Torbin suffered severe PTSD after being mind-r*ped by Mae's mom. After 16 years of living with that trauma, Mae shows up and gets him to off himself because of the "guilt" he felt for being victimized. These writers have no idea what they're actually writing.

@lePaddox

Ай бұрын

It's just Holywood psycho-weirdos writing what they know.

@kaykutcher2103

Ай бұрын

The screwed up thing is they may know. They're working for Harvey's personal assistant after all. Perpetrators gonna victim blame.

@aaronrowell6943

Ай бұрын

But he's a white male so ...... Lol

@electricbayonet2

Ай бұрын

@@kaykutcher2103 "You give your testimony in court against my patron and say publicly what happened...or you can commit suicide, which is _really_ what you want to do, and which I totally have no vested interest in insisting is the case."

@mynameisNeo369

Ай бұрын

Good point and he was technically still a child, only following the 'adults'/ mentors around him. Clearly he meant no harm and was preyed upon. Justice for Torbin

Jedi Master looking for a force using metal detector is an equivalent to combing the desert in Space Balls.

@jcore0981

Ай бұрын

"We ain't found shit!"-Tuvok

@Hassohappa

Ай бұрын

Found anything yet? Man, we ain't found Sith!

@canaldecasta

Ай бұрын

At least have like a Big speeder or a ship hovering and doing sonar things or something. An episode is like 22M, do something with it!

@nhagan001

Ай бұрын

@@jcore0981and then Tuvok gets his shit found by an evil lesbian witch.

@cruvensilverwing7948

Ай бұрын

No combing the desert is a fun play on words and actually good writing. Force metal detector is just shit.

Ok so they just proved that "the power of many" is fucking worthless because one Jedi overpowered the entire coven. Fucking clown world.

@packman7631

Ай бұрын

Maybe they meant that the power of 1, the power of 2 and the power of maaaannnnyyy are all the same level of power?

@8Dataman8

Ай бұрын

@@packman7631 That's just the law of inverse ninjutsu but about witches.

@austin9568AuraMasterDX

Ай бұрын

And Aniseya was the Head Ninja In Charge​@@8Dataman8

@marhawkman303

Ай бұрын

@@8Dataman8 Well, also.. I don't think the majority of the coven have any real power.

@jroggs85

Ай бұрын

@@marhawkman303 It was enough to Sith mind trick a Jedi knight into trying to slaughter his own friends, apparently. Just too bad that the hard counter to using that Force ability is for someone to pull the fucking trolley lever. Goddamn, this show is STUPID.

"Aha, I bet you thought the *Jedi* were the *good guys* in episode 3. NOW it will be revealed that...[checks notes]...um, Mae accidentally *committed 9/11 by lighting a book on fire* and...[checks notes again]...Oh, *their moms can turn into the Smoke Monster* from Lost (2004)." "I bet you feel really dumb right now, huh?"

@supernovavortex3069

Ай бұрын

BY JOVE I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT!! (This show is the worst)

@TheNoonish

Ай бұрын

Fire can’t melt stone walls. Brendok was an inside job.

@TokyoXtreme

Ай бұрын

"Your smoke theory sucks" - Leslye Headland's sticker written in Kenner font

@-Azure.EXE-

Ай бұрын

Can paper fuel really melt stone?

@Jasper_Silva

Ай бұрын

I love the incredulity that every single commentator (even in channels where they defended the show) had with episode 3 because it looked so absurd, and it turns out the situation was just as absurd as it looked.

Actress: She is a powerful leader. She is a good person. Yass yass! The character: the first thing she does is to antagonize the jedi by mind r*****ing the young lad.

@TheNoonish

Ай бұрын

She does this BEFORE there's any tension being cranked up in the scene.

@Tacti_cat

Ай бұрын

So much focus on self inserting themselves into this universe, it's appalling really.

@josephkerrigan733

Ай бұрын

OMG your totally right. If she wanted them to leave why didn't she order them to leave FIRST...then if they refuse I suppose she could resort to her evil torture. Just torturing him to begin with just tells me she was always an evil monster.

@JekPorkbricks

Ай бұрын

She's such a powerful leader, she dies after one episode through her own fault.

@akashajones6079

Ай бұрын

Not r*pe... Look up the definition of words before you use them.

I'm aghast and a little fascinated at how poorly this show conveys its ideas. They clearly intend for this to all be a tragic misunderstanding built on unfair suspicions and misreading of the situation, but then witches respond to tense situations by turning into smoke demons and dissolving children, only to be shocked when this is read as hostile. It's like I'm facing armed police, I pull out a flamethrower and snarl "it's on!", and then I'm shot and as I die I say, "but I was going to descalate the situation! This is a tragic misunderstanding!"

@Arko777777

Ай бұрын

But have you considered that witches turning into an evil black fog and possessing a furry character might've been their only joy in life?

@eggandfriends3853

Ай бұрын

😂

@matthewcollins4773

Ай бұрын

@@Arko777777 They appear to have Furry-possessed themselves to death en masse, so the joy was, alas, short-lived. Joyful for me, though.

@nhagan001

Ай бұрын

I could not agree more with your “poorly this show conveys its ideas”. You are making The Room look a little more cohesive.

@electricbayonet2

Ай бұрын

It's even worse than that: you would be _actively shooting_ with the flamethrower, an innocent bystander would be engulfed in flames...and then once shot, you'd declare "No, that was a secret type of fire that was actually helpful and completely harmless! It just _happens_ to look indistinguishable from napalm!"

Just remember in-universe someone committed suicide because the events of this episode.

@LukasJampen

Ай бұрын

I mean if I was in this episode I would kms as well 😂 This is an absolute clown show.

@kaykutcher2103

Ай бұрын

In his defence this episode was pretty bad.

@ioncewasmikey

Ай бұрын

​@kaykutcher2103 😂 It wasn't the events of the plot, it was the fact they were written which drove him to do it.

@hoppie8693

Ай бұрын

He was just still super pissy that he had to spend 7 weeks on that planet even thought they could have easily flown home every evening and come back the next day.

@austin9568AuraMasterDX

Ай бұрын

"Give me something for the cringe and let me die!"

Lightsabers can't kill Darth Maul, Sabine and Reva but it can kill a witch whose body is half-transformed into smoke. Okay, LucasFilm.

@jcore0981

Ай бұрын

I can't believe I'm saying this, but here it goes, to be fair to the Acolyte🤢🤮. They have actually treated lightsabers with the props they deserve. It shouldn't have to have the baggage of other Star Wars shows' dumb decision to make lightsabers be useless. When you get stabbed by them, you die.

@spicysausage8805

Ай бұрын

Agree with this take. The acolyte is hot garbage that never should’ve been made, but at the very least people die when they get stabbed by light saber.

@nhagan001

Ай бұрын

@@spicysausage8805well, this is ironically a time I have to push back. The acolyte HAD to kill with the lightsabers in these instances (the witch lady in 7 and all the Jedi in episode 5). If Smilo’s lightsaber had left anyone alive after that level of damage (Jeddick I think her name was?), Leslie would have managed to further nerf Lightsabers. And if the “Smoke Demon?” Had survived a lightsaber, you would now have another entity (besides force ghosts) immune to lightsabers… Can force ghosts be killed by lightsabers? I don’t know if I want that answer. Leslie ironically got put between a rock and a hard place with her own actions. She wanted “tragedy”, but at the same time I don’t think she realized how many storylines she let wilt when they were barely seedlings. Lightsabers ironically had so much power they killed her story just as hard as she did.

@aquapendulum

Ай бұрын

@@nhagan001 It still doesn't help overall that the ONE time a character has a plausible reason to survive a lightsaber wound, she died. Star Wars canon did everything backward.

