“LA as in Los Angeles”…..dudes gotta explain everything.

@harkbelial

Ай бұрын

Filibuster Fil they call him

@madphantompixels6478

Ай бұрын

Well his unironic audience are people that probably can't tie their own shoes so ya know...

@hbme1390

Ай бұрын

He truly has nothing to say...ever

@Nathan_Coley

Ай бұрын

Because he thinks his audience are kids and/or morons.

@GalathNox

Ай бұрын

Because mistaking LA Los Angeles with LA Louisiana is so common. 😂

Know what he didn't mention that causes post nasal drip? Alcoholism. I quit drinking and magically mine went away

@miketwo3584

Ай бұрын

Well. Some people can only manage 1 destructive addiction. Phil manages at least 2

He is twitching so hard in absence of donations. Probably realizes that he dug a bit too deep in the treasury aiming for the no.1 Hogan fan spot. His laughter is getting worse, too.

@floatinghamstick

Ай бұрын

I truly believe that he's just keeping his head above the water until his parents die. He can retire once that happens if he doesn't spend all the money on Hogans.

@miked237

Ай бұрын

@@floatinghamstickI’d love to find out that his parents’ estate is going to actual charities, not to their waste of a son. And just to twist the knife further, they’d leave a note for him saying just three little words: “Get a job.”

@floatinghamstick

Ай бұрын

@@miked237 nah, he's parents enable him constantly and make excuses for him being terrible. A large part of the reason that he is the way he is is because they spoiled him so much and never disciplined him. The only reason that he ever had a regular job was because daddy Phil pulled strings at the helicopter company to get him a job.

@doesntmatter5857

Ай бұрын

@@floatinghamstick So no retirement for old boy Phil I guess. I already foresee the arc of him wasting the inheritance so quickly that his horse will scramble for a timely divorce so she can at least save some of the money for herself. Which will lead into the next massive beggin arc, this time not for taxes, but because he will owe her a load of money he already wasted. Doodie has his work cut out for the next couple of years.

@visible7044

Ай бұрын

@@miked237correct. you can’t end up as terrible and repulsive as he is without your parents messing up in a big way lol. they will leave him everything and between that and the condo equity he will be fine for his whole life. which really bothers detractors lol.

I saw his eye bloody twitch at 1:18, that is some serious drunken seething going on there with all that shaking and weaving to boot. Unable to hide his anger at his dents for not opening up the old velcro.

Chat: Asks a question. Phil: "What a stupid question, why would you want to know that? It's none of your business so stfu!"

@GCurseProductions

Ай бұрын

Literally at this point Philbert only wants to hear questions about his day off or Bison. Everything else is most likely going to get an overly toxic berating or outright being ignored.

@luisgarcia-nj9vj

Ай бұрын

It's the same when he ask for feedback , gets the feedback and calls them dumb A-holes

@VDViktor

Ай бұрын

“Why is nobody talking to me and the chat is dead? Wha happund?”

@MoyLoaf

Ай бұрын

BANNED BANNED BANNED BANNED

Calling his snorting lubrication was hilarious

"weak lungs" Hes so fragile. Also, as soon as his hair is mentioned, he starts touching it every. time.

🤢 digs behind his ears and smells it 😭🤣💀

@dertythegrower

Ай бұрын

and wiped it into his beard 😂 2:55 or so

@ghettoprince187

Ай бұрын

What a pig! 🐷 Edit: I take it back. Calling him a pig would be an insult to pigs everywhere. They're supposed to be very intelligent and awesome animals.....he's neither one.

@Pastregulation

Ай бұрын

@@dertythegrower Jesus 🤣🤣🤢

@vulgardisplayofpink5668

Ай бұрын

​@@dertythegrower That man has no shame!

@11Christys11

Ай бұрын

That was worse than the snorting. 🤢🤢

Yeah The Post Nasal [Grip/Flip/Trip] needs to be one of The Detractors wrestling moves.

If you enjoy post nasal drip content, please tip

@Kawiboy

Ай бұрын

There are full blown drug addicts that don't make as many disgusting sound's as this Tart 🤑🤑✌️

@miketwo3584

Ай бұрын

For $50 a stream, you too can keep a gamer on Afrin

It looks like Phil is feeling the FOMO of the WWE Champions special gacha event, the begging and raging has been "chef's kiss".

