Dumb things we've done while high - GOONS #70
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It's ironic how McNasty talks about getting better at showing up to the podcast on time yet they upload 2 days late? I love you BOIS!!!!!
@metalben005
2 жыл бұрын
Hey at least is wasn't a week
@tjailinht9412
2 жыл бұрын
Just be great full that they actually posted one this week/
@gunghoe3230
2 жыл бұрын
@@metalben005 Fr they’ve been doing pretty good lately
@ranfericifuentes9505
2 жыл бұрын
At least they didn’t decide to go off the radar for 3wks
@benhull9296
2 жыл бұрын
Better than a month
43:15 literally this morning, I had a dream where my old high school system got wiped and even though we graduated 7 years ago, we had to repeat senior year. I was in a bus and for some reason with my fiancée and her mother. I remember having a convo with my old friends and my fiancée's mom got up, went to the front of the bus, (that was going easily 50MPH) leaned to the bus driver, said something, opened the door and walked out. She didn't fall or ragdolled or anything, she just touch the ground and walked like normal... AT 50MPH!!! I was so hoodwinked and perplexed that I woke up laughing
@leechion2933
2 жыл бұрын
I just had a dream a couple days ago where my boyfriend tried to mail himself across the US and died trying to get to me after getting lost in LA. I brought him back to life somehow and we both then started to argue about something completely different.
@eoc811
2 жыл бұрын
@@leechion2933 lol
@ooof2045
2 жыл бұрын
w
@wxbrainiac
2 жыл бұрын
All those goon videos you had to watch gave you brain damage or something
@manks5491
2 жыл бұрын
hoodwinked
Yumi has become the backup Goon who’s on call when an actual Goon has gone AWOL.
4th
@delixmariner9138
2 жыл бұрын
Forfh
@Ethan_721
2 жыл бұрын
4orf
@uncleboobs625
5 ай бұрын
forf
*Blarg half asleep typing about his dreams* *his girlfriend wakes up* “Who are you texting?” Blarg, “I purred on Cooper in dressing room shower”
I absolutely love how when the Goons hit episode 101 of the podcast, they'll probably be all; 'How the fuck have we done over 100 of these already? How?!'. Keep on going fellas. Always happy see the podcast pop up in the sub box!
@dittoexceptshiny
2 жыл бұрын
@Atom you are an actual spam bot
@PryfticsOpp
2 жыл бұрын
Isnt it 70?
@MonkeMan2.0
2 жыл бұрын
@Atom get out
@bubbagc859
Жыл бұрын
101 is the most goons podcast ever…you predicted the future to a T
@RexBebopHD
Жыл бұрын
@@bubbagc859 That's when you know you've been watching these apes for so long that you can tell what they're gonna act like in the future. 'Season 2 sucks! We fell off when the merch dropped!' LOL.
Perfect podcast to watch while making a rib-eye from human flesh
@Thwipy
2 жыл бұрын
Bro on a watchlist now
@AirsoftElite101
2 жыл бұрын
True follower. #heartstheshitouttathis
@connorcombs3691
2 жыл бұрын
@@the_ogre_lord5654 bro trynna summon the dark brotherhood
@gator124
2 жыл бұрын
Same!!!
@laboskie349
2 жыл бұрын
#Relatable
FINALLY A GOONS PODCAST I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIEEEE
@mattwhaley1865
2 жыл бұрын
Still going to happen but at least you can enjoy another goons podcast before you croak
@damondegrave1346
2 жыл бұрын
Sameeeeeeee
@KannaKamui420
2 жыл бұрын
Ok calm down
@AirsoftElite101
2 жыл бұрын
Calm down. We all thought the same. Lmfao
@certified_cact
2 жыл бұрын
@@KannaKamui420 YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THR HEROIN HIGH WE GET FROM THESE, I’M GONNA OVERDOSE
I think something y’all would benefit when Grizzy, Yumi or any future guest are on the podcast would be to update the background and have Easter eggs of em. For instance an bear statue or a strawberry smoothie or something since they are the most recurring members/guests. And for others have like bobble heads on the table that anyone can take over at any time. Love ya deuces
Yumi should join the Goons. He fits in so well with the guys
@etymology4634
2 жыл бұрын
@Julie Miller "darksouls thing" xD
@jacaanthony
2 жыл бұрын
@@etymology4634 that's pretty much what it is elden ring collab would be better tho
@floundrrpoundrr2456
2 жыл бұрын
I think he might still be part of SSG with COB, Tux, Roy, and Evan. I could be totally wrong though, I haven't really kept up with Nonsense for quite some time.
