Жыл бұрын

i see what you mean before i got to that scene i took a gander at the comments and found yours i just got to the part where he says it very spooky

Mario movie? DOOM? Final Fantasy? *TF2* has entered the chat.

@WhiskeyWater

Жыл бұрын

Tf2 has to have some of best short films and movies out there.

@TheKingofBunga2912

Жыл бұрын

What Half - Life?

@juani4718

Жыл бұрын

Vengo del after...

@marcosleonelmirandacosme8576

Жыл бұрын

Que buena recomendación

@donnadie2068

Жыл бұрын

@@juani4718 Yo también

Friendly reminder that this fan-film was not only covered on Dead Meat's Kill Count, but it was also the first fully animated film to be covered in the series, as well as ending up becoming the current Kill Count Champion with a whopping 800,054 total confirmed kills, thanks to the wombo combo of the scene with Soldier listening in on the conversation about Respawn Compatibility combined with the scene of Soldier in the hellish body dump.

Medic: don’t be ridiculous someone was just passing by Scout: doc l was on the second floor I literally got goosebumps 😟😟😏

"I met my grandfather, he's been dead for 30 years" "What did he tell you?" "It's an eternity in there" Gave me chills

@TheStudioArchitect

Жыл бұрын

Could we get a timestamp?

@To-qf7cq

Жыл бұрын

​@gamingpotato It's at 1:00:59

@TheStudioArchitect

Жыл бұрын

@@To-qf7cq Thank you, appreciate it!

@Orlando_Furioso

Жыл бұрын

​@@TheStudioArchitect 17 second mark

@sry525

Жыл бұрын

his grandfather is the soldier on the start of the movie

This dude hands down created the best horror movie using the most unforgiving film engine in existence and doesn’t even have a gold play button

@mechanicpluto2430

8 ай бұрын

We gotta change that

@Luminarye

8 ай бұрын

Its sad how skibidi toilet has 50x the amount of views on certain videos compared to this

@alexref6074

7 ай бұрын

Now imagine if valve hired him before the movie was made then made an ending for comics. And then made this movie canonical end for the tf2 and then made trailer for tf3. I know there are a lot of lore mismatches, and there ain't no way valve abandons tf2 while it's still alive and one of the most long living and profitable games, and it's more chance that meteor falls at the same place for 50 times at 2 days time period that Tf3 will ever exist, but just imagine what shock it would cause, of course a lot of people would be mad and a lot of just lost speech just imagine the chaos it would cause.

@vrexyyzeditz

7 ай бұрын

​@@Luminaryethe story is actually good kinda

@WARN-2_1

7 ай бұрын

​@@vrexyyzeditzno it isnt LMFAO it doesnt have any lore 80% of it is fan made and its mid anyways

Imma rate this out of 10 Cinematic 10/10 Horror 10/10 Lore 10/10 Characters 10/10 [i forgot but its a 10/10]

this plays so well into medics actual character too all i can hear whenever i see emesis blue medic i just hear " *I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE* " and " *TODAY I BECOME A GOD* "

Can we talk about Spy for a second? When Spy says "Who is there to save ME, Jules?" He overlooks Soldier. Soldier not only saved him once, during the confrotation with Heavy, but twice, when he tackled Spy to cover. He overlooks the fact it was his own fault, not Soldiers, that the Car blew up. He overlooks that Soldier just couldn't save him, not that he didn't try. When he flicks the cigeratte at Pyro, he never crossed his mind that he would've gotten burnt. He never realized that almost everything bad that happened to him was his own fault, and you could argue that his murder was technically his own fault too, since his insane depravity lead to Medic murdering him. He's a massive fucking hypocrite.

@technoturnovers7072

11 ай бұрын

yeah, the canon Spy would consider this dude a fucking hack amateur and "disgrace to spies everywhere" (that's the voice line when a Spy dominates an enemy spy ingame.) His acting sucks (getting caught out as a fake at the crime scene), he didn't matador backstab the Heavy at the beginning of the movie despite having a clear opportunity to, he barely even shoots anyone with his revolver, and just is a fuckup in general.

