Sophie’s fake concern when she realises it’s broken is gold.

Captain Corrigan is flying without a license.

@SteRDLK

3 жыл бұрын

Well he had a license but he hadn't renewed it.

@hcirs9425

3 жыл бұрын

Crorigan*

"Sperm's a bit like lending a fiver, you can't really ask for it back", So true!

@QuadMochaMatti

Жыл бұрын

Apparently you can ask for a fiver back; it's just that things become far more difficult/awkward when it's less than that. 🤔

@sacrificiallamb4568

3 ай бұрын

@@QuadMochaMatti Hey, don't you owe me £4.29?

@blackdragoncyrus

2 ай бұрын

less than a fiver

“Show me a good loser and I’ll show you a loser” wise words from Alan Johnson

@freddysw

3 жыл бұрын

Why did Trump not hire this man

@larryquicksave5765

3 жыл бұрын

What does it mean

@eliyates1691

3 жыл бұрын

An enigma to be sure.

@TheMicroTrak

3 жыл бұрын

I believe that was Vince Lombardi.

@davidmorrissey5075

3 жыл бұрын

Brian Clough used this phrase once

The kisses in that show, are just brilliantly awkward... they cause me physical pain

Chance would be a fine thing.

@pacco9532

3 жыл бұрын

A fine thing indeed

@Maesterful

3 жыл бұрын

Now THAT is tickety boo!

@basedbattledroid3507

3 жыл бұрын

I tell you what, Chance is really Moreish

@therealgog7116

3 жыл бұрын

Chance are hard to please.

@goodpal3709

3 жыл бұрын

Saying that too often now

"Quick divorce. Back for nibble." well. that's the plan

“Stop sitting like that” 😂😂😂

@AmbientMess

3 жыл бұрын

@Bazukin Belyugovich Can you move ur seat up?

@jaycuthbert245

Жыл бұрын

When in fact he should have said "why are you laying like that"

@QuadMochaMatti

Жыл бұрын

That is low. That is really low.

@abhiu2398

Жыл бұрын

​@@jaycuthbert245 'Lying', not 'laying'. British English, mate.

@yesdcotchin

Жыл бұрын

​@@abhiu2398it's actually American English too, historically. Even Merriam-Webster still keeps the distinction, despite popular usage to the contrary

Every Johnson and mark scene is exceptional

I like how sophie and mark did kinda become civil in this scene....until they shagged and had a kid

@johnmartinez7440

3 жыл бұрын

Their alternating friendly/amicable/hateful relationship was so well-written

@lewimillionzYT

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnmartinez7440 was very realistically believable aswell imo

I think the rubber may have perished

@k-leb4671

3 жыл бұрын

Damn it, I need to erase some pencil lines.

@MrBeefyweefs

3 жыл бұрын

If only it were vulcanised, hey

It's unfair how good this show was

@praszu

3 жыл бұрын

Good but after a while it gets boring as it's just constantly about everyone getting laid with everyone.

@HKNYN1

3 жыл бұрын

@@praszu can’t relate

@LjMeleed

2 жыл бұрын

got a bit shit towards the end with the dobby love triangle though

@HKNYN1

2 жыл бұрын

@@LjMeleed yeah didn't care for that or the Jeremy going gay but I can still watch it

@LjMeleed

2 жыл бұрын

@@HKNYN1 ah yeh and that,

tipsy sophie is incredibly charming and horrifying.

"Look at me, drunken one night stand... I mean she is my wife"

"Men don't like babies as much as women. That's my analysis." - shrewd.

"Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser" - Me.

@JP-md8fp

3 жыл бұрын

Johnson is brilliant

@CaptainObvious007

3 жыл бұрын

Alan Johnson I'm in love!

@lucasm7093

3 жыл бұрын

Take me Johnson

@davidz2808

3 жыл бұрын

@@lucasm7093 You'll have to compete with Mark - he's going to be Johnson's queen. If the public will accept him, he's going to be Johnson's queen.

@QuadMochaMatti

Жыл бұрын

Johnson is here! Johnson is here!

