Holy fuck the look after "unlike Jesus it doesn't rise" had me on the floor

@irider1201

7 жыл бұрын

Right. The skit started to get weird with Portia, then it took a giant step with the motzo (sp, maybe).

@Kaijuxyz216

3 жыл бұрын

what did it meant because I didn’t understand it well

@gabbyjones3758

3 жыл бұрын

Matzah is what us Jews eat during Passover. It’s remembrance towards our ancestors struggle for their forty years being lost in the desert after Egypt. Matzah is what we eat because they ate it (they didn’t have yeast, so the bread did not rise as they strapped it on their backs to cook it in the sun as the wandered). And because of that, for the entirety of Passover, we don’t eat unleavened bread. My favorite part of the time is toasted coconut marshmallows and the macaroons; matzah really isn’t the tasty unless you pair it with something savory.

@sisanmcneil

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@thomasbenau2810

2 жыл бұрын

Godzillafan216 you wouldn’t h as be known if we didn’t have KZread.

Michael Keaton is really good at playing creepy characters.

@johnappleseed7462

7 жыл бұрын

Brendan Eades almost too good

@cacauldr

5 жыл бұрын

It's too convincing to be just an imitation of other people's madness. This comes from deep within. This is like Keaton flashing for the mirror in his raincoat.

@CalebMcFarland

5 жыл бұрын

cacauldr It’s called acting. Danial Day Lewis is also not an oil guy who’s insane.

@michellemabelle8298

5 жыл бұрын

cuz he is one

@sorellana2154

4 жыл бұрын

@@cacauldr like Birdman! he *is* Birdman, don't deny it!

Michael Keaton’s range of facial expressions…incredible. The sign of a master actor

@fouyuck89

2 ай бұрын

Actiiinnng! Brilliant! Thank you!

I swear, Keaton just owned this skit He knows when to let a joke sit and marinate, the facial expressions, the comedic timing Just everything

@icarus-wings

8 ай бұрын

Keaton is widely regarded as among the funniest people that funny people know.

@CNYTE

7 ай бұрын

He did do comedy before becoming known as an action star in Batman.

@wharsmetoothpicson9465

2 ай бұрын

He was a stand up and mainly a comedy actor before Batman so this is right in his wheelhouse

This is legit scary funny

@twist3d537

9 жыл бұрын

***** what stereotypes?

@HAYDENtheMANDOLOR

9 жыл бұрын

Cmon I thought the guy was being creepy in a really funny way Great acting too

@westindian10

9 жыл бұрын

Hayden Harrison I agree!

@maxsamulka9366

7 жыл бұрын

Hayden Harrison this is legit scary

@kiddisley5890

6 жыл бұрын

"Theres something wrong with me...."

I wouldn't be surprised at all if they just handed Keaton a basket of stuff and he improv'd the whole thing.

@dannyr333

2 жыл бұрын

Keaton is very diverse he can be villainous or good or comedic so yes I would too hes very cool

@canaisyoung3601

2 жыл бұрын

Lorne Michaels really doesn't approve of improv unless a sketch turns out to be a disaster and they have to ad-lib their way out (look what happened to Adrien Brody when he dressed like a Jamaican [no black- or brownface, but he did have dreads and did the accent. It was pretty good for something that wouldn't fly today] and introduced Sean Paul), but he probably made an exception here.

@oscarphile

2 жыл бұрын

@@dannyr333 I always thought Tim Burton missed an opportunity by casting Keaton as Batman instead of the Joker.

@chbloss

Жыл бұрын

@@oscarphile Yeah, when news first dropped that Keaton was in Batman. I was like, YES, of course, he'd be a great Joker, but my friend stopped me and said, no, Keaton IS Batman. My jaw dropped, and my brain broke a little trying to comprehend the corrected information.

@0g0dn0

9 ай бұрын

@@oscarphile The way I see it, all the best Batmen can be judged by how well they could play the Joker, if pressed. And vice versa. We know Keaton is a front runner there.

