I can't imagine what would happen if we don't get to 10K after Klavier poured his heart and soul into that song (makes me cry everytim) P.S Thank you all for the support! These videos are really fun to make and I'm trying to read and go through all the replies. I will be making more of these right away so SUBSCRIBE RIGHT NOW AND JOIN THE PRE 10K GANG LETS GOOOOOO (It's the coolest gang btw)

@hdr_diamondz

3 жыл бұрын

Remember me as you unbox a 100k subscriber play button in 6 months

@duetopersonalreasonsjvolti9374

3 жыл бұрын

10k gang pog

@karama5562

3 жыл бұрын

I was just barely too late for 10k gang

@ItsTforTea

3 жыл бұрын

You milked this 5 times i say you did a great job

@dotumantaraye351

3 жыл бұрын

pre 10k is pog

"Would you like to know what color my urine was?" *Edgeworth slams desk* "YES."

@Ramsey276one

3 жыл бұрын

“(Why did I say that?!)”

@valerieanimagus6230

3 жыл бұрын

No, yes P L E A S E He's a GOOD B O Y -

@ToyFreddyGaming1987

3 жыл бұрын

WE NEED TO KNOW

@krishankalia9990

3 жыл бұрын

C'MON DON'T BE SHY. TELL US!

@TNP-

3 жыл бұрын

Guy's it's-

Judge: this is not my area of expertise > Is bald Yeah he's not wrong

@SniperOnSunday

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, true.

@chrisdawson1776

3 жыл бұрын

funny meme arrow

@rompevuevitos222

2 жыл бұрын

@@chrisdawson1776 Actually, it is a character used for formatting text in some older sites (i think reddit also uses it idk) So 4chan probably took it from that? maybe the green color is given by that character specifically

@chrisdawson1776

2 жыл бұрын

@@rompevuevitos222 >implying

they just sound like regular ace attorney cases

@magicalcapi9148

3 жыл бұрын

The game is more accurate than we thought

@outrightartimation3671

3 жыл бұрын

@@magicalcapi9148 no. It happened in real life, they just made it AA format

@peripheralzx11

3 жыл бұрын

@@outrightartimation3671 you didn’t get the joke. The guy said these cases seemed like something you would see in ace attorney. And because these cases are real, he said ace attorney was realistic.

@draconicfeline6177

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't it disturbing

"It was just a normal day." "Wasn't a body discovered in the store?" "Yeah. Nothing interesting." I wonder what an eventful day would be like.

@godzillafan9115

3 жыл бұрын

*Volcanos start erupting* *some dude takes a sloooow sip of beer* Eyup, just another Tuesday.

@neelmodi7765

3 жыл бұрын

sounds like 2020 :/

@taniscadwell3843

3 жыл бұрын

Me too pal.

@dantecaputo2629

3 жыл бұрын

An eventful day is if the body is reanimated through necromantic means.

@kjj26k

2 жыл бұрын

No bodies, obviously.

“Ho- How did you do a general purity test?“ *“Well, we snorted a bunch of it.“*

@hollowtrappedinaelevator320

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair it is a test of the drugs

@tupolev.designs

3 жыл бұрын

@@hollowtrappedinaelevator320 i mean it does have some side effects, just like my dads special sugar

@paytonanthony1308

3 жыл бұрын

the best part is phoenix would definitely do that

@TheEmeraldSword04

2 жыл бұрын

Hold on, *WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?*

@RanMouri82

2 жыл бұрын

@@paytonanthony1308 Shh, no! It's not cocaine, it's powdered sugar!

New Game Idea: Get 10 weird lawyer quotes and 10 weird Ace Attorney quotes Goal: Figure out which ones is real and which one is Ace Attorney

@Chessete

3 жыл бұрын

I like it...

@hannahz3377

3 жыл бұрын

That would be so fun

@TheAnimeEncyclopedia

3 жыл бұрын

@@Chessete WHERE DO I SIGN UP

@Chessete

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheAnimeEncyclopedia idk maybe I'll do that on a Discord server?? We'll see

@velvetbutterfly

3 жыл бұрын

Chessete you should reveal the answers in a video so people without Discord could play too, maybe once a month or every few months

"Which way would one fall after receiving a shot from a 12 gauge shotgun in a distance of 3 meters" 'Down' - You aren't wrong. But you are also not right.