@user-rf5lf7cq5e

11 ай бұрын

True

@malif1279

11 ай бұрын

That's a damn good detail

@gronk2102

11 ай бұрын

spy is the DSP character of the film, he did nothing wrong and its everyone elses fault

@Kernwadi

11 ай бұрын

Let's say, hypothetically, I am a barbie girl. Okay let's even say I'm in a barbie world. Right so, in this scenario, I would obviously know from personal experience that life in plastic is fantastic. Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume you could brush my hair and undress me literally everywhere? Imagination; you can derive from the fundamentals of basic logic that life is your creation.

You know, when people say “some TF2 animators could make feature length films if they wanted” I don’t think anyone expected someone to actually try for it. I’m already looking forward to this.

@willc3697

Жыл бұрын

I swear, we need to round up a bunch of animators like these to make an original feature film, and put it in for the big screen. Imagine Disney and Pixar getting their asses handed to them by a movie made by some GMOD animators.

@pelonmorales4031

Жыл бұрын

The possibilities of what the SFM animators can create with one another are endless! One of the best SFM films out there. Aside from the Pootis Engage films.

@yamstree2454

Жыл бұрын

>Unusual Redemption

@ItsPronouncedCore

Жыл бұрын

@@willc3697 pp😊😊😊😊pppppp

@threemooseqateers9689

Жыл бұрын

Really putting the film in source filmmaker

36:23 "Looks like Ray Charles traded the piano for an M40" MAN I'M DEAD

@TheSpy605

3 күн бұрын

I know M40 is a weapon, but I don't know who Ray Charles is and the context of why he was mentioned, could you explain?

@TheSpy605

3 күн бұрын

I watched Emesis Blue 2 months or so ago and it still bloody slaps

@yourlocalcyborg

3 күн бұрын

@@TheSpy605 He's a blind pianist

@TheSpy605

3 күн бұрын

@@yourlocalcyborg Lmao 🤣 Thanks a lot, that makes sense now.

I like the fact that everyone had a brutal, yet meaningful death. For example; Scout was mutated to the point of becoming another species, Medic killed himself in a van, Sniper waa sent to Limbo only to be brought back and killed yet again. But then there's Demoman who just walked into a bar and f*cking died. What the f*ck

@jocelantonettetenoc5996

7 күн бұрын

He mistook the laboratory as a bar, as the flickering letters stated.

the sudden basegame soldier scream at 1:32:28 fucking KILLED me

@hime8903

9 ай бұрын

BRO SAME

@duckythecourier6857

9 ай бұрын

IT WAS SO UNEXPECTED

@lore644

9 ай бұрын

20:34 too

@sergiograulineo

8 ай бұрын

I read this while the scream happened

@JumbledTeeth

3 ай бұрын

IT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD LMAO

Cant belive that someone just made a tf2 horror movie on a decade old software and with more love than valve for the original game is amazing

@Yellowcheeseclub

9 ай бұрын

Yep

@RazorsharpLT

9 ай бұрын

Theres a distorted voice in reverse in 34:06 when medic goes out of his kill mode. Does anyone know what it says?

@mechanicpluto2430

9 ай бұрын

@@RazorsharpLT”If I had a gun I’d shoot you, you sick bastard” but pitched down and in reverse

@yeahitsme4066

9 ай бұрын

@@RazorsharpLT "your mom"

@honzasadilekdghdh7732

9 ай бұрын

not funny.

Chapter One; Graveyard Shift 5:16 Chapter Two; “Dinner’s Ready!” 9:46 Chapter Three; Intel Hell 17:32 Chapter Four; Crossroads 34:36 Funny 36:24 Chapter Five; The Doorway 54:04 Longer than you think 59:37 M 1:10:17 Chapter Six; Katabasis 1:21:34 My actual worse nightmare 1:29:25 Chapter 7; Blood Brothers 1:34:20 Spy’s Disguise/Dells Bar (most confusing part of the film) 1:42:48 “What the hell did I just watch?” 1:47:03

@miguelr53

6 күн бұрын

One like? Mom I’m famous!!!!

