"Let the cat suffer it will never do it again" Exactly how my parents raised me.

@bahhumbug.6156

3 жыл бұрын

Aman

@paradiseofaden6570

3 жыл бұрын

And I bet you're a great person now.

@keithgeiser

3 жыл бұрын

Let you suffer? How in the world are you a loving person? And why do you still believe your parents were ever correct in their assement and advice? Please elaborate. And, respond. But do not exaggerate this time. Please think.

@bahhumbug.6156

3 жыл бұрын

@@keithgeiser you can't get it man because you can't relate ....to be a loving person you have to have the correct guidance....your parents probably hide you from this side as a result you never developed any sense....your more likely to put yourself in danger then most..

@keithgeiser

3 жыл бұрын

@@bahhumbug.6156 Like your handle says, bah humbug. Do you honestly think that leaving any living thing suffer is the safest way? I would never want your advice. A good hunter always thinks before he takes a life away and thinks before he speaks. You should try that. Thinking that is and not collusion.

In Nigeria, a joke about the police is that they close by 6pm for "security reasons".

@bhavikbhatt8346

4 жыл бұрын

It literally crack me up

@lakshmimohan6467

4 жыл бұрын

😂wow

@EugeneRoh

4 жыл бұрын

hahaha, that's a good one.

@kefilweshongoane2530

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@4thTribeJudith

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂🇳🇬

He’s so right about happy birthday being an awful song.

@tesfuweldemikael2902

3 жыл бұрын

Nearly any song from other languages sounds happier.

@DP-iy5ff

3 жыл бұрын

We only sing the black version.

@TucBroder

3 жыл бұрын

But the writer / composers family is filthy rich

@ladywartooth

3 жыл бұрын

@@TucBroder the song is public domain which means it's free for anyone to use.

@dabeezkneez8716

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr... always felt it sucks

Anyone else impressed by his many accents.

@JuggernautProductions

3 жыл бұрын

Bro I am not a person for celebrities and shit, but I really would love to meet this dude. Man seems like a true down to earth person.

@jaredmarr5731

3 жыл бұрын

Only extremely

@tesfuweldemikael2902

3 жыл бұрын

No. It doesn't impress me anymore, I just go "ah, this must be Trevor Noah".

@Simon-nx1sc

3 жыл бұрын

I had to double check if it was actually him doing the British sports commentator.

@BewareOfTheKraut

3 жыл бұрын

I heard him speaking German very well. Impressive guy!

Caller: “There’s a man in the park... he looks suspicious.” Police: “Okay, go and ask him what he is doing.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jenchristelle

4 жыл бұрын

In the Ivory Coast, whenever you report a crime to the police, they will ask you for petrol money-it's the basic. If you're being burglared, they will ask for the numbers of burglars and ask you to neutralize 2/3 of the gang before they arrive. It's sad and funny. 🤣🤣🤣🤣. The fire brigade is more efficient though. Ivorians being cheeky will call the fire brigade to take off bee/wasp nest in their house instead of calling pest control (free>labour fees). Où sont mes frères et soeurs du 225 pour valider ?

@mollymoo1633

4 жыл бұрын

@Felisha they are working on this issue. they realize it is a thing and happens more often than we are told. the best thing a kid can do is be persistent and to keep calling, then they are forced to be concerned. it just depends on the operator, some are better with children than others. im sorry you had that experience.

@curiousnerdkitteh

4 жыл бұрын

@Felisha That's terrible! Also another reason prank calling emergency numbers is an awful thing for people to do and there should be more awareness raised about this. But I feel that your story is an eye-opener to operators to never give up on a caller in case it's a real emergency. Hopefully people have been better trained since then because that's really tragic! :(

@dinkerz

4 жыл бұрын

Felisha Maybe that’s why a lot of people now train their kids on what to say. I know a family that has a script posted on the door for their kids to read if they ever have to call 911. And that’s not a judgement on you. I was never trained and I nervous laugh, too. Luckily, I never had any medical emergency when calling 911 when I was young.

@nomsamashego6958

4 жыл бұрын

He is not telling the truth, it was for you to lol I'm in SA, 10111 response just fair

His American accent when impersonating a sports announcer is too perfect

@r.brooks5287

3 жыл бұрын

His English one was spot on too.

@BTS_lover77

3 жыл бұрын

He's good with accents

@Scie

3 жыл бұрын

It caught me so off guard it was incredible

@ki.420

3 жыл бұрын

volkswagen~ to VOHLKsWAhGon

@buckosoft

3 жыл бұрын

His Hugh Jackman is great, too.

i get why kids cry when you start singing happybirthday

@Leo-st9ti

3 жыл бұрын

I understand but i never did it, i always felt awkward when someone sung it to me because its just too much attention

@guzmaamzugsi4

3 жыл бұрын

Lets use the regular show version of happy birtheay from now on

@lynnettethuita9348

3 жыл бұрын

@@guzmaamzugsi4 I second that motion

@ms.pineapple8226

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao right?!!? I laughed so much.

@anythinginteresting556

Жыл бұрын

______

As a South African, that "How will your cat learn?" Is very accurate 😂 that's how our parents are to us too

@NathiM03

2 жыл бұрын

Funny part is that I read this comment in my mother’s accent

He's not wrong, "Happy Birthday" sounds like a goddamned funeral march.

@mipoorboy1478

3 жыл бұрын

I never let it be sung and if someone tries I start clapping to speed it up. It’s so bizarre!!!!

