I was holding it together until "In what month of pregnancy does a woman begin to look pregnant?" "September."

@topchief777

3 ай бұрын

I lost it at Turkey…Turkey…Turkey! 😂😂😂

@stevevasta

3 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@alexjordan9370

2 ай бұрын

I lost it at that one too! His reaction was priceless!

@leec6707

2 ай бұрын

The reason he said 'turkey' repeatedly was because he'd overheard the earlier answer of 'chicken'. It's often re-shown in the UK. Still funny though.

@joachimb5721

2 ай бұрын

Which IS the 9th month!

The curly-haired man who said "morning" and "night" was an incredibly good sport because Richard was basically insulting him.

@sureshmukhi2316

3 ай бұрын

Richard was concerned about him because he did well on the previous episode.

@curtyeomans8446

3 ай бұрын

I mean two other people said night when asked that question so … 🤷🏻‍♂️ (what gets me is that Richard didn’t think North Carolina was a southern state simply because it has “North” in its name)

@dominickbellicini8196

3 ай бұрын

Basically? He destroyed the lad

@joachimb5721

2 ай бұрын

I guess the North in its name makes it a bad answer because you can expect many to think like Richard

@Jempai

2 ай бұрын

That guy was a genius for those answers

I think “a group of pill-pushers” is brilliant, frankly.

@viperdemonz-jenkins

5 ай бұрын

for real.

@garywright4106

4 ай бұрын

Except, that one p is already showing

@BlaacHollow

4 ай бұрын

I was thinking "a group of ball bashers"

@Sniperboy5551

4 ай бұрын

That’s exactly what I thought! Fucking hilarious!

@jacklow9611

4 ай бұрын

It fit the blanks.

That turkey one gets me every time.😂

@terranceparsons5185

4 ай бұрын

He obviously knew one of the answers was turkey, maybe someone told him.

@paulrichards6894

4 ай бұрын

@@terranceparsons5185 it is strange...thats too much of a coincidence...but the face on his relatives were a picture....they were fuming

@fredgarvin716

4 ай бұрын

@@terranceparsons5185 Apparently he overheard the answer "chicken" in the first round and figured that turkey would also be a good answer, but he didn't know which question it was. With turkey stuck in his head, he used it 3 times.

@terranceparsons5185

4 ай бұрын

@@fredgarvin716 he will forever be known as the turkey muppet.

@MollieFrieWeevilGenius

4 ай бұрын

I love that it gets more and more relevant 😂

The Turkey guy will always be epic

@sungchoi1415

4 ай бұрын

One of his family member was pissed....lol did u see it?

@AutomaticDuck300

3 ай бұрын

He overheard a staff member saying that Turkey was one of the answers but he wasn’t sure which one. So he just said it for all of them.

@joachimb5721

2 ай бұрын

That would be the explanation - i found it very strange that he said turkey first and later he was supposed to say something that can be stuffed, that was very fishy.

@KW-gb9cd

Ай бұрын

Moral: Never play this game while hungry.

@LoyalmoonieProductions

2 күн бұрын

Sadly, he passed away in the early 2000s.

I like it that they used to stop clock to have laughs on family feud

@renakunisaki

4 ай бұрын

They still do?

@nursewithanosering

2 ай бұрын

I like that it used to be hosted by literally anyone other than that doofus Harvey.

@dogboy8679

Ай бұрын

@@nursewithanoseringL opinion

@nursewithanosering

Ай бұрын

@@dogboy8679 Steve Harvey is an L of a human. His personality and opinions are so off putting to me that I find it hard to enjoy him.

@kevingreen7824

Ай бұрын

Richard Dawson was the best

“Name a country starting with the letter “T.” “TURKEY!”

@torstenscholz6243

3 ай бұрын

Name a kind of key. Turkey!

@pgramsey1

3 ай бұрын

Something that makes you happy when you go bowling. BEER!

@Tyler_Holmes1999

3 ай бұрын

@@pgramsey1 That's so real! 😂

@Tyler_Holmes1999

3 ай бұрын

@@torstenscholz6243 Name a Russian composer: TCHAIKOVS-KEY!!!

