Needless language....won't be back.

@SalemTechsperts

4 ай бұрын

Mans been traumatized by mothers box

@sillydishes

4 ай бұрын

lol

@theinventorofsex4959

4 ай бұрын

@@SalemTechspertslmao

@techtonik25

4 ай бұрын

If humor is "needless language" then a large part of language itself is probably needless 😅

@diraltmcallister3523

4 ай бұрын

Needless comment! Glad you won't be.

"Its built for production, not reproduction" ~ The greatest technician that ever lived

@hibernationgaming

4 ай бұрын

This needs to go on a Tshirt

@aka_3elwa

4 ай бұрын

@@hibernationgaming fr 😭🤣💀

@realmadduck2464

4 ай бұрын

​@@aka_3elwaI can make it for reproduction

@ranjitmandal1612

4 ай бұрын

😂

@realmadduck2464

4 ай бұрын

@@aka_3elwa does my comment just not send or do I just not see it??

We need a "The greatest technician that's ever lived" compilation

@SalemTechsperts

4 ай бұрын

I’d be willing to pay someone to make it 😂 that would be so time intensive

@corrvptedintl.2025

4 ай бұрын

I’ll do it

@SkillfulNick

4 ай бұрын

I’ll try

@RequestedCat

4 ай бұрын

​@@SalemTechspertsI'd do it for free lmfao.

@SkillfulNick

4 ай бұрын

I’m on it

Buy my merch to help pay for my future lung transplant

@CLXPZ_MATUSINIO

4 ай бұрын

My parents don't let me but that one shirt is funny

@AMGAMGAMG1

4 ай бұрын

my mom said sleep early

@Glasfrise

4 ай бұрын

​@@CLXPZ_MATUSINIOworst parents that ever lived

@lifz_peachy155

4 ай бұрын

I’m curious how you have all that knowledge, did you go to school or was everything more of a KZread, book and figure it out for a couple years?

@SidTheGeek

4 ай бұрын

Where do they keep their PC's with so much clogged dust... This PC is not even that ancient

"Crystal Dik Info" 💀

@Everknown482Gaming

4 ай бұрын

Haha

@smooth8094

4 ай бұрын

Thought I was the only one who heard it 😂

@Everknown482Gaming

4 ай бұрын

@@smooth8094 me too

@Gatz22

4 ай бұрын

​@@smooth8094😂 I thought I heard it wrong

@ranjitmandal1612

4 ай бұрын

😂

raining for eight months straight got me dying 😂

@SalemTechsperts

4 ай бұрын

It’s so depressing

@nottherealme9589

4 ай бұрын

​@SalemTechsperts FREEE PC GIVEAWAY!?!?

@exeticm4k

4 ай бұрын

​@@nottherealme9589never

@exeticm4k

4 ай бұрын

​@@SalemTechspertsuse it to get some sleep big boi Or else ur gonna be too tired to be *the greatest technician that's ever lived*

@pappermax

4 ай бұрын

Sounds like north Carolina

The greatest latch fondler that's ever lived.

Prometheus and bob was the coolest shit ever

@doobzilla92

4 ай бұрын

KaBlam! was a gem

@2088roxas

4 ай бұрын

I was hoping I wasn't the only one who remembered that show haha. Thanks guys. I miss Kablam!

@romonecrosby

4 ай бұрын

Prometheus and Bob for the win😂😂😂😂

@soarerska

4 ай бұрын

I was looking for the name to re watch that gem, I was not disappointed

@TheCostantinus

4 ай бұрын

The coolest shit that's ever lived

"Unrelated video" LMAO

@Rhameolution1

4 ай бұрын

Yeah that one really hit home for me. Every time I need to fix something, watch a video about something else but may be relevant

The Prometheus and Bob print unlocked a deep cache of childhood memories.

@ecompixel339

4 ай бұрын

I got an instant flashback of my childhood. Saturday nights on Nickelodeon back in the 90s.

@darthgiorgi4990

3 ай бұрын

Same. I had forgotten about it fr... Time really has no mercy...

"Crystal Dic* Info" my man is wilding

Wow thats the first time i saw a office computer with a actually decent cooling system.

@SalemTechsperts

4 ай бұрын

Yeah these workstations don't mess around

@shadowarez1337

13 күн бұрын

Wait till you see Puget *I am destroyer of Hedge Fund* computer's Systems ☠️

The greatest dust killer that's ever lived.

@nasilemak868

4 ай бұрын

*sucker

“Like my brain, it’s getting slower every day”

That last image was a golden kids show from the 90's

@szr8

4 ай бұрын

KABLAAAM! And to think of it, I wonder if this show helped inspire the likes of Robot Chicken, especially the way they used action figures using stop motion (especially the action league segments.)

@turningcog

4 ай бұрын

Prometheus and Bob

@bakaomi9366

4 ай бұрын

It's a show that shaped my humor in my adult hood

@waynemarsh7775

4 ай бұрын

​​@@szr8thank you!!! It appears your one of the only other ones that actually recall KABLAAAM! I've tried to describe it to others as robot chicken on Nickelodeon before robot chicken. 😂 Although I thought those two characters were from a Doug?!!!