@martysdogs8

3 жыл бұрын

Have you heard of the birthday dirge?

@kaizen7659

3 жыл бұрын

I'm from Asia. One time we had a video conference with our team in north america and there was a birthday surprise for one of the members there and they sung the happy birthday song. My team in asia were trying our best not to laugh because the beat was so sad it really sounded like a funeral song. in our country we sing it fast and jolly while clapping to the beat then sing it a second time 2x faster. so we thought it was hilarious that they're singing it so sadly 😂

@Dontaexy

3 жыл бұрын

Listen to the grim reaper song, the birthday song and the bride's wedding song

@RabblesTheBinx

3 жыл бұрын

@Mary C Huh? Minor keys aren't hard on most instruments, it's just the 6th mode of a major. If you know your key signatures, it's super easy. Just convert it to major in your head (i.e., if you're playing in a minor, just play in CMaj, but start on A, it's exactly the same thing).

I called the greek "911" when someone was breaking into my house, and they told me that they will come by tomorrow

@starkheart4441

3 жыл бұрын

alex k Don’t leave us hanging! What happened?

@mygpeach

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@alexandrak7854

3 жыл бұрын

@@starkheart4441 I told them, no I am home alone, you have to come now, they came after 45 min

@izzathalim

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexandrak7854 thats rough, buddy

@mollymoo1633

3 жыл бұрын

people say that if you order a pizza after you call the cops, the pizza man will get there first. #merica

I can’t un-see the death prediction in the happy birthday song now

@vici-ic3we

3 жыл бұрын

Same😂😂😂💙💚

@ebonysunberry2580

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@MollyHJohns

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: it's not prediction. Just annual reminders that your time is reducing.

@hellenhardy3144

3 жыл бұрын

@@MollyHJohns yeah, birthday music is depressing

@MollyHJohns

3 жыл бұрын

@@hellenhardy3144 also why I don't celebrate my own birthday since I reach my twenties, up till now. I don't see the point lol.

"people think it's about assigning blame, but it's not. it's about addressing what happened so that everyone can move forward"

@stephaniesamaniego2713

2 жыл бұрын

Truth ! I wish people could also act like this.

@memoli801

2 жыл бұрын

Guess it is difficult to not feal attacted when there are always pointing finger at you

@jupitersnoot4915

Жыл бұрын

@@memoli801 if you feel attacked by discussions of past racism then its probably because you think the people have a reason to accuse you. Just saying

The happy birthday song that Trevor had his mom sing to him is the most wholesome thing I’ve heard in quarantine

@bot2104

3 жыл бұрын

SaiMaey yes that was so weird to hear lmao but u never know I am a BOT

@shizukagozen777

3 жыл бұрын

We should all forget that depressing birthday song and start using Trevor's song instead. 😆

@mimi_j

3 жыл бұрын

I’m American and that’s how we would sing it and then there’s a Spanish version we sang in church. Not that melody though lol

@zenn_5251

3 жыл бұрын

my whole life is all a lie, the classic happy birthday song that we all sing is actually a death song

@choaticstate

3 жыл бұрын

It was glad he ignores the fact he was brought up during apartheid and that Americans were celebrating love of mixed cultures before he was thought of

as a kenyan i HATE when in a movie they have platters of food for breakfast then someone takes a bite and says " honey i got to dash for work" kisses his wife and leaves... WHAT!

@33lex55

4 жыл бұрын

not only in Africa; we were poor, when I grew up, and you could pile as much on your plate as you wanted.....but, boy, don't you DARE not to finish your plate... We did not believe in leftovers, and NOTHING got thrown away.

@johan.ohgren

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's fuckin' rude when your partner got up before you, woke the kids up, dressed them and made breakfeast for everyone and the other "person" simply runs through everything, barely a "good morning" and out in 30 seconds.

@humphreygitonga1595

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@woolflower8316

4 жыл бұрын

You got to wonder what kind of time management skills they have when they just needed to get up and change, and be too late for work if they eat properly LOL!

@naturallytuli8536

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh! I've seen that as well! Clean plates are such an African thing! 🇧🇼

Between the happy-Happy birthday song and no-wasting food movies, I feel like his mom is quite a stand up lady

@JackieGian

3 жыл бұрын

His mother is a god damn super hero. Read his biography... i mean his life has been crazy, but the life of his mother is next level. She's the definition of honor and perseverance.

@marianakiselova6913

3 жыл бұрын

@@JackieGian Currently planning to buy his book btw

@JackieGian

3 жыл бұрын

@@marianakiselova6913 you won't regret it

@prathikshashetty872

2 жыл бұрын

@@JackieGianright now I'm reading his book. Its a rideee

@pjpatton53

2 жыл бұрын

And his Granny

Trevor is a total entertainer. It's a pity that I learn about this remarkable performer only lately. I am now a big fan! Whoaa, he's a bundle of talent!

@robbymonaco3738

3 жыл бұрын

Read his book. It's great!

@swdshchck

3 жыл бұрын

It's not a pity, really. You have a lot of hours of great fun ahead of you while getting caught up!

@kelseyswanepoel7056

3 жыл бұрын

You must Google his South African shows, some of its political, but most of its just hilarious.

@lotusphoenix8

3 жыл бұрын

@@swdshchck I love how you think

@ZolaClyde

3 жыл бұрын

@@robbymonaco3738 Seconded, it’s fantastic!

