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@licenselessrider448610 жыл бұрын
"There's nothing going on... and you're missing it" Jesus, how profound!
@troublefist
5 жыл бұрын
I think it's my favorite sentence ever.
@richardgates7479
5 жыл бұрын
Nothing was going on here for the last 5 years, and I missed it.
@everest001
4 жыл бұрын
Non-duality in a nutshell.
@tedbaloogafakename3659
3 жыл бұрын
An elite one liner
@crappymeal
3 жыл бұрын
floating in the dark empty non changing vacuum of space for 80 years
@almighty198410 жыл бұрын
dat knitting, I've never felt more proud to be Scandinavian
@DennisMoore664
3 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan: Look at me! I do a three-hour podcast! Norway: Hold my akvavit
@riparianlife9770110 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever tried to sleep sober?" - Doug Stanhope
@mikej2279
6 жыл бұрын
I mean I have plenty of times. It's just more comfortable not. -_-
@billmarsh1971
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but it's much easier to get it started if I'm not
@lewiscraw8294
4 жыл бұрын
I don't "fall asleep" rather I pass out. A different kind of sleep waking up not knowing when you went to bed
@naveslaikss10 жыл бұрын
that last sentence was so deep
@livinginvancouverbc224710 жыл бұрын
From the cult classic movie 'Office Space' "You missed work yesterday. What did you do?" "Nothing, and it was everything I dreamed it could be."
@shawnevans666
10 жыл бұрын
"What about you, what would you do with a million bucks?" "Nothing" "Well, you don't need a million bucks to do nothing, just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit!"
@livinginvancouverbc2247
10 жыл бұрын
Shawn Evans So many good lines in that movie!
@Francois176
6 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t say I was missing it, Bob.
@Ryaninja
4 жыл бұрын
Aww you beat me to it! That was my first thought after the video too! Can't believe you snuck in there before I could type this! You only beat me by about 6 years too.
@v1mt02 жыл бұрын
To this day…the Beethovens 7th symphony playing in the background always makes me grin because of Doug.
@hydernoori14610 жыл бұрын
"There's nothing going on, and you're missing it" I love this guy :)
@alexandersafir
10 жыл бұрын
_"There's nothing going on. And, you're missing it!"_ Excellent.
@G396
6 жыл бұрын
I dont believe in life quotes,But damn.
@jklxn8 жыл бұрын
"There's nothing goin' on, and you're missing it" :D
@timmi59
8 жыл бұрын
That was awesome
@SkateSka
8 жыл бұрын
Hearing that sentence was like someone placing a tiny silk pillow for my heart to rest on.
@jklxn
8 жыл бұрын
George Mirchev damn that was downright poetic....so..un-stanhope like. i love it...it goes perfectly with him...
@Francois1766 жыл бұрын
There’s nothing going on, and you’re missing it! Stanhope’s a genius.
@jf1602978 жыл бұрын
"That's why I try not to read books, because it gets you all thinking and stuff... Who needs that?" Damnnn, that was beautiful.
@ItsVikVaughn
4 жыл бұрын
@Evi1M4chine “The country’s fucked! The planet’s fucked! How could that have happened when I gave a fuck!”
@DMantra10 жыл бұрын
"There's nothing going on, and you're missing it." haha
@klondike3163 жыл бұрын
"Doing nothing means a lot to me" - Bon Scott, another great philosopher.
@MRayner5910 жыл бұрын
I love that Brooker describes you as a "shambles" -- that's perfectly apt.
@BumLuck10 жыл бұрын
"There's nothing going on and you're missing it" Perfect
@bloodeverywhere9809
4 жыл бұрын
There's nothing going on and you're missing it. Am I the first to say that?
@RossKempOnYourMum019 жыл бұрын
In The Sopranos, Tony Soprano's wife nags him to tear his eyes away from the TV for a second and, without looking away from the set, he says: "But it's so much more interesting." Deep.
@mikej2279
6 жыл бұрын
Isn't it sad as a people. We watch shows on tv about actors watching shows who watch actors watching shows.
@kenharris53908 жыл бұрын
"I'm the slime and the garbage from your TV set"Thanks Frank you nailed it decades ago.
@sinane.y
5 жыл бұрын
I'm the slime oozing out from your tv set*
@jan10807 жыл бұрын
Worst thing is, I've been on several trips with that boat ("Hurtigruten"). I've actually seen several people sitting inside the boat, watching the boat trip on TV in the restaurant, instead of going to the freaking front of the boat and watch it live. World's going crazy.
@davidklein1667
6 жыл бұрын
Jan Thore hope the cruise don't end before the shows over! LMFAO
@cittleskum
6 жыл бұрын
No the world is not going crazy, in fact nothings happening
@thekomprecktore96457 жыл бұрын
LOVED IT!!!!! THX 4 UPLOADING!!!!!!
@13freitag137 жыл бұрын
these are pure gold!