@oldschool8330

Ай бұрын

@@aquapendulumwhen was that?

Wait, so Torbin very briefly considered a rash course of action after being tortured with a Dark Side mind technique, got an eye punched out by a possessed bigfoot, and then a deathcult Jonestown'd themselves trying to kill everyone while the Frenzied Flame ran around planting demo charges in an abandoned castle. _That's_ what he was so guilty about?!

@packman7631

Ай бұрын

Maybe in episode 8 they'll reveal that he also kept on stealing Kelnacca's lunch out of the break room fridge?

@maninthemask6275

Ай бұрын

My funny head cannon is that the witches literally messed up so bad he had Trauma for the rest of his life.

@cattrucker8257

Ай бұрын

He's feeling so guilty about having signed the contract to be part of this show.

@nobody2996

Ай бұрын

@@packman7631 Never mess with a Wookie's yogurt.

@CarrionCrow993

Ай бұрын

Not to mention that he rushed in to rescue CHILDREN from what they had good reason to perceive was a DARK SIDE CULT. The only sorrow he should have come away with is their failure to save both girls.

Mace Windu casually blocking Palpatines lightning - Anakin: "master shall i stop him?"- Windu: "Anakin, dont make hasty judgements, lets see where hes going with this"

@hassathunter2464

Ай бұрын

Windu: *dies* Windu's Force Ghost: "no, no, still waiting"

@austin9568AuraMasterDX

Ай бұрын

"Let him cook muthfucka!" -Mace Window

@josephkerrigan733

Ай бұрын

Vader throws Palpatine down the reactor shaft Palpatine: Noooooooooooo.... I was going to let the Galaxy be freee.... Luke: What have you done? He was just expressing the force differently. You & your institution have killed this innocent old man.

@Kino_pup

Ай бұрын

@@josephkerrigan733yeah for real.

@rmw9420

Ай бұрын

@@josephkerrigan733literally crying because of this

*This series was hyped as a mystery.* The “mystery” is that the bad gals were bad all along, the good guys were good all along, the culprits we saw commit the crime were in fact the culprits, and no new information has helped our decision. *What kind of mystery is this?!*

@hassathunter2464

Ай бұрын

The mystery who let them write Star Wars

@trygveplaustrum4634

Ай бұрын

@@hassathunter2464 Perfect.

@mrfafaa96

Ай бұрын

The true mystery is where all the 180 million dollars went.

@coyoteone6197

Ай бұрын

The things in this show that weren't predictable were the things where we said, "there's no way they'd be that dumb and predictable", but then they were. They sure fooled us!

@DaMaster012

Ай бұрын

This isn't a mystery, this is mystery box storytelling, except they forgot the most important part of the JuJu Abram's grift (who writes stories like he's selling a fly-by-night Ponzi scheme), and that is *never reveal what's actually in the box.* Lesley Squareheadland (accomplice of Harvey Weinstein) showed us what she put in the box, then showed us the exact same thing she put in the box, like she thinks of her target audience as infants who haven't grasped the concept of object permanence and are genuinely surprised by peek-a-boo.

Remember that it takes about 20 minutes to get to Coruscant from the outer rim in Disney Star Wars. There was no reason for them to be "roughing it" and desperately homesick when they could commute to the planet every day with no trouble.

@zachrohler1047

Ай бұрын

Not to mention missing the giant ass castle that towers over the landscape, and is within walking distance. That they somehow missed for 7 weeks.

@hassathunter2464

Ай бұрын

20 minute still seems long for the way they mess with time here...

@LukasJampen

Ай бұрын

Or why they wouldn't have proper rations or camp out instead of being in their ship and moving around in it. This planet is clearly not densely forested so it should be easy to check a place fly to the next and check again. Also with all their technology they can't scan the planet for ineteresting spots and need to take random moss samples, walk around with a metal detector, etc. instead of looking for a MASSIVE FORCE PHENOMENON with the force. Also the basic sample collecting and looking could be done by a proper team of scientists instead of wasting the time of Jedi or attach a Jedi to a proper team of scientists. It being a force event doesn't mean a planet coming back to life is only of interest to the jedi. A planet being livable is also of intersst to neighbouring systems for potential habitation and resourcess.

@rosssoyka860

Ай бұрын

That’s 20 minutes of moss time

@josh7827

Ай бұрын

The idea of a 20 minute commute from coruscant to the outer rim just destroys the scope and size of the universe.

So the show just lied to us. Glass Onion-style. Obviously this episode is trying to show us that Mae was innocent the whole time. But instead of showing us the same event from different points of view, they omit details, change lines, and the timing of events to convince you. In episode 7 they conveniently cut to other action with Sol so that they can cut out the shot in episode 3 where Mae tells Osha "I'll kill you." The smashing of the lantern happens at different times; In episode 3 Osha runs to the window and screams "Mama, Help me" before the lantern smashes (establishing she is afraid for he life before the lantern even breaks). In episode 7, the lantern smashes Osha says "What are you doing?" (Implying she isn't panicked and instead just doesn't understand what's going on.) before she *silently* runs to the window. In episode 7 Mae screams for Mama to help with the fire. In episode 3 she is silent. The timing of Sol's arrival at the bridge is different. He doesn't yell to both Osha and Mae in episode 3, but he does in 7. He also clearly runs in and only attempts to hold up Mae's half of the bridge in episode 3. He doesn't attempt both like he does in 7. For clarification, I'm not saying they edit around him trying to save both first, It's literally a different take. I don't know if you can get more explicit than removing Mae's threat to kill her sister and Osha screaming for help. They lied.

@zachrohler1047

Ай бұрын

If this was a clever writer, I could see them saying the diffrences are due to sol's retelling in episode 7, and Mae's retelling in episode 3. But I highly doubt that's what they are going for. Especially with the whole Darth sexy island stuff

@kingawesome5219

Ай бұрын

Honestly confused, how is the Glass Onion-style lying and not a character’s POV or interpretation of past events?

@StevenRichter

Ай бұрын

@@kingawesome5219 Because no one "told" either episode and there are multiple POV's within each episode. (Ex; if Sol is telling the story; Sol can't know Mae accidentally started the fire by dropping the lantern. And if Mae is telling the story; She can't know what Sol did at the Jedi camp)

@finleymorris04

Ай бұрын

Sorry it’s been a while since I saw Glass Onion, what did it do to “lie” like this?

@kingawesome5219

Ай бұрын

@@StevenRichter Oh okay, I was thinking if that was the case but wasn’t sure

Witch: transformes into a smoke monster Sol: stabs witch Witch: Master Jedi you misunderstand, in my coven this is the traditional pose of apology Sol: oh Witch: you know now that I think about it, it might be a little confusing, many have died needlessly

@Bulletproof_Trump

Ай бұрын

Torbin: Deletes self

@S1nwar

Ай бұрын

@@andrewlevin6331 was that a futurama thing or simpsons?

@andrewlevin6331

Ай бұрын

@@S1nwar Simpsons

@TheNoonish

Ай бұрын

Witch: "Also, upon further consideration, dressing two children up in ceremonial clothes, then chanting and dancing while they're marched toward a giant Pit of Doom may seem a bit disturbing to outsiders."

@electricbayonet2

Ай бұрын

@@TheNoonish “Ignore our lack of any other children! It is purely a coincidence, as is the inexplicable life on this world being traceable to this ritual deathpit.”

I get it now. Torbin was so guilty because he told osha the blood test was painless but he obviously lied. That “ow” echoing in his head for nearly 2 decades.

@BiggieTrismegistus

Ай бұрын

I think it's just because he's a white guy so he has crippling white guilt. He was trying to deal with it by remaining is his bubble of privilege.

So the Jedi did nothing wrong and were 100% in the right the whole time.