@Pelon278
Жыл бұрын
But he’s with the group chat 💬 :(
@fadedgabe791
Жыл бұрын
Yumi is the only one worse than mcnasty
This is the best podcast to drive through a daycare to
@davidjamesmagtibay6065
2 жыл бұрын
Uhhmm.. through a daycare?
@bobsterr6144
2 жыл бұрын
@@davidjamesmagtibay6065 mmmmmm fresh children
@xX3R0x_999
Жыл бұрын
@@bobsterr6144 minecraft youtuber funny moment
@YEETUSDAFEETUS
Жыл бұрын
@@davidjamesmagtibay6065absolutely survival of the fittest
You do not know how much I needed this to improve my day, I LOVE YOU GUYS ♥️
@MonkeMan2.0
2 жыл бұрын
@Atom bro no one cares about your stupid promotion on the goons channel
Topic: If y’all had the skills to make a game, it can be for each goon or it can be all 4 working together, doesn’t matter. What genre of game would it be and what type of game would it be? Examples of Genre would be comedic, action, psychological, or horror. Examples of types of game(s) would be FPS, RPG, MMO, Platformer and so on. You can go off the table from here, these are just examples.
@ZenaBox
2 жыл бұрын
Def an RPG, its a perfect dynamic 4
@owenkendall4764
2 жыл бұрын
I think they already did something like that
@ZenaBox
2 жыл бұрын
@@owenkendall4764 they talked about it but it was off topic
I think that Doo was the only person that hadn’t missed one til this one. Soup missed one of the earlier ones and McNasty has missed one in I think either the 40s or 50s.
@yairshids
2 жыл бұрын
Dooo missed the second shameless podcast I think. The one with racc
@NutZach830
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah Soup missed one. Think it was like episode 7
@mant8934
2 жыл бұрын
blarg's missed like 5 lmao
@simcard9235
2 жыл бұрын
McNasty has been on the most podcasts
@kinglolipop1908
2 жыл бұрын
i think we think the same
i've done what blarg does, but it's actually coherent and one of those notes was about this podcast having an episode about a really good milkshake but the milkshake was worchestershire sauce and jelly beans it has only gone downhill since had that dream
These podcasts help so much on my 3 mile round trip walk to work every day. Snow, rain, and sun. Goons there to distract from the stuff that su cks
@Shadow0fd3ath24
2 жыл бұрын
Damn you need an electric scooter. The Hiboy s2 model is like $280 and would make it SOOO much more enjoyable to go to work, and can fit under a desk or almost anywhere. I couldnt imagine walking that far just to get to work every day!!! thats terrible
@blaisegrott3824
2 жыл бұрын
@@Shadow0fd3ath24 I live on the third floor so I don't have an easy way to store it or I would. I lost my car due to my own bad choices. So I am also kinda just paying for my choices haha and I need the exercise honestly
when they were talking about the sleep segment, it reminded me of something when I wake up, I find myself biting my tongue, not enough to damage it...but it hurts 43:16 I woke up scratching my bed because I was dreaming that I was scratching a dog's chest
Much love you guys!!! This was perfect timing I was craving a podcast today
I got a story time that I believe you guys would love. So at my school we have a few special needs kids that have their own teachers, one of the kids name is ammo, he’s a really fat kid (with I believe downs) that’s probably at least 400lbs. A few years ago when I was in grade 9 ammo suddenly snapped and started punching people and threw one of the special needs teacher (who was probably 60+ years old) into a wall making her go to the hospital and hit one of my friends making her get stitches, and just a few months ago he snapped again and he put his arms above his head in an X and charged like a bull init the same teacher pushing her into wall and the paramedics had to come and the police came and had to tackle this 400lbs special needs kid and put him into a police car, of course he didn’t get in trouble because he’s a special needs kid but he didn’t come to school for a week or so. Because of this and some of my friends being on the football team I made the joke that ammo should be on the football team even bringing up “what he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in execution” and that we should put a cookie on a fishing rod to make him run. And a few days later another special Ed kid who’s this like 4 foot girl got tackled by the police because she tried killing someone and had drugs on her. I know this sounds fake but I’m being 100% honest this is not a joke my schools weird (it’s Canadian that’s probably why)
@plasmaeskamite7507
2 жыл бұрын
How did you write this in a min? Bru
@lordheadass7691
2 жыл бұрын
@@plasmaeskamite7507 I’ve copied and pasted this like 10 times on the previous episodes trying to get this on the podcast
@Chiller67
2 жыл бұрын
I’m not reading it all
@nobodyspeical5450
2 жыл бұрын
@@plasmaeskamite7507 cringe right?