@ErwinSchrodinger648 жыл бұрын
Doug is really missing out on a goldmine here. He should open his own clothing line because he has some unique taste.
@firstlast4438
3 жыл бұрын
His clothing line would be clothes people died in picked up from thrift stores in the arse end towns of middle america lmao
@vadimzubovich5537
3 жыл бұрын
That's not taste, that's what Salvation Army sales have to offer :)
@TacticGamers
3 жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/aWuErpWrqKS_pqQ.html
@dustbinbroom
2 жыл бұрын
He dresses like a parody of a stand up comedian
@raggersragnarsson6255
2 жыл бұрын
It's a 70s look, but he made it his own.
@deandjs32727 жыл бұрын
These are the best
@sad_spice654 жыл бұрын
Doug Stanhope is an vanguard of ASMR
@SnakeladyGreta6 жыл бұрын
We actually DID watch the "front of the boat" video while on the Norwegian Sky cruise ship... We watched it from the bed. (Made a great night light, as well). :D
@lagoso81554 жыл бұрын
Genius!!
@joshorne6 жыл бұрын
Totally brilliant.
@TrangleC10 жыл бұрын
I agree and I love shows about nothing too. (Assuming Mr. Stanhope isn't sarcastic when he says he does.) I'm perfectly able to watch one of those meditation and relaxation DVDs that just show you a beach or fish in an aquarium for hours and drift off into daydreams and if the DVD or downloaded video doesn't have good music, I just switch on the "Solo Piano Radio" stream and listen to an endless progression of soothing, mellow piano music of the kind they play in the better hotel lobbies. I could do that all day if I had the time. Where I live (Germany) we had a music TV channel for grown ups a few years ago, that would actually only play music and usually the more obscure stuff. During the night they filled the hours with a show called "Deluxe Night Flight". It was all footage shot from a helicopter slowly flying over Las Vegas or New York City at night, with funk and soul music playing over it. I loved that so much. One of the state owned TV stations has a comparable night filler show called "Space Night", which just shows you hours of footage shot from a satellite or the International Space Station, looking down on the planet, with mellow electronic music and sometimes stuff like Bette Midler's "From a Distance" or "Another day in Paradise" from Phil Collins playing over it. And then there is another channel that fills the night with footage of the world's most beautiful train rides. They just strap a camera to the front of some train and film the whole ride from one station to the next in the Alps or New Zealand or the Australian Outback, unedited and all without music.
@lolasabina38173 жыл бұрын
Lol I hella needed this. Coincidentally from politics that invaded my every fiber of being. Even supernatural. The knitting channel, God bless them. There's nothing going on and I'm missing it. Yes!!!
@stephensmitherman52436 жыл бұрын
I always looked forward to Doug.
@lagoso81554 жыл бұрын
This is the best thing ever said by a human. Wow god damn!!!
@juangringo39062 жыл бұрын
He reminds me of beetljuice the way he looks/dresses and his mannerisms. Lol
@bafoley Жыл бұрын
Doug inadvertently doing the Joe Bob Briggs character, complete with cooler, outdoor easy chair, and bustedass TV.
@xdoctor420x10 жыл бұрын
Best bit ever
@doobinztm143810 жыл бұрын
The Best.
@afterdinnercreations936 Жыл бұрын
"Man reads the script for the Bee Movie for 8 hours straight"
@eezZzee8 жыл бұрын
Doug Stanhope you are funny as funk ..........i love you !
@ENTHUSIASTICFIFAFAN10 жыл бұрын
I actually would love to watch that
@thomasdesnoyers21445 жыл бұрын
Doug is a fucking genius
@theycallmethehunter50965 жыл бұрын
They always said Seinfeld is a show about nothing. Actually, it’s a show about how sad & pathetic people truly are... Your comedy is light years better than that nothing
@rhadamanthus204610 жыл бұрын
stanhopes a legend and thats why i drink (only tea of course i'm british) i have a red coat too
@shuuwhoopdie10 жыл бұрын
WORD! ^^
@CaptainKenway4 жыл бұрын
2020 is really driving home the line about how we take nothing going on for granted. Nothing sounds pretty good right about now.
@youngian10 жыл бұрын
Doug Stanhope, Steve Van Vandt; the Norwegians can spot America's coolest exports.
