"neither pubes nor dust, nor skeet nor hair shall keep the greatest technician that's ever lived from doing repair" -The Greatest Technician That's Ever Lived

@DewyDawg

4 ай бұрын

YOU HAVE MY PROFILE PICTURE WTF

@DoomMarine64

4 ай бұрын

@@DewyDawg technically, I own this art sooo you stole my pfp

@Yacyz

4 ай бұрын

GOODNESS

@DewyDawg

4 ай бұрын

@@DoomMarine64Blud I just went to google and searched up Doomslayer art

@DoomMarine64

4 ай бұрын

@@DewyDawg I literally made that art and released it on social media BLUD

The Greatest Advocate of Computer Hygiene That's Ever Lived

@andersonlopes2009

4 ай бұрын

The greatest laptop that's ever lived

@hurrdurrburr

4 ай бұрын

Up you go

@Random_PersonOfficial

3 ай бұрын

hey that's offending

@Neptunesalad12

2 ай бұрын

Yes

That battery needed a new computer

@latias6745

4 ай бұрын

And a new owner.

@user-iy5ww2hj4p

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

I don't even care about computer stuff anymore. I just come for the vibes and humor.

@SalemTechsperts

4 ай бұрын

Same tbh

@rachmatzulfiqar

4 ай бұрын

*you mean "pubes and tumour" because that's all he gets after handling those biohazard laptops

@Sphynx93rkn

4 ай бұрын

​@@SalemTechspertsSo you like your own humour sense? But you know what, self loving is the best thing one can do. ☺️☺️

@alexz1189

4 ай бұрын

​@@SalemTechspertsBro, your voice is awesome af, don't know if that's your actual voice or you're using some sort of voice synthesizer but I could listen to you all day.

@user-sg8fg3tm9q

4 ай бұрын

@@SalemTechsperts your videos are very funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The fact that people have their computers in these conditions...you will never be out of a job.

@ownedmaxer607

4 ай бұрын

But he will run out of filters for the gas mask he needs to use.

@gonedoneggonedoneg9863

4 ай бұрын

No chance to RETIRE even If u will be over89 years of age...

@Kazuma1478

4 ай бұрын

Right, I personally, open up my laptop and ps4 every once a while to clean and keep them running smooth, is an easy thing to do, idk how people let their electronics get to this level of nasty

@enteoz1694

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, also many laptops have boards that are difficult to clean properly.

@mr.commonsense6645

2 ай бұрын

​@@Kazuma1478 the average Joe can't and don't have the balls to do it

As an IT Student I thought I was going to watch The Greatest Technician that ever lived doing his magic... turns out it was a horror show of the Lint pube monster.

"Killing Lupe in the process" It's the most funny moment i ever seen.

@SalemTechsperts

4 ай бұрын

I wish he lived to read this comment

@Neptunesalad12

4 ай бұрын

​@@SalemTechspertshe got put on a t shirt

I was so insulted by the toothbrush cobweb joke I paused the video and brushed my teeth.

@SalemTechsperts

4 ай бұрын

My videos are the best motivation for computer and self hygiene

The word of the year goes to "Macbookkaked"

Andy is gonna be the next patient zero breathing in all that swamp gooch.

@SalemTechsperts

4 ай бұрын

How do you think I got my skills?

@curlyfries3232

4 ай бұрын

@@SalemTechspertsby massaging with your tiny raccoon like fingers

@theadamantitewaffle

4 ай бұрын

how long is the incubation time?@@SalemTechsperts

@hungrymusicwolf

4 ай бұрын

@@SalemTechspertsCompute-pube induced transformation, so now you are a hero called spid-, excuse me, "computer-pube-man"!

@halphantom2274

4 ай бұрын

The hero origin story of the greatest technician that's ever lived. Was once bitten by a radioactive contaminated laptop from a nuclear power plant. How do you think he got those tiny racoon like fingers? Also he's immune to swamp gooch for life now. lol Someone call Marvel for a new blockbuster!

Wow, this dude's shop should be a biohazard with these computers.

@jcfawerd

Ай бұрын

I worked in a computer shop and I have seen cockroaches living inside the case, still alive

That computer needs a shave goddamn

@SalemTechsperts

4 ай бұрын

They grow up so fast 🥹

Man he truly is “The Greatest Technician That’s Ever Lived” I’ve shown his channel to all my friends, even the ones who don’t like tech and they find you hilarious. Keep on making great content we love your channel!

