The only way The Rock would lose the election is if he runs against Paper... That was dumb, I'll see myself out.

@Nortarachanges

7 жыл бұрын

Amber Made me laugh, so you're good by me ^_^

@JoeVideoed

7 жыл бұрын

Amber Me too! >D >D >D >D >D

@cinephill2887

7 жыл бұрын

Michael Che made that joke too. He saved it for last XD

@ChaoticMatters

7 жыл бұрын

lol nah I enjoyed it

@Z.Z863

7 жыл бұрын

Amber lol that's good

The best part is you can't totally tell if they're joking or not

@mlburch22

7 жыл бұрын

I think that's more a result of the abnormal reality we live in these days

@quajetae12

7 жыл бұрын

Trolly Trollsteen /KANYE WEST

@Daskaar

7 жыл бұрын

Trolly Trollsteen b

@LifeWithLee

7 жыл бұрын

yah! After the monologue , I was left sitting here, wondering, was this a real announcement? Is this for real? Kinda when Trump announced. You never know these days!!

@larptroll69er22

7 жыл бұрын

caseythehuman *the worst part.

Vladimir Putin: Oh I think... President Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK !... Then WW3 starts

@timmcleaners1987

3 жыл бұрын

@Perth Sites take your Q shit with you to hell.

@_UNISTAR_

3 жыл бұрын

This is such an underrated comment.......and oh what a power move that'll be😂😂

@paulbarnes2100

3 жыл бұрын

Well done

@Joseph-lo8zr

3 жыл бұрын

HOBBS and RU-SHAW

It really says something about our current political situation that this somehow sounds like a good idea.

@MrJole777

3 жыл бұрын

Sheep

@Teebone211

2 жыл бұрын

How are you liking inflation and everything costing more, the chaos down at the border, supply shortages, gas costing 50% more than when you made your original post, and no end in sight? Yea Joe and Kamala working out well, aren't they?

@alexsolimani

9 ай бұрын

@@MrJole777 wow

His first time on SNL is what got him noticed for his acting abilities one of the best episodes ever

@delfin7461

7 жыл бұрын

that is what got me to love him.. I knew who he was from wrestling, but totally fell in love with his sense of humor and charisma when he hosted the first time way back in the early 90s - big fan of his!!!

@vio2112

7 жыл бұрын

Hosted way back in the early 90s? LOL! He didn't even start his wrestling career until 1996. In the early 90s he was playing college football in Miami. His first time hosting SNL was in March of 2000.

@BillSmithPerson

7 жыл бұрын

delfin7461 Tom Hanks was a wrestler? No way!

@delfin7461

7 жыл бұрын

sorry it was a brain fart! I thought it was earlier than 2000!!! Anyway, he totally impressed me with his sense of humor. I love him and he seems like a genuinely nice guy!

@Logos-nowcom

7 жыл бұрын

Acting abilities? You have got to be kidding. This guy is a comic strip character.

At this point, I would actually consider voting for a fucking rock.

@johnnyhb89

7 жыл бұрын

Hey Bush wasn't that bad. lol

@Mr0011011

7 жыл бұрын

Carol Harris Trump hasn't gone 8 years yet...

@cryofpaine

7 жыл бұрын

A rock would be more intelligent than our current president. And it would certainly be far less corrupt than most of the people in Congress.

@cflo1386

7 жыл бұрын

Horizon lmao

@madskills786

7 жыл бұрын

made my day

The writer who wrote more poise and less noise needs recognition

One of the best monologues I've seen! They're both so endearing and self-deprecating but confident too. Love it.

@emiliaescobar7652

Жыл бұрын

Love this, love them all!

@hahakittymsms1183

5 ай бұрын

They are all ped 0 s you know that right? 🤮

I laughed way too hard at the rocks joke ... Everyone just assumes I'm whatever they are.. lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂

@Indexanimisermo

6 жыл бұрын

"I laughed way too hard at the rocks joke..." thats b/c you're a brainless idiot who can't think...

@okonjacob7316

6 жыл бұрын

Indexanimisermo chill out bitch....what are you? 5😩😩

@isaacverhelst3983

5 жыл бұрын

“You’re Portuguese”

@liversuccess1420

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed hard at that too. It's funny because it's true!

@TheBigScreenPictures

3 жыл бұрын

@@Indexanimisermo and you're a waste of oxygen

5:26 the Presidents Eyebrow He's gotta play the president in a movie at some point

@sheriffburfordt.justice4488

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah that eyebrow thing is pretty impressive. "Pack my trunks. The president is going for a swim."

"Just wanted to be on tv with Wayne" That's "Dwayne," Tom.

@SharinganMan

3 жыл бұрын

He also said "Lauren" instead of "Lorne"

@LefGermenlis

3 жыл бұрын

and I was wondering if I misheard

@Ezoogie

3 жыл бұрын

That's Tim for ya.

How bout a movie of Johnson and Hanks running against Alec Baldwin.. Those 3 standing on stage together was golden.

I'm glad Alec Baldwin can joke about himself now

@SFK360

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, not a big fan of the guy but his bit was genuinely funny.

@youluvana

6 жыл бұрын

i never disliked him. He did a great job on 30rock. Seems like a guy with an open mind... most of the time.

@crystalwolcott4744

5 жыл бұрын

Good actor, sorta sketchy dude. Passable in today's​ world. lol

@jackdestefano6732

3 жыл бұрын

Yo

@Nothing_Israel

3 жыл бұрын

He has always been able to joke about himself - he just also happens to have an infamously bad temper . He is aware he has a shitty temper, he knows he fucks up, but ya know . People have flaws.

Dwayne Johnson and Tom Hanks for 2020!

@raynerjoe9931

7 жыл бұрын

America is going to shit

@TheKcXiV

7 жыл бұрын

we proved very recently with the election! Lol

@dannytat1823

7 жыл бұрын

Noah Sifry It doesn't matter what you think.....

@MrJgonzalez09

7 жыл бұрын

Noah Sifry 😂 might as well have open borders with these guys!!!

@arielc3204

7 жыл бұрын

Noah Sifry For everyone screaming Dwayne for prez. did you morons not learn your lesson with trump? We need good POLITICIANS. We need people that know the laws and how the system works. we need Bernie.

These 2 need to be in a new Disney crossover movie about Woody and Maui saving america!

The Rock and Tom Hanks on the same stage, so much legends on 1 stage.

@PlasmaCoolantLeak

Жыл бұрын

I'd like to see them appear together in a movie.

@ange1_morgado

6 ай бұрын

And Man have they delivered exactly that

@hahakittymsms1183

5 ай бұрын

Ped 0 s 🤮

You sons of bitches better not be joking. 2020: Pulling for Johnson.

@Yevruss

7 жыл бұрын

Name 1 policy of his you like. Oh wait he has none. 80% of this country has the intelligence of a grade schooler

@lf8198

7 жыл бұрын

Including the POTUS.

@ChadVital

7 жыл бұрын

Cause he hasn't said any yet...

@SuperBeeping

7 жыл бұрын

+Yevrus you must be fun at parties. I'm so jelly.

@BigBadJerryRogers

7 жыл бұрын

A big Johnson would probably clear up all the current problems. Just look at the hands on him. We all know about Trump's tiny hands. So tiny.

The Rock and Mick Foley is the true timeline. The Rock n Sock presidency.

@fxzambrano

4 жыл бұрын

The Rock n Sock Connection 2020 🙌🙌🙌

@jamesfulham5492

4 жыл бұрын

The rock n sock election

Pay attention to the word "pizza"

Johnson Hanks sounds like a character in an over the top, self aware, action flick... I need to learn how to write a screenplay.

