You'll never see Humpty Dumpty and Greg Wallace in the same room. That's because Humpty Dumpty can't stand him.

Greg Wallace

@ZuluRomeo

6 жыл бұрын

Ed Balls

@harryc505

4 жыл бұрын

*Gregg

@rogueriderhood1862

4 жыл бұрын

Gregg's sausage rolls.

@nikobellic2086

4 жыл бұрын

Gerg allawce

@stevieh9860

3 жыл бұрын

Buttery biscuit base.

Fucking love that they literally just listed every time Greg Wallace appeared on the BBC.

@charliebeadle2979

6 жыл бұрын

10TimesOver whilst complaining about padding a TV show, and the over abundance of Greg Wallace, by padding a TV show with Greg Wallace.

The researcher(s) who found so many Greg Wallace clips deserve a credit... and a very long lie down. Goodness knows how many hours of recordings they trawled through to produce such a consummate Greg-a-thon. No, I don't understand his ubiquity either.

@ruairimonophthalmos5458

4 жыл бұрын

This comment also deserves FAR more likes.

@Robutube1

4 жыл бұрын

@@ruairimonophthalmos5458 The story of my life Ruairi, but your support here is most welcome :-).

@zirkag99

4 жыл бұрын

@@harrybirchall3308 Shut the fuck up Harry you twat

@thedukeofnuts

2 жыл бұрын

Must have been like wading through a sewer of banality....

@name4505

8 ай бұрын

I have always assumed, without evidence, they can query a database of closed captions for various programs, just type in “Greg Wallace”

Greg Wallace has the charisma of a temporary drain cover

@KW_814

10 ай бұрын

Which in this day and age is orgasmic

Buttery Biscuit Base. That is all.

@PoisonousPen

6 жыл бұрын

Ben Sturrock best me to it ;) By a year granted....but still.

@Ben-nr2rm

4 жыл бұрын

A real smack around the face

@victorymansions

4 жыл бұрын

All together now:

@nikobellic2086

4 жыл бұрын

I love the base

@alexstorr3357

3 жыл бұрын

Wobble, wobble, wobble wobble wobble

This actually encouraged me to start buying frozen sausages just so I could say to myself “How many bags?” in an incredulous Gregg Wallace as I wantonly lobbed them into my trolley.

@thedukeofnuts

2 жыл бұрын

Nah you just lob them in your trolley, then a few minutes later put them back in the freezer cabinet. Saves having to eat them.

i find it funny that each tin of beans is a different type of bean

Micky Flanagan's routine on this show is absolutely perfect

@ThePorkypete51

4 жыл бұрын

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@Amachaibou

Жыл бұрын

Let me drink all this custard and then we’ll sort it owt

Greg Wallace is like the BBC's answer to the plumber from the Ratchet & Clank games.

@eccohpeach6961

4 жыл бұрын

Ben Knight it’s because of socio-economic disparity

Onions onions what you gonna do

@LANBritain1

6 жыл бұрын

alalalalaalalala

@Tubeite

4 жыл бұрын

Cry

I still spend a huge amount of time switching channels just to escape Greg Wallace. I also spend a huge amount of time switching channels to try and find more Charlie Brooker.

01:30 "How many sausages is that family going through" Yeah I forgot frozen food only lasts a few days ....

@rogueriderhood1862

3 жыл бұрын

Obviously the lady of the house likes a bit of sausage.

His name has been said so many times now it's lost all meaning. It's "Gregwollis" all one word, much like "Siralan".

@jimmyrustler8983

Жыл бұрын

Gregwollis; A disease you get from chewing too much.

'' have a spoon full of sumac... And a sausage''. Brooker I love you

Great researching for this

I don't watch much TV. That explains why I've seen Greg Wallace in something.

@fecklessmovies

4 жыл бұрын

Haha, yes. I have watched almost zero TV for the past 20 years but I’m still well aware of who Greg Wallace is! I have to add though, a friend of mine used to work for him before he became a TV star and tells me he was a really good bloke/good boss.

Nobody ever seems to mention that the producers of these shows are obviously working with the supermarkets because otherwise they wouldn't let them film there...

