"Je *kunt* ..." "What?!" "Oeps, sorry *hoor* "

@Sjaan_Banaan

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@AnnRose142

4 жыл бұрын

🤣 German sentence : Ich komme gut mit dir klar. (I am getting along with you very well) Dutch : Ik kom klaar met jij! (nope, that's not the proper translation).

@Sjaan_Banaan

4 жыл бұрын

@@AnnRose142 * met jou

@micay8638

4 жыл бұрын

@@AnnRose142 OW NO HAHAHAJJA

@Widdekuu91

3 жыл бұрын

Oh ja..een keer in Italië en een keer in Duitsland, tegen Engelse toeristen (want ik spreek ook Duits). Twee mensen boosgemaakt met 'hoor.'

I love these SO much - the moe and koe one is so perfect you'd think someone orchestrated it!

Ah, I remember that former Dutch Prime Minister Wim Kok and KPN CEO Wim Dik went to the US and were introduced as Mr. Kok & Mr. Dik 😁 I guess you understand that was quite hilarious.

@Sjaan_Banaan

4 жыл бұрын

Haha lol

@litchtheshinigami8936

4 жыл бұрын

This gave me a chuckle 😂

@J.J.G991

4 жыл бұрын

Haha

@lisaa7096

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@debbiekruizinga6515

4 жыл бұрын

There wen't my coffee 😂

I like that the French also have a word for Swaffelen

@AengliscMan

3 жыл бұрын

Anpimmeln in German, I figure you might like that one as well

@APJGrond

3 жыл бұрын

@@AengliscMan That word does not leave much to the imagination. 😂

Je hebt het ook andersom. Fiets in het Zweeds is Cykel, waarbij de C als S en de Y als U wordt uitgesproken, dus als Sukkel... 😉

@RowanScholtanus

4 жыл бұрын

Kan me niks schelen John

@timowthie

3 жыл бұрын

Ik dacht dat het als sikkel werd uitgesproken.

@erfho8y

3 жыл бұрын

@@RowanScholtanus goud

@geertjanssen133

3 жыл бұрын

@@erfho8y Nee, hufterig

@erfho8y

3 жыл бұрын

@@geertjanssen133 maar wel grappig.

omg haha, ik kan Italiaans dus toen Alessandro provocatie zei.. dacht ik al meteen waar hij aan dacht hahah :) leuke video verder! deze groep mensen zijn heel leuk!

You Guys missed the most obvious : a single bed in Dutch is a ledikant.....try that in English!.

@ThisIsTheBestAnime

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think I've never heard someone describe a single bed as a ledikant. My first intuition for pronouncing ledikant from an English perspective would be "leddai can't", not lady cunt. I guess if you heard someone pronounce it in Dutch, it would be closer. I don't often feel a need to describe a bed in such specific terms though, so maybe it's not such an obvious word to find.

I missed "ja hoor!" and "nee hoor"😂

@richelleroemer3053

3 жыл бұрын

oke dat is grappig

I was very uncomfortable with kunt for a long time as it is close to about the worst swear word in english. I would not practice phrases with kunt around my elderly Mum.

@timowthie

3 жыл бұрын

If you pronounce it properly there's a clear distinction

@ThisIsTheBestAnime

2 жыл бұрын

Kind of ironic that kunt is only used when you're trying to be polite. It's "Kunt u dat doen?" if you're politely addressing someone, but "Kan je dat doen?" if you're doing so informally.

En dit soort videos zijn echt leukkkk !! Heel dit acc trouwens

Ledikant sounds funny for an English speaker, and my husband is a 'vakman' there are a few more like that.

What about “vaart”. De boot vaart. In English in sounds like the boat is farting

Ah and... "koeien", sounds a lot like "couille" meaning testicule in french 🤣

@Pfirtzer

3 жыл бұрын

Yes we have many koeien in our parliament.

Hahahahahahaha! Kunst-Wet, I cried! There's nos coming back.

The italian guy with the short hair and grey t shirt is cute

@SS-em7gu

4 жыл бұрын

I d love to follow him on social media haha

whoa, scheveningen -> sukebe ningen is fucking wild

Dankjewel hoor! - Thank you, hoor!

The fact they didn't say hoe ( how) surprised me alot

@CaptainJellyBS

4 жыл бұрын

It's probably because that is only in writing, and even then a hoe is also a farming implement to the point where it's completely appropriate to put in a childrens game.

The russian at the end definitely means the the word "biljet", which refers to a eurobill.

When I was learning Dutch the word “vaak” always makes me think of the F word in English 😂

@jiriwichern

3 жыл бұрын

Than the word 'vak' would fit even better, for obvious reasons. (Vak (noun): 1) craft, occupation ... 2) section, shelf.)