The fact he didn’t get anything for the podcast made my day just that much better 😁

@2:58 Phil is also a finger sniffer for ear wax. Dude literally pulled a Richard

@randomchannel323

Ай бұрын

Do you mean RTU or Wings when people would call him richard

@mediokay

Ай бұрын

Right in his 'moustache'

@wheresthegrillcheese

Ай бұрын

@@randomchannel323 at this point it's just both of them

as of the 2:24 mark, he sounded so defeated when saying there was no "support". Philbert is the polar opposite of other streamers. Other streamers, people will simply tip or use other methods to say thanks, the streamer normally doesn't even have to ask (if they are liked and respected). Phil, he literally gets nothing (as of 2:24) and the viewers are not feeling compelled to even tip. This goes to show, when you treat your clients like trash, it will have an effect. That's what Phil fails to understand, I think it's because he was given almost everything as a youth, he simply expects people to give him money. We are at that point that he's starting to possibly realize that things aren't going the way he hoped.

I did a cursory search for a charity organization that serves those afflicted with post-nasal drip. I don’t think there is one. No one seems to care because it’s treatable. 90 degrees huh? Poor, poor baby. Cue the tiny violins.

if i went to a restaurant and the waiter acted like phil i would leave

@hillarybanks92

Ай бұрын

And warn people via google reviews 🥴 “ server screamed at me for not tipping after every table stop”

@AcornSmokes420

Ай бұрын

First I eat the food and then leave 😂

@madphantompixels6478

Ай бұрын

He would demand you make his 50 buck minimum tip before he took your order.

@miketwo3584

Ай бұрын

Phil would demand the tip before taking the order

@miketwo3584

Ай бұрын

​@@madphantompixels6478agreed

I was listening to this via Bluetooth while I was driving down the road and I almost drove off the road I was laughing so hard at that post nasal drip question and the fact that Phil took it seriously. Top tier trolling

He's got the most insane noise gate on now, just ridiculous

"And by the way" What a FING 🤡🤡🤡

If only Dave would've gone to the ENT doctor like 2 years ago when they offered him an appt 😂

“My audience yelled at me” = “no one tipped”

Ya know, I’m coming out the Navy and about to pick up one of these big jobs that pays like 4k a month starting. And I did it all by remembering that no matter how bad life gets, I’ll never be as bad as Phil.

2:58 Wow did you see that?! 😂 Phil *dug into his ear, then smeared it into his crusty busted beard* 😂 dude wow

@myquest666420

Ай бұрын

You know I’ve been wondering if Phil was using any product in that robust goatee. Now I know he is. My god that was disgusting

@SkatePvP10

Ай бұрын

He also smelled

@pflaute

Ай бұрын

It was a great combo. Ear pick into the stache scratch smell. 60% damage combo

@phattyfresh

Ай бұрын

@@SkatePvP10wings-style finger stuff

@dertythegrower

Ай бұрын

​@@pflaute we must let Alt report this on the next zelda pants wipe episode 😂

Thank God for the Great Argentinean people, if they didn't help out Fil would be destitute.

@miketwo3584

Ай бұрын

Truly generous. Despite their economy being in shambles. They still found a way to reach deep and help a struggling streamer in a rich economy

@harkbelial

Ай бұрын

@@miketwo3584 they are really something else, really good and generous folks.

5:08 tf outta here! he streams about 4 hours a day (morning AND night stream) the rest are breaks and yapping for tips! full time job MY ASS!

Man Phil’s mom messed up his hair and his lungs too :(

This pos is blaming his mom smoking?! There's no way they still acknowledge him as their son.

@angry_zergling

Ай бұрын

Oh yes. Years and years ago he explained his 'weak lungs' that drop inputs in the cold came about because his mom would chain smoke next to his crib when he was but smol goutling.

@VDViktor

Ай бұрын

She also messed up his hairline and didnt get him his wolverine toy. Its a wonder nobody called Child protection

@angry_zergling

Ай бұрын

@@VDViktor He would have but that usually results in legal proceedings and as we all know Phil can't afford a lawyer dood!

Alright guys that's all I have for today's show, again guys please, I need 50 dollars, so far I have nothing come in, so no shout outs. Ok? (Snorts) Alright!

We all love shitting on phil, but I think it's time to give him his props. The perseverance he shows to face every day with a debilitating disease that a $5 over the counter decongestant could fix is nothing short of inspiring, and he showed the strength to reveal that it's his moms fault too. Much love, Phil

I got no tips guys wtf, let’s just talk then…. Still not tips?? wtf guys 😡🤬

He looks like hes pushing 60

@hardbackwriter57

Ай бұрын

My dad is almost 70 and he doesn't look much older than Phil.

1:17 That Eye twitch was serious.

@Ridiculousman3

Ай бұрын

Jesus what was that😂

Odd that Phil didn't clear his throat or snort until someone brought it up. I've seen him stream for hours without snorting or clearing his throat. It's almost like Phil thinks he has all of these ailments that other people do. Almost like it's in his in his head.