Baked bean tintervention. Brilliant.

I'm proud to say this is the first time I've heard of Greg Wallace.

@davidcauley695

6 жыл бұрын

Or he's american

@youweechube

6 жыл бұрын

i like him.

@zimzimma5688

6 жыл бұрын

Your life will never be the same again

@londontrada

6 жыл бұрын

Greg Wallace is an OK fella but who the fuck is Charlie Brooker?

@asderc1

6 жыл бұрын

@@londontrada you make me sick

Does anyone have the guitar TAB for 'Onions Onions what you Gonna do' please?

It's canned food! It doesn't fucking matter if you buy it now or later!

@otocan

6 жыл бұрын

I know, right? That bit didn't make any sense...

@canturgan

6 жыл бұрын

I think they're survivalists.

@grimTales1

6 жыл бұрын

So they have multiple cans of beans that last a long time - who the fuck cares?

@Xighor

5 жыл бұрын

Nom du Clavier not really, prices can change, recipes can change, it can go out of date after awhile

@Snagprophet

3 жыл бұрын

Also beans is healthy and cheap, particularly non-baked beans beans. So I don't really understand what they were mad at.

Bring back Screenwipe / Weekly wipe / Annual 20xx wipe - Anything wipe!! Please help Greg Wallace!!

I hadn't thought of getting strawberries - now I fancy some as I havent had strawberries for a while - devious supermarket bastards.

As that guy on twitter found out after asking Wallace if he could promote a charity sponsorship, it's Gregg with two G's

@jbreckmckye

3 жыл бұрын

Mastertwat

this is brilliant. The BBC makes some trash shows since they want to stretch their funds, then pay charlie brooker to make fun of those shows, stretching their funds even further, and producing quality TV on top of those awfully boring shows they produce anyway!

"good bit of knowledge there Gary!" Really, random "B" celebrity trivia is good knowledge, no wonder we're all fucked.

Charlie Brook just beyond good! X

This is the modern equivalent of the pathe information films where a posh man told working class people stuff like not to eat glass or let a woman drive

I feel bad now, I watched my parents house & bro after living alone and when I saw their cupboards (slightly) passive-aggressively left all the stuff that was past its use by date in the middle of their floor to make the point, that they probably bought stuff they already had over time. Then again I didn't make a tv show out of it.

@rogueriderhood1862

3 жыл бұрын

Well you wouldn't, you're not Greg Wallace, are you?

I think you'll find its Gregg Wallace, two gs please.

I didn't know who Greg Wallace was when I clicked and now the words have lost all meaning after hearing them so many times.

Greg Wallace is everywhere… I turned around after watching this and he was sitting on the sofa next to me! 😳🤷🏻‍♂️

Ratatat should do more Greg Wallace remixes

I like yelling, “beans!” But in a completely different set up.

This is great.

Charlie your a star

Imagine letting Greggggggg and, er, thingy into your house.

Im sure Gregg Wallace has appeared on Pointless Celebrities. Now there's an apt TV show title if ever there was one!

I cant understand why this programme didn't work!

They picked on beans and rice, which are both things that last well. Only thing you should care about is stuff that goes off I my mind.

Beans

If I was on Room 101, I'd nominate Greg Wallace.

@Nickelodeon81

4 жыл бұрын

So would Greg Wallace

having bean infuriated

i can understand the teagbags on the scrutum but why the see through leggings

As long as they eat it at some point, the stuff in the cupboard is NOT wasted. -.-

Reminds me of Zippy in 80s show Rainbow.

"It's cheap and mass produce" So pretty much 95% of BBC shows.

All aboard, all aboard the express to the 6th extinction event.....

‘YOU IRON BREAD’

DeAngelo's question for Stringer did more with less.

I like Greg Wallace

Chunks of meat with dubious origin.

@comanchio1976

7 жыл бұрын

"full of arseholes" would've been better

@fuckfannyfiddlefart

6 жыл бұрын

dead animal parts would be more accurate. Vegan Now!

