Dude Where's My Car? | House M.D.
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The Mob gifts and replaces House's car when he's made to cover up treatment for a patient that he would have hidden anyway. So at this point House is stuck trying to figure out how rude it would be to turn down a gift from some gangsters but there are worse predicaments to be stuck in.
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Season 1 Episode 15 "Mob Rules"
House is placed under a court order to determine what is ailing a mobster (Joey Arnello, played by Joseph Lyle Taylor) due for federal testimony and the Witness Protection Program. The witness's brother, a lawyer, works against the team and the testimony when his brother is diagnosed with Hepatitis C. Cuddy continues to battle Vogler over House's importance to the hospital.
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- "My car has being stolen" - "Or reinCARnated" MC Wilson arrived to the House MD with wordplay and no mercy.
@BarryMikokinju
2 жыл бұрын
Noice one
@NewWesternFront
2 жыл бұрын
ok Alvie
@georgemartin2221
2 жыл бұрын
@@BarryMikokinju English accent? Noice.
@Strugglking
Жыл бұрын
lol just like watson from sherlock
@JoshuaG
5 ай бұрын
@@NewWesternFrontLmao i read it exactly like Alvie would 😂
House wearing a labcoat gives the same feel as when Bart Simpson has his hair combed.
@liquidsleepgames3661
3 жыл бұрын
Any episode that has Church in the Simpson's he has his hair up.
@handsomesquidward5160
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if he was clean shaven and cut his hair trimmed.
@ragingmollusk2640
2 жыл бұрын
Totally
@fortheloveofmusictalkshow7971
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@Error0Z7J9Q6A
2 жыл бұрын
Or if he wore a blue tshirt
As easy as Vogler is to hate, I've got to admit that "D-D-Doctor House, in the house!" Is annoyingly catchy
@Stuart267
Жыл бұрын
I preferred him to Tritter,
@bigbillrecords
7 ай бұрын
@@Stuart267Tritter was relentless 😂
@kalebjohnson7991
7 ай бұрын
@@bigbillrecordsbut he had a good motive
@Fucisko
7 ай бұрын
@@kalebjohnson7991 no
@JoshuaG
5 ай бұрын
@@FuciskoCheck again 👍
"They're gangsters too, but they are thoughtful." Just love House when he is happy.
House's whiteboard eraser tap and his "Good morning" makes it seem like he's a teacher getting ready to teach a class of kids lol.
@frankbucciantini388
3 жыл бұрын
He kinda is... in some way
@jackdoesstuff2466
3 жыл бұрын
Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought that
@witham241
3 жыл бұрын
Princeton-Plainsboro is a teaching hospital
@dars5229
3 жыл бұрын
House is always taking everyone to school.
@battlenurse8512
3 жыл бұрын
@Jaša Cucek the board can be turned upside down its a back to back whiteboard u can see it in some episodes
"Or reinCARnated" I love Wilson😂😂
Awww, the three OG ducklings are like oblivious little kids hanging out together while House and Wilson are the adults watching them and waiting to break the grim news... it's kinda sweet for some reason.
@colinjohn174
3 жыл бұрын
The way you describe them as ducklings 🥺😂
@darthimperious1594
2 жыл бұрын
What I find sweet is that House doesn't want to fire them, and both he and Wilson know why (he does care about them somewhat), but they both know that House can't admit it, so they just exchange looks and move on.
@Josh.WDW.
9 ай бұрын
❤❤❤
You can tell how much House cares about his ducklings in this episode-- he might be cold most of the time and hurt their feelings, but when it really matters, House cares.
@tejaswinibanubakode5135
3 жыл бұрын
Of course, he does.
@DisKorruptd
3 жыл бұрын
well yeah, he puts them through stress to keep them functioning the way he likes, but he doesn't want to destroy the machine outright
@cynthiadavid5282
Жыл бұрын
Love house
House: *Comes in looking like he works there Also House: *Makes a no-nonsense, professional declaration of his patient's condition Cuddy: *GO TO DEFCON 2*
@mightbeapersonmaybe8379
2 жыл бұрын
More like the apocalypse has come. Start screaming!