I love how the camera crew is laughing at his jokes

@jacobboisrond9892

3 жыл бұрын

you do know there's a audience

@katehicks4714

3 жыл бұрын

Would it be ok to laugh at white people making jokes on black people?

@Daily_Meat_Dealer

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, someone has to

@ion_know7217

3 жыл бұрын

Jacob Boisrond No the camera man moving around behind Noah laughs at some of his jokes too when he’s on the screen

@oluwaseunadegbenro1564

3 жыл бұрын

@@katehicks4714 if the joke is good

i feel like trevor noah is the cool older cousin who tries to distract us when our parents ugly fight

@walkz007

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂I saw this and I was like....Yeeesss😂😂😂

@Tiffany-lq9nw

4 жыл бұрын

I feel you 😂

@ViralCup

4 жыл бұрын

I am pretty sure he was not allowed to come on air today, his last video got 5.4 million views as he was emotional about george floyd. This is a failed attempt to make people forget things, like they had gladiators in Roman times.

@thekaiser4333

4 жыл бұрын

Why are there so many people of colour in Harlem?

@dannyshucksill7687

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tiffany-lq9nw haha was gonna say that too.

This is why listening to people from other cultures is important. They see weird things in our culture a lot better than we do.

@pumkin610

2 жыл бұрын

A germ across the sea is visible, an elephant on an eyelid is not

In samoa, the inmates get to go home in the weekend so that they may attend church. Interestingly, they all return Monday. 🤣🤣🤣

@elovejapan7818

2 жыл бұрын

I’m going to guess that church has that strong an effect on them

@MittyTsubaki

2 жыл бұрын

this is the most interesting thing i've read all week.

Trevor's mom is a legend.

@gimmedtrial4004

4 жыл бұрын

@@bilderberg_news4775 bad bot

@shawnocean8226

4 жыл бұрын

She is indeed!

@marcosmota1094

4 жыл бұрын

The upvotes are at "911"....don't change the count1

@CH-ls7ye

4 жыл бұрын

Been a fan of Patricia Nombuyiselo Noah since I read Born a Crime 😂😂💖

@SeanCrosser

4 жыл бұрын

She was recovering from being shot in the head and still had the snark to sass Trevor

No lie, the happy birthday song sounds like a horror movie background 😂

"I've never come across a pay-as-you-go government."

@lisarice9337

3 жыл бұрын

OMG! I loved that statement.

Trevor is such a great story teller. I love hearing about his mum.

@royalwithoutcrown161

3 жыл бұрын

Have you read his "born a crime"?

@kristietom7130

3 жыл бұрын

@@royalwithoutcrown161 I listened to the audio book

@DGramusset

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta love Patricia

@AussieInDistortedworld

3 жыл бұрын

Simp

@pumkin610

2 жыл бұрын

Sus Jk kinda wholesome

Everybody loves the Latino commentator just for, "GOOOOAAALLL!"

@Kuid4or3

3 жыл бұрын

Gollaaaaazzzoooo de lionel meeeeeeeeeeesssssiii GGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL I swear these guys aren't breathin.

@claireindigo1200

3 жыл бұрын

I know right

@lailamagdyragab5048

3 жыл бұрын

Arabs are like that too 😂

@Rumpum06

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kuid4or3 i can hear your comment! Golgolgollll gol de meeeeessi!!!

@Ndasuunye

3 жыл бұрын

yes.

Holy lord Jesus Christ the soccer commentator was the most relatable thing I have ever seen. As a prem fan from USA and is Hispanic, I get a mix of all 3

Every good story from Trevor starts, "In Africa"

"i wasnt there i didnt do slavery!" "dude youre 37 calm down" absolute gold

@MarlyAlawi

4 жыл бұрын

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@expertexcavatinginc

4 жыл бұрын

8:37

@CaylaMarieeeeee

4 жыл бұрын

ABSOLUTE GOLD!!! 😩😊😊😊

@expertexcavatinginc

4 жыл бұрын

@@onlyplayerseattacoswiththe1613 I have. There's an active KKK chapter near me in CLE 216

@xyzsame4081

4 жыл бұрын

@@expertexcavatinginc Weird - haven't they figured out by now that joining the police gives them much more options ?

Who else feels like the happy birthday song is like a funeral song after watching this video

@__-go9cj

4 жыл бұрын

also.. feels like a pagan ritual shit. 😂

@annyjones7228

4 жыл бұрын

welp you haven't heard the Austrian anthem... we are used to funeral songs sold as inspiration xD

@angelica439

4 жыл бұрын

just listened to the donald duck one and he's not wrong that shit is lit

@raabshure6133

4 жыл бұрын

Still dying

@iamtheonlywilly

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

Called once to finnish fire department because there was a cat in a tree at our summer cottage. They responded: "We have never seen a dead cat in a tree, have a nice day"

@dzenitacuric2777

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@MissMaja24

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a very Finnish thing to do 😂😂

@cyderandsilky

Жыл бұрын

😂

"Let your cat fall he will never do it again" 😂😂😂😂 the truth in this 😭 "pikin wey fire don burn no go put hand again"

@alanreddy4300

3 жыл бұрын

Bwahahaha! That's how my mom was for me... And for my son: Don't let that baby get near that fire! Meanwhile me and my siblings all have 2nd degree burns!

@rolly6926

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahaha I can tell you're from Cameroon 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@dorathyotabor5574

3 жыл бұрын

@@rolly6926 😅😅 no, Nigeria.