@curtyeomans8446

3 ай бұрын

The look that man’s family gave him …

"Name something that Russia is famous for." "...Russians!" He's not wrong though. Russia is known the world over for producing Russians. Ask anyone.

@ronwallace6273

2 ай бұрын

whats funny to about these is the fact that all these families won there games to get to the end

@stephthestar90

Ай бұрын

I would have said Putin, Kaspersky Antivirus or cyber attacks

@ThunderFist1978

Ай бұрын

So how dumb were the other families’ answers?

@ButUrWrongTho

Ай бұрын

And alligator is an animal name with 3 letters in it. 3 letters and then 6 more letters.

@maargenbx1454

Ай бұрын

Yep. And of course the BBQ smoke blows in the direction of the wind…how would it do otherwise?? These people were robbed!

A toaster oven is actually an awesome first year college student gift.

@edparadis4371

4 ай бұрын

i wish i got a toaster over when i went away to college

@ravinraven6913

4 ай бұрын

you're joking, just as good as giving a dozen packs of socks. Since most places have an oven. Most want a microwave now. I was given a toaster, never used it. Given a microwave and I use it all the time.

@playerthirteen9695

4 ай бұрын

@@ravinraven6913 um...you're joking....a toaster oven is NOT a toaster...more importantly, a microwave makes things soggy, toaster oven does just fine....how old are you?

@alykazaam

4 ай бұрын

Agreed - I didn't think that was a bad answer. I used mine often when I lived in the dorms.

@karaoconnoraliasraidra

4 ай бұрын

This reminds me of a radio ad for Meijer (a supermarket in Michigan and Ohio) years ago. It had a dorm representative talking about how great the year was going to be, then saying her rules were, “No microwaves, blenders, toasters, or toaster ovens, no irons, no curling irons, and no hot plates.” (Or something to that effect) The voiceover then announced, “Meijer: the place to buy microwaves, blenders, toasters, toaster ovens, irons, curling irons, and hot plates!”

“A group of pill-pushers” will always be the greatest answer.

@scottylewis8124

2 ай бұрын

This is wheel of fortune, Joe!

Peter Tomarken- "What article of clothing does the bride wear to protect her from evil spirits?" Contestant- "A chasity belt."

The "Alligator" answer will never get old. 😂

@snapmalloy5556

4 ай бұрын

Well, it does have 3 letters..😂

@tomwigal8856

4 ай бұрын

​@@snapmalloy5556should have played the whole clip especially when he has Bob you don't use narcotics do you and Bob said No but I will

@hydrolito

4 ай бұрын

Either written in a script or he thought it would make him famous or hard of hearing and missed 3 letter part.

@hydrolito

4 ай бұрын

@@snapmalloy5556 Not exactly.

@resistoppression3089

4 ай бұрын

@@hydrolito He misinterpreted it as an animal with 3 of the same letter in its name. He said that after the answer reveal.

To be fair North Carolina is a southern state

@MultisportOfficial

5 ай бұрын

Not as southern as SOUTH Carolina

@caffeinatedkatie4696

3 ай бұрын

Eastern North Carolina is often included as part of "The Deep South"

@troywright359

3 ай бұрын

That guy was a straight comedian, very quick witted

@davidmcgill1000

2 ай бұрын

@@MultisportOfficial South Dakota however would've been a stupid answer.

@joachimb5721

2 ай бұрын

It‘s a southern state but not a good answer because you can expect people to not name that one, because it intuitively doesn‘t sound southern.

I love it when you can see the expressions change when they realize WAY too late how dumb the answer was

They acted like that guy was stupid for saying "North Carolina" as an answer for "Name a Southern state" but it IS a Southern state! That wouldn't be my first answer, but don't act like he's an idiot for correctly identifying one of the Southern states!

@barbhurst4367

Ай бұрын

Exactly! I thought the same things.🙂

@thecrepeofdeath

Ай бұрын

​@@barbhurst4367and the show that was so condescending to the lady went on to say that the correct answer was that dinosaurs were reptiles?? oof

@junglemoose2164

Ай бұрын

​@@thecrepeofdeathDinosaurs are reptiles.

@junglemoose2164

Ай бұрын

You're supposed to guess how most people are going to answer. Most people won't say North Carolina.