This is easily one of the all-time greats in SNL history. This was absolutely legendary. Keaton took already great/strange material and took it to new depths with that performance....just...damn👏👏👏

@Lootroq

Жыл бұрын

1000% Agreed! It might be #1 on my list. It's as if David Lynch directed it

Michael Keaton is the only person who can be both Batman and the Joker.

"child chicken" = best name for a chick I've ever heard

@thebeaconsheepbeets8573

8 жыл бұрын

What about Patricia

@juanelorriaga2840

4 жыл бұрын

“How cute is she?”

@ellafidlin6138

4 жыл бұрын

@@juanelorriaga2840 Kind of.

This kid has all the warning signs Lol

@LadyCaSh45

8 жыл бұрын

lmfaaaooo

@supazsa

6 жыл бұрын

I007naruto read this just as he said it

@hollyb7142

6 жыл бұрын

1007naruto was my favorite part. lmao

"Okay this is Mr. Rodgers if he was Michael Keaton." "Okay this is Mr. Rodgers if he was weird." "Okay this is... creepy." "I don't really know what this is anymore." "Okay this is Michael Keaton."

@canaisyoung3601

2 жыл бұрын

Michael Keaton actually worked behind the scenes on Mr. Rogers's Neighborhood in, I believe, the 1980s. I know Keaton hosted SNL in 1982 and Dick Ebersol hated him as a host so much that he brought in Michael Palin from Monty Python as a substitute. It wouldn't be until 1992 that Keaton would host again.

"I'm hidin' eggs." **Throws egg at wall**

Bring back Keaton for a christmas version of this!

@compugasm

9 жыл бұрын

Ismar Didic ^ This. And Portia as an elf.

@westindian10

9 жыл бұрын

I agree, that would be hilarious!

@DebbieMason

9 жыл бұрын

Ismar Didic YES!

@charlielamarca7576

9 жыл бұрын

M

@aedanboyd5827

6 жыл бұрын

bring back Keaton for a christmas version of this! bring back Keaton for a christmas version of this! bring back Keaton for a christmas version of this! bring back Keaton for a christmas version of this! bring back Keaton for a christmas version of this! bring back Keaton for a christmas version of this! bring back Keaton for a christmas version of this! bring back Keaton for a christmas version of this! Am I scary? please say yes!!!!!!!!

Somewhere in Hollywood, Jack Nicholson was watching this and going "Thank God he didn't want to be the Joker. I would have been screwed."

@Tengounsecreto231

7 жыл бұрын

TheNerdyBirdyShow he's the only actor who would've given heath ledger a run for his money.

@groucho070

4 жыл бұрын

You betcha!

@BTLAGS

4 жыл бұрын

@FilmGamer Keaton could now play joker in batman. He could be a very funny joker as well. But also Keaton could play old bruce wayne in batman beyond.

@theunknown4570

4 жыл бұрын

Jack Nickleson is basically gonna be on th Mt. Rushmore , of All time greats. You dont become that by worrying about littler actors. And orrying about if your the best or not.

@A-small-amount-of-peas

4 жыл бұрын

@@theunknown4570 i don't think he means it that literally. Just a better way of saying that Michael Keaton would be a good joker. BTW can't see Nicholson being on the rushmore of anything apart from most appearances on the front row of Los Angeles Lakers games

Michael Keaton can play one hell of a creep. One of the best actors and comedians out there.👍🏻

Keaton kills in this

"Jesus 1, bread... nothing hahahahahaha

@juanelorriaga2840

4 жыл бұрын

Tosses the bread away haha

This is one of the funniest SNL sketches I've seen in a looong time.

@Happybidr

8 жыл бұрын

Definitely an SNL classic.

@iamericallen

6 жыл бұрын

link?

@mh-ve9nv

6 жыл бұрын

what one is that? i put in clown penis snl and nothing

@gardiner_bryant

2 жыл бұрын

This. Meaning the video were on right now.

@Kansom333

2 жыл бұрын

@@gardiner_bryant The funniest is Tobi's House...