@ChristinaOchoa-rv6nz

4 ай бұрын

Kablam..oh man memory unlocked this one did not have a name in my video bank. Just images

You're already the greatest technician that's ever lived but the fact that you made a reference to Prometheus and Bob makes you the GOAT

Sell the swamp gooch as limited time merch.

@SalemTechsperts

4 ай бұрын

I’m going to

@theunknownadmiral314

4 ай бұрын

@@SalemTechsperts Very yes. I'll take 18 container of freshly picked swamp gooch, with extra pubic hair please

@Kailova07

4 ай бұрын

It’s going to be that damn bath water all over again. Let’s freaking go!

@StrandedClone

4 ай бұрын

​@@SalemTechspertshey im new to computers why do you call dust that (apologies im a little daft)

@phillyphakename1255

4 ай бұрын

​@@StrandedClonegooch and some of the others are terms for the stuff that accumulates in your private parts when you don't shower for a few days. The combination of lint, sweat, bodily fluids, etc. Pretty disgusting stuff, just like what accumulates in the fan intakes of computers. Dusty dirty grossness. Again, this occurs when you don't give your computer a metaphorical shower for a couple ...years. The greatest technician that's ever lived likes to make these kinds of references in their videos. Be careful about using any of their vocabulary with others, it's often inappropriate references to bodily functions, not repair or computer specific terms.

For those who don't know, vacuuming is unsafe for electronics because it creates static electricity. He was just touching the case so it was okay but just remember: Don't suck, only blow!

@SirAxolotlXD

20 күн бұрын

💀

@grumpyhale821

14 күн бұрын

He is wearing [insulating] rubber gloves so is not touching the computer.

Shout out for Prometheus and Bob!!

Just realized he wears his "hazmat" suit backwards... 😂

@SalemTechsperts

4 ай бұрын

The story is I put it on backwards by accident and we rolled with it and it made it so much funnier 😂

The printed image, with cartoon characters, is from the “KaBlam!” TV cartoon series

I laughed so damn hard at his cloning station 😂.

I love the retro toon shoutout for Doug (the Al and Moo background) and the pic of Prometheus and Bob. Two of my favorite cartoons!

I always feel personally attacked in these videos

@SalemTechsperts

4 ай бұрын

That's my mission

The greatest cloner that ever lived

The fart sound effect was placed so perfectly 😭

being able to use a vacuum for the dust gotta b satisfying asf and disgusting asf

@SalemTechsperts

4 ай бұрын

Indeed, I’d much rather blow it outside but 🤷🏻‍♂️

@LilTachanka

4 ай бұрын

@@SalemTechsperts anyways wish me luck bouta buy a 3080 from amazon

@SalemTechsperts

4 ай бұрын

@@LilTachankaHow much?

@LilTachanka

4 ай бұрын

@@SalemTechsperts depends on if I get used or not, refurbished it's about 580(EVGA ftw3), or used for 440 but idk bout used. or a new 4070 for about the same

The nostagia i got from that picture 😌

The first time I predicted the moment when 'The Greatest Technician that's ever lived* will show up in the short😂

Greatest technician that's ever live

I love Prometheus and Bob at the end. Does anyone else remember that?

@szr8

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, kind of blew me away. Took me back to vintage Nickelodeon, especially the era of SNICK.

Ahhh when I see that 5820 I get good memories. We had about 300 of them but now they have been replaced by Mobile Precisions.

@SalemTechsperts

4 ай бұрын

They're so easy to work on, I love them. Interesting, how are those new ones working out?

Well it’s an unrelated vid , what help did you think it would render ? 😂 this man !

“Like your rent is being reallocated to only fans.” My brother in Christ, you did not have to call me out like that. Lol

'...size of this box rivals the size of your mother's...' . You've made my day.

Damm man the greatest technician that ever lived ❤❤❤

The greatest KZreadr that has ever lived

"Like my brain it is getting slower everyday" same buddy.. same

I was NOT expecting that Prometheus and Bob reference at the end, long forgotten core memory unlocked

the greatest technician the ever lived

It's good to know that you work with normal tools like Crystaldiskmark and Minitool Partition Wizard too

@SalemTechsperts

4 ай бұрын

My skills are that of a mere mortal

We need the increasing distortion of "The greatest technician that's ever lived" back

The greatest chipmunk that has ever lived wants to say 👍 for including a sample of his voice in this video.

You think your brain is getting slower every day, I alone am the reason shampoo bottles have instructions :)

@SalemTechsperts

4 ай бұрын

Holy shit is that The One And Only Lettuce??

@TheOneAndOnlyLettuce

4 ай бұрын

Yes, and nice to meet ya The Second Greatest Dell Technician That’s Ever Lived.

I hope you gave him an SSD. Windows on a HDD boot drive these days is almost unusable.

@SalemTechsperts

4 ай бұрын

Of course I did, I never replace an HDD with an HDD unless either the customer demands it for some deranged reason, or it's a massive drive used for storage

It's been raining for months in Maine to 😂

YOOOOOOOO!!!!! The picture of Prometheus and Bob unlocked a memory that long since been dormant!