@miguelr53

3 күн бұрын

Btw, I have a theory that the Engineer reading the newspaper in Dells bar is actually the same person who called the Engineer in the part where scout was being tortured. This is because 1) The engineer uses a black phone, 2) the voice on the other end that’s heard in the “scout torturing room” is distorted because he’s calling from a different dimension/plain 3) Maynard obviously knows Dell, saying he hasn’t called in a while, as after Dell died in spies disguise, so the dells bar engineer essentially replaced him and tricked Maynard since they have the same engi voice. 4) there’s plenty of time manipulation so maybe that could explain how the dells bar engi is calling Manayard when him and his dead brother are seen in the same room at the time

Top notch animations and knowing this was made in SFM makes it even better

The dedication to making a 2 hour horror film with nothing but sfm is absolutely mind boggling

@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828

Жыл бұрын

they used other assets.

@realviroframe

Жыл бұрын

@@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 it's still sfm lmao

@alikks8161

Жыл бұрын

@@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 what did you expect them to create a 2 hour horror film only using models from tf2?

@helohel5915

Жыл бұрын

The whole using the same scenes in a loop part is really great - and probably made using SFM for this (slightly) easier (but only slightly)

@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828

Жыл бұрын

@@alikks8161 thats what the og commenter was implying

The fact that the soldier talked quite a bit at the start, but as it went on he went silent really just shows the trauma and horror he went through

@TheGrandTD

6 ай бұрын

Time to wait another 4-5 years for another masterpiece

@legendly8442

6 ай бұрын

One of my favorite lines that he said before trauma was “ITS THE VOICE OF GOD, YOU SON OF A BITCH!” Top notch acting.

@randomstuff4997

6 ай бұрын

what the fuck happened, did the doc just hallucinate everything this whole time or did this shit actually happen but was replaying through doc's head because of those pills????

@legendly8442

6 ай бұрын

@@randomstuff4997 Everything happened until the end, in which he died driving into the pole. Everything after that including dells was probably like purgatory for him. You can also see Zed and his other brother (idk the name) in the back of dells, which basically confirms this

@randomstuff4997

6 ай бұрын

@@legendly8442 damn..

I think the most fascinating thing about this movie is that none of the characters feel stupid or incompetent like most characters in horror movies every time they make I feel like I would make the same decision it makes the story feel so much more real.

This is one hell of watch. I was on the edge of my seat throughout the entire film. Seriously great stuff! Keep up the great work and looking forward to what you do next!

Blu lore: violence, horror, ton of tragedy, and a whole lot of loops Red lore: *b r e a d*

@winterhorb767

Ай бұрын

funny bread tumors

@IM_THAT_GUY-2015

Ай бұрын

SLICER

@walmartbagvr12

Ай бұрын

B-R-E-A-D

@visceraphobia

Ай бұрын

mmmmm bread

@ASuperiorNoob

Ай бұрын

I teleported bread

I cannot imagine how painful using sfm for such a long movie must have been 💀

@battledogs3970

3 ай бұрын

To say how painful, look at how long ago the first trailer was released

@FunnyViper

3 ай бұрын

@@battledogs39705 years is crazy dedication 💀

@garikm24

3 ай бұрын

I have seen a new TF2 SFM movie named "Magnificent Nine" It's freaking 2 hours!!!

@ryanfilmsdude1

3 ай бұрын

@@garikm24 its just all of their recent videos combined

@garikm24

3 ай бұрын

@@ryanfilmsdude1 ye ik

lil bro's entire build after seeing a single player:

31:31 bro is the definition of i always come back 💀🗿

One thing I like is, how soldier is portrayed in this film. At first you kind of expect him to be the insane, wild card of the cast, but after a while you realize that he is probably the sanest person in the whole film

@crossbo5345

3 ай бұрын

to me, he's kind of like a loyal dog. willing to follow you to the end of the earth, and nearly forgiving of everything.