@lindsierose797

Ай бұрын

​@@junglemoose2164 ok... It's still not a dumb answer. It's not how most people would answer, but it's not a dumb answer. A dumb answer would be "Maine."

"Name a Yellow fruit...." "ORANGE!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

In all seriousness, "A Group of Pill-Pushers" had me laughing _so hard_ that I found myself unable to breathe, started choking, and threw up.

"A gun" Well, he's not wrong. lol

9:23 The whole segment of the this September is hilarious. Richard Dawson absolutely looses it.😂

Helicopters are absolutely used for tuna fishing. They're critical in searching for them.

@wannawatchu66

4 ай бұрын

I would've said, "Search 'n' Rescue." And if that had already been given, my alternate answer would've been "Lifeflight" (flying critical patients to a hospital).

@masere

3 ай бұрын

Oil rig transportation would be my main answer​@wannawatchu66

@nursewithanosering

2 ай бұрын

​@masere A helicopter wouldn't be able to transport an oil rig anywhere. First of all it would be WAY too heavy--*maybe* if you had like 4 helicopters you could pull it off. Second of all, it would be pretty dangerous, especially if there's a crew on the oil rig. You'd have to transport the people off the rig first, and I can't even imagine how you'd even do that.

@SubParPilot

2 ай бұрын

@@nursewithanosering lmfaoo He obviously means transporting people to and from an oil rig out in the water lol

@nursewithanosering

2 ай бұрын

@@SubParPilot haha, I know. I thought the last line had at least a couple of heavy hints that I knew what he meant and was joking. Sorry, dumb sense of humor sometimes. I am also pretty high kinda right now. But I *did* have to Google 'oil rigs helicopter' before commenting. While I didn't think he meant that the chopper picked up the rig, I honestly had no idea what he meant. I am also pretty high kinda right now.

Actually, helicopters and or small planes are used for tuna fishing. My mother-in-law actually has her pilot's license for tuna fishing

@renakunisaki

4 ай бұрын

They should try boats.

@MrSonicHedgehog

4 ай бұрын

I thought of two off the top of my head, police and coast guard

@wannawatchu66

4 ай бұрын

@@MrSonicHedgehog Also, search and rescue, and hospital (air ambulance).

Ah yes, the famous children’s storybook, Willie the Pooh

@jamesm.3967

3 ай бұрын

Sing-along everybody… Willie the Pooh, Willie the Pooh🧸

@benjaminlynch9958

2 ай бұрын

He’s like the discount store brand character for people who don’t want to pay full price for the original brand.

@gerdsfargen6687

Ай бұрын

Later rebranded as Dick da shite and then Richard Da Turd.

@Tinyman12

9 күн бұрын

@@jamesm.3967 LOL HAHA

On the Australian version of Family Feud, one of the questions was "Another word for little" and the contestant answered "Big."

@torstenscholz6243

3 ай бұрын

On the German version, the question was "Name another word for 'good'." Candidate: "Bad." 🤣

@troywright359

3 ай бұрын

In Russian version, the question was another word for Putin. Candidate: "Putout"

"Make a note of this show" was Richard's version of "you're gonna be on KZread."

@agentoferis7267

Ай бұрын

He might not have known exactly how or when, but Richard knew that the clip would be saved and shared with future generations.

You need to see the whole clip of the September answer. Richard loses it with next contest

@stevelozano9523

5 ай бұрын

Every woman needs to watch out for that month😂

@kimberlysevastyanenko3798

4 ай бұрын

​@@stevelozano9523 Funny thing is, that is the month I started to show.

@jacklow9611

4 ай бұрын

@@stevelozano9523 What if she gets pregnant in September or October? She wouldn't be showing until at least December/January.

@niceguy169

4 ай бұрын

Found the clip on KZread, :) Every time I comment a link, even a KZread, it quietly secretly deletes my comment, so this is the KZread ID: bNoV_kSe7Dk

@trilobitalbino

4 ай бұрын

Hold the cloOOOck!

The Turkey Guy wasn't dumb. He was a Genius😂

@tomedy_official

4 ай бұрын

What do you mean? Who takes a Turkey to the beach?

