The way he says "Jon." in an annoyed and tired tone to get into character is just fantastic

@braininajar8474

3 жыл бұрын

It really is

@saturnalia3335

3 жыл бұрын

Funny seeing you here, bitchboy

elias said gay rights but only for himself

@mariamatedei

2 жыл бұрын

gatekeep girlboss gaslight

@jeremyhandy1084

2 жыл бұрын

elias said "legalize gay divorce"

@russthestone5330

Жыл бұрын

PHAHAHAHAH

Canon Elias: mastermind; eldritch horror; incredible manipulator; very spooky This Elias: *That* and ALSO an angry housewife

@poets_and_books5523

3 жыл бұрын

I mean-

@savannahmorgan772

2 жыл бұрын

Read that statement, Jon

@what.in.the.world.9934

2 жыл бұрын

Read it nice and slow...

@ceaseless_spiral_avatar

17 күн бұрын

Oh yes… Just. Like. That.

@ballerjuike

11 күн бұрын

mmhhhhhh both are canon (trust)

this is how elias spent his time in jail

@shadobsidian4324

Жыл бұрын

canon

Imagine Elias saying "vibe check" in that tone of voice right before killing Leitner

oH nO I hOpe no AVATARS KIDNAP my ARCHIVIST

@arianewinter4266

2 жыл бұрын

hihihi ^^

when he said "there is no such thing as a good cow" and everyone FUCKING BOOED HIM....... i love this fandom

“Read that statement Jon...” “oohhh...” “Read it nice and slow” “ooOOOOHH NOO”

@Auritilien

2 жыл бұрын

Loved that bit cause I could picture that cafeine-filled, high on sugar at 3am person's brain going DIGN and writing those words down :''DD

the fact that jonny is absolutely losing in the background makes me SOB also love that peter and elias are getting a divorce. they deserve it

@cottontaelle5863

4 жыл бұрын

i love your username so much !!!

@iwakeupandboomimarat

4 жыл бұрын

@@cottontaelle5863 thank you!! yours is very nice as well :)

@bekah5935

3 жыл бұрын

When was Jonny laughing?

@iwakeupandboomimarat

3 жыл бұрын

@@bekah5935 its around 2:20 i think, when the crowds laughter dies down u can hear him

@_mel_9953

3 жыл бұрын

i wake up and boom im a rat The way that Ben looks at him after dsjkdjd

i like that he says gay and trans rights both in his voice and elias's voice

@morganwalker4819

3 жыл бұрын

Both Elias and Ben said gay rights and trans rights

3:34 "There is no such thing as a good cow." [EXTENDED SOUNDS OF GENERAL OUTRAGE]

@camilarossini2721

3 жыл бұрын

I'm afraid I agree with him.

@Forlorn_Overseer

2 жыл бұрын

@@camilarossini2721 Sorry you have a Vriska pfp I'm afraid Imma have to revoke your rights rq/t/j

@aradiacereal5382

Жыл бұрын

@@camilarossini2721 how dose it feel to be incorrect? /j

I would love to hear him say the “I fucking hate Juergen leitner“ speech

He: “did you ever hear the tragedy of Dath Plageious the Wise” Jonny: *WHEEZE*

@chicky6471

3 жыл бұрын

His laugh is so audible

@noonehereChilling

2 жыл бұрын

What's the time stamp?

@ch3rry-b0mb

2 жыл бұрын

@@noonehereChilling 2:12

jonny cackling in the background is just *chef's kiss*

@Ratking008

3 жыл бұрын

Any time jon laughs is a chief kiss from god!

@sylvie_loves_frogs4951

2 жыл бұрын

the sound of him just busting a gut in the crowd adds years to my lifespan that that been lost from listening to this damn podcast

"...by Lonely-at-sea. He will be!"

hope this happens again so i can ask him to say "and then he turned into pickle, jon!! funniest shit ive ever seen"

@cottontaelle5863

4 жыл бұрын

AAAAA youre a genius!!! ben meredith please

@jaen.1952

3 жыл бұрын

I lowkey wanna donate just so i can hear him say "the weed socks stay on during sex"

@camilarossini2721

3 жыл бұрын

I was literally just thinking that.

I can’t get Elias wearing heelys just rolling around everywhere out of my head now

@arianewinter4266

2 жыл бұрын

loved that one too, probably my favorit ^^

@generic-name1070

Жыл бұрын

gotta get em heelies to hide your feelies

@mothwizard3095

Жыл бұрын

Heelias

Bruuhhh now I want him to say “Being gay isn’t a choice, it’s a game, and I’m winning,” -captain holt, B99

@helenfhnin

2 жыл бұрын

Holt didn't say that. He said something similar like that about therapy though.