@emiliojoselupianez57943 жыл бұрын
No soy traductor, y posiblemente no sea la mejor traducción, pero quizás ayude a los hispanohablantes: Soy Dough stanhope y por eso bebo. Siempre he dicho que Sendfield era un show acerca de nada. Disfruto ese concepto porque es lo que busco en un programa de televisión, nada. A esta edad no quiero aprender nada, quiero tener que preocuparme o prestar atención y es por eso que intento no leer libros, porque te llevan pensar y esas cosas ¿Quién necesita esas cosas? Pero ni siquiera Sendfield puede imaginar los niveles de entretenimiento vacío que la televisión puede alcanzar. Nadie hace nada mejor que los noruegos, ellos son los maestros del concepto de “slow tv” (televisión lenta). Un programa de doce horas acerca de coser, nada salvo el implacable acto de coser. Eso es un paraíso para mi. “Ellos pusieron cámaras en un crucero en Noruega, y filmaron los seis días, el viaje entero, 113 horas, solo un episodio. Y habría visto ese episodio en mi camarote en ese crucero.(Risas) Dando gracias a dios por no tener que levantar mi cuello todo el camino a la ventana para ver el viaje, por que lo puedes ver en la televisión. ¡Espero que no atraquemos antes de que esto se acabe! Necesito saber como acaba este crucero. Si pudiera poner esos segmentos de nada... Por que esto no es como realmente soy, yo no estoy tan cabreado todo el tiempo ¿Tu piensas que esto lo que hago en casa? Ponerme borracho y (mueve los brazos)¡ah, ah, ha! No eso es solo lo que hago una docena de veces al año, el resto del tiempo soy algo así como tranquilo. Yo no soy como ese (nombre del presentador de televisión) que tiene que estar cabreado todas las putas noches. ¿Como puedes vivir así (nombre del presentador de televisión)? Relajate, solo coge una cerveza y calmate, nada está pasando y tu te lo estás perdiendo. PD, el video no me ha dejado subir subtitulos.
@Homeschoolsw63 жыл бұрын
2:28..." There's nothin goin on, and you're missin it. "
@lidercarismatico10 жыл бұрын
Can someone tell me the name of the last song? The "instrumental/classical" one at the end. I would appreciate it :)
@dexterdaniel2345
10 жыл бұрын
Beethoven: Symphony 7, Allegretto, movement 2
@detriotrdwings10 жыл бұрын
nice
@peterjonas4971 Жыл бұрын
the Hunter Thompson of comedy
@noizyme10 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't this apply to 90% of sitcoms, though? It's just people talking about some thin plot for 30 minutes to arrive back where they started.
@MattMonk10 жыл бұрын
They broke the fucking mold after Doug Stanhope.
@swunt109 жыл бұрын
in germany there is a decade old TV show called Bahn TV where they show nothing else than the view out of a train for hours on end.
@PurushaDesa
9 жыл бұрын
So it's basically a cocktease where every viewer's waiting for the train to crash and it just keeps on running in the disturbingly efficient manner it does every day in Germany.
@PreDatoR1873
6 жыл бұрын
I'd totally watch that.
@davidklein1667
6 жыл бұрын
Mar I would watch that...i'm to poor to travel!
@Polderjongen6 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know the name of the background music on this?
@bingerz23710 жыл бұрын
whether you agree with him or not you gotta admit that's a really great line
@simon01ize6 жыл бұрын
That knitting show looks pure hell and designed by a sadist!
@katiePetsy
5 жыл бұрын
I think it'd be good for when you're coming down from a night out. It's relaxing and reassuring in a way
@dylanchristensen86713 жыл бұрын
4 arguments for the elimination of television is a good read.
@jonathanferraro11594 жыл бұрын
“I only bet with people who are straight” boom roasted
@Crawenx10 жыл бұрын
How many Norwegian stand up comics does it take to make you laugh? Answer: 10 One that sucks really bad, and the other 9 out in the newspaper the day after to tell you that he REALLY is funny! (Maybe you have to be from Norway to get that)
@EPJamesMacAdams
6 жыл бұрын
Schism Chasm Ahahahhah
@travislott402510 жыл бұрын
This was the first segment that legitimately had no point
@Zagardal
10 жыл бұрын
I believe the point was "why should we care? there's nothing worth while out there"
@blindthrall
10 жыл бұрын
Nothing IS the point.
@bomtenho10 жыл бұрын
sean hannity rhymes with mental insanity
@DrCruel
9 жыл бұрын
It also rhymes with sober sanity. And porn manatee.
@PleasestopcallingmeDoctorImath
7 жыл бұрын
pawn advancing
@polreamonn
4 жыл бұрын
It also rhymes with "Inanity"
@Magy09able7 жыл бұрын
I would argue with him about Seinfeld as soon as I remember what it was about. Jokes aside, I've watched only two seasons and can't remember any of the episodes. Like there was the one in which Jerry ruined an expensive jacket because he wore it during the rain for some reason.
@Stiff_Kitten10 жыл бұрын
Awesomeness...and nothingness. :P
@nadagainagain49874 ай бұрын
Doug is America's conscience
@nightjar88985 жыл бұрын
Andy Warhol would love these shows.
@ruicorreia78822 жыл бұрын
What's that classical music behind his great speech?
@Pomme843
2 жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/n5t82s96o6y0dM4.html
@dylanchristensen86713 жыл бұрын
Does the jacket match the chair?
@alies9648 Жыл бұрын
This man is the closest thing we've to Carlin since Carlin.
