Listen to Klavier and subscribe with the bell (So you can be the first to see part 4 when it premieres 👀)

@arclad84

3 жыл бұрын

Looking forward to more. These are so freaking hilarious.

@ryanhernandez1877

3 жыл бұрын

Man, where do you find these transcripts?

@tako-sensei6072

3 жыл бұрын

where do you learn this? your amazing.

@ryanhernandez1877

3 жыл бұрын

@@tako-sensei6072 Oh, just check the Dumb Lawyer Quotes in Ace Attorney 2 pinned comment. I just binged the miniseries and found that.

@tako-sensei6072

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryanhernandez1877 :O ty

I think the only thing innacurate about this is that the judge has the most braincells in the courtroom

@DJays4

3 жыл бұрын

This all is real that means the real life judges had th most brain cells

@kierangaming8549

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, he is the judge

@ragnarokstravius2074

3 жыл бұрын

@@HelghastStalker I think he meant in the Ace Attorney universe, not here. Otherwise, most of the time, at the least the Old Man Judge is a no guts, dumb, turn passer. I mean, fine example of this, during the Richard Hammond case, with Manfred Von Karma basically manhandling the judge.

@ECODKyleskymast

3 жыл бұрын

@@ragnarokstravius2074 Also the judge allowed not only weapons and animals into the courtroom, but also the attorneys to be abused by said weapons and animals.

@Spore9996

3 жыл бұрын

@@ragnarokstravius2074 Or, you know, ANY of Franziska von Karma's cases where she literally whips the entire courtroom, and Phoenix in particular.

"There's only one race. The human race." *slap* "What about pregnant!?"

@softcrab3361

3 жыл бұрын

"Dont forget chocolate!"

@mirdav7954

3 жыл бұрын

I made this 1K likes

@emilpersidski

3 жыл бұрын

*Pregananant

@syahminorizan8064

3 жыл бұрын

Pregante

@dormortop

3 жыл бұрын

But what about Nascar!?

The worst part is that it fits AA perfectly, but then you remember it was said irl

@f-kiska9079

3 жыл бұрын

Не ожидала тебя здесь...

@janLilin

3 жыл бұрын

Except for 1:11

@1337dun

3 жыл бұрын

балдеж

@thelastmlg2699

3 жыл бұрын

@@janLilin if AA was rated M

@janLilin

3 жыл бұрын

@@thelastmlg2699 we're very lucky DD didn't have a rape case at least

Also "Judge, may we have a break so I could have a smoke?" killed me

@floof5359

3 жыл бұрын

the judge's response is what kills me

@Advokaiser

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah... a "smoke". Sure...

@floof5359

3 жыл бұрын

@@Advokaiser what else would he do, its not like he can yknow, leave, its a short break

@IrvingIV

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure if the reporter reading it back would be funnier if it was completely deadpan or completely serious.

@kos2919

3 жыл бұрын

@@IrvingIV deadpan of course, especially with the voice of Raven from teen titans

"how tall are you?" "5'2 in the summer, 5'1 in the winter." *confused confusing confusion*

@howdypartner8326

3 жыл бұрын

appearently the witness wore different shoes in each season lol

@Rita-kx3yr

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently the judge and attorneys had never heard of heels.

@ix_risor

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rita-kx3yr height is usually measured without shoes on

@Holocoasterr

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rita-kx3yr why would you measure your height while wearing heels???

@Rita-kx3yr

3 жыл бұрын

@@Holocoasterr" Why?" is a great question! Well I'm assuming they wanted her height to determine her line of sight or maybe to compare it with the height of a passage or something else. In either case, giving the height you'd usually be at the time makes sense. The witness just used a shorthand for "5'1 but 5'2 in my usual heels". The confusion is understandable with how it was phrased though.

i love the fact people, during a trial, started discussing their haircuts

@VelmiArtrid

3 жыл бұрын

It's so hard to believe that happened in a courtroom...