@sighduck9789

3 жыл бұрын

So he fell to the left.

@thecoolnoob1288

3 жыл бұрын

No, he fell to the down right

@lily_littleangel

3 жыл бұрын

Guys, you are idiots.... The blast obviously creates an area of low pressure in front of the victim causing him to trip forwards, after which the fall killed him.

@TM-si1ky

3 жыл бұрын

Geez, where has common sense gone? People, the answer is obviously up.

@Mimi.1001

3 жыл бұрын

Your Honor, we all have made a basic error in our assumptions. Obviously, the victim didn't fall at all and stood firm!

Fun fact: the majority of these make more sense in context... Which makes them funnier.

@Skyisgoingbacktopluto

2 жыл бұрын

This basically US justice system out of context and I love it

@link_team3855

2 жыл бұрын

@@Skyisgoingbacktopluto thats EXACTLY what this is lul

@RadiantSharaShaymin

Жыл бұрын

...Including the purity test of the cocaine? Now I'm REALLY interested in what made that trial happen.

@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595

Жыл бұрын

@@RadiantSharaShaymin the lawyers after doing several kilos of cocaine (it was for the sake of the case):

@bekahmccue

Ай бұрын

Much like Ace Attorney!

I have to wonder if the lawyer asking about the witnesses's height was expecting them to actually be very short, and them being 5'9 ruined their planned angle.

@Gamer88334

3 жыл бұрын

I have to wonder how some of these people passed the bar exam. Did they bribe someone or were all these lawyers just having bad/weird days? Either way, I wouldn't be surprised.

@-caesarian-6078

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gamer88334 / It’s like this with pilots too, this just happens to people who either scraped by the tests with barely passing grades, or who have completely fallen off in competence since last tested, or both. They get all the attention in things like this because they are the ones making all the mistakes, but they are really a small minority of the total lawyer/pilot population.

@thevioletskull8158

3 жыл бұрын

I have to wonder why people objectify like that

@nonamepasserbya6658

3 жыл бұрын

Some cases are indeed due to heights so that could be why

@Gamer88334

3 жыл бұрын

@@-caesarian-6078 Yeah but still. Bar exams, driving tests, the tests you have to take to become a pilot. Some people are so bad, I suspect they bribed someone to give them a passing grade. Or that they got their license or whatever from a cereal box. Especially if they’re young and have experience (some people have big egos and think they’re better than they really are and will do anything to keep their egos inflated, including (but not limited to) bribery). Winter in places like NYS tends to be car crash/accidental off-roading season for bad drivers.

Depending on WHOSE FEET got me dying

@abyssthenoot4629

3 жыл бұрын

Same. I literally choked on air

@catsonbrooms

3 жыл бұрын

@@abyssthenoot4629 🎶believe it or not, I'm choking on air 🎵

@lily_littleangel

3 жыл бұрын

I'm going to use that phrase from now on. And to be fair, it's actually valid for miles.

I think the only disappointment with the Mr. Penis thing is that you didn't use Will lmao

@scraggyscamp789

3 жыл бұрын

True

@Chessete

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinkin Daryan Crescend too lol

@Ping727

3 жыл бұрын

Chill Will?

@strionic770

3 жыл бұрын

No he's Chill Will

@Ping727

3 жыл бұрын

@@strionic770 will chill will chill?

I just love how nonchalant the clerk is that a dead guy being found in your store is, "Nothing unusual"

@timothymclean

3 жыл бұрын

Must be a bad neighborhood.

@PWLfr

3 жыл бұрын

Mondays...

@nonamepasserbya6658

3 жыл бұрын

Either that is a bad neighborhood or some seedy shady stuff goes on behind that bar. It depends on the body count (yes the ones dumped in oceans and rivers count too)

@guess_who_21

3 жыл бұрын

Just a normal day!

@pokeoh1831

3 жыл бұрын

Or he's the killer

The only name I know anymore is Chill Will

@daftoptimist

3 жыл бұрын

The only name that matters to me is Shit George.

@bugbear2357

3 жыл бұрын

This is shit george erasure

@amspracklen

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Mr. Penis...I mean Mr. Powers.

@ashamansedai

3 жыл бұрын

Animal and bear though

@damientheincin

3 жыл бұрын

Chill Will?

My name is not George has got to be my favorite of these cases just ,because the prosecutor deliberately took it out of context.

@bugbear2357

3 жыл бұрын

It's also extremely in character because Klavier is a petty bastard

@SniperOnSunday

3 жыл бұрын

@@bugbear2357 Indeed

@taniscadwell3843

3 жыл бұрын

I love that his name is switched in the last panel.

@tupolev.designs

3 жыл бұрын

@@taniscadwell3843 shit george

@goofyahdemoman1134

26 күн бұрын

Shit george 💀

I once sat in on a case where exhibits went from A, B, C... AA, BB, CC... NN, OO, PP... It was played straight.

@Ramsey276one

3 жыл бұрын

Was a long case, huh?

@orelas167

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ramsey276one Well, and it was though I didn't attend every hearing. They were photographs.

@TheAnimeEncyclopedia

3 жыл бұрын

NNOOPP

@Nnothingg-

3 жыл бұрын

PP kek

@sauvagess

16 күн бұрын

What do you mean AA, BB, and CC? Wouldn't it be AA, AB, AC, and so on?

That Chill Will part wouldn't be terribly out of place in an Ace Attorney case.

@Lime_Sherbert

3 жыл бұрын

Chill will?

@luissandoval9775

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lime_Sherbert Chill Will

@peripheralzx11

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lime_Sherbert Chill Will

@catboydoctor

3 жыл бұрын

Chill Will

@dankmagician7108

3 жыл бұрын

Who?

there were some real good ones so far, but for me, the cocaine purity test is the best out of all the episodes

@carso1500

3 жыл бұрын

For me is the one about the sexual abuse

@link_team3855

2 жыл бұрын

@@carso1500hm. i agree with salt... but i will say that one landed well... and really only because of its buildup lul. (speaking of, pretty sure it was a bit of an imitation of one of the games intros. dunno which one though... ik it had apollo in it though. )

@link_team3855

2 жыл бұрын

wait that was a different video. this one. nvm, me cannot think in straight lines. dont.. .really know why.

The high frequency of attorneys obsessed with haircuts has really surprised me.

A gang symbol shaved into the head is 100% defended by free speech. People in the court may look down on you for your appearance but it isn’t illegal to dress a certain way for a court date.

@rompevuevitos222

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah and murder is a violation of human rights but you don't see much acountability nowadays Actually, pretty sure only the US has such blatant murder by police officers, other countries at least try to pretend they dealt with it

@alexanderthomas1869

2 жыл бұрын

@@rompevuevitos222 The Philippians has even more blatant murders, to the extent of the police also killing potential witnesses.

@rompevuevitos222

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderthomas1869 Ever since those US backed dictatorships, Latin America has been pretty effed Our country got out of theirs like, what? 30 or so years ago?

@alexanderthomas1869

2 жыл бұрын

@@rompevuevitos222 the Philippians isn't even in Latin America WTF.

There were a lot of penalties handed out on that day. A few game overs too.

Shout out to Animal, Bear, and Chill Will

@magicdawn1973

3 жыл бұрын

what about Steve?

@mony.mp4

3 жыл бұрын

and shit george

@chat4538

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot Steve

@lunatica3797

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Mr. Penis

@lordpumpkinhead265

3 жыл бұрын

@@lunatica3797 You mean Mr. Powers?

This series has so far led me to believe that many lawyers have some kind of personal vendetta against haircuts. One shudders to imagine how they’d react to Ace Attorney characters' haircuts.

2:12 While this seems stupid it is a valid question, as the body would have most likely fell down backward. The attorney in this case wanted to set proof that the body fell down, and asked the expert a question that is purely objective. Either forward or backward. If the body after the murder was on the ground face down, that could be proof of foul play. At least I think that is.