@jordiruiz3793
Жыл бұрын
DEFCON 1 is normal House?
@spacecakery
Жыл бұрын
@@jordiruiz3793 Yep
House M.D. is one of the few shows that actually allowed the cast to drive for real instead of being towed behind a camera van.
@YaketyYakDontTalkBack
2 жыл бұрын
Must be one of the actor's cars.
I like how in this episode Wilson is telling House how to drive a stick but the in one of the last episodes Wilson doesn’t know how to drive one😂
@bryanincommiefornia5629
2 жыл бұрын
I just watched that clip a couple days ago and didn't put 2 and 2 together. It was even a corvette if I remember right, but a new one.
@tsemiu
2 жыл бұрын
You don't need to know how to drive one to see there are 4 gears and he is in 3rd. Lol
@nolansteffek7202
2 жыл бұрын
@@tsemiu but if you don’t know how to drive a stick then you don’t know why he shouldn’t be in 3rd
@tsemiu
2 жыл бұрын
@@nolansteffek7202 bro. You don't actually have to experience driving one to understand the concept. He's not a stupid man. I taught my friends son how to drive one. He never drove one before but has seen movies and his mom drive one and already had a good understanding already but zero experience. He learned and did perfectly after about 20 minutes. Drove for an hour though for more experience with me teaching him. When you drive an automatic you can hear it shift through the gears. You understand it has gears. Wilson can actually see what gear he is in in this case.
@hasoonnine
2 жыл бұрын
@@tsemiu but still wouldn't change the fact that he knows that he should be in forth instead of 3rd
One of those rare opportune where House wears his white coat 😮
@zacharydunning6477
3 жыл бұрын
Opportunity
@afonsodeportugal
3 жыл бұрын
@@zacharydunning6477 Oh, come on, he's just a rubber duck!
@kirkskywalker1701
3 жыл бұрын
@@zacharydunning6477 "Opportunity" doesn't make sense either If it was supposed to be opportunity it would need to be plural Based on context I believe that Rubber Duck meant to say "One of those rare occasions" A pretty minor error
@kirkskywalker1701
3 жыл бұрын
@@in7el773 I wouldn't have corrected anyone if ZacharyDunning didn't try to correct them but fail.
@PetrosFD.
3 жыл бұрын
4 times in the whole show
Love how the staff stare at him when he’s wearing his coat
@kingsarverjr502
Жыл бұрын
Lol, I know, right?
Vette nerd here...this is a 1964 vette. The fender vents are horizontal on the 63's and 64's instead of vertical slats like on the '65, but it's not a '63 because the hood vents are open and colored like the rest of the body. they got it pretty close though
@wraithgr
2 жыл бұрын
This feels like such a missed opportunity if the 65 is particularly desirable for some reason. House could've made a snide comment about it not being as good but you can't expect mobsters to appreciate the subtleties or something.
@NoThankUBeQuiet
2 жыл бұрын
Uh huh and he's also NOT an actual doctor.
@c63w204W
8 ай бұрын
I kinda felt the slats were not matching to be a '65
2:27 lol I love how he rationalizes taking the car.
@dexterrkk3711
2 жыл бұрын
I mean who wouldn’t
@Great_Olaf5
Жыл бұрын
@@dexterrkk3711 I can't even drive and I'd still take it, if only so I could sell it.
@vaevictis1697
Жыл бұрын
@@Great_Olaf5 mob wouldnt gift you a car if you cannot drive and i am not sure they'd like you selling it
@cooldud7071
Ай бұрын
@@vaevictis1697 if they did they would probably want you to sell it, or they'd also gift you a guy who can drive the car for you too, unless it's like a white elephant where the gift is useless and they give it to you to fk with you
Wilson's "Rein-car-nated" gets me every time 😂😂😂😂
"They're gangsters, but they are thoughtful." This show is beyond quotable.
The weirdness of watching an actor from America tell an actor from Britain how to use a manual gearbox.