@DrStellOO

3 жыл бұрын

@@alanreddy4300 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@carmendebenedictis-larue6250

3 жыл бұрын

Nigerian? My mum is Ethiopian and Nigerian lol

That “disobeying the white man” crosswalk joke was bloody brilliant.

@user-lr6eq5fj8v

4 жыл бұрын

🗣‼

@BC-bt7hu

4 жыл бұрын

@dood lawl 581 folks say otherwise

@checkmattee222

4 жыл бұрын

@dood lawl 600 people thought it too though lol

The World has changed so much I've forgotten that Trevor used to not shoot his videos on a couch.

@Kikigreentea

4 жыл бұрын

He should cut his hair and wear a suit at home. I miss his suits.

@blakmasta

4 жыл бұрын

you should see his old youtube video's it started on a couch 😂 Edit: I can't find it anymore but he had his own youtube thing before he got famous. if some one finds it please share thanks.

@NYCStateofMind7

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I couldn’t recognise the background neither and was looking at the upload date again and again before I realised he surely went back to the studio 😂

@eduardochavacano

4 жыл бұрын

is he bi racial???

@gerriprowell9238

4 жыл бұрын

@@eduardochavacano yep!

the fact that he keeps being his own fun self and entertain his audience BETWEEN the scenes omg he's such a cool person i love him

The camera guys having fun while filming Trevor 😂 they got a good job 👏🏻 😂

Trevor is a Gift from South Africa to the World!!

@CarmenRodriguez-gc9jn

4 жыл бұрын

Drew Secky Totally

@world9806

4 жыл бұрын

Elon Must also

@ohnonotagain8935

4 жыл бұрын

We are glad to have him for sure

@steve-usmcvet8934

4 жыл бұрын

A gift to Democrats especially Trump haters. He's a curse for Republicans and those who love Trump.

@vivianbarnes4828

4 жыл бұрын

RED PILL PORTAL 😳🤔🙄

I love the insight Trevor brings to America about what's going on in other parts of the world and helping people understand that their normal is not everyone's normal, since Americans are often ignorant of what's happening on the rest of the planet. You can hear them slip up in news reports sometimes, saying something like "this is the biggest issue in the world right now" when in reality no other country is currently battling that issue.

@RANS87IROCZ

3 жыл бұрын

No he actually don't! He is anti American

@issawheeler7144

3 жыл бұрын

Hes an idiot

@mskyndraful

3 жыл бұрын

RANS87IROCZ -no he’s not🙄🙄

@mskyndraful

3 жыл бұрын

Issa Wheeler .. you took the time to watch the idiot though soooooo 🖕🏽

@issawheeler7144

3 жыл бұрын

@@mskyndraful not all of it!! This guy spews out hate agaisnt our country and Americans allow it!! He needs to go back to South Africa!! If you want to see an actually comedian instead of a wanna be like Trevor, look up Gabriel Iglesias!!

I love how even the cameraman was laughing about trevor's jokes

“Let the kitty suffer and he’ll never do it again” Hahahaha 😂

@aadhyachintala8532

4 жыл бұрын

But that's true tho xD

@bpp5344

4 жыл бұрын

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@bpp5344

4 жыл бұрын

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@bpp5344

4 жыл бұрын

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@bpp5344

4 жыл бұрын

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He has the most soothing voice. A lot of comedians come of as pretty abrasive and loud but his voice is like a funny lullaby.

@lthompson3713

4 жыл бұрын

And he is brilliant AND as cute as a Disney character. Love him.

@LP_-hn6jf

4 жыл бұрын

@Joseph King what's the agenda?

@MrFzhong536

4 жыл бұрын

@@lthompson3713 yes

@hollyhelmstetter4640

4 жыл бұрын

@Joseph King So, another conspiracy theorist? Check out the show on PBS that tells how you folks have a problem in the brain. Don't watch PBS? I'm not surprised. I suspect that you can't even spell it.

@scorba3

3 жыл бұрын

don't mind him, he's just Joe King

"We are starving in Africa, why are they wasting food!" Dude, that was an amazing watch.

@TheSurvivor1963

2 жыл бұрын

And I do not understand the eating contests in USA. You have a country which is overflowing with unhealthy food everywhere and where obesity is a big general problem. What do they do then? Of course, they have eating contests! Yeah, that will cure their food waste and obesity problems!

I'll be raising my kids with Trevor's birthday song. The whole birthday ritual does kinda seem like someone's about to be sacrificed 😂

Seeing videos of American people get arrested for jaywalking really confuses me. In my country, even when you're about to cross a multi-laned avenue, you just don't go from the crossing. You look left, then right, if there are cars coming you look for a gap/calculate the time they need to reach your spot (or not, if you're a brave one) and just run like you're being chased by some crazy murderer with an axe.

@glowinthedarkspider3118

3 жыл бұрын

Lol same

@msyvonnehopson89

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely right!!

@tarrynlea

3 жыл бұрын

Yea, and if you die, it's your own fault. No-one gona arrest you for endangering yourself

@TreasuredAtlas15

3 жыл бұрын

So true

@clarke2373

3 жыл бұрын

In my country (it's not really a country, just a small island), the system was so fucked at some point that when I was walking with a friend, we tried to cross a road, the light was green for pedestrians but cars were just speeding around. We only were able to cross when the light turned red for pedestrians. I will never forget that.