@dylzoe

3 жыл бұрын

Hey tobin i still love you even tho ur speed growth is ass Also its a common tactic for lawyers and detectives to ask relatively simple questions like this so they can corroborate their theories with external testimony or catch their witnesses in a lie. It can just sound really silly sometimes if they are grasping at straws or doing it during really inappropriate times. I bet the hardest part of being a lawyer is not sounding like a dumbass during cross examinations, lol

@jacobtietjen2099

3 жыл бұрын

Shut up, Tobin

@sarttan

3 жыл бұрын

Since it's cross-examination, he should not have used an open-ended question like he did. He's clearly facing a hostile witness. Lead the guy.

@sopapopp

3 жыл бұрын

Good question, terrible answer

@timothymclean

3 жыл бұрын

It's a valid question, just an overly-literal answer. @@sarttan Leading the witness generally isn't a good idea if you're trying to get accurate information. Eyewitness reports are unreliable enough under normal circumstances...

I can't believe some of these were real. Like "Coke Expert" and "Jet Stream." Why were those real, and do I want to know the context?

@KaaneDragonShinobi

3 жыл бұрын

I can only imagine the lawyer saying "we snorted a bunch of it" was a joke. But I have no clue what was going on with jet stream lmao

@timothymclean

3 жыл бұрын

"Jet Stream" sounds like an assault case distracted by the victim's urination.

@evadiaz-jesionowski6699

3 жыл бұрын

The “coke expert” one was probably a forensic drug chemist being a smartass lol they can easily find out the purity of a drug by doing a GCMS test

@keiyakins

3 жыл бұрын

The only evidence j can find is a book titled "Disorder in the Court".

@mystic_spider

3 жыл бұрын

@@KaaneDragonShinobi Obviously the crime was committed by Jetstream Sam.

I’ve heard about a court case where an attorney was trying to prove that someone could’ve accidentally shoot them self, the attorney then proceeded to accidentally shoot him self

@kjl3080

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, and he won the case, though he died demonstrating how someone could die holding it like that

@RenShinomiya121

3 жыл бұрын

@@kjl3080 wait really? what case was this? i want to read it for myself

@velvetbutterfly

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he was trying to prove it wasn't possible and ended up doing it

@Palindome

3 жыл бұрын

@@velvetbutterfly It was a murder case, he was trying to prove that the guy didn’t commit murder and that the victim killed himself by accident

@planetary-rendez-vous

3 жыл бұрын

@@Palindome oh fuck so his client accidentally died, and he himself. What a hero...

Thank you for putting in title cards seperating the different scenes that was incredibly helpful!

The coke expert one explains Knoxville very, very well. I finally get it, everyone except me is on coke

@Ramsey276one

3 жыл бұрын

Consider moving ASAP XD

@peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ramsey276one I will try, thanks dude

@lordpumpkinhead265

3 жыл бұрын

Or you're on coke and don't know it, so everyone else appears to be on coke but you're the one on coke.

@peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450

3 жыл бұрын

@@lordpumpkinhead265 that’s scary as hell wtf

@tupolev.designs

3 жыл бұрын

@@peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450 diet coke fricking i dunno

The "Chill Will" thing could easily be part of an "Ace Attorney" game.

@catboydoctor

3 жыл бұрын

who?

@mr.q5352

3 жыл бұрын

Chill Will.

@frfx2470

3 жыл бұрын

Chill Will.

@rompevuevitos222

2 жыл бұрын

Mr Wright the lawyer Mr Edgeworth who somehow manages to not cut himself on that edge Mr Marshall the cowboy cosplayer Those where some of the things that kept me from the games when i was younger, but i learned to just not take the game seriously

The "Coke Expert" just about killed me.

@Lime_Sherbert

3 жыл бұрын

Mine was award

@tupolev.designs

3 жыл бұрын

ah yes, snorting

I'm legit wondering what the hell are some of these cases about. They just sound ridiculously outlandish and I wanna know more.