The mother jokes never get old😂😂

The greatest failure in Precision design known to man. That model won’t even stay powered on with the side panel off because of Dells proprietary BS.

@SalemTechsperts

4 ай бұрын

Yeah it screamed at me and powered down when I opened it while it was on 😂

@7techno77

4 ай бұрын

I ran dell diagnostics once and left the room and freaked out thinking some building alarm was going off

@cygmarx

4 ай бұрын

I feel better hating this POS now, thanks bois. 🤣

@szr8

4 ай бұрын

IIRC correctly, there is a switch that it activates when closed that can be removed from the motherboard and replaced with a jumper, if I am thinking of the right model.

@cygmarx

4 ай бұрын

nope, cannot remove the chassis intrusion without the server freaking the F out. Absolute design failure.

i really love those dell pcs they are so easy to open up, and satisfying to do so

Bro, I wasn't ready for the box joke, i swiped past, broke down in laughter, and had to come back for the rest.

that last frame of alien and caveman threw me back into childhood like some flashback

You leave my eyes wide open with tears just by your sentences

This song gets stuck in my head every time I watch your videos.

I haven't seen such a high-quality and funny short in a long time.

Prometheus and Bob made me happy. You as well are a man of culture.

I have a Dell Inspiron 530 that my dad had since before I was born. It was always so loud and I opened it up recently just to see a bunch of ball powder all over. Vacuumed and blew it all out and it’s basically silent. Just gotta replace the HDD with an SSD and it’s perfect. Already runs perfectly fine with Windows XP but it’s a bit slow running Linux Mint XFCE.

I'm so happy to see that picture of Prometheus and Bob at the end hahahahah xD thanks for the nostalgia!

Okay, that took me on a half hour chase to properly remember I watched Prometheus and Bob as a young kid 😂

Mhh yes I love that release of minitool partition wizard very usefull

I lover you videos man, you dont leave anything out, small honest mistakes like the PSU switch and the case lock makes your videos way better when you're self proclaiming The Greatest Technician Thats Ever Lived 😎

this dudes computer puns are out of this world dude

"but unfortunately it's been raining for eight months straight." Man, I love the northeastern part of Massachusetts.

Wasn't expecting that Prometheus and Bob pic at the end. But damn does that bring me back

That last frame unearthed some truly horrific childhood memories

The Dell Precision series is one of the best ever made imo. Ingenious engineering around every corner. Also Dell makes all of their service manuals public so you don't need to watch unrelated KZread videos.

I’ve been working with these for 2 years and I’m NOW SEEING THE LOCK BUTTON! thankyouthismakesiteasier

"like my brain, it is getting slower everyday" same man

That prometheus and Bob picture did not go unnoticed.

I swear this guy has the best mom jokes. 😂

Holy shit, the Prometheus and Bob picture reached DEEP into brain. I forgot it even existed. Man, I loved KaBlam! so much.

And that last frame *childhood memory remembered* holy crap damn i'm old as fuck!

The exactly moment that he opened that my video started to load

Thank you for being transparent about experts still needing unrelated videos and having high tech cloning stations

Prometheus and Bob cameo just made this video win the internets

I love your videos. They are so funny ❤

Prometheus and Bob rocked growing up. I saw the picture.

The aliens pic at the end unlocked a core memory

Never thought id ever see Prometheus and Bob ever again.

Your videos are knowledgeable and funny and I always laugh when I see you video 😂

THE POWER SUPLY BEING NOT TURN ON IS CLASSIC NGL XD

Bro Prometheus and Bob?! I love them 😂

That on switch always gets out heart dropping for a second

I love the alien and caveman. They were my favorite skits on that show.

Nice! I have the same work PC. Good to know where to start when it begins to slow down 😊

The good ole DISM, SFC, and checkdsk treatment. Make sure you take it out to dinner first next time.

My company have several workstation of this unit, without having a clue, that front panel is a lego level treat to open.

That random picture of The Prometheus and Bob instantly took me back to classic mid-90s Nickelodeon. Wow.

Prometheus and bob! Loved that show

Damn, did I just see the fkin Sleech brothers on that background?? Further confirmation that Doug was a banger of a show. Shout out to Quailman.

I watch these videos so I can hear *the greatest technician that's ever lived* once again😂

A nice Prometheus and Bob cameo at the end

“Though this box rivals that of your mothers”. Perfect

The vibe is all i need

jesus being in the same room as that computer in the state it was, it would probably finish my shitty lungs

An experienced tech who has no problem doing research for their repairs is a legendary technician.

The new humor is better than just your mother all the time, thank you :)

I genuinely love dells strange and over-engineered office PCs, they always have the weirdes latchest and compartments

"The ol' clone bone" is amazing, I love it

"It's been raining for 8 months straight" Me: Ah, yes, a fellow Pacific North Westerner

@SalemTechsperts

3 ай бұрын

Atlantic North Easterner but same

@insertchannel666

3 ай бұрын

@@SalemTechsperts Oh shit? So y'all be getting the same hella depressing weather, at least we ain't alone