@sethralavode9012
2 жыл бұрын
🥱bc some Americans don’t know how to drive a manual 🥴🥴
@indra_vrtrahan
2 жыл бұрын
@@sethralavode9012 newer generation really doesnt.
@niceboi6364
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, how funny it is when Wilson moneyshifts his C6 Corvette and loses control sliding into a crop.
@jb76489
Жыл бұрын
Apparently every single car in Britain is manual and no car in America does, who knew?
@realhorrorshow8547
Жыл бұрын
@@jb76489 Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to show up, a year late, to dispute a claim no-one made. Interesting alternative grammar too.
Always loved how house just walks into rooms without ever knocking
I first watched House from my bed in a hospital Intensive Care ward, out of my skull on morphine, after being stabbed twice. It used to run all night long, and I'd doze off, come-to, and it still just went on and on, with that weird drug-state theme music. Just the thing for when you don't know if you'll live or die. I still watch it, sometimes, for the rosy nostalgia it brings...
@axiomist4488
2 жыл бұрын
You just described a nice soft way to spend time in a hospital.
@thecrow3380
2 жыл бұрын
@@axiomist4488 There was nothing nice, or soft, about it. It ranked high, among the very worst experiences of my life. But what is one to do? Make the best of it, I suppose. Laugh, softly, with wryness and courage. Irony follows one, all one's life, and sometimes one is even able to recognize it.
@krotchlickmeugh627
Жыл бұрын
@@thecrow3380ow I know why you got stabbed
@thecrow3380
Жыл бұрын
@@krotchlickmeugh627 Good. That makes two of us.
Out of all the antagonistic characters on the show, I hated Vogler the most. He may not have been "evil", but he certainly wasn't a "good guy". The type of person who thinks money buys everything, when in actuality, it didn't buy him anything but a year's worth of pain courtesy of Dr. House.
@djfunkyabs4294
2 жыл бұрын
Yep. And he also took away his donation. When you donate money, you don’t take it back. He’s a billionaire. It’s not like he needs it
@axiomist4488
2 жыл бұрын
@@djfunkyabs4294 You take it back, not because you need it, but to screw the recipient .
@Great_Olaf5
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, and I can't even remember why he took such a personal dislike of House in the first place. At least the one cop had a good reason, even if he went overboard.
@Kim_Witt
Жыл бұрын
@@Great_Olaf5 se intimido
@listrahtes
7 ай бұрын
If anyone was evil it was Vogler. He tried to make the hospital all about not actually healing but selling his overpriced drugs
Even Vogler knows somethings up when House leaves without getting what he wants
“He loses money” “So does ophthalmology, who cares this is a hospital” Funny considering she does all she can to cater to his whims to try and keep his donation money until it’s her job on the line.
@londonm3161
3 жыл бұрын
no, she did all she could to cater to his every whim until it was the department with the highest success rate on the line. diagnostics was hemorrhaging money, but it also had a nearly 100% rate of patient survival and was the best asset of every single patient in that hospital. also she wanted to sleep with house
@SoaringxDragon
3 жыл бұрын
@@londonm3161 and yet when it came time to Vogel (is that how you spell it) voting to fire house and Wilson she let it happen yet when it came to her job that’s when she decides to throw out the “remember what this hospital stands for” speech.
@ChaosDraguss
3 жыл бұрын
@@SoaringxDragon That was after the second vote where she voted against firing House. Vogler didn't try to get her fired until she did that.
@SoaringxDragon
3 жыл бұрын
@@ChaosDraguss she didn’t vote against firing House, she voted against firing Wilson after he was sent from the room so Volger could vote to fire him to have a unanimous vote to fire House because Wilson was the only one who voted against firing him. She chose to vote to fire House to keep the money.
@ChaosDraguss
3 жыл бұрын
@@SoaringxDragon No. She voted to dismiss Wilson during the first session, after Wilson blocked the motion to fire House. By the end of the episode, after a handy reminder of why House is still employed there at all, she voted against firing him. I remember quite specifically that Vogler was pissed about her changing her vote from last time, that's when he tried to have her fired too.
