You know the only thing worse than how these people died is the awkward funerals their families must have afterwards.... "What'd your kid die of?" "My son died in a fire saving four children from a burning house. How about yours?" "Mine died trying to scale the cathedral in order to take a selfie for her followers on instagram." "No seriously, how?"

@F4KE08

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@sonic_has_ur_address6321

2 жыл бұрын

"Thats actully how she died" "Wait really?" "Yes i warned her" "She was dumb eh?" "Yep"

@abeana86

2 жыл бұрын

“Damn, that’s dumb.” “I know right?” “She was literally a big kid!” “She should have known the dangerous consequence.” “Yep, true.”

@TheChamp820

2 жыл бұрын

@@abeana86 "oh hey guys" "Frank how'd you die " "Someone threw a grenade at me for no reason" "Bro.." "Yeah,I hate world War four"

@abeana86

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheChamp820 “Bruh Same I hate ww4” “We all did 😔”

“Some ideas are so dumb, even hearing them makes you feel slightly less intelligent” wow that’s a keeper😂😂

@justahuman5607

3 жыл бұрын

U weren’t getting replies so Hi :)

@williamrivett9987

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Nitrooooooogen

3 жыл бұрын

first person to reply with a profile picture.

@justahuman5607

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nitrooooooogen Loloolol

@SharkCatPVP

3 жыл бұрын

Second person to reply with a profile pic

George: Captain, what do we do if we step on a mine? Blackadder: Well, the common reaction is to jump 100 feet in the air then scatter yourself over a wide area.

@IyamSoRaya

2 ай бұрын

😂

@YellowFaceINC

2 ай бұрын

No you’re supposed to sing country roads

@MrManueleh

Ай бұрын

So then the ostrich died for nothing.

@ibrahimghibihisab8913

19 күн бұрын

​@@MrManuelehfear Allah

@ibrahimghibihisab8913

19 күн бұрын

​@@YellowFaceINCsuicide not allowed

The light fasting one has to be the stupidest of them all by far. As stunningly stupid as the others might have been, in those cases they were accidents, they happened quickly, so not like these people could have still taken a step back to think things over again once something started to go wrong. This woman had freaking weeks and not once did she stop to think, "Maybe that wasn't such a good idea after all."

@Taterzz

9 ай бұрын

women never admit they are wrong

@Kylesb

8 ай бұрын

@@Taterzz Well, duh. All of us women are perfection incarnate. There is never an opportunity for us to be wrong! 🤣🤣

@Life-Sky

8 ай бұрын

The thing is when you don't eat for so long your brain starts to slow down and your brain chemicals get messed up: You may feel "calm" because your brain starts to prepare for hunting/foraging, thus sharpening your senses and giving you clarity of mind (people mistake this thinking "I'm feeling good" when instead it's their brain trying to avoid death by sending all it's resources to itself in order to find a solution)

@efxnews4776

3 ай бұрын

@@Life-Sky Bingo, this is literally a case of die for your beliefs, is not much different from monks setting thenselves on fire to send a message... in the first week she could have thought this true, but after that, the brain start to suffer the severe consequences of starvation and so, is up to others step in.

@user-ym4xy6us5e

2 ай бұрын

Western universities (with female presidents) are currently dropping like flies due to similar diehard devotion to (DEI) ideology.

8:00 reminds me of a hilarious Family Feud answer. “Name something that can kill a party.” “A gun.”

@TylerTMG

Жыл бұрын

technicly (i know i cant spell)

@TheDendran

Жыл бұрын

"Guns dont kill people, I do!" -Rifleman, WarCraft III

@TylerTMG

Жыл бұрын

@@TheDendran NO _I_ DO *gunshots*

@WilliamDearthwd

29 күн бұрын

​@TheDendran And Mr. Larson (Richard Kiel) wore a T-Shirt labeled: GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE. I KILL PEOPLE.

@WilliamDearthwd

26 күн бұрын

​​@@TheDendran Richard Kiel as Mr. Larson wore such a shirt in Happy Gilmore.

*“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”* ~ Albert Einstein

@mateuszwisniewska1848

2 жыл бұрын

Briliant

@blank_toxic1285

2 жыл бұрын

What an inpsiring quote 🙏

@zyleak5918

2 жыл бұрын

He was super smart

@agentdoggo6085

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Nebby9176

2 жыл бұрын

Human stupidity expands faster than the universe

"you can out muscle many things in life brother, but a venomus spider might ain't be one of them" that got me to laugh

@darchangel2136

Жыл бұрын

I believe you mean, spider *bite*. Spider might is more like a cheesy promo for Spider-Man

@xtremeyoylecake

Ай бұрын

Bfb fan

@ibrahimghibihisab8913

19 күн бұрын

​@@darchangel2136tattoo not allowed

@ibrahimghibihisab8913

19 күн бұрын

India don't burn dead body not allowed

I was sipping a drink when the joke about "one spoonful of idiocy per day" turned up. Homer Simpson on the spoon, got me! Drink through my nose, everywhere, and on my phone as I laughed hard. Damn you, Be Amazed team! I love it, awesome video and a hilarious playlist. Darwin Awards, I hope this one never ends! I've done many dumb things...shopping trolley down icy slopes, knocked myself out on the bottom of a pool, fell backwards down a hill on a push bike, and racing down the track at Donington Race Park in a manual wheelchair. All fun, and only some of them whilst drunk. Oh, and I managed to literally skin my back on an adult sized drop slide, which was about 30ft or so. That last one, really wasn't my fault...my shirt rode up as I went down the slide, friction and gravity took care of the rest. I don't recommend that to anyone. Took weeks for those wounds to heal, and we were on holiday at the time. I spent the rest of it grimacing twice every day, when it had to be cleaned, and bandaged. Holiday was fun though!

