I still remember a guy in the eighties who had a skilled job at Groton building submarines and they asked him why he only worked three days a week: Because I can't get-by on two.

So so strong. One of my favorite bits.

@dsm5d723

3 жыл бұрын

Doug gets paid to dress up what I have been saying my whole life. You can imagine how well liked I might be. He is the best inductive lay mathematician in the world: WHO THE FUCK let you all mate? Not me bro, time to walk the audience. He is the Head Coach of Team Human Punishment.

I live in SE Asia. I've seen people in Cambodia living in trees.

Fuck the Poverty Line. I have a receding hairline.

So true

Thanks for some Doug! I still think he is one of the better comedians in a loong time.

so true, the poorest Americans live like kings compared to much of the world

@scott4398

7 жыл бұрын

And they live like much of the world compared to the rich. A serious medical problem leaves them bankrupt.

@donaldsmith3926

4 жыл бұрын

An American band, can't think of the name now, was rehearsing with musicians from another continent and one the Americans said he was starving. Another band member saw the reaction of the outside musicians who knew the difference between 'hungry' and 'starving'.

@prod.bynil-oh7440

3 жыл бұрын

Not that much anymore actually. Being poor in america seems to be worse then being poor in a lot of diffrent places

@NothingSussed

3 жыл бұрын

@@prod.bynil-oh7440 you don't know alot of different places my friend

@prod.bynil-oh7440

3 жыл бұрын

@@NothingSussed weil i mean places like the UK germNany Francesca netherlands spain hungary sweden norway tzech switzerland austria

Our landfills are third world bling.

If you live in the United states you are top 1%. Anyone knowledgeable knows this . Go work in the mideast and see for yourself .

Absolutely correct, im from Serbia and we are used to surviving on 400$ a month and its considered normal. Old ladies cleaning toilets for 300$ a month is standard here and Serbia is not even the worst in the world.

@lexprontera8325

2 ай бұрын

Riding in a Yugo on a warm spring day 😎feels good man

Poh-ver-ty.

LMFAO

Might I request a clip from Brett Gilbert?

@dsm5d723

3 жыл бұрын

NO. Gilbert Gottfried.

Don't beat up ambulance drivers...we have those signs. It's shameful.