Dwayne Johnson and Tom Hanks has my vote

@arielc3204

7 жыл бұрын

Han SoloTubehd For everyone screaming Dwayne for prez. did you morons not learn your lesson with trump? We need good POLITICIANS. We need people that know the laws and how the system works. we need Bernie.

@mama2josh23

7 жыл бұрын

You can't just keep copying and pasting the same thing on everyone's comment.... 🤣🤣🤣

@Reddavid6

7 жыл бұрын

No! We don't need a fucking socialist! This isn't Nazi Germany!

@MrPernell27

7 жыл бұрын

dh18 yea, Germany wasn't socialist. It was fascist and that's where we are headed now

@Reddavid6

7 жыл бұрын

Fascism is an extreme form of Socialism.

Dwayne Johnson 2020 let's go

pretty much all foreign policy Johnson: I've got one question for you Mr. Jong Un. Can you smell what the rock is cooking?

@Zeldarw104

7 жыл бұрын

lol!!😂😂

@vishnunair1086

3 ай бұрын

Mr. Jong Un: "I don't know what you're" - "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW!"

I'm Hawaiian and I remember years ago, having a serious conversation with some friends in school (two Black guys, a Filipino, and a Puerto Rican) and all of us were absolutely sure The Rock was our ethnicity. The Black dudes were half right but the rest of us were wrong LOL.

@king4129

Жыл бұрын

Well Hawaiians and Samoans are both are pacific Islanders..your a quarter right 👍

"DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN??"

@clipobserver

7 жыл бұрын

Victory

@ithoughtyoumightlikethis500

7 жыл бұрын

Haylee Jayne Spaghetti!

@zipper761882

7 жыл бұрын

Hopefully a better healthcare plan!

@ceiis2013

7 жыл бұрын

Pizza! #pizza2020

@thedarkerknight601

7 жыл бұрын

the peoples elbow

Politics is like a box of chocolates.

@kamaladrake2574

7 жыл бұрын

Wait to long and only the nutty ones are left?

@NumeMoon

7 жыл бұрын

I want to laugh at this joke, and yet I know all too many people reading it are feeling enlightened.

@99lodewijk

7 жыл бұрын

daddydojang you pick your favourites but still there are only left with weirdly coloured shit?

@costaskritiotis2951

7 жыл бұрын

You never know what you gonna get...

@amenagirgirah922

7 жыл бұрын

your comment made my day thank you XD

Dwayne Johnson always gives a great performance on SNL. Great season finale.

One of the best monologues in the history of SNL.

@alexsolimani

9 ай бұрын

Facts!

It feels like more than 5 times. I'm surprised it has only been 5.

@spooky_electric

7 жыл бұрын

Takyon Yes yes yes No no no Yes yes yes No no no 🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺

Is it just me or is "The president's going for a swim." a really cool one-liner? :)

Legend has it that Jimmy Fallon is still laughing from the monologue.

My cheeks hurt from smiling watching these two together. So much love. I would hate to see what politics would do to them. It's a nasty world. So true though about taking it seriously and not about all the noise.

@laynestaley1871

3 жыл бұрын

Who?? These pedophiles?? Wake up people theses elites have been raping children behind closed doors for decades. Youre a piece of shit for even liking them

You got my vote!!! ❤️ "more poise and less noise".

Awesome guys. Dwayne/Hanks 2020. Hooray!!!!

Thank you Dwany, Alec, Tom and SNL family, that was beautiful, peace and love, Doug.

More poise, less noise - Johnson Hanks 2020 . I'm in

@MaximusAlcarinque

5 жыл бұрын

2 yrs later... I'm still in.

“Not a single black mark on any of our public personas” - Alec Baldwin

For what we have seen these last 4 months, even the neighborhood's dog walker thinks he is over qualified to b president of U.S.

@altenburgcasey6759

3 жыл бұрын

Has a felony and trump has bankrupt casinos

4 years later and I'm still trying to figure out why we haven't seen those two on a election ballot.

Tom Hanks called him Wayne...