@ibrahimghibihisab8913

19 күн бұрын

Tattoo not allowed

*"Never invite a friend to a party with less than 3 brain cells" 😂* *this guy always makes my day with a smile 😂*

@lettymoore3714

3 жыл бұрын

I have never seen a party with "less than 3 brain cells"!😂

@azobedmagh3988

3 жыл бұрын

@@lettymoore3714 ok

@icosamusicyt6096

3 жыл бұрын

8:28

@lmdurrett

3 жыл бұрын

what if you have 2.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 braincells?

@carmenramirez-rh9cn

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

As Douglas Adams said 'A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools'.

@gumanidagdagen7161

Жыл бұрын

ILavepiza

@danielboyd2588

Жыл бұрын

Yes. YES. We need people to beta test for EVERYTHING. Also foolproof foolproofing.

@RD9_Designs

Жыл бұрын

Douglas Adams was a genius!

@ibrahimghibihisab8913

19 күн бұрын

​@@RD9_Designsdrugs alcohol pork not allowed

@ibrahimghibihisab8913

19 күн бұрын

India don't burn dead body not allowed

I heard about one guy that was close to it. He decided to cut off random chunk of steel with oxy-acetylene torch. Lucky for everyone around his boss stopped him and called cops. Chunk of steel turned out to be soviet WW2 100kg bomb

I mean the meditating woman did technically manage to spend the rest of her life without eating

@ibrahimghibihisab8913

19 күн бұрын

Tattoo not allowed

"You can out muscle many things brother, but a spider bite one of them!" Dude that line made my day!

@Polar_Pyro_YT21

3 жыл бұрын

So true!

@goatieforever1013

3 жыл бұрын

Only if the spider was radioactive

@yayeetamus6006

3 жыл бұрын

You also can’t out muscle a bombshell you hit with a hammer

@alexisdavis577

3 жыл бұрын

Hey ruv these people aren't going to heaven anytime soon better tell sarv and I made cookies

@ruvzavodila6158

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexisdavis577 I'll let her know, also this reply made my day

My friend from Savanna Georgia told me that there was this one old lady who liked to feed wild alligators near her house and considered them her “friends”, until one day the old lady went missing and they found out she was eaten by the alligators she used to feed.

@firerhyme

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@FurnitureFan

3 жыл бұрын

🤔 🐊👻

@gamerslatestnews819

3 жыл бұрын

Not funny

@funtimechewyyumyumshow8176

3 жыл бұрын

@@gamerslatestnews819 It wasn’t supposed to be funny it’s a true story

@gamerslatestnews819

3 жыл бұрын

@@funtimechewyyumyumshow8176 you all makeing a joke of it not funny

1:46 a good reason on why not to let your ego get the best of you.

@ibrahimghibihisab8913

19 күн бұрын

India don't burn dead body not allowed

Lol as soon as he said “is anyone feeling hungry all of a sudden?" I was like yes now I am thanks for the excuse to get food

@FacelessFursona

Жыл бұрын

Same 😭

@ibrahimghibihisab8913

19 күн бұрын

Suicide not allowed

@ibrahimghibihisab8913

19 күн бұрын

​@@FacelessFursonasuicide not allowed

ok but i can't stop laughing at "felt cute, might delete myself" 💀💀😭

@I_GotchaPlaged

2 жыл бұрын

Same😂🖐️ 😭😭😭😭😭

@hakai1014

2 жыл бұрын

thats dark dude

@AspireGMD

2 жыл бұрын

@@hakai1014 dark and hilarious

@forever_skyler

2 жыл бұрын

I like seeing people die and killing them

@bunnyoatmilk1315

2 жыл бұрын

@@forever_skyler 😃

"he wasn't a bright spark in life, but he certainly was in death" xD good one

@magnificentmuttley154

3 жыл бұрын

👍👍 _He lit the sky brighter than fireworks on the 4th of July_

@ibrahimghibihisab8913

19 күн бұрын

​@@magnificentmuttley154 drugs alcohol pork not allowed

As GrayStillPlays once said: "if you have a stupid idea, someone in florida alredy tried it" [Edit]: 100 likes!? :O

@briannamcdaniel266

Жыл бұрын

I see you are a man of culture as well.

@Jack-ll7di

Жыл бұрын

You watch him too? Nice.

@briannamcdaniel266

Жыл бұрын

@@Jack-ll7di He's an amazing KZreadr.

@davisthedaviskids2574

Жыл бұрын

Judging by the spelling mistakes and the time this account was made (Dec 8, 2021) you are below the age of old Also someone please tell me how to say this person's name Djordjevic

@lxby3y

Жыл бұрын

Ooh you watched that one too?

Love this, even though I only recently found the channel. PSA: As my uncle taught me, "Never point a gun at someone or something unless you are prepared to shoot."