@blankness8

3 жыл бұрын

Im genuinely confused about that one. The other ones I can see how they could vaguely relate in context, but how does the hair discussion help either side of the case lmao

@ayyylmao101

3 жыл бұрын

They were still in opening statements/remarks made before proceedings were to start but the reporter took it down anyway LMAO

@ploppyjr2373

3 жыл бұрын

You can look at the case. Maybe there was actual context to it

@microwave8931

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine being murdered and seeing the court case of your killer and they're talking about their haircuts

Whenever I'm called to Jury, I hope I get to witness a situation as wild as these

@genoteh9706

3 жыл бұрын

I really hope you dont get called to jury never

@byel2844

3 жыл бұрын

@@genoteh9706 wholesome??

@DimitriSlobodianyk

3 жыл бұрын

@@genoteh9706 if you tell them you know about Jury Nullification they won't call you to Jury.

@jasper3706

3 жыл бұрын

@@DimitriSlobodianyk That's only if you intend to do it.

@hesiod_delta9209

3 жыл бұрын

Can I use jury-null to abstain from jury-duty?

"Do you know what foreskin is?" "No.." Ohh boy.

@al_fletcher

3 жыл бұрын

“Judge, may we have a break so I could go get a smoke?” “Yes, I think we could all use one.”

@polarknight5376

3 жыл бұрын

@@al_fletcher that lawyer was 100% a pervert and knew exactly what he was doing.

@Dragongaming-sf8gc

3 жыл бұрын

I7TUTHTUBFHGUH UTTHGHFYG I DON'T LIKE IT

@averagebear7648

3 жыл бұрын

“Do you know what a German helmet looks like?”

@seapop2629

3 жыл бұрын

Now imagine a dick wearing a german helmet

Ok the Maya's height thing feels like it's straight out of Ace Attorney lmao

@mertensiam3384

3 жыл бұрын

It does

@patrickdees5256

3 жыл бұрын

Way to close to Ace Attorney.

@weebjeez

3 жыл бұрын

It does. And, I guess... it is? Since when her sister's spirit takes over her body, she DOES grow taller.

@tilaNmanx

3 жыл бұрын

@@weebjeez omg

@astox.o5978

3 жыл бұрын

@@weebjeez wait, wait, does it mean that maya's possessed by mia all the time during summer??

"That's... remarkable" is code word for "how the h E L L"

@r.pizzamonkey7379

3 жыл бұрын

I believe I remember reading an excerpt of that transcript and she later went on to describe that she wore different shoes but couldn't understand why that would be relevant to her height

@nomblob5592

3 жыл бұрын

R. pizzamonkey Truly facepalm worthy. And its not the lawyer fault?

@r.pizzamonkey7379

3 жыл бұрын

@@nomblob5592 No this was a case where the witness was the idiot

@nomblob5592

3 жыл бұрын

R. pizzamonkey And here I thought PW cross examination is ridiculous enough. Real life witness is stranger than fiction

@AHBelt

3 жыл бұрын

@@r.pizzamonkey7379 The height of heels of women's shoes and boots can vary a lot.

Imagine having such a good connection with Jesus that he tells you day-by-day whether to go to work or not

@npc6817

3 жыл бұрын

Hey g-man how's the weather? Don't go to court this Wednesday, the vibes are straight up wack. You're a real one, thanks chief.

@doppelgangervortex

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@bug1494

3 жыл бұрын

"Hey lawyer your pretty cool. Dont go to the courthouse tommorrow." "Uh, thanks jesus."

@npc6817

3 жыл бұрын

@@bug1494 you make it sound like christ himself will shoot up a courthouse.

@donaldlarrimoreIII

3 жыл бұрын

Some people are truly like that, all jokes aside.

Fun fact: Most people had a sphincter spasm during this video

@dracodeanglicus3857

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: some of them had bowel movements.

@Bzorlan

3 жыл бұрын

@@dracodeanglicus3857 how do you know? Did you smell their bowel movements?

@skyrimlover777

3 жыл бұрын

How dare you post this while I'm watching this in the bathroom. Not necessarily using it, but I was in one.

@dracodeanglicus3857

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bzorlan smelled like crap...

@junejj2127

3 жыл бұрын

A who-?