@Firestar-TV

4 ай бұрын

@@tomedy_official some People might 🙃 But some of the other Answers made Sense

@Firestar-TV

4 ай бұрын

Mostly a comedic Genius though 🙃

@donbuyshousescash4765

4 ай бұрын

​​@@Firestar-TVI don't think so.. Giving dumb Answers isn't funny.

@virg0_lem0nade

4 ай бұрын

@@donbuyshousescash4765- Then why on earth did you choose to click on this video? 🤣

The answer is always Turkey

@ElStinko-ve6mb

28 күн бұрын

And it ran the gamut from “utterly absurd” to “technically correct but completely useless” to “actual good answer.”

"Imagine an average person. Now, remember half the people are dumber than that." -- George Carlin.

Carol was always my favourite Bond villain

@hydrolito

4 ай бұрын

Was Carol Burnette in a Jame Bond spoof?

@darthvirgin7157

4 ай бұрын

ya, but in a later chapter, in an astonishing plot twist, Julie turned out to be the villainous head of Spectre.

@Powerranger-le4up

4 ай бұрын

@@hydrolitoshe was.

Family Feud is the exception, many winning answers are the result of the people polled having utterly misunderstood the question.

The what time do you wake up and go to bed, "Morning", "Night" Was something a kid would answer, It was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh man. 😂

@martinpaulsen1592

3 ай бұрын

Look me in the eye and tell me he's wrong...

@komodosp

18 күн бұрын

Honestly I didn't see anything wrong with those answers till I saw 6:00 on the board...

@2Fast4Mellow

5 күн бұрын

To be fair, the were searching for the hour people go to bed. Time is very ambiguous.

The obviously filmed the turkey part before lunch Guess what he wanted for lunch 😁

@Alakaizer

5 ай бұрын

Chicken

@untexan

4 ай бұрын

The story goes that he heard someone in the audience saying turkey would be a good answer as he was coming on stage, so he kept saying turkey until it made sense

@cbroz7492

4 ай бұрын

..re.inded me if the SNL skit with Steve Martin.. every answer was "Romaine lettuce:...

Way of the wind seems sensible

The helicopter used for tuna fishing was hilarious!

@scottwatson1840

3 ай бұрын

the funny thing is that they actually are

"Apliplistacistoriens!" "What was that?" "Pli-plist, P-L-E-I-O-C-E-T-E-N-E-S-O-U-S." Had me in friggin' stitches!!! XD

@064pointbreak

4 ай бұрын

Another word for reptiles😂😂😂

@pryt86

3 ай бұрын

Lmao same

@chope6786

3 ай бұрын

She basically sounded like a science genius to me! I was wondering if that was the scientific name for real. 😂😮

@JasmineSurrealVideos

3 ай бұрын

I think she was thinking of a plesiosaur which is a type of dinosaur?

@JillC

3 ай бұрын

I think she was thinking of Pleistocene but that’s an age.

Should be 'Funny game show answers that keep getting FUNNIER'!!!

September is the one that about put Richard Dawkins in the grave.

@MajorSeventh

2 ай бұрын

Or made him believe in God.

the guy around 3:50 was actually TOO smart.

1:34 the guy on the right looked pissed 😅

A group of “ pill pushers “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲 the best 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love the September answer

@129140163

4 ай бұрын

9:22

“A group of pill-pushers” wasn’t such a bad answer 😂

@DavidWsTrainVideos

4 ай бұрын

As funny as it was….there was already a P on the board. So yes it was.

Host: “A beverage you stir before drinking.” Contestant: “WAaTeR!”

@Illusion517

3 ай бұрын

Why yes, that was in fact in the video. Astute observation!

@kyuuteevee

3 ай бұрын

@@Illusion517 haha lol

@Canleaf08

2 ай бұрын

Not wrong... If you have a powder...

@MajorSeventh

2 ай бұрын

@@Canleaf08 Dehydated H2O, just add water and stir.

@PhilBagels

9 күн бұрын

Gotta make sure the hydrogen is thoroughly mixed with the oxygen.

Helicopters are used to track schools of tuna.

I relate too much to the first woman. I say something dumb, and then squirm when I realize.

Pleistocene turned out more accurate than reptile

@Jennyfisch

4 ай бұрын

That's not how you spell Pleiocetenesous

@fdsfsdfsd1552

4 ай бұрын

@baoxidiaoyu - What do you mean? Pleistocene isn't even a classification of animals at all, much less a classification of animals that dinosaurs belong to.