@ibrahimghibihisab8913

19 күн бұрын

Tattoo not allowed

Did you talk about the student who won a Darwin Award at Ottawa's Carleton University? He and his friends tried to find out who could spit farthest from the sixth-floor balcony of an apartment. One decided to give himself a running start, and ran...and flipped forward off the balcony to his death.

@nachoramirez1308

Жыл бұрын

Oh my God....that went from fun to terrifying...I can just imagine the fear....then nothing... chilling

@godofchaos9571

Жыл бұрын

How... how would running making you spit farther?

@thuytrangoan2508

Жыл бұрын

@@godofchaos9571 probably the momentum that gives spit travel speed a higher velocity?

@cuffed2479

9 ай бұрын

Did he win though?

@richardburke4250

9 ай бұрын

@@cuffed2479 maybe

The animation of the guy moping the road after the failed plane explosion is hilarious😂

@buyrcsp2

3 жыл бұрын

You mean the spongebob character?

@ziagochenaur2980

3 жыл бұрын

My LeG! 😂

@legosnowspeederproductions4793

2 жыл бұрын

We saw him in the MY LEG!!! Compilation

@ibrahimghibihisab8913

19 күн бұрын

​@@legosnowspeederproductions4793fear Allah

Another entry. My grandmother was so determined to die that she refused to go to the doctor, and refused to take medicine or supplements. She sat in a recliner for 20 years after my father died until her bones disintegrated and she broke her hip by falling on the way to the bathroom. They replaced her hip joint with an implant, but it got infected and had to be removed. It still took her 3 more years to die, but she finally made it at age 72.

well done to all the winners.... your parents must be so proud.

@ibrahimghibihisab8913

19 күн бұрын

India don't burn dead body not allowed

A kid in my grade school many years ago walked out to the middle of a frozen pond with a huge rock and threw it at his feet. Needless to say the huge rock went straight through the ice, and so did he. The end.

@Theawesomeninja_XD

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, that's scary. I can't believe he attempted that...

@mp_mia7989

3 жыл бұрын

@@Theawesomeninja_XD yeah it was messed up. All 5 of us just stood there in total shock for a good 10 sec. It took 4 days to find him I think.

@micahmorton9018

3 жыл бұрын

@@mp_mia7989 4 days to find the body or

@mp_mia7989

3 жыл бұрын

@@micahmorton9018 yeah 3 or 4 I can't really remember.

@silasthetomato

3 жыл бұрын

@@mp_mia7989 so he passed away?

"Treat every gun like its loaded" same goes with hornets nests and bombs

@Kidree69

3 жыл бұрын

*YES*

@cybercat29

3 жыл бұрын

That is so very true!

@joannaananicz2797

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yes

@rh1507

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah. I remember when I was a kid I got into my Dad's chest of drawers. I found my dearly departed Grandfather's 38. I messed around with it and it was loaded. It did fire and the bullet stuck in the ceiling. Boy did I get in trouble for that. Good thing I didn't shoot myself.

@christiefitzgerald5843

3 жыл бұрын

Well a bomb always treat it like its a nuke thats about to blow

"Light Refreshment" -- "Hey, I can live off solar power! Superman lives off solar power!" "Yeah, but lady, HE'S SUPERMAN!"

@ibrahimghibihisab8913

19 күн бұрын

Suicide not allowed

11:56 Yeah, it must have been a myth. To survive on sunlight and water for 7 decades would require being partly a plant. Those are autotrophs, and photosynthesis is what makes them create internal food. I got word Namekians in DragonBall are autotrophs. They do drink water but never need to eat.

“Felt cute might delete myself” damn that’s dark😂😂😂

@Angiesunshine13

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh they didn’t even get the meme right!!! It makes me mad that they forgot a single word lmao

@ArisdorkE

3 жыл бұрын

so true.

@RandomGrapeXD

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@kitty-danger

3 жыл бұрын

@@Angiesunshine13 I have one question are you serious because they did it on purpose it was joke

@ttallyntmxzzi6263

3 жыл бұрын

Haha I wanted the time stamp but then the It was already there

The animation for the intro had gotten so much better than a couple of years ago it has been a while

@oluve

3 жыл бұрын

I agree

@ThemindofOZIII

3 жыл бұрын

True

@workingstiff0586

3 жыл бұрын

Facts bro

@thandekanhlangulela3346

3 жыл бұрын

True;PREACH

@Red_Muzo

3 жыл бұрын

SkEtChErS!

Your voice cracks me up! The way you be talking when you are explaining these idiotic episodes.! Priceless 😂🤣😅

13:12 I didn't know till I watched this vid that cassowaries are a similar size to emus. And emus and ostriches can kill with a kick as well.

I love when you say, "removing themselves from the gene pool." Lmao 🤣😂

@RealGeoAether

3 жыл бұрын

@Aple_gaming it's from the intro

@beautifulcrazey7713

3 жыл бұрын

@Aple_gaming approximately 0:20

@rhyenjenkins3943

3 жыл бұрын

I love when he shits on the people, who killed theirselves in the stupidest ways

@getthehekout

3 жыл бұрын

8:54 or 8:53 its also there

@stephanielegg8747

3 жыл бұрын

😂

the thought of surviving on sunlight is exactly like the thought that you can achive immortality by repeatedly smashing a slab of wood covered in toothpaste into the old recliner in the basement non stop for 5 months.