Ah yes, the most notable of all duck-pheasant hybrids, the P H U C K

@timothytobias9107

3 жыл бұрын

At least the prosecutor gives a phuck for the client

@user-le8ul4nr5t

3 жыл бұрын

Phun fact: pacman was almost named puck man.

@ikrena4701

3 жыл бұрын

That was actually a clever pun ngl

@Invaeyncible

3 жыл бұрын

I was hoping that the defendant was gonna say that under ruling of the wild-life preservation act, he can not be imprisoned, because he is a strange hybrid bird.

@Mayooriki

3 жыл бұрын

I don't give a P-H-U-C-K about ducks

Everyone's talking about the penis and foreskin thing but is nobody going to point out that the case at 2:39 has a guy that refrigerated his own semen?

@Kbmands

3 жыл бұрын

And how Redd White is the perfect character for that line. Omfg.

@tokiWren

3 жыл бұрын

in his OFFICE

@veterayt6800

3 жыл бұрын

So he has cum jars in his fridge?

@goatslayer3160

3 жыл бұрын

@@veterayt6800 He was saving it for later.

@goncalocarneiro3043

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe it was being kept for the purposes of using it as a projectile at a later date? It is certainly a possibility.

“My client is described as chocolate.” “How do you describe her?” “Pregnant.” I can only assume everybody in that court was a stoner or something.

@MyDogIsYoshi

3 жыл бұрын

He must be colorblind, because he doesn't see race.

@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595

3 жыл бұрын

It was in Minneapolis it makes sense

@Diwasho

3 жыл бұрын

Being pregnant is a more distinct characteristic than being of color, I don't see what's wrong with this quote. In fact, most of these quotes probably sound, well, _sound_ in their original context.

@squirrel_killer-

3 жыл бұрын

@@Diwasho they are often rebuttals to preceived stupid. Or attempts to confound the other parties into saying something that incriminates them, provides something to hook onto to save a doomed case, or results in swaying jury or judge just enough to avoid an undesirable ruling. After all as a defense, the goal isn't to convince the room. It's to convince one person enough that they can't rule guilty. These often look to be defendants saying the crazy things. Hoping they plant some weird seed of doubt in a single mind. You only need to get one person to avoid a guilty ruling. The system relies on all or nothing rulings. All guilty or innocent.

@T.Gundham

3 жыл бұрын

Chocolate just means black???

Edgeworth: “No one would willingly have something inserted into their butt” Apollo: “....uh yeah about that-“

@infernaldisdain8051

3 жыл бұрын

Is a very Edgeworth quote too.

@npc6817

3 жыл бұрын

@@infernaldisdain8051 bold quote for a bottom

@infernaldisdain8051

3 жыл бұрын

@@npc6817 You assume he'd have sex. He may have lost his perfect prosecution streak, but he'll never let anyone take his virginity.

@npc6817

3 жыл бұрын

@@infernaldisdain8051 "I never lost my virginity because I never lose" -Miles Edgeworth

@ryuuisnothere

3 жыл бұрын

@@npc6817 sounds like something manfred von karma would say but thats even better

“How did you know the teeth came from a dead man?” “They weren’t moving.” I’m hyperventilating.

@iota-09

3 жыл бұрын

I'm seriously wondering if they meant the body or the teeth, and i have now very mixed feelings about that

@sophiesleeps12

3 жыл бұрын

@@iota-09 I understood that as if he was talking about the teeth and I didn't question it

@BrassWing

3 жыл бұрын

No you're not

@evanchauvey5417

2 жыл бұрын

This one legit made me pause for a few minutes cause I was laughing so hard and ended up choking on my own spit.

@silly_.rabbit2

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine you're just takin a nap and a dentist comes out of nowhere and steals your teeth

If you ever thought that Ace Attorney had quotes that would never be used irl, you were wrong.

@zoenorvell4202

3 жыл бұрын

tbh, i might use them too.

@ryanhernandez1877

3 жыл бұрын

Art imitates truth that is stranger than fiction. ...Or something like that?

@diegodeluquev1433

3 жыл бұрын

Please bring the parrot!