'Thank you for those who do, FU for those who don't.' Sometimes you have to read between the lines. lol

3:07 when are you going back to work phil? You’ve been at home since 2008

I was really enjoying the game, but no one paid me. He acts like what he does is hard work.

@kappapride720

Ай бұрын

DSP is a terrible entertainer as he only cares about being entertained, not about being entertaining.

Then you know his house is dirty af so of course he has post nasal drip and allergies

Tips for drips 😂😂

Dood needs to get his urination problems checked out.

@ProfessorxVile

Ай бұрын

That's just the Beetus, no cause for alarm.

"whole body physiology" *WHO SAYS THAT?!*

@Silenthilldude87

Ай бұрын

Phil's mom is a detractor messing with Phil's body physiology 😂

You’re not important Phil

He’s never considered taking allergy meds?

Post nasal drip alright aright alright

With inflation and big pharma 3 bucks doesnt get you the good shit

He digs inside his ears and either smears all over his pants or smells it🤢🤮

@dustinsisk1809

Ай бұрын

You can totally tell he just rolls outta bed and streams..no regular hygiene at all!!!

@Ridiculousman3

Ай бұрын

​​@@dustinsisk1809dude wears a shirt and pj's..I don't know why he does this? Is he trying to give off the illusion that he's not lazy and been up a while or what?

@smoketreez666

Ай бұрын

Not to mention how long does it take to put on a pair of pants? I mean it just shows how lazy and indifferent he is to his audience. I know Phil is mr busy adult life dude, but he could take an extra 30 seconds and put a damn pair of pants on. Such a greasy loser. ​@Ridiculousman3

Phil's mom was a chain smoker? 😂

@newmarketdispatch4830

Ай бұрын

They named the band after phills mawm

If he kept the snortfort clean he would learn that his "allergies" would go away. Dust, mold, cat hair and cat dander are all over everything in that office.

His fans have a shame fetish right? Phil straight up tells them that he hates doing things that they find fun and entertaining.

2:16 “and by the way, still nothing to shout out”. Like his viewers give a crap. Like they look forward to Phil running his hands, thanking people for a few sheckles

@Kawiboy

Ай бұрын

Unreal right ✌️

guy begs like twice an hour, get a real job phil

So meaningful. So chill.. I just want to toss all my money at this guy!!!!

This is what I like to see. Keep Phil sweating dents.

He's got to give his audience what they want, unless it's a groudy game with girls in it, like Stellar Blade, then He absolutely can't do what his immature fans want him to do. He's married.

This is the "success" we are "jealous" of Phily boy over 😂 debt and asking for begtributions

@edyfofashow

Ай бұрын

Man I wish I had his life… NOT 😂😂

Fun fact: Did you know that people who lie a lot also tend to believe that 41 is too old to eat cookies?

@GinSoakedBrain

Ай бұрын

That's blasphemy

@paulettebarton7257

Ай бұрын

I remember when he said that, but I've never seen a suggested age group listed on the package. I just bought strawberry cream filled cookies today and I'm older than Philburt.

@GinSoakedBrain

Ай бұрын

@@paulettebarton7257 U gunna share those cookies with us or what?

@paulettebarton7257

Ай бұрын

@@GinSoakedBrain Absolutely 🙂

@ProfessorxVile

Ай бұрын

It's too old to eat cookies, but not too old for wacky arm-flailing, stupid faces, and constant clown noises 🤡

He should just lie and say the personal problems is he has cancer shave his head bald and act like he is in pain everyday im sure he would get big tips and super chats then he can blame his poor gameplay on it lol

@edyfofashow

Ай бұрын

Hahahhahahaha I don’t put this past this pos

How self absorbed one must be to think that they should have a “wrap up” or even a podcast 🤣. Yeah Phil your opinions are so groundbreaking, you should set aside entire blocks of time to bloviate. His studio is so disjointed and odd looking. The two like, lite-brite pics behind him look weird lol

Yes, Phil what barber do you go to? so I can avoid him.😂😂

So, so pathetic. For ever... and he thinks we make this up... make what up, Phil... its all openly documented selfowns 😂

If you make tip I'll snort right into the mic 😂

@MaztRPwn

Ай бұрын

14 years for these Hogans. 14 years so I could be broke boy Joe Rogan. 🎶

DSP would sell his own farts in bottles if he thought the dents would buy them

All i got was smoke and no wolverine statue

Heat wave 90° lol meanwhile where i am it was 103

@left-2-write28

Ай бұрын

The highest it's been where I live is 112 plus humidity.

4:22 That’s not the opposite it’s just something different entirely.. 😂

The memory of all the hogans he could afford while on the vest streak must keep him up at night

When is he going back to Hades? When dents pay the ransom.