@Pfirtzer

3 жыл бұрын

You are obsessed with vak

@EvelineUK

3 жыл бұрын

I am Dutch living in the UK, and when my British nephew wanted to learn farm animals in Dutch he started laughing when I said 'varken', to him it sounded like f'you. ;)

@lisaa7096

3 жыл бұрын

@@EvelineUK 😂😂😂 wow yeah for some people, we just hear bad English words but I try not to think of it so much because Dutch is a beautiful language 😂😂

1:01 I’m so glad we aren’t the only country with a word for that

In tegenstelling tot wat ik dacht, dat Nederlands een oude taal is... is het Nederlands veel nieuwer. En we hebben allerlei woorden die ergens in het buitenland "genitaliën" betekenen (als een mama appelsap) in onze taal opgenomen als onschuldige woorden.

I don't know if OUR words are the problem or theirs.

"ja hoor" sounds like an insult -- just means "yes, of course"

0:15. At this moment my moster woke up

Literally every time I hear a Dutch person say kijk I clam up. In English the word that sounds the same is an offensive term for Jewish people.

@Widdekuu91

3 жыл бұрын

Some people cringe when watching American Disneymovies that start with the director screaming CUT (cunt) across the set. I mean...cursewords around kids are fine to a certain extend, but screaming cunt is not how to start a movie.

@Widdekuu91

3 жыл бұрын

I once wrote a little poem, with offensive terms. There's about 7 offensive (well...I mean, not that we care in general, in the Netherlands) terms in there. Tearing across a motorway, An actor did an amazing trick, ‘Cut cut cut!’, the director shouted ‘You’re not the actor that I’d pick.’ ‘I don’t care’, said the driver, ‘because I’ “have a wife, who looks like Kate Winslet, You might not rate my stunts so well, But lul, I couldn’t care less about that.

Wat is er gebeurt met "Heb je zin ?" De laatste aflevering is alweer zo'n 2 maanden geleden.

Página means “page” in Spanish

@detangomango626

4 жыл бұрын

Pagina is also page in Dutch. 😊

@poteflonisko4861

4 жыл бұрын

and pachwina which sounds pretty similar means groin in polish but I wouldn't consider it a rude word. One has to be careful with a word "gooie" though. It means "dicks". When I went to the Netherlands I thought people were making fun of me while greeting.

@katarzynaprzyby3441

4 жыл бұрын

@@poteflonisko4861 same! It s so uncomfortable saying it at the beginning as well, i laughed every time 😂

@nomeyodomar

3 жыл бұрын

In Portuguese as well

Well, if your name is Koen or Coen, pretend you don't hear your wife calling you at the Ralph Laurent outlet store down south America..... or let her call you Bubba when you're in the states cause shouting out "coon" in public can potentially get you in trouble over there.

@RedBanana_

3 жыл бұрын

I’m learning Japanese and one of the words that is occasionally said sounds very similar to the n word, so that’s a word that’ll be very difficult to use in sentences without being told off.

@Widdekuu91

2 жыл бұрын

@@RedBanana_ I have the same with knickers in English. It's sad though, that we're getting scared about normal words, when ofcourse there's no intention to offend behind it. I heard a Rotterdam girl had said; 'Kijk!' when she walked past the Amsterdam Anne Frank house and a foreign woman (I understood American) figured she must mean Anne Frank and started scolding her about Jewish History and why she should show more respect, etc. She was then explained that the girl hadn't said 'Kike', but just 'Kijk' which is 'Look!'

Provocatie sounds as provacia It means bullying

Well dankjewel i am dutch

are you guys talking about een vak?

Don't forget to tell our English friends about shag, glansshampoo and slagroom.

Uhm misschien een ideetje om je beschrijving een tikkeltje aan te passen. Zoals het nu is kan men er van in de lach schieten ;)

@LearndutchOrg

4 жыл бұрын

precies! is aangepast

veel woorden zullen helemaal niet zo slecht klinken als ze de uitspraak goed hebben. het woord "vaak" klinkt namelijk helemaal niet als "fuck" toch eens de "a" of "aa" eens beter uitspeken. het woord is immers "vaak" en niet "vak" net als "provocatie". zelfde verhaal.

@m.wolters9576

4 жыл бұрын

Het woord 'vaak' klinkt in Nederlandse oren niet als 'fuck' of 'vak', maar in sommige buitenlandse oren wel. Namelijk als in die talen de lange aa-klank niet bestaat. Dan horen de sprekers ervan geen onderscheid tussen die korte a en de lange aa. Dit verschil is altijd weer goed voor veel gelach bij cursisten Nederlands als tweede taal:-)

@Sjaan_Banaan

4 жыл бұрын

Maar wel als ze 'vak' zeggen, toch?

@Widdekuu91

2 жыл бұрын

Australiërs zeggen niet fuck of fak, die zeggen fáááck

oh wow, Peter from the UK is so handsome !

Well... that happens in most languages!