Only Mark would use the word "perished" when under such shock

I love how Mark says you can't "really" ask for sperm back, is if there is technically a way.

@JulianSildenLanglo

3 жыл бұрын

Lots of lube and a vacuum?

@abhiu2398

Жыл бұрын

Well, if you donate sperm, you could technically ask for it back. I am way overthinking this . . .

@Losrandir

9 ай бұрын

@@abhiu2398 Not overthinking it as bad as that Julian guy though...

"Stop sitting like that". "No".

The writing in this series is amazing.

"I'm Trump in my dirty, wiggy tower."

@QuadMochaMatti

3 жыл бұрын

And now he's going to have to go back and live out the rest of his sleazy narcissistic life in it... Donnie Dorko, that is. Mark Crorrigan probably would have made for an equally cringe-worthy, yet a more entertaining President, if he were actually permitted to seek that office.

@CD-vp7rn

3 жыл бұрын

I love how when this was wrote it was pretty throw away and now they are taking about the current president 😂

@bowiebonolennon

3 жыл бұрын

@@CD-vp7rn Did they make this before he was president? Because, Trump has always had towers... 🤔

@LaggardlySort

3 жыл бұрын

@@QuadMochaMatti Enjoy Slow Biden (or Kamala who will be the actual president once Joey is put in a home where he belongs)

@ibiza1290

3 жыл бұрын

@@bowiebonolennon Obviously they made it before 2016

Olivia is really good at talking tipsy!

@renjithjoseph7135

3 жыл бұрын

You didn't even need those last three words lol

@madamebkrt

2 жыл бұрын

@@renjithjoseph7135 She's a great actress no matter what she's doing.

Sophie scares the shit out of me - absolute bunny boiler

@davidz2808

3 жыл бұрын

But Mark's desperate & has few options.

Every time a watch a clip from this show all I can think about is how they’re able to film scenes like this.

Yeah nah yeah don't sleep with a crazy woman who says she wants to get pregnant quick

@davidz2808

3 жыл бұрын

Or if you do, wear a condom that hasn't expired.

@gizemnurerylmaz8164

3 жыл бұрын

Haha so damn true. I do the same warning to the men I meet haha

@davidz2808

3 жыл бұрын

@@gizemnurerylmaz8164 You tell them you want to become pregnant as soon as possible?

@gizemnurerylmaz8164

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidz2808 Yeah, I am so much like Sophie on that haha

@emizerri

3 жыл бұрын

@@gizemnurerylmaz8164 remind me never to come to your province

I can't believe she's the queen now...

@davidz2808

3 жыл бұрын

In comparison, Mark wants to be Johnson's queen.

“She’s playing me like a tuba”

2:30 The Queen practicing her “Oh Dears”

"Finally got to use my bachelors emergency condom" I've been calling Johnnies that ever since I first heard it hahah

That farewell banner for Sue is monumentally passive-aggressive. Love it. Also, the Trump bit at 1:55 is ageing very nicely!

@scslre

3 жыл бұрын

Is it passive aggressive? I took it as an attempt at corporate lightheartedness. Maybe it's both.

@QuadMochaMatti

Жыл бұрын

His wiggy tower should be a supermax prison cell. Trump has just been reinstated to Twitter. Dog help us and make sure he never sets foot in the white house ever again, especially not to receive a pardon.

@JJ-qx3cb

Жыл бұрын

@@QuadMochaMatti your dog will definitely help you. Calm your tits bozo

"Stop sitting like that" - hahahah

"the rubber may have perished"🤣🤣🤣

Don't use an expired condom.

Olivia Coleman is my older woman fantasy manifest

@Teddy-ez9qq

2 жыл бұрын

Just no

@m.lhenderson5885

2 жыл бұрын

@@Teddy-ez9qq more for me

@alisonpurgatory85

11 ай бұрын

Mine is Celia from Jez’s life coaching course

He's getting more from his wife than I am at the moment.

@vapingfury4460

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe you guys should get couples therapy or something

@davidz2808

3 жыл бұрын

@@vapingfury4460 But she might say that she's unfulfilled.