"Ho-How did you perform a general purity test?" "We snorted a bunch of it"

I know nothing about him, but I love Klavier so much

@thecoolnoob1288

3 жыл бұрын

I suggest you play apollo justice ace attorney if you dont know who klavier is

@Spotedpool

3 жыл бұрын

Hes so good!!! I love him very much too

@slicero2574

3 жыл бұрын

@@thecoolnoob1288 I fully plan on it, once I finish up the other AA games I'm playing through right now

@slicero2574

3 жыл бұрын

@@Spotedpool From what very little I've seen of him, he looks like a really fun guy

@aristotelesemblem2506

3 жыл бұрын

@@slicero2574 he is, trust mr

1:46 this is literally the type of bs Phoenix pulls to be like “this proves the murder couldn’t have been commited by this person?” LOL

"That means we can say whatever we want" Nah nah, you cant get past me

Oh my god I can't believe i was just serenaded by Klavier Gavin in his creepy wine cellar

@digitallyzer0

3 жыл бұрын

we're lucky op didn't use Kristoph's sprite 😭💀

@tupolev.designs

3 жыл бұрын

believe it or not, im walking on air

@Polikaize

12 күн бұрын

the creepy wine cellar has made me think it'll go straight to some Fine Cask of Amontillado shit 😅

Chill Will.

@shonenb0tillustr8s2

3 жыл бұрын

Chill Will.

@baguette_5867

3 жыл бұрын

Chill Will

@chandler2581

3 жыл бұрын

Chill Will.

@henotikkofficial

3 жыл бұрын

Chill Will

@orangejuice782

3 жыл бұрын

Chill Will.

You know what I think Klavier has a point at the end there

I love the hard cuts seperating each scene unlike the one before. I strongly prefer something like this compared to the one where it just all blends together and hard to follow. ^-^

He sings for us!!

Phoenix’s pee-wine ramble is too relatable. I can’t help myself my brain changes subjects so fast I can’t even think before I speak

Haircuts get discussed in Courts surprisingly often lol

"why did I say that" is such a mood.

1:11 Is this a group project

@Polikaize

12 күн бұрын

this part made my brainrot accelerate to the orbit escape velocity

This presentation to each case IS WAYYYYY BETTER. Not saying I didn't like the other ones but,I very much prefer this

came from the wine cellar please help me

@VIofCaffeine

3 жыл бұрын

I can't believe Matt got you

“I wasn’t there when your mom and dad named you” “We’ll let the court reflect that Billy said ‘Shit George’ is not his real name” This definitely seems like what Klavier would say in AA

For half of these chapters, I can't tell which sentences are the dumb ones because all of them are...

the whole chill will part was fucking gold oh my god

"Direction Expert" could legitimately be used as pressing dialogue for an actual Ace Attorney case.

klav, I *KNOW* you have bodies in that wine cellar. everyone does.

I have to appreciate the professionalism from both sides with which accidentally calling someone "Mr. Penis" was handled.

...how the hell are all those real, I literally can't imagine them anywhere else but in AA courts...

I mean, in that "break yourself" case I understand the lawyer's confusion, I'm also like wtf is that guy talking about. The best part tho is Apollo's confused face, it makes it all so hilarious.

So when do we get to the real lawyer quotes? ...Wait, these ARE real lawyer quotes!?

@Lime_Sherbert

3 жыл бұрын

Yep Chill will

@mayamaya6182

3 жыл бұрын

@KING CRIMSON Chill Will.

If he locks all the doors and tells you to "break yourself" then he's prolly a pimp ok

The production quality continues to increase, amazing

Chill Will?

@Salpinx018

3 жыл бұрын

Chill Will.

@catboydoctor

3 жыл бұрын

Chill Will.

@faizur7

3 жыл бұрын

Will Chill

The presentation just keeps getting better.

Phoenix standing on the prosecutor's place is cursed as shit

"It's great for your health" said a dude in a _wine cellar,_ as if that's ever gone well for anyone

I feel like Franziska would be the one pushing for a haircut

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. TRULY A MASTERPIECE OF KZread

Arguably the funniest shit I've seen in ages! Thanks for taking the time in making these for us, I am sure it doesn't go in vein.

These klavier end scenes make me think he’s a serial killer

2:13 In the doctors defence, the victim would indeed fall directly down.

Okay, the Greatest American Hero schtick was hilarious on it's own, but then the punch-in to slow zoom on Klavier at the end made it even better. This is fantastic content and I'm glad to see you at 11.4K by the time I watched this video!