"there is no such thing as a good cow" *crowd boos*

Honestly some of the best parts in this aren’t even the lines that were given “I am also sorry that’s your name.” “That’s from LeitnerPiper69 _NICE”_ “Lovecraft can take it, he’s dead.” “...And no he doesn’t.”

leitnerpiper69 a true balls to the wall god amongst men........ who are u.......

@olly9685

4 жыл бұрын

the shakespeare of our generation... get they choose to wear a mask... thank you for your service Mr 69

The most cursed bit is conveniently at 4:20

@lilbells2999

4 жыл бұрын

according to the analytics, this is also the most watched part of the video

@kwasichan722

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@charliem.1368

4 жыл бұрын

also when he first starts you can hear people going “ohhh nooo”

@comicsans2212

3 жыл бұрын

I’m going to go full Slaughter Avatar

The one downlike is from Peter Lukas himself

@AM-so3sc

4 жыл бұрын

Not happy about the divorce?

@misssampo

3 жыл бұрын

He just wanted to play minecraft...

@nikkospelledlikethat8140

3 жыл бұрын

Ah well he’s dead now

Ben: about to read Ben: 👌

@SI-nx3fo

3 жыл бұрын

i wanted to like this comment but it's at 69 likes.... 😔

@_mel_9953

3 жыл бұрын

Gottem

"i want another divorce" the crowd goes wild, everyone is loving it

2:20 just noticed jonny (i'm fairly sure its jonny anyway) laughing his ass off in the background thank you for my life

@simplyvibing3742

4 жыл бұрын

It gives me so much joy

@lee5706

4 жыл бұрын

OH SHIT HI SAM

@samlueke2855

4 жыл бұрын

SKSKSKSKDK HI

@mammon_is_god

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely is.

@maicey_t.

2 жыл бұрын

His laugh gives me so much serotonin thank you for the time stamp

leitnerpiper69 is a god

@monsterfen-dw6eg

3 жыл бұрын

i wanna like it but it's so p e r f e c t

i cannot get over the waves of agony from the crowd starting at 4:24

@DN-yu9nb

4 жыл бұрын

I'm having seizure hhh

@swiftfeathers7028

4 жыл бұрын

I HAD TO KEEP PAUSINGDFVFGJHGJ the embarrassment

@lovelaced

4 жыл бұрын

It caused me physical pain

@leeladavie9820

4 жыл бұрын

there were waves of agony coming from me as well

@fishy658

3 жыл бұрын

It’s so bad

I hope this happens again so I can ask him to say “I’m a savage classy bougie ratchet sassy moody nasty actin stupid what’s happening what’s happnin I’m a savage”

Honest to God he looks like how I imagined Peter... NEVER would have thought Elias's voice would have such a beautiful mustache

@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice

3 жыл бұрын

I always kind of imagined him like Shawn from the Good Place

@reneesantosjones

Жыл бұрын

@@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice adding that to my hcs. rn.

17:58 "Oh no, I am in great pain while dying, as Martin has just stabbed me with a knife" hits differently post finale huh

“That’s from micheal” “Which one” "One of like 4 I guess"

14:57 okay everyone booing at Elias, while Jonny cackles in the distance, sums up TMA pretty well

no dislikes, this is the timeline getrude died for

@jessarisetty5448

2 жыл бұрын

Gertrude, faced with the options of saving the world and continuing to derail rituals and destroying the archives, or funny man make haha: oh Elias will fucking hate this

the way he just progressively gets more and more into character as the quotes go

I love his way to get into the voice is to just say "Jon"

love how the crowd gets more and more indignant after each sentence in 4:20

Tag yourself, I'm Jonny offscreen absolutely dying

thats from leitnerpiper69 NAKDJHAKNSDJHANS

*Tim I don't understand this, it just says ok Boomer?* *Yeah it does!* Thank you mister lebeau for the Elias Tim interaction here amazing spectacular

@clanso7887

4 жыл бұрын

Y E S

@kingsaracoon9594

4 жыл бұрын

DOUBLE BOSS

@thelupinator6862

3 жыл бұрын

That's one of Tim's resignation letters

1. everyone just took this opportunity for catharsis i love it 2. i love?? his giggle??? idk why its just really very cute lol

After watching this for a few minutes I have become an avatar of the slaughter

Absolutely delighted that Jonny decided *he* would be the rowdiest one in attendance of line readings for a character he created.

