Theo and Peter can't act to save their lives.

@davidjames579

4 жыл бұрын

They don't act on DD. It's real.

@Basket69

4 жыл бұрын

@@davidjames579 yeah, but this wasn't real. Did you watch the video?

@ConnorTaylad

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, Theo was spot on with the ‘children’s inheritance’ line, his best quote usually

@DavidJohnson-km4ru

4 жыл бұрын

David James I think you’re braindead mate, since when would Alan Sugar go on Dragon’s Den for a serious deal? He’s worth over a Billion.

@Labzzo

4 жыл бұрын

@@DavidJohnson-km4ru It's scripted, dumbass

They have a lift now, they listened to them! :)

@adamh2077

5 жыл бұрын

+Anoy D shat it ya baffoon. what ya even doin' ere. bugger oof

@jcn268

5 жыл бұрын

*to him

@anoyd8237

4 жыл бұрын

@richard coull 3 day reply later, why would u reply?

@gamingmomentsweekly4781

4 жыл бұрын

@Ricky o picky I'm confusion

@mrcoiganable2988

4 жыл бұрын

They have a hollywood lift*

Lord Sugar is actually a pretty decent actor, lol.

@mattlm64

3 жыл бұрын

Well of-course, the apprentice is largely scripted.

@_-LL-_

3 жыл бұрын

@@mattlm64 is any TV unscripted?

@justanormalguyontheinterne7630

3 жыл бұрын

He's a knobhead, nothing more than a bitter old man... Don't understand how people like him, he is very unlikeable and antisocial, can't even crack a smile

@RogueTRogue

2 жыл бұрын

@@justanormalguyontheinterne7630 maybe that's why people like him. I'm not the one to judge-

@HarryJSmith

2 жыл бұрын

@@justanormalguyontheinterne7630 it’s funny when he’s telling the candidates straight up that they’re strategies were 💩

Got to love Lord Sugar's acting here, and in fact, he worth more than those five add together makes my day

@cybernautadventurer

7 жыл бұрын

I think that's accurate actually. Deborah Meaden: £40m Hilary Devey: £75m Duncan Bannatyne: £200m Theo Paphitis: £280m Peter Jones: £435m Alan Sugar: £1400m

@beastkaybyt2865

7 жыл бұрын

The Real Mr J. where did James go

@GregsMowing

7 жыл бұрын

beastkay byt turned into cruella deville

@Jessebella1

4 жыл бұрын

@@cybernautadventurer You didnt know and think that, you thought he was wrong, checked online and then commented once you had found out lol

@cybernautadventurer

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jessebella1 yup

I think Peter is the worst actor I've ever seen

@Burg3ss

4 жыл бұрын

You haven't seen wayne rooney

@DavidJohnson-km4ru

4 жыл бұрын

Or Neymar

@boristheblade5933

4 жыл бұрын

Or Simon Cowell

@dansari0007

4 жыл бұрын

Or Gordon Ramsay

@blazingphoenixgaming9574

4 жыл бұрын

cAn YoU cRaCK oN

They should have also done the reverse, the dragons in Lord Sugar's boardroom, lol.

@saaj_uk

4 жыл бұрын

The dragons turned into lizards and ran of🐊🐊

@HishamX

4 жыл бұрын

Walker G He bought the Title on ebay

@hassanalialqadiri

4 жыл бұрын

KRYPTIC GAMING how much?

@albond

4 жыл бұрын

@@saaj_uk *off

@vinunleaded312

2 жыл бұрын

even better, in lord sugars bathroom

-But Peter Jones will probably say he has experience in this sector. 'I have a lot of experience in this sector' LOOL

@shoebmiah1059

3 жыл бұрын

Alan Sugar he straight up guy quick thinker too.

Lord Sugar just killed this one. I laughed so much I was in stitches. His jokes are always funny. He has become one of my top business idols. What an inspiration.

@johnmartinez7440

2 жыл бұрын

"His jokes are always funny" Yikes.

@TPRM1

2 жыл бұрын

He’s not gonna hire you, mate.