@damienairalay552

3 жыл бұрын

Oddly specific, lol

@Idunnodude

3 жыл бұрын

@@damienairalay552 Ik xd I thought of random stuff

@Polar_Pyro_YT21

3 жыл бұрын

None of this makes sense.

@TheBaldEagleGeorgeWashington

3 жыл бұрын

Little odd but *o k*

@Mythological_Artisan

3 жыл бұрын

R/oddleysuspisic

A friend of mine 8 years ago today, died in a amazingly stupid way. We were at school and there was a rattlesnake on the cafeteria table. I went to go sit in another seat, but my friend thought it would be a good idea to hold the rattlesnake. It rattled its tail, but he didn't care. The rattlesnake bit him and he still didn't care. I called 911 but he denied being bit. But shortly after, he died.

@kathrynandrews7951

8 ай бұрын

That’s what he gets.

@REBECCA12341

7 ай бұрын

​@@kathrynandrews7951wife back door not allowed ect

@REBECCA12341

7 ай бұрын

​@@kathrynandrews7951drugs alcohol pork not allowed

@REBECCA12341

7 ай бұрын

Suicide not allowed

B.A mimicking Hulk Hogan is so hilariously accurate XD

"There's nothing wrong with being a thrill seeker, just as long as the thrills u seek arent laced with stupidity." Lol🤣 That line is both serious and amusing it killed me, it deserves an award🎖️🏆👏😂

@TailGreat

3 жыл бұрын

Soudy that is correct. That exact line is extremely humorous.

@melissaharris3890

10 ай бұрын

Saw a motorcycle/lawyer commercial. said "i wear a helmet because i like doing unsafe things safely"

@ibrahimghibihisab8913

19 күн бұрын

​@@melissaharris3890India don't burn dead body not allowed

As Einstein said, "the difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits"

@Gynra

3 жыл бұрын

@ozymandias nero nulifidian It's probably apocryphal, like most of Einstein's "sayings"

@2flymyboi180

3 жыл бұрын

But stupidity doesn’t

@cheems8342

3 жыл бұрын

@ozymandias nero nulifidian will ya stop ruining this actually good comment

@somebody1870

3 жыл бұрын

If you think about it makes sense

@somebody1870

3 жыл бұрын

@ozymandias nero nulifidian like the saying says your stupidity doesn't have limits

Who ever said reptiles aren't affectionate? Rattlesnake: Gimme kissies Constrictor: Gimme hugs

As an ignorant kid in my 20s, a car I used to own needed a starter, so I proceeded to support it with a plastic milk crate, and climb underneath. Fortunately for me again, a friend had his 5 ton truck jack handy. I could have earned lots of Darwin Awards in my past, no question 😅

in that 2nd to last story, "digging an early grave", i had the same exact experience as that man in the late 00's when i was on holiday with my family at a beach, and me and sister started digging on the dunes, unsupervised. Impressed with her work. my sister went away to get mum and dad, who was on a campsite a good 10 minutes walk away. i kept digging, and low and below, the entire structure fell on top of me burying me. i felt like my entire body was being crushed by the immense weight of sand on top of me, and i thought i was going to die, until i felt the sand shifting a whole 5 or 10 minutes later. i thought more sand was falling on top of me, but no, it was my mum and dad, frantically digging me out. thankfully for them, my head was facing the exit of the tunnel, and one of my arms at the time of the collapse was outstretched forwards, so my hand was the first thing they found, which they used to pull my body out. I survived that day. scared and terrified, and a lesson learned that i would never forget.

@beckyjohnson6798

Жыл бұрын

@@peopleplaygroundclips355 Yeah

@stamina5553

Жыл бұрын

you got REAL lucky there

@jirachi-wishmaker9242

Жыл бұрын

Darwin Award Runner-up🥈

@seansmith4513

9 ай бұрын

I was in White Sands New Mexico. When much the same thing happened. Some of the dunes are huge, 100s of ft across at the bottom. I had dug a good 30-40ft into the dune. Was so proud of myself I ran to get my dad. Legit, seconds after climbing out the dune collapsed behind me. O.o Never did that again. Haha Glad you're OK! Can't imagine how scary it was, even just 5 minutes would feel like an eternity.

“These spiders might not look as scary as some arachnids” - they are hairy, 6 inches across, display aggressive behavior, and basically look like tarantulas.

@Redwan777

3 жыл бұрын

*Arachnophobia intensified*

@janedoex1398

3 жыл бұрын

Arachnid is enough to trigger my "oh - gosh - NO" response ! Add the word "venom" and it's an instant "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE " response triggered.

@janedoex1398

3 жыл бұрын

1:00 Yes they DO look scary af ! :(

@Owen_loves_Butters

3 жыл бұрын

But tarantulas are harmless. And imo cute.

@cooltubes547

3 жыл бұрын

Nah brown recluses are quite small. Terrifying? yes(I’m arachnophobic) but big? Not really

What you said around 8:41 is one of the iron clad rules with firearms even if you know by fact it is empty after checking it 20+ times you still treat it as if it was loaded and ready to fire. That is what I was taught in my firearms class at least.

12:30 You've got to admire the willpower of the woman who resisted the irresistible: the urge to eat (available) food despite starvation, and was ultimately successful.

@ibrahimghibihisab8913

19 күн бұрын

India don't burn dead body not allowed

“Don’t point a gun at yourself” and this is why I will NEVER play Russian Roulette.