@vapingfury4460

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidz2808 probably because he spends his time watching peep show all day

@l4nternz

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidz2808 unfilled??

@empty_seat

3 жыл бұрын

I can be your next wife

Quick divorce, back for nibbles😂

"sperm is like lending somebody a fiver! You can't ask for it back." Hahahah kinda true. 😂

sohpie turning as crazy as the rest migt have not worked if Olivia wasnt such a great actress

Patterson Joseph is brilliant in everything thing he does. Too bad the sitcom pilot he was in never made it to a series. "Over *there* is the wall with next door! When we argue, we argue *here* "

seeing the queen behave like this.

I lost it when i read the title hahahahaha

@yeetbagmcgee9376

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah yeah

Ta Ta Sue now the Biscuits will be safe!

@robskyd

3 жыл бұрын

Well spotted!!

I'd love a boss like Alan

@davidz2808

3 жыл бұрын

Why? He gets Mark to do the difficult work & take the blame when things go wrong, such as with Project Zeus.

I Just noticed, half of the kissing scenes in Peep Show doesn't really happen because there doing it POV style.

That is the best analogy ever

Mark, you have a 1 in 3 chance of being the father.

@QuadMochaMatti

Жыл бұрын

Jeff sired it.

@davidw9736

8 ай бұрын

Jeff?!

Hahahahah this happened to me, minus the position at the end.

"Stop sitting like that."

@Beepsa

3 жыл бұрын

She's actually LYING like that, not sitting...

@feralfly9971

3 жыл бұрын

@@Beepsa "Stop sitting like that."

That Donald Trump Joke has come into it's own since this was filmed! :-D 1:13 Should be enough to send any guy's alarm bells ringing, but clearly not Mark's lol

2:13 - 2:15 When you fail No Nut November because you forgot which month it is.

@tsarbomba01

3 жыл бұрын

Not funny

@davidz2808

3 жыл бұрын

NNN isn't as bad as its sequel - DestroyDickDecember!

@ciaranmcloughlin7165

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidz2808 glad I didn't participate in that.

@Equinoxe-gp9sq

3 жыл бұрын

I only do it thrice a week, I don't think I am affected enough by it to stop doing it for one month.

"That is low, really low. Lending your sperm is like lending a fiver, u really cant ask for it back."

johnson had some of the best lines of the show

Old Meg has broken. 🤣

And THAT gentlemen is why I always bring a wet/dry shop vac on dates!

The rubber may have perished

Good point on lending someone less than a fiver

Ive seen this exact this happened no condom bust though, filling out divorce papers I guess gets heated

Have you ever considered voluntary redundancy?

OMG LMFAO 😃😃😃

I had a lass do that once poor mark

Minimal water damage

every man's worst nightmare

Yup 😂

Never sleep with a woman if she says to you she desperately wants a baby

Can you believe people watch "Friends" and think its funny?

That thumbnail Jesus Christ

Mark saying that he's Trump never fails to be funny

Dirty wiggy tower....

Wish there was a show for the naturally good instead of horrible people pretending they are.

Show me a good loser and I will show you a loser lol

the dubster

"Quick divorce, back for nibbles"

SIT UP!

I still think Sophie saying the wine is disgusting suggests she was already pregnant by Jez who in this episode became a member of a cult 😂after sleeping with her. Since, everyone in the show is very selfish, including her, she decided Mark is a better option for a father than Jez, she tricked him into believing he is the real father. Just my theory for the show.

@DrOmegaBattleSphere

11 ай бұрын

Why does saying the wine is disgusting suggest that?

@alisonpurgatory85

11 ай бұрын

@@DrOmegaBattleSpherepregnancy can affect taste

Reminds me of how I got my daughter. This skit is a good illustration of how men have zero rights of procreation. Morning after pill? No thanks , said the mother to be.

@TheBotleyBoy

2 жыл бұрын

Holy hell! Aside from you not wanting a child that way, did it all turn out as reasonable as can be hoped for in those circumstances?