edit: please tell me if any of them are off, but this list should be more accurate !! 0:25 - getting back into character 0:34 - hey there demons 0:43 - 420 0:51 - heelys 1:05 - the faces he makes as he pre-reads them are EXCELLENT (pt 1) 1:10 - dummy thicc 1:25 - ”who is this man?” 1:30 - drop the baby (pt 1) 1:36 - i want another divorce (pt 1) 1:48 - “he will be.” 1:57 - drop the baby (pt 2) 2:10 - the faces he makes as he pre-reads them are EXCELLENT (pt 2) 2:17 - darth plagueis the wise 2:41 - drop the baby (pt 3) 2:46 - bonjour, planets! 2:52 - my very best friend peter lukas 3:00 - “that’s from Alasdair Stuart!” 3:10 - “yeah, well you’re dead now.” 3:18 - that’s communism, babey! 3:25 - too many micheals 3:35 - bad take on cows 3:44 - “see if i care!” 3:49 - [distantly] “oh, jennifer!” 3:57 - part time eldritch deity, part time motivational instagram post 4:05 - good take on cows! 4:12 - “i am sorry as well” 4:20 - the faces he makes as he pre-reads them are EXCELLENT (part 3, the BEST one) 4:24 - i don’t want to KNOW about elias’ weird and terrible kinks and yet here i am. i am kin with the waves of utter disgust coming off the crowd 4:45 - “NICE” 5:00 - oh sure bud, definitely believe you 5:08 - take a shot everytime ben lists the wrong person pt 1 5:20 - blue 5:27 - i came out to have a good time and honestly i’m feeling so attacked right now 5:42 - “not like that!” 5:51 - mamma mia 6:13 - nya 6:30 - i’m crying i do not understand it and i love it (update from the future: i found the mechanisms. i love the mechanisms. i have sold my soul for the mechanisms. long live the mechanisms!) 6:46 - “lovecraft can take it, he’s dead!.... good” 7:00 - “gay rights…. gay rights!!!” 7:06 - “oh, vote labour!” (note: i don’t understand uk politics y’all’re wack sorry. they’re the least bad ones tho right?) 7:13 - “trans rights…. trans rights!!!” 7:17 - take a shot everytime ben lists the wrong person pt 2 7:24 - [distantly] “the NEXT ONE’S from ME!” (you can hear the >:) in his voice 7:29 - “yeah, yeah it is. i could refuse, and it’d probably be okay” “nope!” 7:38 - pathfinder 7:49 - “but as we all know eliAS IS A VILLIAN- get out of here!” 7:55 - boss baby pt 1 8:05 - “i dunno how to pronounce *t h a t* !” 8:09 - frogs, and ben tries to pronounce an emoticon 8:21 - @.w.@ 8:28 - “you know what? no, nope, that’s not right!” 8:31 - duran duran 8:45 - nikola b like 8:51 - azu deserves the world (note: i do not understand this reference i’m sorry gays) 9:08 - “because it’s MINE” 9:14 - [from the background] BOOOOOOOO!!! 9:18 - short & sweet 9:27 - tax fraud in the astral plane 9:38 - i don’t know where this is from and i can’t hear what was said in the background but mood (edit from the future: SHAKESPEARE??) 9:53 - “you suck!” 10:00 - i want another divorce (pt 2) 10:19 - the faces he makes as he pre-reads them are EXCELLENT (pt 3) 10:22 - Martin Will Not Be Okay 10:38 - the real villain of the series 10:44 - boss baby pt 2 10:57 - “why is boss baby a thing?!” 11:07 - awful british name 11:18 - griffin mcelroy has entered the chat 11:24 - kate bush has entered the chat 11:38 - mürdër 11:43 - visit the north! 12:08 - i’m in academia, not the stock market! (note: eat the rich) 12:22 - it’s booboo the fool time >:) 12:32 - smash mouth has entered the chat 12:55 - minecraft 13:05 - obi wobi kenobi 13:13 - oh *no*, i HOPE no AVATARS kidnap my ARCHIVIST, jon, who works in an ISOLATED, UNMONITERED area of tHE MAGNUS INSITUTE ARCHIVES, in LONDON 13:33 - i did not pass this obliterated me instantly 13:44 - ok boomer 13:56 - [distantly] “YEAH IT DOES!” “s h u t u p” 14:03 - “jennifer.. no” (edit: rusty quill gaming reference!) 14:15 - b99 has entered the chat 14:24 - i’m afraid, ivysaurus, i’m afraid (EDIT: DRAGON AGE? THIS IS FUCKING DRAGON AGE? WHAT?) 14:40 - that LAUGH he’s so excited to wreck pure havoc 14:45 - grizzop is dead 15:08 - the eye of elias (note: unironically this is my favourite part) 15:39 - i am the very model of a modern major general 16:00 - “i screamed like a scared child” 16:27 - teeth gang! 16:35 - wholesome reminders from an eldritch monster 💕💕 16:46 - the reactions he has as he pre-reads them are EXCELLENT (pt 4) 16:50 - chuuuuu 17:00 - he played you like a cheap pipidippy dipitippy (note: i have no idea how the FUCK i’d begin to spell that that’s my best guess and i refuse to take any criticism because i’ve been writing this list out for two hours) 17:21 - i had to look that up *that’s* from star wars??? 17:27 - christina marie! 17:35 - deep stellar firma cut 17:50 - [edit from post 200 era] *god i wish* 18:06 - this is the one (1) star wars quote i actually know 18:22 - “i am too stoned to move” 18:38 - “whoopsie!” 18:54 - yes he DOES 19:04 - yes he D O E S

