"It won't hurt me, it's friendly fire" *Cole breaks the fourth wall, again*

@yourlocalengineer

7 жыл бұрын

Chaos Draco And with a pun *OVERKILL*

@gabielund9872

7 жыл бұрын

Chaos Draco friendly fire oh cole

@cpresuttis

7 жыл бұрын

greatest line ever

@junnyxj5692

7 жыл бұрын

Chaos Draco he's so adorable

@HyperVegitoDBZ

6 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: Player disables friendly fire in the game

Inquisitor and Cassandra having romantic moment saying they love each other and then Dorian butts in emotionally saying "enjoy me while you can". My favorite Dorian line

@turkeysub24

5 жыл бұрын

Saw I got a few likes on this comment and noticed I didn't put a time stamp thing. 25:25

@williuscaesar1654

2 жыл бұрын

I know! My favorite was the touching moment in the deep roads. If you have Dorian with you when Cassandra talks about caves he’ll butt in and say “why seeker, I didn’t know you felt that w- oh you mean him”

@gzapray7203

Жыл бұрын

Dorian enjoying being a third wheel LOL.

I lost my shit after that "You are here to propose are you not?". The inquisitor is thinking one thing, and one thing only: "well... shit"

@avelylancaster6256

6 жыл бұрын

Hannes K I was thinking the exact same thing!

@mrrey3481

5 жыл бұрын

well, I was thinking like "Shit! Now I won't have to see a surprise on her face"

"but you're MY weird squirrelly kid" THAT WAS CUTE 😂

@nortalian549

5 жыл бұрын

Dorian and Bull and their slightly strange adopted son, Cole!

@GoodLuck-eh4sk

4 жыл бұрын

@@nortalian549 IKR perfect family

@zazoo5557

4 жыл бұрын

Wholesome

@ThatSilentGuy

4 жыл бұрын

@@nortalian549 No. Cole is Varric's son. And Bull will hate Cole later for taking his son Krem's crush.

@magicrainbowkitties1023

Жыл бұрын

@@ThatSilentGuy Bull is Cole's uncle ofc

CASSANDRA :You're here to propose, are you not ? INQUISITOR : " ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Blue screen."

@danielharvison7510

6 жыл бұрын

If that truly happened to you, my condolences!

@sskhinata6613

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel Harvison yeahh, that was sad :(

@ShadowQuickpaw

5 жыл бұрын

How can I get out of this with my gonads intact...

@thekeeperoftwindragons5976

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha that fits so well....god I love these games so much.

@christyshultz6443

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair it is no less awkward if you're romancing Dorian because she's all like what?

"Yes, marriage! You're here to propose, are you not?" "Well... Shit."

@mr5yy

6 жыл бұрын

Michael Poulsen Yes! That face at 0:51 is the exact expression of “Well... shit.”

I just love how Blackwall constantly humors Sera.

@GaldirEonai

4 жыл бұрын

He kinda adopts her as a little sister.

@JoshJenrayAK47

4 жыл бұрын

Such an odd friendship, but a good one nontheless!

@FelixEarth

3 жыл бұрын

The "servant retainer" story is funny as hell at 7:46

@varric

3 жыл бұрын

That demostrate that Blackwall's sense of humor is not more mature than Sera's.

@chaoitcdie6444

Жыл бұрын

@@varric have you ever been around a soldier and heard their jokes?

"Then why did you drink it?" "I couldn't stop. With each sip, it was, 'it can't be THAT bad, can it?'"

@tosen69

5 жыл бұрын

i have been there.... it is not good xD

@acroties9304

5 жыл бұрын

pretty much every time i drink vodka

@aubreyhuff46

4 жыл бұрын

11:48 yeah that was funny

@shimmyking4

4 жыл бұрын

for me, that's most beer in a nutshell

@alyo7774

3 жыл бұрын

Would be nice to have this line as an option while talking to Solas after drinking the Well.

Also, let's be honest we like those fictional characters more than we like our real friends xD

@Arianith

8 жыл бұрын

haha :D Yeah. Sometimes :'D

@hekatebleble4800

8 жыл бұрын

:'D

@Tokkoking

8 жыл бұрын

Let's be honest our real friends suck

@basedbattledroid3507

7 жыл бұрын

What real friends?