@hassathunter2464

Ай бұрын

Yup, but of course they were EVIL from people who are also evil every step they take *cough* Headland

@dire213

Ай бұрын

This is John Walker all over again. Labeling non-evil and justified actions as evil and villainous.

@nont18411

Ай бұрын

@@dire213 The Jedi Walker

@user-xx6vy9ri8p

Ай бұрын

Torbin was an idiot who rushed to get the twins on the bike without orders when he already had all the proof he needed, Sol was an idiot for trying to hold the bridge instead of just the girls and Indara was an idiot for not scanning a planet earlier and noticing a giant fortress in the mountains.

@AlexBarbu

Ай бұрын

@@user-xx6vy9ri8p Even if we grant you that, being an idiot does not equate to being evil, it doesn't equate to doing the morally wrong thing. The Jedi were 100% justified and good in all of this.

All that crap about ‘the power of many’ and Trinity just singlehandedly kills like 20 of them. And all it took was disabling their bluetooth connection

@deanwiley6746

Ай бұрын

It made me think of: kzread.info/dash/bejne/end2vKOPYrquaLA.htmlsi=fiVkKUPII7Tms1hq&t=184 (Unplugged from The Matrix)

@TokyoXtreme

Ай бұрын

Battle droid moment

@user-xx6vy9ri8p

Ай бұрын

She unplugged them from the Matrix.

@Jasper_Silva

Ай бұрын

Maybe the power of many, refers to Manny Jacinto the actor who plays Smilo Ren. 😂

Ай бұрын

Says a lot about the people writing this, to them it would be death to lose BT or Wifi access.

Oh the irony of the episode name “choice”, when SO many characters didn’t have a choice because of AN EVIL WITCH COVEN!

@kaykutcher2103

Ай бұрын

The witches just wanted to play voodoo doll with their new Jedi pals.

@nhagan001

Ай бұрын

@@kaykutcher2103 the children get the drugs. The others get the dark clouds!

@nhagan001

Ай бұрын

@@kaykutcher2103”tell us on the doll where the Witches touched you Torbin”. “EVERYWHERE. THEY TOUCHED ME IN PLACES I DIDNT KNOW I COULD BE!”

The whole mist teleportation scene is insane. It's like if I'm surrounded by cops pointing their guns at me, and instead of very slowly opening my jacket to grab my ID, I hastly shove my hand into it and scramble to grab something. OF COURSE I'M GOING TO GET BLASTED!

@GusBried

Ай бұрын

You also do it in the middle of a tense argument, while looking angry. P.S.: I nearly posted this with a typo of angey. Cops do hate them angey people.

@franzosisch5965

Ай бұрын

AND your friend has already prepped themself to attack.

@electricbayonet2

Ай бұрын

@@franzosisch5965 And, in lieu of a wallet, you have your ID rubber-banded to a gun, and somehow thought that A) drawing it was in any way a reasonable course of action and B ) bafflingly thought that the police would instinctively know that you were drawing a gun for non-gun reasons.

@sintho357

Ай бұрын

@@electricbayonet2 Wait officers.... this is a lighter not a loaded 1911.... i just wanted to have a smo.....

@packman7631

Ай бұрын

@@electricbayonet2 While wearing a T-shirt that says "Bad Guy".

Oh, by the way another comment said that there's an interview that Headland did where she clarified what the chief witch's Imhotep Smoke Monster thing was intended to do: it was to "transform [Mae and her] into the Force." You remember, that really dumb phrase that Jekka used to describe what happened to that bug when it was _sliced in half?_ That technique didn't just look evil: it _was_ evil. Sol stopped a deranged cultist from killing her own daughter as part of a murder-suicide.

@SiriusSphynx

Ай бұрын

That just makes it even more ridiculous that she would gaslight sol by saying she was going to let him have them as she died. 😂

@electricbayonet2

Ай бұрын

@@SiriusSphynx “I was only gonna kill _this_ innocent child! I was gonna let you fight the rest of the cult over the other. Swearsies.”

@8Dataman8

Ай бұрын

@@SiriusSphynx And also makes her cowardly, because the battle didn't yet even start properly.

@DaMaster012

Ай бұрын

Well, she _was_ a communist cultist, so...

This episode clearly demonstrates how messed up the morality of the writer and Leslye is. They really thought that this episode would show the witches to be good and the Jedi to be evil, but wrote an episode showing the exact opposite.

@UnderearthEDO

Ай бұрын

She comes across as the type that would say we should respect the traditions of the Aztecs while some poor sucker has his heart ripped out in the background.

@user-xx6vy9ri8p

Ай бұрын

​@@UnderearthEDO Need I remind you that spaniards took Kortes hostage, demaded from Aztecs gold enough to fill the room and when they got it they still killed them? Yeah, you respected them alright...

@UnderearthEDO

Ай бұрын

@@user-xx6vy9ri8p I didn't mention the Spanish as the Aztecs performed sacrifices well before they arrived against the other indigenous peoples. My criticism of the Aztec tradition of human sacrifice does not imply I agree with the Spanish and their treatment of the Aztecs whatsoever. So I don't know where you've got the idea that I respected them.

@akashajones6079

Ай бұрын

You know people can write things and not believe them, right?

@AndreLuis-gw5ox

Ай бұрын

​@@akashajones6079 yeah, but you can learn a lot about someone by the stuff they write...

Using a lightsaber to stab Qui Gon in his singular piece of meat form: He died. Using a lightsaber to stab Reva, Grand Inquisitor and Sabine in their singular piece of meat form: They survived. Using a lightsaber to stab the witch in her disembodied mist form: She died. What caused these different outcomes?

@zachrohler1047

Ай бұрын

Unironically dumb ass writers.

@unpopularopinions7407

Ай бұрын

um, uh, the force works in mysterious ways

@Onmur

Ай бұрын

Reva, the Inquisitor, and Sabine, had extra stomachs, of course. It's like an extra heart power up in a video game.

@ioncewasmikey

Ай бұрын

The plot lol

@charlesruteal9062

Ай бұрын

​@@OnmurI'd like to see serious/grounded stories set in a world where 1-Up Mushrooms/Totems of Undying are renewable.

Wookiepedia editor furiously typing "You see, lightsabers are powered by floomy-fleems that allows them to stab spirits."

@Zara-Bari

Ай бұрын

We've never seen anyone try to lightsaber a force ghost. Maybe they can do it.

@Mr_Bones.

Ай бұрын

Don’t forget about the lightsabers power of schlurpo 😂

When you realize the context of the entire episode is Sol's confession about what really happened with Mae..... TO MAE! SHE WAS THERE!!!!!

@JaneDoe-iz7wc

Ай бұрын

„and so, Mae, now as we come to the end I hope now it is clear that everything is your fault.“

@nont18411

Ай бұрын

And it’s funny that the show tried to paint Mae as the victim albeit she’s the arsonist who started the whole thing.

@user-xx6vy9ri8p

Ай бұрын

Well she didn't see the Jedi's POV outside the fortress and how the witches died...btw, why did she say "I will kill you" when she wasn't going to?

@Jasper_Silva

Ай бұрын

​@@user-xx6vy9ri8pI think that's how they communicate in that culture, they do a very aggressive action and then tell you whatever they want to tell, just like her mom did.

@VaderPopsVicodin10

Ай бұрын

Exactly.. and this facet isn't brought up enough.

the fortress is supposed to be an old mining facility....they build a flamable mining facility....bravo

@Saeronor

Ай бұрын

Unless this show is trying to insert a commentary about women and quality of tech maintenance...?

@MJelly-yj8kp

Ай бұрын

​@@Saeronorcan't believe disney was based this whole time!

@11alpha48

Ай бұрын

Probably should have gone with OSHA compliance instead of Mae compliance.