@Hotpocketmountiandew2 жыл бұрын
This is probably the same thing that happened to Myamoto Musashi.
@edisonoside10 жыл бұрын
Never saw Sienfeld..missed nothing..
@JohnnyNatrium
5 жыл бұрын
Your loss
@aclager1
4 жыл бұрын
That's actually a really good joke.
@blindthrall10 жыл бұрын
Doug Stanhope: Professional Nihilist...and shambles.
@lysergickfuneralproc10 жыл бұрын
Soooo happy this hasn't been reported for the pure unadulterated enjoyable porn it is.
@temujin123410 жыл бұрын
Seems kind of relaxing, certainly better than Duck Dynasty or Fox News. Norway's shows about nothing sound better than America's at least.
@tomservo50075 жыл бұрын
Doug is an avid reader
@RonnieBakerTattoo8 жыл бұрын
Let's jump in am SUV and whoop us some Nori ass!
@pretorious70010 жыл бұрын
i aspire to be a shambles
@juangringo39062 жыл бұрын
I just watched his clip on Oklahoma Christians and tried to rationally explain the Christians bad behavior. Clicked on this video after and the 1st thing he starts talking about is the same thing he was scolding Christians for which was not really giving a shite lol Although at the end of the last clip and to his credit he did say sometimes hate does make him do nice things. Lol Its kinda ironic and it speaks to the hypocricy that we all have (or had) and how hard it is to avoid sometimes but as said in my comment on the other video being a Christian and being a follower of Christ isnt exactly the same thing. As Christ said follow God or what is good rather than following man. This includes a religion/Church. Christ is the Church. G2G 🙌 AMEN 🙏
@mydarlinggirlrachae5 жыл бұрын
Socialized Insanity I’m a transistorized, transgenederized, transmogrified trans-human A corporatized, commercialized, industrial-strength consumer A goal setting, gym sweating, debt fretting freak A social climbing networker that’s always on heat I got my education, majoring in indoctrination Where they taught me to comply, to never question why And so I’m chasing an illusion, of success that’s a delusion That is sending me insane, exploding my brain And as we teeter on the brink, soon to be extinct I always have a smile, cos' I'm living in denial.
@joefagot2185 жыл бұрын
0:50
@SupaDr00g10 жыл бұрын
A 12 hour show about knitting, i'm betting Doug is the first and only person to watch an entire episode LOL.
@doubleuponbob33976 ай бұрын
Doing nothing takes exactly so much time, that you don't get to do anything else.
@NicoTown10 жыл бұрын
Why don`t you just admit it Doug, you love Weegies!
@VioletJV10 жыл бұрын
The beauty of nothingness
@CatsAgainstCommunism6 жыл бұрын
Nothing but relentless knitting
@lagoso81553 жыл бұрын
The only thing i hate about this video is the usa song at the start. But stanhope common sense is great
@forumbot17210 жыл бұрын
Really fucking glad I don't have cable. Haven't had it for years I still watch TV, but not network television. Network television is fucking trash.
@florianberki7396 Жыл бұрын
Norwegnothingness 😴🙏🤣
@YusefOtesh888010 жыл бұрын
What does Doug do when a car comes?
@parhhesia
6 жыл бұрын
Nothing.
@travispalmer98843 жыл бұрын
Doing nothing is in my top 5 favorite things to do.
@PorkFork10 жыл бұрын
Easily willing to throw his charitys money around... good guy Hannity right there.
@ryanp123456
10 жыл бұрын
I believe he was saying loser pays out of his pocket 10 000 to the other guys charity.
@wolffenhaus10 жыл бұрын
I wish people who did stuff would get out of the way.
@lagoso81553 жыл бұрын
Hmmm
@marcussummers32716 жыл бұрын
That’s why I try not to read books, cause it gets u all thinkin and stuff
@staxstix10 жыл бұрын
hm, seems like he was desperately searching for something to make fun of, but i don't think these 'slow tv' type of things are a good target for that. sure, it's several days long footage of a ship moving along, basically emptiness. funny. but at least they aren't pretentious or manipulating, like 90% of tv. while pointless, it's soothing, relaxing, help you fall asleep, sometimes it's even meditative, besides being hilarious during anyones teen-stoner days. bob ross painting, space night, fireplace flames, early morning mountain weather, ... definitely worse things out there.
@ryanp123456
10 жыл бұрын
I think you need to rewatch this, to me it seemed like he was saying the same thing you are, almost all TV is annoying, people should turn it off and tune into slow-tv for a change.
@nameofthepen10 жыл бұрын
I have seen da light! Why, oh why, am I on KZread, where everybody but me is an idiot, and I'm compelled to argue with them? It's insane! All that work, and I'm a wreck at the end of the day. And, people are so ungrateful for my efforts, I _still_ have less than 500 subscribers. I'm gonna pull down my channel, and spend those hours contemplating my bellybutton instead.