@deathknight2425

7 жыл бұрын

Real...friends? What are these words you speak? They are a mystery to me.

"It won't hurt me, it's friendly fire" COLE YOU PRECIOUS BEAN.

@Senok13

8 күн бұрын

There is nothing "friendly" in a "friendly fire"...

"Was it rainin? Coulda been rainin." Yes, actually, Sera. It was raining.

@samuelthompson3327

6 жыл бұрын

JHenry My responce whenever I hear her say that.

@blackheartthedarklord6428

5 жыл бұрын

Let's not m introduce her to Preston

@Sylvain_Adventures

2 жыл бұрын

IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

I love how the inquisition treats Sera with so much patience

@SeventhheavenDK

3 жыл бұрын

Noy mine, definitely. Especially after she kicks her out.

@sujeidyalvarez

2 жыл бұрын

And cole😉😂 they are the children 😂

@ryosfatbutt1741

2 жыл бұрын

@@SilenTHerO78614 Tf ?? You can say you dislike sera without being abliest 🤨

@SilenTHerO78614

2 жыл бұрын

@@ryosfatbutt1741 call me every istophobe synonym in the book, an unlikeable cunts a cunt.

I love how Vivienne tries to shit talk Solas, especially when you find out about what he really is at the end of trespasser

@SeventhheavenDK

3 жыл бұрын

I hope the game gives me the chance to destroy that annoying egghead

@linasalazar4906

Жыл бұрын

@@SeventhheavenDK he should be the main villain so… you might get your chance

@BHRamsay

Жыл бұрын

As a rule, Vivienne gets along well with anyone that's not concealing their identity or true loyalties. Blackwall isn't a Grey Warden, Solas is, ... Well he's absolutely hiding stuff and even Sera, according to the Game's writers, is secretly hiding the fact that Cookie Lady left her entire estate to Sera and fixed it so Sera can't get rid of it. Yes, Sera is a noble and it's implied Vivienne is aware of her background.

@hommefataltaemin

Жыл бұрын

@@SeventhheavenDK he’s not annoying 🥺 he’s amazing. Although he is an adorable egg head.

@gzapray7203

4 ай бұрын

As much as I found Vivienne annoying, she is truly sharp for not trusting Solas. So many knowledge yet has a little background. Same goes with Blackwall pre-Revelations.

When the inquisitor is just a walking meme 😂

@beverlyarcher3744

3 жыл бұрын

Embearrassment unbearable

Its just so sad that most players never hear these wonderful interactions because the game is bugged to where party banter doesnt trigger most of the time! Bioware, for the next Dragon Age, FIX YOUR BANTER SYSTEM! I shouldnt have to go to KZread to hear it! I wander around for hours and never hear a stitch of banter! FIX IT!

@sonofart5409

3 жыл бұрын

I actually got the same banter three times in a row. Super annoying

@Malveina

3 жыл бұрын

@@sonofart5409 I may be late, but if you're playing on PC there's a mod on nexus that fixes the banter time, triggering it every 15 mins. You can also try by switching companions at camp.

@beverlyarcher3744

3 жыл бұрын

I take it actually he took it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 die everytime it's like do you ppl not know how to knock before entering

@ODST_Bailey

3 жыл бұрын

It is sad, i run around for hours and hours, but no banter and it's very depressing not hearing them talk and joke

@executioner_ecgbert884

3 жыл бұрын

At least its not like andromeda, where conversations will end unless you stop everything youre doing to listen.

Solas burned Vivienne so hard... The Rift at Haven.

@skyhawkslcb18

5 жыл бұрын

yeah he got her good

@sujeidyalvarez

2 жыл бұрын

It was brutal

There was a funny dialogue at the war table between Josephine and leliana about the ladies at the winter palace wanting to join the inquisition just to “ have a chance with the commander” and cullen says something in defence but leliana was like: “ oh hush now. Just sit there a look pretty Commander!” xD Made me chuckle the way she said it to him.

Dorian talking about corypheus like a dog is HILARIOUS.