"From my point of view the Jedi are evil." "WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST!!"

@mala6238

Ай бұрын

Perfect quote here

@packman7631

Ай бұрын

From my point of view, Lucasfilm is evil.

@S1nwar

Ай бұрын

* turns into smokemonster from LOST *

"The power of maaaany" What is it? "Mass suicide" Ooookay then

@kaykutcher2103

Ай бұрын

My thoughts exactly. "They're not a cult", and then the witches kill themselves because a child wanted to leave their "community".

@LukasJampen

Ай бұрын

It was fucking worthless against a single properly trained jedi. I think the jedi might have the force figured out while this coven was fumbling around. Why did she even turn into mist when it didn't do shit 😂 I'd rather get training from the jedi even as incompetent they are in this show they were still beter than the witches which says a lot.

@Saeronor

Ай бұрын

@@LukasJampen ...and then the very same properly trained Jedi dies to a thrown knife. I can't even with this show.

@electricbayonet2

Ай бұрын

And murder-suicide, too. Headland did an interview where she flat-out said that’s what the chief witch was attempting on Mae with her Imhotep routine.

@DaMaster012

Ай бұрын

Well, [looks at Jonestown], there were communists, so...

Quick reminder Wookiees have retractable claws strong enough to pierce the dense wood fibers of their home world’s plant life. Kalnaka could have ripped Torbin’s throat out with his fingers.

@zachrohler1047

Ай бұрын

He could have torn him apart limb from limb lol

@RoboticPope

Ай бұрын

At one point you see his hands. He just has finger nails. They couldn't even get the wookiee suit correct.

@XenoSpyro

Ай бұрын

Tell that to Headlamp's snapped script.

@user-xx6vy9ri8p

Ай бұрын

Retractable? We never saw wookies pull them in throughout all Star Wars.

@collingreen9517

Ай бұрын

@@user-xx6vy9ri8p retractable as in they can become longer. This is according to the original Heir To The Empire Books where they’re used very effectively a number of times so it might have been retconed.

The witches feel more and more like characters from Smiling Friends. They just need to scream and turn into goo when they die.

@zachrohler1047

Ай бұрын

"I just wanted my cheeeeesee" echoes in the distance

@unpopularopinions7407

Ай бұрын

holy shit, i just realized that’s what the shot of her turning into smoke reminded me of

Mauler at the beginning: "Hopefully something happens!" Mauler by the end: "I take it back."

The morality of this episode is so funny. The Jedi are clearly in the right from start to finish, based on the events depicted. Hollywood truly has no idea what good and evil is anymore. They see good as evil, completely. The inversion is hilarious.

@wishuponamonkeyspaw2458

Ай бұрын

In fairness, stopping a magical girl in the middle of transformation _is_ on the evil overlord list.

@SiriusSphynx

Ай бұрын

And they're the ones trying to call everyone ists and phobes. It's all relative until it's not. Rules for thee but not for me.

@Coconut-219

Ай бұрын

"This episode was like January 6th, nothing happened in it"

@CJ-kg7yq

Ай бұрын

@@Coconut-219 The witches invited the Jedi in and then imprisoned them for entering?

@DarkJak337

Ай бұрын

@@wishuponamonkeyspaw2458 You're not wrong, but I always assumed they meant more of a...Sailor Moon style transformation. That was more Dracula turning to mist.

So much for the 'Power Of Many', 50 Space Witches lost to 1 Jedi in a Force Off!

@charlesruteal9062

Ай бұрын

For every dollar a Space Wizard gets, a Space Witch only gets 2 cents

@cattrucker8257

Ай бұрын

Whoever's in charge of class balance in the game clearly prefers martial classes for once.

@miep3934

Ай бұрын

@@charlesruteal9062 That's still two many cents!

@aSimpleTailor

Ай бұрын

Trinity is very powerful in the Matrix

"They could call the council right now." Well, as established in the last episode the council could come over an check this out themselves. Just give them 30 minutes. They only have to cross a GALAXY. Those things are know for being tiny and easily traversable.

@FriendlyDarkwraith

Ай бұрын

No wonder Torbin was so depressed. They could have taken daily trips back to Coruscant with zero cost to their mission.

@miep3934

Ай бұрын

@@FriendlyDarkwraith Ah, but you see space travel would cause space pollution and they need to keep their space carbon footprint at a minimum, you have to understand.

The power of Ryan. The power of Theo. The power of EFAP!

@MediumRareOpinions

Ай бұрын

Is it possible to learn such power?

@jakubgrzybek6181

Ай бұрын

​@@MediumRareOpinionsnot from youtube movie critic

@canaldecasta

Ай бұрын

@@jakubgrzybek6181 Have you ever heard the Tale of Darth Diabeto the Chungus?

@packman7631

Ай бұрын

@@canaldecasta I thought not. It's not a story the KZread alt-right pipeline would tell you.

@rulerofthesaints999

Ай бұрын

Obviously the real unlimited power!!!

Its been a while since I heard it, but I think it was a KZreadr named PlagueOfGripes who said something like "Bad writers writing moral greys is just them whiplashing from pitch black to stark white at random" You see this alot with half-assed redemptions like in He-Man:Revelations when Evilyn goes from killing heaven (yes really) and trying to annihilate all of existence to giving that up and walking happily into the sunset. This show has somehow outdone that by having them do things that are pitch black and then going "wow arent the Jedi messed up" when they react to the information that was given. The writers have shown a lack of understanding common sense and basic morality

@SiriusSphynx

Ай бұрын

Based on the position of moral relativity, slavery, genocide, racism, sexism, rape, domestic violence, and more is just a matter of perspective. Moral greyness is a precursor to atrocities.

"when a woman turns into a black smokemonster you should tolerate that" - lesson of this episode.

@gottesurteil3201

Ай бұрын

Because when a woman does it, then it is not illegal.

@user-xx6vy9ri8p

Ай бұрын

Damn veipers...

@akashajones6079

Ай бұрын

@@gottesurteil3201 It's illegal for men to turn into smokemonsters? Lol, what?

@Nicole-yy1kn

Ай бұрын

Black woman

@S1nwar

Ай бұрын

@@Nicole-yy1kn well darth maul lady was white

The whole "we didn't know the planet was inhabited" is way more stupid now... They actively knew it was inhabited when they hacked the door and barged in. Just imagine someone seeing you walk into your house, picking your lock, and then saying "oh, I didn't know anyone was home." Just ring the bell...

@GodotIsWaiting4U

Ай бұрын

Well, the thing is they did actually think it was uninhabited up until about ten minutes before then, which is seriously bizarre, they should have known it was inhabited

@slaapt

Ай бұрын

Sol broke in before. He saw everyone living there. He then went back to camp, then they went back to the big fortress, then they break in and say "we didn't think anyone was living here." But they knew before they broke in. They should have rung the bell, not break into someone's home and claim "we didn't know you were here."

@GodotIsWaiting4U

Ай бұрын

@@slaapt Sure, but the statement “we thought this planet was uninhabited” was actually literally true - the Jedi came to the planet believing it was uninhabited, and only just now discovered the witches It’s a stupid af thing for Trinity to say in that moment, but in episode 3 it seemed to just be an obvious and impossible-to-believe lie - now it’s actually literally true, absurdly

@slaapt

Ай бұрын

I get that they thought the planet was uninhabited when they landed, but they use the line after breaking into someone's house. If they really thought the planet was uninhabited, they would be there in the daytime. No one goes exploring uninhabited planets with abandoned buildings in the middle of the night. Especially not if the building is locked with an electrical lock. There is no urgency and thus absolutely no reason not to be asleep. Come back during the day. Moreso if any evidence of habitation is found. You do not break in in the middle of the night.