@nobodyspeical5450
2 жыл бұрын
@@lordheadass7691 desperate much?
Yumi should become a goons member, him and soup make the funniest content.
@mildlyconfuzed
2 жыл бұрын
He’s a good Substitute Teacher though
My lucid dreams feel like they last days, shit gets annoying because I can't wake myself up.
I work while i listen to you guys, its a huge motivational boost for some reason, please never stop doing this podcast. I don’t think anyone cares about topics we just want to listen to you guys
sleepwalking story: My dad told me that he woke up to use the bathroom or something and saw me standing in the middle of the kitchen. He starts asking me what I'm doing and I start speaking gibberish and then put my phone in the microwave and as I'm about to turn it on, he stops me, takes the phone, and I immediately start the microwave with nothing in it. So yeah, if the timing was off by just 30 seconds who knows what would have happened.
I don't know if this is gonna be weird or not but I've gotten the habit of falling asleep while listening to videos as a background noise, and somehow Goons, while being entertaining as shit, is starting to have this Pavlovian effect on me where whenever I listen to a podcast, I start getting drowsy. Both a blessing for sleeping and a curse when I just want to listen to a podcast
@zavieryazzie9710
2 жыл бұрын
I just realized I’ve been doing the same thing
My first podcast from the goons. I have a lot to catch up on but hearing these guys come together and just fuck off talking random shit is so amazing.
Yes these always make up my day keeps me going when I workout
29:45 when I bought my house, the people who sold the house were moving from WA to Florida. They refurbished the house a year maybe two years prior to deciding to move. with the paperwork of sell being pushed back and the one of the sellers having a set date to start his new job in Florida, they had to leave in a hurry and they left us pretty much a furnished house, they left us 4k flat screens, all the living room furniture, and a whole bunch of other things that would just be cheaper to buy once they got to Florida.
A late episode but worth the wait and we got our strawberry boi yumi here
Can’t even lie I used to be like old McNasty. A shitter who didn’t give a fuck about anyone or anything but me. You niggas really helped me with the podcasts and the vids and everything. Thanks for making me a better person and keep up the content. Love you guys
The work listener vibe be true, I'm always listening to you guys at work. Also, Soup, would you ever do a full us tour with Slackjaw if the opportunity arose?
I love these guys so much, please drop merch already
@happyholykid6951
2 жыл бұрын
I think they have merch because doo wear goons hoodie in his new video
Not sure if you guys have done it already but I'd love to hear you guys talk about your all time favorite guitar solos
supper fun episode guys, I totally did not fall asleep in the middle of this
YES! I’ve been waiting for this episode topic forever
Y’all are the best keep up the good work
love the podcast keep it up guys
Keep going boys ,me and my buds fucken love you guys because it’s like listening to another version of us
3 minutes in and I already spit water all over my monitor. Thanks y'all.
I was scared y’all were gonna miss a week completely 😭
I listened to this every night and go to sleep listening to eat for the past days and it awesome I just fall asleep laughing
Absolutely loving the consistant uploads
Waking up laughing from a dream is seriously one of my favorite things, it's always some weird stuff that causes it
Podcast episode 70! Hell yeah!
@emoninja9778
2 жыл бұрын
@@jacaanthony It’s really old, friend’s gave it to me as a nickname in mid school considering I was, well, sneaky and emotional👍
ive woken up laughing before puts you in a good mood for the rest of the day
I legit just sat down in the movies to watch uncharted and you upload this now
You guys are doing great. I watch when I’m bored at home and you make it funny as crap and not so boring 🍃🔥💨😂😂
The germex hand sanitizer portion reminded me of one of the worst experiences I've faced throughout school. In 6th grade I went to a 6-12 school and some of the high schoolers on the schoolbus offered me one of those hostess donettes glazed donuts but they had soaked it in rubbing alcohol.