@Veeooom

2 жыл бұрын

@@TPRM1 bit odd you replying to a nine year old comment

@TPRM1

2 жыл бұрын

@@Veeooom Well, I’m a bit odd.

@keenzoblock5782

2 жыл бұрын

@@TPRM1 hahahahhaa

I LOVE that he kept calling her James xD xD xD

@barbedbobsy

9 жыл бұрын

Ok?

@princebuster93

5 жыл бұрын

@ J R lol talks like a bloke, looks like a bloke

@byebye9840

4 жыл бұрын

JESUS versus the world stfu

@OakApplegardens

4 жыл бұрын

That was very funny.

@Trillock-hy1cf

4 жыл бұрын

I am trying to think who James is/was....

I've seen this on KZread multiple times now, and it never gets old. It's got to be one of the funniest things that the Dragons and Alan Sugar have ever been involved in. Like them or loathe them, they deserve huge credit for being able to take the Michael out of themselves for such a worthy cause

Haha that "fire sale at Staples" line was epic.

Alan is just perfection in this sketch. Definitely a no nonsense guy.

Only just realised why he's calling Hilary James lol. He hasn't realised that she's James Cahn's replacement

@hydroweapon

4 жыл бұрын

its part of the joke and it's all scripted

@ZapchonNG

3 жыл бұрын

@@hydroweapon Woah no way

@MCFC111

3 жыл бұрын

Holly shit!

@compagniaelvira

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, if you don’t know it, it’s even funnier, cuz it makes no sense at all and gives a touch of absurd to the whole thing

@samtheguru

2 жыл бұрын

@@compagniaelvira British sense of humour at it's best.

People expecting world class acting from rich people, I'm just grateful they had a good sense of humour to do this.

@MsMaryPatricia

3 жыл бұрын

Duncan originally tried acting but he wasn't very good at it and his agent got him the gig on Dragon's Den.

@ShaunakDesaiPiano

3 ай бұрын

I mean… we do get world class acting from rich people. Those rich people being professional actors. (I’m nitpicking lol I know what you meant.)

"Eyes front, wipe them gormless looks off your face, and get your chequebooks out". I'm just waiting for the day when one of the regular entrepreneurs looking for investment comes in and says that.

@TheCaulfield1

2 жыл бұрын

That would be Hillarious 😂😂😂

The James bit cracked me up lmao.

This is hilarious and genius! Love how both Dragons' Den and The Apprentice are such serious shows but they can have a laugh :D "AMSBEAR!"

@Hgames_RBLX

2 жыл бұрын

PUDSEY!

@marcusrashford568

Жыл бұрын

was this real

Only Lord Sugar can say "Shut it Theo" and get away with it 💀

all i learned from this is that the acting skills of peter jones and theo paphitis are non-existent.

@davidjames579

4 жыл бұрын

Theo can react. Sort of.

Alan Sugar and Gordan Ramsey... best at insulting people 😂😂😂😂

@SkullGamer1

5 жыл бұрын

JJ Simon Cowell

@ch-p2861

4 жыл бұрын

Ramsay is in a league of his own 😂

@shaun3473

4 жыл бұрын

Total agree

@manladan5929

4 жыл бұрын

SkullGamer Simon Cowell Hasn’t said anything funny or mean in about 5 years

@manladan5929

4 жыл бұрын

7 Bizarre Lane Simon cowell hasn’t said anything funny or mean for like 5 years

I would pay to watch an entire Apprentice episode where the Dragons do one of the tasks.

@Dreamingofyou317

3 ай бұрын

that would be the best episode of all time

"But Peter Jones will probably say he has experience in this sector" Hahahaha

Alan on the Dragon's piles of cash - "I'm willing to bet they're just photocopies, on the back of old compliment slips, from some of your failed businesses" 🤣🤣🤣

"Four flights of stairs in a bleeding warehouse, get a lift in. If I wanted to get fit I'd go to one of your gyms"=OWNED by Alan Sugar! BRILLIANT

@romanbaranovichi5375

Жыл бұрын

The fact that they actually did put a lift in as well lmao

'Never mind that, I don't understand a word your saying' 'What about you Braveheart' 'I don't need your investment son'

@simonwright6163

4 жыл бұрын

you're 😭

@exiledben2684

4 жыл бұрын

SW 90 What?