@summersensation9244

3 ай бұрын

​@@crossbo5345For the most part. He was willing to do a suicide explosion after realizing that the Smoker and Jules were evil, hence him helping Medic when the police came by and Soldier killing Blutarch.

@tepin2115

2 ай бұрын

I tend to think that's the RED Soldier. It's good that the counterparts from both teams have distinct personalities, just like different people play the same character in the game.

@DionyYT

2 ай бұрын

your mistaken 1:22:25 spy is the most sane

@TheNoobAgent

2 ай бұрын

Same

So all of this happened during Halloween. Boy, this is the most intense Scream Fortress event I've ever seen.

@ThatguyUkn0wfr0mS0mewhere

10 ай бұрын

I wonder what their gonna make for Swissmas.

@Markeplier23

10 ай бұрын

@@ThatguyUkn0wfr0mS0mewhereBLUE CHRISTMAS

@lflynn82

10 ай бұрын

Yea they should put an event on halloween where they show this video and have cosmetics like the end of the line update

@epickduk

9 ай бұрын

The M is for Merasmus

@lflynn82

9 ай бұрын

The M is for miraculous animation

the fact that scout was being portrayed as the pawn is just another good fucken detail man

Ngl this is the best of Source Filmmaker I have ever seen, props to you Fortress Films. I need to re-watch it again to even try to figure out what the hell I just watched haha 10/10!

God I wish Valve still did the Saxxy awards so this masterpiece could get what it deserves

@zimriel

5 ай бұрын

it is saxxy in our hearts

@jakestaheli8532

5 ай бұрын

​@@zimrielvery saxxy

@DoctorProph3t

5 ай бұрын

They need to make a whole new award for this level of film. A Golden Crowbar?

@psychic79

5 ай бұрын

@@DoctorProph3tno, the golden pill bottle

@MeaTargett-du3jw

5 ай бұрын

This is beyond the Saxxy awards. This deserves so much more

never thought I'd see the day that a really fantastic psychological horror film would take place primarily within 2fort starring tf2 characters.

@jakethebaconhair29

11 ай бұрын

2fort is a psychological horror that every tf2 fan fear

@elijah1791

10 ай бұрын

I love the way they made them look I don’t know, but they changed they look more human and cold

@mechanicpluto2430

10 ай бұрын

@@elijah1791The use of mo-cap suits definitely helped, but I think the main thing is the animation for the facial expressions, especially the eyes.

@LegendaryBrah

10 ай бұрын

Once upon a time in 2fort part 2 kinda was close to what you’re describing

@seronymus

10 ай бұрын

​@@mechanicpluto2430did they really use mocap? How

I loved the story line I mean everything it’s just so smooth and great keep it up

@Catking-666

15 күн бұрын

yep

This is amazing. AMAZING!

Congrats on not only being the first animated film to get a Kill Count on Dead Meat, but also dethroning fucking Dude Bro Party Massacre III as THE NEW KILL COUNT CHAMPION

@user-qz7nd8iz9d

6 ай бұрын

I came to the offical realise for this comment

@Theofficialcheems

6 ай бұрын

Over 800000 kills

@Guyman-fq5dc

6 ай бұрын

800,054 kills, pretty damn impressive

@m0nk315

6 ай бұрын

@@Guyman-fq5dcim pretty sure that it was 55 i think james misscounted

@IrascibleTank

6 ай бұрын

@@m0nk315 I think James forgot to count the police officer who talked with soldier and spy through the police radio at the beginning of the movie, we heard him get killed through the radio and it was confirmed in a later scene that he died when one of the other officers say that his body was stuffed in a dumpster.