"Your gonna judge me, but I judge you back." im dying

He's not a entertainer, he's a pedagogical speaker... like a teacher... he is such an intelligent and inspiring person👍👏👏

@bubblysunshine1660

2 жыл бұрын

Totally agree!

Swap "birth" with " death" in the song and you have a killer track.

@lollollol1575

3 жыл бұрын

Oof

@tonantzintalavera

3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant!

@haleshs66

3 жыл бұрын

And what about "happy"?

Trevor deserves his success, he is so brilliant

@17thUnicorn

4 жыл бұрын

We love you Trevor! !

@dbarca10

4 жыл бұрын

100% his eloquence in delivering hard subjects truly shines everytime ! He totally deserves it 😊🙌

@lungamajombozi7969

4 жыл бұрын

Hasanali Akhmedov anden wena?

@lebredamcelroy832

4 жыл бұрын

What was THAT WALK BY 👺😱💥🤪

@ireneellis8783

4 жыл бұрын

I totally agree that he is brilliant!!!

'Trevor Noah ' the only man I can watch for hours without getting bored.

@staceywilliams509

4 жыл бұрын

You should also watch Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert

@teekay6569

4 жыл бұрын

OMG yes. His videos are probably the ones I allow to play when my KZread autoplay is on

@tahliarose877

4 жыл бұрын

@Jay Bee Whatever hater

@bboop25

4 жыл бұрын

Jay Bee shut up troll

@bboop25

4 жыл бұрын

And! The! Dimples! ❤️

What I love about him he doesn't only do stand up comedy and do joke in his show but talk about serious issues and raise arguments that actually make sense, sharing awareness to the people who watch him while making everyone laugh.

The car's window joke got me so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@nargalda773

3 жыл бұрын

when my window crank handle broke, i do exactly the same thing

I am a proud South African...they will actually come after 4 hours claiming they couldnt find your street🤷

@adaobiuzo4907

4 жыл бұрын

In Nigeria, they wouldn’t even be able to place a call

@johnferguson6321

4 жыл бұрын

@@adaobiuzo4907 you call them at midnight and they arrive at 3 am claiming there was traffic

@MARK-THE-MUFFIN-MAN

4 жыл бұрын

You call them Thursday they come 3 days saying they forgot 🙄...like y😂

@deborahehuwa5342

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly I don't even bother calling anymore

@keysvds_theman_

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, right? I keep track on how long they take sometimes.

Fantastic therapy thank u,for making a old black guy laugh so HARD,my Dentures flew out of my mouth.

@Kozette88

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 oh the visual

@zah936

3 жыл бұрын

I just had a huge fight at home. This video was therapy.

@jamiekensington1155

3 жыл бұрын

Shit im a 34 yr old white chick (who also had a VW beetle w/ kinks Trevor haha) & he also had me rolling! 🤣

@bennyton2560

3 жыл бұрын

you are my hero today, sir XD

The 911 skit reminds me of when some white lately called the cops complaining that there was a goat in the park and the officer replied, "Is the goat doing a crime" #WoodstockGoat

@Mulligatawney

4 жыл бұрын

Haha, I saw that go down on facebook as well! A golden day in Cape Town social media.

@AviMarie21

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@roselineasante614

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂🤤🤤🤤

@yolandanxesi5463

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ItsNessaTho

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

Both my kids when they were babies and we sang at their first birthday “happy birthday” cried hysterically and we’re so sad and now I really understand why😂😂😂

@Great_Wife_Omo

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I CANNNNOT stop laughing

@katechisholm5217

4 жыл бұрын

My baby sisters cry all the time once people’s birthdays come by and this explains it all😂😂😭

@mahoganilorai6573

4 жыл бұрын

Ella Blun Depends on the American as well as the fact that some people don’t feel the need to put that much effort in the comments of social media.

@christinetenbroeck3977

4 жыл бұрын

My Aunt is very emotional (she has spina bifida and still lives at my grandparents house) always cries during happy birthday so they don't sing it to her :(

@dickrichards8983

4 жыл бұрын

@Ella Blun I mean why don't we still talk as follows? " my birthday is but a Fortnight from the morrow, whomst will be sending a parcel of celebration?" Languages change over time. Get over it. We'll be writing in symbols before you know it.

I'm pretty sure I'll burst into laughter whenever someone sings "Happy Birthday" from now on 😂😂😂

@joycesutherland2495

2 жыл бұрын

true - I took my granddaughter to a birthday party with several african americans and that up one from disney is how they sang happy birthday -I wondered where it came from - so much happier

We sing the “Futurama birthday song” in my family. “What day is today?! It’s ***s birthday! What a [great] day for a birthday! Lets all have some cake!”

@Capri_00

3 жыл бұрын

‘And you smell like one too!’ Teehee

USA should count themselves lucky to have this man on the Daily. hope all his efforts actually wake people the F up

@katehicks4714

3 жыл бұрын

Wake people up to what?

@TheCureEnjoyer

3 жыл бұрын

Why didn't he wake people up about CHAZ? You know black teens are shot there?

@issawheeler7144

3 жыл бұрын

Really, Hes a puppet for CNN and the Democratic party. He reads what is put in front of him. Anyone that disrespects a country that has given him a better life is an idiot.

@issawheeler7144

3 жыл бұрын

Let me guess your from Africa and you went to the USA for a better life.