@teafloofs7091

3 жыл бұрын

"Dorian, take better care of your pets, Corypheus peed on the floor again!"

Dorian: a....achoo........ He has the most REALISTIC sneeze EVER

@scudzmcdudz

5 жыл бұрын

Ariwulf 88 I’m seriously convinced they actually got Dorian’s VA to sneeze

@supervegito2277

3 жыл бұрын

@@scudzmcdudz Wouldnt surprise me. Its very easy to provoke a sneeze.

listening to how the inquisitor laughs kills me for some reason lol

"You are here to propose, are you not?" *insert confused stare here* Me: dies of laughter within the first few minutes

"You're a real Sera-bas" Bull.... Never change

Cassandra made me melt when she said "my love" and all that sweet stuff. Now i have to make a male inquisitor to romance her.

@JoshJenrayAK47

4 жыл бұрын

I recently did and it is WORTH IT

@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou

4 жыл бұрын

I might actually romance her in my next playthrough because her romance scenes are really adorable and I'm all about that

2:00 IronBull; “When this is over, I’m going to need someone to beat me with a stick again!” Dorian; *impish grin* “I’m not sure whether I want that to be a metaphor or not” lol 🤣

"Elven expert" she says to Fen'Harel 😂

2:46 What funny for me as that when I heard this convo, it went, "When you're little, everything is Ahh!" Only to hear from a charging Templar, "AHHH!

"Majestic? Say that after you see a pile of dragon shit bigger than your house." Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Oh my god, that is the best

Damn, I love Dorian so damn much. And I have the most serious love/hate relationship with Sera

FRIENDLY FIRE>>>> IM DONE

@hufflepuffler2575

4 жыл бұрын

When i heard that i literally stopped and told cole if he made that pun again he was grounded than proceeded to continue on our way

*ROTFL* You know, after watching these three vids I keep being reminder of something the Warden quoted to Oghren in DA Origins. "Don't I have enough armed lunatics following me?" .. it is certainly appropiate here too.

"It won't hurt me, it's friendly fire." I should say that in my next match of halo.

These videos are like a crossover between Game of Thrones and some sitcoms. And the cutaways add a bit of Family Guy in the mix.

Cassandra: *Tired Neutral Good knight* Varric: *Chaotic Good sponsored by Chaotic Neutral gang* Solas: *True Neutral bastard* Vivienne: *Passive-agressive Lawful Evil sis* Bull: *Horny Chaotic Good* Dorian: *Sarcastically Chaotic Good* Cole: *Freaky True Neutral that drinks Stalker juice* Sera: *Reverse Joker*

@georgemeyers7172

3 жыл бұрын

I thought Cole was CG to be honest, also Sera, reverse Joker? What does that even mean?

@georgemeyers7172

3 жыл бұрын

Hey... what about "Blackwall" what would you think his allighment is?

@eternyti

3 жыл бұрын

Cole is definitely more Chaotic Good or Neutral Good, not True Neutral. Cass is more Lawful Good with some Neutral Good thrown in. Additionally.... Blackwall: Depressed Lawful/Neutral Good Cullen: Adorkable Lawful Good Josephine: Responsible Lawful Good/Neutral big sister Leliana: Idealistic True Neutral bird mom Bonus- Corphyeus: Cranky Chaotic Evil Grandpa

@Kojak0

3 жыл бұрын

@@eternyti Cory is not Chaotic - he wants to install himself as a god, remember? That would make him Lawful Evil, with him being the (evil) law). Besides, did you forget Blackwall's backstory? If anything, he's on the neutral side having worked off some quite evil shit...

@barbiecore_

3 жыл бұрын

Vivienne is Lawful Neutral.

Sera's laugh is contagious. I love it so much!

@heartoffire8481

7 жыл бұрын

I hated it. it was so damn forced and grating

@SergioAzamuth

7 жыл бұрын

That's the point methinks. I know, old comment but what can you do, only got Inquisition recently \o

@sojikuogami8341

6 жыл бұрын

OMG SAME IT IS SO AWESOME ! VOICE ACTRESS IS PERFECT FOR HER !

@JamesSerapio

6 жыл бұрын

Eliseo Rengel Garcia you missed out. Once you get to know her, she actually makes the most sense among the companions.