This has to be both the creepiest and the most confusing movie I've seen in a very long time. To think such an incredible masterpiece was made on the SFM fills me with awe.

@bigfungus2331

11 ай бұрын

that used to be my old pfp so you can imagine my horror as I saw it, like no way I saw this before lmao, thought I pulled a medic

@Kernwadi

11 ай бұрын

In Russia, if hand is rotten, you cut off hand. If arm is rotten, you cut off arm. But if heart is rotten... you cut off leg. This is Russian love song.

@amebee709

10 ай бұрын

its you

@Gubuyguy

10 ай бұрын

Deez nuts fill u with awe

@LucasTheOnion

10 ай бұрын

it fills me more with dread that someone was powerful enough to create a movie that long and amazing IN SFM I watched too much lazy purple to not think of all the problems it had, how much it broke and crashed and failed. Yet it is so well made, dunno who gave the creators will and strength to finish it, but I applaud them

I went through all stages of grief when I finished watching this, best hour and 48 minutes of my life

I love soldiers, moment. When he asks." Ever shot one of your own before?" I really like it because it really is a difficult thing to do.

The mom scene actually sent chills down my spine, you turn the other direction to see pyro standing with an axe, actually terrifying.

@pyrofromtf2

10 ай бұрын

I am Pyro from the film. What do you think?

@mechanicpluto2430

10 ай бұрын

@@pyrofromtf2 I think if psychological damage showed up on the leaderboard you'd be in first place.

@Gamer-kazinky

10 ай бұрын

The way the head uncannily stared at scout freaked me the fuck out

@pyrofromtf2

10 ай бұрын

@@mechanicpluto2430 is that a compliment?

@pyrofromtf2

10 ай бұрын

@@Gamer-kazinky yeah, I put it there to freak him out.

“That was a recreation of one of my favorite moments playing medic”

@HK-pq7pe

5 ай бұрын

lmaoo

@Ojito33

4 ай бұрын

Emesis blue was just the introduction ☠️

@xwingknight

4 ай бұрын

Average Lazypurple video be like

@jaciatkinson5095

4 ай бұрын

Did you know what the model skeleton in The medics office.​ Is it actually real@@Ojito33

@wafflesfancy2900

3 ай бұрын

"That was a recreation of a competitive medic clip where I accidentally noclipped while sending a heavy and scout to their doom."

that was an amzing man keep up the work

at 29:17, the unknown caller actually says "we've been compromised", whoever that was, they tried to warn the conagher brothers, and I don't think it was about medic.

@jocelantonettetenoc5996

7 күн бұрын

It's probably neither Soldier or Spy too since: Both are looking for Jules and Medic. Medic himself was looking for Scout. And I have a feeling that whoever's coming for the brothers isn't without any intentions.

@DucksAreCool08

6 күн бұрын

​​@@jocelantonettetenoc5996hopefully they'll expand on this one line in future films, i'm genuinely curious as to who the caller was warning the brothers about.

The entire Scout side plot was legitimately disturbing. Just a guy getting by, accidentally getting ruined and intoxicated by the medic, only to be stalked, kidnapped, and mutilated into an expendable, thoughtless demon designed to kill

@randompurpleslime8963

Жыл бұрын

They also decapitated scouts mother and kinda toyed with it before kidnapping adding even more pain

@dingdong896

Жыл бұрын

Wait are those two are the same scout?

@Flour-4

Жыл бұрын

@@dingdong896 I'm not really sure? I always thought they were

@theabyss310

Жыл бұрын

I thought that the monster Scout was a hallucination kinda deal

@mechanicpluto2430

Жыл бұрын

​@@theabyss310 I was gonna say I thought that was RED team's Scout but then I remembered he's one of the corpses upstairs in the gun area, so now I don't know lol

I just want to say, that the entire sequence with Scout in his home is genuinely unsettling. Scout listening to his own voice on the other end of the phone, his mothers' head peering out from around the corner at him with the whistling. It's just such a well done scene, so good.