@slaapt

Ай бұрын

What I'm trying to say is that merely by being there at the time they are, the witches can disprove the statement.

The whole point of this episode was to give us a different perspective and make us see the Jedi as the bad guys, but it utterly failed. And I found it hilarious that Mae is still responsible for trying to burn her sister alive and destroying the fortress. If the witches didn’t die from Master Indara disconnecting them, they certainly died from Mae destroying the fortress.

@josephkerrigan733

Ай бұрын

I can't believe they didn't have the Jedi do 1 action that we could say "Yeah that's definitely wrong & they'd be harshly punished for that". The show seems to think it's Sol stabbing the evil smoke demon disintegrating the child....I disagree. If I was a Jedi Master reading this mission report & it described everything that happened my only comments would be: Torbin: Maybe you need to get counciling for when you're away from home, you seemed abit too uneasy. Sol: You possibly care abit too much about innocent children. I have no further advice, great work killing that smoke demon by the way. Trinity: You seem really dismissive of your Padewan when he was tortured. Don't let that happen again or if it does treat it the same way as if they started force choking you. Kel-Naka: I think we need to get you a Magneto helmet but otherwise seems like you didn't do anything wrong buddy. I hope you don't feel any guilt for this. All in all team I think you had a pretty successful mission. Shame the other child died but from what Sol sensed it seems like she might have already been corrupted by the dark side if she tried to burn her sister to death. Wiping out that evil lesbian communist space witch cult seems like a net positive for the galaxy, you all get gold stars. Obviously in the future I'd recommend scanning the planet for life before spending 7 weeks studying moss but I'm not gonna tell you how to do your job, if you like spending that long away from the Jedi temple then you guys do you.

@cliffordjenkinson3477

Ай бұрын

@@josephkerrigan733 its truly amazing how out of touch hollywood is with average people when they create stuff like this and try to tell you the evil witches are supposed to be sympathetic and the jedi are evil. It makes me wonder if this is supposed to be an allegory of cops shooting a minority where the jedis are the cops. Except in this scenario much like in real life when you get all of the facts more times than not the shooting was justified. But then again that would be giving headland too much credit for talent...

@jacksimpson8529

Ай бұрын

I stumbled across a Nerdrotic tweet where he replayed the scene of the disconnection with the audio commentary playing over it, which flat-out refers to the witches as "lifeless bodies" when they drop after Indara disconnects them from Kelnaka. So yeah she straight up kill them all with that move. So much for the "Power of Many".

@KelShu

Ай бұрын

@@jacksimpson8529 I just assumed that they were just knocked out, because the way died was so stupid

@coyoteone6197

Ай бұрын

@josephkerrigan733 I would love a scene of Mauler's "Jedi Enforcer" character doing the ops debrief after this mission.

So to make the witches the "good guys" they portrayed them Yelling at children Planning to sacrifice people turning into dark ghost gas after BRAINWASHING a padawan AND JEDI MASTER and more yet to make the one Padawan look bad, he just asked legit questions like why is a team of highly trained Jedi masters on a planet doing fieldwork with shitty equipment? Also, the Padawon actually did a great job in combat. He defended against arrows from several archers at once AND held his own against a brainwashed Wookie Jedi in close-quarters combat. Yea, I feel for the Padawon surrounded by morons.

@user-xx6vy9ri8p

Ай бұрын

Well he is a moron himself because he entrusted to obvious manipulation and rushed to get the twins instead of calling to Coruscant...

@miep3934

Ай бұрын

So what you are saying is...they tried to make the Jedi evil, but they missed. And then they tried to make the Witches good, but they missed. They tried to set up a mystery, but it wasn't what they were going for, so I guess they missed.

@nont18411

Ай бұрын

Also Mae is an arsonist but somehow blames the others for her action

@miep3934

Ай бұрын

@@nont18411 someone isn't getting the reference. I guess you missed it

So if Lesbian Witch Mother didn’t decide to mind grape Torbin and also decided not to reenact the Mummy, none of this would have happened. She’s the bad guy of this story.

@magustobias8827

Ай бұрын

She's also TOXIC AF to her partner, and abusive to their children.

@matthewcollins4773

Ай бұрын

It's another example of how bizarrely the show communicates its ideas . The point, presumably, is supposed to be that the two factions view one another as a threat and are mutually suspicious, and from that bad choices are made on both sides, resulting in tragedy. Yet they have the most ostensibly diplomatic and reasonable of the witches immediately decide to target the most junior of the Jedi -- not one of the three knights but the adolescent apprentice -- which goes far beyond suspicion and into flat-out villainy.

@austin9568AuraMasterDX

Ай бұрын

She F'd around, and soon found out.

@Tacti_cat

Ай бұрын

She's too busy yelling "Yaassss" and looking for people to clap for her instead.

@skyhook6445

Ай бұрын

Yeah the witches are jerks and beyond stupid GREAT WRITING LESLIE HEADLAMP

Mother Aniseya - Someday those noble intentions you all have will destroy every Jedi in the galaxy. Darth Sidious - Am I a joke to you?

@matthewcollins4773

Ай бұрын

Darth Sheev "Frank" Sidious Palpatine the Senate, Noble Intentions Of The Jedi. His name and title grow longer the more is revealed. Worldbuilding!

@electricbayonet2

Ай бұрын

"I was still going to let my daughter go with you guys, though."

@john_squatson

Ай бұрын

This line is so monumentally stupid, as if having noble intentions is worse than not having them.

@packman7631

Ай бұрын

@@john_squatson Noble intentions are evil intentions to evil people.

@IStillJustLikeCats

Ай бұрын

The most absolute peak irony of that entire line is that the witches got killed off and their home absolutely demolished all because of their pride, arrogance, and absolute refusal to just be entirely transparent and entirely non-aggressive with the Jedi who have been entirely neutral, considerate, and as "we're perfectly fine with leaving you guys be like you want" as humanly possible.

I cannot wait for the "WHHHUUUTTTT"s and absolute flip outs when the moment happens 🤣

@creambot

Ай бұрын

I can't even figure out which "moment" you're referring to -- there's a ton of WHHUUTT-worthy moments!!

@Winchester7314

Ай бұрын

@@creambot the demon stab 😅🤣

@nhagan001

Ай бұрын

@@creambotsomeone could make a fortune out of “Whut” cream from this series.

@unpopularopinions7407

Ай бұрын

they did not disappoint

It kind of makes you question the morality of the writers when their attempts to create a 'they are good guys actually' thing with a group makes them look as bad or even more evil than we already thought off of first impressions

I did not expect this show to portray the most justified killing of an unarmed black woman in television

Torbin was assaulted by someone with more power, made to feel guilty for it, and self deleted due to the guilt. That’s awful enough, then add in the fact that Leslye Headland was Harvey Weinstein’s former assistant, and it makes it so much worse. But keep telling the fans they’re the problem Disney.

Also "fun" fact, according to Leslie Headlamp the spell witchlady was using was supposed to transformboth herself and Mae into the force. Just to make this clear Sol saved Mae from effectively being killed. And he is supposed be in the wrong for this. HOW DO YOU WRITE LIKE THIS?

@electricbayonet2

Ай бұрын

Wait, _what?_ So when it looked like she was turning into a horrible monster to disintegrate a terrified child, it's because that's exactly what she was doing? Not trying to perform the most evil looking teleport or something? EDIT: Wow. I googled 'Leslye Headland' and 'transform into the force,' and it turns out...yes. That's exactly what she was doing. She was trying to commit a murder-suicide with her daughter and...wait, what the hell was her plan for Osha and the rest of the coven? Just kind of hope that spontaneously seeing their leader and her daughter disintegrate would calm everyone down?

@matthewcollins4773

Ай бұрын

Well, according to Jekki, it's always an honour to witness...