@Chessete

3 жыл бұрын

thank you!

1:11 Anonymous Bosch, my favorite Dutch painter!

@catboydoctor

3 жыл бұрын

and my favorite children's author!

@tupolev.designs

3 жыл бұрын

i dont know dutch painter, i know W I D E austrian painter

My poor guy was getting this shit roasted out of him in the “hair today” case.

Phoenix: “Wasn’t there a body found inside the liquor store that day?” Big Wins: *Just an average Tuesday*

I got here ever since the start. Absolutely loved it.

@herrforehead6033

3 жыл бұрын

i was late sadly, but i managed to get here :) was glad to see you, wright!

@Gregory-cz7tu

3 жыл бұрын

@@herrforehead6033 Kaede! I was so happy to see you here! It's like we meet each other everytime.

@PWW2006

3 жыл бұрын

I saw you there too 😌 lol

@herrforehead6033

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gregory-cz7tu mr. wright! we always seem to meet, its so weird! but nonetheless, im happy to see you here too. :)

@Gregory-cz7tu

3 жыл бұрын

@@herrforehead6033 M-My reply to you seem to always disappear... T~T...

Here we go again bois

I love the sitcom style intro EDIT: and the credits lol

I’m liking the new format. It’s a lot easier to follow which dialogue comes from which court cases.

i dont understand why did you just upload a bunch of random ace attorney clips

Chill Will

@danconnors9572

3 жыл бұрын

Chill Will

@al_fletcher

3 жыл бұрын

Chill Will

@Hala-k

3 жыл бұрын

Chill Will

@catsonbrooms

3 жыл бұрын

Chill Will

@busteronlyfullscreenmode

3 жыл бұрын

Chill Will

Probably the best thing I’ve ever witnessed 😌😍

@Gregory-cz7tu

3 жыл бұрын

I agree.

@PWW2006

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gregory-cz7tu OMG HEY PHOENIX 😳😀

@michaeldagadagn307

3 жыл бұрын

Wait are you Maya or someone else Phoenix Wright’s wife?

@PWW2006

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaeldagadagn307 oh I’m just a fan girl who thinks that Phoenix is hot in every single way. I think he knows tho 😅

@Gregory-cz7tu

3 жыл бұрын

@@PWW2006 Hey there!

I’m so happy I’m a star in this video

Never thought I'd hear the Greatest American Hero theme song again in my life. But I am also heavily disappointed that I haven't managed to find a single comment mentioning it

You've made each one quite unique. Props to you

The Shit George case got me choking water lmao

Payne: "no one's gonna watch this part of the vid" me, watching that part of the vid: kek

I've never played Ace Attorney in my life, but I've loved every one of these videos! Keep up the great work!!!!

It took me a while to notice the sprite at 7:23 was Phoenix. Like, dam, disheveled glowup? 😳

@CyrusLagom

3 жыл бұрын

If I remember, he straight up got hit by a car and got amnesia, hence looking like a bum.

@user-mh2bw4hu3o

3 жыл бұрын

No, thats Hobo Phoenix, you see him in Ace Attorney : Apollo Justice, his license was revoked seven years before the events of the game, i wont spoil why tho.

Shit george had me dead

"Normal day at the store." "Wasn't there a dead body found that day?" "Yeah." "........" "........"

The production quality went through the roof! Love these so much

"Yes, depending on whose feet" - The non-American response to this question

We have a short witness. What is his name? Mr. Long. Put Mr. Long on. As long as he's short.

here in the comments because klavier gavin told me to~

I love this series, please keep it up

I stayed till the end! This was so fun to watch, and the AA lawyers singing was truly breathtaking 😆

Believe it or not, I’m walking on air

Dumb Lawyer Quotes + Ace Attorney = PERFECTION

Thank you for the title cards separating each bit, this is the best kind of structure~ c:

the production quality of these videos just gets better and better I'M ON THE FLOOR

chill will

I spent more than one hour watching all these in a row and I cried out of laughter to some of them. I can't wait to see the updates 😂😂 I preferred the last one (the 4th) where they all fit into a narrative but I liked this one as well!

I’m loving the new style,also the song part at the end was great

I love being a general purity tester