@marmieshapiro5854

3 жыл бұрын

@Issa Wheeler DUDE I’m an American who believes people can shit on the government if they want to. There was a point in time where the British killed Americans (before they considered independent and Americans) because they spoke out against them and spread anti government propaganda. The British I’m sure believed that they were giving the Americans a good life and thought the people who spoke out against them should be punished. So, when Americans became independent they made sure to include free speech in their laws. People can spread whatever propaganda they want for a reason. America doesn’t ”give” people a better life. People work hard, Make their own damn money, and build their own damn empires here. American law gives you the opportunity to do many things that other countries might not allow, like use of free speech, but people give themselves a better life, or the people around them who care about them do.

as someone who also grew up in South Africa, i also can't stand it when people waste food. every time i see youtubers or people on TV wasting food i get so frustrated, and turn it off.

@annemoeller9478

4 жыл бұрын

I think it's unacceptable, too.

@misslanapford9169

4 жыл бұрын

Yes it is unacceptable..

@kokieduoh

4 жыл бұрын

Not only South Africa I think Africans in general have a big issue with food wastage. Whether their rich or poor😂😂

@carolinanoriega3813

4 жыл бұрын

That is appalling to me!

@lordfloppa5863

4 жыл бұрын

Hannah Okuk food wasting happens which is normal but the youtubers with their more excessive and unnecessary wasting is a lot worse

Honestly Trevor Noah smiles and the world seems like a better place by just a little bit.

I now accept and appreciate Trevor becoming the host of The Daily Show.

@JatPhenshllem

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know, the show kind of ruined it now. The overacting and stuff

What we have been doing in Africa since the beginning: -Avocado on toast -Tiny house movement -Vegan diet -Cous cous - Practising mindfulness and living in the moment. -chickens in our backyard. And also goats. -Goats are cool. -natural fibre clothing. -natural medicine -organic food.

@Night_Owlette_30

4 жыл бұрын

EDIT: I read it America not Africa, sorry I was coming off a 24hrs shift with no sleep, but I won't delete the original post so I don't confuse people I'm sorry but that fluffy thing you eat is not couscous, this is coming from a Moroccan, the birthing place of couscous, and we have it every friday

@marvlarc

4 жыл бұрын

@@Night_Owlette_30 yeah cous cous is Morrocan but Morocco is in Africa (North Africa to be exact) and he was talking about what happens in Africa

@lupabatista5646

4 жыл бұрын

@@Night_Owlette_30 where do u think Marocco is fam? Asia?

@ccgk1325

4 жыл бұрын

@@Night_Owlette_30 😅 now where is Morocco..

@dcollop3543

4 жыл бұрын

@@Night_Owlette_30 I understand Moroccans claim Arab ethnicity and heritage amongst other things. But it is still very much a part of Africa. I am curious, do Moroccans generally exclude themselves from being African?

"Let the cat suffer it will never do it again." seems like the cat is me.

“Normal animals” I’m with you on American food ❣️

The first time we sang happy birthday to my son, he cried. In fact, I have witnessed friends children reacting the same way. I never thought of happy birthday as a sad song, but now I get it.

@benzaiten933

4 жыл бұрын

then you know what to do; sing the Donald Duck birthday song in the future 😉

@debrasalt3598

4 жыл бұрын

It scares thecrap out of kids, I hated it, feared it, I was right!

@debrasalt3598

4 жыл бұрын

@Pink and Black Girl NO KIDDING, THAT IS THE dEATH eATHERS MARCHING SONG

@debrasalt3598

4 жыл бұрын

@Pink and Black Girl HOLY CRAP.....

@debrasalt3598

4 жыл бұрын

does it seen strange they (the MNA) tells you to sing the happy birthday song while you ws your hands.I agree we do need to wash hands after touching stuff, but WHY they chose the HB stupid FU&K ass song.

I love hearing Trevor's view of how Africa vs america is in his experience.

@mwara2444

4 жыл бұрын

I love hearing all countries compared to the United States because the United States is supposed to be this beacon on a hill. We're supposed to have be the gold standard of civilization. And look at all this stupid crap going on without any leadership from the White House. Trump is just a third rate Putin

@markfish2012

4 жыл бұрын

@@mwara2444 america is more of gold digger than gold standard.

@vickvinegar8411

4 жыл бұрын

Haha puds.

@strawberrymilkshake9665

4 жыл бұрын

Africa is a continent and he is not from all of africa he is from **south africa** yes some experience might be the same but dont compare africa a continent to a country karen

@moviebay3690

4 жыл бұрын

@@markfish2012 💯💯

He's a natural intellectual, I love listening to this more than anything, he just speaks from his heart and it comes out brilliantly with common sense. I hope he goes on to do even greater things, he is a voice of much-needed reason.

This is fantastic! I lost it at “pay as you go government.” 🤣

"Then how will your cat *learn*?" I died lolol

@truthmustprevail8864

3 жыл бұрын

not funny

@AniketKumar-ye9hh

3 жыл бұрын

@@truthmustprevail8864 Try living in lagos, There are actually people like that. I lived how accurate it was

@linab.c401

3 жыл бұрын

@@truthmustprevail8864 I was raised with this philosophy 😂 You wanna eat fire? Fine, you'll tell me what it tastes like (if you dare)

“I want to try the buffalo” so he orders the buffalo wings. “Oh, it tastes like chicken” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

@Pam-up1ud

4 жыл бұрын

I know right cause a buffalo is not chicken to the rest of the world.