@leakyboat224

Ай бұрын

Uh oh. Hey Leslie remember when you had a character basically, "it's an honor to witness life returning to the Force," after moth got cut in half? That means that Chief Lesbo Mom was trying to KILL Mae. Turns out the psychotic woman wielding a big ass knife, and running towards the child while screaming, "I'm going to stab this child!" Was in fact going to stab that child. Sol did nothing wrong. ( Except that he's still absolutely braindead for holding up two halves of a collapsing bridge that definitely weighs more than two little girls.)

@user-xx6vy9ri8p

Ай бұрын

Transform to teleport, correct?

@AlexBarbu

Ай бұрын

@@electricbayonet2 I love how this just keeps getting worse and worse. It reaches new heights of bad and stupid.

It's just now hitting me in full: Disney doesn't get the Force because they're applying the wrong philosophy to it. They're insisting that dark and light are yin and yang instead of good and evil. Yet I'm also...impressed? That this show is portraying yin as straight-up evil and/or bipolar. I dunno. XD

@VaporeonEnjoyer1

Ай бұрын

They seem to be running with the "Good is a point of view Anakin" line from Palpatine. Not thinking that the person who said that line was CLEARLY EVIL.

@mrmcawesome9746

Ай бұрын

The thing is, they're insisting it's yin and yang without any knowledge of what yin and yang are. If you asked the writers I'd give them a 50/50 chance of knowing which one's white and which one's black.

@Singular8ty

Ай бұрын

The writers are clearly in the camp who think that "balance in the Force" means "equal parts light side and dark side." That's not at all how it works. "Balance" means "only light side." The dark side is a cancer that corrupts everything and everyone. The Jedi and their philosophy should not tolerate any of it. The Council should never have told them to leave them be. The Jedi on the planet should have been reacting to the clear use of the dark side. Everything that occurred should have occurred as they were trying to stop the spread of the dark side and save the kids if possible. The Star Wars universe has absolute morality. Light side is inherently good. Dark side is inherently bad. Palpatine's line on a "point of view" is just him saying "well, it's good for me, because I'm a selfish bastard, so I'm gonna call it good." That's not goodness. It doesn't fit the objective, absolute morality of the rest of the universe. It's him lying to Anakin to entice him.

@Jasper_Silva

Ай бұрын

Yeah fringy is going green in the face repeating that the Light side is the force in balance, while the Dark side is corruption, but I see a lot of people including Leslie in interviews thinking we need equal parts good and evil to balance things like it's a political spectrum 😂

No explanation of how Mae survived a thousand foot drop? She simply survived? That’s it!?

@urethraEx

Ай бұрын

"Somehow Mae returned..."

@cattrucker8257

Ай бұрын

She used the power of her fallopian tubes channeled through her bead curtain hairstyle.

Planets in the Disney Star Wars era are like the anti-Tardis: They appear to be similar in size to other like astronomical bodies, but are WAY smaller on the "inside" once they land.

@S1nwar

Ай бұрын

And always have only 1 biome

@DaMaster012

Ай бұрын

There concept of planets in Star Wars is like from Star Wars video games, where "planet" is just a different way of saying "map/level."

@johannesseyfried7933

28 күн бұрын

​@@S1nwarWhat about Alderaan?

Guys you don’t know how stupid Mae is. She sets a fire, is surprised by fire, causes the base to explode, and then stand on a balcony that’s ready to fall into the massive endless Abyss, AND IF SHE JUST TURNED AROUND AND WALKED DOWN THE STAIRS TO THE LEFT SHE WOULD BE RIGHT NEXT TO SOL AND ALIVE AND THEN SOL COULD FORCE LEVITATE OSHA AND SAVE BOTH GIRLS. IF ONLY MAE TURNED AROUND THIS SHOW WOULDN’T HAPPEN.

@the_absurd_hero

Ай бұрын

The characters can only ever be as intelligent as the writers..

"Tooorbin! Tooorbin! You want to go home to Coruscant! What if you join meee... The crazy witch in the planet what you haaate... then you can go hooome!" What the fuck!?

"I was going to let Osha go." "Why didn't you lead with that?"

shoutout to mooly and fringler for getting these out so fast. I love ending a week with the suffering of ryan and theo. also Hi Ragss

The Schlurpolite, Episode 7: Since we only had $180 million, unfortunately, we had to do another flashback episode to save on the budget. This time round, we learn that Jedi Knight Ho Lee Fuk, Jedi Master Dee Dee Jettster (ancestor of Dexter Jettster), Jedi Knight Porkins (also an ancestor of a character) and Padawan Isgonnadie (who wants to go home) were tasked by Chancellor Alan Titchmarsh with doing some landscaping on the Planet Schlurpo 1. Turns out, this is where Good Schlurpo and Bad Schlurpo lived. (Isgonnadie wants to go home) The coven of space witches, led by Black Anne Boleyn, are not keen on the Jedi's. After some shenanigans, they find out that the twins were created by furious space scissoring, leading to an astronomically high count of Schlurpos. (Isgonnadie wants to go home) The Jedi's decide to take Good Schlurpo into custody. Black Anne Boleyn turns into Imhotep from 'The Mummy' (1999) and tries to eat the Jedi, who attack her. Turns out, this was just a traditional thing to do for her people, and the Jedi's foolishly misinterpreted her cultural greeting. Bad Schlurpo still starts a fire, but we now learn that the rest of the coven died because their Internet Provider cut their wifi. Sadly, there was no interpretive dance number this week :( (Isgonnadie wants to go home)

@lordofthepizzapie9319

Ай бұрын

(Isgonnadie wants to go home) I cry evrytiem

@charlesruteal9062

Ай бұрын

​@@lordofthepizzapie9319The audience surrogate we desperately needed.

@genelearnsenglish4242

Ай бұрын

There's actually a Jedi called Ima-Gun Di in The Clone Wars show. He dies at the end of his episode.

@the_absurd_hero

Ай бұрын

Accurate And also more entertaining than the actual show

@CloneCaptainKeeli

Ай бұрын

@@genelearnsenglish4242 He told me to make the end memorable or something

Wait a minute, Sol was telling this story to Mae who had a first hand account on everything that happened, but it looks like he confused Mae for Osha when he stabbed The Mummy Witch, but then he knew exactly which twin to save when he was holding up the bridge?

@silvergrove8517

Ай бұрын

Why are you confused lmao The show has been consistently flip-floping over when someone is supposed to recognize someone else or not.

@Saeronor

Ай бұрын

Don't you forget he _totally_ had a connection with that specific girl, too ;)

@mehowme

Ай бұрын

I thought the stupid thing from the blood test was the explanation why they cannot be easily distinguished or whatever. I guess, every time Sol sees a twin he rolls for recognition.

@Tundra.

Ай бұрын

Obligatory Simpson's reference; Bart was actually the evil twin all along.

@DisplayThisOkay

Ай бұрын

@@mehowme If ind that kind of funny considering Leslie hired to two girls to play the twin specifically be she could tell them apart.

The generic woman rap song at the end is somehow more insulting that anything else the show has done

@cattrucker8257

Ай бұрын

I'm legitimately hoping now that they'll set Blahblahbla Steinberg's "diss track" as the final episode's credit music.

@mojomitts

Ай бұрын

They’re treating Star Wars like some Couples Murder Drama show. Such an awful choice to add that song.

@user-xx6vy9ri8p

Ай бұрын

I would prefer "Fett! Boba Boba Boba Fett!!!"

@rascoehunter3608

Ай бұрын

How long until product placement ends up in Star Wars? At this point anything stupid can happen.

@piercedbylight

Ай бұрын

​@rascoehunter3608 they have those "in universe" Coke and Sprite drinks at Galaxy's Edge, perfect for product placement

Star Wars, stop shitting the bed. There's shit on the walls, the ceiling.