@latetotheparty3070

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheBotleyBoy Kind of, the mother lied about being on birth control. the daughter was born, I left town , I sent her some money over the years and set up a college fund which I contributed for her. I saw her a few times over the years but wasn't part of her life much at all. I lived in a different country even. I correspond with her rarely and am not close at all. She's late 30's now. I had a lot of guilt over it in my life.

@TheBotleyBoy

2 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry to hear that. For what it's worth, if that was your biggest regret in life that you judged yourself harshly on, it's not even a bad thing that you did. You made a seemingly small and insignificant decision in the moment based on false information you were given by someone else. That's just unfortunate, not intentional or reckless.

@PanikGrafik

2 жыл бұрын

@@latetotheparty3070 it is not to late to be a part of your daughters life if she should choose it.

Olivia Colman is so strangely attractive for me. She is only 47 but looks older but her eyes are fiery.

@wietomeiborg1934

3 жыл бұрын

**Only** 47?

@aintnobodyherebutuschicken1418

3 жыл бұрын

She's unique. I think it's her Indian blood.

@Teddy-ez9qq

2 жыл бұрын

Do you have eyes?

@vishaansingh1019

Жыл бұрын

@@aintnobodyherebutuschicken1418 She doesn't have Indian blood. That was minor speculation in the genealogy show and then Berkshire Record Office published the woman's will after it aired, which showed her to be European.

Best title to a porno ever

That wasn't very traditional

@tcaudiobooks737

3 жыл бұрын

Like cauliflower.

It’s going to cost you more than a fiver!

AJ, Alan Johnson 🥊

The thumbnail is horrifying

Quick divorce, back for nibbles.

Why does Sophie want Mark's child again?

@davidz2808

3 жыл бұрын

She doesn't care much who the father is - as long as she's pregnant as soon as possible.

"No"

How can mark fire an IT person

Does this count as a one-night stand?

@davidz2808

3 жыл бұрын

@Dave Hughes According to the couples' counselling session that Mark & Sophie attend in s4 e5, Holiday, he doesn't last anywhere near long enough for her, leaving her unfulfilled.

@andrew7taylor

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidz2808 Unfilled?

Old Meg is broken.

Aspect ratio's fucked, mate.

Crypto is a fantasy

Ejaculating is like shooting a gun. Once it's out, you have no control over where it goes.

0:00 trans rights

shout out to Trump!

Oh, sugababes, thanks a lot sugababes, always at my lowest moments

That's why I stick to the pullout method.

@davidz2808

3 жыл бұрын

I hope you're joking. There are multiple very good reasons that it's ineffective.

@GizmoMaltese

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidz2808 It's actually pretty effective according to planned parenthood if you have the discipline to do it properly. Look it up. I've had plenty of condoms break or slip off. I wish I used the pull out method with my first wife instead of bc pills which probably contributed to her moodiness. I've done it for years. No babies. But now that I'm older I sort of wish I had. If pills or condoms don't suit you then that's a possible option. YMMV.

@davidz2808

3 жыл бұрын

@@GizmoMaltese Some sperm are released before ejaculation. There are several other contraception methods which have a much better rate of effectiveness.

@renhoek3851

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidz2808 I was one of those sperms released before ejalculation. The head-start really enabled me to beat the other millions of sperm, it was a hell of a race.

@carterjones8126

3 жыл бұрын

@@renhoek3851 That's like winning a foot-race against a bunch of paraplegics.

This wine is so disgusting isn’t it?

@lineardielectric

3 жыл бұрын

Yep it's very horrible

@johnmartinez7440

3 жыл бұрын

So, how's Jez?

@MegaGLITCHGUY

3 жыл бұрын

He’s joined a cult and is changing his name but fine

@MegaGLITCHGUY

3 жыл бұрын

@Speez71rm it was

@mattl1962

3 жыл бұрын

@Speez71rmYou could always delete your comment then?

Urrh. No good.

OK, I'll take this one. What's the relevance of Sophie "sitting like that"?

@gordonferrar7782

3 жыл бұрын

@gerard dearie apparently

Idk if this is British humor but it's really not hitting but it is funny tho. But not laugh fun

The rubber may have perished

@therankingworld7627

4 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Quick divorce, back for nibbles.