@bolorchimegjargalsaikhan3582

4 жыл бұрын

For foreigner who came to US, the struggle is real. I also thought the wing came from some other animal. Ordered it, did not like the sauce.

@Tuncapoo

4 жыл бұрын

@@bolorchimegjargalsaikhan3582 I did the same at an American dinner here in London, was mad confused for a sec

"Pay as you go government" That's great.

“Then how will your cat learn?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is one of the funniest men, and his jokes are nothing but the hard core truths in a funny way.

@cyndianderson7056

4 жыл бұрын

He's brilliant.

I can never go back to singing Happy Birthday the "traditional blah" way ever again . .

As a foreigner I can relate to a LOT of those things lol. Though Im not from South Africa.

The thing I like about Trevor is that he's both funny and right. So many people are concerned only with being funny but you're just like, "yeah that would be funny if it were true" and sometimes people can be right but just straight up not funny. This guy nails both!

" i never looked in somebody's eyes and seen sex get erased" lmao trevor always making me laugh omg

@laroxie2242

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣so funny

@rswife777

4 жыл бұрын

I've def looked into someone's eyes and wished I could have erased the sex.🤣

@ClaireYunFarronXIII

4 жыл бұрын

@@rswife777 Same. 😂

@irosencrantz882

4 жыл бұрын

@@rswife777, I can't possibly sympathize with you, having been on the opposite side of those eyes. I haven't had sex in over a decade. Your complaints fall on deaf ears. Lonely, forlorn, deaf ears.

@datastorytelling6446

4 жыл бұрын

That’s soooo funny!

He love South Africa a lot I can feel it....

Saw a food fight in TV once and replicated with my friends at school. The teacher made us pick up every single grain of rice and we had to count them. We spent three days cleaning the classroom. It was in a privilege private school in Haiti. We were young and had no idea we were in a terribly poor country because our families were comfortable/wealthy. We were taught about hunger that day.

@ayushthumbarathy3961

4 жыл бұрын

*respect*

@sphephelonombikangcobo285

4 жыл бұрын

All respect to the teacher

@blacksheepnomad9000

4 жыл бұрын

@Bobs Vegana nice wholesome comments then there's you.

@lolom8772

3 жыл бұрын

Dang good teacher

The football commentary is so on point. "He has spoilt the surprise". 🤣😂

@sunmusicm.b.6407

4 жыл бұрын

😅😂😂true!

His mother was a great women to have raised such an respectful and rounded son....

Trevor ROCKS MAN!!!

Yep. A very accurate depiction of a South African transaction. I was asked to investigate a burglary I was reporting myself once 😅

@douglashealy

3 жыл бұрын

SAPS is useless

@TheLadyDelirium

3 жыл бұрын

Haha that's crazy!

@makgethwaphala7668

3 жыл бұрын

Haii you've seen it all😅

@corinnebunn4184

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@kevinngaleu1545

3 жыл бұрын

same here in Cameroon. 🤣🤣

I LOVE Trevor’s cultural observations.

@icontrolthespice

2 жыл бұрын

Right?

I never thought about the whole food fight thing in american movies and how the rest of the world could see that as a horrible display of wealth. Dude Trevors mom is right!

US: 911 is an instant response Every other nations : Our own version of 911 is not reliable Indonesia : What the hell is 911?

@elirojas8429

3 жыл бұрын

I live in Costa Rica and the 911 is reliable here but it will depend on who you ask, i have call a number of times from seeing highschool kids entering a hotel known from prostitution to a guy trying to set a sidewalk (i saw him fighting with his wife and come back with a goldfish, it was like kerosene or something ) on fire and they always came

Perhaps for Americans Trevor is just hilarious, but for all the international audience of the Daily Show is also a guy who shares our surprise to the the deeply weird things your society has. Most talkshow hosts just ignore them, but Trevor is like "Oh no this shit's weird"

@jonoliahjohn6800

4 жыл бұрын

I'm from St. Vincent and I picked up on a couple of things he said before watching this. This is the first time, though, that I'm hearing of a government shutdown.

@kel5710

4 жыл бұрын

All societies are “weird” in one way or another. Many of us in the U.S., especially those who’ve traveled or have lived in culturally diverse cities, have picked up on some of our strange customs and predominant beliefs. And yes, our chickens are way too big. They’ve been genetically modified to grow really fast in a short amount of time. It’s actually pretty cruel, but government and big time ag lobbyists have played a significant role in keeping the public blind regarding where the food comes from (ag-gag laws). People are very detached and it’s frustrating. Overall, the United States is a wonderful country despite its cruel history (as is true with many countries). Things are changing, albeit slowly, but there is progress :)

@Zhangmengxing3236

4 жыл бұрын

@@kel5710 oh hell no man, I've been around as well, you guys are way werider...

@ZillyWhale

4 жыл бұрын

@@Zhangmengxing3236 Weirdness is just in in our DNA.

@yadisfhaddad722

4 жыл бұрын

@@kel5710 Sure, every country looks weird to any other by nature. It wasn't an attack, It is just that since american culture is so widespread we tend to take it as the measuring yard for 'normal' behavior and social norms, and it just shouldn't. The acceptance of diversity should be the measure.

We will never to be able to re-pay Jon Stewart for the gift that is Trevor Noah.