House: "What do you think a guy like Joey might do if you turned down a gift? its kind of an insult isn't it?" Wilson: "He might hurt you, it's definitely possible." House: "I'm screwed, gotta take the car!"
Did you guy notice that Vogler and Tritter are the same character with a different skin?
@vitomcsween974
3 жыл бұрын
The only difference is that Vogler uses money to bully people and Tritter uses Law and Order to bully people
@oz_jones
3 жыл бұрын
@@vitomcsween974 Tritter was right
@girlywench
2 жыл бұрын
"With a different skin"... intentionally racist or unintentionally racist?
@KaShuto
2 жыл бұрын
@@girlywench "intentionally racist or unintentionally racist?" Posting on a 2 month old post with this drivel. They are two different people, thus, different skin. If you look for racism in everything, you'll often find it, even when it isn't there.
@jimmyofdeath
2 жыл бұрын
@@KaShuto They can’t help it, they see the world in classification and labels because of heuristics, only creating the issues which they think they’re fighting against.
*House looking like a doctor* Everyone: *Impossible*
House does genuinely look good in a lab coat
@thewindyredpanda5715
Жыл бұрын
Daddy levels. 😳
Rein-car-nated.. awesome
3:53 Cuddy walking towards House wearing a shiny coat gives the feeling of a proud teacher coming to applaud her lousy student who did something nice 😂😂
I love that even when he’s trying to make a good, professional impression for the first time in his life, he still barges in to a private meeting unannounced
Love how when House wears his lab coat, it seems literally every single medical professional of any occupation is staring, bewildered by that very thing, as if it's such a strange thing to actually see
I was amazed that house never just poisoned someone in the show. Like vogler was a perfect candidate for some powerful carcinogens in his coffee
@makenseyelise4193
2 жыл бұрын
wellllll he spiked wilson but i agree
@shadows_star
Жыл бұрын
Because it wasn't who House was.
You know what would be cool. House MD sugar sweets in the shape of Vicoden.
@ruthie_rosario
3 жыл бұрын
There used to be candy that looked like cigarettes and you could actually get one puff from it. It was banned long ago. Supposedly, they assumed it would encourage smoking. I doubt any major corporation would make candy that looks like Vicodin. On top of that, you couldn’t sell any candy with the Vicodin “V” stamp because it’s not from that brand. I suppose somebody could make white oval shaped candies and stamp 10/325 on them, but surely the creator will receive a ton of backlash.
@frankbucciantini388
3 жыл бұрын
It would be easier to get a fake bottle of Vicodin and fill it with mints or whatever yourself. I actually wanted to do that but I can't find anything other than those prescribed by Wilson to Doctor House. It would be cool to have them prescribed by Wilson to our name/surname
@tieember9596
3 жыл бұрын
You could also just get really Vicoden (they're much tastier)
@frankbucciantini388
3 жыл бұрын
@@tieember9596 good luck getting a prescription for it, especially if you're healthy and never had surgery before xD
@Tyrosine0910
3 жыл бұрын
@@frankbucciantini388 It's not as hard as you think if you're in the US..
The one time House looked like an actual doctor, and looked good for the part.
@ThaFuzzwood
2 ай бұрын
A lab coat does not make you look like a doctor, it makes you look like a tit.
Wilson's thought process: What rationale allows me to go for a ride in this beauty?
Even vougler is like stunned to see him wear a coat
That Ed guy looks like Kingpin from spider verse
@liberty.b.r
3 жыл бұрын
“Edward”
@sebastianmaregatti
3 жыл бұрын
Joeys back in a coma
D-d-d-dr House in the House! 😜
@SuperHornedtoad
3 жыл бұрын
His best line
@Sujay95
2 жыл бұрын
Tbh that line was cringe.
Hugh Laurie wearing a blue shirt and lab coat kinda gives me younger Rick vibes when he used to wear blue pants
I'd love couple of episodes with House exclusively making Vogler look bad by listening to Cuddy
I wonder if Vogler was secretly the one who gave House the car just so he would wear the coat
I love how Wilson is concerned with what gear he's in.