@pressanybutton1880 Жыл бұрын
Like Carlin said, the dude who does nothing, watches tv and jacks off, ain't causing no trouble. It's the highly motivated people, who think very highly of themselves, that are causing all the shit and the incessant and annoying white noise burbling through our lives. Stanhope's a genius. "I hope we don't dock. I wanna know how this ends." Funny as fuck.
@nickmagrick77024 жыл бұрын
I don't think people absorbing their lives with nothing is a good thing
@viceroybear6298
4 жыл бұрын
I found if I sit around and do nothing and allow nothing to get into me within several hours I have a piece in a call about me and I can think clearly and work through problems in my life much more effectively than the manic running around constantly distracted constantly offended iPhone crowd
@Soundeagle3456
4 жыл бұрын
@@viceroybear6298 that's why everybody is so stupid today, well the kids are, they never got to experience rolling around the floor bored out of their minds.
@cflores188910 жыл бұрын
Nothing going on = corporate rapery
@travelmanMN2 жыл бұрын
Is Doug more of a politican or more of a comedian??
@robertcreighton463510 ай бұрын
I'm not doug stanhope and that's why I do drugs
@peoplewhodrinkable10 жыл бұрын
Doug Stanhope? Hmm, I like him, he's OK but sometimes that's how I feel like: 'He's pushing it so hard to be edgy, why don't you watch some Bill Hicks instead, people?' That's all folks! :/
@MRWDL800
10 жыл бұрын
We should watch 20 year old comedy instead of this? Pfff fak off...
@peoplewhodrinkable
10 жыл бұрын
You're entitled to your opinion... And unfortunately that's not the point you idiotic troll!
@MRWDL800
10 жыл бұрын
***** You thumbed up your own comment? Why would you do that? You poor little guy. :(
@grimblegrumble
6 жыл бұрын
I hope you some day will realise just how fucking stupid this comment is...
@mikej2279
6 жыл бұрын
Hicks comedy is a lot more thought provoking than Dougs. They have 2 different kinds of comedy. Not all comedians are the same.
@dylanchristensen86713 жыл бұрын
Leave it to ol' stanny to figure out how to take weak stand-up material and make it valid... by sitting down!
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"There's nothing going on... and you're missing it" Jesus, how profound!
@troublefist
5 жыл бұрын
I think it's my favorite sentence ever.
@richardgates7479
5 жыл бұрын
Nothing was going on here for the last 5 years, and I missed it.
@everest001
4 жыл бұрын
Non-duality in a nutshell.
@tedbaloogafakename3659
3 жыл бұрын
An elite one liner
@crappymeal
3 жыл бұрын
floating in the dark empty non changing vacuum of space for 80 years
dat knitting, I've never felt more proud to be Scandinavian
@DennisMoore664
3 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan: Look at me! I do a three-hour podcast! Norway: Hold my akvavit
"Have you ever tried to sleep sober?" - Doug Stanhope
@mikej2279
6 жыл бұрын
I mean I have plenty of times. It's just more comfortable not. -_-
@billmarsh1971
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but it's much easier to get it started if I'm not
@lewiscraw8294
4 жыл бұрын
I don't "fall asleep" rather I pass out. A different kind of sleep waking up not knowing when you went to bed
that last sentence was so deep
From the cult classic movie 'Office Space' "You missed work yesterday. What did you do?" "Nothing, and it was everything I dreamed it could be."
@shawnevans666
10 жыл бұрын
"What about you, what would you do with a million bucks?" "Nothing" "Well, you don't need a million bucks to do nothing, just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit!"
@livinginvancouverbc2247
10 жыл бұрын
Shawn Evans So many good lines in that movie!
@Francois176
6 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t say I was missing it, Bob.
@Ryaninja
4 жыл бұрын
Aww you beat me to it! That was my first thought after the video too! Can't believe you snuck in there before I could type this! You only beat me by about 6 years too.
To this day…the Beethovens 7th symphony playing in the background always makes me grin because of Doug.
"There's nothing going on, and you're missing it" I love this guy :)
@alexandersafir
10 жыл бұрын
_"There's nothing going on. And, you're missing it!"_ Excellent.
@G396
6 жыл бұрын
I dont believe in life quotes,But damn.
"There's nothing goin' on, and you're missing it" :D
@timmi59
8 жыл бұрын
That was awesome
@SkateSka
8 жыл бұрын
Hearing that sentence was like someone placing a tiny silk pillow for my heart to rest on.
@jklxn
8 жыл бұрын
George Mirchev damn that was downright poetic....so..un-stanhope like. i love it...it goes perfectly with him...
There’s nothing going on, and you’re missing it! Stanhope’s a genius.
"That's why I try not to read books, because it gets you all thinking and stuff... Who needs that?" Damnnn, that was beautiful.
@ItsVikVaughn
4 жыл бұрын
@Evi1M4chine “The country’s fucked! The planet’s fucked! How could that have happened when I gave a fuck!”