@paullangton-rogers2390

4 жыл бұрын

There is a comedy sketch on here by Harry Enfield.. his impression of Duncan Bannatyne is so funny..(incomprehensible and quick)..followed by his usual...soooo for that reason, I'm out.

@starb0rn

4 жыл бұрын

@@exiledben2684 They said "your saying" and it should be "you're". You're = you are.

@DrJurdenPeterbergsteinlerwitz

4 жыл бұрын

@@starb0rn *He said

Marvel: Infinity war will be the most ambitious crossover ever! Dragons den: hold my investments

Alan and Duncan were the best at acting imo

@NieceyWeesey

4 жыл бұрын

and hilary

@Ali-34582

5 ай бұрын

@@NieceyWeeseyjames*

“Shut it Theo” gotta love it

@carolburke9153

4 жыл бұрын

alan's king!

Peter Jones will probably say he has a lot of experience in this sector 😂😂😂

It's like seeing 5 dragons vs 1 giant dragon

@roberthemingway9553

4 жыл бұрын

Haha...

Alan Sugar really has a sense of humour 😆

Alan Sugar walks in: Jenny Campball: I appreciate your confidence and determination to maintain this market so therefore, I'm Out.

Lol they actually got a lift in now...

Funny, Lord Sugar tells the dragons to get a lift in and now they have a lift.

Only the brits can pull this off with such grace and in good spirits. Delightful and funny.

There you have it folks, undeniable proof that the Apprentice is scripted whilst Dragons Den is not.

@gromitx1682

4 жыл бұрын

Neoklis Papacosta how

@maxhaigh2290

4 жыл бұрын

gromit x because alan sugar can act well whereas the dragons cannot

@ashchaya7676

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah Dragon's Den is not scripted. Dramatised to a retarded level, but it is definitely real. All you need to do is look up the businesses that have been on and see where they are now. I think the piles of 'cash' are just a prop though. Jenny might also be a prop, LOL.

@bartpitt2991

2 жыл бұрын

@@maxhaigh2290 not really, it’s just Alan sugar’s personality

"Grow up luv. Last time I had a den I was 9 years old" im CRYING

4:40 " ...but Peter Jones will probably say he has experience in this sector ..." Peter - I have alot of experience in this sector . :D Ahahah , this is the coolest thing I've seen in a while . Thanks BBC.

"I never laugh James" Haha! I literally pissed myself.

I wonder how many times Alan had to re walk up the stairs because they all started laughing 😂

@shmt22

3 жыл бұрын

Smart

'A'ight lofty keep your air on' and 'I never laugh James' were my favourite hahaha

3:30 best ringtone ever!

this guy is richer than all the dragonssssssssssssssssss

Look have you got an idea to pitch or what?! Listen James 😂😂😂

peters acting when he said a black cloth 💀😭💀😭

Roasting each other... priceless!

"What about you, Braveheart?" 😂 Love this man.

"Wow. Black cloth. I like it. I'm in." "This isn't it you numpty." "I knew that." I absolutely love Peter Jones and Lord Sugar 😂😂😂😂

"PUDSEY!" - loved it when Duncan said that!

Alan Sugar is worth more than all of the dragons put together

Well, I've mostly learnt Dragons can't act. Funny, that one in the Hobbit was quite good.

@davidjames579

4 жыл бұрын

Duncan has actually acted in some stuff. Although he probably paid to do so. www.imdb.com/name/nm1832193/?ref_=nv_sr_1?ref_=nv_sr_1

I’d love to see lord Alan be a dragon in one season

"i can't understand a thing you're saying". damn, took the words right out of my mouth. i always had difficulties understanding duncan

@sarehgol5756

4 жыл бұрын

Haha me too 😂

"lofty" hahaha 🤣 what an amazing way to insult his hair

I waited all evening for this and wasn't disappointed, watching it again was just as amusing, well done Dragons and Sir Alan!