When the dog has to move from living in your laptop, to living in the walls 💀

I've already watched most (if not all) of these shorts, but they were still as funny and entertaining as they were the first time. Truly the Greatest Technician That's Ever Lived.

“This Lenovo yoga” and it looks like the user did yoga on the laptop💀

I really love how every short has its own theme. From Malboro to Alien Spaceship. Keep the creativity up !

Salem Techsperts: Roasting you, you're hygiene, your computer's hygiene, you're computer's manufacturer, your extended family, and your taste in cars since 1296.

computers get filled with dust so often it's surprising when you see a repair without cleaning needed

Having watched all of these in shorts and now still able to watch this all over again without skipping a sec. My life is The Greatest Technician That's Ever Lived's now

@SalemTechsperts

4 ай бұрын

❤️

I am looking forward to my laptop having to be cleaned by a repairman in a few years. The poor guy is going to have to channel his inner "Greatest Technician That Has Ever Lived" to get out.

"They did not mention the dog lives inside the laptop" 💀

Every laptop deserves an owner but not every owner deserves a laptop

I found your channel from various Facebook short videos! Love your content and can totally relate!

"use your laptop on a bed and your GPU will soon be dead" had me laughing 😅😂

Yall americans need a federal funded nation-wide seminar on pc cleanliness. My pc doesnt have 1/100th of this hair and i have a cat, dog, 2 betta and 17 goldfishes. Gat damn! Thank u TGTTEL!!!

@smallbutdeadly931

4 ай бұрын

Those 17 goldfishes really do be a large cleaning factor

@halphantom2274

4 ай бұрын

@@smallbutdeadly931, who knows, where the water for the liquid cooling comes from?

@Smeghead76

4 ай бұрын

@@halphantom2274 That sounds like an Art Deco cooling installation...

@memovilmx6239

4 ай бұрын

No hair. But what about some scales

That "Killing Lupe in the process" always make me laugh

@guaiqueritech

4 ай бұрын

“No Lupes were harmed in the making of this video”

@davidoktavian2066

4 ай бұрын

@@guaiqueritech lol

@cjvs1604

3 ай бұрын

You're laughing. Lupe's dead, and you're laughing!

"the customer mentioned they had a dog. they did not mention the dog lives inside the laptop" lol

Amazing compilation,thank you!

The Greatest Technician Thats Ever Lived has dusted out more alien spaceships from the planet of Lint than anyone has ever found proof of living Aliens

Truly greatest computer janitorial expert that’s ever lived

Bro 845k subs . I remeber watching your shorts when it was 57k Man can't wait for 1 million crazy stuff

Preemptively congratulating you on 1M now, you deserve it dude :)

Wont lie youre so entertaining to watch and ur stuff is actually useful too!! Definitely cant wait for more vids :p

That was disgusting. You sir have earned a subscription

I've seen these all and now I'm gonna watch em again. My life is rich and full of color.

After my first tower tanked because it was small, compact and completely opaque- I have only bought massive cases with clear sides going forward. I like to see the accumulation of gooch.

I love the videos. You're an inspiration.

"The Greatest Technician That's Ever Lived" is the reason I subscribed for you :3

The funniest technician that's ever lived

*The greatest technician that's ever lived* makes my day, Salem.

I have to give you kudos for having such a sense of humor whereas I would've been horrified. And I used to work in IT for years!

@SalemTechsperts

4 ай бұрын

It’s how I deal with being burned out

Hey, Just wanted to say thanks for having an Amazon Affiliate store thing as I've been trying to find a fucking half decent air duster. I've been doing work on my own computers for a long while and have built computers for others before, as mad as it may seem despite seeing the biohazards contained within your videos they've gotten me to start working in my local area on computer repair. Fixed up an Old Toshiba with a new 2.5" SSD and some more Ram, I miss how those old laptops were built man. Removed Norton and other Bloatware that a "Previous repair man" had installed which made me feel a lot less bad about my skills. Also your Free advice link is funny, love it.

@RichardJamesMendoza

4 ай бұрын

I actually might buy one of the listings there, considering the downright shady listings here locally.

Man I love your content you’re awesome

The greatest compilation maker that's ever lived

been waiting for my free weekly roast thank you The greatest technician that’s ever lived

The fact you left some stardust and space pewbs for the last guy is awesome

You know you made us happy with this

Macbookkaked! That one just about floored me. Thanks for the laugh.

I love ur content man

The Greatest Video Compilation That's Ever Been.