That Fatal Attraction reference went criminally underappreciated!

@gspendlove

2 жыл бұрын

Especially if you've seen the movie "The Paper."

@chbloss

Жыл бұрын

Yes, that was a belly laugh for sure. If I ever meet someone with a bunny named Glenn Close, I know I've found that forever person.

This is wonderfully absurd and dark lol Michael Keaton is too damn amazing for words

I"ll never look at a hollow chocolate easter bunny the same again...

@Gio-fn4bf

7 жыл бұрын

tkmaz same

@erinstanger416

7 жыл бұрын

Me either. LOL

@jacobdv91

6 жыл бұрын

Well then how do you get your little weiner in there?

@Robert08010

6 жыл бұрын

tkmaz Nor will they look at you the same again! Scarred for life!

@csic123

5 жыл бұрын

@@jacobdv91 I laughed out loud at this skit. Michael Keaton was so funny. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

" whatchu got there ? " " a childdddd chicken " lol omg that's funny

@marykellyallen5959

8 жыл бұрын

I guess you can say there were ~hot chicks in her area~

@cindydarchin9295

4 жыл бұрын

Alexis Robinson Kate nailed the delivery

@maddlabs2148

4 жыл бұрын

420 like also i don’t get jt

2:40 kills me every time! "Mep Mep Mep Brrrrrrrppp"

This is honestly one of my favorite skits of all time. The background music, supporting characters, and of course Keaton all were impeccably magnificent. Keaton gives off the perfect serial killer/weirdo vibe and is the best at this holiday riff. I have seen all the others, Norton, Liam, etc. and this by far is the best. I will never stop laughing at this skit.

@cacauldr

5 жыл бұрын

puddles puddles I agree. Sadly, not that many people who thoroughly enjoy the blinfolded descent into madness... Cheers to you pal/bird

I think this skit should be nominated for best SNL skit ever.

@breeyatchful

4 жыл бұрын

W this one and the mullaney toilet ejection skit

@john.premose

Жыл бұрын

Overrated

"This is my friend Jordan.He's not an almond but he is a nut....."

@jimfinn3992

6 жыл бұрын

show em

@KonElKent

5 жыл бұрын

I think I went to school with Jordan...

@juanelorriaga2840

4 жыл бұрын

Nothings says your bat shit crazy than wearing a captain hat like that

@StoneKvtter

3 жыл бұрын

@@juanelorriaga2840 with a turtleneck under a Hawaiian shirt.

@dannyr333

2 жыл бұрын

Too funny!

I come back every year to watch this lol. *chefs kiss*

His ranges of expression, timing and specific beat changes is masterful.

The bread joke killed me 😂😂

@himdotcom

7 жыл бұрын

"Unlike Jesus... it doesn't rise." lmao And the sedistic look on Keaton's face... Priceless.

@Emily-yg2ou

7 жыл бұрын

Adam Lacy

@nottheoriginalhandle

6 жыл бұрын

It was pretty fuckin hilarious lol

@pongo1342

4 жыл бұрын

Just like the romans killed Jesus. Jesus 1 bread 1

@derp8575

4 жыл бұрын

@@pongo1342 The Romans would not have gave him a tomb burial. It's all a lie.

"... Something's wrong with me."

This will never get old. It feels like they were making it up as they went along. My favorite is the crowd when he says what he gave up for lent. And his expression here: 4:08

The way that smirk slowly slides into an evil scowl is impressive.

"Yesterday was Good Friday, but this is the BEST Friday" THIS IS AMAZING

Michael Keaton is really, really good at comedic acting

@tauntonlake

4 жыл бұрын

@Dean Summers NIGHT SHIFT ! :D with The Fonz !

@cheezyfilmsproductions1842

3 жыл бұрын

Well he did start out as a comedian

I share this video every Easter, and will continue to do so until the day I die

@nurseratched6

3 жыл бұрын

Add Christmas

This is still to this day, one of my favorite skits I’ve ever seen on SNL. It perfectly shows Keaton’s epic range lol the man’s a genius

"Wow. This kid has allllll the warning signs." xD

Keaton's so great in this. He managed to make his head look too big for his body when he said he gave up cocaine for Lent...and in various other parts of the video.

