10:22 I almost died when I worked at Walmart. A electrician was working on the light strips on the ceiling and he cut the wrong wire. I left the front office and the light panel dropped at light speed and it missed me by maybe 3 inches. People reacted to the boom but no one noticed it almost taking my soul

@Phil.Anthropy

2 жыл бұрын

Gotta be careful there senpapi

@bradenehlke7652

2 жыл бұрын

that's just an average day at Walmart

@youthteenager2407

2 жыл бұрын

@@bradenehlke7652 honestly. One of ours almost got stabbed. He was cut.

@aquicandaquak822

2 жыл бұрын

God no senpapi would be a world I would not want to live in

@ghostinng274

2 жыл бұрын

Walmart is just hell.

Blarg’s stories are the most canadian fucking horror stories ever. It’s hilarious that he pet a COYOTE and was too polite to shine his flashlight on what could have been a cryptid, thinking it was a guy walking his dog 😂😂😂😂

@miythac

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I once pet a coyote when I was like 12.

@canobeans1210

2 жыл бұрын

i've pet a deer before

@juliuskingsley4434

2 жыл бұрын

I've pet a dragon before

@yellowbeard9348

2 жыл бұрын

Id watch that shitty CW show. Canadian man befriends monsters because the ones from Canada are also friendly.

@_midddnight_

2 жыл бұрын

I thought a raccoon was my cat

I got into a car accident last week, got hit by a guy on his phone. I was playing the podcast where you guys were talking about how many fighters it would take to beat a gorilla. The airbags went off and everything, and when my car came to a stop, and the check airbag light was blinking and my ears were ringing, the podcast is still playing through the car. And the first thing I’m abIe to hear you guys screaming at each other over who would last longer with a gorilla. I’m fine, but if I had died, I’m glad your knowledgeable ape conversation would have been that last thing I heard before the big monkey in the sky claimed me.🦧😂 Love y’all, as do my orangutans 🦧

@josephsaldivar5040

2 жыл бұрын

I would be so Ironically jealous if you died that way, godbless that you didn't brother 🙏

@samantha2afterwuat778

2 жыл бұрын

I almost had a seizure during one of their podcasts I was thinking if I died my parents will find my corpse while this podcast is playing in the background and it will be at the worst part too where they are just screaming garbage lol

@samantha2afterwuat778

2 жыл бұрын

I’m glad u didn’t die

@markvevo7455

2 жыл бұрын

Man take care and stay safe, i hope everything gets better

@leechion2933

2 жыл бұрын

I mean atleast youd get a few more laughs before you bled out.

Little do we know thedooo actually streams the podcast on a secret account

@randomuzer266

2 жыл бұрын

What’s the name?

@ronnielacher

2 жыл бұрын

@@randomuzer266 He doesn't actually stream it

@randomuzer266

2 жыл бұрын

@@ronnielacher you never know

@fartman6967

2 жыл бұрын

@@randomuzer266 dog, it’s a joke

@randomuzer266

2 жыл бұрын

@@fartman6967 nah he’s not lying. I found it

Man seeing “Skinwalker” in a title on the goons podcast is pretty crazy coming from a Native American

@succulentstan

2 жыл бұрын

NM?

@k.justicebenally457

2 жыл бұрын

Same here. I’m a Native American as well and I joke about skinwalkers all the time but most people I talk to don’t know about them

@gator124

2 жыл бұрын

If they bully dooo anymore hes gonna fucking make them disappear

@intensityintencities2525

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah caught my eye and they are around no matter where you are

@peytondavila6892

2 жыл бұрын

Same bro

Soup : don't buy gsupps it's literal poison and awful Viewers : what if I do anyway?

@lazyyoshi3600

2 жыл бұрын

What if i wanna die

@supremesloth105

2 жыл бұрын

It’s really the best of both worlds. Truly advertising to all!

@nikto9596

Жыл бұрын

"What if I want it to kill me? What if I want it to try?"

Absolutely perfect timing, was in the midst of my homework, now I can enjoy it with some deligthful Goons-chatter in the background

@autumnkroner9838

2 жыл бұрын

You just reminded me I have hw😭

@raihankabir4076

2 жыл бұрын

Grape

@marcinpuchalski5602

2 жыл бұрын

Same I was doing maths when it dropped but I had to focus on it so I went back here to finish it

@drewski5853

2 жыл бұрын

True

@oldxboxacc8878

2 жыл бұрын

cant imagine anyone with homework typing this out

What if that Coyote was the tall skinwalker Blarg saw? Only shapeshifted?

@HesHonse6

2 жыл бұрын

There’s a pretty good chance 😂

@raleb26

2 жыл бұрын

Fushi

@MonkeManSmilin

2 жыл бұрын

Hachaama chama?