I love the ear pick sneak finger sniff followed by lets rub the ear wax into mAH patchy goatee

@ProfessorxVile

Ай бұрын

DSP organic beard oil!

Love that he keeps calling out to his audience that "still guys....there is no tip". Love his audit because people can't read the bottom of his screen. And you can't breath well phil is because you sit on your ass all day!!!!! You don't exercise or go outside of the house unless it is to get "pet supplies" as you put it.

0:35 fake laugh *snort*

I used to watch Phil, never donated. He banned me for being a genuine viewer and now I’ve hated him ever since. Imagine banning your actual viewers. He’s so up his own ass it’s insane.

@droppeddogs

Ай бұрын

Imagine obsessing over dsp like he's your ex

@Josh-pu5xh

Ай бұрын

@@droppeddogsI wouldn’t go that far… weird of you to assume. Almost like you may be experiencing those feelings yourself. You most definitely consume more content than I do. :)

I actually smoke first-hand, and I don't choke on cold air or have snot flowing non-stop.

Jesus Christ, you can see him pick his ear and sniff whatever came out around 2:58 🤮

He’s streaming till he’s dead isn’t he 😒

I have horrible allergies and literally can take OTC allergy medicine and it clears right up.

Why does he have an intro with a sweaty dude at a beach? just wow, what a faker

@Snake452006

Ай бұрын

He literally had a dent steal a pic of Daniel Craig in Casino Royale and paste his head on, because "Summer vibes" or something. The problem is, the pic of his head is a dead eyed psychopath mugshot picture. He looks like a serial murderer from the 80's, with dead eyes.

No Phil your lungs arnet weak cause Momma Burnell Smoked when you were a kid, They're weak cause you sit around for 7 days a week and do literally nothing.

"My moms 2nd hand smoke as a kid screwed with my whole physiology, it really did"- no, it really didnt. Its a known side effect of being a boozebag, try drinking less. You wont.

begging and bored, asking dentidoes jayde and derich what to talk about... riiight? all right, right? 😂

I feel so bad for Phils runny nose. Life must be so difficult, providing for your cat near impossible, with a runny nose. Im glad handicapped adults miss meals to give him a six digit salary for playing childrens games, hes going through a lot. Fck this clown planet 🙄😂

Phil just walk away and tips show up, you know thats what happens

5:56 that’s lack of exercise and cardio Philly boy.

Yes, hes not gonna talk about post nasal drip cause its gross.... ok chat lets talk about my shits...

If you leave a like, he'll snort right in the mic.

Tip the drip.

I never understand how Phil's post-nasal drip is so bad and also why he still has it. I have it and I take an antihistamine which helps a lot. It's also not a condition in itself but a symptom caused by something else, either allergies, GERD, side effect from medications, etc. Him not treating the symptom NOR the underlying cause is just stupid.

@doodystreams I know I'm not very smart after all I didn't attend business college. But if his haaawfice is so hot ummmmm why's he not sweating. I have a portable AC unit and use it to cool the entire 2 floor house. And I still sweat. It's almost like he's running the central air (which each unit has clear as day on Google Earth and the HOA sales ads)

everyone said dood aka no money

"What do you guys wanna chat about" you're the content creator you figure it out

who tf runs a podcast and asks the AUDIENCE what to talk about?????

2:27 😮😮😮😮 give you more money?

Riven? Keeping it fresh, huh Phil?

Thank you in advance

I gotta tip for phillis

this dude complainimg about summer and he nEVER goes outside except to go in his air conditioned car ... why even talk about weather if you brag you sit inside a room 23.95 hours a day every day?

chill stream of star dew... yeah the gameboy style kids game where you have no risk, just like streaming...

😪

Christ he wastes SO much time with "Q&A", mate nothing has changed since when you did this yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that. Just play games like your channel implies you do.

Linda, queen detractor 😂😂

He’s complaining about 90 degree weather but sits inside all day, it’s 115 where I live and I work outside 😂

@UncleBuck3t

Ай бұрын

I was just thinking the same thing. It’s 106 where I’m at. Hope it cools down for you, and not Phil.

@left-2-write28

Ай бұрын

Stay safe, my friend, it's hot enough to kill out here these days.

does phil dye his hair cause his beard has grey hairs yet his hair does not.

@dertythegrower

Ай бұрын

And his hair line is clearly missing more on the right from bad product attempts.. 😂 then... he blamed his momma combing his hair hard til he was 17 that did it 😂

@jasonvoorheesthethird

Ай бұрын

Yes, he dyes his hair. Have you ever noticed that his hair suddenly turns extremely black every time he gets a haircut?

Ай бұрын

@@jasonvoorheesthethird he must not know they have beard hair dyes as well.