@_stupidbro

3 жыл бұрын

@@diegodeluquev1433 That actually happened, too

@alexs.7956

2 жыл бұрын

Yes XD

"My client is neither a drunk nor a duck!" ok fairs "WHAT THE PROSECUTOR HAS DONE IN THIS CASE IS CREATE A HYBRID BIRD THAT IS A CROSS BETWEEN A PHEASENT AND A DUCK!" How tf-

@Alblaka

2 жыл бұрын

It's just a pre-amble to the follow-up of accusing the prosecution to be 'phucking' with the defendant. Honestly, it's a pretty clever line-up.

Edgeworth: I am not acquainted with them. [Doubt Intensifies]

@grosebud4721

3 жыл бұрын

It’s also klapollo, because Apollo is the one who mentioned that it happens

@eafesaf6934

3 жыл бұрын

@@grosebud4721 are you kidding me

@Squirl7504

3 жыл бұрын

+

@SamySamy-db8uu

3 жыл бұрын

I WEEZED

@tacosquirrel9509

3 жыл бұрын

We'll just have to aek pheonix to sustain that statment, if you know what I mean

"What sound did he make as he was coming" "Could I ask the court reporter to read that last answer" What a lad

@austingole4861

3 жыл бұрын

That lawyer best be the best lawyer in the world if he can get away with that stunt and still get hired by people

@KnightOfGaea

3 жыл бұрын

Bailiff: I'll have what she's having.

@fishactivation5087

3 жыл бұрын

*B O N K*

@foximacentauri7891

2 жыл бұрын

Chad move

@silly_.rabbit2

2 жыл бұрын

Uhhhh

"My client is described as chocolate" "How would you describe her" "P R E G N A N T."

@dajmo2369

3 жыл бұрын

I can see why he said that, but, come on man, contextualise, esplicitate that the noun you’re referring to is not “skin”

@usernametaken017

3 жыл бұрын

Pregnanant

@sheiladesnoo8649

2 жыл бұрын

Pregante

@keqingsimp2174

2 жыл бұрын

Gregnant

@ferrucciocaracciuolo8139

Жыл бұрын

Praganta.

The "Did you smell the bowel movements?" really feels like an Ace Attorney moment, insisting on something that seems stupid at first but actually reveals that the witness knows more than they let on.

@redshirtveteran5688

2 жыл бұрын

True. Because what if he were wearing someone else's pants?!

@TheEepyMagi

2 жыл бұрын

I never really thought about how the smell of post-mortem bowel movements influence murder investigations and trials... not sure i even wanted to, but oh well.

@orelas167

Жыл бұрын

Love how the judge called out the attorney's "improper" question and then the attorney recovered.

Feels like these were ripped straight out of AO cases.

@thevengefulone57

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they do.

@firetarrasque4667

3 жыл бұрын

@Eric Lee Ace OH!-tourney, because the plot twist make you go OH!

@gokentopower4481

3 жыл бұрын

Attorney Online, you witnesses

@BroudbrunMusicMerge

3 жыл бұрын

@@gokentopower4481 The case-making site or the RP tool?

@gokentopower4481

3 жыл бұрын

@@BroudbrunMusicMerge Nono, he said it looks like one of the random cases you might get in AO, the game itself I think that's what he meant I have no idea anymore

For some reason, Gumshoe sadly declaring "There is no button..." Made me cackle like a madwoman.

@yuichikita6018

Жыл бұрын

Very in character.

@baofleurence7650

6 ай бұрын

Because Gumshoe wouldn't have enough money to replace his button.

"i am not acquaintanced with them" - miles edgeworth, desperately trying to hold the closet doors shut

@microwave8931

3 жыл бұрын

That can be interpreted in a few ways

@lightningfletch5598

2 жыл бұрын

Phrasing

@nito575

Жыл бұрын

​@@microwave8931 Both are gay, that's what matters.

"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, WHETHER HE WAS CIRCUMCISED IS *VITAL* TO THE CASE"

@schwellenangst1605

3 жыл бұрын

It kinda is?????