@shaneoneill1396

5 жыл бұрын

Someone in fable has same laugh... But its.... Disturbing........ AAAAAHHHHHHH RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!

These bunch of people are such a great group to see and hear. Delightful humour and camaraderie :)

"I smile at clouds!" She must be from Ohio

@beastwarsFTW

4 жыл бұрын

I'm an Ohioan. Is that because it rains, like all the time?

@averongodoffire8098

4 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Thesken Hey it’s not always like that!... sometimes it comes backwards

@markusallen102

3 жыл бұрын

I remember we once had a hale storm in summer

@jacktheomnithere2127

2 жыл бұрын

@@beastwarsFTW does it rain much in Ohio? because if so then i might like it there.

@sapphirex4847

2 жыл бұрын

Jack the Omnithere Honestly, if you don’t like the weather in Ohio, just wait ten minutes and it’ll change.

I need a "Hate this rubbish guild" tshirt

“Drinks and insults later?” “We’re both buying, then there’s double” Man I love these characters

Dorian x iron bull coolest gay couple ever

@avelylancaster6256

6 жыл бұрын

Tokkoking omg yes

@khm8910

5 жыл бұрын

Hard to believe that's what turned people off inquisition

@CuT7yFlaM

5 жыл бұрын

Seriously? People are so sensitive little precious snowflakes I swear.@@khm8910

@karissayoung1475

5 жыл бұрын

I love that two of the companions got together.

@khm8910

5 жыл бұрын

@@CuT7yFlaM Na, it was more "the game is filled with SJW" bullshit that happened to include Dorian and Bull.

You are here to propose! are you not? * confused staring intensifies *

Please don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to force people to not enjoy stuff they find funny, but I think you may find it also interesting what that conversetion between Sera and Solas about 'dead elves' was actually like. I believe this is one of rare moments when Solas gets really mad and something...dreadful awakes. His answer said in deadly voice: "din elvhen emma him?" is actually a question which can be tanslated as 'would you like to be as dead as those elves?' (suggesting: if so, I can make this happen) O.o This was not meant for Sera, he knows she doesn't understand, so it was not said to shut her up with a threat. It was what he was thinking at the moment. I adore his character, but let's not forget he's not always just a victim of his good intentions. Perhaps Fen' in Fen'Harel is a little more suitable than we know ;)

@cairrean2412

6 жыл бұрын

... Pretty sure the Fen part means wolf? Cause Harel is in the word Harellan, which basically means traitor.

@Knallbart

6 жыл бұрын

Hekate Bleble i think it directly translates to "death elvhen my become" so maybe it could mean something like "hot diggity, i sure wish i was one of them right now"? Maybe? Like as an exasperated... question? Elvhen is super loose and one word can mean so many things, it's hard to translate! Just playing the devil's advocate here 😁 by all means, he can be a bit murdery, so i wouldn't be surprised if it was a threat...

@js1031

6 жыл бұрын

Hekate Bleble He says to an amnesiac Andruil. Why do you think he's pushing so hard with Sera and not the elven Inquisitor? It explains her affinity with a bow, and how she gets off on hunting big game. It also explains that beehive in the training dummy. Asking Cole for an assist would be out of character for her so...yeah. Sera is an amnesiac Andruil.

@tsrboomer09

5 жыл бұрын

The dread wolf rises.

@terra_the_nightingale135

4 жыл бұрын

Hekate Bleble it was actually kinda scary hearing Solas actually sound pissed. Like actually, there was venom in his voice there

No one, absolutely no one: Sera inviting someone to her house: SHUT UP AND EAT MY SHITTY COOKIES!!!!!

@literallyanangrymoose7717

Жыл бұрын

I was taking a drink when that scene came up and I promptly choked on my tea

I thnk I'm starting to like your inquisitor as much as my own xD You're editing in these is so great btw lol

@jasonpratt1904

4 жыл бұрын

*mines better*

@JillWouters

4 жыл бұрын

@@jasonpratt1904 He's lovely, but I like his long hair best.