@isabelleshaw2383

4 жыл бұрын

This must have taken you forever, thank you so much.

@risipieces

4 жыл бұрын

Isabelle Shaw no problem! it took a while but a lot of them are off by like a second, so i’m revising it right now

@orpheusly69

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your service

@sarahtoews8466

4 жыл бұрын

You're an absolute hero, thank you.

@willberman1562

4 жыл бұрын

You’re a mitzvah

Ah yes my favorite mechanims lyrics, "yei nya nya yog sothoth"

@Zoe-bx9bp

3 жыл бұрын

Yog sothoth who is the bifrost, your dread invocation now shattered-

@Johnwicklover1994

3 жыл бұрын

@Hunted Hee Hoo ive heard a few comments saying that he said "you're butchering it!"

@CJtheentity

2 ай бұрын

I was hoping someone would point this out

If they want to raise money, Rusty Quill could release a tape of just Ben talking in his Elias voice for 30 minutes and and sell them for $50 each. They would put them on the store at 8 and be sold out by noon.

Bless you, kind sir. I want this too play at my funeral. I can’t Elias and Peter are getting divorced for the sixth time.

Can't believe nobody signed as "hello Jon, apologies for the deception..."

LEITNERPIPER69

@tangothembo8198

4 жыл бұрын

NICE

@cottontaelle5863

4 жыл бұрын

NICE

@_mel_9953

3 жыл бұрын

NICE

@nora3067

3 жыл бұрын

NICE

@GlitchyPikachu

3 жыл бұрын

NICE

The 15th fear is Gertrude Robinson

All Jonny moments compiled for your enjoyment: 2:20 Jonny losing it in the background 6:45 "You're butchering it!" 10:30 "Boo all you want, there's no stopping it!" 15:00 Jonny laughing maniacally in the back 16:15 More faint laughter from Jonny Let me know if I missed any!! (Can't tell if brief chuckle at 17:39 is Jonny or not)

@weewoo6546

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I’m pretty sure it is

@pho_is_not_interesting

Жыл бұрын

Doing the lord's work

@rosieclym8197

Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure he laughed at 11:24 as well

@moriarty1243

Жыл бұрын

I love how Jonny has the loudest laugher of all of them

@jaspx-2964

9 ай бұрын

i would die in battle 4 u

I’m so glad that real voice actors also sometimes have to use a phrase they’re used to saying to get into a voice for a character. I always get self conscious when I do it before a DnD session or whatever, but now I can say it just means I’m being a professional!

When you realize that the voice of an uber-sexy villain comes out of an adorable teddy bear in glasses.

i can’t look at ben without thinking of the badly edited catboy picture

I love how Ben says gay and trans rights in the Elias voice, and then says it in his normal voice because yes

Ben saying something as Elias: *👌 *

13:34 somebody PLEASE edit this right before the pipe murder noise, you know the one.

@amniamin22

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry I'm late, but here you go - kzread.info/dash/bejne/nWqG1bJ7aKradqQ.html I would animate it if I could, feel free to do whatever you want with this XD

love that mcelroy "you know ;)"

Honestly Jonny's cackles in the background give me life, he laughs so loud

My favorite ones are where you can hear Jonny's laugh in the background with everyone else

I like to imagine this is Annabelle messing with him gkdj

@avamorgan7860

4 жыл бұрын

thats what i was thinking !!

No one made him admit that Martin is Babey? Sad.