@mechanicpluto2430

8 ай бұрын

That scene was a complete and utter masterclass in terror. The atmosphere, the lack of music/fanfare/jumpscares, you just see the look of absolute dread on Scout's face...and then the next scene, there it is. Just, perfection.

@DarkStriker06

7 ай бұрын

I found the mother's voice a bit unsettling when she says "Dinner's ready dear" right before the phone rings. It doesn't sound right

@davidsayers450

7 ай бұрын

You forgot about the mothers head dropping.

@lmahu6627

7 ай бұрын

​@@DarkStriker06 I also caught that when I first watched the movie. The atmosphere was already unnerving, and her not sounding normal added to that. Then her head dropped to the ground and you realize it wasn't her at all.

@Enderwave22

7 ай бұрын

“You ever get the feeling like you're being watched?”

I will never look at Team Fortress 2 the same way ever again.

Congratulations to the entire team of the fortress films for making the most genius design movie I ever saw in my entire life that is certainly something that is worth watching analysing and making theories

The fact that it's a psychological horror made by TF2 characters made it so unexpecting it had my jaws dropped the whole film.

@funbun3700

Жыл бұрын

​​​​@@jeffcarroll1990shock they only gave their opinion on the movie. if thaf offended you then learn to scroll チqkfqce.

@ivankristusic7381

Жыл бұрын

​@@jeffcarroll1990shock "Oh no! I very much dislike their opinion! Let me cry about it on the internet and call the film a rip-off to make myself feel better!"

@localk4662

Жыл бұрын

@@jeffcarroll1990shock Lovecraft just ripped off reality itself.

@mechanicpluto2430

Жыл бұрын

@@jeffcarroll1990shock I've seen my fair share of hot takes but yours is hot enough to become a miniature Sun it's also wrong

@NeonLabsss

Жыл бұрын

@@jeffcarroll1990shock wrong, and also lets you make a better sfm lol

The moment at which soldier gets hit by the crowbar and realises that reality was no longer linear was so chilling to me

@vishburgula7050

3 ай бұрын

Even worse, we tried teleporting a sandwich and ended up with a teleporting pickle instead! Talk about a dill-emma!"

@TheMajor2034

3 ай бұрын

​@@vishburgula7050😂😂

@nazmameah3810

3 ай бұрын

What does this mean???

@ChopperNLE

3 ай бұрын

Timestamp?

@user-le9ug1bs8y

3 ай бұрын

Exasperated

now that i think of it... its halloween night so monoculus probably time travelled back or smth and this happened...

This is better than a lot of formally budgeted films. I'm impressed and want to share it with a watching group. It's really good.. 🏴‍☠

I don't think anyone would have guessed a horror-thriller would be the first notable, high-quality, TRUE feature-length SFM animation, that was also still grounded it in the TF2 world (albeit with more grittiness/seriousness and the use of popular headcanons). Personally, I'm a sucker for any exploration into a respawn machine existing and explaining why there are just 9 mercenaries, especially when it explores just how potentially terrifying the concept can be. I genuinely enjoyed watching this abstract piece of art. Kudos to all those who worked on it! You guys put out a GREAT piece of artwork!

@kurutical

Жыл бұрын

the skymin is real?!?

@lampionmancz

Жыл бұрын

I agree! The people who made this did an amazing job, it's really cool that somebody got an idea like this as I think it works very well.

@phanindravaibhav3319

Жыл бұрын

Ik it's a strange request but I hope you (or other viewers/influencers) can share this film around. It honestly deserves way more views than its getting right now considering the amount of effort that went into it.

@RIP2UALL

Жыл бұрын

Huh, looks like other TF2Tubers enjoy this stuff too.

@firedoctor1

Жыл бұрын

Why do i feel like ive seen you before??? Sorry if this confuses you, but im very confused myself

I don't get how this SFM movie about a game that has been nearly abandoned for 6 years is better than 3/4ths of big studio movies we got last year. This thing was absolutely mindblowing.