@gustavsliberts4394

2 жыл бұрын

Ok L0L

@vlastimil-furst

2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact, some people tried to play Russian roulette using a semi-auto handguns. Which sounds more like a straight out suicide than risking your life. As if it wasn't stupid enough to play Russian roulette in general.

@thefandomtraveller4091

2 жыл бұрын

Suicidal people play that game hoping it’ll remove their pain in a “fun” way

@user-cl4iq6ff5l

2 жыл бұрын

My grandpa only lost one time

@isaacpaintsemrouboanderline.

2 жыл бұрын

Russian roulette is*"f u n"* with fun i mean killing yourself

The party/gun one... Just think how lucky he was that he managed to hit such a small target...

@Leon-pd7cl

3 жыл бұрын

Oof

@errorsarefunny

3 жыл бұрын

His head/brain XD

@milkbottle1274

3 жыл бұрын

Because he has a small bran hahha

@liferanter936

3 жыл бұрын

My gosh XD

@simongreenwood445

3 жыл бұрын

Lucky he didn't play cowboys and Indians with the kids

My first visit to the channel. Love the narrative style! Can’t wait for another video!

@ibrahimghibihisab8913

19 күн бұрын

India don't burn dead body not allowed

8:41 ish - 8:43 I cannot stress that point enough. Years ago back when my dad still had his lever action Henry (There's a reason I'm brand dropping here) we had both got done firing off some rounds at a gun range to sight in a new .22 of his and were off in the places cleaning station. He hands me his Henry to teach me how to clean a lever action and so the first thing I do after watching a cop with his own lever action firearm is jack the lever 11 times to make sure there is nothing in it. Nothing comes out. So now of course thinking than this is an empty gun I go cleaning/oiling the damn thing and about the time I finish cleaning the gun my father askes one of the instructors there to keep an eye on me while he went to the bathroom. Not even 30 seconds later I ask to (I'm not sure of the phrase when you pull the trigger on a gun with no ammo so forgive me if I used the wrong one) dry fire the weapon to make it safe for storage and he says yea. I pull the trigger and everyone in the room goes quite as that damned rifle had a round somehow still trapped up in it. I was freaking out because bout me and the instructor saw where the bullet hit the chair where my father had been sitting that 30 seconds before and when he came back to see what had happened he decided to sit in the chair to see where that bullet would've hit him. To this day I still can't forget the words out of the instructors mouth when they all looked and saw it would've been straight through his heart and I refuse to ever own a Henry rifle. That same day was also when he sold that gun. I use this story along with the message of "Treat every gun like it's loaded" Because you never know when you'll encounter a gun with severe manufacturing flaws. And always remember that a gun is never truly safe until disassembled for maintenance.

12:21. She was attempting photosynthesis.

@JamesSuvi

3 жыл бұрын

*FLOWR*

@zazi5094

3 жыл бұрын

YUP!🤣🤣🤣🤣

@sjjsjsjdjajsh

3 жыл бұрын

Flower woman

@troyklein6379

3 жыл бұрын

insert the audio of spongebob saying *PHOTOSYNTHESIS PHOTOSYNTHESIS*

@arlenedistel1108

3 жыл бұрын

the girl be like: I ÄM ÔÑĒ WITH THĖ PŁÅŃT

Come on everyone, let's go sing "Dumb ways to die"

@avidamateur4118

2 жыл бұрын

Poke a stick on a grizzly bear... 🐻 🪄 🙂 Edit: Pretend that the magic wand is a plain ol' stick.

@krietvohra2058

2 жыл бұрын

*insert chainbreaker*

@happypuma2479

2 жыл бұрын

Transformers

@ikeplaymas7674

2 жыл бұрын

Take your helmet off in outer space…

@101ashraful

2 жыл бұрын

Use your private parts as piranha bait.........

My drill instructor: "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Hand Grenade is no longer your friend "

I absolutely love the animation at the start lmfao

“He certainly wasn’t a spark in life, but he sure was in death.” 😭😭 I love it

"Is this thing loaded?"Famous last words

@TheIrkenEmpire420

3 жыл бұрын

Plot Twist: He was suicidal and pretended the gun was a toy so he could have a chance to kill himself.

@ibrahimghibihisab8913

19 күн бұрын

India don't burn dead body not allowed

All birds and lizards are leftover, living dinosaurs. Don't mess with ostriches and especially not Komodo dragons. Remember, boys and girls, wildlife doesn't go to prison for killing you 😂

“What’re you doing?! What an idiot.”- Right Hand Man, the Henry Stickmin Series

For the first one I can relate to a lot. In January my father notice he had a toe fungus on his big toe. Now time after time we told him to get it checked out but he never did. It got so bad that he couldn't walk anymore and was taken to the hospital in July. After a couple days in the hospital we find out that the fungus went all the way up in his leg causing a cyst in between in his knee cap joint which eventually popped and travel through his entire body putting him in septic shock soon after and a coma from which he never woked up from. Lesson here is never be stubborn about getting something that seems so small checked out because later in life it can be a big problem

@expertplayer6417

8 ай бұрын

Damn. Sad… but nonetheless stupid.