I needed this
The moving company estimate sounds about right I've worked doing moving for a long time and there's a decent bit of expenses especially with truck rentals and workers/drivers plus they pay for hotel and food for the driver and any workers who go with as well along with still needing to profit. But yeah if you have friends that can help you do it yourself then the smart idea is to use your own truck. You can even hire a moving company to load your truck for you then drive it yourself and pay another company to unload it and save money that way. Good luck on the move though it's definitely stressful!
That intro is so great I love it everytime
Adding to the working listener lore. This podcast makes Delivering for fed ex very relaxing.
Just watched the tash taste dream episode this week and coincidentally on the same day goons upload an episode with a long segment about dreams.
40:00 A few days ago I slept in health class and was overly aware of everything around me even though I was asleep. For example someone was talking about a banquet on the outside and on the inside I had a piece of paper on my desk with the exact date, time and classroom of where it would take place. The crazy thing is turned out I was so overly aware that I was able to sense something happening or something going to happen before it does among my friends because for some reason some really stupid drama went down at the time that I'm glad I wasn't apart of but I felt it almost, sensed it as if I had Spider-Mans spidey sense to the point I didn't even need an explanation of anything that was happening. When I told them about it they did agree what would happen wouldn't be too farfetched but is kind of weird I dreamt of it in a overly aware state of mind and that it was weird I was in a hyper-aware state of mind anyway. 1 to 2 days later my dream prediction was right and nearly everything went down exactly how my dream told me and since then I've just been tweaking out and lowkey fearing the next time my "Spidey-sense" goes off again. Has anyone else ever experienced a situation like or similar to this? Been on edge ever since
@jwvprzr5532
Жыл бұрын
I've had something similar happen only once and it still fucks with my mind: I was at school, first year of high school (don't know the american equivalent) and I was slepping during a chemistry lesson about ppe's and I saw this one frame from almost a year later: it was like a screenshot of a class where in front of me was sitting this huge guy, around six feet tall and with long hair, describe it to my friend who was sitting in front of me and he just laughs. Jump cut to the secon year of high school and I meet the guy I described, the guy I described the "screenshot" to was now sitting behind me (in my school we used to change places every 4 months or so) and I don't remember his reaction but still to this day I feel like a schizo because everyone I've ever told this to just straight up ignores it
@XertiqWasTaken
Жыл бұрын
@@jwvprzr5532 I know right?? It is genuinely scary how accurate dreams can tell the future, from then on I've only had more and more accurate dreams albeit to more minor things I can't bring myself to remember. It is such a weird thing that dreams have a form of precog with almost no scientific explanation, it's stuff like this that makes me hope we find a true explanation for it soon
What a good way to end off the night
You guys really gotta keep this shit up bro and bring smiity on the podcast too as an Iranian i really enjoy your podcast
It felt HORRIBLE anticipating this podcast every god damn second
THE GOONS PODCAST HELL YEAH
Watching goons and getting drunk is fun ash.
Yay another podcast
Phelps ate 10k calories a day dude had enough food to feed 5 GROWN men for a day by himself. It’s on the USA Olympic website, his actual diet for 365 days for the Beijing Olympics.
@moderator8309
2 жыл бұрын
Post: For breakfast, he had three fried egg sandwiches, with cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, fried onions and mayonnaise, followed by three chocolate-chip pancakes. That was not all, after sandwiches and pancakes, it was time for a five-egg omelette, three sugar-coated slices of French toast, a bowl of grits, and two cups of coffee to wash down everything. However, on the way to training if he felt like having anything more he would stop and have a go. For lunch, he would have half-kilogram of pasta, two large ham and cheese sandwiches on white bread smothered with mayonnaise, and another set of energy drinks. Whereas for dinner, add a pound of pasta with carbonara sauce, a large pizza, and energy drinks. This would make up around 10,000 calories a day which should ideally feed five average men a day
Another banger podcast
Favorite time of the week my friendings
Thank the lord himself this was much needed boys
My family moved right before I started high school from Pennsylvania to Arizona. We had all five of us, a dog and a bird in a big house and so much shit. We had a massive garage sale a week before we dipped, packed what we wanted to keep in two pods that were shipped out, filled my parents cars (both hatchbacks) and a small uhaul trailer with the rest of our existence and drove five days on I-40, got a tv stolen out of the uhaul in Albuquerque, then slept on the floor the night before I started at my new high school
Ah yess my favorite part of the week
43:15 honestly no, but sometimes when I am very tired and on the grasp of sleeping sometimes I dream without sleeping like it is a half awake and half asleep not really lucid dreaming, and sometimes when I am like this I sometimes slip in the dream on something and wake up trying to stop my self from falling, and just look around perplexed like “what the heck just happened” and just look over and see like 10 minutes have gone by. Another thing is I wake up talking with from when someone asked me something in the dream.