@Jennyfisch

4 ай бұрын

@@fdsfsdfsd1552 We now know though (or at least have substantial evidence) that dinosaurs weren't reptiles. I'm not an expert, but I think the current theory is that they were closer to birds. If they were their own classification, however, we might as well call them Pleiocetenesous (which, I would like to stress again, is the correct spelling, source being that woman in the video).

@EM_ARCHER

4 ай бұрын

Agreed!

@fdsfsdfsd1552

4 ай бұрын

​@@Jennyfisch - Well, sure, if you make up a brand-new classification of animals that's defined to be the one that dinosaurs belong to, then you get an accurate answer to the question. But you might as well respond to "What's the capital of Kazakhstan" with "Gleepoglorpo" and insist that this is an accurate answer because "Gleepoglorpo" is defined as the capital of Kazakhstan.

Richard Dawson's future wife was the opponent during the 'gun' moment.

Nice of them to pause the clock while the host recovers.

Villain: Farewell Mr Bond! It will be a pleasure seing you die! Bond: This isn‘t over, Carol!

@chap666ish

4 ай бұрын

Brilliant 😁

@darthvirgin7157

4 ай бұрын

i guess you missed the plot twist in the end when Julie turned out to be the villainous head of Spectre.

@SirBarth

4 ай бұрын

I read this one in Roger Moore's voice.

@MajorSeventh

2 ай бұрын

Bond: Do you expect me to talk? Clairol: On the contrary Mr Bond, I expect you to dye!

Wish there was somewhere to watch the older versions of Family Feud. So funny without everything being a sexual innuendo.

@oxideactual1018

4 ай бұрын

We must watch different episodes then.🤷🏻‍♂️

@smellincoffee

4 ай бұрын

There are a lot of clips on KZread. Not sure about whole episodes.

@terranceparsons5185

4 ай бұрын

Ooooeerrrrr whoops Mrs. That's a big one!

@andrewbomkamp3708

4 ай бұрын

fr. literally every question is made sexual with steve harvey, it's unwatchable

@zeeboss2762

4 ай бұрын

@@smellincoffee Buzzr exists

When the show was for family 😊

@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823

22 күн бұрын

Up until.they asked for a Bond character. And Pussy Galore would have worked

6:35 in. Stupid Question - Nothing has "replaced" stairs. There are alternatives, but stairs will always be.

@Nebneshton96

4 ай бұрын

It’s family feud though so it’s about what the most common answer is. Obviously implied to be elevator.

@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823

22 күн бұрын

​@@Nebneshton96escalator or chair lift thing, too.

“Give me an animal whose name is three letters?” “Alligator!” I’M DEAD! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Based on what we now know about dinosaurs, their classification could be confusing

@AnAccount

3 ай бұрын

yeah if that question was asked today the correct answer would be "birds"

Tuna fishing with helicopters 😂🤣😂. Well shit it turns out she knew what she was talking about. They actually do use them for spotting schools

@AC-os1he

4 ай бұрын

Well I guess we're the dumb ones 😂 The more you know ⭐

1:30: "Turkey" hahaha 😅 His family members: "We are doomed". 😠

I always bring a turkey to the beach with me. Always. Why? Just in case it might be the answer on Family Feud. Give him 1 point there.

Don't know if it's going to be on here but newlywed game "most unusual place you made whopee? Answer "My butt."

4:15 Must be an early episode of Family Feud. I don't think I've seen an episode showing both the board and the contestant like this before (usually, it's the first contestant's answers and the second contestant being shown via chromakey on the second half of the board)

@MajorSeventh

2 ай бұрын

Yes, first season.

soooo "a group of pill-pushers" is not the answer...??

@SimonMoon5

4 ай бұрын

It's a group of well-wishers.

pleiocetenesous @ 2:52

Might be the funniest video I've ever seen on KZread

@elizabethbarberis9957

4 ай бұрын

I agree. I was crying 😂.

You can squeeze peanut butter today who's laughing now

I upgraded the staircase in my home...Doc says I will be out of traction in about six weeks.