@truthmustprevail8864

3 жыл бұрын

hate him thou

@bunnylovern7620

3 жыл бұрын

TruthMust Prevail then why are you watching his videos

@uwantegepatricia400

3 жыл бұрын

awww

@charleneaguirre6739

3 жыл бұрын

He

@lorijones8435

3 жыл бұрын

The happy birthday song that Trevor had his mom sing to him is the most wholesome thing I’ve heard in quarantine

I know it sucks but I had a hard time with Trevor at first. I admit it's because I didn't want to see John go and that's so unfair and stupid. Didn't take long though to get to know Trevor through his content and I'm happy and ashamed to admit how wrong I was. Sorry Trevor and I'm fully on board now. Thank you for all you do and for helping keep me sane during this nightmare

Trevor, you keep me in tears!!! You tell it straight but always with a funny twist. Thank you.

Has Trevor heard the Russian birthday song, because that's literally what the lyrics are like. One year older, one year closer to death.

@peachydream2265

4 жыл бұрын

is it? have never heard...

@drany6707

3 жыл бұрын

Russia is metal as fuck no surprise

@foreverwinter8687

3 жыл бұрын

Ummm... As a Russian, no, it’s not 😂 Where do you get that from?

@foreverwinter8687

3 жыл бұрын

Drany Thanks. Always nice to hear an unbiased culturally educated person.

@RabblesTheBinx

3 жыл бұрын

@@foreverwinter8687 yeah... I'm not Russian, but I just looked it up and it's, like, the exact opposite (unless I looked up the wrong version). The lyrics literally say "it's sad that a birthday only happens once per year"

"You shouldn't accept that the people in power cannot do their job, there's no other industry where we would allow that to happen." I love this man. ❤

@bikosankara7417

4 жыл бұрын

Hi, what does he mean?

@karencanady7135

4 жыл бұрын

Truth!!

@bobsteve4812

3 жыл бұрын

Makhanda Khanda In any other job besides an American politician, if people don’t do it, they get fired.

@bikosankara7417

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobsteve4812 thank you for the clarity sir. I'm teaching myself how to communicate in English

@spotlessmind7681

3 жыл бұрын

to think that this would open people's eyes to that type of 'democracy' 🙄

"I have never looked in somebody's eyes and seen sex get erased... like immediately" CRACKED ME UP

4:48 This guy just changed the way I'd ever look at happy birthday song !.. 😂

In Nigeria at one point they said the police closes at 6pm for security reasons

@theroof6378

4 жыл бұрын

Sokoya Adedolapo 😂😂🤣 u for real man? that’s crazy, fucked up and scary..

@fieryjustin

4 жыл бұрын

That is normal in Nigeria

@walkz007

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂another reason we won the online war..Kenya v Nigeria, jk man we are worse...edit esp now.

@keamogetsebeleng5707

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@percyhobbs

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao!!!!... That's kak funny!! You lying bruuuh!!

Trevor Noah is the funniest, sweetest, all around the most likeable person I have ever seen. Love you Trevor

@dedrearendse6503

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@VintageVelocity99

4 жыл бұрын

Poor soul, Trevor Noah is nothing more then a leftis brainwashing tv host

@eduardochavacano

4 жыл бұрын

i didnt know he is not Anerican, no wonder!

@Telerian3

4 жыл бұрын

Shame he can't be President. He'd win so easily.

@brandonrodriguez9193

4 жыл бұрын

VelocyTaptor poor you, then why are you watching him?

I love how you accurately represent our country bra, and show the world that SA is a country of a peculiar, colorful, cultured and jovial citizens You're the best point of reference, be blessed

So funny, smart, wise and handsome!! Incredible person ❤️

Anyone else *SHOOK* when Trevor seamlessly switched to the American Accent? 6:18 Edit: His accent game is strong

@Ysalomet

4 жыл бұрын

...The camera man, sliding in behind him, noticed it too before he just as silently slipped back out...

@lwazimachika6871

4 жыл бұрын

He is that good.

@zedianzediessi

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah we got Mel Blanc here

@sanbilge

3 жыл бұрын

That was not only American, but also white American :)

"I've never looked in somebody's eyes and seen sex get erased." lol

@11OJO

4 жыл бұрын

ha ha ha!

@dk4647

4 жыл бұрын

Guys all relate 😂💯

I'm from north africa, and every time He says "in Africa" i was like, please don't say Africa, say in South africa, because there are some people who think Africa is a country, and we all have dark skin complexion, we live in woods and we fight animals, like for real, but after i hear his story, i was like yup it's really in Africa.

@mbasador35

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I'm from South Africa and it's always pretty cool to see how our cultures intersect

@c.a5226

3 жыл бұрын

@@mbasador35 every story he told it's like he's talking about us, how his mom behaves and what she said about the americans wasting food, how children play, everything is the same. You're from the south and we are from the north, maybe what we eat is different and how we dress is different to a certain point with globalization, but our behaviors are exactly the same, not just us but in all the continent.

@nah_thando9336

3 жыл бұрын

His smart enough to not stupidly generalize africa.when he does it actually does apply to almost all Africans..am from Zambia,the escalator story country 🤣🤣if u know I know

@c.a5226

3 жыл бұрын

@@nah_thando9336 ohhhh yes I know, and guess what, even we used to do that as well and i'm still doing it when the opportunity present it self, like who doesn't like escalators? the first time I saw the escalator when i was a kid I couldn't stop going up and down, up and down hhhhhhh

@ahmadahmed214

3 жыл бұрын

911 was watched in many countries in Africa, the cat thing is true too. If you call emergency to get your cat they will look at you like you're stupid or something is completely wrong with you.