@Arko777777

Ай бұрын

The room turned into a poop dimension, where wizzards use to teleport their poop in the Harry Potter before discovering bathrooms.

@TheSlammurai

Ай бұрын

"I'ma shit on these walls, Ray!"

@hassathunter2464

Ай бұрын

Maybe that's why they burn?

@Mangaka-ml6xo

Ай бұрын

At the point we are, I think it sprayed out the opened window and been fertilizing the backyard!

@kaykutcher2103

Ай бұрын

Made Amber Heard seem like a rookie.

*Disney Star Wars:* it’s always either: Nothing happens The world breaks *Possibly both!*

The vaguely competent writer's version: Because the Jedi mistrust witches and are suspicious of potential dark side use, Padawan Torbin rashly escalates the situation by being overzealous in trying to "rescue" the children; because the witches mistrust Jedi just as much, Mother whatshername protects her children with more force than she might otherwise have done; the Jedi have to prevent Torbin's death and in the process a witch or two get killed; it escalates. It's tragedy. The show's version: Mother whatshername decides to immediately confirm all the Jedi's worst fears by mind-raping someone (specifically targeting the young apprentice); Because he's desperate to go home like a bored six-year-old (and *not* because of the obvious evil he's just been exposed to) Padawan Torbin decides to confirm all the witches' worst fears by kidnapping children. It's farcical. They made the "misunderstood" witch a blatant villain when it would have been simple to make her genuinely sympathetic, and somehow managed to make Torbin paradoxically both far worse and far more sympathetic than he should have been to make this work.

A hilarious detail is that horn lady and Tommen continue to stare at each other while Yasss Yasss turns into a literal demon monster. The game engine froze them so the playable character could have his 1v1.

When you have a gesture of peace that has a really evil-looking casting animation.

@lordofthepizzapie9319

Ай бұрын

Big 'Zod trying to drown Clark in an ocean of skulls' energy.

@hassathunter2464

Ай бұрын

"Force Summon Satan" is really a good power, I swear.

@Tundra.

Ай бұрын

@@hassathunter2464 It's spelled SATIN! Not _Satan!!!_

@johannesseyfried7933

28 күн бұрын

​@@hassathunter2464"We learned that trick from an angel. Summon the devil every 100 years and ask him if he's willing to change his ways." "Has it worked so far?" "No, not really. He usually laughs at us until his stomach hurts, but this time I have a good feeling about it."

Theo’s “I’m taking psychic damage” sent my sides into orbit.

31:29 I honestly believe that "FORTIFY YOUR MIND" is the MCU's equivalent of "KAL-EL NOOO". My brain just short-circuits every time it's referenced, it's amazing.

torbin gets mind graped , attacked by archers and a wookie almost kills him , but his guilty, women logic DDDfffff

@nont18411

Ай бұрын

He also deleted himself after that. What a way to make the witches the true “victims” of the story.

Ohhhh, this is gonna be glorious...the episode that even GRACE RANDOLPH couldn't shill for!

@MediumRareOpinions

Ай бұрын

Maybe somebody force restarted the rogue Grace AI and it finally started to make sense?

@charlesruteal9062

Ай бұрын

​@@MediumRareOpinionsOr maybe she's going rogue right now, and she'l get reformatted by the next episode so she can go back to shilling

@kaykutcher2103

Ай бұрын

Check was late.

@skyhook6445

Ай бұрын

@@kaykutcher2103also she didn’t get her free acoylte merch in time as well lmao

I forgot to fortify my mind before watching this. Now I want to go home.

The power of ONE bad episode The power of TWO bad episodes The power of MANY bad episodes

No matter how hard the show frames it and how hard the writers try, they won’t convince me that Sol did anything wrong.

Grace Randolph didn’t like this I will repeat: GRACE RANDOLPH SAID THIS EPISODE IS EMBARRASSING TO EVERYONE WATCHING AND ESPECIALLY PEOPLE DEFENDING What world are we living in?!

@lordofthepizzapie9319

Ай бұрын

Cats and dogs living together! Mass hysteria!

@notthething9531

Ай бұрын

Tbh I think she has just noticed her peers turning on the show. This episode isn’t really worse than any other, but I think the patience of these people is starting to wear thin.

@jodanger37

Ай бұрын

@@notthething9531 No Disney sw show has been really worse than another. Mando s1 was just as bad, and people lapped that up. It’s only cuz it’s more blatant now. They’ll keep pushing the line until they can’t anymore

@notthething9531

Ай бұрын

@@jodanger37 that and Disney have established a pattern now, I think most of the praise mando got was based in the potential. Now we know what D+ shows look like, so any hope is thoroughly snuffed out.

@jodanger37

Ай бұрын

@@notthething9531 all the people who praised mando and asked for more when it came out (including me) are at fault for what we’re getting now. They just kept being more and more incompetent with every show, becuz they knew their most loyal fans are shills who would support them no matter what, so they could do whatever they wanted

So what the show is telling me is that Its completely realistic for a society of only woman to wire a building in such a way a "chain reaction" in a door panel can cause a massive explosion and somehow burn down a stone fortress. After naming your child Occupational Safety and Health Administration the fortress is extremely lacking in it.

Personal assistant of a rapist wants to put the blame on the victim. Who would have thought.

I'm surprised no one mentioned the fact that Sol has no information to say that the ritual is that night - besides maybe reading the plot of the tv show

I made a joke about the show doing a bad job of portraying the Jedi as being in the wrong a few episodes back, but I never expected it to be this bad. Why did Torbin Baratheon kill himself? That makes no sense now.

@Margumentative

Ай бұрын

Because his darkside impulse got over 30 people killed unnecessarily.

@Mangaka-ml6xo

Ай бұрын

@@Margumentative If he wanted to take the blame off the witches, it wouldn't go on him but on Sol, Torbin couldn't open the main gate, its Sol who showed him where to climb to get to the other side!

@Onmur

Ай бұрын

He's been trying for years to supress the sheer cringe of the whole situation, but it didn't work. He had to take the easy way out, when it presented itself.

@Margumentative

Ай бұрын

​@Mangaka-ml6xo interestingly enough we had two jedi struggling with guilt. It is a fact that while in another timeline where he doesn't impulsively run away from camp,the exact same outcome occurs but we don't know that timeline and in the timeline this show is in, of torbin doesn't run off, the rest of the events don't occur.

@LukasJampen

Ай бұрын

​@@Margumentativeah yes because getting mind fucked and nobody taking the time to help him sort this out mentally or not stopping him with their force powers is clearly his fault. Also Sol went along with him and he is just a padawan it's Sols responsibility, he just defended himself when horn lady took an attack stance and black lady started turning herself and a child into smoke. Clearly this is all the padawans fault and not on the full jedi training slash travelling with him. The witches also mindfucked a fellow jedi to attack him, he loses his eye and the "power of many" lost to a single jedi. This show is a bad joke.

Kathleen Kennedy : “Note to self- never hire someone off a cold call.” She’s learning boys, another decade and she’ll get it.

I can't believe the Jedi assassinated the Harmless Suddenly-Transforming Smoke Demon of Love and Kindness and Friendship this episode. They're so evil.

Odd how the Jedi acting as CPS and trying to save abused children is supposed to be "revealing them as the Bad Guys in this scenario" You ah, you sure you wanna do that Leslie? With your employment history?

The Acolyte is what happens when Modern Disney opened The Lament Configuration.

@MediumRareOpinions

Ай бұрын

_"We have such sights to show you"_

@EpicJasonX9000

Ай бұрын

@@MediumRareOpinions”we will tear your soul apart!” 🤣

@sankharaYT

Ай бұрын

"The Message. You opened it. We came. Now you must come with us, taste our pleasures."