@stormcaller6

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t think that a skin walker can shapeshift

@lolsadboi1238

2 жыл бұрын

@@stormcaller6 Skinwalkers shapeshift, Wendigos don’t

Damn, TheDooo really contacted his tribe leader to try and get Blarg killed

25:45 When they start describing the skinwalker/wendigo

It is highly impressive that McNasty managed to get that dump out in about 2 minutes flat

@johnhoward6262

2 жыл бұрын

i can do it it 1

@angrybot_IE

2 жыл бұрын

1min 39 secs

@Captianmex1C0

2 жыл бұрын

He probably didn't wipe

@logangreen7645

2 жыл бұрын

@@Captianmex1C0 I don't who the hell does that

@imalwayswatch1ng

2 жыл бұрын

@@logangreen7645 McNasty

I'll order some gsupps when y'all release Grandpa's ashes flavor.

@nunabisness7191

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, dooo’s mattress skidmark flavor

@letmespeak1907

2 жыл бұрын

Monkeyman's Frog Stew

@Nova_k100

10 ай бұрын

Better get that order in lol

I was literally just complaining about not having my weekly dose of the goons glad to see a new episode being posted :D

@samuelparsons4521

2 жыл бұрын

Same I checked Spotify first thing this morning and was sad

@No-oe9eo

2 жыл бұрын

They upload (almost) every Monday if you didn't know.

@estrogenator

2 жыл бұрын

@@No-oe9eo I do know I just usually forget about it until I see the notification six hours later

@markvevo7455

2 жыл бұрын

Why are your towels wet

@estrogenator

2 жыл бұрын

@@markvevo7455 because

are we just gonna ignore that perfect bikini bottom news anchor imitation at 2:10 XDD

McNasty opening with him having to take a shit and then LEAVING to take it is one of the best openings to the podcast. LOL.

@Unknownusername1004

2 жыл бұрын

It's on par with the 2 notes intro from a long time ago

I like how Blarg is legit the only one alert at the table while everyone else is casual.

Just when I thought Dooo was being awfully quiet, he goes “my ass reeks”😂

31:00 So that was probably a fox

Y’all rly do make us all feel better every Monday, thank you ❤️

What I find creepy is that this might be a continuation to Blarg's Skinwalker story coz recently I rewatched the Goons podcast video titled Paranormal Experiences or something, that when he was a kid or teenager he saw a 7 or taller foot man just standing still in the woods and he just completly ignored it

@alexthegamer429

2 жыл бұрын

We need matpat

@TiredGaytor

2 жыл бұрын

That's probably him repeating the same story with more or wrong details. Idk I haven't listened to that one in a bit so I don't recall exactly what he said

You guys should play the GTFO game thats based around being quiet and stealthy while all four of you radiate chaotic energy, pure content my friending

@amongimposter4830

2 жыл бұрын

I’m shitting rn

@lumbagolosis1899

2 жыл бұрын

@@amongimposter4830 good to know

@concon6012

Жыл бұрын

Bing chilling

15:17 the way soups avatar reacts to what Blarg is saying is hilarious

@zenon459

2 жыл бұрын

Same with 51:19

@cheese4hire41

2 жыл бұрын

@@zenon459 lmao

49:32 The way Soup's character looks around before saying "Arab boy!", like he was looking around to see if somebody was listening. Such perfect comedic timing 😅 Also, I'm pretty sure Smii7y is the one with the frog+word idea.

51:19 Soup's animation is timed too perfectly for that moment.

blarg freaking out over a girl yawning is hilarious

Gonna be a good day when a podcast is uploaded

Blarg has mentioned this topic before in a previous podcast but he has never went too much into detail

3:42 aquatic ambience from Donkey Kong for T-minus 2 seconds

"Pareidolia" was probably the word Blarg was looking for!

I would watch goons nap fall asleep with the goonz bass boosted shuffling

I love yalls podcast so much, it makes editing my youtube videos waaaaaay less tedious, thank you for the great content i hope one day i can achieve such an amazing supportive fanbase such as yalls keep up the good work!!

The word Blarg was thinking of is personification.