There's no way to pick a favourite moment with this game's brilliant sense of humour, but I have to be honest, the way Solas says 'it is not as if I know who filled my bedroll with lizards' is one of the funniest fucking things 🤣

16:52 THERE WAS ONCE A MAN WHO HAD BEES COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH. 😂😂😂

Maker's balls...

Solas doesn't take any of Vivienne's shit and it's hilarious

@KayderimGameplays

Жыл бұрын

I can totally see him killing her in the next game

I like how during the snowball fight , it cuts to the inquisitior and sera throwing snowballs at eachothers faces at a split second

@5223142

3 жыл бұрын

Pies actually

You're here to propose, are you not? Inquisitor: Awkward stare

(Coughs) Who's a bitch?

@xxMiraclesMay

6 жыл бұрын

Charming.

“I have horns you have those pointy ears and those big creepy elf eyes were not the ones to decide what’s normal” “I was just hoping I’d find something on the map that rimes with arse” “(Sigh) arse” “Aww for me” “(Cough)whosabitch”

Dynamic between Dorian and Bull is like the best thing about this game.

I wish I had friends to have conversations like these... I wish I had friends :(

@masquerademage

3 жыл бұрын

I'll be your friend, I also need a gang to banter like this with :)

@matthewmartinez3907

3 жыл бұрын

Goes to show how pathetic and boring our world is. Damn our reality sucks.

Dude this video made realize how good Cassandra's romance is

22:15 was that snake in a body of a dwarf? SNAKE!? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAKKEEEEE (dramatic music plays)

@atol671

6 жыл бұрын

Kevin Lopez I KNOW RIGHT OMG SO COOL

oh that last bit "It's friendly fire" I'm crying a little XD

Dorian and Bull are the best couple ever. I'd kinda feel bad romancing either of them as the Inquisitor now.

''Floating crap, magic mirror crap, evil demon crap. When this is over, i'm gonna need somebody to hit me with a dtick again.'' Love how Iron bull is just so over it. XD

The spa one killed me. I am deceased. As a side note, we need a "well, shit" compilation

25:30 INQUISITOR - I love you. Kassandra - And I love you! Dorian - I know right? Enjoy me while you can ;) Inquisitor and Kassandra - . . .

cassandra: you're here to propose, are you not? inquisitor: *blank stare*

Varric: everyone leave Iron bull: Tama!!! Varric: you can stay

25:27 Oh, so romantic T_T 25:37 Begone, Dorian, you're ruininig the mood!

@lemontreewhoop7317

5 жыл бұрын

Mgel Darion No let him stay 😂

@missdarkknight3059

4 жыл бұрын

I adore Dorian tho!!!! 😂😂😂 but its just a matter of preference i guess lol!!!!

I love that he got a haircut between the main game and Trespasser

I love Blackwall and Sera together 😂 they are too much

I simply LOVE your Inquisitor! He's the best!!!

@JJDani

7 жыл бұрын

Thank you! you just made my day with this comment lol Glad you like him :D

@jacktheomnithere2127

2 жыл бұрын

@@JJDani i do too. i don't want to unhear his voice or any of the other characters. ever.

Cassandra punching a bear xD THAT I'd love to see

@JoshJenrayAK47

4 жыл бұрын

It would apologize like “Whatever I did, I’m sorry…!”

I loooove these! Listen to them whenever I am feeling a bit down!

i want to talk about my feelings, dorian. 10:30

We all need a friend like Dorian in real life

14:44 I'M CRYING! COLE NOOOOO!😂😂😂

i swear to god sera is my spirit animal

@shaneoneill1396

5 жыл бұрын

But she's hates spirits.....

@danielroach3479

4 жыл бұрын

Mabalsych of korse

@lizzieandmocha1131

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielroach3479 my favorite part

"You are here to propose are you not" ............ I bet he was thinking "Well shit"

I may have gushed over that last "goodbye" between your Inquisitor and Cassandra. ;_; I never romanced anyone, just flirted with Harding and wished she was a romance option. XD

@connorsydney5457

5 жыл бұрын

Oreochema She kind of is, there are no cutscenes unlike the other bachelors and bachelorettes, and I think you need to be a dwarf

"After all the places we have been, I hardly expected to find us in another cave" Yes...exactly my thoughts.