@ryswe

6 жыл бұрын

FlyingOverTr0ut thanks captain obvious

@kat35lulu88

6 жыл бұрын

FlyingOverTr0ut Hey I didn’t notice his big head till I saw your comment, how’d he do that?!? He was just so creepy, that voice and what was going on with his front tooth!

@beatamandok9641

6 жыл бұрын

FlyingOverTr0utivux pb . K.

@mrssadieadler4874

5 жыл бұрын

FlyingOverTr0ut wow his head is massive omg I never noticed that before 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@CrazyLinguiniLegs

5 жыл бұрын

Mrs Sadie Adler it's because his body is on an angle, making it look smaller in comparison to his head.

I love Michael Keaton ! The colors chosen for the clothes are perfect and his smile is gold. Love it!

1:18 that look on his face lmao!

The creepiest and crepey-ist I've ever seen Micheal Keaton.

@thebeerlovinglover9278

6 жыл бұрын

Joy Villa 👎

@jakedowney270

6 жыл бұрын

Donnell Coleman but dees is my hands

@misfitdanzig8152

5 жыл бұрын

This more creepier than Pacific Heights.

@Bolgernow

5 жыл бұрын

You gotta see Toby's House for EXTRA fun "creepiest"

@sorellana2154

4 жыл бұрын

@Michael Hoyal i knew it!

This man is Beetlejuice. He is a legendary comedic actor.

@user-fj4po1lt1i

2 жыл бұрын

Crocodile Dundee guy

"I coughed this up whole this morning." I'm dead

GREAT Last Sketch! One of the best they've done in years. Keaton sells it. You can only do this sort of thing with a terrific actor/comedian. It's all right there on the screen.

@dragonfly31869

9 жыл бұрын

Too true, Larry. The rest of the show kinda' sucked...except for Keaton and the final.

A sailor hat is the easiest way to show someone's crazy.

@s4ujcd

9 жыл бұрын

***** Like L. Ron Hubbard.

@LordMoonshadowGaGa

9 жыл бұрын

s4ujcd And Captain Crunch.

@Psychebane

9 жыл бұрын

Moonshadow Dark YOU TAKE THAT BACK, YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!

@LordMoonshadowGaGa

9 жыл бұрын

Justin HE PACKS SO MUCH BERRY FLAVOR INTO ONE SINGLE BOWL OF CEREAL. YOU BET YOUR ASS HE'S FUCKING CRAZY!

@Psychebane

9 жыл бұрын

Moonshadow Dark you call him crazy, but I say he's BRILLIANT!

This performance deserves an oscar

This guy was my batman when I was growing up and he was the best out of all of them 💯

This entire skit made me feel uncomfortable ..... But in a good way

@irider1201

7 жыл бұрын

It starts with some lame jokes and then gets bizarre and funny.

@chigozie123

7 жыл бұрын

Alex Taylor I think you're​ confused

@christiandunn9715

3 ай бұрын

It’s full of chomo references. It’s a pedo skit, SNL used to do a lot of them. I’m not saying MK is a pedo.

Yeah, there are the jokes. And then there's the delivery. Which one is the true genius?

@timkinss

7 жыл бұрын

If he was just reading the phone book, probably not be as funny.

@nazzurro

3 жыл бұрын

Always the delivery

@cunegonde4

3 жыл бұрын

The other versions, Ed Norton’s Halloween and Kristen Wiig’s Thanksgiving, have the same types of jokes but can’t hold a candle to Keaton’s performance. Keaton elevated this sketch to legendary status

@camila-qe6yv

3 жыл бұрын

@@cunegonde4 i agree, he's on another level.