"There's nothing going on, and you're missing it." haha
"Doing nothing means a lot to me" - Bon Scott, another great philosopher.
I love that Brooker describes you as a "shambles" -- that's perfectly apt.
"There's nothing going on and you're missing it" Perfect
@bloodeverywhere9809
4 жыл бұрын
There's nothing going on and you're missing it. Am I the first to say that?
In The Sopranos, Tony Soprano's wife nags him to tear his eyes away from the TV for a second and, without looking away from the set, he says: "But it's so much more interesting." Deep.
@mikej2279
6 жыл бұрын
Isn't it sad as a people. We watch shows on tv about actors watching shows who watch actors watching shows.
"I'm the slime and the garbage from your TV set"Thanks Frank you nailed it decades ago.
@sinane.y
5 жыл бұрын
I'm the slime oozing out from your tv set*
Worst thing is, I've been on several trips with that boat ("Hurtigruten"). I've actually seen several people sitting inside the boat, watching the boat trip on TV in the restaurant, instead of going to the freaking front of the boat and watch it live. World's going crazy.
@davidklein1667
6 жыл бұрын
Jan Thore hope the cruise don't end before the shows over! LMFAO
@cittleskum
6 жыл бұрын
No the world is not going crazy, in fact nothings happening
LOVED IT!!!!! THX 4 UPLOADING!!!!!!
these are pure gold!
Doug is really missing out on a goldmine here. He should open his own clothing line because he has some unique taste.
@firstlast4438
3 жыл бұрын
His clothing line would be clothes people died in picked up from thrift stores in the arse end towns of middle america lmao
@vadimzubovich5537
3 жыл бұрын
That's not taste, that's what Salvation Army sales have to offer :)
@TacticGamers
3 жыл бұрын
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@dustbinbroom
2 жыл бұрын
He dresses like a parody of a stand up comedian
@raggersragnarsson6255
2 жыл бұрын
It's a 70s look, but he made it his own.
These are the best
Doug Stanhope is an vanguard of ASMR
We actually DID watch the "front of the boat" video while on the Norwegian Sky cruise ship... We watched it from the bed. (Made a great night light, as well). :D
Genius!!
Totally brilliant.
I agree and I love shows about nothing too. (Assuming Mr. Stanhope isn't sarcastic when he says he does.) I'm perfectly able to watch one of those meditation and relaxation DVDs that just show you a beach or fish in an aquarium for hours and drift off into daydreams and if the DVD or downloaded video doesn't have good music, I just switch on the "Solo Piano Radio" stream and listen to an endless progression of soothing, mellow piano music of the kind they play in the better hotel lobbies. I could do that all day if I had the time. Where I live (Germany) we had a music TV channel for grown ups a few years ago, that would actually only play music and usually the more obscure stuff. During the night they filled the hours with a show called "Deluxe Night Flight". It was all footage shot from a helicopter slowly flying over Las Vegas or New York City at night, with funk and soul music playing over it. I loved that so much. One of the state owned TV stations has a comparable night filler show called "Space Night", which just shows you hours of footage shot from a satellite or the International Space Station, looking down on the planet, with mellow electronic music and sometimes stuff like Bette Midler's "From a Distance" or "Another day in Paradise" from Phil Collins playing over it. And then there is another channel that fills the night with footage of the world's most beautiful train rides. They just strap a camera to the front of some train and film the whole ride from one station to the next in the Alps or New Zealand or the Australian Outback, unedited and all without music.
Lol I hella needed this. Coincidentally from politics that invaded my every fiber of being. Even supernatural. The knitting channel, God bless them. There's nothing going on and I'm missing it. Yes!!!
I always looked forward to Doug.
This is the best thing ever said by a human. Wow god damn!!!
He reminds me of beetljuice the way he looks/dresses and his mannerisms. Lol
Doug inadvertently doing the Joe Bob Briggs character, complete with cooler, outdoor easy chair, and bustedass TV.
Best bit ever
The Best.
"Man reads the script for the Bee Movie for 8 hours straight"
Doug Stanhope you are funny as funk ..........i love you !
I actually would love to watch that
Doug is a fucking genius
They always said Seinfeld is a show about nothing. Actually, it’s a show about how sad & pathetic people truly are... Your comedy is light years better than that nothing
stanhopes a legend and thats why i drink (only tea of course i'm british) i have a red coat too
WORD! ^^
2020 is really driving home the line about how we take nothing going on for granted. Nothing sounds pretty good right about now.
Doug Stanhope, Steve Van Vandt; the Norwegians can spot America's coolest exports.