@schwellenangst1605

3 жыл бұрын

Don't wooosh me bro

@juanokug4

3 жыл бұрын

@@schwellenangst1605 I'm not a redditor But you should take a joke

@screamsinrussian5773

3 жыл бұрын

@@schwellenangst1605 no

@Mara_1337

3 жыл бұрын

I don't understand how people don't see that it's actually important? It does sound ridiculous of course. But like, it's clear why he wants to know

These videos have convinced me that the only non-realistic part of Ace Attorney is Maya getting possessed by Mia

Did you smell his bowel movements? (Cornered starts playing) That broke me lmao

Nobody: What's your skin color? Me: P R E G N A N T

@leavonderlieth5781

3 жыл бұрын

My skin color is pregernet-

@jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245

3 жыл бұрын

@@leavonderlieth5781 no its "pregnart".

@isweartofuckinggod

3 жыл бұрын

my pregnant is skin color

@santana7827

3 жыл бұрын

@@jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245 pregnet?

@jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245

3 жыл бұрын

@@santana7827 i mean PREGANTE!

10:57, two things: 1- I’m surprised she actually did that 2- I hope the second round was said with the most serious flat voice she could pull off

@Moleoflands

2 жыл бұрын

Sexual harassment at the workplace

“i’m 5’2 in the summer and 5’1 in the winter” is so in character for maya

The attorney knew exactly what he was doing when asking the reporter to read back the moans 💀

"Do you wear corrective glasses?" "..............." *awkward zoom* "There are three of you?" I mean, that's pretty relatable.

@Karak-_-

Жыл бұрын

How would that even work? You see double when brain can't put left and right eye tohether, but how would you get 3?

@Fragmentsinfractals488

Жыл бұрын

@@Karak-_- He might also be drinking...... maybe.

@kppzz

Жыл бұрын

@@Karak-_- he's seeing the holy trinity: father, son and holy layton

This man has control over the youtube algorithm and i could not be happier.

@alphawolfun7840

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@Lime_Sherbert

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@thelyric2751

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but does he control his sphincter spasms

@niteowl17

3 жыл бұрын

@@thelyric2751 😳😳😳

@dracodeanglicus3857

3 жыл бұрын

@@thelyric2751 I wonder if he got a haircut...

"As of now, the message is going to be that you're going into custody." Destruction 100

@Hawkatana

3 жыл бұрын

Ew, Reddit.

@michaeledmunds7266

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hawkatana says "Hawkatana"

@Hawkatana

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaeledmunds7266 Yes.

@SoulsRemaining

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaeledmunds7266 Yes.

@vvbbmm

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaeledmunds7266 Yes

I didn't even realize we segregated our prison populations by whether or not they have AIDS. Guess you learn something new, whether it be true or not, every day.

@gormauslander

3 жыл бұрын

I also learned today that we have prisons for fishing and hunting

@juanferrer5924

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds awful but then you think of the frequency of prison rape

@yourmum69_420

3 жыл бұрын

@Tyler Vincent he was racist because he didn't want to get aids?

@ceoofcapitalism

3 жыл бұрын

@Tyler Vincent Then how do you know it?

@tomasbeltran04050

3 жыл бұрын

@Tyler Vincent so you like nascar?

First time I come across one of these...just when you think "Ace Attorney is an exageration, there's no way real life court can be this chaotic or insane"...

@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx

2 жыл бұрын

Ace Attorney series do portray how the most ideal lawyers can excel through the most ridiculous of cases but real life cases has always been this stupidly laughable at best.

I will devote my life to law school if it means I can witness this shit happen in real live courts.

@joyeeverett6196

2 жыл бұрын

SAME!

@dragonslair951167

10 ай бұрын

Don't need a law degree. Most court cases are open to the public. You could just pop on over to the courthouse tomorrow if you wanted.

@dahlgalai

9 ай бұрын

If you went to law school, there are chances that you're not just witness it. You're the one who does it 😂

So many of these are from California. I can't say I'm surprised tho.

@General12th

3 жыл бұрын

California has 1/8th the US population. It stands to reason it would have 1/8th the number of court cases.