Little weird, for the record, nowhere else in the show did he appear in a parking garage. He has a reserved spot in an open parking spot.
@michaelccozens
2 жыл бұрын
Good point. Maybe this was before he got upgraded; his open space is quite close to the hospital's front doors. Could be something he wrangled from Cuddy on principle at some point.
@randomindividual769
2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelccozens he probably has two? idk but there are a few episodes where his bike is down there.
@michaelccozens
2 жыл бұрын
@@randomindividual769 Could be. It would be very House to take up two spaces solely on principle, and probably to annoy Cuddy.
@0scarWalsh
2 жыл бұрын
Isn't there a scene with the young female patient (clinic patient's daughter at the time) who's attracted to him waiting for him in this car park? The woman who ends up stalking him, with the parasitic brain worm contracted in an Italian earthquake, if memory serves.
3;28 Even the unknown doctors played by extras look at him ahah
From what you understand he’s not your patient, how the hell do you understand anything
When House spoke about firing one of the 3 doctors; 6:14 Wilson: looking at Chase 6:16 House: acknowledging Wilson thinks Chase should go I could be wrong, any feedback?
@booqueefious2230
2 жыл бұрын
I think House respected Chase and knew he could get a job anywhere else he wanted, and probably didn't want Chase to stick around long enough to become another House
@victorpradha9946
2 жыл бұрын
@@booqueefious2230 Push Chase out of the nest...see if he could fly. Chase...does fly. He becomes an excellent surgeon and pretty d@mn good neonatologist too.
House wearing white coat: *GOD MODE ON*
Wilson: You aren't in 4th gear House: That's for 70-145mph Wilson: Are you confused?
“reinCARnated” lol !
Moral of the story, dont take handouts. Nothing in life is free.
Interesting how Wilson gives advice about gear shifting ,while later on he has trouble driving a manual
"D-d-d-dr. House is in the House!" 😂
Wow. I have never seen these scenes before!!! You have outdone yourself!!! Again
In all these years after the final broadcast ..this channel brings backs memory more than I had in my whole life
@monkesuperiority
3 жыл бұрын
Thats lowkey sad bro.
I'd still want my old car back along with the gift. I wouldnt daily a classic corvette to work every day through the idiots in traffic who might damage it with their bad driving skills i'd rather keep it fresh and safe
@DankBlank
2 жыл бұрын
@Ban this youtube ok
@SamVidovich
2 жыл бұрын
@Ban this youtube definitely. Know plenty of guys who have 'pristine' cars that are beautiful piles of junk because they sat for years. No sense in it, go and drive!
@Great_Olaf5
Жыл бұрын
I've never understood that mentality. It's a car. It's meant to be used. If you never use it it's just a really expensive paperweight.
Didn't we see this firing thing before ?😂
And the music in the car...nice
Actually... House looks great with the white coat
@-composer
2 жыл бұрын
Yeaaaah! ☺️
@SnuffIt
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he looked so neat with his shirt tucked in and everything…just lovely
@trianglemoebius
Жыл бұрын
Which is why House doesn't wear it. He's trying to avoid looking "too good", lest someone judge him for his appearance instead of his actual skills. He brings this up to Cameron later, by explaining that "beautiful people don't go to medical school".
I knew what episode this was when I saw the corvette
Love Wilson just justifying keeping the car
@Great_Olaf5
Жыл бұрын
House wax doing all the justifying, Wilson was just agreeing with him.
baby : - crying joe the gangster : - STOP baby :- ok
If you had the chance to get a cherry red 1965 corvette convertible FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEEE, why wouldn’t you? Who agrees?
@taxfreedollars
3 жыл бұрын
If it's a genuine1965, pity someone modified it.
@momochanjones7302
2 жыл бұрын
@@taxfreedollars Wait, how does one tell that it’s been modded?