Your Videos Are the best 😂🔥🔥

Idk why but this dude is so funny and the roasts are great

Thanks KZread algorythms for suggesting your channel. I never thought computer repairs could be such a meme goldmine XD

I work in tech support and you have no idea how your videos have give. Me a new perspective at my workplace. Now I just be narrating to myself during an otherwise boring day😂😂😂

The Greatest Content Creator That's Ever Lived

I just come for "The greatest technician that's ever lived" (and the content ofc but mostly that)

Dude that last one. Good lord.

Im proud to say I’ve watched all of these videos. Side note, why not use a vacuum to help clean out some of the ball dust?

@SalemTechsperts

4 ай бұрын

I use a handheld vac for the removed heatsink if the gooch is loose enough, but if it's sticky and won't come off I need to take it outside and blow it out.

@curlyfries3232

4 ай бұрын

@@SalemTechspertswhere the EPA subsequently shows up

You are not just The Greatest Technician that's ever lived but also The Greatest Comedian in this field

"i document the size of this organism for history's sake" had me wheezing.

I love your jokes! great channel!!! keep it up!!

@SalemTechsperts

3 ай бұрын

Thank you! Will do!

That Garry joke was so surprising lmao caught me off guard 🤣🤣

We may require more Compilations...

Wow this is actually crazy...I love my PC that I built and I literally hand clean the inside, and out once or twice a week when I'm bored

'from a guinea pig to your little brother' Bro is savage to little brothers💀💀💀💀

ur too funny! LOL! but alas, these laptops that you work on, do need their moment to re-shine

I really love your videos please make long videos love from Pakistan

The best one is when he put back the lid of the PC, he put it upside down like me when screwing back my laptop and found that I put wrong screws all over the place. This is hilarious yet easily mistaken even on pros, we always doing that without realizing it 🤣🤣🤣

Fighting the ghost of emphysema’s past has me rolling

I recently clean Acer nitro 5 and your video help me to figure out why it is shut downing automatically

All hail the Greatest Technician That's ever lived!🙌🌟

Yes sir you have a new subscriber👍

System and hardware horrors hosted by "The greatest technician that's ever lived" with raccoon fingers

@2049571

4 ай бұрын

TINY Raccoon-like fingers.

THE GREATEST TECHNICIAN THAT’S EVER LIVED 🗣️🔥

I've seen all of these twice now 😊

Sir. Just so you know. You singlehandedly made me want to clean my laptop for sole reason for it to *not* be on this compilation. Then I got scared by a damn cable I have to disconnect to access the fans. Mission failed.

I once got a computer in the shop, which happens to be my garage, and found out a day later an entire colony of bedbugs were living inside....that might be why its not powering on? You think? Probably the most grossed out and repulsed I have ever been in my entire life. And that was just the beginning. After setting fire to the laptop, I spent the next 6 weeks trying to get those little bloodsuckers out of my house. What a nightmare. I will never for the rest of my life forget the smell of that musky laptop.

People who just leaves their devices like this says alot about their hygiene. ☠️💀

Don't you know it's not good for the dog or the computers for them to live in it

This video has truly shocked me!

watching this has made my lungs decide I've inhaled half a desert's worth of dust

"Oh God it won't let go" 😂

Thank you for your service

@SalemTechsperts

4 ай бұрын

🫡

I didn't expect the "macbookaked" punchline, had to pause the video to laugh my ass off untill i finally calmed down

computer technician here. if I open your machine and I get hit with a waft of cigarette or vape dust, you're getting an extra half hour of labour on the invoice. stop smoking at your damn desks!

Saw my share of dust these past two years I did repairs but this. This scares me.

i love at your youtube channel ❤

"My gloves haven't been this dusty since I was elbow deep in your- GRANDMA always told me" I've never seen a cut this perfect

THE GREATEST TECHNICIAN THATS EVER LIVED

With these videos the custumers can't even complain the clean was too expensive.

*The Greatest Cancer Storms That Ever Lived.*

I can imagine some of these laptop owners would be angry cuz they were leaving it dirty on purpose, cuz that's the only way i imagine it could get this bad

The GreAteSt techniCiAN tHat EvER love this guy😂😂😂

"The Dirtiest Computers that's ever lived" -A Wise Nissan Ultima

That Laptop got dawg in him

Your videos make me want to drive to your shop and drop off my laptop for a cleaning 😅

The greatest technician that’s ever lived

Oh god I hope the swamp goch ain't a part of the roast

Hate them computers looks like Shrek left them in his swamp for 69 years