22:12 "You killed a dragon?" "I can't even imagine! Tell me about their teeth." "..." _"Great, so how does it Taste?"_ Pretty *_T A S T Y_* meme if I say so myself.

Morrigan, your tsundere is showing

I'm not the biggest fan of Sera (I can't tell what she's saying 95% of the time, probably just because I'm stupid), but her laugh is the cutest thing I've ever heard.

Iron bull being like coles dad is perfect

Leave it to a dward, always lowering the bar

I honestly think Viv is such a great character, i love her interactions with the others cause she seems so out of place and yet realistic (though she can be a lil too cruel to cole)

Varric: **exists** Cassandra: I'm going to keeel Varric!

"they don't make a thread strong enough for your tongue" Sera- that's what she said..I think

Sera's laugh gets me every time.

18:07 if you look closely it looks like Dorian is slowly dropping his mouth in anxiety and fear of going home😂🤣

Dorian and Bull are hilarious and adorable at the same time, I can't handle it!

lol the way Sera react to women version of Qunari and yes she's talking about them with Bull in the party banter 🤣

I realize this is a million years old, but we found these recently and are having the freaking time of our lives watching them and laughing our asses off. I named your Inquisitor "Scallions," lol. But we are dying to know what you named him! The entire family has fallen in love with him because he is just so aggro and hilarious! At a terrible time like this, thank you so much for posting this so we can laugh freely and joyfully.

@masquerademage

3 жыл бұрын

This is freaking adorable and I hope you and your family continue to enjoy this awesome game

Senpai Solas~ Don’t judge when I first met him I fell in love XD

@brandynicole7410

5 жыл бұрын

No judgments here. Three years later and I'm still in love. I was new to Dragon Age games and he provided me all the answers to my many questions. Not to mention the Fade is amazing and I've always had a fascination with spirits. Guess we're weirdos :)

Morrigan avoiding demonstrate that she misses her beloved Warden is always funny since DA: Origins.

22:24 is that solid snakes voice actor

@Syntheticxox

7 жыл бұрын

Yes that is David Hayter.

@lordstolas8146

5 жыл бұрын

“But how does it taste?”

0:49 hello darkness my old friend

What did we learn from this video? Keep Sera and Iron Bull in your party at all times.

@SeventhheavenDK

3 жыл бұрын

Sera? No thanks.

@sonnenblumefrau2048

2 жыл бұрын

Nah. My top three is Cole, Blackwall, and Solas. After Solas leaves, he's replaced with Vivienne.

14:57 iron bull, making sure cole hears what we're all thinking, a true voice of the people

i feel like the inquisitors armor fit alot beter on the males, the women are to slim and got that awkward stance and running animation

@happyd6426

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, wish it wasn't like that.

I love your videos, they're a perfect mix of various banters from all across the game! :)

your video prompted me to play DAI a second and then third time. I didn't realize how precious Dorian and Sera are.

I used to watch these while preparing for school in the mornings, always funny.

why dont my characters talk this way? its so funny.

@milkyzecow1396

8 жыл бұрын

I Think You Need Certain Characters And Be At A Certain Part?

@xLionsxxSmithyx

8 жыл бұрын

you need to complete their missions and speeches.

@RazorBMWblacklist1

8 жыл бұрын

+xLionsxxSmithyx ive done all their personal missions on pretty much all my inquisitors. even when i tried to get the Iron Bull/Dorian romance thing going it never happened.

@TheTadpoie

8 жыл бұрын

Some games have a glitch where party banter doesn't happen very often. I hardly ever hear anything, and I've played on both PC and Xbox 360 and Xbox one.

@white_vargr1999

7 жыл бұрын

I think you have to walk a whole lot, you know no mounts no fast travel... but I'm not certain ^^ I got some of the dialogs but not all, yeah well I'm really far from the end so ... I think all of the really fun stuff happens after Skyhold too ;) Anyhow this game's awesome !

Dorian has some of the funniest lines in the game and sarcastic conversations with others npc-s . I like keeping him around for his jokes and because he is the best mage of them all :)) And you can romance him as a male too . :D