@taxfreedollars
2 жыл бұрын
@@momochanjones7302, The flutes between the front of the doors and the rear of the front wheels are not original, The 1965 Corvette has 3 vertical flutes the same as the 1966. The flutes on this car are similar to a 1963-1964, but are not the same, therefore the flutes on this car are aftermarket.
@zachrichard7039
2 жыл бұрын
@@taxfreedollars Glad I'm not the only one who noticed
@L8rCloud
2 жыл бұрын
Nothing is ever free from the Mafia - You will ALWAYS owe 'blood'
last time I was this early, Rachel didn't exist yet
Oh how many times I have to tell you guys, It's never lupus
“I gotta fire one of them” All at the same time “ohhh pick me!!!”
That car pulled me here
"Seriously you know this thing came with 4 gears" 😂
I can't believe my suggestion of continuing with this was actually heard. I want to see Vogler gonnnnneee!
Love this show
It is funny how everyone at corridor is checking out House, because of he is wearing overall
AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN
D-d-d-dr House in House 😂😂
I like how “voggler” as a character arc was only posible back then because now publically explaining why you are taking back your donation on a public hospital would destroy your image He would not be able to do that
work of art on wheels
Someone took the Dodge Dynasty, and replaced it with a red 1964 C2 Corvette? I called total bullshit.
1:33 Get it? Rein-CAR-nated... Wilson you sly you!
00:13 lmao 😂
I am very uncomfortable with House in a lab coat
Nos alegra que le haya gustado nuestro regalo dr House
@Kim_Witt
Жыл бұрын
"seria insulto si yo lo no acceptar" (No te mi preocupes. Yo soy solo practico espanol haha)
It's a pivotal moment.
That stingray
Ah yes, the good old antagonist that no one wanted, not even the writers, but were forced to include because Fox thought it was getting boring
@dragon22214
2 жыл бұрын
That explain so much if the guy really wanted to help with reasearch grants a city hospital isn't exactly the right spot
Elite video title reference
i love how this show pretends like doctors cant just afford whatever they want lmaoo
@donnyg9993
Жыл бұрын
Liberals tax them for like 50% of their income so they can’t. And besides, at hospitals it’s the administration who takes home most of the money
@trianglemoebius
Жыл бұрын
House and his team aren't just "doctors", they're in a special department of an already wealthier hospital, and that department has a near-100% success rate. Naturally, their cheques reflect that. Even WIlson is a department head, Cuddy is the admin, etc. None of the people you see buying nice things are on a 'normal' salary.
@allackballack
Жыл бұрын
@@trianglemoebius yup they downplay how rich these people actually are lol
@Stuart267
Жыл бұрын
Its actually accurate to what doctors make, they have med school bills & don't get paid half as much as they deserve.
This show made a spectacle about firing actors!
Love that Corvette
Thoughtful Gangsters
I love how when house walks in through the front you can see the background doctors are looking at house with the jacket on with surprises looks like “what the heck happened….?”
What ended up happening to the Corvette? I just don't recall him driving it in later episodes?
To be fair, that's an absolutely gorgeous car. ❤💖
I thought 🤔 he would use gangsters to threaten vogler in this episode 🤔🤔🤔
The whole Vogler arch sucked. I read somewhere that the suits at Fox insisted (against Shore's wishes) on inserting a 'bad guy.' IMHO, a lousy idea, wasted space in otherwise good episodes, a stupid character. I thought the Twitter arch was stupid too. No cop would do this, or be allowed to do this. Lots of people are on chronic pain medication. Up until that point in the series, it hadn't begun to really affect his abilities. Twitter wouldn't have wasted his time.
@akshaynatu6568
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao, TWITTER??
The is only one person who can play a live action Rick and now we only have to find morty
"reinCARnated" will always make me laugh XD
The HouseFather
Imagine if House and Wilson were actually the characters in that movie it would be halarious
subtle detail, the gangsters only gave house a new car is because his previous one had been stolen by foreman
The title made me cackle
D..d..d..Doctor House in the house!
Thats the most beautiful car ive ever seen