Hello Blarg, it's me Captian Mexico Below are some talking points Section 1: *Questions* Section 2: *Scenarios* Section 3: *Goons Movie* Section 4: *wacky World Events* Section 5: *Story Conversation Starters* Section 6: *Fun Facts* Topic 1 what would it take for you take kick a member of the Goons out for Popular Demand Topic 2: Have you guys ever considered Commiting a Serious Crime, now quickly tell Soup to shut up about terrorist acts before the Topic goes to hell, I mean like Genuinely Considering Robbing a store or Having an opportunity to Make someone dissapear without witnesses. Topic 3: When are you going to post of Goons Gaming (Cuckold Simulator plz) Topic 4: are there any passions you have in entertainment Like Directing a Film, Writing a Book or Designing a game Topic 5: If the apocalypse broke out would you still try and have a family or would you let the human race die out Topic 6: What Popular KZreadr would you Kill/Fuck Topic 7: what is the viscosity of your Coom Topic 8: If the goons go on tour what would your "Act" be or would you awkwardly talk about Fucking the Homeless or something Topic 9: if your were stuck on an Island Who would be the leader *Scenarios* The world is ending, Zombies are Appearing, Nothing kills them including Burning Dicapitation or Dismemberment, You, The goons and 4 KZreadrs/Celebrities of each of your choosing have Assembled to form the perfect group to survive/take advantage of the new world, Who do you pick, What will you do, How will it turn out? Scenerio 2:You all have cancer, Less than 2 hours of life left, However the Cure is sitting in front of 2, Which of the four of you will Get the Treatment, will it be through force or Through consent Scenerio 3: Someone breaks into your house, Plans on stealing everything you own but he's Wearing a suit made entirely of Babies strapped to his Limbs and Torso, Any attempt to shoot or Knock him over will result in the babies being crushed, what do you do? Scenerio 4: A fan (Legal Age) has Requested that you go to their Deathbed and Kill them yourself before the disease takes over,they're in Horrific Constant Pain.would you do it? Scenerio 5:The goons have Been forced to leave North America, Where would you relocate and Would you Move together. Scenerio 6: Tragedy, One of you has Died, How will the goons move on? Or is this the end of the 3 Musty Queers??! *Goons Movie??* Section 4: Event 1:Yellowstone will erupt soon, Thoughts? Event 2: Russia is set To invade Ukraine soon, what will you do? Event 3: Electric Vehicles will Become equal to Fossil Fuels within the Next 20 years, Will you transition? Event 4:We have already hit the point of no return and Humanity is on a course to extinction for future generations Event 5: The Mammoth will be Out of Extinction within 10 years, the plan is to move them to Antarctica as The Herds will help keep Snow level/Hardened as they step of Loose sheets of snow that otherwise would Drift apart Event 6: Multiple projects to bring Dinosaurs back are Happening, The Novasaur program aims to Create a Chicken with Reptilian Features, so far they have succeeded in Adding a crocodile like snout, another had a Tail As an embryo, And Many more have created Lizard like Feet The Queen of England will die soon Some American soldiers are currently being trained in "Bunker" warfare as It's Believed by some officials to be the next generation of fighting, Such as Trenches/Gorilla Warfare (Hit and Run Technique Through unconventional means). Some Theoriest believe it's because they know nuclear war is coming and battles will be fought underground Section 5: What was your first time Wanking like Whats your favorite Culture In terms of food(I'm Mexican it's not racist) What Dog breed would You Take into extinction (Pugs for example) have you considered redesigns of your Brands/Characters (Blarg) What would you invest in now? Assuming it'll become Profitable one day Is it more gay to kiss in private or hold hands with another man in public. Thanks For reading Soup

@adityaghotiya4836

2 жыл бұрын

dude did you really write all this

@Captianmex1C0

2 жыл бұрын

@@adityaghotiya4836 yeah and these Pricks stopped taking fan Questions right after

At 44:01 when mcnasty burps if you have captions on it just days (music) and im dying

i like that the skinwalker story was told in podcast 14 but this time it was told in better detail. probably one of my favorite thing about the goons i’ve heard both multiple times and never noticed that

I listen to this podcast while walking my dog, and a lot of the time it makes me laugh while I walk past someone. And it's awkward because I can't explain to them that I'm laughing at "loadtaker."

Finally something to do on Monday

I have covid rn and you guys really make my day, just thank you for being a part of my life and making my life a little better every day

I love how little they talked about blarg running into some monster

I think the most wholesome thing in this podcast, is soup casually playing donkey kong in the background.

Great midterm prep tunes, thanks for uploading before midterms so I can vegtable for an hour.

The more scuffed these podcasts get the more they feel more genuine and relatable

I’m going to keep posting this till it gets on the podcast. I got a story time that I believe you guys would love. So at my school we have a few special needs kids that have their own teachers, one of the kids name is ammo, he’s a really fat kid probably at least 300lbs. A few years ago when I was in grade 9 ammo suddenly snapped and started punching people and threw one of the special needs teachers into a wall making her go to the hospital and hit one of my friends making her get stitches, and just a few months ago he snapped again and threw the same teacher into the wall and the paramedics had to come and the police came and had to tackle this 300lbs special needs kid and put him into a police car, of course he didn’t get in trouble because he’s a special needs kid but he didn’t come to school for a week or so. Because of this and some of my friends being on the football team I made the joke that ammo should be on the football team even bringing up “what he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in execution” and that we should put a cookie on a fishing rod to make him run. And a few days later another special Ed kid who’s this like 4 foot girl got tackled by the police because she tried killing someone and had drugs on her. I know this sounds fake but I’m being 100% honest this is not a joke my schools weird (it’s Canadian that’s probably why)

@ugn154

9 ай бұрын

I think that kid should've gone straight to prison. He clearly repeated the same actions twice.