Hou je taai (means keep strong!) but taai means = shit (poep) in Indonesian language. So for me it sounds like : touch your shit (poep) :D

Bart, het is : schieten soms in de lach .... 😉

@LearndutchOrg

4 жыл бұрын

uiteraard, aangepast!

Alessandro is echt super cute wilde ik even zeggen

Laurens is knap dat wilde ik alleen even zeggen joe joe

2:32 he's laughn by himself. Didn't understand coz am not Russian😔

@marinap.8329

4 жыл бұрын

I believe, he meant a word "goeie", aka goed, and in Russian it sounds like "penis", but way more obscene. And especially, goeienacht, that one sounds like a phrase, approximate translation, "go f*ck yourself".

@mandarintomato9205

4 жыл бұрын

Marina Pribylskaia Thanks for explaining, I was really curious!

@r3d_l1ghts

4 жыл бұрын

And like in Dutch I heard some people say Blet, as in, serving tray, and in Russian it means like, fuck, as in a swear word (I think that was what it meant, haven’t talked russian in a long time)

@benjamin7480

4 жыл бұрын

@@r3d_l1ghts I'm Dutch and I have never heard anyone say "blet" apart from people using the actual russian swear word as a joke

@benjamin7480

4 жыл бұрын

We call a serving tray a "dienblad" but as you can see in the word, we use an a, and not an e. So it will come out as a "Blat" where the a is the same as in the English word 'ask'

Die Rus bedoelt zeker ‘zoeken’ en ‘biljet’ ?

@nimmen

3 жыл бұрын

Denk het ook ja. Zoeken klinkt als сука (soeka). Biljet klinkt als блять (bljat).

Is was thinking about that in dutch we have the word / "Die" wich means: That But in English Die means yk😂😭

@Digalog

4 жыл бұрын

In dutch we pronounce die as in english would pronounce deè. english pronounce die as we would say dij

@CaptainJellyBS

4 жыл бұрын

@@Digalog Which I just realized is also a Dutch word lmao

also in English there is word called FACT, example: "as a matter of fact, it was sent" clearly sounds like f*ck LOL

Moe & koe Vietnam 🤣🤣

Okay daar komt ‘ie. 0:30 Ik moet vaak pissen. Nou, die toon is gezet. 🤗😁🇳🇱😇😘

02:05 damn lot of hair on that arm

@richelleroemer3053

3 жыл бұрын

ben je van dutch ik well

@oliverdegroot7378

3 жыл бұрын

@@richelleroemer3053 jatoch makker

@richelleroemer3053

3 жыл бұрын

@@oliverdegroot7378 je praat dutch

Wow

@youssef5959

4 жыл бұрын

Hello, how are you

Klas Vaak 🤪👍

Does anyone know alessandro's insta? Totally asking for a friend haha

This was hilarious indeed when you 1st get to Holland there's alot of this which makes it fun and if you want to make Dutch people laugh try pronounce their words. For some reason they tell me I pronounce things like I am German. Don't worry your bikes are safe from me;-)

Sommige lijken op nederlandse youtubers xD

Ahh yes, the Russian huey, is pronounced like we say goei. Very nice. It means dick.

De koe is moe..

Provo cazzi 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wonen ze nu allemaal in nederland of was het tijdelijk

@m.wolters9576

4 жыл бұрын

Is dat belangrijk voor deze video?

@ish5361

4 жыл бұрын

Monique Wolters Oh dus vragen stellen mag niet?

Arbeidsongeschiktheid *G E K O L O N I S E E R D* makkers

Russian dude: my favorite so far is fak

@Pfirtzer

3 жыл бұрын

That word is favorite all around the world with guys/.

Blad

first

Best overdreven, doe even volwassen

@CaptainCrankyBeard

4 жыл бұрын

zegt de man die dit soort achterlijke shit schrijft veilig vanachter zijn mobieltje/laptop.. you grow up.

@bjorns.9887

4 жыл бұрын

Ok? Ik zou het ook gewoon zeggen als iemand in het echt voor mijn neus met zo'n dingen afkomt hoor. Ik spreek zelf meerdere talen en het gebeurt nou eenmaal dat er "grappige" woorden tussen zitten. Dank u in het Nederlands klinkt bijvoorbeeld als dans (le) cul in het Frans, wat dus basically "in de kont" betekent. Het is gewoon een beetje kinderachtig om hier te veel aandacht aan te geven, daarom vond ik dit filmpje misschien wat overdreven. Sorry dat ik je gevoelens gekwetst heb meneer of mevrouw de internetkrijger? 🤨

@daanvw9479

4 жыл бұрын

piet jankbal

@bjorns.9887

4 жыл бұрын

@@daanvw9479 jij toch ook nu 😛

@hendrik.haverkamp

4 жыл бұрын

@@bjorns.9887 Ratje ben je

de koe is moe! rare eh? is a trans.... :)