Tintervention

great

So...much...Greg...Wallace

You don't see Gregg Wallace around so much now. I think he has been replaced in TV's affections by that weird mannequin guy with the unnaturally white teeth.

There's even a Wallace monument for fucks sake!

And let's not forget... Gromit

Greg Wallace eats cutlery

Gregg.

It's Gregg.

@voteTRUMP24

5 ай бұрын

****VOTE TRUMP**2004****

Gregwallace Wallace

my names *phone goes down other end*

Is this a ytp

Buttery Biscuit Base.

Gregg Wallace

@guitardweep13

6 жыл бұрын

Gregg Wallace

BEANS

a "Tintervention" lmao

i wish i could get wound up about something as much as greg did with the packets of rice... just to feel something. i think he popped a blood vessel

why the extra g?

Green Grocer Gregg Wallace

Your BBC license fee at action.

I still can't come to terms with anyone being a celebrity cook!

@krashd

6 жыл бұрын

Oddly enough chefs are some of the oldest celebrities in history, back when the only dishes were dead animal and dead animal with vegetable if you could make something tasty and different you'd end up cooking for royalty and ambassadors.

@colingregson8653

2 жыл бұрын

He's not a cook no qualifications. That's why he likes beans cause that's all he can cook !!.

@bankruptbritain6103

Жыл бұрын

There's so many of them it's fucking tedious

BEANS!!!

Fuck trying to cook rice from a massive bag. Microwave rice is always perfect and the right portion.

Gregg?

His new show about factories is the worst thing I've ever seen. He's constantly shouting about these incredibly dreary environments, doesn't help that they're invariably noisy as well. "So THIS IS WHERE YOU MAKE THE MILK BOTTLES???" yes Greg "HOW MANY BOTTLES OF MILK DO U BOTTLE 'ERE IN THE BOTTLE FACTORY???"

Dinner!

3:43 Jesus....

Beans everywhere

1:14 Rishi foretold

Where’s Wallace?

Quick, Honey, grab all the food you can and throw it in the cellar, then lock it behind you. Greg Wallace is coming for dinner.

Greg Who???

A bean!

Beans!

He should name his restaurant Gregs and sell £40 steak bakes

@colingregson8653

2 жыл бұрын

With two G's don't forget !!.

Ah, Greg Wallace. Who could've known he and Torode would end up angering nations to a brink of international diplomatic strife due to their condescension towards traditional cooking years later...

@bankruptbritain6103

Жыл бұрын

Wtf are you on about!?

RICIS

these chunky gems yarns are great value. they're £3.15 a ball unlike the finer but more rainbowy boho rover yarns which are £4.15 anyway they've been hanging around in the shop for oh my word such a long time. lol at the readout "ami why are you dressed as a rockerfella?" oh right yeah:gems. you fully knew that and there wasn't even a label. life's too short monsieur , to have an ugly sweater. really there's no excuse

Oh just eat the damn beanz

Gregg Wallace is to TV entertainment what haemorrhoids are to Frankie Dettori

this video made me realise that isis is 4 years old,

Canned foods..hmmm maybe there prepping for doomsday

It's weird living in 2020 with a diet of Netflix and Amazon Prime, looking back at Charlie Brooker doing a run down on how much Greg Wallace the BBC stuffs into every delicious morsel, and realising just how unreasonably shit and cheap British TV always looks. Whether you're watching a tedious soap filmed with a telescoping lens from the other side of the country, a bombastic investigatory documentary made by an out-of-work 1960s Yugoslav propaganda crew, or a heavily-padded game show with on-screen graphics fresh from a twenty-year-old copy of some forgotten shareware editing program, the BBC seems determined to remind you that license fee went entirely to cocaine and, if it exists, racist cocaine.

@kenwood5575

5 ай бұрын

or possibly racist, LBGT Cocaine as it's the BBC!

people who pay for a tv license are mugs when there is shite like this on telly

@voteTRUMP24

5 ай бұрын

****VOTE TRUMP**2004****

yes you CAN but don't run edexcel in opal software. DON'T DON'T JUST EFFING DON'T

Leave Greg alone

@kenwood5575

5 ай бұрын

No.

*Gregg