@wharsmetoothpicson9465

2 ай бұрын

I think it's one of those things where the writers wouldn't have trusted many other performers with this material. It's too offbeat and weird for anyone who can't deliver the lines flawlessly, the whole sketch probably would have bombed if it was any other performer.

“This kid has all the warning signs.” 😳😆🤣🤣🤣

I can’t count how many times I’ve watched this... so funny I laugh every time

"You know what I gave up this year? Cocain!"

@DA-bm2mj

7 жыл бұрын

almost!

@benglaser1345

6 жыл бұрын

The Senate ... Almost

@JackMFromBoca

6 жыл бұрын

Almost

@TitanCrusher101

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph Gibson Learn to spell cocaine right.

@coolpicklez2940

4 жыл бұрын

@@TitanCrusher101 he ALMOST gave up cocaine, SO cocain

I'm pretty sure the writers didn't give up cocaine while writing this.

@Paranoid_Alchemist

4 жыл бұрын

Never, that's a staple.

@percival8193

2 жыл бұрын

Almost

@canaisyoung3601

2 жыл бұрын

@@Paranoid_Alchemist Since 1975, even though they're also mixing it with adrenaline, Starbucks coffee, unhealthy comparisons, Adderall, fear, undiagnosed mental illness, and whatever is in the blood and urine lab tests of whoever the biggest drug addict in their cast is (mostly John Belushi, Chris Farley, Darrell Hammond [believe it or not, he did have issues with drugs that stemmed from the parental abuse he suffered as a child], and Pete Davidson). It's the potentially lethal combination that's been fueling SNL's humor for years

Michael Keaton is a genius. This is the second skit of his that could and should be turned into a movie

I'm in tears. Michael Keaton killed it!

"unlike Jesus it doesn't rise" savage af!

This is running in the Joker's brain 24/7

@moonirah123

5 жыл бұрын

funny he's wearing joker's colours!

@hawktalon7890

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, undoubtedly so.

Is nobody gonna talk about my favorite line? "Unlike Jesus, it doesn't rise." LIKE LOL

Happy Easter, Michael Keaton!

Five people don't think Michael Keaton should have given up cocaine for Lent.

@johnharris7994

9 жыл бұрын

Will C ...almost.

@Quoboct

9 жыл бұрын

130 people dont

@Under_Sky_Third_Gaia

9 жыл бұрын

Will C High five!

@wwcwcp09

9 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA...!

@AngelofMusic04

7 жыл бұрын

381 now.

Hollow bunny joke was a winner !

@Carsidious

9 жыл бұрын

No, it was a wiener

@pettypettywoodchuck2

9 жыл бұрын

Carsidious lol, like a penis

@Agent1W

9 жыл бұрын

pettypettywoodchuck2 ... ... ... ... Thought bubble: What am I, a teenager making these kinds of jokes?

@KaySquared202

9 жыл бұрын

Yes, indeed it was. I had to rewind it the first time because I thought I was hearing things..lol hilarious.

Keaton is so underrated, this is one of my favorite skits. He plays a creep so good😂

Keaton is brilliant

Ok I can't be the only one that got the potential serial killer vibe.....

@petergriffen4131

8 жыл бұрын

+Katelyn Stewart I got every bad vibe possible 😂

@FSXflyermaster

8 жыл бұрын

+IWriteSinsNotEssaysOK he seemed like a nice guy

@pulchritudohumana7563

7 жыл бұрын

no, you weren't; that was the joke.

@yes904

6 жыл бұрын

IWriteSinsNotEssaysOK Potential Potenti Potent Poten Pote Pot Po P A Al Alr Alre Alrea Alread Already.

@rebeccaluis1223

6 жыл бұрын

IWriteSinsNotEssaysOK i got a stalker vibe

This sketch came out of nowhere and I loved it. This is the most I've laughed at an SNL sketch in a long while. This needs to be a recurring character any time Keaton comes back.

I love when the most random SNL sketch is pure comedy gold!

He's just so perfectly weird here that I love it. I wish he'd do a movie in this character.

this sketch will always be a comedy classic in my book "eat your mcnugget!"