@Peter_Cordes

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I heard that, too. Wasn't sure if it was an accent thing or an audio glitch. But then in Tom's next line, he really emphasizes the D in Dwayne. So I'm pretty sure it was real, and he noticed his own mistake.

@StarShineiskool

4 жыл бұрын

Great actor

@oeduardoramalho

3 жыл бұрын

It's because he's the wayne johnson

But is it really a joke though

@Yevruss

7 жыл бұрын

I hope so cause these morons would actually vote for them over a progressive

@inebriationconversation4526

7 жыл бұрын

Yevrus youre goddamn right ima live my childhood dream and vote for rocky malvia

@Yevruss

7 жыл бұрын

If it's a popularity contest why did the megacelebrity hillary clinton have to cheat to win over Bernie who, when the campaign started, was known by 5 people across all of america?

@Yevruss

7 жыл бұрын

He doesn't have that going for him? Why do hillary and trump have 30-40% approval rating while bernie has 60-70%? Do you deny facts? Or are you some fking moron. IUf she would've won she wouln't have cheated. Bernie had 0 news coverage cause the media colluded with the clinton campaign and he almost won. Where is your sense of ration

@greensynchronize3721

7 жыл бұрын

IT DOESN'T MATTER EVEN IT IS A JOKE!!!

I remember watching this on TV and literally predicting that Dwayne Johnson would pick Tom Hanks as his running mate. Though at the time I was under the assumption that Hanks had hosted more than anyone, which is of course super ironic (and even then I think I was thinking of Steve Martin, not Alec Baldwin).

The President's Eyebrow? I have chills.

They are not running without me being apart of their cabinet!!

Dwayne: "people assume i'm whatever they are" Hanks: " you're portuguese" what the f...?

@Gemnist98

4 жыл бұрын

You know, until now I’ve never actually known what ethnicity Dwayne Johnson is. Of course, now I know he’s half-Black, half-Samoan.

@mexicanbatman8157

4 жыл бұрын

@@Gemnist98 me too

@mexicanbatman8157

4 жыл бұрын

He can pass for Mexican

@jammiedodger

3 жыл бұрын

Hanks has Portuguese on him.

How can you not like these guys? Does any person in America disagree with that?

@laynestaley1871

3 жыл бұрын

Uhh because they are pedophiles who rape little girls and boys. Youre an idiot if you dont know that by now

Wow, This Is Great. Sheriff Woody Along With Maui Presenting A SNL Monologue Saturday Night Live Together.

I’ve in movies with two plane crashes and people are still happy too see me in their flight

i'd vote for these 2 in a heartbeat.

"The president's going for a swim." But I thought Maui could do anything but float.

Watching this from 2020, a Johnson/Hanks ticket would go down so, so well.

Don’t act so surprised, Dwayne. You know you live for the praise. Lol

This one was really entertaining. Great performance!

Thanks T.Hanks

It's funny how even today he squashed the rumors that it was all a goof but some people think he's still serious or really would like to run.

Another Fun Fact: The Rock is hosting Saturday Night Live in the year 2000 moves to the year 2017 alongside with Dwayne Johnson.

"Not a single black mark on any of our personas" - Alec Baldwin That aged amazing lolol

I would vote for them over and over again. We need some real people running this dam country.

Im amazed how funny dwayne johnson is... He is a very good Actor.

These 2 should do a movie together, so many possibilities

On the eve of election night, 2020, I really wish these two were on the ballot. Help our country and much more importantly, our people.

@hahakittymsms1183

5 ай бұрын

You want more ped 0 s in charge? Nice 🤮

Have no fear my fellow Americans, the Rock and Tom Hanks will save the nation in 2020. -Like to vote

Pure gold.

loved the fake pointing to someone in the crowd Hanks was doing, it was so natural lol

The audience for this episode is so lucky. They got like 87 guests

funniest part was when Alec tried to hold DJs hand hahahah

Tom Hanks and Dwayne Johnson are the best and nicest actors in Hollywood

Real talk, I would contribute to their campaign right now and volunteer in their campaign. Please run!

