Elysium - Hair Products Joke (1080p)

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  • @madarchermoto4955
    @madarchermoto49552 жыл бұрын

    When you don’t show your receipt at Walmart in 2054

  • @GlaBurnzUrHouseAK47
    @GlaBurnzUrHouseAK473 жыл бұрын

    when robots have more rights than a human being

  • @__mindflayer__

    @__mindflayer__

    2 жыл бұрын

    For someone who has “multiple” felonies. I don’t care.

  • @davidlindburg1921

    @davidlindburg1921

    Жыл бұрын

    Coming sooner than we think, just heard Elon Musk has an app that can impersonate anyone's voice on the planet!

  • @maxisoulcaliber8941

    @maxisoulcaliber8941

    Жыл бұрын

    Its already here, the movies are the script for our reality.

  • @Ceeed100
    @Ceeed1004 жыл бұрын

    Boston Dynamics would be proud...

  • @MSaleh-vy8rr

    @MSaleh-vy8rr

    4 жыл бұрын

    Just saw video of Atlas doing flips and stuff and this is what I was thinking how advance they'll be in the future

  • @Ceeed100

    @Ceeed100

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@MSaleh-vy8rr yeah first they will get deployed in the military. Somewhere in the middle east to fight some taliban or what not. But then they will get deployed in our own country. First as specialunits then as normal police patrols. I dont want that xD

  • @MSaleh-vy8rr

    @MSaleh-vy8rr

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Ceeed100 Ngl that's pretty dope. For the military it'll be remote controlled. They gonna have special Operators to control the driods with a Xbox controller in first person view via camera 😂

  • @Ceeed100

    @Ceeed100

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@MSaleh-vy8rr Yeah, probably with VR headsets. But thats the only reason why robots arent deployed yet. Because they have to be manuel controlled. The only thing thats missing is an advanced enough AI to control the robots. So they can interact autonomous with the world around them^^

  • @__-nz4ip

    @__-nz4ip

    3 жыл бұрын

    Predictive programming Getting you ready for BD product

  • @Air_Serpent
    @Air_Serpent4 жыл бұрын

    This aged too well

  • @Superunknown190

    @Superunknown190

    3 жыл бұрын

    This movie was panned, but I love it. The robots parallel real life in terms of how set our system is. Police and government workers are portrayed as robots, because they act like robots. They're cogs in a machine that perpetuates the status quo.

  • @s3ts
    @s3ts Жыл бұрын

    Making a joke was seeming not crazy. The crazy part is he didn’t let the officer check the bag, but it was only because the officer failed to communicate the intent to check the bag with or without consent.

  • @LeaderPriceFR09

    @LeaderPriceFR09

    Жыл бұрын

    Is not sure that in the future we will have robots cops, or robot soldiers, imagine the carnage if you give to a no living being a weapon, they could easily kill someone for no reasons.

  • @datatsushi2016
    @datatsushi201611 ай бұрын

    I remember the whole theatre laughing when they broke his arm. I guess it's the face that Damon pulls combined with the "AAAARRRGHHH!!!!"

  • @Johnny-rj9on

    @Johnny-rj9on

    7 ай бұрын

    That's a bit terrifying

  • @Lolm3ist3r
    @Lolm3ist3r Жыл бұрын

    If we had these, crime in inner cities would be a thing of the past.

  • @HardKore5250
    @HardKore52504 жыл бұрын

    5 years from now

  • @johnnyoldskool6504

    @johnnyoldskool6504

    4 жыл бұрын

    David Heller .... yes you’re absolutely right 👍

  • @__-nz4ip

    @__-nz4ip

    3 жыл бұрын

    Probably 2 years max if the police/military start taking the vaxxes

  • @user-is5qj6pk6b

    @user-is5qj6pk6b

    Жыл бұрын

    @@__-nz4ip there still isn’t robots breaking peoples arms. Maybe another 2 years bud? 😂

  • @MSaleh-vy8rr
    @MSaleh-vy8rr Жыл бұрын

    POV: it’s the year 2154, you’re in San Francisco, and SFPD Robots beat you for not having your Vaxx Card before boarding the bus to head your way to work at big Tech.

  • @Project2025WILLRUINYOURLIFE

    @Project2025WILLRUINYOURLIFE

    3 ай бұрын

    notice how the "vaxx" actually worked and the disease is under control now. you were played for a fool, but of course you're never going to own up to that.

  • @ashityouknow123
    @ashityouknow1233 жыл бұрын

    how robot reacts exactly to his "fucking" word XD AMAZING DETAIL!

  • @spectrepar2458
    @spectrepar24589 ай бұрын

    I used to dread going bald but now i can look forward to making this joke

  • @Avragesoulsgamelover
    @Avragesoulsgamelover Жыл бұрын

    Those robots are like the police robot from chappie ecxept these ones are street robot police but the ones chappie can have a whole team of police and nows how to swat someone

  • @LeaderPriceFR09

    @LeaderPriceFR09

    Жыл бұрын

    Chappie and Elysium are in the same universe.

  • @darkmatteracid2353
    @darkmatteracid23534 жыл бұрын

    0:30 *shit*

  • @scootsmcgoots
    @scootsmcgoots Жыл бұрын

    Coming soon to a city near you!