“Very droul ...THIS IS NOT IT YOU NUMPTY” Always gets me LMAO😂😂😂

@GokuBlack-sn5dr

4 жыл бұрын

reminded me of sir geoffrey boycott

Lord sugar is richer than all 5 of them combined😂😂😂

@MarkSpark101

3 ай бұрын

Now Peter Jones is richer than them all and him combined

Only Lord Sugar can kick the dragons out of their den 😂

i never liked dragons den, Lord Sugar owned them all aha

@sambee8982

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah but the dragons owned him back!

@emmajane6365

7 жыл бұрын

Amritpal Galsin

@saaj_uk

4 жыл бұрын

@D L their all businessmen not some actors

@azharuddin7873

4 жыл бұрын

It's scripted Mr Einstein

Theo ‘my kids inheritance’ The Foetus strikes again

Dragons: how much £ do you want? Alan sugar: Hold my seat

The 44 dislikes are fired apprentices

@Kaunain

4 жыл бұрын

119 now

Duncan: I don't understand your product, I don't understand who your customers are, I don't understand your business plan Lord Sugar: Dont mind about that...I don't understand a word you're saying. Literally owned 😂

One ironic thing is, Dragons Den did get a lift installed. They must’ve listened to Alan Sugar 😂

Lord sugar's a fantastic actor! Well scripted.

Theo the foetus 🤣🤣

Evan:Peter will probably say i have experience in this sector Peter:I have a lot of experience in this sector

Lol Alan sugar the best no one can beat him he is to good

"Wow black cloth..I like it..I'm in" :P LOL

I've watched this like 9million times and still keep cryn with laughter every time I see it

This is exactly like when everyone in your school class had to have a turn at reading a play out loud in English.

I like how the narrator was essentially being the comments section of dragon's den current youtube videos

@donaldtusk2678

4 жыл бұрын

What about the Jenny Campbell comments

@captainweekend5276

4 жыл бұрын

@@donaldtusk2678 this video came out long before she was on the show

@donaldtusk2678

4 жыл бұрын

Captain Weekend I know it was a joke since 90% of the dragons den comment section is about Jenny Campbell

"What about you, Braveheart" lmao

Another amazing effort from both shows!

1:45 Theo trying not to laugh at the massive table bit (Hilary doesn't even pretend not to be amused throughout)

Lord Alan Sugar!! love him. I didn't rate his early foray into the PC market though, back in a day when I used to sell PC's... I took one apart once was bloody shocking. His home Amstrad gaming computers on the other hand were the bees knees and everyone wanted one lol.

It's good to see Sid James back on our tellies again!

"Listen James...I like you...mind you the new look, I'm not sure it's working for you" 😂

I remember watching this years ago love it

Peter: Can you crack on Theo: That’s Pudsey Anyone: That’s shite acting that

Someone please explain why they do this kind of thing and ask us for money, when between them they could give more money than the entire british public

Best pitch ever. I wanna see someone come in and actually do it like that. 😂

"What about you braveheart" LMAO!!

Hahaha what about you braveheart ! Lol classic

He stole the show!

'will Theo Paphitis say that thing about *his* children in need' was absolutely amazing.

GOLD. They got the lift. 🤣

"I never laugh, James."

3:31 lol cant believe they played from russia with love XD

Thanks youtube recommendations in 2019!

I love all of this Dragons.

You know you’ve watched a lot of dragons den when the only clips left that you haven’t seen are the badly acted out joke ones 😭😭

@alexturlais8558

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair this is for charity, I can excuse the bad acting.

I quite enjoy and don't mind this sketch, because all of them have been acknowledged multiple times for regularly giving money to varied charities and businesses so they are the good type of rich people. By the way, I still laugh at Peter Jones's black cloth one liner. I think if one of the other dragons said it, it wouldn't have come out as funny as when he said it. He had perfect timing on that, whether he can act or not.

omg i am in tears of laughter from the start pmsl love it xx

Enjoyed that immensely. Good sports all.

How could you dislike this!!

“ hi I’m Jenny, I don’t watch the apprentice so for that reason I’m out”

1:45 A massive table is pretty neat.

Never seen this before, it's amazing :D

I Freaking love this