Love the jackets! lol This team would win in a landslide. I'd smile all the way the the voting booths! :-D

Why did this never happen?? I would’ve 100% voted for Johnson/Hanks!

@mudrose3486

3 жыл бұрын

Trump wouldn't have stood a chance against Prez The Rock

President Dwayne Johnson and Vice President Tom Hanks. In the immortal words of Louis Armstrong - "What a wonderful world this would be."

my two favorite people

Dwayne the Swamp

They had to use Justin Timberlake, Steve Martin and Scarlett Johansson's Five Timers jackets just to make one jacket for The Rock.

If Dwayne becomes President, that would be sick AF!!

I'm standing at the middle school now ready to cast my ballot.

If he's going against Trump he has my vote!

@Cheaty_Four

7 жыл бұрын

Paul Richard He probably will from inside the GOP. Lol, there's no way he can't be going against Trump if he's running remember? Now although Dwayne is a republican, he might run as a democrat to get a direct chance at facing Trump alone and reduce the opposition

@MylesHubbard

7 жыл бұрын

Rock is a registered Independent now. He left the Republican party, He told a reporter in a recent GQ interview (that he retweeted)

@evanwater3633

7 жыл бұрын

You sir are living on the edge

@Venkolm

7 жыл бұрын

No, he doesn't has my vote.

@Venkolm

7 жыл бұрын

No, i am not Russian. No, i won't show you my girlfriend. Yes, i have one. I just know what you will ask.

Johnson-Hanks 2020

"I have been in two movies were a plane crashes, and people are still excited to see me on their flight." Could not be more painfully accurate

why hasn't this gotten a million view already?!

a republican president with a democrat vice president............now that's something to see

@NumeMoon

7 жыл бұрын

Interesting fact, that's how it originally was (kind of). The guy with the highest votes was president, and the guy with the second highest votes was his VP. www.smithsonianmag.com/smithsonian-institution/when-did-vice-presidency-stop-going-to-second-place-ask-smithsonian-180957199/

@smadak

7 жыл бұрын

wait, the rock is republican?

@thanseer4128

7 жыл бұрын

Kelly no hes an independent

@ricardocontreras8290

6 жыл бұрын

the rock is democrat

@PenguiNation

5 жыл бұрын

Ricardo Contreras Nah the Rock was not a democrat. He was a registered republican now he's independent. He switched just like Trump did when he was a long time Democrat and changed to republican a few years ago

I'm sure that Johnson would surround himself with smart, capable people and more importantly he might actually listen to them. He's already super rich and famous. I can't imagine him being in anyone's pocket. He really could be what everyone hoped Trump would be.

@Hellwyck

2 жыл бұрын

He'd be what TRUMP hoped he'd be. Most people would have been happy if Trump was literate.

wow! alec baldwin was so good in this along with the rock and tom hanks

Hanks imitating HRC when the confetti was falling killed me.

They have my vote. Can we impeach the Great Pumpkin and have a Special Election ? Weeeeeee !!!!!

"Those pale people who take subway" LOL

I am SO sold on this idea!

The best monologue ever.

May The Rock crush all opposition to his presidency!!!!

Dwayne, if you run for president, I'm voting for you all the way

I love this!!!!😂😂😂💯

Finally, a Johnson candidate who knows what Aleppo is.

Funny thing is, they'd walk it if they we're actually in the running for real.

And I'm watching it in 2020 During election

@christycieboter7432

3 жыл бұрын

Lol same wish this actually happened lol

Dude, I would soooo vote for you two.. I'am sold...

no one gonna talk about how tom hanks waves back to the audience so enthusiastically? What a sweetheart

ROCK HANKS 2020

Let's get ready to ruuummmbbllee! #RockHanks2020

Man, what a talent!

Plus, Hanks Johnson would get half the vote on that awesome combo of surnames alone.