2:45 definately a meme there

Curly haired guy had some good answers. Too bad the survey didn’t say so.

An animal with three letters in its name "an alligator"

Dude is so pissed off @1:35 hahaha

Name something you like to squeeze. "PEANUT BUTTER!!!"

Name a reason helicopters are used for? Tuna fishing No wonder it's expensive

@escabasket153

4 ай бұрын

It’s actually a correct answer though lol

The September joke is always funny I laught so hard I have a good week

Steve Harvey posited the question..."Nsme a word that begins with 'pork'...dud said 'porcupine'...

@Ripplin

4 ай бұрын

No, he said 'upine.'

Name something that you take to the beach: Turkey. Best answer ever😂

2:28 That’s Richard Dawson’s future wife, Gretchen Johnson.

3:26 has to be the worst fast money in the history of the show

@Lincolntowncoupe

4 ай бұрын

I beg to differ. This will always be the worst: kzread.info/dash/bejne/X2eCzZutZ5DYc9Y.html

@aplive58

2 ай бұрын

Behold 8:03. Two idiots.

The wheel was better than stairs twice.

@hydrolito

4 ай бұрын

Instead of elevator can put in Ferris wheel to go to other floors.

North Carlonia is a southern state but South Carolina would be a better answer.

That one guy that said get yp in the morning and go to bed at night. Hecwas full of bad answers. Even before the final. How did his family still win?

2:45 pleiocetenesous

Time get up guy was sooo stoned! 😅😅😅

Could be stage fright. Imagine yourself on national TV, you know your whole neighborhood is watching, probably your employer too, and now you're supposed to appear calm, smart and in control, without coming across as cocky. Doesn't mean the contestants are dumb. They just blurt out the first thing that comes to mind, and often realize the big no-no immediately, but too late. If l were on stage, l'd have a panic attack AND would soil myself. Cut those people some slack.

@Sniperboy5551

4 ай бұрын

I would need a few drinks beforehand

@inganorden1816

4 ай бұрын

@@Sniperboy5551 Maybe a little courage in a bottle would help, but could also have the opposite effect and make a person say something totally outrageous, lol!😳🥴🤪

@hd-xc2lz

4 ай бұрын

Being dumb can pay off when playing Family Feud, as polling determines correctness of answer.

@inganorden1816

4 ай бұрын

@@hd-xc2lz You're right: l was often surprised when a number of people had given the same silly answer! Have you ever watched "America says" show? You won't believe what the contestants come up with!🤪

@thetvbaby83

4 ай бұрын

My boss was on the price is rt. She couldn't tell anyone the outcome of the show. People bet on anything now a days. PS. Maybe because she won a lil SUV too 😂 idonno

8:53 water 🤣🤣🤣

9:26 ....and it was at that monent she knew she fucked up.

@6:15 the same guy who tough ALLIGATOR had 3 letters in its name.

i cant blame any of these people. my brain turns off anytime there is a time limit

It takes someone special to appear twice in this video.

@agomodern

4 ай бұрын

Probably a rerun. .

Got to give the presenters credit for having patience with these answers

Thank you for posting this😂

I'd take a toaster oven over a typewriter to college these days that's for sure.

The fact the the answer "wheel" caeup twice for the same question is what astonishes me

Squeeze that peanut butter

@majik1973

4 ай бұрын

That's how you make sure it's fresh 😄

AND i thought steve did it better, this game has always been funny😂😂😂

@rippedgenes

4 ай бұрын

Steve is a pretender to the throne.

7:38 - 7:48 That is not a dumb answer.

Since the first time I saw the clip I’ve been calling him “ Willie the Pooh’ to this day.

Who knew a chipmunk was a type of bird🤷‍♀️ theres a new breed of bird folks😂

The Turkey one is Uk unfortunately...

@blackenedheart9592

5 ай бұрын

It's hilarious 😅 I've seen it years ago. Lol. I love it.

@paulrichards6894

4 ай бұрын

its the best one by a mile

lol 1:21. Turkey !!!!

that face @ 2:56 will haunt my dreams forever

Thanks! I needed that.

my favorite dumb one, though it wasn't the contestant, but the people polled, the question was, "What american holidays does Canada NOT also have, #1 answer....thanksgiving.