@arkenn3497

Жыл бұрын

Tell me about it, I am blown away, completely blown away

@ajarofpickles2826

Жыл бұрын

Passion that’s all it is my friend

@GDooMCF

Жыл бұрын

Mindblowing? I guess that's it.

@theapexsurvivor9538

Жыл бұрын

3/4ths? More like 4/4ths.

@tgf2586

Жыл бұрын

​@SoulFodah HE LIVES!

“I won, I out lived my bro-“ gets ran over*😂😂😂

Bit late here, but I like how most of the tf2 characters are a polar opposites of their red counterparts parts: Medic: is/was more ptsd insane than evil german insane Heavy would never betray his team Scout is more humbled and less boastful Sniper is a sadist that mucks around with gut shots and monologues Soldier is more intelligent and a actual experience war vet Engineer(s) is more of his psychotic and sadistic side Pyro knows what he is doing to his victims Spy despite saying he’s the only sane man isn’t and is more incompetent that his red counterpart And demo is only partially drunk, and one-armed.

This entire movie just shows me how if you change the lighting in any scenario, it can instantly become spooky

@ricklominguez2944

11 ай бұрын

Lighting and sound make a scene

@adams.9284

10 ай бұрын

Nah but for real, the color grading in this is beyond impressive

@timmit4470

10 ай бұрын

this is just a loop

@bluespy377

10 ай бұрын

Also don't forget the ambience

@invis_potion

7 ай бұрын

​@@bluespy377lighting and sound make an ambience

I like how even when they're being attacked by insane serial killers and monsters, Red Demoman and Blu Soldier have a good time together since they're friends, just like in the lore.

@sutatpogquan815

8 ай бұрын

Redmond Mann: YIPEE YOUR DEAD I LIVE Medic: Nuh uh

@marcusocampo3359

8 ай бұрын

@@sutatpogquan815funi

@marisakirisame1st

8 ай бұрын

​@@sutatpogquan815 a tree: yuh uh

@lovecheesesticks

27 күн бұрын

Hey wait a minute your not a assassin your a crazed gun mann

2:22 you can see that the room is red and the clock and the photo of a human body is blue, i think this symbolieses the time loops of the respawn machine, and the horror of the respawn machine and the victims

I just watched this at 3 in the morning and I gotta say this is a masterpiece

Never in my life have I been tricked into watching a horror movie and been absolutely into it for every moment of it, but here we are. Absolute masterpiece, truly one of the greatest things ever created with SFM

@DeltaTitan

Жыл бұрын

I thought I hated horror, but I love this in the way that I love much of the scp foundation. It's far more than just horror. This is art.

@sami_irl

Жыл бұрын

YOU DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS A HORROR MOVIE FROM THE FIRST 30 SECONDS??

@biozin1706

Жыл бұрын

@@sami_irl He prob did.

@adamgill9730

Жыл бұрын

Do you think the Heavy in the suit was essentially Mr X from RE2

@archdiangelo7930

Жыл бұрын

@@adamgill9730 Yeah, that was definitely the vibe I got, plus a little bit of Nemesis with the "S.T.A.R.S..."-esque line of *"BUILDERS LEAGUE..."*

This is how you make a horror movie. No dumb characters making dumb decisions, no wastage of time, no repetitive jumpscares and just pure suspense and horror. Fortress Film your years of hard work was definitely way more worth than we thought would love to more videos of these.

@flonkifyray

Жыл бұрын

And no pootis

@caramel9154

Жыл бұрын

@@flonkifyray nOOOOO

@averageminecraftenjoyer9419

Жыл бұрын

@@flonkifyray 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@averageminecraftenjoyer9419

Жыл бұрын

@@flonkifyray pootis NOW!!!

@mecoolmecool387

Жыл бұрын

peak movie

I love this so much,it’s not like a scene that’s 8 minutes isn’t just talking there’s so much

This is actually amazing, its pure gold. I jus want more