@AlexCreeper

3 жыл бұрын

@@General12th but its the most chaotic

@BlurryNova

3 жыл бұрын

Im surprised its not Florida with the most chaotic court cases. With Florida man and such.

@kikiretzorg1467

3 жыл бұрын

@@BlurryNova Florida has all of those news reports because the law is so lax on what the news is and isn't allowed to report. In the sheets, though... And yes I just called courtrooms "the sheets"

@michaeledmunds7266

3 жыл бұрын

I'm Californian and can confirm

Jesus christ, the one from 2:39 to 4:17 could almost perfectly fit into AA somehow. It's so insane and such a shit web of lies that it just works.

@xenrusxenomorph2268

3 жыл бұрын

If you tone it down I could perfectly see this as some bizarre dlcs case where White is trying to take custody of a child that may or may not be his for the money only. Because tax write of if you have a child. Mr white is the kind of man to do that.

@agiar2000

3 жыл бұрын

"Of course, I always keep a jar of my own semen in my office mini-fridge, for JUST SUCH AN OCCASION!! _I sUrE hOpE nO oNe StEaLs It!!"_

@xenrusxenomorph2268

3 жыл бұрын

@@agiar2000 That begs the question though.. He set this up as a huge publicity scandal. Now the problem is wither or not we give him a guilty or not guilty verdict.. Since He definitely ruined somenoe's life for this court case and somehow its still not his own.

@iLiketoLaugh123

3 жыл бұрын

​@@agiar2000 This guy canonically has a golden desk supported by naked statues of himself. If any character in the entire AA series has such a mini-fridge, it's going to be him.

Okay the sperm donor guy being Redd White of Bluecorp. is just SO fucking perfect tho, I’m losing my shit that’s exactly how he talks

@baofleurence7650

6 ай бұрын

Ha wasn't one though.

That last case, omfg. She could have just said moans or heavy breathing. But then, on top of that, he asked the reporter to read it back! Hilarious

In Ace Attorney, just about every little, seemingly-unimportant detail is important to the case. Real lawyers can't rely on conservation of detail; they have to use their own judgement to guess whether or not a given detail will be important. And it's usually safer to ask than not to...

3:00 -4:00 Mr Red White trying to get child support of a kid that may not even be his own for the tax write of 2020 colorized.

These were beautiful, I couldn't stop laughing at how dumb these sounded and how accurately these could fit in with Phoenix Wright

11:28 The poor reporter who had to transcribe that....

@soyalguienqueestamuyaburri8396

2 жыл бұрын

And then read it lmao

The way the judge just confusedly says "What" at 9:04 just kills me 🤣

Bruh, Herr Forehead is really offended by someone else’s haircut

how can i find the transcript of these cases? i would love to see how some of the cases went afterwords lmao edit: Found the book most of these are from "Disorder in the Court: Great Fractured Moments in Courtroom History" and also "Law and Disorder: Absurdly Funny Moments from the Courts"

@Chessete

3 жыл бұрын

its a shame it doesn't show how it goes after but maybe thats for the better

@ZorkasIshmael

3 жыл бұрын

Ok, I don't care how much they cost, I'm going to Amazon. BRB

@connorhughes8291

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZorkasIshmael only like $10 on kindle

@ZorkasIshmael

3 жыл бұрын

@@connorhughes8291 Thanks for the info

@Pavlinka__

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks! One day I went to a library and there was this old book that was a translation of a 19th century book about funny French cases. And in France, the court also investigates the crimes, so it was all aboutthe investigations and the court days and it was great and I can't find it anymore, I shoul've stolen it. Anyway. Books about court cases are cool.

"Did something come out?" "Yes." "What color was it?" WHAT

@usernametaken017

3 жыл бұрын

"What" isn't a color

' and the same argument can be made as it would relate to drunks and that's exactly what the defendant is' Are we just gonna ignore this lethal roast

@vaclavjebavy5118

3 жыл бұрын

section 69 P H U C K that whole case is perfection

@waharadome

3 жыл бұрын

fucking owned

ngl, this is the funniest shit i have seen in awhile, good way to close off 2020

The fact that the case made by an AI is better than most of these is honestly disturbing...