No soy traductor, y posiblemente no sea la mejor traducción, pero quizás ayude a los hispanohablantes: Soy Dough stanhope y por eso bebo. Siempre he dicho que Sendfield era un show acerca de nada. Disfruto ese concepto porque es lo que busco en un programa de televisión, nada. A esta edad no quiero aprender nada, quiero tener que preocuparme o prestar atención y es por eso que intento no leer libros, porque te llevan pensar y esas cosas ¿Quién necesita esas cosas? Pero ni siquiera Sendfield puede imaginar los niveles de entretenimiento vacío que la televisión puede alcanzar. Nadie hace nada mejor que los noruegos, ellos son los maestros del concepto de “slow tv” (televisión lenta). Un programa de doce horas acerca de coser, nada salvo el implacable acto de coser. Eso es un paraíso para mi. “Ellos pusieron cámaras en un crucero en Noruega, y filmaron los seis días, el viaje entero, 113 horas, solo un episodio. Y habría visto ese episodio en mi camarote en ese crucero.(Risas) Dando gracias a dios por no tener que levantar mi cuello todo el camino a la ventana para ver el viaje, por que lo puedes ver en la televisión. ¡Espero que no atraquemos antes de que esto se acabe! Necesito saber como acaba este crucero. Si pudiera poner esos segmentos de nada... Por que esto no es como realmente soy, yo no estoy tan cabreado todo el tiempo ¿Tu piensas que esto lo que hago en casa? Ponerme borracho y (mueve los brazos)¡ah, ah, ha! No eso es solo lo que hago una docena de veces al año, el resto del tiempo soy algo así como tranquilo. Yo no soy como ese (nombre del presentador de televisión) que tiene que estar cabreado todas las putas noches. ¿Como puedes vivir así (nombre del presentador de televisión)? Relajate, solo coge una cerveza y calmate, nada está pasando y tu te lo estás perdiendo. PD, el video no me ha dejado subir subtitulos.
2:28..." There's nothin goin on, and you're missin it. "
Can someone tell me the name of the last song? The "instrumental/classical" one at the end. I would appreciate it :)
@dexterdaniel2345
10 жыл бұрын
Beethoven: Symphony 7, Allegretto, movement 2
nice
the Hunter Thompson of comedy
Wouldn't this apply to 90% of sitcoms, though? It's just people talking about some thin plot for 30 minutes to arrive back where they started.
They broke the fucking mold after Doug Stanhope.
in germany there is a decade old TV show called Bahn TV where they show nothing else than the view out of a train for hours on end.
@PurushaDesa
9 жыл бұрын
So it's basically a cocktease where every viewer's waiting for the train to crash and it just keeps on running in the disturbingly efficient manner it does every day in Germany.
@PreDatoR1873
6 жыл бұрын
I'd totally watch that.
@davidklein1667
6 жыл бұрын
Mar I would watch that...i'm to poor to travel!
Does anyone know the name of the background music on this?
whether you agree with him or not you gotta admit that's a really great line
That knitting show looks pure hell and designed by a sadist!
@katiePetsy
5 жыл бұрын
I think it'd be good for when you're coming down from a night out. It's relaxing and reassuring in a way
4 arguments for the elimination of television is a good read.
“I only bet with people who are straight” boom roasted
How many Norwegian stand up comics does it take to make you laugh? Answer: 10 One that sucks really bad, and the other 9 out in the newspaper the day after to tell you that he REALLY is funny! (Maybe you have to be from Norway to get that)
@EPJamesMacAdams
6 жыл бұрын
Schism Chasm Ahahahhah
This was the first segment that legitimately had no point
@Zagardal
10 жыл бұрын
I believe the point was "why should we care? there's nothing worth while out there"
@blindthrall
10 жыл бұрын
Nothing IS the point.
sean hannity rhymes with mental insanity
@DrCruel
9 жыл бұрын
It also rhymes with sober sanity. And porn manatee.
@PleasestopcallingmeDoctorImath
7 жыл бұрын
pawn advancing
@polreamonn
4 жыл бұрын
It also rhymes with "Inanity"
I would argue with him about Seinfeld as soon as I remember what it was about. Jokes aside, I've watched only two seasons and can't remember any of the episodes. Like there was the one in which Jerry ruined an expensive jacket because he wore it during the rain for some reason.
Awesomeness...and nothingness. :P
Doug is America's conscience
Andy Warhol would love these shows.
What's that classical music behind his great speech?
@Pomme843
2 жыл бұрын
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Does the jacket match the chair?
This man is the closest thing we've to Carlin since Carlin.
This is probably the same thing that happened to Myamoto Musashi.
Never saw Sienfeld..missed nothing..
@JohnnyNatrium
5 жыл бұрын
Your loss
@aclager1
4 жыл бұрын
That's actually a really good joke.
Doug Stanhope: Professional Nihilist...and shambles.
Soooo happy this hasn't been reported for the pure unadulterated enjoyable porn it is.
Seems kind of relaxing, certainly better than Duck Dynasty or Fox News. Norway's shows about nothing sound better than America's at least.