If this happens again, someone has to make him read the lyrics to WAP

@voshi8845

Жыл бұрын

I said certified freak, 11 days a week, ceaseless ass eyes make that statement game weak

4:20 i can’t believe the tma stans let me get into this goddamn podcast, let alone the cast, without a warning. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT IS GOING ON

@cas5311

Жыл бұрын

A LOT A LOT IS GOING ON

"Lovecraft can take it, he's dead." Will forever live rent free in my head.

I was literally thinking "it would've been so much fun to make him quote one of the funny-out-of-context lines from Hamlet" and a few minutes later he said, "what a piece of work is man". I am a five-minute prophet.

LEITNERPIPER69 YOU _MADLAD_

Mike Lebou in the background "YEAH IT DOES >:)" added 10 years to my life

I love how his responses to the crowd get slowly more in character until the crowd seems slightly scared of him towards the end

13:44 Even the Eye, who watches over and knows everything, cannot understand Gen Z humor

I love how EVERYONE booed for the “there is no. Such. Thing. As a good cow.” one, for good reason too

@birb7353

Ай бұрын

What does that phrase mean?

WHY WAS THE "MAMMA MIA" SO SINCERE

this was just one gut punch after another. thank you

"That's from LeitnerPiper69, nice!"

jonny losing it in the background makes this so much better (also his snarky comments lmao) edit: AND BRYN

@idontknowwhatimdoing3685

2 жыл бұрын

Pls tell me what his snarky comments are, I cant hear him clearly

He’s got such a good villain voice it’s great

"y'ai nya nya" red signal furry version

Jon laughs so loud in the background it's boosting my serotonin

That’s from “lonely at sea”... he _will_ be

i love whoever it was who made ben say corypheus’s line from dragon age inquisition. bless you, whoever you are

@WhimsicalBlades

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it sounded familiar. Couldn't quite place it until I read your comment.

@AllegoricSiren

4 жыл бұрын

omg when I heard him start saying it I was like "Wait... Wait I know that." and it took a second and when I recognized it I freaked. Also someone in the audience recognized it if you listen. I love it so much

I love that when he's reading these, for some of them you can SEE the mental buffering-

I’m sobbing and I can’t tell from what emotion

oh nO! i am in great pain! while dying! as Martin ( *Martin!* ) has just stabbed me with a *knife!*

12:52 Minecraft 13:12 Kidnapping

I feel like 17:50 is a direct response from Martin after 3:35

6:30 so i listened to The Bifrost Incident for the first time a few days ago and thought while listening to Red Signal "hmmm, this chanting sounds familiar, i wonder why?" flash forward to last night when my brain supplied, "didnt Ben say something that sounded kind of like it in an incorrect quote video?" which leads me here. i consulted the Spotify lyrics while listening to this, and sure enough, i was RIGHT. it was a perfect match! but what solidified it for me was Jonny in the background going "YOU'RE BUTCHERING IT!" at 6:45. he would only have said that if he was involved with its conception. thank you for coming to me TED talk

this is the most cursed thing i've ever seen,i love it

does anyone know what jonny says at 10:30 ish?? i need to hear what he says about his Martin Crimes

@alinaswaney7399

4 жыл бұрын

"boo all you want, there's no stopping it" i think

@dogmouthhorse

4 жыл бұрын

@@alinaswaney7399 oh i think you're right thank you!!!!

@isabella-zx2dc

4 жыл бұрын

oh no! Thanks I Hate That!!

@roseof_alltrades3809

4 жыл бұрын

@@alinaswaney7399 hmmmm terrifying!

9:38 "What a piece of work is man" is from Hamlet, act 2 scene 2.

@lokimemes4694

4 жыл бұрын

BallisticPacifist I love Hamlet

@camilarossini2721

3 жыл бұрын

Elias is actually Claudius, Gertrude is Gertrude, Leitner is Hamlet Sr., Jon is Hamlet, Martin is Horatio, Tim is Laertes, Melanie is Ophelia. Someone else can do the rest; I'm going to attempt to recover emotionally from this.

2:22 you can hear Jonny laughing in the audience

almost clicked off at around 4:24 i hate it so much

*my longest yeah boiiiiiiiii ever*

how did we not end up with "the tragedy of darth plagueis the eyes"

HE READS THE INTRO TO RED SIGNAL YES THANK YOU

"alright ben, what do ya wanna d-" "I WANNA READ STUFF OUT AS ELIAS AGAIN! :D"

I don't know what I love the most, what he's actually saying or the "names" of the people who sent them in XD

trans,, rights,,,

That is an absolutely fascinating moustache, and any Elias fanart that doesn't feature it is now inaccurate in my mind

0:43 OG Elias makes a comeback

I heard the pika pika and immediately became violent