Wasn't Mae's entire motivation of hunting down these 4 jedi about revenge? And we find out she knew it was her and her mothers fault all along, thus making her motivation not make any sense. I mean Sol literally saved her from turning to smoke right in front of her own eyes.

@FriedShrimp04

Ай бұрын

Mae's motivation not making any sense? So nothing's new then 😂

I feel so bad for Squid Game guy. He seems so earnest and I really wish he was in a better Star Wars project than this.

Aniseya-“Someday, those noble intentions you all have will destroy every jedi in the galaxy” Also Aniseya-"By the way I'm letting you take my Daughter to make her a Jedi."

My main question at the end of this is, if this episode is basically Sol telling May what happened 16 years ago, what information did May miss out on. Because she was there at the start of the fight and saw how her mother died. OSHA needed to be in this episode, not May. My guess is though, the writers are so inept, they are going to make it that because we now know what happened, then OSHA now does as well.

You think the reason why the wookie decided to hide out in the forest is because he was slightly brain-damaged and traumatized by the forceful overriding of his will, hence the repeated engravings of the witch's mark on the walls? Could be that's all he saw/experienced when mind controlled, so he's trying to get that out of his mind by writing it down, but it's not working hence him going off the deep end.

@nobody2996

Ай бұрын

If Wookie lore is still canon, we can also tack on that losing control, even if it was due to dark side bullshit, would probably leave him considering himself a 'Madclaw'. A shameful mantle that, in Wookie society, would see you exiled as a savage, bloodthristy beast.

@SallinKari

Ай бұрын

@@nobody2996 True, but since Jedi are taken as young children specifically to avoid loyalty and traditions of where they come from, I don't know if that would matter to a Wookie Jedi. It really hasn't been explored in even pre-Disney lore that I came across at least... To be fair, that's most things like Kotor then the books, but I don't believe there are any books that dealt with this though most were smart enough to not draw attention to it and raise the question and making it clear you're not going to answer it.

@nobody2996

Ай бұрын

@@SallinKari Wookie traditions are weird since a lot of them seem to be a born instinct rather than something taught, like their life debts.

@SallinKari

Ай бұрын

@@nobody2996 Didn't know that but pretty interesting... Also this brings up a further point where pretty much the most evil thing you can do in Kotor is mind-control a Wookie into murdering someone they had a life debt to, and while I'm pretty sure the Wookie Jedi doesn't have a life debt, it still is quite bad... yet they want it to be 'gray.'

@nobody2996

Ай бұрын

​@@SallinKari Zalbar didn't have a life debt to Mission, he had a life debt to you, which is why he had to go along with your orders even if it was butchering his own family. In Kotor 2, it's even worse since your dark side wookie companion in that game basically went crazy because he developed a life debt to the girl he was hunting due to her saving his life. Viewing it as being enslaved to the humans he despised and constantly hunts her to find a way to end his life debt.

I know others have pointed this out but mae was there. This flashback is stuff osha needs to know.

This being the show (and episode) to have Batwoman music is perfect. The similarities between them is astounding.

Greetings, we witnessed a masterful subversion of expectations ! It turns out that the Jedi are truly paragons of virtue who made the right choice in each situation, when we were led to believe there was going to be some moral ambiguity. I am impressed at the talent of the writer.

$180 million dollars for 8 episodes with one episode basically being a clip show episode in the first season. They must have thrown most of the budget into the bottomless pit as a sacrifice.

Maybe he killed himself bc he missed Coruscant so much

Torbin is gon a need counciling after this one. He was mentally manipulated, and after he was mentally affected he made a rush decision that escalated the situation. Then someone he knows is also manipulated and controlled to try and kill him. If I were Torbin I would legit be wondering if any of my actions that day where my own. Just thinking to myself, "they got in my head, I know they did. How do I know I wasn't giving them exactly what they wanted when I went there? They can have such affect that they can make you kill, so what choices where even my own?" Torbin should be completely vindicated. If anything, after this event he would have a deep contempt for any force related system not related to the jedi.

Torbin drank poison over this?

@cattrucker8257

Ай бұрын

To be fair, it makes the audience want to do the same. He was just ahead of the curve 4 episodes early.

@S1nwar

Ай бұрын

He wanted out of the show, even force blocking any other interaction with the scrip, it was a true 4th wall breaking twilight zone situation

@johannesseyfried7933

28 күн бұрын

Torbin still wants to go home.

also let's do this thing where it take like 30 of us to mind control one person and then if that control is broken we all die... the power of many is indeed shit as it lost to the power of one

It's not even that the Jedi should have seen that massive mountain base on the planet even from space, the mountain base was an abandoned mining facility. The Jedi should have been aware of a mining facility on the planet from any kind of historical records and what the planet was used for before they ever showed up to do their Force recon mission. There is no way they shouldn't have been aware of the mine and the facility's existence.

This episode is anti-writing. Everything 'hyped up' by Headaxx was obliterated by her own work. Every 'set up' cut down by events being the exact opposite of how you would build it. Whoever was responsible for this has to have zero ability to comprehend... anything. Literally. To a degree that they probably don't understand their own living reality. This is psychosis.

@Mr_Bones.

Ай бұрын

So what you’re saying is it was definitely 100% written by American women 😂 😳

@Nicole-yy1kn

Ай бұрын

It’s anti west and anti Jedi only

@BiggieTrismegistus

Ай бұрын

​@Nicole-yy1kn How is it anti-West?

@Nicole-yy1kn

Ай бұрын

@@BiggieTrismegistus it’s DIB, indigenous people, colonialism and the rest of the anti west agenda

@Paul-Height

Ай бұрын

@@BiggieTrismegistus if a said the term "western story" what comes immediately as an un filtered thought to your mind?

34:36 You FOOL THEO! That’s the “BRUTALISING PADAWANS ” theme. It plays into Kylo’s origin and makes perfect sense here.

*Darth Maul kills Qui-Gon* Obi-Wan: "You make a valid point. But let's not get too crazy"

Write the Jedi as imbeciles so a witch can talk smack about them being "all knowing". Clever Leslye, clever. 🙄

Mother Anaseya: "If you want your Padawan to return to his right mind... I suggest you all leave. Now!" "...You wish to know if we'll allow Ohsa to join you? To be raised by an institution, and not a family?" Also Mother Anaseya: "I was going to let Osha go."

Lesson Learned : Always judge mystery boxes by their packaging. If the outside is disheveled, nonsensical, and hole-ridden, chances are so will the contents.

I love how this flashback retelling the previous flashback was suppose to make the Jedi look like the bad guys......but it didn't. It made the evil lesbian space witches look even more evil and stupid because apparently 1 lantern can blow up an entire facility. They kept teasing that there was more to the story so we were sadly giving them the benefit of the doubt that they were more competent writers.....apparently not. At worst the Jedi here just look incompetent. That's it. In short everyone in this series is an idiot. How do you fail this badly?

@DaMaster012

Ай бұрын

By being in Hollywood and adopting their anti-meritocracy dogmas and then getting enough dirt on enough people so that you have unlimited "fail upwards" mobility. That's why they hate the real world so much; they would be abject failures in it.

The Jedi beat the allegations!

I can't believe they fucking did it. The MADLADS! You know that ONE defense people had over the show that Mae and Osha weren't the same as Anakin, therefore not retconning him? Yeah that's over now. The Jedi are on the planet looking for a 'Vergance in the Force'. Anakin was a fucking VERGANCE! Qui-Gon calls him that! The twins are a Vergance just like Anakin is. They're the same fucking thing! The show is LITERALLY indefensible now. It retconned the chosen one, and fucked Anakin's whole purpose. Way to go!