All I needed to hear was " One Florida Man" 🤗🤣

@worldofwoolol6082

3 жыл бұрын

i live in Florida...it amazes me that More videos are not out there. peace people

@bluered3401

3 жыл бұрын

When I read that my face froze with a hysterical expression 😂

@gamingghoul665

3 жыл бұрын

#messyourself

@magnificentmuttley154

3 жыл бұрын

At the risk of stereotyping Floridians & sounding like a complete bigot, the last few blurbs of anything on national news about Florida, in recent memory, involved incidents with 'gators, Burmese pythons, boa constrictors, & their "owners..." Personally I wouldn't choose to live in the 'Glades anymore than I'd live in the middle of a Louisiana swamp. Still, I can't blame all of these people. Just about anyone living in those places is gonna get too bored & eventually wind up in a situation with a big snake or a 'gator. And if you are Floridian, you can live far from water & STILL find yourself facing one... Gotta love our Floridians, Louisianans, & Cajuns! ! Greetings from Texas 🤠

@streetlight5576

3 жыл бұрын

@@magnificentmuttley154 I live in Lakeland Florida and over the last couple of years you wouldn't believe the number of meth heads eaten by gators, ran over and killed by cars , every once in a while one gets hit by a train . They are like vampires they all will scramble for their caves right before daybreak .

Great video. I did feel a bit sad about the snowboarder, after all he was just a kid, dumb as a box of rocks, but still a kid. Thank you for uploading and sharing!! 😂

if you are going to go near dangerous creatures, for no effort wear padded iron armour blocking the face, chest, arms and legs, for the feet wear some steel lined timbs

Snowboarder: attempts to jump over a road Me: bro this ain’t Mario kart Edit: oky dokey that’s a lots likes

@joenamath5480

3 жыл бұрын

He forgot to bring his glider with him

@catastropheintended88

3 жыл бұрын

Joe Namath yeah i don’t think he lived up to 7 sadly

@MasonPlayz

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@stickman_animationz

3 жыл бұрын

He forgot his glider

@certifiedbasicbee

3 жыл бұрын

Im TRASH at mariooooo kart

The guy who shot himself literately rummaged through his bag that was not ment to be opened and thought hey Jim nice toy Click click POW

@Polar_Pyro_YT21

3 жыл бұрын

The guy who brought the gun: U ARE DED. The guy who shot himself: I AM DED.

@ChipsDaCat

3 жыл бұрын

That other guy: HE IS DED

@looser2704

3 жыл бұрын

Guardian angel: wtf

@Cbrmkn98xs

3 жыл бұрын

@@Polar_Pyro_YT21 THE IDIOT’S DEAD?!?!

@coolquinnplays3264

3 жыл бұрын

i feel like a sim has done that lol

There was an Australian woman, Ellen Greve, who claimed she could live without food. A TV company put her in a hotel and monitored her, with a doctor coming every day. After a few days she started talking (even more) gibberish, and the doctor refused to continue. The crazy lady, aka Jasmuheen, called off the challenge, saying the hotel was in the wrong place. It's on YT somewhere. Pretty funny.

Okay, "Macho Man's Downfall" hit a little too close to home. A friend of mine died the same way, but for an even stupider reason. He caught a cold. But he refused to do anything about it until it had progressed beyond a simple cold to outright pneumonia. And by the time he tried to do something about that, it was too late.

“Don’t invite people to your house if they know what Murphy’s law is”(or just don’t invite people at all covid 19 stay safe. Guys)

@adrianmobileyambomoblie4032

3 жыл бұрын

Oh ho.... I know what it is ok😓

@guineapiglady2841

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!

@602gaming

3 жыл бұрын

I would like the comment... but it's at 69 likes

@mahboi8430

3 жыл бұрын

@@602gaming you just did 🤦🏽‍♂️

@twilightning

3 жыл бұрын

sorry me no englando

Dumb way I died: Watching this and thinking, “Hey, if I do this, will I be in a video?”

@TheHellfirejen

3 жыл бұрын

no you will be not

@wahoo4737

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheHellfirejen aww, sad.

@hazaeldearmas3049

3 жыл бұрын

Darn

@joannaananicz2797

3 жыл бұрын

Ahh yes the...

@teeth_denier

3 жыл бұрын

Even better, you will win a darwin award

Absolutely love and identify with your sarcasm 😊 It's the "Mother language" for many of us 😊

@ibrahimghibihisab8913

19 күн бұрын

India don't burn dead body not allowed

I from Malaysia and I confirmed that vid of Kuala Langat's guy being killed by phyton on bikes. Some of them also deserved Darwin Awards. I love your video contents(even this video from years ago).

''felt cute might just delete myself'' --monika from ddlc

@Olivia-zy5gm

2 жыл бұрын

Love monika

@QuincySonOfQuincy_

2 жыл бұрын

@@Olivia-zy5gm just monika!

@ibrahimghibihisab8913

19 күн бұрын

​@@QuincySonOfQuincy_fear Allah

@ibrahimghibihisab8913

19 күн бұрын

​@@Olivia-zy5gmIndia don't burn dead body not allowed

@ibrahimghibihisab8913

19 күн бұрын

Tattoo not allowed

1st guy: *gets bitten by a venomous spider* Pff... it’s nothing

@needusername8169

3 жыл бұрын

If the man was Russian, he would've survived

@purplecreature7725

3 жыл бұрын

In Russia you kill spider.