Doug is an avid reader
Let's jump in am SUV and whoop us some Nori ass!
i aspire to be a shambles
I just watched his clip on Oklahoma Christians and tried to rationally explain the Christians bad behavior. Clicked on this video after and the 1st thing he starts talking about is the same thing he was scolding Christians for which was not really giving a shite lol Although at the end of the last clip and to his credit he did say sometimes hate does make him do nice things. Lol Its kinda ironic and it speaks to the hypocricy that we all have (or had) and how hard it is to avoid sometimes but as said in my comment on the other video being a Christian and being a follower of Christ isnt exactly the same thing. As Christ said follow God or what is good rather than following man. This includes a religion/Church. Christ is the Church. G2G 🙌 AMEN 🙏
Socialized Insanity I’m a transistorized, transgenederized, transmogrified trans-human A corporatized, commercialized, industrial-strength consumer A goal setting, gym sweating, debt fretting freak A social climbing networker that’s always on heat I got my education, majoring in indoctrination Where they taught me to comply, to never question why And so I’m chasing an illusion, of success that’s a delusion That is sending me insane, exploding my brain And as we teeter on the brink, soon to be extinct I always have a smile, cos' I'm living in denial.
0:50
A 12 hour show about knitting, i'm betting Doug is the first and only person to watch an entire episode LOL.
Doing nothing takes exactly so much time, that you don't get to do anything else.
Why don`t you just admit it Doug, you love Weegies!
The beauty of nothingness
Nothing but relentless knitting
The only thing i hate about this video is the usa song at the start. But stanhope common sense is great
Really fucking glad I don't have cable. Haven't had it for years I still watch TV, but not network television. Network television is fucking trash.
Norwegnothingness 😴🙏🤣
What does Doug do when a car comes?
@parhhesia
6 жыл бұрын
Nothing.
Doing nothing is in my top 5 favorite things to do.
Easily willing to throw his charitys money around... good guy Hannity right there.
@ryanp123456
10 жыл бұрын
I believe he was saying loser pays out of his pocket 10 000 to the other guys charity.
I wish people who did stuff would get out of the way.
Hmmm
That’s why I try not to read books, cause it gets u all thinkin and stuff
hm, seems like he was desperately searching for something to make fun of, but i don't think these 'slow tv' type of things are a good target for that. sure, it's several days long footage of a ship moving along, basically emptiness. funny. but at least they aren't pretentious or manipulating, like 90% of tv. while pointless, it's soothing, relaxing, help you fall asleep, sometimes it's even meditative, besides being hilarious during anyones teen-stoner days. bob ross painting, space night, fireplace flames, early morning mountain weather, ... definitely worse things out there.
@ryanp123456
10 жыл бұрын
I think you need to rewatch this, to me it seemed like he was saying the same thing you are, almost all TV is annoying, people should turn it off and tune into slow-tv for a change.
I have seen da light! Why, oh why, am I on KZread, where everybody but me is an idiot, and I'm compelled to argue with them? It's insane! All that work, and I'm a wreck at the end of the day. And, people are so ungrateful for my efforts, I _still_ have less than 500 subscribers. I'm gonna pull down my channel, and spend those hours contemplating my bellybutton instead.
Like Carlin said, the dude who does nothing, watches tv and jacks off, ain't causing no trouble. It's the highly motivated people, who think very highly of themselves, that are causing all the shit and the incessant and annoying white noise burbling through our lives. Stanhope's a genius. "I hope we don't dock. I wanna know how this ends." Funny as fuck.
I don't think people absorbing their lives with nothing is a good thing
@viceroybear6298
4 жыл бұрын
I found if I sit around and do nothing and allow nothing to get into me within several hours I have a piece in a call about me and I can think clearly and work through problems in my life much more effectively than the manic running around constantly distracted constantly offended iPhone crowd
@Soundeagle3456
4 жыл бұрын
@@viceroybear6298 that's why everybody is so stupid today, well the kids are, they never got to experience rolling around the floor bored out of their minds.
Nothing going on = corporate rapery
Is Doug more of a politican or more of a comedian??
I'm not doug stanhope and that's why I do drugs
Doug Stanhope? Hmm, I like him, he's OK but sometimes that's how I feel like: 'He's pushing it so hard to be edgy, why don't you watch some Bill Hicks instead, people?' That's all folks! :/
@MRWDL800
10 жыл бұрын
We should watch 20 year old comedy instead of this? Pfff fak off...
@peoplewhodrinkable
10 жыл бұрын
You're entitled to your opinion... And unfortunately that's not the point you idiotic troll!
@MRWDL800
10 жыл бұрын
***** You thumbed up your own comment? Why would you do that? You poor little guy. :(
@grimblegrumble
6 жыл бұрын
I hope you some day will realise just how fucking stupid this comment is...
@mikej2279
6 жыл бұрын
Hicks comedy is a lot more thought provoking than Dougs. They have 2 different kinds of comedy. Not all comedians are the same.
Leave it to ol' stanny to figure out how to take weak stand-up material and make it valid... by sitting down!