@planetary-rendez-vous

2 жыл бұрын

Where

"Did it look like it was wearing a german helmet or a turtleneck sweater?" excuse me while I go die from wheezing

This came out almost exactly when 2021 came in my timezone. Let's hope with this, we can leave stupidity and bullshit behind.

@magnum155

3 жыл бұрын

Ain't gonna happen, sorry. But hey, at least we can meme about it.

@gratedshtick

3 жыл бұрын

It will comeback tenfold

@cawareyoudoin7379

3 жыл бұрын

@@magnum155 Sorry, but that sounds highly negative, and I've got that already in my brain 24/7.

@cawareyoudoin7379

3 жыл бұрын

@@gratedshtick But maybe in a fun fun silly willy way at least? Poit

@crazy338866

3 жыл бұрын

This is a sign that it's only getting worse.

Me, every five seconds: **softly** "don't..." Also me every five seconds: **has to check pulse**

10:56 holy shit, this is insane, i cannot believe this actually happened in the real world

Me: "That quote was from the Christopher Armin case in Los Angeles." My Dad: "That was real? I thought it was from that attorney game you bought." Me: "It's too hard to discern truth from fiction nowadays because they are equally absurd."

@Chessete

3 жыл бұрын

haha

"Could you smell his bowel movements?" "WHAT!!!"

“Could I ask the court recorder to read back the last 3 answers?” I LOST IT LMAO

These have me convinced lawyers aren’t actually smart, just very good at arguing and investigating under the law

I AM NOT ACQUAINYED WITH THEM

I love you Entire segment of 8:53 had me crying

@Ramsey276one

3 жыл бұрын

8:11 got me started XD

@strionic770

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit that was the best one

@KrackmcKitty

2 жыл бұрын

The judges FACE XD

_Thanks for keeping the fanbase alive. This is gold._

That last one....I can't believe he got away with that question...

That reminds me a case years ago in my country. The hitman was sentenced by "simple murder", but his lawyer speak like he comited assasination. The judge stop him and say: "you want your client 20 more years?" Oh boi, we laugh so Hard.

The idea of Phoenix, Edgeworth, and the judge smoking behind the courthouse like those kids from 80s movies behind their school amuses me

People say court in real life is more serious but the fact that all these quotes are so fitting in the ACE ATTORNEY universe says a lot about real life lawyers. 11:52 why does that feel like something Edgeworth would say even tho he probably doesn't smoke?

"Ah, ahh, ahhh, ahhhhh, AHHH, A HHHHHH HHHHHH, A HHH HH HHHHHH" - Goethe, my favourite quote from Faust.

Did the judge and prosecution SERIOUSLY think that anal sex just isn't a thing people enjoy recreationally?

@raerohan4241

3 жыл бұрын

Might have been in a very conservative area Edit: realised it was in Boston. I do not know what Boston is like. If it isn't conservative, it might have been a trial from a while back. If it's not, the judge and prosecutor could both be sheltered, I guess

@grandbean9031

3 жыл бұрын

@@raerohan4241 But that is ignorance to the point where they really shouldn't be judging or prosecuting anybody. You can't be a judge and not know about anal, considering that implies you also don't know anything about gay people who most practice it and also the rape of men is usually through anal. All of this is so basic and crucial even 20 years ago that it's ridiculous.

@raerohan4241

3 жыл бұрын

@@grandbean9031 Hey, it’s just speculation. I really don’t know any other realistic reason they might not have known. But whatever the reason, they didn’t know. And well, no one ever said the American legal system was perfect

@grandbean9031

3 жыл бұрын

@@raerohan4241 Yeah sorry if I sound angry at you. Just buffled at the overall idea.

@Messilegend1000

3 жыл бұрын

@@grandbean9031 Do you really think they care about rape against men? Get a life. We men are, and perhaps always will be, fodder and machinery. Our own kin will turn away if we are wronged.

"That was a great start" killed me

The Edward Novak case sounds cursed.