@MrRoswellGA

3 жыл бұрын

pppppppppppppppffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff its nothing

@francisappiah7246

3 жыл бұрын

Oh really? 😄😄

@yrev28

3 жыл бұрын

Venomous spider

The first thing that popped into my head when I saw the guy in the shopping cart is the episode of Family Guy when Peter Griffin was pushed off the roof while in a shopping cart. In my opinion, anyone who acts like Peter Griffin deserves a Darwin Award

@ibrahimghibihisab8913

19 күн бұрын

India don't burn dead body not allowed

When he asked what our favorite food was ,I would say, EVERYTHING!😋🤤I love ALL of the 4 choices of food he gave!

Surviving on sunlight sounds like suicide by starvation.

@rh1507

3 жыл бұрын

@Blue Skies Such an odd thing to become popular. I would rather just go sailing. You get plenty of Sun plus there are nice places to dock at and have a meal.

@apricogle212

3 жыл бұрын

yep

@rh1507

3 жыл бұрын

@Blue Skies True. I though the last time I went sailing was with my former and her Dad. There were plenty of colorful fish in that choral reef east of Key West plus a medium sized shark I saw while snorkeling. It was all really cool minus the shark which spooked me out of the water. If I didn't have to go back to reality I never would have left. It is a fantasy 90 miles north of Cuba in Key West though.

@rh1507

3 жыл бұрын

@Blue Skies I hope so. I would like to do it in my sailboat next time. If I made it big time I would like to go to Hawaii sailing. There is noting wrong with Key West though of course. It's just a lot farther and a little more pricey in Hawaii. Who knows where the future will take me. Life has already taken me a lot more places than I ever could have imagined at one time in life.

@bluemoth6854

3 жыл бұрын

Or get away with skin cancer

The first rule of a gun is never point it at yourself 🤣 I don't even feel bad for him

@NikkiTheOtter

3 жыл бұрын

Technically the first rule is: It's always loaded, especially when it isn't.

@Dman9fp

3 жыл бұрын

Actually never point it at anything you don't intend to shoot & especially don't remotely touch the trigger until ready to shoot

@burnttoast26

2 жыл бұрын

1. Never point the gun at anything you do not intend to shoot (only ever point it downrange or at the ground/sky unobstructed) 2. Make sure you can see whether or not it is loaded; treat it as loaded anyway 3. Only ever put your finger on the trigger at the exact moment that you intend to shoot whatever the gun is pointing at 4. Keep a strong grip on the gun to compensate for recoil so it doesn't get pointed in an unsafe direction after shooting 5. Never let someone put their hands on a gun unless they know how to safely handle one Guns can be fun, but they are *NOT* toys. Remember that all it takes to accidentally kill someone is an idle flex of your finger and pointing it in an unsafe direction.

@thefandomtraveller4091

2 жыл бұрын

My great grandpa as a kid was playing with his brother and an “unloaded gun”, the truth was that it WAS loaded, and he got shot right in the side of his brain. The doctors couldn’t remove the bullet or he would’ve died, so now he just has a bullet in his brain. Oh yeah so right now he’s in a stretcher in his own home after tripping down the stairs and getting a head injury.

@Kayblxck

2 жыл бұрын

Keep yo hands out of peoples shit

OML IDK WHY BUT THE WAY YOU SAID " HAMMER TIME" MADE ME LAUGH XD

16:42 That poor animal, they did not deserve that kind of horrible treatment.

“Wait, the gun was real?” The quiet kid: *Always has been*

@hard-boiledeggs625

3 жыл бұрын

Wait it’s not a paint gun?

@CoolyCools

3 жыл бұрын

Lol if only it was airsoft it would have hurt but not fatal

@nickrowland9515

3 жыл бұрын

@@CoolyCools actually with enough force even a bb gun straight to the soft spot on your head where he pointed it could go through and kill him even th air from a gun

@CoolyCools

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickrowland9515 i know. *IF* it had.

@auhsojacosta1672

3 жыл бұрын

Volkinqi abi bizovioka

This series has “1,000 ways to die” vibes lol

@milorules2729

3 жыл бұрын

It's just needs one of those medical experts who over-analyse what went wrong and for the narrator to come up with a bad pun lol. Tell me if I'm wrong😂😂

@elevan11

3 жыл бұрын

@@milorules2729 The narrator came up with many bad puns.

@mattl4531

3 жыл бұрын

Muda muda muda wryyyyyyyy

@sheartooth4429

3 жыл бұрын

1000 dumb ways to die

@twistedoxen4229

3 жыл бұрын

Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that's out of date Use your private parts as piranha bait Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die-ie-ie So many dumb ways to die Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electricity work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two-week-old unrefridgerated pie Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die-ie-ie There's so many dumb ways to die

“Is this thing loaded?” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

“Digging an early grave” Everybody in this video is doing that to themselves.

Finally, another Dumb Ways People Died video! This is part 9 not part 10.

@Aden068

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@Yl_PMIS

3 жыл бұрын

Finally have been waiting

@Hello-dj9sn

3 жыл бұрын

And confused

@May-or-may-not-be-a-person

3 жыл бұрын

Really

@schwarzlose5932

3 жыл бұрын

@Kemmer Marquardt ...

I've had snakes and once read that if they constrict on you, pulling at them just makes them tighten up more. So the best way is to put a mirror up to the snake's face. Mine was around my neck one night and started constricting. I just walked over to the mirror and held his face in front of it and he let go instantly!