I love that they talked about Goga
I wasn’t expecting one today
It’s really funny how the art says episode 69 when it’s episode 70
haha I'm fried watching this. I cant wait for the good vibes boys!!!! Lets get it !!!!!
@wobbles4756
2 жыл бұрын
I dont remember what I watched but gawwwd i enjoyed it
Welcome back to the goons podcast 🤣🤣 its your creepy uncle Terry 🤣🤣
Any dream I have where I'm falling I always see myself hit the ground B4 I wake up. It sucked at first but over time I've become numb to them 🤣
you guys should seriously get mcdad on the podcast and share some stories i think itd be funny, especially seeing him interact with the boys
Topic idea 1: best/favorite generation of music like 60’s,70’s, 80’s etc
Best podcasttt
Finally podcast
goons gaming is on life support rn
35:40 yummi talking about they/them Tornados killed me!
Question for you McNasty: Ive heard you talk a lot about you doing EDM in the past, what are some tips you’d give to someone who wants to start out making EDM/good starter equipment to use?
It would be cool if you guys got Tosin Abasi on the podcast and he could talk a little bit about his band and how he went about making his own brand of guitars
Podcast time
Man my hair is going up, remembered my time when i had sleep paralysis that i was held in my bed and i cant move or even scream hard doesnt qork cause theres an invisible person on top of you holding everything
24:19 Soap's avatar just woke up to " Smitty support subway" Sometimes i wonder are the avatar movements sound activate based
I always listen to the podcast when I Uber people, and I’ll either people cracking up w/ me or complain
You have to be super careful with moving companies. I’ve heard a lot of horror stories where you pay their quote and when they deliver, they want to charge you an extra few thousand dollars and won’t let you have your stuff if you don’t.
I have my A-class CDL, I will help Yumi move for the cost of my flights, an autographed napkin, and a pack of cigarettes. Yes I'm serious
ommsss i thought this wasn’t never gonna drop on time sesh time yuur 🤝🤝
Tanerite is a very weak Binary explosive. Just a small FYI. Can't do much damage to surroundings.
I’ve had many many lucid dreams, and some of them are fully controllable for me. It’s kind of crazy actually.
I like how you can hear someone's controller clicking lol
Oh this is gonna be good while I finish my calc hw
new goons podcast to help me get through a breakup! nice
don’t know if y’all have answered this before but what’s y’all favorite game of all time
Yay another one
Soup wasn't in OUR MOST EMBARRASSING EPISODE - GOONS #7.
My dumbass thought they had Charles Caswell as the guest because I saw a berry and a guitar.
I would like to share this in relation to the sleep walking bit, I once rolled sideways down two flights of stairs in my sleep. The crazy part is the the first flight went down one floor, and the second one was a 180 turn to go down into the basement. I do not know how this happened and people usually think I am full of shit, but that is the closest I have come to sleep walking.
So, I had a really weird dream that I woke up crying from. Basically as far as I can remember, I survived in war in like a robocop situation. I’ll give most of the story. In the beginning, a woman who I’ve never actually seen in my life was like my best friend and, I don’t remember what exactly it was, but it was like a war or maybe we were attacked with explosives. I woke up in the dream being operated on. I was told the gravity of the situation and I spent 15 years of my life(which went by like a movie, fuckin “15 years later” except I had memories of what happened during those 15 years) being so fucking depressed and eventually people had developed some sort of armor or a wheelchair with arms or some shit. But I actually cried so fucking hard in my dream because I was finally able to go out and see the world again. And it was the same, genuine feeling as in real life, I would cry but I was going crazy with happiness and then I’d calm down and then I’d go back and forth between calm and happy crying. But finally at the very end, I rolled up to a cliff side to see a beautiful sunrise for the first time in those 15 years. Then I woke up crying in the exact same way as in the dream. It was weird but by far my favorite dream I’ve had. The sad thing is, this dream was the first time I’ve felt happiness like that ever.
41:46 - 42:28 the funniest part
Soup actually Did miss a podcast it was number 7 of the goons