This is the best podcast to listen to while making art, like It just makes it way more fun for me.

The banshee screech was probably a deer

Thank You Mcnasty for thinking about the Louisiana audience. I am currently watching this while my house floods from a drizzle.

Blarg you should do your research on skin walkers because when I heard you talk about it, it very much match the description of a skin walker even the coyote sounded like a skin walker when u said it smelled bad

Hey, Goons:)watching from the arctic circle! I love how surprised y’all are with people living up this way😂

Just got some drinks and cigs and I'm just chilling when this pops in my feed. Today's gonna be a good day. I love you guys. 😆

I have laughed more in this one podcast than I have all week

I have covid and have been isolating for 2 weeks and am really sociable so this is a rescue from god thanks soup

I wait every Monday for this shitshow

Best birthday gift, a goons podcast

Just in time for lunch. This is fantastic!

Yes favorite time of week

Knowing i get to listen to this gets me through mondays

Perfect timing, during the middle of playing a horror game, that notification pops up and I just noticed it now that I beat the game.

32:35 I love it when soup laughs like that

Fact: mcnasty was making a reference of the song war when he said "absolutely nothing" 1:03:00

Literally got a liberty mutual ad right after that conversation 🤣🤣🤣

I have a few questions that you guys can probably answer... 1. What is your key motivation for uploading? Especially during days where you don't wanna get out of bed. 2. How was the journey of learning music for you guys ; did you do classes and have performances? 3. You guys seem like you've all battled some type of mental thing when it comes to recording, what would you advise a new content creator to do to shake off the stage fright of recording for the first time? I love watching yalls content guys, keep up the good work!

I somehow just watched 3 podcasts and blarg told this story in all of them lol

As soon as i saw the title i knew it was gonna be one of the best episodes

Yall are pumping these out now let's gooooooo

I honestly wish this was longer

What a nice episode to listen to at 2 in the morning

Doo: You ever accidentally see skinned animals Me: stares at Kanye

Holy fucking shit when Blarg mentioned Colasanti's Petting Zoo it unlocked so many memories, my grandma used to take me there all the time when I was a kid

Perfect timing for my train ride down to Atlanta Georgia to go see slackjaw let's goooo🤘

I didnt order g supps at all until soup said I could die. So I ordered every flavor with your code. Thank you Soup

Have seen every episode and love it

Current goon theory: Soup doesn’t want us to have hash brown moments and Blarg keeps trying to give us the Orbs’ of Eric’s

I've realised a trend with me watching like 4 podcasts in a row when a new one comes out every (or almost every) week

pareidolia: the perception of apparently significant patterns or recognizable images, especially faces, in random or accidental arrangements of shapes and lines

New subscriber! I love this podcast so much how else can I support you guys?

This whole podcast was a fever dream

Myyy freeeend

I was legitimately just thinking about wether or not y’all would upload on time

Down here in the south we call those hide behinds blarg look up the lore on them

LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOO

Not out on apple podcast but it’s here so so am i

Love how this is animated!

Great podcast as usual guys

We now have a full stack of goons podcasts

@m95antonio0_4

2 жыл бұрын

almost. We're down one since Carson decided to like kids

my favourite hr of the week

Subject for next podcast: Proposition GSupps to come out with a Goons "Coom" flavoured powder that tastes like pina colada with floating bits in it

Hearing Nintendo music in the background just made the video 1000 times funnier😂

Let’s goooooo another upload 😈

2:42 still kills me. I’ve never heard a laugh like that 😂

I lost it when doo said for everyone to have 10 times the downs😂😂

Can’t wait for those free samples 👏👏

Recently I’ve been waking up to get midnight snacks from my kitchen. Sometimes wind can knock stuff off shelves, but when all the windows in my house are closed and a plastic cup flies off the countertop to the floor across the room, I question if my fridge is haunted

4:23 mcnasty laughed like soup

I listen to the goons when I workout really good background for it

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while you wait for pizza

I will be listening later when I'm truckin

FUCK YEA! WEEKLY DOSE OF EAR CANCER!!

The sword they where looking for is PARADOLIA

When they where talking about drinking water I was dying 😂

Got some questions, Soup: do you ever think you’ll release merch? Doo and Mcnasty: what do you tell people you do for a living and what happens if they keep digging for a specific answer Blarg: what is your dream car? I’m a classic car guy I want a 73 continental

@alexanderpachla6817

2 жыл бұрын

@samwich when?

@alexanderpachla6817

2 жыл бұрын

Dawg not gonna lie I only looked for it in his KZread descriptions and I couldn’t see it