@Yingying-po9il

2 жыл бұрын

Is there any scientific research about that? This is a very interesting fact!

@coreycorley3536

2 жыл бұрын

person you almost died lol. I dont trust me no reptiles

@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821

2 жыл бұрын

and im the king of pluto

@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821

2 жыл бұрын

@@Yingying-po9il no there is not

@Yingying-po9il

2 жыл бұрын

@@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821 actually after further reading yeah it does confuse them thus making it easier to escape their grasp. you should check out animals getting scared of their own reflection

I remember the old song with the chorus, "All I need is the air that I breathe and to love you!"

That opening scene was hilarious 🤣

the first one reminded me of my step-grandfather. He was too stubborn to go to the doctor and by the time he went, the cancer had already spread beyond healing, making it terminal.

@myawelch6133

2 жыл бұрын

I get it

@firefliesinajar_

2 жыл бұрын

My great grandma also had a knack for not seeking medical attention I only met her a few times when I was very young, but every time she would have a huge lump on her forehead or something

@user-ym4xy6us5e

2 ай бұрын

My late wife as well.

8:07. First rule of handling a gun: Never point a gun anywhere except down to the ground when you don't plan on shooting

@theisgood0

3 жыл бұрын

I can’t even imagine being at that party and someone just blows their brains out....man. “Is this thing loaded” BOOM WTF 😬

@nelsjothen2137

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

People like this are the reason why soap has instructions lmao

2:57 could you imagine how traumatic it would be to be driving and all of the sudden have a guy just fall right in front of your car?

The animation at the beginning was like a cute cartoon version of FINAL DESTINATION!

@ibrahimghibihisab8913

19 күн бұрын

Drugs alcohol pork not allowed

This is how the game “Dumb Ways To Die” Was made EDIT: NO CUSSING IN CHAT

@jakerivas909

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't think of that

@nevehevangelista8692

3 жыл бұрын

Jake Rivas no one said you did

@werewolfwithinternetaccess4155

3 жыл бұрын

That was too good

@werewolfwithinternetaccess4155

3 жыл бұрын

Dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die bring a python on a motorcycle ride dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die

@samyar5333

3 жыл бұрын

with me its 69 likes NICE

DUDE this is so INTERESTING LOVE your VIDEOS

Hi how are you and this video was so amazing keep up the good work

@ibrahimghibihisab8913

19 күн бұрын

Suicide not allowed

I'm kind of curious why a burglar would decide a hair salon is a good target.

@staciecarrel4492

3 жыл бұрын

Some of the specialized equipment can be sold for decent coin, also they use various chemicals in the hair treatments and dyes that have a wide variety of other possible uses.

@FurnitureFan

2 жыл бұрын

Also I didn't think a 20' fall would kill someone, but he probably landed on his head.

@launcesmechanist9578

2 жыл бұрын

He probably thought along the same lines of the guy who thought it would be a genius idea to try and rob a gun store. Yeah, that DID happen. There's a video on KZread somewhere of him, I think. Anyway, needless to say he blows through the door, weapon halfway drawn, three seconds later gets his ass blown back through the door in a hail of bullets. Posthumous Darwin right there.

@jakeand9020

2 жыл бұрын

@@launcesmechanist9578 I've seen that one, the gun shop door was right next to the jewelry store. The prevailing theory is he actually meant to rob the jewelry store but grabbed the wrong door.

@launcesmechanist9578

2 жыл бұрын

@@jakeand9020 Not just a Darwin Award then, but also an 'Instant Karma' scroll as well.

“A Florida man” of course!

@wtouellette

3 жыл бұрын

Once a Florida man stop a robbery because he fell asleep at the wheel and crashed into robbers

@marthamartinez4325

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@wtouellette

3 жыл бұрын

@Princess Kaelyn once a Oregon man got arrested for swinging a light saber at the cops he deflected the tazers

@osvald860

3 жыл бұрын

?

@stephenorn8332

3 жыл бұрын

@@wtouellette Florida man: finally a worthy opponent. our battle will be legendary!

this entire series can be resumed by one single word: "BRUH".

"What's your favorite food? Feel free to share yours down in the comments." My favorite food is a MacDonald's Double Quater Pounder, a small fries and a Coke. Okay, maybe that one was more of a meal.

Netflix: Are you still watching? Somebody's daughter : 0:04

@user-gz1ye2jo1q

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/o3VhxNuTo9u3hJs.html

@coolman36kmaway34

3 жыл бұрын

Chil face 😌

@JoanieSecore

3 жыл бұрын

nolinagirlaSia.link

@vidyaghongate9155

3 жыл бұрын

@Noori Smith exactly

@user-gz1ye2jo1q

3 жыл бұрын

@Hariom Shree kzread.info/dash/bejne/o3VhxNuTo9u3hJs.html

Anyone remember Spike TV's "1000 Ways To Die"? ☠

@chuck52007

2 жыл бұрын

i do

@balanc-joy9187

2 жыл бұрын

Fondly. It's on my "Darn it, why didn't I do something to keep it?" list. I particularly wish I could see the one where the tree-hugger gets eaten alive by a bear...

@juliodaguy

2 жыл бұрын

That show *traumatized* me when I was younger.

@ferf-kx6dq

2 жыл бұрын

That show was awesome! Good times.

This video is really good, keep it up!

11:14 He may not have been the brightest bulb in the box but he went out with a bang