  • @user-xd5tp4rx5f
    @user-xd5tp4rx5f10 ай бұрын

    When do we meet through the sky earth's horizon needs to be looked at

  • @liltonhughes4302
    @liltonhughes4302 Жыл бұрын

    The Listener (January 27, 2012-June 9, 2023): Elysium (2013) On August 9, 2013

  • @novemberdownspianoman5255
    @novemberdownspianoman52553 жыл бұрын

    Wow. what do they do if the robocop hurts someone? throw em in jail? that robot wont cry!

  • @goodstuff8156
    @goodstuff8156 Жыл бұрын

    Cool future

  • @woodbinescab
    @woodbinescab Жыл бұрын

    premeditated sass.

  • @riansaputra8673
    @riansaputra86735 ай бұрын

    That’s some israeli robot shit right there

  • @borismaurizio5218
    @borismaurizio52182 жыл бұрын

    Matt Damon, sei un genio !

  • @ramouss59ramouss67
    @ramouss59ramouss673 жыл бұрын

    Ils in a des Time ....

  • @plate.armour_0996
    @plate.armour_09962 жыл бұрын

    🌞

  • @RuiNunesDev
    @RuiNunesDev Жыл бұрын

    Here is a game: lets try to guess which year robots like these will be roaming the streets. my guess 2028

  • @wausjackbauer128

    @wausjackbauer128

    Жыл бұрын

    wow thats a bit early. I would say like 2040

  • @MSaleh-vy8rr

    @MSaleh-vy8rr

    7 ай бұрын

    Will one thing to note is that AI is getting advance and smarter almost everyday. so implenting powerful AI to robots to move around like that you see in the movie isn't far fetch. I'll say 2030 or 2040, but they'll be used in factories like Amazon for example, and then maybe working at Walmart as a clerk, lol. Mass produced robots will be aimed to help people with disability and seniors which is more a probability.

  • @timoshenko1971
    @timoshenko197110 ай бұрын

    Like Ecatepec except Ecatepec is way gloomier.

  • @TheSuirad
    @TheSuirad3 жыл бұрын

    Their programming thought he was Black Damon, and not Matt Damon.

  • @TheXL2013
    @TheXL20133 жыл бұрын

    A perfect reenactment of how real cops behave. Whodathunk?

  • @goodstuff8156

    @goodstuff8156

    Жыл бұрын

    You think that shits real? Your stupid as hell dude.

  • @Donni109
    @Donni1092 жыл бұрын

    Exactly like this you should treat Protestors in our time too. Fucking 0 respect should be treated with 0 respect and violence!

  • @dekzzx

    @dekzzx

    2 жыл бұрын

    animal

  • @Donni109

    @Donni109

    2 жыл бұрын

    Treat animals like animals

  • @patyfreenam860
    @patyfreenam8604 жыл бұрын

    This kind of technological advancement in law enforcement should be needed in some specific scenario. Especially with looters, murders and to rieducate many young guys that think they own the world, therefore they don’t respect the rules. The world need less egomaniac and more peace.

  • @charliechuckleberry5307

    @charliechuckleberry5307

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes, but robots should be dumb enough to be fooled by criminals. If smuggling, you need a proper chance to talk your way out of it. :P

  • @apexparker438

    @apexparker438

    4 жыл бұрын

    Very true, especially those retarded anarchists that cant even bench 20 pounds

  • @statinskill

    @statinskill

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes, but the problem is going go be what those robots do when they're not breaking the wrists and ankles of leftist rioters. Wait until they do cavity searches.

  • @charliechuckleberry5307

    @charliechuckleberry5307

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@statinskill Normally it was difficult to convince a police officer to become fluid sexual for searches. We'll provide software to allow fluid sexuality. If a woman demands a female to search her, then the robot will automatically identify as female for the search.

  • @666chapelofblood

    @666chapelofblood

    2 жыл бұрын

    Haha, this comment is totalitarianism in a nutshell.

  • @florinivan6907
    @florinivan69072 жыл бұрын

    No matter how hard he tries Matt Damon just cannot pull of being poor. The moment he opens his mouth you know exactly that this guy has never had a hard day in his life.He just screams rich white guy.

  • @lawdpleasehelpmeno

    @lawdpleasehelpmeno

    2 жыл бұрын

    you're going to be ushering in this age

  • @gunargundarson1626

    @gunargundarson1626

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's a common side effect that all Boston people experience greater amounts of happiness when not living in Boston.

  • @davidlindburg1921

    @davidlindburg1921

    Жыл бұрын

    That's just too funny!!! 😁👍

  • @CarlosHerrera-fh2qo

    @CarlosHerrera-fh2qo

    Жыл бұрын

    If he were really poor he would not look so happy and kind, why?? You are hardened inside and would not fuck with a machine several times stronger than a human.

  • @kevinhill8193

    @kevinhill8193

    Жыл бұрын

    I don't hear it?

  • @daviddavid-ud9bt
    @daviddavid-ud9bt3 жыл бұрын

    We are headed this way, thanks to tRump.

  • @charlierice6865

    @charlierice6865

    3 жыл бұрын

    Damn it’s irritating seeing how you can possibly be this fucking stupid. Who is the one who has been deplatformed and censored? Yeah, that’s all you need to know bud.

  • @Vlamyncksken

    @Vlamyncksken

    Жыл бұрын

    Trump hadn't been in power for a year when you posted this cringe shit you imbecile

  • @jalenwalker8790

    @jalenwalker8790

    Жыл бұрын

    Good god ur delusional

  • @MSaleh-vy8rr

    @MSaleh-vy8rr

    7 ай бұрын

    TRump??? you mean big tech and military industrail complex? besides, every US president and government fund big projects to military contractors. Just look at DARPA.