@yesno7889

3 жыл бұрын

Not as cursed as the last one for sure.

dude arguing over foreskin was weird

@Ramsey276one

3 жыл бұрын

Law is VERY DETAIL ORIENTED XD

@yourmum69_420

3 жыл бұрын

makes sense to be honest, but the way he worded it was weird

@waffles7z

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed I mean, which normal not weird person would say "if we left you alone in the courtroom you could spring a hard-on eight inches long, and you know it!"

@yourmum69_420

3 жыл бұрын

@@waffles7z who said that?

@Ardorstorm

2 жыл бұрын

@@waffles7z I truly wonder how that lawyer knows it would be eight inches 👀

Starting to realize this series is WAAAAYYY more realistic than I thought.

6:35 Edgeworth going full ACE Attorney in this case

Dahlia just went beyond super saiyan with that one.

10:56 I don't think it was coffee inside that cup.

@mimszanadunstedt441

3 жыл бұрын

Frigerated semen

How someone gains/loses an inch of height depending on the season is beyond me. And beyond everyone in the court.

@sausagelynx

3 жыл бұрын

I would guess either cold making your spine compress or (more likely) the footwear. But aren't winter boots usually taller than regular shoes tho?

@thaias9654

3 жыл бұрын

@@sausagelynx aren’t you supposed to take your height with either the same footwear every time, no footwear, or subtract the height gained from the footwear?

@raerohan4241

3 жыл бұрын

@@thaias9654 Someone else commented that the discrepancy was indeed because of her shoes, and she didn't realise you're supposed to give your height w/o them or something

What kills me the most about it is that in the duck scenario. BOTH LAWYERS HAVE DUMB QUOTES. It's a wild case.

11:20 Marc Blessoff(, Chicago) Is a perverted genius :c

@edulopes5502

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I really want to know if there's a recording of that XD

@TRRailfan

3 жыл бұрын

@@edulopes5502 go to horny jail _bonk_

Sphincter Spasm I am learning something new.

Literally just saw the first vids 4 hours ago. The algorithm is insane today

7:45 I love the pursuit music that comes on as soon as he said it

@tahamohammad8842

4 ай бұрын

And the fact that it’s cornered 2004 variation, the very last thing you hear before you corner the killer of bridge to the turnabout in the climax of the entire trilogy just makes it exponentially funnier

11:34 That's not dumb, that's genius.

5:27 I can't believe they just, forgot gays exist 😂

@Wintd1

3 жыл бұрын

Not to mention that some straight couples do anal too. Makes me wonder what world that prosecutor lives in.

@kikiretzorg1467

3 жыл бұрын

@@Wintd1 Beverly Hills

@blueknight2983

3 жыл бұрын

@@Wintd1 boston apparently

@fossilfighters101

3 жыл бұрын

+

@Pihsrosnec

3 жыл бұрын

Not to mention the judge was fine with it

11:22 I can't believe it was real

3:34 hol up, back up. Don't gloss it over as if it's normal for a man to have refrigerated sperm in his office's fridge 😭

@jessicabellandy5687

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's for the home fridge.

@usernametaken017

3 жыл бұрын

You don't?

@nameless44421

2 жыл бұрын

@@usernametaken017 You do?

@usernametaken017

2 жыл бұрын

@@nameless44421 duh

@nameless44421

2 жыл бұрын

@@usernametaken017 Now I’m legit questioning if this is a normal thing to do

11:32 this guy knew what he was doing and i wish i could reach that level of trollege

The court demands you get a haircut!

Edgeworth WOULD say that though [2:13]

10:04 man knew he would inevitably drop the soap. wanted to at least be healthy afterwards.

What perfect timing! I was just recommended the previous ones!

4:27 Apollo doesn't see race.

i love that you put the chapters with the cases in the vid, its neat dude

For 7:00, I think the lawyer was just trying to avoid an objection for asking a leading question. Hilarious vid tho nice job!

Edgeworth thoroughly explaining his duck/drunk analogy and the judge simply responding with "what." is one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

“Judge, may we have a break so I can have a smoke?” “Yes I think we could all use one” Mood

7:40 I love how this is a genuine, bonafide objection worthy moment