"Which means unlike Jesus, it doesn't rise." I lost it, that was amazing 😂

You almost , just almost forget just how glorious Micheal Keaton is and then a little gem like this slides it’s darling way back into my life.

"this kid has all the warning sign" 🤣🤭 i love how Keaton stay weird, creepy and to not breaking through entire skit, great job mr.VULTURE-man

"Something's wrong with me" for watching this over and over!

The hollow bunny joke was as gold as the wrapper.

MIcheal Keaton is just purely amazing in every aspect.

Keaton could play another Joker perfectly, like an alternate Batman who fell from grace and snapped as he got older.

In a very uneven 40th season of SNL, this sketch is a definite highlight. Michael Keaton, sir, you delivered a basket of hilarity!

@canaisyoung3601

2 жыл бұрын

Season 40 may have been uneven, but it was still better than season 39.

@ChrisWolff2013

9 ай бұрын

​@@canaisyoung3601 Season 39 was also very uneven.

Michael Keaton's character reminds me so much of Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka

@ZELLA706

5 жыл бұрын

Sarahnessoyeah omg. Me too.

@KickItToTheFunk

3 жыл бұрын

I was hoping someone else thought this too. Makes you think deeper into Tim Burton's Batman and Beetlejuice (both Keaton). He could've pulled off Wonka too, imagine that

That line about matzah not rising unlike Jesus is one of the funniest lines I’ve ever heard

Keaton's timing is perfect. He knows just how long to hold:)

Voices... brilliant. Expressions... brilliant. Movements... brilliant. Loved it...

This is it. This is my favorite snl sketch.

“Eat your McNugget” - I lost it here

I just stumbled across this today as it's Michael Keaton's 70th (!!!) birthday, and THIS WAS HYSTERICAL!!

"he found me online" lol 😁

I didn't know Easter could be turned into a horror story

@oscarphile

5 жыл бұрын

Easter was ALWAYS a horror story, starring Jesus as the zombie!

@tauntonlake

4 жыл бұрын

@@oscarphile Unlike Jesus ... unleavened bread doesn't rise... (except for The Walking Bread ) *yeah. I'll show myself out*

@SouthernBelleReviews

4 жыл бұрын

American Horror Story: Easter

@canaisyoung3601

2 жыл бұрын

A lot of people didn't think Easter could be turned into a Quentin Tarantino-esque revenge action film, but SNL showed them.

That was insane! Brilliant. Bloody love MK. His ‘evil’ face freaked me the hell out!! 🤣🤣 (Hey, Santa, we got a word for you - Attentiin Whore.” 🤣🤣

He just takes everything next level, he's an acting genius !

i hope there's nothing wrong with me... i've replayed this 11 times now

@MissJewels77

9 жыл бұрын

mr bean me too mr Bean. Sent it to all my friends on Easter.

@cacauldr

5 жыл бұрын

It would be insane to stop at 11

Keaton owns comedy. This is amazing.

he needs to play more villains...hes genuinely terrifying when he tries

One of the best SNL skits ever, one for the memory books for sure! 😁😁😈🐰🐤🐥🐣

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Beetlejuice, you're freaking me oooouuuuttttt!!!

Seven Years Later, this is still my favorite Easter SNL skit ever!

Keaton was so good in this. The way he sat down, even.

this is delightfully random, i love it

This is the best skit ever

This sketch solidified my love for Michael Keaton and made it eternal

Of all these Candy skits....THIS is def my Fav Michael Keaton is perfect in this

I was watching this in class, keeling over with laughter while everyone stared at me

@YappingGamerDad

8 жыл бұрын

I'm sure they only look because you were laughing.....forget the whole, goddess of gorgeousness. it was probably just the laughing.

@alyssahoffman8855

8 жыл бұрын

haha omygod thank you but yeah it was probably the laughing

@alyssahoffman8855

7 жыл бұрын

either way people looked at me right ;)?

@DarkTalesProduction

6 жыл бұрын

Cute pic