I love that you can still hear him mashing like mad over the over the top SFX.

It's even funnier to think that these people are just random who probably have never heard of DSP and are just thinking "I played pretty well, that was a good match. GG"

I really can't imagine what it's like to be DSP: being absolutely terrible at everything (gaming, marriage, 'bating, being a KZreadr, eating a diet that doesn't give you gout, dealing with delivery people, etc), and yet still feeling a compulsion to put all of it out there because I've somehow convinced myself I'm actually good at all of it. How on earth does that happen to somebody?

@bananajones4121

Жыл бұрын

Phil is a narcissist, simple.

@DETRACT0RD00M

Жыл бұрын

@@bananajones4121 exactly.. that, and I honestly think, he NEEDS to tell himself that, lest he puts his head in the oven and ends it

@Kropothead

Жыл бұрын

His family had some money so he was allowed to fail upward his entire life, through absolutely no merit of his own. Some people just never face real consequences, and it makes them fucking terrible.

@Tomi-oe5mz

Жыл бұрын

The Guy can't even swim or ride a bike. He's so lame lol

@ProfessorxVile

Жыл бұрын

@Peter Kropothead He needs to lose his house and end up somewhere that people can get to him, like a low-income housing development. You just *know* Phil was that kid on the schoolyard who mouthed off to all the other kids and then hid behind the lunch monitor. He's had a good beating due for at least 30 years now.

Phil as a child his parents would get a belt Phil: I don't know why I'm getting hit. Lol.

22:30 Nice to see Phil being a good sport about the loss. He even goes as far as to type out GG’s. Classy guy.

ngl i'd probably be suffering just as much as him if i played a game where i had to hear "REALITY STONE!!" every 2 seconds how do mvci players withstand the amount of voice lines in this game

You can LISTEN to this video as you do something else, and still know DSP is making salty excuses. Nothing he says makes any sense.

@airiakizuki5592

Жыл бұрын

the "im not doing anything, why am i getting hit?" is my favorite by a mile

Snort man keeps picking the slowest fighters then cries about everyone being faster.😂😂

He literally can't handle pressure. He panics when he gets low instead of focusing.

I love how he's still doing the basic setup and four button air combos from X-Men versus Street fighter

@jaepoxz

Жыл бұрын

You mean marvel vs capcom. And he has the nerve to say his opponent is doing the same pattern. He only knew that one basic combo with thanos. If he didn’t have a super, he was screwed

Take a shot every time Phil gets more than an 18 hit combo in mvc. You'll be one sober dude by the end of the video.

That is not what a 50/50 is haha

@jaepoxz

Жыл бұрын

😂 Yet remember he’s a former pro fighting game player 😂

@theonionsystem7779

Жыл бұрын

He literally doesn't understand anything about games but yet he always judges them like elden ring complaining that the hitboxes are insanely bad despite always being in range of the attacks and also missing the boss but complaining that they have broken hitboxes

@jaepoxz

Жыл бұрын

@@theonionsystem7779 he has very bad depth perception but it’s always the game’s fault of course

He got mixed by the definition of 50/50. COULDN'T BLAWK

Still love you Vault Boy.. you're an OG of the detractor gang brotha.. keep doing the lord's work

More sizzling Salt I tell you what

"counter" was on screen and phil pretends he wasnt mashing like the scrub he is, sure boy, sure

One of DSP's top complaints is "he keeps doing the same thing over and over again." Doesn't that mean he should know what's coming and how to counter? I know very little about fighting games, so I don't know if he has a legitimate complaint.

@restlesssheep2453

6 ай бұрын

he claims that apparently what they are doing is impossible to counter because of how the server works. Of course, there's an unending list of people who can contradict Phill but he doesn't care.

The comments occasionally overlayed in the video are so darn good. Lol they are always on point.

"he has no fundamentals and only beat me cuz he uses the cheap shit" Eternal Bronze rank is real.

@riffcrypt8438

Жыл бұрын

OMG the T7 gameplay had my dying. Nonstop big damage unsafe moves. It's like watching an 8 year old play.

I used to play mvci religiously for a year. Phil is up and backing to block. That game specifically doesn’t see that as blocking. I’m assuming that goes for every single fighting game. That’s why he gets hit while he is standing still. I figured a fighting game pro would know that already though 🤦🏾‍♂️

Omg yes. A VaultBoy Dsp video! We have been given a present from the detractor gofs

This video shows well why DSP is failing hard lately: at least in fighting games his badness and excuses were entertaining. Now he just crawls through games on Easy and cures the world's insomnia. Just low energy boredom and dead air.

Lol that Alisa vs king match was like watching 5 year olds just mashing buttons on the controller. Both were absolutely ass at the game

imagine his controller is actually broken and all these years he really has been holding BAHCK

Reality Stone!

Thanks for the hour long compilation, semper fidelis.

@canadiancanucklehead8310

Жыл бұрын

May I ask what “semper fidelis” means? :0

@chiefvercingetorix3662

Жыл бұрын

@@canadiancanucklehead8310 it’s a motto associated with the US marine corps I think

So Alissa is to DSP's as Gigas is to LTG in t7

such an angry fella

I swear DSP should host a fighting game tournament or like some kind of open challenge, you pick the game and if you beat him in it, you get to punch Phil in the face He has the most punchable face in the world, like I've never wanted to cause someone physical harm in this world.....until I became aware of DSP 😂😂😂😂

And this is why Phil will never go to another tournament. He would get laughed out the building for his constant complaining

1:11:31 DSP says he should have been safe (clearly not understanding frame data) the opponent literally push blocked Nemesis away making him whiff super and making the tag in unsafe, resulting in a happy birthday. That’s not a hard concept to understand Phil..also seeing Phil look so distraught against level 5 Frank is hilarious. Anyone who’s played MVC3/UMVC3 and MvCI knows how Level 5 Frank is, Frank goes from a pretty ok character at level 0 to big boy normals at level 5 and you have to respect it

REALITY STONE!

That intro is too damn good

"Complete garbage" Yes you are Phil.

There is no way Phil doesnt have full blown autism lol

Foamin at da MOUF!

Dsp is such a bad game player

@Monroe19947

Жыл бұрын

what about LTG

@jaepoxz

Жыл бұрын

@@Monroe19947 even though he has a bad temper and thinks too highly of himself, I think LTG is above average. DSP is bad, but thinks very highly of himself and can’t back it up

@Monroe19947

Жыл бұрын

@@jaepoxz Thanks for the info I'm new to DSP

@theonionsystem7779

Жыл бұрын

​@@jaepoxz just watching the old dsp content before using chat it shows how incapable he is at every game, he can't play for shit and he always thinks he's the average level gamer and complains that some games are too complicated and hard for the average gamer like him

Why do I keep randomly hearing the melody for Thunderman by Xavier Wulf? Or am I trippen?

It's hilarious when people start showboating on DSP.

Notification squad who's with me

I’ve wasted much salt as well on the floor if only I had put it on some fine meat😮‍💨

What game is the first one?

I love how fat and hungover he looks in EVERY mcvi clip. Dude was at his worst for that game

No more Vault Boy now it's Sa(u)lt Boy!

"your partner died" ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK